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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,240 --> 00:00:10,780 I think birth control is a very important issue in a woman's life. 2 00:00:11,060 --> 00:00:15,600 I've looked into all the options and... One week only! The Stinch Brothers 3 00:00:15,600 --> 00:00:17,360 Traveling Carnival! 4 00:00:17,880 --> 00:00:19,720 Ride! Game! 5 00:00:19,940 --> 00:00:20,940 That's stupid. 6 00:00:21,160 --> 00:00:22,160 Fun for all! 7 00:00:22,380 --> 00:00:23,440 If you're dead. 8 00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:27,080 And the testiest freaks you'll ever see in this lifetime! 9 00:00:27,980 --> 00:00:31,160 Whoa. Maybe they got one of those dudes with two butts. 10 00:00:31,700 --> 00:00:32,700 Yeah. 11 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:34,580 That would be cool. 12 00:00:36,040 --> 00:00:37,060 We're there, dude. 13 00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:45,800 Whoa, 14 00:00:53,780 --> 00:00:55,300 these chicks are pretty tough. 15 00:00:55,500 --> 00:00:57,520 Yeah, I didn't know girls were cool. 16 00:00:58,780 --> 00:01:01,080 I don't know what it is. 17 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:04,300 Something's wrong with our eyes. 18 00:01:23,360 --> 00:01:25,040 These guys 19 00:01:25,040 --> 00:01:31,940 are pretty cool. 20 00:01:33,140 --> 00:01:34,860 Even though they're 60. 21 00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:36,600 Yeah. 22 00:01:37,290 --> 00:01:38,490 That one guy is 69. 23 00:01:41,610 --> 00:01:47,790 He looks like Vanilli. 24 00:02:21,350 --> 00:02:23,450 Hit him. Hit him. Hit him. Yeah. 25 00:02:24,190 --> 00:02:25,310 Just keep playing. 26 00:02:25,550 --> 00:02:27,050 Yeah. Everything's cool. 27 00:02:28,330 --> 00:02:29,790 Is that fucked? 28 00:02:30,130 --> 00:02:31,610 Yeah. We should have waited longer. 29 00:02:32,630 --> 00:02:34,750 And everybody knows it's wrong. 30 00:02:35,170 --> 00:02:40,210 But we can tell them no. Or we can let it go. But I will be hanging on. 31 00:02:58,269 --> 00:02:59,630 Yes. Yes. 32 00:03:00,170 --> 00:03:01,450 Yes. Yes. Cool. 33 00:03:01,810 --> 00:03:02,810 Oh. 34 00:03:03,510 --> 00:03:04,810 Airbag. Fuck. 35 00:03:05,030 --> 00:03:06,030 Yeah. 36 00:03:08,490 --> 00:03:09,170 Step 37 00:03:09,170 --> 00:03:17,050 right 38 00:03:17,050 --> 00:03:18,590 up and see the gorilla boy. 39 00:03:18,830 --> 00:03:22,090 Once an ordinary everyday teenager in honor of... 40 00:03:22,570 --> 00:03:27,070 Come right in here, folks. Come on. See the half -and -half woman man. 41 00:03:27,450 --> 00:03:31,890 Born with two perfect and functioning sets of gender organs. 42 00:03:32,330 --> 00:03:35,250 Folks, he's never lonely on Saturday night. 43 00:03:37,510 --> 00:03:38,510 Check this out. 44 00:03:39,410 --> 00:03:40,490 Excuse me, sir. 45 00:03:40,870 --> 00:03:42,890 Which way is the dude with two butts? 46 00:03:43,150 --> 00:03:44,150 Hey, get lost. 47 00:03:45,910 --> 00:03:46,910 Cool. 48 00:03:51,020 --> 00:03:56,420 She tucks her legs behind her head and walks on her hands. She twists and turns 49 00:03:56,420 --> 00:03:57,920 like a human pretzel. 50 00:03:58,420 --> 00:04:02,940 Fellas, a public promenade is no place to describe what else she does. 51 00:04:03,220 --> 00:04:04,760 But let me put it this way. 52 00:04:04,960 --> 00:04:10,300 The little lady bends north, south, east, west, and all points in between. 53 00:04:11,060 --> 00:04:16,360 Born without a solid bone in her body, she's the rubber band lady. 54 00:04:17,459 --> 00:04:19,440 Wow. That looks cool. 55 00:04:19,740 --> 00:04:20,740 I'm there, dude. 56 00:04:30,820 --> 00:04:31,820 Whoa. 57 00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:39,980 Cop of feel. 58 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:41,560 Yeah. 59 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:44,720 Dude, I'm pitching a tent. 60 00:04:50,060 --> 00:04:54,220 Thank you very much, folks. Step to the left. Plenty of other attractions still 61 00:04:54,220 --> 00:04:57,120 open. Move it, folks. Thank you. Get out. 62 00:04:57,840 --> 00:04:59,200 We can't leave, dude. 63 00:04:59,540 --> 00:05:00,980 Yeah, we gotta meet the chick. 64 00:05:02,700 --> 00:05:03,940 We'll be back with more. 65 00:05:04,700 --> 00:05:05,720 Come on in, boys. 66 00:05:07,540 --> 00:05:10,400 Now, why don't you boys tell me what brings you back here? 67 00:05:10,740 --> 00:05:12,380 We want to know how you do that stuff. 68 00:05:13,580 --> 00:05:14,940 I'm double -jointed, hon. 69 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:16,680 Double -jointed? 70 00:05:19,710 --> 00:05:20,529 Come on, boys. 71 00:05:20,530 --> 00:05:22,570 I ain't got all night. How do you want it? 72 00:05:23,830 --> 00:05:24,830 Want what? 73 00:05:25,510 --> 00:05:27,470 Come on, Sonny. Nobody's that stupid. 74 00:05:27,810 --> 00:05:29,690 Tell me what's your pleasure and we'll negotiate. 75 00:05:32,110 --> 00:05:33,770 What do you like, boys? What do you like? 76 00:05:35,370 --> 00:05:37,930 Uh, I like to blow up lizards. 77 00:05:38,630 --> 00:05:40,790 Yeah, I like to burn stuff. 78 00:05:44,150 --> 00:05:45,990 This room's bothering you, Tiffany. 79 00:05:46,370 --> 00:05:51,090 Whoa. It's that gorilla dude. Yeah. Their indecisiveness is cutting into my 80 00:05:51,090 --> 00:05:53,610 day. Look, this is your lucky day, fellas. 81 00:05:53,910 --> 00:05:58,050 Capisce? You've seen the act. The lady does things with a body that you'll 82 00:05:58,050 --> 00:06:01,290 dream about when you're 95 and can't hold your water. 83 00:06:01,730 --> 00:06:05,330 But she's short on patience and don't like being joked around. 84 00:06:05,930 --> 00:06:09,030 So you got a special trick in mind. Let's hear it now. 85 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:16,240 That would be cool. 86 00:06:16,480 --> 00:06:20,560 Could you pick your butt with your nose? 87 00:06:25,580 --> 00:06:26,580 Hey, 88 00:06:28,080 --> 00:06:29,080 where's Tito? 89 00:06:30,060 --> 00:06:31,480 Isn't that Jermaine, dude? 90 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:38,240 They're in a rubber. 91 00:06:41,300 --> 00:06:44,440 Yeah. This should have been the Super Bowl halftime show. 92 00:06:44,980 --> 00:06:46,600 Yeah, that would have been cool. 93 00:06:46,900 --> 00:06:49,720 Yeah, they could have had everybody get inside a big rubber. 94 00:06:52,820 --> 00:06:55,060 Hey, Beavis, guess where his hand's been? 95 00:06:56,280 --> 00:06:57,280 Yeah. 96 00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:02,540 Where's Tito? 97 00:07:08,020 --> 00:07:09,020 Tito! 98 00:07:09,940 --> 00:07:10,940 Tito is cool. 99 00:07:11,580 --> 00:07:12,580 Yeah. 100 00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:14,120 Tito rules. 101 00:07:15,860 --> 00:07:17,560 He used to be in the Village People. 102 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:19,000 Yeah. 103 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:21,640 This is torture. 104 00:07:21,900 --> 00:07:23,020 Change it. Yeah. 105 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:39,640 Yeah. 106 00:07:46,100 --> 00:07:47,120 You're a man? 107 00:07:48,840 --> 00:07:49,880 No way. 108 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:52,000 He's not even a boy. 109 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:55,060 He's Boy George. 110 00:07:57,620 --> 00:08:00,860 This video needs some, like, car accidents. 111 00:08:01,900 --> 00:08:03,640 Yeah, yeah, with lots of fire. 112 00:08:05,130 --> 00:08:06,130 Said it would be cool. 113 00:08:07,770 --> 00:08:11,470 Hey, Beavis, is this supposed to be like in the future? 114 00:08:12,170 --> 00:08:14,570 Yeah. The future sucks. 115 00:08:14,990 --> 00:08:15,990 Change it. 116 00:08:17,630 --> 00:08:21,070 I'm pretty cool, Beavis, but I can't change the future. 117 00:08:24,750 --> 00:08:29,570 Experience an unforgettable lesson in Mother Nature's cruel sense of humor. I 118 00:08:29,570 --> 00:08:34,190 know you've seen Siamese twins. I know you've seen geeks bite heads off 119 00:08:34,190 --> 00:08:38,700 chickens. But not since the collapse of South Korea's Hmong dynasty in the year 120 00:08:38,700 --> 00:08:45,120 467 B .C. has the world seen the rare and terrifying combination of chicken 121 00:08:45,120 --> 00:08:47,280 -head -biting Siamese twin geeks. 122 00:08:53,820 --> 00:08:55,360 This costume sucks. 123 00:08:55,820 --> 00:08:56,820 Yeah. 124 00:09:01,140 --> 00:09:03,780 Ow, watch it, dude. You're pulling my stitches. 125 00:09:06,730 --> 00:09:08,090 The ketchup, dude. 126 00:09:26,970 --> 00:09:32,350 This reminds me of the love boat. 127 00:09:33,030 --> 00:09:34,030 Yeah. 128 00:09:36,330 --> 00:09:38,750 Remember that time Christy McNichol was on? 129 00:09:39,490 --> 00:09:42,590 Yeah. Her and Isaac did the wild thing. 130 00:09:45,270 --> 00:09:47,470 And then Captain Stuby got her. 131 00:10:21,620 --> 00:10:23,380 This video is confusing. 132 00:10:23,860 --> 00:10:24,860 Yeah. 133 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:27,120 It's all, like, complicated. 134 00:10:29,060 --> 00:10:30,940 This video is over my head. 135 00:10:32,080 --> 00:10:33,080 Yeah. 136 00:10:33,420 --> 00:10:34,740 It's under my butt. 137 00:10:40,650 --> 00:10:42,810 I don't like videos that suck. 138 00:10:43,050 --> 00:10:44,890 Yeah. Me too. 8939