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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,620 --> 00:00:10,360 Pity with me the plight of the warm water mammal known as the sperm whale. 2 00:00:13,560 --> 00:00:19,240 Man's continued desecration of the sea has left the species' future bleak, 3 00:00:19,260 --> 00:00:20,780 virtually hopeless. 4 00:00:21,640 --> 00:00:23,100 He said sperm. 5 00:00:23,420 --> 00:00:24,420 Yeah. 6 00:00:25,360 --> 00:00:30,920 The only hope for these lovable, gentle giants is that perhaps the young people 7 00:00:30,920 --> 00:00:33,000 of today will grow up more caring. 8 00:00:33,560 --> 00:00:39,000 more understanding, more sensitive to the very special needs of the creatures 9 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:40,000 the earth. 10 00:00:40,300 --> 00:00:41,600 Did you fart? 11 00:00:47,480 --> 00:00:48,480 What's this? 12 00:00:50,740 --> 00:00:52,060 This is that movie. 13 00:00:54,160 --> 00:01:00,840 Is this lethal 14 00:01:00,840 --> 00:01:02,060 weapon? Yeah. 15 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:06,280 You play Unchain My Heart. 16 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:09,080 I'm done singing for tonight. 17 00:01:09,580 --> 00:01:10,920 You ain't got to sing it. 18 00:01:11,620 --> 00:01:12,860 Just play it. 19 00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:14,520 Yeah, play it. 20 00:01:14,980 --> 00:01:15,980 Play it, dumbass. 21 00:01:16,360 --> 00:01:17,360 Hit him. 22 00:01:17,860 --> 00:01:19,540 Kick him. Kick him. Kick him. 23 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:26,440 Unchain my heart. 24 00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:32,500 Baby, let me be. 25 00:01:36,650 --> 00:01:37,650 Whoa. 26 00:01:38,650 --> 00:01:40,590 Maybe you shouldn't have played it. Yeah. 27 00:01:53,690 --> 00:01:54,690 Hey, 28 00:01:55,450 --> 00:01:57,930 that's that dude from Saturday Night Live. Yeah. 29 00:01:58,270 --> 00:01:59,550 The Blues Brother. 30 00:02:01,030 --> 00:02:02,830 Don't do that spastic thing. 31 00:02:03,110 --> 00:02:04,110 Yeah. 32 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:33,560 Hey, Beavis. 33 00:02:34,340 --> 00:02:35,780 What is he? 34 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:39,780 Yeah. Who is he? 35 00:02:43,500 --> 00:02:49,920 Is he quit Guns N' Roses because Axl's a wuss? Yeah. 36 00:02:50,160 --> 00:02:52,180 He kicked Axl's ass. 37 00:02:52,760 --> 00:02:54,260 He kicked him. 38 00:02:54,580 --> 00:02:55,580 He kicked him. 39 00:02:55,840 --> 00:02:56,960 He hit him. 40 00:02:57,840 --> 00:02:59,480 Settle down, Beavis. 41 00:03:00,359 --> 00:03:02,180 You're going to hose your shorts. 42 00:03:02,640 --> 00:03:03,640 Oh, yeah. 43 00:03:08,260 --> 00:03:09,019 Whoa, 44 00:03:09,020 --> 00:03:15,980 look at that 45 00:03:15,980 --> 00:03:17,380 car. Yeah. 46 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:19,480 It's all, like, long. 47 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:22,500 Mass transit is cool. 48 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:26,960 Yeah. I like mass transit, too. 49 00:03:45,460 --> 00:03:47,420 Community service is cool. 50 00:03:47,720 --> 00:03:48,720 Yeah. 51 00:03:51,420 --> 00:03:54,480 Doesn't this cart belong to that big fat dude? 52 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:56,520 Yeah. 53 00:03:57,520 --> 00:03:58,520 Steal it. 54 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:00,040 That would be cool. 55 00:04:02,480 --> 00:04:04,620 It doesn't get any better than this, dude. 56 00:04:06,300 --> 00:04:11,580 Hey, come on. 57 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:17,060 Who do I got to boff around here to get a pizza? You know the drill, Billy Bob. 58 00:04:17,140 --> 00:04:20,220 It's just like I told you after your first coronary and your second. 59 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:24,440 And your sixth. You've got to eat right. You've got to exercise. And you've got 60 00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:25,440 to eat me. 61 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:31,200 Please eat me, Billy Bob, and the big, moist, and delicious slab of Canadian 62 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:36,800 bacon with butter and maple syrup on top and powdered sugar, too. 63 00:04:37,260 --> 00:04:38,560 And listen to me, Billy. 64 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:45,080 Billy Bob, you've got to count calories. You've got to avoid saturated fats, and 65 00:04:45,080 --> 00:04:46,680 you've also got to avoid stress. 66 00:04:49,320 --> 00:04:50,320 I'm hot. 67 00:04:50,540 --> 00:04:51,540 I'm tasty. 68 00:04:52,380 --> 00:04:57,000 I bet you just can't wait until my juices are dribbling down your chin, can 69 00:04:57,080 --> 00:04:57,859 Billy Bob? 70 00:04:57,860 --> 00:05:01,200 And most important of all, keep that temper of yours under control. 71 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:24,080 Punch it, Beavis. 72 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:40,100 Now, this might 73 00:05:40,100 --> 00:05:44,560 be just the tiniest bit uncomfortable, Mr. Gillerman, but if you'll just relax. 74 00:05:47,440 --> 00:05:50,380 Try the morphine. 75 00:05:50,900 --> 00:05:52,180 It's excellent today. 76 00:06:04,669 --> 00:06:07,110 That was cool. 77 00:06:36,650 --> 00:06:37,870 Yelling is cool. 78 00:06:53,350 --> 00:06:58,750 He's taking a shower because he's dank. 79 00:07:05,560 --> 00:07:07,180 Yeah. Drums are cool. 80 00:07:32,430 --> 00:07:33,950 Is this about, like, the Earth? 81 00:07:36,070 --> 00:07:37,730 No, it's about the firemen. 82 00:07:47,610 --> 00:07:48,229 Whoa, 83 00:07:48,230 --> 00:07:55,030 cool. 84 00:07:55,950 --> 00:07:58,490 The fatter they are, the fatter they fall. 85 00:07:59,450 --> 00:08:01,430 I think he's dead. 86 00:08:03,500 --> 00:08:04,500 He got a wallet? 87 00:08:05,440 --> 00:08:07,420 Ooh, he's breathing. 88 00:08:08,220 --> 00:08:09,360 Better zap him. 89 00:08:15,780 --> 00:08:17,340 Don't skimp on the gravy. 90 00:08:20,560 --> 00:08:22,980 Whoa, we're heroes, Beavis. 91 00:08:23,400 --> 00:08:27,200 We saved a life. And we got 11 bucks out of his shorts. 92 00:08:28,100 --> 00:08:29,100 Yeah. 93 00:09:04,400 --> 00:09:06,280 Chicks aren't as cool as a cycle slut. 94 00:09:06,940 --> 00:09:08,780 Yeah. And L7. 95 00:09:09,020 --> 00:09:10,020 Yeah. 96 00:09:12,540 --> 00:09:13,540 Hey, 97 00:09:16,620 --> 00:09:18,880 button. Are you sure these are chicks? 98 00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:21,400 They better be. 99 00:09:22,760 --> 00:09:24,320 They're giving me a woodrow. 100 00:09:25,300 --> 00:09:27,060 Yeah. Me too. 101 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:36,120 It just isn't what it used to be, Viva. 102 00:09:40,320 --> 00:09:45,760 And as I walked down 2nd Avenue towards St. Mark's Place where all those people 103 00:09:45,760 --> 00:09:50,720 had used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a 104 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:56,160 next to a broken toaster. I had to buy it off them. 105 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:14,160 I don't know. 106 00:10:14,720 --> 00:10:16,600 Even sometimes it's a pity. 6630

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