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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,669 --> 00:00:07,490 Okay, comfy, Mr. Swinerton? 2 00:00:08,750 --> 00:00:10,830 Oh, yes, I'm fine. 3 00:00:12,010 --> 00:00:13,430 That guy's old. 4 00:00:15,530 --> 00:00:19,730 You're just being nice to my rich husband, so he'll put you in his will. 5 00:00:21,570 --> 00:00:25,310 Tune in tomorrow for another episode of The Rich and the Horny. 6 00:00:28,390 --> 00:00:30,590 Hey, butthead, do we know any old guys? 7 00:00:32,830 --> 00:00:33,830 Mr. 8 00:00:34,410 --> 00:00:35,410 Anderson. 9 00:00:38,430 --> 00:00:39,430 Yeah. 10 00:00:39,850 --> 00:00:40,850 We're there. 11 00:00:45,750 --> 00:00:46,750 Hey, 12 00:00:49,190 --> 00:00:51,230 Mr. Anderson. 13 00:00:51,670 --> 00:00:53,410 Are you going to die pretty soon? 14 00:00:54,950 --> 00:00:57,290 Yeah. And leave all your money to someone? 15 00:00:58,490 --> 00:01:00,310 That would be cool. 16 00:01:01,350 --> 00:01:03,850 Boys, every man faces death. 17 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:06,600 Lord knows I've faced it many times. 18 00:01:06,980 --> 00:01:08,620 I took lead at Anzio. 19 00:01:08,940 --> 00:01:10,820 I was napalmed in Korea. 20 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:16,060 And boy, that little filly in Paris put an awful strain on my ticker, I tell you 21 00:01:16,060 --> 00:01:18,100 what. On your what? 22 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:25,360 Yep, boys, I've arm -wrestled with death all my life. 23 00:01:25,560 --> 00:01:29,140 But it's been a good life, and when the Grim Reaper comes a -knockin', this 24 00:01:29,140 --> 00:01:32,500 van'll stop rockin'. So... 25 00:01:32,960 --> 00:01:34,060 Are you going to die soon? 26 00:01:35,420 --> 00:01:37,700 Yes, boys, I'm afraid it's inevitable. 27 00:01:38,100 --> 00:01:39,100 Cool. 28 00:01:40,320 --> 00:01:44,340 So, uh, you got any, like, chores you want us to do? 29 00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:46,600 Yeah. We won't charge you nothing. 30 00:01:47,980 --> 00:01:50,980 Well, that's mighty nice of you, boys. Let's see here. 31 00:01:52,220 --> 00:01:54,380 Well, you could give Colette here a bath. 32 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:58,500 She ain't been feeling well lately. She's been rolling around in her own 33 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:03,840 Smells like teen spirit. 34 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:05,920 Smells like your butt. 35 00:02:08,120 --> 00:02:10,960 Okay, dude. We'll be back. 36 00:02:15,420 --> 00:02:18,340 This is gonna be cool. 37 00:02:18,660 --> 00:02:19,660 Yeah. 38 00:02:28,380 --> 00:02:29,920 What's with all these squares? 39 00:02:32,650 --> 00:02:34,030 Orange squares suck. 40 00:02:35,430 --> 00:02:38,550 If I wanted to learn about geometry, I'd go to school. 41 00:02:40,490 --> 00:02:42,050 Geometry's not about squares. 42 00:02:42,670 --> 00:02:44,610 It's about triangles and stuff. 43 00:02:45,630 --> 00:02:47,590 I meant advanced geometry. 44 00:02:48,070 --> 00:02:49,070 Yeah. 45 00:02:53,750 --> 00:03:00,350 These guys sure got wimpy. 46 00:03:01,230 --> 00:03:03,620 Shut up. Fart knocker. These guys are cool. 47 00:03:03,920 --> 00:03:04,920 Oh, yeah. 48 00:03:10,280 --> 00:03:10,840 Check 49 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:18,660 out 50 00:03:18,660 --> 00:03:19,660 this old dude. 51 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:23,440 Yeah. Hey, old dude, there's a duck after you. 52 00:03:23,980 --> 00:03:26,200 That wasn't funny, Beavis. Oh, yeah. 53 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:36,600 Check it out. 54 00:03:36,740 --> 00:03:38,940 There's something cool coming up. Yeah. 55 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:41,480 That's not it. 56 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:45,480 Uh, that's not it. 57 00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:46,619 Yeah. 58 00:03:46,620 --> 00:03:47,620 That's not it. 59 00:03:49,040 --> 00:03:50,300 That's it. Yeah, yeah. 60 00:03:50,980 --> 00:03:51,980 Yeah. 61 00:03:57,560 --> 00:03:58,560 Cool. 62 00:03:59,660 --> 00:04:00,660 That's it again. 63 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:02,280 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 64 00:04:02,740 --> 00:04:03,740 Yeah. 65 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:11,160 This is gonna be cool. 66 00:04:11,460 --> 00:04:12,460 Yeah. 67 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:22,140 It says load. 68 00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:28,560 Hey, butthead. These things cost money. That sucks. 69 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:34,760 Boys, would you do me a favor and watch my laundry while I go to the store? 70 00:04:35,220 --> 00:04:37,140 Are you going to die pretty soon? 71 00:04:37,920 --> 00:04:41,020 I'm sorry, son. I can't hear you. You have to speak up. 72 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:43,660 Never mind. 73 00:04:43,960 --> 00:04:45,100 We'll watch your stuff. 74 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:55,140 Look, an old lady's panties. 75 00:04:58,340 --> 00:04:59,340 It's a poodle. 76 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:00,720 Said it on delicate. 77 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:03,640 This is gonna be cool. 78 00:05:07,940 --> 00:05:08,960 Washing the dog! 79 00:05:09,200 --> 00:05:10,200 Washing the dog! 80 00:05:10,940 --> 00:05:12,880 Washing the dog! Washing the dog! 81 00:05:15,660 --> 00:05:16,660 Washing the dog! 82 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:17,860 Washing the dog! 83 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:20,560 Washing the dog! Washing the dog! Washing the dog! 84 00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:26,840 Has he seen it? 85 00:05:27,460 --> 00:05:28,460 Yeah. 86 00:05:28,780 --> 00:05:29,780 Take her out. 87 00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:36,020 Whoa, check it out. She's stoned. 88 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:37,920 Yeah. 89 00:05:57,580 --> 00:05:58,580 People can see it. 90 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:01,120 Yeah. 91 00:06:01,820 --> 00:06:03,820 My face looks like a thot. 92 00:06:27,570 --> 00:06:29,170 I barfed on you. 93 00:06:30,950 --> 00:06:32,650 That was cool. 94 00:06:34,770 --> 00:06:35,770 Let's go. 95 00:06:35,890 --> 00:06:37,950 Doing chores wipes me out. 96 00:06:39,450 --> 00:06:40,910 You said wipe. 97 00:06:45,810 --> 00:06:46,810 Yes! 98 00:06:47,970 --> 00:06:50,470 It's about time they play something cool. 99 00:06:50,810 --> 00:06:51,810 Yeah. 100 00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:05,680 This guy looks like Jesus. 101 00:07:05,980 --> 00:07:08,040 Yeah. Christ, it's cool. 102 00:07:45,870 --> 00:07:47,950 Seattle, anybody you see is cool. 103 00:07:49,290 --> 00:07:50,850 We should go, dude. 104 00:07:51,230 --> 00:07:52,230 Yeah, yeah. 105 00:07:59,170 --> 00:08:01,250 That's that dude from The Spin Doctor. 106 00:08:02,830 --> 00:08:05,210 He jams with Soundgarden sometimes. 107 00:08:13,480 --> 00:08:16,860 She smells worse than when I gave her to you. I don't smell nothing. 108 00:08:17,180 --> 00:08:21,180 Uh, we used a special new dog detergent. 109 00:08:21,880 --> 00:08:23,200 Lemon -scented chunks. 110 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:28,580 Well, detergent ain't enough, boys. You gotta use a good old elbow grease. 111 00:08:28,940 --> 00:08:31,380 We used, uh, stomach grease. 112 00:08:32,299 --> 00:08:36,760 You know, it's like the story of the two frogs who fell in a pan of boiling 113 00:08:36,760 --> 00:08:40,740 milk. One of them said, I'm done for, and he gave up and died. 114 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:45,600 The other one started flapping his little froggy arms, flapping his arms, 115 00:08:45,700 --> 00:08:49,360 flapping his arms, till finally he was standing on a big chunk of cheese. 116 00:08:49,680 --> 00:08:52,200 Whoa. We gotta try that. 117 00:08:53,120 --> 00:08:55,180 Yeah. Got any milk? 118 00:08:55,420 --> 00:09:00,040 All's I'm saying is you boys have to get up off your butts and work harder. Hey, 119 00:09:00,060 --> 00:09:02,060 it was free, asswipe. That's it. 120 00:09:02,260 --> 00:09:05,540 Get your worthless hides off my property and don't ever come back. 121 00:09:05,860 --> 00:09:07,080 Uh, okay, 122 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:09,080 but, uh... 123 00:09:09,290 --> 00:09:11,190 We've got just one question. Get out! 124 00:09:11,690 --> 00:09:14,530 Uh... Can we be in your will? 125 00:09:25,010 --> 00:09:27,130 Hey, Beavis. 126 00:09:28,590 --> 00:09:29,630 Where's Vanilli? 127 00:09:30,330 --> 00:09:31,330 Yeah. 128 00:09:31,950 --> 00:09:33,070 That is Vanilli. 129 00:09:33,590 --> 00:09:34,590 Where's Millie? 130 00:09:53,740 --> 00:09:54,740 Set me free, Beavis. 131 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:56,820 Set me free. 132 00:09:58,160 --> 00:09:59,160 They bought it. 133 00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:01,280 Change it or kill me. 134 00:10:04,420 --> 00:10:06,600 Is that Billy Idol? 135 00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:10,060 This is a story. 136 00:10:12,020 --> 00:10:13,020 Yeah. 137 00:10:13,820 --> 00:10:19,860 The story is Once Upon a Time Fonzie dyed his hair blonde and got on his 138 00:10:19,860 --> 00:10:20,880 motorcycle. Yeah. 139 00:10:22,280 --> 00:10:28,060 And then he started singing and this woman dropped this TV out of her window. 140 00:10:28,260 --> 00:10:29,019 No way. 141 00:10:29,020 --> 00:10:30,840 Then he got in a motorcycle accident. 142 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:32,980 And there was blood. 143 00:10:33,420 --> 00:10:34,420 The end. 144 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:38,980 Whoa. It's that weird Al dude. 145 00:10:43,180 --> 00:10:44,700 There's got to be a fight? 146 00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:48,510 Yeah. It's going to be one of those girl fights. 147 00:10:52,190 --> 00:10:58,910 Whoa, he's going to get some because he's 148 00:10:58,910 --> 00:11:00,030 Weird Al. Yeah. 149 00:11:00,930 --> 00:11:05,210 If you're famous, all you have to do is just walk up to chicks and say, give me 150 00:11:05,210 --> 00:11:06,210 some. Yeah. 9433

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