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Yesterday was election day in America,
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Yesterday was election day in America,
the first big election since Trump's
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the first big election since Trump's
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the first big election since Trump's
2024 victory. It was a chance to see if
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2024 victory. It was a chance to see if
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2024 victory. It was a chance to see if
the Democrats had any pulse whatsoever.
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the Democrats had any pulse whatsoever.
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the Democrats had any pulse whatsoever.
And last night's show, not only are they
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And last night's show, not only are they
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And last night's show, not only are they
alive, they are coked up like Don Jr. at
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alive, they are coked up like Don Jr. at
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alive, they are coked up like Don Jr. at
a crypto convention. Whoa.
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a crypto convention. Whoa.
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a crypto convention. Whoa.
Whoa.
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Whoa.
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Whoa.
Woo! They scored a 13-point victory in
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Woo! They scored a 13-point victory in
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Woo! They scored a 13-point victory in
the New Jersey Governor Race, a 15point
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the New Jersey Governor Race, a 15point
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the New Jersey Governor Race, a 15point
victory in the Virginia Governor Race, a
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victory in the Virginia Governor Race, a
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victory in the Virginia Governor Race, a
landslide win for California's Prop 50.
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landslide win for California's Prop 50.
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landslide win for California's Prop 50.
And
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And
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And
let's not forget the biggest victory of
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let's not forget the biggest victory of
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let's not forget the biggest victory of
the night, the one no one can stop
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the night, the one no one can stop
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the night, the one no one can stop
talking about.
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talking about.
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talking about.
>> Democrats flip two seats on Georgia's
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>> Democrats flip two seats on Georgia's
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>> Democrats flip two seats on Georgia's
Public Service Commission in this year's
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Public Service Commission in this year's
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Public Service Commission in this year's
election.
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election.
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election.
>> Yeah, that is huge for our state.
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>> Yeah, that is huge for our state.
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>> Yeah, that is huge for our state.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
The Georgia Public Service Commission.
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The Georgia Public Service Commission.
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The Georgia Public Service Commission.
When I say Georgia Public, you say
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When I say Georgia Public, you say
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When I say Georgia Public, you say
service commission. Georgia Public
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service commission. Georgia Public
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service commission. Georgia Public
>> Service Commission.
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>> Service Commission.
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>> Service Commission.
>> Georgia Public
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>> Georgia Public
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>> Georgia Public
>> Service Commission. Oh man.
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>> Service Commission. Oh man.
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>> Service Commission. Oh man.
Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
Do you folks know what this means?
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Do you folks know what this means?
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Do you folks know what this means?
>> Yeah. Seriously, do you know of any idea
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>> Yeah. Seriously, do you know of any idea
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>> Yeah. Seriously, do you know of any idea
what this means? Okay, whatever. The
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what this means? Okay, whatever. The
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what this means? Okay, whatever. The
Dems are taking the W. The point is,
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Dems are taking the W. The point is,
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Dems are taking the W. The point is,
people were excited to vote, especially
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people were excited to vote, especially
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people were excited to vote, especially
the younger generation.
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the younger generation.
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the younger generation.
>> Hi, I'm so excited to vote. It's giving
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>> Hi, I'm so excited to vote. It's giving
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>> Hi, I'm so excited to vote. It's giving
election day.
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election day.
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election day.
>> It's giving election day.
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>> It's giving election day.
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>> It's giving election day.
>> It's giving election day.
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>> It's giving election day.
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>> It's giving election day.
>> Um, why are you here? What's the
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>> Um, why are you here? What's the
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>> Um, why are you here? What's the
motivating factor?
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motivating factor?
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motivating factor?
>> No, it's giving yes on Prop 50. It's
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>> No, it's giving yes on Prop 50. It's
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>> No, it's giving yes on Prop 50. It's
giving hot people vote yes on Prop 50.
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giving hot people vote yes on Prop 50.
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giving hot people vote yes on Prop 50.
[Applause]
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[Applause]
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[Applause]
>> This clip is giving me a migraine. It's
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>> This clip is giving me a migraine. It's
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>> This clip is giving me a migraine. It's
It's giving me second thoughts about
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It's giving me second thoughts about
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It's giving me second thoughts about
democracy being for everybody.
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democracy being for everybody.
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democracy being for everybody.
It's giving let's raise the voting age
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It's giving let's raise the voting age
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It's giving let's raise the voting age
to one year older than she is. Uh
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to one year older than she is. Uh
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to one year older than she is. Uh
but this you know what? You know what?
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but this you know what? You know what?
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but this you know what? You know what?
This is a good reminder to everybody
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This is a good reminder to everybody
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This is a good reminder to everybody
that when the Gen Zers at your office
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that when the Gen Zers at your office
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that when the Gen Zers at your office
start glitching like that, it's it's
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start glitching like that, it's it's
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start glitching like that, it's it's
good to unplug them for 10 seconds then
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good to unplug them for 10 seconds then
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good to unplug them for 10 seconds then
restart.
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restart.
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restart.
Usually fixes the issue. But still, you
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Usually fixes the issue. But still, you
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Usually fixes the issue. But still, you
can see the enthusiasm. People all over
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can see the enthusiasm. People all over
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can see the enthusiasm. People all over
the country were excited to vote, even
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the country were excited to vote, even
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the country were excited to vote, even
people who could not technically
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people who could not technically
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people who could not technically
speaking vote.
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speaking vote.
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speaking vote.
>> Officials in Kentucky were flooded with
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>> Officials in Kentucky were flooded with
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>> Officials in Kentucky were flooded with
complaints from voters demanding to know
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complaints from voters demanding to know
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complaints from voters demanding to know
why polling places were closed. Kentucky
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why polling places were closed. Kentucky
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why polling places were closed. Kentucky
Secretary of State cleared up the
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Secretary of State cleared up the
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Secretary of State cleared up the
confusion, posting, quote, "Kucky votes
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confusion, posting, quote, "Kucky votes
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confusion, posting, quote, "Kucky votes
next year. You cannot vote in Kentucky
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next year. You cannot vote in Kentucky
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next year. You cannot vote in Kentucky
for the mayor of New York City or the
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for the mayor of New York City or the
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for the mayor of New York City or the
governor of Virginia." Sorry,
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>> K. Kentucky.
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>> K. Kentucky.
>> How can I put this respectfully?
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>> How can I put this respectfully?
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>> How can I put this respectfully?
You are not giving intelligence.
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You are not giving intelligence.
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You are not giving intelligence.
Of course, the biggest story of the
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Of course, the biggest story of the
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Of course, the biggest story of the
night was Zoran Mdani who is
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Zoran Mdani who is democratically
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Zoran Mdani who is democratically
elected as Sultan of the People's
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elected as Sultan of the People's
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elected as Sultan of the People's
Republic of Al New York.
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Republic of Al New York.
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Republic of Al New York.
Mdani won by assembly in a coalition of
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Mdani won by assembly in a coalition of
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Mdani won by assembly in a coalition of
young people, working-class families,
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young people, working-class families,
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young people, working-class families,
pagan graphic designers, non-binary
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pagan graphic designers, non-binary
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pagan graphic designers, non-binary
baristas, and of course, Bushwick
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baristas, and of course, Bushwick
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baristas, and of course, Bushwick
couples looking to make him their third.
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couples looking to make him their third.
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couples looking to make him their third.
Meanwhile, his opponent, Andrew Cuomo,
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Meanwhile, his opponent, Andrew Cuomo,
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Meanwhile, his opponent, Andrew Cuomo,
had his votes eaten into by Republican
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had his votes eaten into by Republican
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had his votes eaten into by Republican
candidate Curtis Siwa. It was an
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candidate Curtis Siwa. It was an
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candidate Curtis Siwa. It was an
unfortunate divide, but Quuomo's voters
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unfortunate divide, but Quuomo's voters
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unfortunate divide, but Quuomo's voters
took it graciously.
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took it graciously.
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took it graciously.
>> Hey Curtis, you're aing scumbag. Like I
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>> Hey Curtis, you're aing scumbag. Like I
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>> Hey Curtis, you're aing scumbag. Like I
said all along, all these months, youing
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said all along, all these months, youing
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said all along, all these months, youing
got 8% of the vote. You split the vote.
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got 8% of the vote. You split the vote.
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got 8% of the vote. You split the vote.
You sold out like Judah sold out
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You sold out like Judah sold out
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You sold out like Judah sold out
Jesus for the dirty coins and silver. Go
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Jesus for the dirty coins and silver. Go
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Jesus for the dirty coins and silver. Go
yourself.
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yourself.
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yourself.
Whoa.
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I like hearing Bible stories told that
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I like hearing Bible stories told that
way.
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way.
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way.
Maybe I should go to church in Staten
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Maybe I should go to church in Staten
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Maybe I should go to church in Staten
Island. Jesus curing the lepers.
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Island. Jesus curing the lepers.
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Island. Jesus curing the lepers.
Meanwhile, Mary Magdalene is over here
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Meanwhile, Mary Magdalene is over here
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Meanwhile, Mary Magdalene is over here
with the big slapping around.
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with the big slapping around.
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with the big slapping around.
Forget about it. Corinthians 4:16.
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Forget about it. Corinthians 4:16.
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Forget about it. Corinthians 4:16.
While some New Yorkers are turning so
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While some New Yorkers are turning so
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While some New Yorkers are turning so
red Curtis Leewa could wear them as a
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red Curtis Leewa could wear them as a
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red Curtis Leewa could wear them as a
hat, other New Yorkers are processing
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hat, other New Yorkers are processing
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hat, other New Yorkers are processing
their emotions in a different way.
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their emotions in a different way.
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their emotions in a different way.
>> New Yorkers are going to flee. They're
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>> New Yorkers are going to flee. They're
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>> New Yorkers are going to flee. They're
going to flee New York because of Zoron
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going to flee New York because of Zoron
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going to flee New York because of Zoron
Manni.
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Manni.
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Manni.
>> His win still sets the stage for a large
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>> His win still sets the stage for a large
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>> His win still sets the stage for a large
mass exodus out of New York. this guy in
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mass exodus out of New York. this guy in
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mass exodus out of New York. this guy in
charge. You know, they're talking about
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charge. You know, they're talking about
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charge. You know, they're talking about
a million people leaving New York City.
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a million people leaving New York City.
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a million people leaving New York City.
>> A full 9% of people say that they will
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>> A full 9% of people say that they will
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>> A full 9% of people say that they will
leave.
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leave.
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leave.
>> Wow. You You're telling me 9% of
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>> Wow. You You're telling me 9% of
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>> Wow. You You're telling me 9% of
apartments are about to become
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apartments are about to become
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apartments are about to become
available?
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available?
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available?
>> Oh,
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>> Oh,
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>> Oh,
holy.
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holy.
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holy.
Holy That would be the fastest a
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Holy That would be the fastest a
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Holy That would be the fastest a
mayor has ever delivered on a campaign
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mayor has ever delivered on a campaign
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mayor has ever delivered on a campaign
promise.
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promise.
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promise.
But seriously, you know, seriously
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But seriously, you know, seriously
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But seriously, you know, seriously
though, I I don't I don't want a million
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though, I I don't I don't want a million
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though, I I don't I don't want a million
people to leave New York City. I want
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people to leave New York City. I want
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people to leave New York City. I want
two million people to leave New York
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two million people to leave New York
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two million people to leave New York
City. My subway commute this morning was
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City. My subway commute this morning was
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City. My subway commute this morning was
so packed I had to sit on an elderly
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so packed I had to sit on an elderly
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so packed I had to sit on an elderly
man's lap and he was already stacked on
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man's lap and he was already stacked on
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man's lap and he was already stacked on
top of a pregnant teenager.
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top of a pregnant teenager.
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top of a pregnant teenager.
Now, I highly doubt that most people
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Now, I highly doubt that most people
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Now, I highly doubt that most people
will follow through on their threats to
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will follow through on their threats to
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will follow through on their threats to
leave New York, but it turns out one New
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leave New York, but it turns out one New
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leave New York, but it turns out one New
Yorker already has his bags packed, and
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Yorker already has his bags packed, and
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Yorker already has his bags packed, and
he happens to be the current mayor of
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he happens to be the current mayor of
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he happens to be the current mayor of
New York City.
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New York City.
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New York City.
>> Countries are calling me and asking me
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>> Countries are calling me and asking me
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>> Countries are calling me and asking me
to come and do what I did in New York
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to come and do what I did in New York
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to come and do what I did in New York
City. It's an amazing opportunity that's
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City. It's an amazing opportunity that's
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City. It's an amazing opportunity that's
waiting for me. I can fly private now. I
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waiting for me. I can fly private now. I
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waiting for me. I can fly private now. I
can go on a cruise. I can hang out in
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can go on a cruise. I can hang out in
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can go on a cruise. I can hang out in
St. Bart. And the joy of it when y'all
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St. Bart. And the joy of it when y'all
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St. Bart. And the joy of it when y'all
come and say, you know, what are you
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come and say, you know, what are you
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come and say, you know, what are you
doing uh going to uh Spain? I could just
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doing uh going to uh Spain? I could just
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doing uh going to uh Spain? I could just
give you the finger and keep it moving.
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give you the finger and keep it moving.
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give you the finger and keep it moving.
I had to be stuck on stupid to want to
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I had to be stuck on stupid to want to
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I had to be stuck on stupid to want to
do this again, you know. So, let me
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do this again, you know. So, let me
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do this again, you know. So, let me
bounce, man. I got a whole life to live.
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bounce, man. I got a whole life to live.
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bounce, man. I got a whole life to live.
Hey. Hey, man. No one forced you to be
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Hey. Hey, man. No one forced you to be
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Hey. Hey, man. No one forced you to be
mayor.
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mayor.
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mayor.
You ran for mayor. And also, you're
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You ran for mayor. And also, you're
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You ran for mayor. And also, you're
currently the mayor.
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currently the mayor.
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currently the mayor.
You have two months left. It's way too
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You have two months left. It's way too
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You have two months left. It's way too
early to give a Jerry Maguire speech.
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early to give a Jerry Maguire speech.
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early to give a Jerry Maguire speech.
You I'm out after Christmas.
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You I'm out after Christmas.
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You I'm out after Christmas.
Right now, let's brainstorm on trash
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Right now, let's brainstorm on trash
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Right now, let's brainstorm on trash
pickup, shall we? And by the way, why
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pickup, shall we? And by the way, why
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pickup, shall we? And by the way, why
are you wearing a tuxedo shirt? Are you
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are you wearing a tuxedo shirt? Are you
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are you wearing a tuxedo shirt? Are you
starting your day or ending it? How does
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starting your day or ending it? How does
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starting your day or ending it? How does
this work? But I will say this, whether
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this work? But I will say this, whether
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this work? But I will say this, whether
you voted for mom Donnie or Cuomo or you
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you voted for mom Donnie or Cuomo or you
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you voted for mom Donnie or Cuomo or you
split your vote for Curtis Leewa, you
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split your vote for Curtis Leewa, you
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split your vote for Curtis Leewa, you
scumbag.
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scumbag.
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scumbag.
All of us New Yorkers are going to miss
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All of us New Yorkers are going to miss
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All of us New Yorkers are going to miss
Eric Adams. So, as the mayor heads off
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Eric Adams. So, as the mayor heads off
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Eric Adams. So, as the mayor heads off
into the great Turkish Airlines lounge
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into the great Turkish Airlines lounge
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into the great Turkish Airlines lounge
in the sky,
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in the sky,
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in the sky,
let's take one last look back at the
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let's take one last look back at the
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let's take one last look back at the
legacy he left behind.
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If
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If
>> New York City is the greatest city on
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>> New York City is the greatest city on
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>> New York City is the greatest city on
the globe, that makes me the greatest
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the globe, that makes me the greatest
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the globe, that makes me the greatest
mayor on the globe. This is a place
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mayor on the globe. This is a place
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mayor on the globe. This is a place
where every day you wake up uh you could
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where every day you wake up uh you could
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where every day you wake up uh you could
experience everything from a plane
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experience everything from a plane
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experience everything from a plane
crashing into our trade center to a a
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crashing into our trade center to a a
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crashing into our trade center to a a
person who's celebrating a new business
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person who's celebrating a new business
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person who's celebrating a new business
that's open. We know New York City is
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that's open. We know New York City is
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that's open. We know New York City is
the Islamabad of America is the Legos of
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the Islamabad of America is the Legos of
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the Islamabad of America is the Legos of
America. The Athens of America Lima
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America. The Athens of America Lima
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America. The Athens of America Lima
Porter Prince ke Zabreb New York City is
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Porter Prince ke Zabreb New York City is
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Porter Prince ke Zabreb New York City is
the Istanbul of America. I start the day
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the Istanbul of America. I start the day
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the Istanbul of America. I start the day
with telling my team, "We got to follow
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with telling my team, "We got to follow
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with telling my team, "We got to follow
the law." I sleep well at night with my
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the law." I sleep well at night with my
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the law." I sleep well at night with my
little teddy bear because I follow the
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little teddy bear because I follow the
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little teddy bear because I follow the
rules. I was not offered any position uh
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rules. I was not offered any position uh
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rules. I was not offered any position uh
to go to Turkey, to eat turkey, to do
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to go to Turkey, to eat turkey, to do
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to go to Turkey, to eat turkey, to do
anything else.
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anything else.
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anything else.
>> I'm not going to resign. I'm going to
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>> I'm not going to resign. I'm going to
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>> I'm not going to resign. I'm going to
rain.
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rain.
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rain.
>> I'm like broccoli. You're going to hate
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>> I'm like broccoli. You're going to hate
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>> I'm like broccoli. You're going to hate
me now, but you're going to love me
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me now, but you're going to love me
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me now, but you're going to love me
later.
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later.
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later.
>> I'm Gandhi. Like, I think like Gandhi. I
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>> I'm Gandhi. Like, I think like Gandhi. I
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>> I'm Gandhi. Like, I think like Gandhi. I
act like Gandhi. I want to be like
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act like Gandhi. I want to be like
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act like Gandhi. I want to be like
Gandhi. 1:00 a.m. in the morning, I'm
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Gandhi. 1:00 a.m. in the morning, I'm
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Gandhi. 1:00 a.m. in the morning, I'm
sitting in the back of a closed barber
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sitting in the back of a closed barber
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sitting in the back of a closed barber
shop or beauty salon smoking a cigar and
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shop or beauty salon smoking a cigar and
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shop or beauty salon smoking a cigar and
drinking some henny or sing with M
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drinking some henny or sing with M
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drinking some henny or sing with M
Scott.
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Scott.
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Scott.
>> It's not the tweet. It's the street. You
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>> It's not the tweet. It's the street. You
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>> It's not the tweet. It's the street. You
have to inspect what you expect or is
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have to inspect what you expect or is
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have to inspect what you expect or is
all suspect. When I do my dime, I can do
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all suspect. When I do my dime, I can do
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all suspect. When I do my dime, I can do
my time and I won't hear one anyone
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my time and I won't hear one anyone
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my time and I won't hear one anyone
whine. This is a city of swagger. We
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whine. This is a city of swagger. We
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whine. This is a city of swagger. We
need a mayor of swagger. We can talk
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need a mayor of swagger. We can talk
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need a mayor of swagger. We can talk
about erectile dysfunction but not
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about erectile dysfunction but not
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about erectile dysfunction but not
clitoring stimulation. Something's
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clitoring stimulation. Something's
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clitoring stimulation. Something's
wrong. I heard a shorty that lived out
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wrong. I heard a shorty that lived out
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wrong. I heard a shorty that lived out
here. Shannon pie with your boo. It's
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here. Shannon pie with your boo. It's
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here. Shannon pie with your boo. It's
like that's the ultimate. You may drive
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like that's the ultimate. You may drive
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like that's the ultimate. You may drive
by. You may see eye candy sent down
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by. You may see eye candy sent down
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by. You may see eye candy sent down
somewhere. You may want to slip them
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somewhere. You may want to slip them
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somewhere. You may want to slip them
your number. I don't know what I'll do
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your number. I don't know what I'll do
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your number. I don't know what I'll do
without my my incense, my candles, my
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without my my incense, my candles, my
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without my my incense, my candles, my
bubble baths, and my roses.
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bubble baths, and my roses.
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bubble baths, and my roses.
>> I hate rats. Rats.
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>> I hate rats. Rats.
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>> I hate rats. Rats.
>> Rats. Rats may be listening. I'm
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>> Rats. Rats may be listening. I'm
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>> Rats. Rats may be listening. I'm
terrified of rats. We're going to kill
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terrified of rats. We're going to kill
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terrified of rats. We're going to kill
rats. If you're not scared of rats, you
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rats. If you're not scared of rats, you
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rats. If you're not scared of rats, you
are you are really you're my hero. All
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are you are really you're my hero. All
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are you are really you're my hero. All
my haters become my waiters when I sit
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my haters become my waiters when I sit
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my haters become my waiters when I sit
down at the table of success.
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down at the table of success.
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down at the table of success.
>> I'm a lion and lions don't lose sleep
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>> I'm a lion and lions don't lose sleep
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>> I'm a lion and lions don't lose sleep
over the opinions of sheep. Andrew Cuomo
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over the opinions of sheep. Andrew Cuomo
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over the opinions of sheep. Andrew Cuomo
is a snake and a liar. I'm here today to
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is a snake and a liar. I'm here today to
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is a snake and a liar. I'm here today to
endorse Andrew Cuomo. You know, I wake
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endorse Andrew Cuomo. You know, I wake
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endorse Andrew Cuomo. You know, I wake
up in the morning at sometime and look
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up in the morning at sometime and look
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up in the morning at sometime and look
at myself and I get myself defended. I
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at myself and I get myself defended. I
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at myself and I get myself defended. I
am the pilot, folks, and you are all
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am the pilot, folks, and you are all
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am the pilot, folks, and you are all
passengers. Pray for me to land the
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passengers. Pray for me to land the
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passengers. Pray for me to land the
plane cuz there's no parachutes on this
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plane cuz there's no parachutes on this
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plane cuz there's no parachutes on this
plane. We're all going down together if
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plane. We're all going down together if
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plane. We're all going down together if
they like it or not. I'm the mayor. Cuz
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they like it or not. I'm the mayor. Cuz
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they like it or not. I'm the mayor. Cuz
as I go to the next leg of my journey,
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as I go to the next leg of my journey,
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as I go to the next leg of my journey,
I'm leaving you a good city. Don't
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I'm leaving you a good city. Don't
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I'm leaving you a good city. Don't
it up.
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it up.
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it up.
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