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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:21,900 --> 00:00:24,760 That gargantuan - 2 00:00:32,820 --> 00:00:35,900 Well, that about wraps it up for World Wrestling Universe. 3 00:00:36,160 --> 00:00:38,160 Stay tuned for Senior Citizen Golf next. 4 00:00:40,120 --> 00:00:41,120 What'd you do that for? 5 00:00:42,460 --> 00:00:44,240 Nothing's on for two hours, dude. 6 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:46,600 Uh, 7 00:00:50,160 --> 00:00:52,080 you know what this means, Beavis? 8 00:00:52,480 --> 00:00:55,500 It means we have to, like, do something. 9 00:01:10,970 --> 00:01:12,510 Uh... Uh... What? 10 00:01:13,850 --> 00:01:14,850 Yeah, yeah, yeah, smash! 11 00:01:15,030 --> 00:01:18,230 Yeah! Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! Yeah, kick him, kick him! Ooh, yeah, hey! 12 00:01:18,370 --> 00:01:19,370 Yeah, smash, smash! 13 00:01:19,810 --> 00:01:21,910 Yeah! Yeah, hit him! 14 00:01:22,690 --> 00:01:24,530 Oh, you pissed him off now! Kick his ass! 15 00:01:24,730 --> 00:01:26,350 Yeah, yeah, hit him! Slap him in the ass! 16 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:28,280 Stomp the crap out of him. 17 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:29,600 Hit him, hit him, yeah. 18 00:01:29,660 --> 00:01:32,300 Yeah, okay, yeah, hit him in the head. Ah. Kick him. 19 00:01:32,740 --> 00:01:35,400 Yeah, there you go. Yeah, yeah. 20 00:01:40,300 --> 00:01:45,480 He's a real American. 21 00:01:48,060 --> 00:01:49,060 Yeah, yeah. 22 00:01:49,100 --> 00:01:50,780 He fight for what is right. 23 00:01:51,460 --> 00:01:53,040 Yeah. Fight, fight. 24 00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:55,300 He's like a good role model. 25 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:58,960 Because you just, like, did whatever it took to get big, like you took those 26 00:01:58,960 --> 00:02:00,040 steroid pills. 27 00:02:00,540 --> 00:02:03,360 Oh, yeah, yeah, those things you, like, you shove them up your butt when you 28 00:02:03,360 --> 00:02:04,359 have hemorrhoids. 29 00:02:04,360 --> 00:02:08,100 No, Beavis, those are depositories. These are these pills that make you, 30 00:02:08,100 --> 00:02:10,759 all big and strong, but then they, like, make your nads shrink. 31 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:12,880 Whoa, hey, hey, what's the point? 32 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:14,360 Yeah, really. 33 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:19,000 It's like, you know, I may be only, like, above average strength, but it's 34 00:02:19,020 --> 00:02:21,400 at least I haven't messed around with my nads. 35 00:02:21,620 --> 00:02:22,620 Yeah, really. 36 00:02:27,579 --> 00:02:28,579 What? 37 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:29,960 Huh? 38 00:02:32,280 --> 00:02:33,280 Homework sucks. 39 00:02:41,020 --> 00:02:42,020 Hey, Butt -Head. 40 00:02:42,180 --> 00:02:44,000 How long till something good's on TV? 41 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:46,900 Uh, two hours, dude. 42 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:54,820 Hey, Butt -Head. How long till something good's... Viva, shut up or I'll kick 43 00:02:54,820 --> 00:02:55,820 your ass. 44 00:02:58,830 --> 00:02:59,589 Hey, buddy. 45 00:02:59,590 --> 00:03:00,810 How long... Ow! 46 00:03:01,550 --> 00:03:02,550 This sucks. 47 00:03:02,730 --> 00:03:03,770 What should we do? 48 00:03:04,330 --> 00:03:07,470 Uh, maybe we should, like, think of something. 49 00:03:07,810 --> 00:03:09,070 Yeah, yeah. Cool. 50 00:03:16,010 --> 00:03:17,030 Thinking sucks. 51 00:03:21,510 --> 00:03:23,150 I know. Let's stand up. 52 00:03:23,910 --> 00:03:24,910 Yeah. 53 00:03:25,450 --> 00:03:26,450 Good idea. 54 00:03:32,650 --> 00:03:33,650 That looks pretty cool. 55 00:03:34,490 --> 00:03:35,530 Now what? 56 00:03:36,370 --> 00:03:38,650 Uh, let's stand again. 57 00:03:41,330 --> 00:03:43,430 Uh, how? 58 00:03:49,030 --> 00:03:49,750 Hey, 59 00:03:49,750 --> 00:04:01,450 Butthead. 60 00:04:02,110 --> 00:04:03,310 I think I might throw up. 61 00:04:03,730 --> 00:04:04,730 Cool. 62 00:04:05,050 --> 00:04:07,010 That might, like, take some time. 63 00:04:10,370 --> 00:04:15,830 I can't do it. 64 00:04:19,250 --> 00:04:20,250 Me neither. 65 00:04:21,230 --> 00:04:24,710 There's, like, an hour and a lot of minutes before something's on TV. 66 00:04:27,630 --> 00:04:28,830 Time sucks. 67 00:04:36,590 --> 00:04:38,030 Now remember the rules, Beaver. 68 00:04:38,370 --> 00:04:40,790 I throw it at you, then you throw it at me. 69 00:04:42,330 --> 00:04:44,950 Um, I don't get it. How do you win? 70 00:04:46,110 --> 00:04:47,110 Ow! 71 00:04:48,710 --> 00:04:50,930 That was cool. 72 00:04:54,090 --> 00:04:59,650 What do we do now? 73 00:05:00,770 --> 00:05:03,070 Uh, we could do homework. 74 00:05:16,320 --> 00:05:17,360 Hey, guys. 75 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:18,600 What are you doing? 76 00:05:18,900 --> 00:05:19,900 Hey, Butthead. 77 00:05:20,080 --> 00:05:21,860 Stuart can, like, kill some time. 78 00:05:22,720 --> 00:05:23,720 Yeah. 79 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:26,220 Say something, Stuart. 80 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:29,400 Really? You want to talk to me? 81 00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:31,200 Wow, that's cool. 82 00:05:31,520 --> 00:05:33,940 Let's go to the mall. I know this great new place. 83 00:05:34,380 --> 00:05:35,380 Yeah. 84 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:38,580 We can go to my house. I have this awesome new video game. 85 00:06:06,540 --> 00:06:11,620 the only spring -loaded hip reducer invented by supermodel Suzanne Summers. 86 00:06:13,420 --> 00:06:16,480 Viva, we're about to see the promised land. 87 00:06:17,140 --> 00:06:18,140 Cool. 88 00:06:24,740 --> 00:06:26,820 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 89 00:06:27,080 --> 00:06:29,860 Uh -huh. Boob and butt! Whoa, whoa, whoa! 90 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:38,980 If this dude here can get these kind of chicks, we might actually be able to 91 00:06:38,980 --> 00:06:39,980 score someday. 92 00:06:40,900 --> 00:06:41,900 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 93 00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:44,660 Viva, we need to start a band today. 94 00:06:45,380 --> 00:06:46,380 Yeah, really. 95 00:06:46,540 --> 00:06:49,000 Well, look at her. I mean, like, right now. 96 00:06:50,380 --> 00:06:54,660 While we're sitting here on her butt, chicks are probably doing it with dudes 97 00:06:54,660 --> 00:06:55,499 and bands. 98 00:06:55,500 --> 00:06:58,520 Yeah, yeah. I'm tired of, like, sitting around and talking about it. Let's do 99 00:06:58,520 --> 00:06:59,520 it. Yeah. 100 00:07:00,540 --> 00:07:02,440 Just as soon as this video's over. 101 00:07:11,060 --> 00:07:15,840 Like, in our band, we're gonna, like, sound just like this and have the chicks 102 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:16,599 and everything. 103 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:18,840 But we'll have cooler cars. Yeah, yeah. 104 00:07:19,340 --> 00:07:23,740 And then, like, the cars we do have, it's like, they'll blow up. You know, 105 00:07:23,900 --> 00:07:24,900 skulls and stuff. 106 00:07:25,260 --> 00:07:26,260 Yeah. 107 00:07:28,100 --> 00:07:29,100 That'll be cool. 108 00:07:33,460 --> 00:07:34,460 Whoa. 109 00:07:35,039 --> 00:07:36,600 Ooh, baby. 110 00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:40,860 I guess I'd need to take a shower, too. 111 00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:44,020 Why, are you stinky? 112 00:07:48,140 --> 00:07:51,360 Now here's an exercise you can do while watching TV. 113 00:07:53,120 --> 00:07:54,340 Whoa. Yeah. 114 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:56,680 Whoa. Yeah. 115 00:07:57,440 --> 00:07:59,100 Whoa. Yeah. 116 00:07:59,760 --> 00:08:01,300 Whoa. Yeah. 117 00:08:02,460 --> 00:08:03,460 Hey, butt head. 118 00:08:03,820 --> 00:08:05,560 What did people do before they invented TV? 119 00:08:05,820 --> 00:08:07,340 Don't be stupid, Beavis. 120 00:08:07,660 --> 00:08:08,920 There's always been TV. 121 00:08:09,180 --> 00:08:10,780 There's just more channels now. 122 00:08:11,020 --> 00:08:11,999 Oh, yeah. 123 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:13,180 Progress is cool. 124 00:08:14,860 --> 00:08:15,860 Yeah. 125 00:08:26,980 --> 00:08:28,860 He's smiling at you. 126 00:08:29,900 --> 00:08:30,900 Shut up, buddy. 127 00:08:38,789 --> 00:08:40,070 Look at his face. 128 00:08:40,409 --> 00:08:43,549 Look at that crack in his chin. I think it's a butt crack. 129 00:08:44,470 --> 00:08:48,090 Well, I guess that would make sense. Like there's just a bunch of diarrhea 130 00:08:48,090 --> 00:08:49,270 coming out of his mouth. 131 00:08:49,630 --> 00:08:50,630 Yeah. 132 00:08:52,930 --> 00:08:57,510 It's like when God was passing out butt cracks, this guy got in line twice. 133 00:08:57,910 --> 00:09:01,710 Yeah, and then God gave him one too, you know, the second time. 134 00:09:12,550 --> 00:09:13,209 Stop it, no! 135 00:09:13,210 --> 00:09:14,009 Shut up! 136 00:09:14,010 --> 00:09:15,010 Shut up! 137 00:09:15,270 --> 00:09:17,470 Cut it out! Stop it! Please, shut up! 138 00:09:18,010 --> 00:09:20,430 Get your channel button right now, come on! No way. 139 00:09:20,710 --> 00:09:23,470 Come on, now, cut it out, button! Give me that! No, button, stop! 140 00:09:24,490 --> 00:09:26,070 No, you're making me sick! No! 141 00:09:26,570 --> 00:09:27,570 No! 142 00:09:28,030 --> 00:09:29,110 Shut up right now! 143 00:09:29,370 --> 00:09:32,430 I'll get your butt -fucking face in! You dumbass. 144 00:09:36,810 --> 00:09:38,170 What? What? Leave it. 145 00:09:48,189 --> 00:09:49,109 Something's wrong. 146 00:09:49,110 --> 00:09:52,470 It's like, it doesn't look like this guy would have that kind of voice. 147 00:09:52,890 --> 00:09:55,590 Yeah, yeah, it's like, it doesn't look like that kind of voice would, like, 148 00:09:55,590 --> 00:09:56,870 out of that guy, you know what I'm saying? 149 00:09:57,170 --> 00:09:59,710 Yeah, it looks like it might come out of his butt. 150 00:10:01,270 --> 00:10:05,990 Um, hey, actually, um, I was thinking, like, it looks like this kind of voice, 151 00:10:06,030 --> 00:10:07,190 like, would come out of Godzilla. 152 00:10:07,710 --> 00:10:10,270 Or maybe, like, he'd come out of Godzilla's butt. 153 00:10:10,890 --> 00:10:11,890 Yeah. 154 00:10:12,630 --> 00:10:15,730 If it did come out of Godzilla's butt, that would be a good video. 155 00:10:20,589 --> 00:10:22,850 Yeah. Well, damn, but it's a dead horse. 156 00:10:23,310 --> 00:10:26,310 Yeah. Remember that time we found that dead horse? 157 00:10:27,090 --> 00:10:27,989 Oh, yeah. 158 00:10:27,990 --> 00:10:30,010 He, like, ran and jumped right on his stomach. 159 00:10:30,830 --> 00:10:34,130 And, like, all that gum shot out of his butt. Yeah. 160 00:10:35,850 --> 00:10:37,030 That was cool. 161 00:10:38,170 --> 00:10:39,170 Oh, yeah. 162 00:10:39,550 --> 00:10:40,550 That was bad. 163 00:10:42,210 --> 00:10:45,990 You imagine if Godzilla was dead? 164 00:10:47,110 --> 00:10:49,430 He might have all the stuff that would fly out of his butt. 165 00:10:49,930 --> 00:10:50,930 Yeah. 10718