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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,580 --> 00:00:21,180 What in tarnation's a skyscraper? It's a very tall building, Mr. Clampett. 2 00:00:21,460 --> 00:00:23,560 What in tarnation's a building? 3 00:00:24,200 --> 00:00:27,340 It's a structure where people live or work. With all your money, you could 4 00:00:27,340 --> 00:00:28,340 easily erect one. 5 00:00:28,760 --> 00:00:32,299 What in tarnation's a... Did someone say wreck? 6 00:00:33,260 --> 00:00:37,220 Uh... Who in tarnation are you? 7 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:41,440 Cause I reckon I can wreck things as well as any boy can. 8 00:00:42,180 --> 00:00:43,260 You sure can. 9 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:45,400 Yeah. Me too. 10 00:00:47,360 --> 00:00:51,400 Hey, Beavis. We need to, like, strike oil just like those dudes. 11 00:00:52,420 --> 00:00:55,120 Then we'll be able to get money and chicks and stuff. 12 00:00:55,520 --> 00:00:56,520 Yeah. 13 00:00:57,530 --> 00:00:58,530 We are there. 14 00:00:59,650 --> 00:01:00,650 We're there. 15 00:01:05,750 --> 00:01:06,770 Aspen Extreme. 16 00:01:07,810 --> 00:01:09,430 That movie sucked. 17 00:01:10,390 --> 00:01:14,790 I sat through that whole damn fucking movie for two hours, and that chick 18 00:01:14,790 --> 00:01:15,548 got naked. 19 00:01:15,550 --> 00:01:16,550 Yeah. 20 00:01:17,190 --> 00:01:21,350 That's a good thing we snuck into that movie, because if we had to pay, I would 21 00:01:21,350 --> 00:01:21,869 have been... 22 00:01:21,870 --> 00:01:25,730 kicking ass all over the place. Yeah, really. How could she not get naked when 23 00:01:25,730 --> 00:01:27,510 they say ass right in the title? Yeah. 24 00:01:29,950 --> 00:01:30,950 Whoa. 25 00:01:32,010 --> 00:01:37,550 I don't know if they're, like, rap dudes skied. I don't think these are real rap 26 00:01:37,550 --> 00:01:38,550 dudes, but... Yeah. 27 00:01:39,410 --> 00:01:42,770 They thought if they, like, went to a ski resort that they'd be sure that no 28 00:01:42,770 --> 00:01:45,730 real rap dudes would find them and beat the crap out of them. 29 00:01:46,470 --> 00:01:48,030 It's the only place they're safe. 30 00:01:48,970 --> 00:01:51,130 They'd probably, like, sit around the corner and, like... 31 00:01:51,360 --> 00:01:54,180 Have their, like, big 40 -ouncers of hot chocolate. Yeah. 32 00:01:54,500 --> 00:01:56,240 No chicks, no butts. 33 00:01:56,520 --> 00:01:58,260 Give me the marshmallows, biatch. 34 00:02:00,460 --> 00:02:02,460 Change the channel, buddy. I've had enough of this. 35 00:02:03,140 --> 00:02:04,560 Okay, I think it's over, though. 36 00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:05,860 Oh, good, it's over. 37 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:08,860 No, no. 38 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:11,180 Uh, now it's over. 39 00:02:11,440 --> 00:02:13,000 Oh, okay, now it's over. 40 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:15,480 Ah, oh, no. 41 00:02:15,820 --> 00:02:16,659 Damn it. 42 00:02:16,660 --> 00:02:18,840 Come on, change it, buddy. This song's never gonna end. 43 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:20,360 What a bunch of... 44 00:02:20,650 --> 00:02:21,650 Butt munchers. 45 00:02:23,570 --> 00:02:24,830 Uh, wait a minute, wait a minute. 46 00:02:26,290 --> 00:02:27,990 Ooh, I've seen these guys before. 47 00:02:28,330 --> 00:02:30,070 Oh, you haven't, Levi. We've never seen this. 48 00:02:30,290 --> 00:02:31,290 Yes, I have. 49 00:02:31,670 --> 00:02:32,670 Ah! 50 00:02:33,010 --> 00:02:36,210 I've been having nightmares about these guys. What is this? 51 00:02:37,290 --> 00:02:39,110 Come on, buddy, change it. This is freaking me out. 52 00:02:40,690 --> 00:02:41,730 Levi, if you would. 53 00:02:42,470 --> 00:02:43,830 Ah! Look, he's looking at me! 54 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:45,980 How could you be scared of these guys? 55 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:47,520 You don't understand what I mean. 56 00:02:47,860 --> 00:02:50,600 You ever seen what these guys do? I have these nightmares. It's like they tie me 57 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:53,360 to a chair. Mm -hmm. And they're like, they dance around me and look at me and 58 00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:54,880 go, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink. 59 00:02:55,360 --> 00:02:57,180 And then I get medieval on my ass. 60 00:02:58,440 --> 00:02:59,660 Ah, he's waving at me. 61 00:03:01,500 --> 00:03:04,760 And it's like they're smiling because, like, they know what they're going to do 62 00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:06,440 to me. And you know what else freaks me out? 63 00:03:06,840 --> 00:03:09,620 It's like they have nabs on their head, see? See? 64 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:13,620 They're just dancing around now, but pretty soon they're going to do it, see? 65 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:15,540 Those aren't nabs. 66 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,120 Those are, like, antennae. 67 00:03:18,420 --> 00:03:22,080 Well, but, I mean, how do you know there aren't, like, nabs inside the antennae? 68 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:23,680 Ah, no, not the beach ball! No! 69 00:03:24,020 --> 00:03:25,220 No! Ah! 70 00:03:26,140 --> 00:03:27,140 Ah! 71 00:03:27,860 --> 00:03:31,080 No, no, come on, come on! Besides, it's like... I think they use those antennas 72 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:32,600 to, like, receive evil messages. 73 00:03:32,900 --> 00:03:34,120 Are you a woofy? 74 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:37,140 Oh, good. I think it's over. 75 00:03:52,380 --> 00:03:53,540 Digging for oil sucks. 76 00:04:03,810 --> 00:04:04,810 It sucks. 77 00:04:05,610 --> 00:04:06,610 Hey, Beaver. 78 00:04:07,530 --> 00:04:08,530 We're in a hole. 79 00:04:09,730 --> 00:04:10,730 Oh, yeah. 80 00:04:11,550 --> 00:04:12,550 Hole. 81 00:04:15,210 --> 00:04:16,210 Hey, 82 00:04:16,390 --> 00:04:17,289 butthead, butthead. 83 00:04:17,290 --> 00:04:18,709 I just, like, felt something. 84 00:04:19,329 --> 00:04:20,329 Okay. 85 00:04:23,490 --> 00:04:24,490 Oh, yeah. 86 00:04:25,550 --> 00:04:28,490 Wait, no, no. I mean, I felt something, like, with my shovel. 87 00:04:29,170 --> 00:04:30,170 Come here, check it out. 88 00:04:43,539 --> 00:04:44,479 It's oil! 89 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:46,020 It's oil! Why didn't we track oil? 90 00:04:46,860 --> 00:04:47,859 It's oil! 91 00:04:47,860 --> 00:04:48,860 Cool. 92 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:51,560 A bubbling crude. 93 00:04:54,780 --> 00:04:55,840 Oil, that is. 94 00:04:56,120 --> 00:04:57,120 Black gold. 95 00:05:00,510 --> 00:05:02,550 Oil smells like turd. Yeah. 96 00:05:03,230 --> 00:05:04,910 I bet that's why it's so expensive. 97 00:05:07,970 --> 00:05:08,970 Yeah. 98 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:11,030 We're gonna be rich. 99 00:05:26,430 --> 00:05:28,630 We're gonna be rich. 100 00:05:29,580 --> 00:05:32,000 Yeah, me too. We're there, dude. 101 00:05:32,460 --> 00:05:33,460 Yeah. 102 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:39,160 Um, we're, like, still here. 103 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:41,580 I thought we were gonna be rich. 104 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:44,400 Uh, hmm, let's see. 105 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:47,920 Can folks said Jed move away from there? 106 00:05:48,340 --> 00:05:52,900 Uh, I think we need to, like, sell it and stuff first. 107 00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:54,200 Oh, yeah. 108 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:55,520 Cool. 109 00:06:09,850 --> 00:06:13,370 Well, I guess we found the break in the sewage line. 110 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:17,490 Damn, and I just showered day before yesterday. 111 00:06:20,970 --> 00:06:22,570 What in the hell? 112 00:06:22,990 --> 00:06:25,510 Uh, we're like filling oil. 113 00:06:26,510 --> 00:06:27,570 Black gold. 114 00:06:29,740 --> 00:06:30,740 Oil rules. 115 00:06:31,400 --> 00:06:32,880 Well, it sure as hell does. 116 00:06:33,180 --> 00:06:36,680 You know, boys, I keep a 30 -gallon drum of oil in my garage. 117 00:06:36,940 --> 00:06:41,240 But oil is highly combustible. It has to be handled properly. You can't just go 118 00:06:41,240 --> 00:06:43,160 door to door. Oil smells like turd. 119 00:06:43,460 --> 00:06:50,200 Yeah, like expensive turd. And you and me are going to tangle if one 120 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:51,840 drop of that gets on my property. 121 00:06:52,220 --> 00:06:55,240 Uh, so, like, how many barrels would you like, sir? 122 00:06:55,520 --> 00:06:57,020 Yeah, you don't have all day. 123 00:06:57,620 --> 00:07:01,440 Damn it, boys. Get that barrel of crap the hell out of here now. 124 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:06,700 What a dumbass. 125 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:10,200 Get out here and pick this stuff up. 126 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:11,480 Yeah, real. 127 00:07:12,360 --> 00:07:13,460 Hey, buddy, check it out. 128 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:15,160 A robber. 129 00:07:15,360 --> 00:07:16,360 Oh, yeah. 130 00:07:29,130 --> 00:07:30,130 Is that Alice Cooper? 131 00:07:30,770 --> 00:07:33,550 Uh, this is a chick, Beavis. 132 00:07:34,270 --> 00:07:36,450 This is an all -chick band. 133 00:07:36,950 --> 00:07:37,950 Oh, yeah. 134 00:07:38,170 --> 00:07:41,770 You couldn't put Alice Cooper in an all -chick band anyway, because, like, all 135 00:07:41,770 --> 00:07:43,770 the chicks would, like, just be all over him. Yeah. 136 00:07:45,170 --> 00:07:47,410 It'd be the same way if I was in an all -girl band. 137 00:07:48,290 --> 00:07:50,030 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or like me. 138 00:07:50,530 --> 00:07:51,530 Well, 139 00:07:53,050 --> 00:07:54,050 that chick can punch. 140 00:07:54,270 --> 00:07:56,510 I think that was a dude, Beavis. 141 00:07:57,100 --> 00:07:58,220 Don't wait, butthead. That's a chick. 142 00:07:58,680 --> 00:08:00,640 It's one of those girl boxers. 143 00:08:01,900 --> 00:08:03,200 That's cool. They can kick ass. 144 00:08:04,180 --> 00:08:06,120 They get in the ring and bitch slap each other. 145 00:08:06,420 --> 00:08:08,080 Viva, that's not a chick. That's a dude. 146 00:08:08,480 --> 00:08:10,220 No, it's not. You bet it's an all -girl band. 147 00:08:10,700 --> 00:08:13,660 It's like an all -girl band. They get a chick boxer. Whoa, look at the nads on 148 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:14,660 that chick. 149 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:19,840 Viva, chicks don't have nads. How many times do I have to tell you that? 150 00:08:21,180 --> 00:08:22,180 I know that, butthead. 151 00:08:22,440 --> 00:08:24,560 I just thought maybe, like, you know, maybe they put them on, you know, 152 00:08:24,560 --> 00:08:25,560 she was fighting. 153 00:08:26,480 --> 00:08:27,480 Like clip -on man? 154 00:08:27,940 --> 00:08:29,680 You're a damn weirdo, Beaver. 155 00:08:31,340 --> 00:08:33,140 And you're stupid, too. 156 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:34,880 Shut up. 157 00:08:35,140 --> 00:08:36,760 And chicks don't like you. 158 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:38,400 Shut up, butthead. 159 00:08:39,620 --> 00:08:40,760 Some chicks like me. 160 00:08:54,440 --> 00:08:56,420 You fart knockers trying to steal our oil? 161 00:08:56,700 --> 00:08:59,920 No. But we fixed your sewage leak. 162 00:09:00,420 --> 00:09:02,120 Uh, sewage? 163 00:09:02,780 --> 00:09:04,780 That doesn't come out of the ground, dumbass. 164 00:09:05,180 --> 00:09:07,460 It comes from, like, toilets and stuff. 165 00:09:07,900 --> 00:09:08,900 No, it doesn't. 166 00:09:09,140 --> 00:09:11,200 It comes out of your ass, dumbass. 167 00:09:12,660 --> 00:09:13,660 Yeah. 168 00:09:15,280 --> 00:09:17,620 It comes out of your butt, butt munch. 169 00:09:18,780 --> 00:09:22,240 It comes out of your weed, dill weed. 170 00:09:23,650 --> 00:09:24,690 Uh... Yeah. 171 00:09:26,850 --> 00:09:30,950 Uh... It, uh... Uh... Wait, I got one. 172 00:09:31,190 --> 00:09:33,070 Uh... Oh, man. 173 00:09:36,930 --> 00:09:38,490 Is that the Jon Stewart show? 174 00:09:40,190 --> 00:09:45,570 Uh... No, that's on another channel now. I think this is, uh... 175 00:09:45,570 --> 00:09:48,390 Uh... Whoa. 176 00:09:57,140 --> 00:09:58,400 That was cool. 177 00:09:58,860 --> 00:09:59,860 Thanks. 178 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:03,320 I was talking about the chick scream, Bela. 179 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:05,640 Mine was pretty cool. 180 00:10:06,880 --> 00:10:09,980 That sounds kind of like one of those records you get for Halloween. 181 00:10:10,260 --> 00:10:13,720 Like those sound effect records of people screaming and stuff. 182 00:10:14,920 --> 00:10:16,200 Halloween is cool. 183 00:10:16,520 --> 00:10:17,520 Yeah, yeah. 184 00:10:18,180 --> 00:10:21,400 Remember that old lady down the street that used to, like, give all the kids 185 00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:22,720 donuts that she made herself? 186 00:10:23,020 --> 00:10:23,659 Mm -hmm. 187 00:10:23,660 --> 00:10:26,980 It's like her husband was dead and her kids were all grown up and lived away. 188 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:30,100 Yeah, I remember that. So it's like the only thing in life that really made her 189 00:10:30,100 --> 00:10:33,020 happy was making these homemade donuts for the kids on Halloween. 190 00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:36,520 Yeah, that's right. That's right. Mm -hmm. But then I told everybody that she 191 00:10:36,520 --> 00:10:38,990 was, like... Putting drugs in them and needles and stuff. 192 00:10:40,250 --> 00:10:41,890 You got arrested. 193 00:10:42,630 --> 00:10:43,630 Hell yeah. 194 00:10:48,470 --> 00:10:50,550 That was kind of messed up, but it... Yeah. 195 00:10:51,230 --> 00:10:52,630 But it shut up and took it out. 196 00:10:58,330 --> 00:11:04,370 I should hook up with this chick. 13324