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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,960 --> 00:00:06,940 Golly, Sarge, don't make me scrub the latrine again. 2 00:00:08,240 --> 00:00:11,560 Hey, Beaver, you know what's in Olivia Newton's John? 3 00:00:12,440 --> 00:00:13,440 Gomer's pile. 4 00:00:13,940 --> 00:00:15,240 Get it? Yeah. 5 00:00:17,720 --> 00:00:21,180 You're sending that many men up against Rambo? 6 00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:24,520 Well, just don't forget one thing. What's that? 7 00:00:24,760 --> 00:00:27,260 A good supply of... This lock bag. 8 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:29,180 They're ideal for storing meats. 9 00:00:29,580 --> 00:00:31,400 And now, back to the deer hunter. 10 00:00:35,620 --> 00:00:37,700 Whoa, that was cool. 11 00:00:44,740 --> 00:00:47,240 Whoa, I saw that guy in detention. 12 00:00:47,680 --> 00:00:51,260 Yeah, he doesn't want to sit up because he's got morning wood. 13 00:00:53,300 --> 00:00:54,520 Rise and shine. 14 00:01:05,830 --> 00:01:07,530 This is stupid. 15 00:01:07,890 --> 00:01:10,390 Yeah. And it sucks, too. 16 00:01:15,350 --> 00:01:18,170 These effects aren't very special. 17 00:01:18,450 --> 00:01:20,450 Yeah. These effects suck. 18 00:01:34,410 --> 00:01:38,510 If I got a hat like that, I could be a lead singer. 19 00:01:39,250 --> 00:01:40,730 I would be cool. 20 00:01:42,850 --> 00:01:43,850 Yeah. 21 00:01:59,390 --> 00:02:02,530 I'd like to fire, but they need some chicks in tight shorts. 22 00:02:03,510 --> 00:02:04,830 Then it would be cool. 23 00:02:06,690 --> 00:02:09,289 Yeah, with clothes up on their butt. 24 00:02:10,669 --> 00:02:11,670 Yeah. 25 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:50,140 Gentlemen, my name is Sergeant Dick Leakey. Some call me the Rooster. 26 00:02:50,540 --> 00:02:51,900 Wah, wah, wah, wah. 27 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:55,560 Yeah, they come to snuff the rooster. 28 00:02:57,320 --> 00:02:58,980 War songs are cool. 29 00:02:59,300 --> 00:03:01,040 Yeah. At ease, man. 30 00:03:01,280 --> 00:03:04,960 Why don't you come on inside? I'd like to talk to you about finding your 31 00:03:04,960 --> 00:03:05,739 in life. 32 00:03:05,740 --> 00:03:07,000 This is our purpose. 33 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:11,400 Yeah. How about something more ambitious than loitering, boys? 34 00:03:12,180 --> 00:03:15,120 I'll let you touch my MX -35 grenade launcher. 35 00:03:23,540 --> 00:03:25,900 I said you could touch it, not grab it! 36 00:03:26,660 --> 00:03:29,400 So, you boys know anyone in the military? 37 00:03:29,860 --> 00:03:32,460 Uh, Beavis' dad was in the Navy. 38 00:03:33,260 --> 00:03:34,420 Is that right? 39 00:03:35,020 --> 00:03:37,500 Yeah. He was a seaman. 40 00:03:38,020 --> 00:03:39,740 Yeah. Get it? 41 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:44,860 Nothing funny about the military, boy. Grab a seat. There's a short film I'd 42 00:03:44,860 --> 00:03:45,860 like you to see. 43 00:03:55,530 --> 00:04:01,410 In Operation Help in Hand, we used heavy metal to scare the enemy, and we did 44 00:04:01,410 --> 00:04:02,890 more than just scare them. 45 00:04:08,970 --> 00:04:14,370 We killed more people before 7 a .m. than some countries kill all day. 46 00:04:15,230 --> 00:04:18,829 There's something really satisfying about doing your job well. 47 00:04:19,730 --> 00:04:21,170 Today's army rock. 48 00:04:21,890 --> 00:04:24,510 We're looking for a few good headbangers. 49 00:04:25,320 --> 00:04:27,820 Whoa, that was cool. 50 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:31,680 Yeah, he looked like a lead singer in Pantera. 51 00:04:33,900 --> 00:04:35,720 That ought to get him. 52 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:44,880 You idiots! That's a live grenade! 53 00:04:52,440 --> 00:04:55,460 Are you kids on dope? That grenade's gonna blow! 54 00:05:04,020 --> 00:05:07,020 Whoa, that was cool. 55 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:11,980 Yeah, that was kind of cool. 56 00:05:16,220 --> 00:05:20,040 Listen up, man. The way I see it, you owe me one. 57 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:21,940 I'll be honest with you. 58 00:05:22,320 --> 00:05:26,580 Being in the United States Army is an important job, and it's not always easy 59 00:05:26,580 --> 00:05:29,660 finding the best people. Do you know what a quota is? 60 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:32,400 Uh, you mean like 25 cents? 61 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:38,500 No. I'm prepared to promise you your own guns, ammo, grenades, and uniforms. 62 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:42,720 I'll get you a delayed entry, and I can probably get you stationed at Fort Dix. 63 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:46,180 Is that anywhere near Fort Nuts? 64 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:47,560 Yeah. 65 00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:53,540 All you have to do is sign. And if you decide you don't like the army, there 66 00:05:53,540 --> 00:05:54,540 ways to get out. 67 00:05:54,640 --> 00:05:56,400 So, what do you say, boys? 68 00:05:56,760 --> 00:05:59,300 Does this mean that Beavis will have to shave his butt? 69 00:05:59,740 --> 00:06:04,800 Listen, you maggots! I took a bullet for Uncle Sam! And if you dirtbags don't 70 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:07,460 sign these papers, you're gonna take a bullet from me! 71 00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:11,860 Uh, this deal sounds pretty good. 72 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:14,520 You know, free explosives? 73 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:18,380 Uh, yeah. If you're gonna sign up, I guess I will, too. 74 00:06:20,860 --> 00:06:21,900 Very good. 75 00:06:22,860 --> 00:06:28,420 Seems you boys are listed by signing yourself a rank. So, which one of you 76 00:06:28,420 --> 00:06:34,100 signed up as Major Woody and Private Park? 77 00:06:35,080 --> 00:06:37,400 Why, you little pinkos! 78 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:55,400 This kicks ass. 79 00:06:57,280 --> 00:06:58,740 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 80 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:16,720 Ryan Johnson looks like he's taking a dump. 81 00:07:18,280 --> 00:07:19,280 Yeah, man. 82 00:07:19,720 --> 00:07:21,520 He's constipated to his own. 83 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:12,840 You think we're on, like, a highway to hell? 84 00:08:14,280 --> 00:08:15,280 Yeah. 85 00:08:24,710 --> 00:08:26,470 These guys dress cool. 86 00:08:27,610 --> 00:08:30,210 Yeah. They always wear the same thing. 87 00:08:31,130 --> 00:08:32,130 Yeah. 88 00:08:32,909 --> 00:08:35,390 Hey, we always wear the same thing. 89 00:08:36,890 --> 00:08:37,890 Yeah. 90 00:08:38,909 --> 00:08:40,809 I've had this shirt on for six months. 91 00:08:41,929 --> 00:08:42,929 Yeah. 92 00:08:43,390 --> 00:08:45,550 I've had this shirt on for seven months. 93 00:08:46,530 --> 00:08:47,670 That was cool. 94 00:08:59,790 --> 00:09:01,430 I got his bullets. What'd you get? 95 00:09:16,750 --> 00:09:19,810 That was cool. 96 00:09:24,150 --> 00:09:25,150 Smoke. 97 00:09:26,250 --> 00:09:27,630 Yeah, smoke is cool. 98 00:09:34,670 --> 00:09:35,670 Whoa, 99 00:09:38,730 --> 00:09:39,910 this video's cool. 100 00:09:40,230 --> 00:09:41,230 Yeah. 101 00:09:41,530 --> 00:09:43,690 These guys should be on TV constantly. 102 00:10:07,690 --> 00:10:08,689 What's he saying? 103 00:10:08,690 --> 00:10:09,690 I'm a drag? 104 00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:10,810 I'm a drag. 105 00:10:12,050 --> 00:10:13,670 He's saying mama drag. 7108

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