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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,710 --> 00:00:15,990 Have you been injured in an accident that was not your fault? Then you need 2 00:00:15,990 --> 00:00:20,610 tough, smart lawyer Joe Adler. Joe Adler can help you... And when I was in the 3 00:00:20,610 --> 00:00:22,530 hospital, they even sent flowers. 4 00:00:22,970 --> 00:00:23,970 Have you been injured? 5 00:00:24,230 --> 00:00:28,110 Have you been injured? Have you been injured? Then call the injury hotline at 6 00:00:28,110 --> 00:00:29,570 -400 -BAD -BACK. 7 00:00:31,570 --> 00:00:32,970 Check this out. 8 00:00:35,150 --> 00:00:37,990 Hello. Uh, yes. 9 00:00:39,290 --> 00:00:43,370 I've been injured. Yeah, I've got a big crack in my butt. 10 00:00:47,650 --> 00:00:49,530 That was cool. 11 00:00:54,630 --> 00:00:55,630 Whoa. 12 00:00:57,340 --> 00:00:58,680 This is disgusting. 13 00:01:00,260 --> 00:01:02,040 Look at his eyebrows. 14 00:01:02,580 --> 00:01:04,599 Yeah, his eyebrows suck. 15 00:01:08,440 --> 00:01:09,440 Whoa. 16 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:15,240 I'm being hypnotized. 17 00:01:16,180 --> 00:01:18,060 Yeah, me too. 18 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:19,760 I'm going to vomit. 19 00:01:36,370 --> 00:01:38,210 He's stuck in a crack. 20 00:01:49,230 --> 00:01:50,230 Whoa, 21 00:01:50,950 --> 00:01:52,390 that guitar is cool. 22 00:01:52,990 --> 00:01:53,990 Yeah. 23 00:01:54,450 --> 00:01:56,390 It's shaped like one of those things. 24 00:01:57,090 --> 00:01:58,090 Yeah. 25 00:01:58,770 --> 00:02:01,370 Like that tattoo on your mom's butt. 26 00:02:03,890 --> 00:02:05,430 No, that one's on her shoulder. 27 00:02:05,850 --> 00:02:07,730 She's got a battleship on her butt. 28 00:02:09,410 --> 00:02:11,130 Oh, yeah. 29 00:02:16,110 --> 00:02:22,910 And remember, I'm not only the hair club president, I'm also a member. 30 00:02:27,250 --> 00:02:28,630 You said member. 31 00:02:32,650 --> 00:02:33,650 Cool. 32 00:03:03,630 --> 00:03:07,850 I want you boys to prune both of these trees up front here, and I... Hey, 33 00:03:10,870 --> 00:03:11,870 you boys look familiar. 34 00:03:12,290 --> 00:03:15,250 Aren't you the ones that ran off of my riding mower last week? 35 00:03:15,870 --> 00:03:16,970 Uh, no. 36 00:03:19,610 --> 00:03:21,830 You the ones that painted my cat's butt? 37 00:03:22,630 --> 00:03:23,630 No. 38 00:03:25,530 --> 00:03:27,210 Well, the cops will get them. 39 00:03:27,810 --> 00:03:29,730 Luckily, I've got homeowner's insurance. 40 00:03:30,150 --> 00:03:31,150 You've got what? 41 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:34,040 Homeowner's insurance. 42 00:03:39,220 --> 00:03:41,740 Now, have you boys done any pruning before? 43 00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:43,180 Yeah. 44 00:03:45,480 --> 00:03:50,820 You know, back when I was your age, I'd work 14 hours a day pruning trees and 45 00:03:50,820 --> 00:03:52,940 still have time to come home and mow the lawn. 46 00:03:54,860 --> 00:03:57,200 I'll be back in a while to see how you're doing. 47 00:03:57,600 --> 00:04:00,800 Remember, it ain't what you cut, it's what you don't cut. 48 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:03,760 What a dork. 49 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:05,040 Yeah. 50 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:11,680 Boy, oh boy. 51 00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:16,000 What I wouldn't give for five minutes alone with those little bastards that 52 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:17,000 my mower. 53 00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:22,980 Don't go away. Beavis and Butthead will be right back practicing anti -social 54 00:04:22,980 --> 00:04:24,580 behavior and bad manners. 55 00:04:27,340 --> 00:04:30,460 Hey, Butthead. Do you think a man will ever land on your anus? 56 00:04:31,490 --> 00:04:32,810 Maybe on your anus. 57 00:04:35,150 --> 00:04:37,230 What are you all doing? Choking your chicken? 58 00:04:37,470 --> 00:04:38,970 Come on, let's get to pruning. 59 00:04:39,890 --> 00:04:41,270 What are we supposed to do again? 60 00:04:42,070 --> 00:04:44,250 I forgot. 61 00:04:46,450 --> 00:04:49,690 Oh, yeah, I think we're supposed to, like, cut off the branches. 62 00:04:50,830 --> 00:04:51,830 All of them? 63 00:04:52,570 --> 00:04:53,570 Yeah, I guess. 64 00:04:54,550 --> 00:04:55,550 Cool. 65 00:05:28,140 --> 00:05:31,640 Hey, since we've got to cut off all the branches, let's just cut it right down 66 00:05:31,640 --> 00:05:32,640 here. 67 00:05:32,660 --> 00:05:33,660 Yeah. 68 00:05:33,760 --> 00:05:35,020 Then we get them all at once. 69 00:05:35,300 --> 00:05:36,680 You're pretty smart, butthead. 70 00:05:37,100 --> 00:05:38,100 Yeah. 71 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:40,320 Maybe you'll pay us extra. 72 00:05:40,540 --> 00:05:42,260 Yeah. That would be cool. 73 00:06:12,010 --> 00:06:13,010 cool. 74 00:06:13,910 --> 00:06:16,990 Yeah. This chainsaw kicks ass. 75 00:06:17,350 --> 00:06:18,610 Pruning is cool. 76 00:06:18,870 --> 00:06:22,530 Yeah. Let's go prune some power lines. 77 00:06:24,490 --> 00:06:31,050 Welcome to the jungle, baby. You're gonna die! 78 00:06:46,219 --> 00:06:48,300 We're going to have to charge you extra, sir. 79 00:06:49,100 --> 00:06:51,760 Yeah. We pruned the house, too. 80 00:06:54,620 --> 00:06:55,620 Oh, cool. 81 00:07:25,889 --> 00:07:29,790 How do those guys pee with their pants on backwards? 82 00:07:34,050 --> 00:07:39,070 He brought it. Which one's Cross? 83 00:07:39,950 --> 00:07:46,150 Cross is the Mac. Daddy. And Chris is the Daddy Mac. 84 00:07:48,790 --> 00:07:55,690 What do you think would win in a fight 85 00:07:55,690 --> 00:07:57,630 between Daddy Mac and the Mac Daddy? 86 00:07:59,230 --> 00:08:00,230 I don't know. 87 00:08:00,950 --> 00:08:03,370 But they could both kick Axel's ass. 88 00:08:04,330 --> 00:08:10,030 Yeah, that would be cool if Axel got his ass kicked by a couple of 12 -year 89 00:08:10,030 --> 00:08:11,030 -olds. 90 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:18,080 What were we born to do? 91 00:08:20,900 --> 00:08:27,000 Uh... This court is now in session. 92 00:08:28,540 --> 00:08:31,460 I know you've been sworn, sir, and I have read your complaint. 93 00:08:33,440 --> 00:08:35,640 My turn to be the judge, asswipe. 94 00:08:36,980 --> 00:08:37,980 Oh, yeah. 95 00:08:39,179 --> 00:08:40,179 Okay. 96 00:08:40,919 --> 00:08:42,960 This court is now in session. 97 00:08:44,590 --> 00:08:49,530 How do you please to these charges of, uh... Trespassing. 98 00:08:51,350 --> 00:08:52,350 Oh, yeah. 99 00:08:53,590 --> 00:08:57,730 Trespassing. And buzzing around and getting in my face and stuff. 100 00:08:58,570 --> 00:09:02,270 How do you please to these charges against you? 101 00:09:03,310 --> 00:09:04,490 The defense rests. 102 00:09:08,810 --> 00:09:09,810 Shut up! 103 00:09:10,970 --> 00:09:11,970 Okay. 104 00:09:12,750 --> 00:09:18,550 I hereby sentence the defendant to death by... Death 105 00:09:18,550 --> 00:09:25,430 by... Saw off his tweeter. 106 00:09:29,330 --> 00:09:31,650 Breaking the law. Breaking the law. 107 00:09:32,090 --> 00:09:34,530 Breaking the law. Breaking the law. 108 00:09:44,430 --> 00:09:45,950 Humpty kicks ass. 109 00:09:47,530 --> 00:09:48,570 Humpty rules. 110 00:09:49,270 --> 00:09:51,270 I look funny. 111 00:09:51,950 --> 00:09:55,310 But, yo, I'm making money, see. So, yo, world, I hope you're ready for me. Now 112 00:09:55,310 --> 00:09:56,189 gather round. 113 00:09:56,190 --> 00:09:59,570 I'm the new fool in town, and my band's laid down by the underground. 114 00:09:59,970 --> 00:10:03,630 I'll drink a bottle of Hennessy you got in your shell. So just let me introduce 115 00:10:03,630 --> 00:10:07,190 myself. My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Humpty. 116 00:10:07,490 --> 00:10:11,550 The name is Humpty, pronounced with a Humpty. And all the rappers in the top 117 00:10:11,550 --> 00:10:13,610 ten, please allow me to bump thee. 118 00:10:14,710 --> 00:10:17,530 Rappers in the top ten, please allow me to bump thee. 119 00:10:18,230 --> 00:10:21,010 I like to rhyme. I like to be funky. 120 00:10:21,699 --> 00:10:26,500 Hey, Beavis, I heard this guy really doesn't have a nose. He got in some 121 00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:27,500 accident. 122 00:10:28,140 --> 00:10:30,800 No, wait, butthead. That's just a plastic nose. 123 00:10:31,140 --> 00:10:34,480 I know. That's because he had plastic surgery. 124 00:10:41,590 --> 00:10:43,230 Bathroom, I'm crazy. Whoa. 125 00:10:48,730 --> 00:10:52,410 I do 126 00:10:52,410 --> 00:10:57,910 the Humpty 127 00:10:57,910 --> 00:11:02,610 Hump. I do the Humpty Hump. 128 00:11:03,190 --> 00:11:08,470 The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump. 129 00:11:09,530 --> 00:11:10,530 Come on. 130 00:11:10,990 --> 00:11:12,230 Do the hoppy hop. 131 00:11:12,570 --> 00:11:13,710 Do the hoppy hop. 8712