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Democratic socialist Zoran Mamani set to
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Democratic socialist Zoran Mamani set to
lead New York City on the 1st of
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lead New York City on the 1st of
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lead New York City on the 1st of
January. An actual communist jihadist. A
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January. An actual communist jihadist. A
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January. An actual communist jihadist. A
literal Karl Marx quoting Americanhating
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literal Karl Marx quoting Americanhating
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literal Karl Marx quoting Americanhating
jihadist.
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jihadist.
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jihadist.
>> Attention New Yorkers. The next stop on
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>> Attention New Yorkers. The next stop on
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>> Attention New Yorkers. The next stop on
this train will be communist
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this train will be communist
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this train will be communist
Afghanistan. What can New Yorkers expect
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Afghanistan. What can New Yorkers expect
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Afghanistan. What can New Yorkers expect
from Mayor Khaled Shake Mao Hammed?
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from Mayor Khaled Shake Mao Hammed?
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from Mayor Khaled Shake Mao Hammed?
Well, I've been watching Fox News for
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Well, I've been watching Fox News for
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Well, I've been watching Fox News for
1,848
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1,848
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1,848
hours straight and I'm ready to foxplain
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hours straight and I'm ready to foxplain
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hours straight and I'm ready to foxplain
Zorhan Miami.
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New York City has had some incredible
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New York City has had some incredible
mayors in the past, like Rudy Giuliani.
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mayors in the past, like Rudy Giuliani.
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mayors in the past, like Rudy Giuliani.
And that's it. End of list. But this new
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And that's it. End of list. But this new
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And that's it. End of list. But this new
mayor, Zultar Mommy Daddy, is every
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mayor, Zultar Mommy Daddy, is every
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mayor, Zultar Mommy Daddy, is every
enemy of America rolled into one.
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enemy of America rolled into one.
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enemy of America rolled into one.
>> He is a socialist.
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>> He is a socialist.
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>> He is a socialist.
>> I refuse to call him socialist. He's
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>> I refuse to call him socialist. He's
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>> I refuse to call him socialist. He's
really a communist.
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really a communist.
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really a communist.
>> He's not only a communist, he's a
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>> He's not only a communist, he's a
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>> He's not only a communist, he's a
jihadist.
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jihadist.
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jihadist.
>> I've categorized him as a terrorist.
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>> I've categorized him as a terrorist.
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>> I've categorized him as a terrorist.
>> Shamani is every bad word that ends in
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>> Shamani is every bad word that ends in
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>> Shamani is every bad word that ends in
is. socialist, communist, jihadist,
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is. socialist, communist, jihadist,
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is. socialist, communist, jihadist,
terrorist, sierist, and worst of all,
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terrorist, sierist, and worst of all,
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terrorist, sierist, and worst of all,
he's a lyricist.
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he's a lyricist.
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he's a lyricist.
>> Go ahead, make a rap for your naughty.
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>> Go ahead, make a rap for your naughty.
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>> Go ahead, make a rap for your naughty.
>> That was awful. He's certainly not as
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>> That was awful. He's certainly not as
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>> That was awful. He's certainly not as
good as any of the rappers I enjoy, like
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good as any of the rappers I enjoy, like
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good as any of the rappers I enjoy, like
Mmore. And that's it. End of list. And
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Mmore. And that's it. End of list. And
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Mmore. And that's it. End of list. And
look, I don't want to bring up 9/11, but
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look, I don't want to bring up 9/11, but
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look, I don't want to bring up 9/11, but
the Democrats have given me no choice.
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the Democrats have given me no choice.
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the Democrats have given me no choice.
>> Fewer than 25 years removed from 9/11.
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>> Fewer than 25 years removed from 9/11.
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>> Fewer than 25 years removed from 9/11.
If you would have told me 24 years after
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If you would have told me 24 years after
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If you would have told me 24 years after
9/11 that somebody that was that
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9/11 that somebody that was that
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9/11 that somebody that was that
radicalized would win this dramatically,
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radicalized would win this dramatically,
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radicalized would win this dramatically,
I uh I wouldn't have believed it.
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I uh I wouldn't have believed it.
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I uh I wouldn't have believed it.
>> 24 years after 9/11, 23 years after the
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>> 24 years after 9/11, 23 years after the
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>> 24 years after 9/11, 23 years after the
first anniversary of 9/11, 17 years
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first anniversary of 9/11, 17 years
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first anniversary of 9/11, 17 years
after the theatrical release of You
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after the theatrical release of You
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after the theatrical release of You
Don't Mess with the Zohan, you're
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Don't Mess with the Zohan, you're
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Don't Mess with the Zohan, you're
messing with the Zoran. And look, I
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messing with the Zoran. And look, I
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messing with the Zoran. And look, I
don't mean to trivialize that horrible
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don't mean to trivialize that horrible
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don't mean to trivialize that horrible
day, but bringing up one of America's
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day, but bringing up one of America's
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day, but bringing up one of America's
greatest tragedies to score cheap
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greatest tragedies to score cheap
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greatest tragedies to score cheap
political points is our duty as
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political points is our duty as
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political points is our duty as
Americans. But even more than anger,
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Americans. But even more than anger,
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Americans. But even more than anger,
this election makes me sad.
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this election makes me sad.
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this election makes me sad.
>> You can't imagine how disappointed I am.
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>> You can't imagine how disappointed I am.
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>> You can't imagine how disappointed I am.
It's a very, very sad night.
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It's a very, very sad night.
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It's a very, very sad night.
>> I have friends of mine in New York. My
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>> I have friends of mine in New York. My
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>> I have friends of mine in New York. My
phone is blowing up. They are officially
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phone is blowing up. They are officially
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phone is blowing up. They are officially
depressed and scared.
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depressed and scared.
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depressed and scared.
>> Sean Hannity's friends are going through
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>> Sean Hannity's friends are going through
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>> Sean Hannity's friends are going through
it. They are depressed. They are scared.
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it. They are depressed. They are scared.
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it. They are depressed. They are scared.
They are behind on child support. Oh, I
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They are behind on child support. Oh, I
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They are behind on child support. Oh, I
just got a text from one of Han's
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just got a text from one of Han's
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just got a text from one of Han's
friends, too. That's a penis.
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friends, too. That's a penis.
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friends, too. That's a penis.
Republicans are the party of strong
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Republicans are the party of strong
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Republicans are the party of strong
alpha males, and someone is making them
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alpha males, and someone is making them
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alpha males, and someone is making them
cry like little babies with wet little
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cry like little babies with wet little
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cry like little babies with wet little
diapos. And look, we all know that right
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diapos. And look, we all know that right
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diapos. And look, we all know that right
now New York is a conservative utopia
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now New York is a conservative utopia
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now New York is a conservative utopia
that Republicans have never ever
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that Republicans have never ever
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that Republicans have never ever
complained about. Not once, not one
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complained about. Not once, not one
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complained about. Not once, not one
time. But now all that is over.
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time. But now all that is over.
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time. But now all that is over.
>> I am so glad I don't live there now.
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>> I am so glad I don't live there now.
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>> I am so glad I don't live there now.
That city is going to go straight down
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That city is going to go straight down
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That city is going to go straight down
the tubes.
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the tubes.
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the tubes.
>> His win still sets the stage for a large
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>> His win still sets the stage for a large
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>> His win still sets the stage for a large
mass exodus out of New York. We lost New
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mass exodus out of New York. We lost New
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mass exodus out of New York. We lost New
York. It will be completely Muslim in
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York. It will be completely Muslim in
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York. It will be completely Muslim in
three or four years.
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three or four years.
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three or four years.
>> You can tell people what how many loaves
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>> You can tell people what how many loaves
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>> You can tell people what how many loaves
of bread we can have in New York City.
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of bread we can have in New York City.
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of bread we can have in New York City.
It is ludicrous.
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It is ludicrous.
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It is ludicrous.
>> Tell New Yorkers how many loaves of
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>> Tell New Yorkers how many loaves of
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>> Tell New Yorkers how many loaves of
bread they can have at the Times Square
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bread they can have at the Times Square
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bread they can have at the Times Square
Olive Garden. The bread is unlimited and
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Olive Garden. The bread is unlimited and
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Olive Garden. The bread is unlimited and
in stick form. Hey, hey, listen up. A
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in stick form. Hey, hey, listen up. A
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in stick form. Hey, hey, listen up. A
million people will leave New York.
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million people will leave New York.
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million people will leave New York.
Apartments will be vacant. Landlords
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Apartments will be vacant. Landlords
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Apartments will be vacant. Landlords
will have to lower the rents, making
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will have to lower the rents, making
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will have to lower the rents, making
housing more affordable, which is bad.
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housing more affordable, which is bad.
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housing more affordable, which is bad.
Hey, Zultar Puff Daddy. How about
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Hey, Zultar Puff Daddy. How about
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Hey, Zultar Puff Daddy. How about
instead of focusing on ridiculous
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instead of focusing on ridiculous
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instead of focusing on ridiculous
giveaways like free buses, you focus on
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giveaways like free buses, you focus on
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giveaways like free buses, you focus on
achievable policy goals like acquiring
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achievable policy goals like acquiring
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achievable policy goals like acquiring
Greenland? So, listen up Zoom call mom
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Greenland? So, listen up Zoom call mom
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Greenland? So, listen up Zoom call mom
Donnie. If you think you're going to
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Donnie. If you think you're going to
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Donnie. If you think you're going to
impose Sharia communism in New York,
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impose Sharia communism in New York,
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impose Sharia communism in New York,
then I got a message for you from Sean
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then I got a message for you from Sean
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then I got a message for you from Sean
Hannity's scared depressed friend.
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Hannity's scared depressed friend.
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Hannity's scared depressed friend.
That's another penis.
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