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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,959 --> 00:00:18,580 You know what sucks, Beavis? 2 00:00:19,240 --> 00:00:20,240 Yeah. 3 00:00:21,520 --> 00:00:22,240 You 4 00:00:22,240 --> 00:00:28,940 know what else 5 00:00:28,940 --> 00:00:29,940 sucks? 6 00:00:30,890 --> 00:00:32,490 What? Nothing ever happened. 7 00:00:32,710 --> 00:00:34,290 Yeah. That sucks. 8 00:00:42,550 --> 00:00:47,310 That was cool. 9 00:00:48,230 --> 00:00:49,230 Yeah. 10 00:00:54,390 --> 00:00:56,570 Is that the smoke alarm? 11 00:00:56,850 --> 00:01:00,250 Damn it, Beavis. Did you burn another burrito? 12 00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:02,300 I don't think so. 13 00:01:03,300 --> 00:01:06,820 We need to just take the batteries out of that damn thing. Yeah, but then what 14 00:01:06,820 --> 00:01:10,660 if there's a... This 15 00:01:10,660 --> 00:01:17,920 is 16 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:19,100 freaking me out. Yeah. 17 00:01:20,220 --> 00:01:21,260 This is weird. 18 00:01:25,860 --> 00:01:28,520 I have a sore throat, but... 19 00:01:30,300 --> 00:01:32,000 Does it sound scratchy when I talk? 20 00:01:32,860 --> 00:01:35,040 Uh, yeah, sort of. Really? 21 00:01:35,860 --> 00:01:36,860 Yeah. 22 00:01:37,220 --> 00:01:38,580 You're always like, yeah. 23 00:01:40,060 --> 00:01:41,140 I don't sound like that. 24 00:01:42,740 --> 00:01:45,540 I'm just going to be quiet for a while because my throat hurts. Okay. 25 00:01:45,940 --> 00:01:46,940 Good. 26 00:01:50,140 --> 00:01:54,700 You sound really stupid most of the time. 27 00:01:57,580 --> 00:02:02,080 Yeah, it's pretty cool because... Shut up, butthead. I don't talk like that. 28 00:02:02,660 --> 00:02:03,680 I'm not going to say anything. 29 00:02:04,060 --> 00:02:06,540 I'm just going to be quiet. 30 00:02:08,280 --> 00:02:09,280 Ow! 31 00:02:10,280 --> 00:02:11,280 Ow! 32 00:02:13,140 --> 00:02:20,020 What's that 33 00:02:20,020 --> 00:02:21,500 guy patting his stomach for? 34 00:02:21,760 --> 00:02:25,280 Maybe he's got, like, a hurt rabbit in his shirt and he's like... 35 00:02:26,220 --> 00:02:27,220 We're done with this video. 36 00:02:27,420 --> 00:02:29,700 I'm going to let you out, and I'm going to give you a carrot. We're going to fix 37 00:02:29,700 --> 00:02:32,780 your leg. Damn it, Viva. Now, see, that's what I'm talking about right 38 00:02:33,980 --> 00:02:36,460 They're going, that baby's got a rabbit in his stomach. 39 00:02:37,580 --> 00:02:41,080 What the hell is this dude saying? 40 00:02:42,760 --> 00:02:45,580 It's like he's saying, fried egg, fried egg, fried egg. 41 00:02:46,940 --> 00:02:48,540 Fried egg. Fried egg. 42 00:02:49,140 --> 00:02:50,720 Fried egg. 43 00:02:52,300 --> 00:02:53,300 Whoa. 44 00:02:55,579 --> 00:02:56,680 Cool. Yeah. 45 00:02:57,120 --> 00:02:59,180 It's just like one of those plane crashes on TV. 46 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:00,480 Uh, yeah. 47 00:03:01,980 --> 00:03:05,060 Um, I wonder if he's, like, dead or something. 48 00:03:06,100 --> 00:03:08,000 Uh, ask him. 49 00:03:09,100 --> 00:03:10,660 Um, excuse me, sir, are you dead? 50 00:03:16,380 --> 00:03:17,380 What did he say? 51 00:03:18,080 --> 00:03:20,400 Uh, I think he said... 52 00:03:24,030 --> 00:03:25,030 Oh, yeah, yeah. 53 00:03:25,910 --> 00:03:29,990 You know what we have to do, Beavis? Yeah, get a video camera. 54 00:03:30,670 --> 00:03:31,670 Yeah. 55 00:03:32,390 --> 00:03:35,150 Maybe we'll get on America's funniest home videos. 56 00:03:36,450 --> 00:03:38,190 This is gonna be cool. 57 00:03:43,550 --> 00:03:44,550 Hey, 58 00:03:44,830 --> 00:03:45,830 stop! 59 00:03:47,210 --> 00:03:51,190 Uh, we need a ride, because there's, like, the plane that crashed. 60 00:03:51,700 --> 00:03:53,580 You stay here. I'll get help. 61 00:03:56,500 --> 00:03:57,500 That sucks. 62 00:03:57,860 --> 00:03:58,859 Yeah. 63 00:03:58,860 --> 00:04:00,000 We saw him first. 64 00:04:00,300 --> 00:04:01,300 Damn it. 65 00:04:34,220 --> 00:04:39,340 You boys may have saved a life. Your heroes probably end up on TV. 66 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:43,480 Cool. Yes. 67 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:52,660 It all began with a mile -high joyride on a fateful June day. 68 00:04:55,640 --> 00:05:01,060 I was doing shots of tequila and licking the salt. I suddenly realized I wasn't 69 00:05:01,060 --> 00:05:02,060 flying the plane. 70 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:04,960 I said, this is it. 71 00:05:05,420 --> 00:05:06,420 I'm gonna die. 72 00:05:06,580 --> 00:05:09,980 Two young boys were relaxing outside when they heard the roar of Bud's plane. 73 00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:12,340 Uh, look. 74 00:05:13,420 --> 00:05:14,560 It's a plane. 75 00:05:15,520 --> 00:05:17,540 Yeah, but something went wrong. 76 00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:20,860 Bud's plane crashed into a thicket of tree. 77 00:05:22,320 --> 00:05:26,560 It was a total wreck, leaving Bud trapped and barely alive. 78 00:05:28,220 --> 00:05:31,400 There was clearly nothing to do but encourage Bud to hang on. 79 00:05:37,710 --> 00:05:41,450 Steve Furlong was on his way home. Yeah, I saw these two frantic boys and they 80 00:05:41,450 --> 00:05:42,510 were waving to get my attention. 81 00:05:43,910 --> 00:05:47,770 The boys explained what happened. 82 00:05:48,090 --> 00:05:49,270 Furlong went for help. 83 00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:54,390 Within 15 minutes, Bud was airlifted to County Hospital, safe and alive. 84 00:05:54,870 --> 00:05:58,090 Today, he's fully recovered and flying for a commercial airline. 85 00:05:58,290 --> 00:06:02,870 Thanks to these two boys, Beavis and Butthead. So glad to meet you guys. 86 00:06:03,750 --> 00:06:06,890 Hey, Beavis, he's got the Playboy channel. Cool. 87 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:19,660 And now, the Twisted Madam Olga will teach you a lesson you'll never forget. 88 00:06:20,180 --> 00:06:23,540 Hey, I think there's a tale from the crypt. All right. Sometime they show 89 00:06:24,460 --> 00:06:26,960 Uh, I don't think so, Beaver. 90 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:30,200 I don't think it's a crypt keeper. Oh, yeah. 91 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:36,800 Now that, that Crypt Keeper, he's got, like, wrinkled up skin and everything. 92 00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:40,600 Yeah. I always wonder what a nutsack looks like. 93 00:06:41,520 --> 00:06:45,140 You're a prevert, Viva. Well, you know, I'm just like, you know, probably really 94 00:06:45,140 --> 00:06:46,140 scary looking. 95 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:53,160 Good evening, boys and ghouls. 96 00:06:54,260 --> 00:06:56,960 Shut up, Viva. 97 00:06:57,400 --> 00:06:59,460 I'm gonna kick you in the nutsack. 98 00:07:06,670 --> 00:07:07,670 That's enough, Beavis. 99 00:07:12,210 --> 00:07:13,210 That was pretty good. 100 00:07:15,750 --> 00:07:19,170 Hey, those are like those sunglasses your grandma wears, Beavis. Yeah. 101 00:07:19,730 --> 00:07:23,630 She's like, I'm going out to get some medicine and a carton of smoke. 102 00:07:24,550 --> 00:07:27,210 Beavis, honey, go get your grandma her sunglasses, okay? 103 00:07:28,890 --> 00:07:29,890 Yeah. 104 00:07:30,250 --> 00:07:33,950 And you're like, get them yourself, butt munch. Yeah. 105 00:07:34,390 --> 00:07:35,390 Really. 106 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:37,120 Get him yourself. 107 00:07:39,060 --> 00:07:40,560 Well, put it. Put it. Look at that up there. 108 00:07:40,860 --> 00:07:42,040 You can see something. Look. 109 00:07:42,840 --> 00:07:43,840 Yeah. 110 00:07:45,400 --> 00:07:49,740 There's a lot of butt wiggling and butt snapping and, like, people sticking 111 00:07:49,740 --> 00:07:51,020 their butts out. Yeah. 112 00:07:51,820 --> 00:07:53,060 Yeah, this is what we need. 113 00:07:53,300 --> 00:07:57,220 Then it's like this guy's going around sticking his butt out going, jam it in 114 00:07:57,220 --> 00:07:58,220 and screw it. 115 00:07:58,500 --> 00:07:59,740 Do the ultra twist. 116 00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:03,120 Boy, this is some nasty stuff. 117 00:08:03,440 --> 00:08:06,480 These guys understand the importance of a good butt. 118 00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:14,240 Sometimes a disaster shows you you're not alone. 119 00:08:14,720 --> 00:08:15,960 People really do care. 120 00:08:16,540 --> 00:08:19,080 Beavis and Butthead restored my faith in humanity. 121 00:08:19,860 --> 00:08:20,860 This sucks. 122 00:08:20,980 --> 00:08:23,420 Yeah. I want to see something with chicks. 123 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:28,440 Next on Rescue 911, Margo was skinny dipping when she felt something biting 124 00:08:28,440 --> 00:08:31,280 foot. When we got her on shore, I listened for a heartbeat. 125 00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:34,179 But there wasn't any, so I had to use CPR. 126 00:08:35,039 --> 00:08:37,940 One, two, three. Whoa. 127 00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:40,200 Yeah. Five. Whoa. 128 00:08:40,480 --> 00:08:41,480 Yeah. 129 00:08:41,860 --> 00:08:43,280 Whoa. Yeah. 130 00:08:43,799 --> 00:08:45,940 Smashed from the jaws of death. 131 00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:55,960 Haven't we seen this video before? 132 00:09:03,310 --> 00:09:06,730 I think I've seen a video like this before where, like, the music was all 133 00:09:06,730 --> 00:09:10,890 and loud and guys were, like, you know, banging their heads like this. Oh, yeah. 134 00:09:11,390 --> 00:09:13,130 I remember that one. 135 00:09:14,650 --> 00:09:15,730 Those were cool. 136 00:09:18,270 --> 00:09:22,730 This music is, like, nice, peaceful music. 137 00:09:23,330 --> 00:09:25,610 Yeah, isn't it, like, good if you want to just, you know, like, just kind of 138 00:09:25,610 --> 00:09:26,610 mellow out or something? 139 00:09:27,250 --> 00:09:28,250 Yeah. 140 00:09:35,699 --> 00:09:39,080 Whoa, check it out. He's like some kind of scientific dude. 141 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:40,599 Oh, yeah. 142 00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:41,600 That's cool. 143 00:09:41,700 --> 00:09:46,780 Hey, if I was a scientific, I'd, like, do a experiment, you know? Or I'd, like, 144 00:09:46,780 --> 00:09:50,980 get a chick in, and I'd say, okay, chick, I'm going to have to ask you to 145 00:09:50,980 --> 00:09:54,300 naked, and then I'm going to experiment with your boob. 146 00:09:55,260 --> 00:09:56,260 Yeah. 147 00:09:57,620 --> 00:09:58,720 That was cool. 148 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:06,370 Hey, look, I think this dude's trying to, like, catch a chick and then, like, 149 00:10:06,370 --> 00:10:07,370 experiments on her. 150 00:10:07,530 --> 00:10:08,530 Oh, yeah. 151 00:10:09,050 --> 00:10:12,870 That's like that movie we saw where that dude had that chick in his basement and 152 00:10:12,870 --> 00:10:15,330 he was going to, like, cut her skin off and stuff. 153 00:10:17,090 --> 00:10:18,090 Yeah, that was a good movie. 154 00:10:18,510 --> 00:10:21,630 Not like some of those movies where it's like, no way. 155 00:10:22,070 --> 00:10:23,070 Yeah. 156 00:10:23,190 --> 00:10:25,450 Like, remember that movie, The Right Stuff? 157 00:10:25,690 --> 00:10:27,430 Oh, yeah, yeah. That was stupid. 158 00:10:29,130 --> 00:10:30,990 That's never going to happen. Yeah, yeah, really. 159 00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:33,640 Dumb. 160 00:10:33,840 --> 00:10:35,480 I like that movie, Alive. 161 00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:36,720 Yeah. 162 00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:40,740 It's like, that was a good idea, but, like, that would never happen. 163 00:10:40,960 --> 00:10:44,220 Yeah, like a plane would really crash like that, you know? 11385