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Hmm.

Hmm.

um um

Thank you.

What is that?

Thank you.

Yeah.

I'll notify Nocturna.

Nocturna, of your failure in obtaining
the item that we requested.

I don't understand what happened. Our
plans went perfectly.

I assured my organization that you and
your hand -picked operatives would not

fail. That was difficult, as all of you
are women. We do not tolerate failure.

You will not fail us again.

No, unlike Octo... Shh! Never say
Octopussy.

The photos are in the hands of Tasty
Delight, who will undoubtedly demand a

substantial sum of the British
government for their return.

So it was Tasty.

Yes. Our former colleague, who has
betrayed us, is very enterprising, it

which is very embarrassing to me. I had
already begun negotiations to sell the

photographs back to the Russians.

The British secret servants will no
doubt send their best operative to find

tasty.

That would be James Baum.

But he must be old and fat by now.

But a ruthless man, yet suave.

He has a license to kill.

He also has a learner's permit to make
out.

I know.

The British, they don't mind violence,
but they're so stuffy about sex.

You will have to make sure that he
doesn't find tasty before you do. As you

immune to whatever charms he has left,
you should have no difficulty in seeing

to it that both their deaths are most
distasteful.

I want a direct report of your progress
in retrieving the photographs.

Not so hard when I'm discussing
business.

Always remember, business before price.

Pennypecker. Hello, James.

Well, here I am ready for another
assignment, which undoubtedly will prove

exciting, dangerous, and packed with
passion and romance.

Well, how was she?

How was who?

A little wee bling in the tie roll.

Isn't that why you were gone so long?

Actually, there were two reasons.

Can your heart still take it?

Miss Pennypecker, if you finish
lollygogging with bomb, I'd like to see

my office, please.

I trust you enjoyed yourself while you
were in the Tyro.

Yes, sir, but I wasn't able to get in
very much skiing. Never could understand

what people would see in that sort of
thing.

Waste of time, really.

Well, did you get him?

Yes, sir.

Took me some days to smoke him out, but
he won't be making a nuisance of himself

anymore with his candid photographs.

Rather keep the film he took, sir.

Yes, I imagine you would.

A lot of well -known people are going to
be delighted to hear that fellow's out

of commission, but with all the cheap
periodicals just begging for his

scandalous photographs.

Before I tell you why I summoned you
back here, perhaps we should have lunch.

Miss Pennypacker.

Yes, sir?

Would you order us lunch? I'll have a
tuna fish on rye and a glass of milk.

What'll yours be, James?

Oh, just a snack, sir. I think I'll
start with a chilled oyster bouillon.

followed by a fillet of venison slightly
charred over a one -quarter inch flame

and covered with braised mushroom tips.

That's it, James.

Why do you always act so suave and
sophisticated?

Just once, couldn't you be a normal,
uncouth, boring asshole like the rest of

us? I'm sorry, sir, but my fans expected
of me. You see, there are all these

James Bond books and Technicolor movies.

Precisely my point.

And now every enemy of England knows
your trademarks. Your obsession with

food. Your success with beautiful women.

Your coolness at the gaming table. And
your utter disregard of danger.

Surely, sir, you didn't send for me to
go through all that again.

We are, as usual, being threatened by
some master criminal who heads a secret,

powerful organization bent on murder and
destruction.

Aren't we?

Exactly.

Four days ago, some very valuable
photographs were stolen from the Soviet

embassy in Istanbul.

Those photographs would be an
embarrassment to the British government

ever went public.

Our job is to get a hold of those
photographs before that happens. We've

up. And the theft appears to be the work
of a very professional thief.

Very much like this person.

Tasty Delight, a notorious jewel thief.

Everything indicates that this was her
style of work.

We believe that she's allied herself
with an international crime syndicate

headed by Nocturna Vigil, otherwise
known as Thunder Pussy, which is what

calling this operation, Operation
Thunder Pussy.

That's all very good in theory, sir, but
just how do I go about finding this

Tasty Delight?

We don't have much to go on yet.

By now...

She could be anywhere in Europe.

Great fits.

You dirty old man.

Now, pay attention, James.

This ordinary -looking attaché case
contains a folding rifle, a concealed

a hand grenade launcher, a tear gas
canister, and a tactical nuclear

weapon, just in case of emergency.

Call me a weirdo, sir, but I've always
preferred sex to gadgets.

This money belt contains 200 gold
sovereigns, carried around you at all

Should you locate Tasty and she has the
photographs, buy her off.

If she refuses to sell, you'll have to
persuade her some other way.

Drawing on experience with the ladies,

I would say that I'd be able to manage
somehow, sir.

But you're getting older, James.

And fatter.

When duty calls, are you still able to
get it up?

Oh, never mind that. Are you ready to
leave immediately?

Yes, sir. I travel light. All I need are
my gun and my wit.

Yes, you do travel light.

I've heard your wit.

And watch carefully.

You may be replacing him one day.

Yes, sir.

Bye, James. Take care.

I will, Mr. Pennypecker.

Miss Pennypecker, James, I'm a woman,
and I'm secretly in love with you. Why

you keep ignoring me?

Keep ignoring who?

See what I mean?

Sorry, sir. I'm in a hurry.

James, why do you keep treating me like
a man?

Because, my dear Penny Pector, compared
to the girl that I hope to meet on this

assignment, you are a man.

I say, that was an awfully bad joke to
make about the backbone of the Secret

Service. Why didn't you put up with it?

Oh, I don't know.

I suppose it's because I've known him
for such a long time.

You know, it wasn't always like this.

A few years ago, we were... Well,
personally, I think you're smashing.

Oh?

Yes, I believe it's customary for you to
give new agents a big send -off on

their first assignment.

What I've heard is true.

And what have you heard?

That wouldn't be gentlemanly of me to
tell now, would it?

Actually, I believe we could be of
benefit to one another, if it is true.

I could help you get him back.

All you have to do is...

Give him just cause, shall we say, to be
jealous of me.

Now, would that be hard?

You know, I think you're right.

Well, I haven't got much time. We'd
better hurry.

Well, what are we waiting for?

Thank you.

They're all secretaries in the secret
service.

Ah, I love this subject.

Fuck like that, did he?

Oh, yeah.

Ah, James.

Hello, Fortescue.

Minister told you to be coming in. This
is something new I've been working on.

It's an aphrodisiac pill made for me by
the Up Company.

Aphrodisiac pill?

Yes, you know, you're not up to par as
you once were at your age.

You have to have a little edge, huh,
James?

Swallow it faster or your neck will get
stiff.

Where's my Aston Martin?

Aston Martin? Oh, we're not using that
car.

Not with all the driving you'll be
doing. Besides, I've assigned it to car

stairs for a while. What, with all those
useful gadgets? The oil slick, the

smoke screen, the twin -barrel machine
guns, and the ejector seat?

Oh, but that heap only got six miles to
the gallon.

What, with the price of petrol these
days? Wow.

another vehicle for you. Just terminate
for this assignment.

You're joking.

He's crossing on the morning hovercraft.

Right.

Just give him his head.

And don't crowd him.

Yes, sir.

Mr. Baum, I'm so sorry.

Is there something I can do for you?

What did you have in mind?

Well, I imagine you could say that he's
on the case, sir.

He's eating like the Labor Party, just
one in Parliament.

Eating? Is that all?

Kids love to eat.

Remember what I told you.

Just...

Oh, Minister, do we have to talk now?

Something big's just about to come up.

This is very important.

Interpol has found Tasty's car at the
Hornet Hotel Royale in Monte Carlo.

Hotel Royale in Monte Carlo?

Are they sure it's Tasty's car?

I see.

Mm -hmm.

Uh -huh.

I see.

All right, Minister.

I'll leave in the morning.

Yes, good night.

Mr. Bob, a message for you.

Did a young lady leave this for me?

Yes, sir. A very attractive young lady.

Where are the Roman ruins?

Your pictures don't do you justice.

Very flattering, Mr. Baum.

I understand you've been looking for me.

Yes, all over Europe.

I believe you've got something that I
want.

From what I've heard, every woman you
meet has something that you want.

Well,

now this isn't the place or time for
this.

What do you suggest?

Well,

for starters, this.

Good makeup job, whoever you are, but I
happen to know that Tasty Delight is in

Monte Carlo.

Mr. Baum.

But you're up against more than you
know.

Who are you working for?

For me, Mr. Baum.

Ah, not Turner.

Or should I say Thunder Pussy?

Wondered where you'd gotten to.

You didn't fool me a bit last night with
that nurse's uniform.

I knew it was you all the time.

This was easier than I expected.

I admit I was... Apprehensive about
pitting my skills against a great James

Bond, but I realize now I overestimated
you both in and out of

bed. I beg your pardon?

We are professionals, Mr. Bond, and we
must be prepared to do anything to

achieve our objective, even if it means
having to buck a bald and middle -aged

developed event with a punch.

You think I enjoyed last night?

Believe me, lady, what I did was for
queen and country.

You persist in trying to provoke me, Mr.
Baum, but let me assure you,

it's over.

Now that I realize that taste is in
Monte Carlo, I will retrieve the

and you will no longer be a threat to my
plans.

When I am gone, kill him.

Goodbye, Mr. Bum.

flipping, James.

Letting her get the drop on you like
that.

How long have you been here?

Long enough to enjoy the show.

She sure had me fooled. I thought she
was Tasty myself.

What do you know about her?

What are you doing here anyway?

Well, the minister sent me along to keep
watch on you. Thought I might come in

handy, that sort of thing.

Obviously, he was right.

I've been following you since you
crossed the English Channel.

Well, you can go back to London. I can
find Tasty myself.

I don't need your help.

Great Scott, tasty.

She's in Monte Carlo and Thunder Pussy's
after.

What are you going to do?

I'm going to stay here and keep watch on
this one. You go ahead, I'll catch up.

Right.

all the bullshit, shall we?

Both know that we secret agents would
really rather fuck than fight any day.

Oh, and you'll do your best for queen
and country, won't you?

That's right.

clothes off.

Oh, you're nasty.

Don't say I'm nasty.

Say I'm dirty nasty.

Oh, God.

As you said, I do.

Well, Sidney, listen to me very
carefully.

Yes, I understand.

What are you doing in your robe wasting
time?

When are you going to make the deal with
Tasty?

You're new with the service, aren't you?

Don't rush me. This is the way I
operate.

And don't worry.

She'll come.

They always do.

Where's the money belt?

Money belt? In a safe place, and I bet
you can't find it. Oh.

Right here.

You peaked.

You finally caught up with me.

I knew you would. All my life I've heard
about the famous James Bond.

Master spy.

Connoisseur of fine wines.

Devotee of the martial arts.

Sophisticated gourmet.

And super lover.

Make love to me like you did to that
girl in the Baltimore Bahamas.

Or that girl in the bridal suite in
Istanbul years.

You see, I know all about you, James.

Tasty, I'd like very much to make love
with you. Really, I would.

Well? Well, right now I happen to have a
splitting headache.

A headache?

What is that?

What's what?

That. Oh, that.

That's a bulletproof vest.

It looks like a corset. It's a...

Especially for me. How many men have you
killed?

Only four or five this week.

But I've been in a very good mood
lately.

Okay, forget that. Let's get down to
business.

Have you got the film?

All right, James.

I have it. What are you offering?

200 solid gold sovereigns on the
international market worth...

75 ,000 American dollars.

A deal.

Where were you hiding that?

I'll never tell.

You don't seem to be very serious about
repaying for this, are you?

I didn't take it for the money.

I took it so I could meet you.

Hey, how do I know this is the McCoy?

You doubt my word.

The only thing I doubt is whether these
are real or not.

Well, then I'll show you.

You can stop wondering.

Right.

But before I make love, I must have a
martini first. It's my style, you know.

Right. Vodka martini, shaken and not
stirred.

You have been studying my style, haven't
you?

Afterwards, come back and pretend we're
in Hong Kong, making love in a Murphy

bed. Just before those Tongassesses
crashed at the door and tried to kill

Only we'll be all alone.

action again

We thought you were dead, killed by one
of your own.

A clever ruse so that you could remain
underground.

I'm sorry, sir. I do not know what
you're talking about. I'm just here to

cleaning. Come off it, Nocturna.

I'd hope to meet up with you someday.

We had a mutual friend, a man named
Lombard.

I'm sorry, sir. I do not know anybody by
that name.

Oh, yes, you do.

He told me all about you before he died
from the poison you put in his drink.

He told me you had the blackest heart
and the hottest pussy of any dyke he'd

ever met.

Your heart doesn't interest me,
Nocturna.

I'll take his word for that.

But your pussy, now that I'll have to
see for myself.

Take off your clothes.

You know, James, I think this could be
the beginning of a beautiful

relationship.

Very good, Dr.

Turner.

You do have the heart.

If you can get ahead like that, maybe I
shouldn't kill you.

I can't take this any longer, James.

Come and make love to me like you did to
that famous lady flyer, the one who

tried to knock off Fort Knox.

You know that to meet your contact.

That was all.

Attention, the passengers for flight
number 104 to Rome

are to present themselves immediately at
door number 10.

Attention, the passengers for flight
number 205 to Istanbul

Please present yourself immediately at
door number 25.

Whatever brings you back to us, my
friend.

Whatever I can do to help you, I am, of
course, at your service.

Something very important.

In that case, my friend, let us sit.

We will speak of the old days.

Hassan!

Coffee.

Do not move, my friend.

Whatever you do, do not move.

Got them.

Now, what can I do for you?

I'm looking for a gypsy.

Like the old days, remember?

The wild one who nearly scratched your
eyes off?

Yes, I remember.

What do you have in mind, my friend?

Something young and shapely and not too
narrow in the hips, eh?

Just the perfect girl for you. Fatima.

It's not what I had in mind.

I was looking for a man.

A man?

My friend, you could not have changed
that much.

You don't understand.

Looking for a man who owns this.

What will you do when you find him? Give
it back and take something from him

that I want.

It all sounds very strange to me, but
you English are a strange lot, I have

always thought.

Come, my friend. Stay with us a while.

Have you forgotten what Muslim women can
be like? Many thanks, Ali Bey, but I

have to keep looking for the gypsy I'm
after.

Gypsies are not well liked anymore. They
steal too much.

They can usually be found down at the
harbor.

playing for handouts.

You have only to wait, my friend.

Go! Go!

Go!

Go! Go! Go!

Carstairs knew the risk of this
assignment, James.

And I know who's responsible for killing
him.

Tasty had nothing to do with it. She
played it on the square.

She got scared when Carstairs was
killed.

That's why she disappeared.

But how do you know all this, sir?

Because Tasty came over to our side.

What? Even before you left.

She turned the photograph over to us in
exchange for a new identity here in

England. The photograph she gave you...
were fakes but why why did i give you an

assignment when there really wasn't an
assignment i wanted to see if you still

had it in you after all these years it
was a test some test i must

confess sir that when i went to look for
tasty i lied to you i am having trouble

getting it up from time to time and i
know that my entire career has always

depended upon my sexual capacity with
the ladies Now I know I'm over the hill,

and I think I've lost it.

I think I should resign for the good of
the service.

Hello?

Yes, Minister.

Is he there?

Hello?

Oh, James.

forgive me for running away?

I was so afraid I didn't know what you
would do.

That's all right, Tasty. The minister
explained everything to me.

But this was your last assignment,
James, and I spoiled it for you. I know

did. Well, you got what you wanted. Not
everything, James. I didn't get you.

You'll have to forget me now, Tasty.

I'm not the man that my reputation makes
me out to be.

That man is gone.

I'll never believe that, James.

You're still the greatest in my book.

Thank you, Tasty.

Goodbye.

Remember the good times.

It helps.

I know.

James?

What are you going to do now?

I don't know.

reputation to follow, Stuart.

You know that. Yes, sir.

Tasty will be working under you from now
on.

I suggest you get better acquainted.

Yes, sir. I sure will.

You have failed for the last time,
Nocturna.

You know the penalty for failure.

I didn't know you'd come here.

I don't. I knew you'd be here.

Thanks a lot, but sympathy's something I
don't need just now.

No sympathy, James.

My only regret is I never caught up with
Thunder Pussy.

I wonder where she is right now.

have you been all these years?

Waiter, champagne for two.

Tell me, Pennypecker, have you ever been
to the Riviera?

Is someone there?

Ah, good evening, Tasty.

The minister says we...

Rehearse a little, huh?

Come in.

You know, Pennypecker, this could be the
beginning of a beautiful relationship.