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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:12:14,985 --> 00:12:16,195 Hello! 2 00:12:17,487 --> 00:12:19,031 You okay? 3 00:12:19,948 --> 00:12:22,117 Sorry, we didn't mean to startle you. 4 00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:27,956 We wouldn't have intruded but, if you don't mind us saying, 5 00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:30,375 maybe you could slow down and take a break. 6 00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:33,337 You've been at it for two hours straight. 7 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:35,047 You people are spying on me. 8 00:12:35,130 --> 00:12:37,216 Oh, no. You just happened to be outdoors this morning. 9 00:12:37,299 --> 00:12:40,677 How? Where? Where are you watching me from? 10 00:12:40,761 --> 00:12:43,138 - An MQ-9 Reaper. - A what? 11 00:12:43,805 --> 00:12:45,849 It's an Air Force drone. It's… 12 00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:52,523 I don't see anything. 13 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:58,403 Yeah, no, you wouldn't really. It's way up at 40,000 feet. 14 00:12:58,987 --> 00:13:00,864 It's not dangerous. It's not even armed. 15 00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:05,536 Sorry. Bad idea. It's leaving. 16 00:13:07,996 --> 00:13:11,375 Please? We'd feel so much better if you'd hydrate. 17 00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:12,960 What's in it? 18 00:13:13,627 --> 00:13:14,670 Water. 19 00:13:14,753 --> 00:13:17,673 And what else? Something that's gonna make me turn into one of you? 20 00:13:18,257 --> 00:13:20,717 No, we're months away from knowing how to do that. 21 00:13:25,347 --> 00:13:27,307 Jarmell Gurky says it's okay. 22 00:13:27,391 --> 00:13:28,976 Who is Jarmell Gurky? 23 00:13:29,059 --> 00:13:32,187 He's a bottling line supervisor in Winston-Salem. 24 00:13:32,271 --> 00:13:34,523 He was running the second shift at the Aquafina plant 25 00:13:34,606 --> 00:13:36,316 when this got filled on May 8th. 26 00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:39,820 To the best of his knowledge, it's just good clean water. 27 00:13:42,656 --> 00:13:44,908 Why are you standing in my yard talking 28 00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:47,536 about whatever the fuck it is you're talking about? 29 00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:49,496 Who are you? 30 00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:52,249 Someone we thought you might like. 31 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,501 Not so much. No. 32 00:13:54,585 --> 00:13:56,295 Sorry about that, Carol. 33 00:13:56,378 --> 00:13:59,006 Regardless, you are on the verge of heat exhaustion, 34 00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:02,968 and that's the opinion of every medical doctor on Earth. 35 00:14:04,803 --> 00:14:05,804 How about it? 36 00:14:37,419 --> 00:14:39,630 You have water in the house. Please drink some. 37 00:14:40,631 --> 00:14:41,924 And maybe pace yourself. 38 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:45,886 We can see we're upsetting you. 39 00:15:01,527 --> 00:15:02,528 Wait. 40 00:15:02,611 --> 00:15:03,612 Stop. 41 00:15:13,038 --> 00:15:14,957 You're gonna need a pickax by the way. 42 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:17,000 There's a lot of volcanic rock in that soil. 43 00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:21,380 Your neighbor Martin at 1204 has one in his garage, along with a sun hat and 44 00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:22,965 work gloves. 45 00:15:28,303 --> 00:15:29,888 Wait right here. Don't move. 46 00:15:53,537 --> 00:15:55,163 What the hell is this? 47 00:15:56,582 --> 00:15:59,126 Are you supposed to be my character Raban? Why? 48 00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:02,212 If we chose poorly, we apologize. 49 00:16:03,046 --> 00:16:04,882 We just want you to be happy. 50 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:06,466 Why Raban as a woman? 51 00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:13,182 My original version of him was a her. 52 00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:15,184 But I talked myself out of it. 53 00:16:17,311 --> 00:16:18,979 And we never told anyone. 54 00:16:20,355 --> 00:16:22,816 Helen and I were the only ones who knew. 55 00:16:26,862 --> 00:16:28,322 So if you can't read minds-- 56 00:16:28,405 --> 00:16:32,409 Carol, you may find this hard to believe but yesterday 57 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:36,413 was the greatest day in the history of humanity. 58 00:16:37,122 --> 00:16:38,123 Helen thought so too. 59 00:16:38,207 --> 00:16:40,626 No. Helen is not one of you. 60 00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:42,794 She joined us before she passed. 61 00:16:42,878 --> 00:16:44,922 She's gone but all of her thoughts, 62 00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:46,590 her memories, they're right here. 63 00:16:49,009 --> 00:16:50,636 Should we tell you how much she loved you? 64 00:16:50,719 --> 00:16:53,430 You bunch of ghouls! 65 00:16:54,264 --> 00:16:58,769 You are a goddamn bunch of grave-robbing psychopaths! 66 00:16:59,728 --> 00:17:02,022 You are the reason she is dead! 67 00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:03,690 And now you're gonna speak for her? 68 00:17:03,774 --> 00:17:07,402 Fuck you! Fuck every single one of you! 69 00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:22,960 Oh, jeez. 70 00:17:33,387 --> 00:17:34,388 Hello? 71 00:17:35,931 --> 00:17:37,558 Anybody? 72 00:17:39,685 --> 00:17:40,894 Is anybody there? 73 00:17:40,978 --> 00:17:42,771 Hello? Are you still there? 74 00:17:47,526 --> 00:17:48,527 Fuck. 75 00:18:26,023 --> 00:18:27,024 Shit. 76 00:18:29,443 --> 00:18:30,861 Shit. 77 00:18:43,624 --> 00:18:46,418 Jesus Christ! What's… 78 00:18:47,503 --> 00:18:48,504 Okay. 79 00:18:52,841 --> 00:18:55,052 What… Oh, my God, I… 80 00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:56,386 Hang on. 81 00:18:56,470 --> 00:18:58,222 Here we go. Here we go. 82 00:18:58,305 --> 00:19:00,349 Okay. I'm gonna bring you down. 83 00:19:00,432 --> 00:19:02,392 All right. Down, down, down! 84 00:19:02,476 --> 00:19:05,437 Shit! Sorry. Sorry. 85 00:19:06,063 --> 00:19:07,064 Hang on. 86 00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:09,525 No, no. No, no. No. What… 87 00:19:10,734 --> 00:19:12,069 Turn, turn, turn, turn, turn. 88 00:19:13,570 --> 00:19:15,572 No, no. Come on, come on. 89 00:19:15,656 --> 00:19:17,157 Fucking piece of shit! 90 00:19:21,411 --> 00:19:23,413 Down, down, down, down. Down. 91 00:19:24,790 --> 00:19:26,416 Goddamn it! 92 00:19:30,796 --> 00:19:33,257 Fuck. Come on. Fucking shit… 93 00:19:34,758 --> 00:19:36,093 - Carol? - Fu-- 94 00:19:37,469 --> 00:19:40,848 We can take it from here, if you like. 95 00:19:42,891 --> 00:19:45,310 I was just trying to… 96 00:19:45,394 --> 00:19:46,979 We know, Carol. 97 00:19:48,146 --> 00:19:49,147 We're all right. 98 00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:52,734 Thank you. 99 00:20:59,718 --> 00:21:01,887 Hi, Carol. How may we help you? 100 00:21:02,513 --> 00:21:04,348 The pirate lady can come back if she wants. 101 00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:06,266 Absolutely. She'll be right over. 102 00:21:06,350 --> 00:21:07,476 Is there anything else we can… 103 00:21:54,439 --> 00:21:55,607 Carol? 104 00:21:59,027 --> 00:22:02,781 Was that me? Did I make everybody freeze like that? 105 00:22:04,449 --> 00:22:06,285 We're affected by your emotions. 106 00:22:07,035 --> 00:22:08,036 The negative ones, 107 00:22:08,120 --> 00:22:12,040 if they're directed right at us, they can be a little tough to take. 108 00:22:13,876 --> 00:22:16,461 So, how many people did I hurt just now? 109 00:22:16,545 --> 00:22:19,631 Oh, please. That is not how you should look at this. Not at all. 110 00:22:20,757 --> 00:22:21,758 Did anybody die? 111 00:22:28,765 --> 00:22:29,766 How many? 112 00:22:35,230 --> 00:22:37,774 Worldwide? It's a few. 113 00:22:39,776 --> 00:22:40,903 Dozens? 114 00:22:45,324 --> 00:22:46,575 Hundreds? 115 00:23:58,105 --> 00:24:00,774 There is a quicker way if you're open to it? 116 00:25:27,277 --> 00:25:30,739 The astronauts up in the space station, are they like you? 117 00:25:32,366 --> 00:25:33,367 They are. 118 00:25:34,284 --> 00:25:35,536 They're on their way back. 119 00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:42,167 And everybody at the South Pole and on nuclear submarines? 120 00:25:44,169 --> 00:25:46,421 Missile silos? Area 51? 121 00:25:46,505 --> 00:25:47,506 Yes. 122 00:25:48,799 --> 00:25:51,218 We made a point of reaching them early on. 123 00:25:51,969 --> 00:25:53,679 That's kind of the best way to do it. 124 00:25:54,596 --> 00:25:57,057 How many people like me in the world did you say? 125 00:25:57,140 --> 00:25:58,308 Eleven others? 126 00:25:58,392 --> 00:26:00,602 Actually, now there are 12. 127 00:26:01,186 --> 00:26:05,482 There's a gentleman in Paraguay whom we became aware of this morning. 128 00:26:06,942 --> 00:26:09,278 Were any of them hurt today when I… 129 00:26:11,905 --> 00:26:13,240 Did any of them get hurt? 130 00:26:14,116 --> 00:26:16,118 There was just one minor injury. 131 00:26:17,202 --> 00:26:19,997 Mostly there was consternation. 132 00:26:20,789 --> 00:26:22,124 They're okay. 133 00:26:27,796 --> 00:26:29,965 These 12, how many speak English? 134 00:26:30,632 --> 00:26:33,135 Five either as a second or third language. 135 00:26:33,218 --> 00:26:35,137 I want to meet those five. 136 00:26:35,220 --> 00:26:38,348 Communication wouldn't be an issue for the 13 of you. 137 00:26:38,432 --> 00:26:39,933 - We can translate. - Nope. 138 00:26:40,851 --> 00:26:42,311 Just the English speakers. 139 00:26:42,895 --> 00:26:44,354 We'll have to ask their permission. 140 00:26:44,438 --> 00:26:45,689 Fine. Ask. 141 00:26:46,773 --> 00:26:48,025 The sooner the better. 142 00:26:55,115 --> 00:26:58,660 Oh, shit. No, no, no, no, no, no. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey. Hey! 143 00:26:58,744 --> 00:27:00,913 Are you there? Can you hear me? 144 00:27:00,996 --> 00:27:01,997 We can hear you. 145 00:27:04,583 --> 00:27:05,834 All five say yes. 146 00:28:01,306 --> 00:28:03,350 How you doin' back here, Carol? 147 00:28:03,433 --> 00:28:05,686 - Is there anything that we can get you? - I'm good. 148 00:28:06,311 --> 00:28:07,312 Just… 149 00:28:09,898 --> 00:28:12,359 You're more than welcome to sit up front with us, if you'd like. 150 00:28:12,442 --> 00:28:14,027 You could take the controls. 151 00:28:14,570 --> 00:28:15,863 It's fun. 152 00:28:15,946 --> 00:28:20,200 Who's flying this thing? That gal from TGI Fridays? 153 00:28:21,034 --> 00:28:22,369 Maybe just concentrate on her. 154 00:28:24,162 --> 00:28:26,665 Well, let us know if there's anything you need. 155 00:28:36,383 --> 00:28:40,387 Carol, this gathering today, we have high hopes for it. 156 00:28:40,470 --> 00:28:41,471 Great. 157 00:28:42,723 --> 00:28:47,186 - But? - But, as we say, your lives are your own. 158 00:28:49,021 --> 00:28:50,063 Which means what? 159 00:28:51,565 --> 00:28:53,567 We can't really protect you from one another. 160 00:28:58,113 --> 00:29:00,407 We'll be landing in Bilbao in 40 minutes. 161 00:29:33,815 --> 00:29:35,526 - Where did you come from? - Did you have to travel far? 162 00:29:35,609 --> 00:29:37,528 - Oh, yeah. I had a good time. Yes. - Peru. 163 00:29:37,611 --> 00:29:39,112 - And you? - China. 164 00:29:39,196 --> 00:29:41,198 I have some pictures. It's very beautiful. 165 00:29:45,953 --> 00:29:49,039 Yes. It's my first time outside of my country. 166 00:29:50,916 --> 00:29:51,917 It was a bit long. 167 00:30:13,772 --> 00:30:16,859 Would it be acceptable to everyone if we continue in English? 168 00:30:16,942 --> 00:30:17,943 - Yeah. - Of course. 169 00:30:18,026 --> 00:30:19,361 - Sure. - Wonderful. 170 00:30:21,947 --> 00:30:23,448 Sorry. I was just in the… 171 00:30:26,952 --> 00:30:27,995 Doesn't matter. 172 00:30:28,871 --> 00:30:29,872 Hi. 173 00:30:30,581 --> 00:30:32,958 Hi. I'm Carol. 174 00:30:33,834 --> 00:30:36,211 Hello. Otgonbayar. 175 00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:38,046 Pleased to meet you. 176 00:30:38,130 --> 00:30:39,339 Otgonbayar. 177 00:30:39,423 --> 00:30:42,134 - Otgonbayar. - Otgonbayar. Okay. Pleased to meet you. 178 00:30:43,510 --> 00:30:45,846 My name is Xiu Mei. Hello. 179 00:30:45,929 --> 00:30:47,764 Hello, Xiu Mei. 180 00:30:47,848 --> 00:30:49,057 I'm Carol. 181 00:30:50,976 --> 00:30:52,269 Kusimayu. 182 00:30:52,352 --> 00:30:54,521 Kusimayu, that's a lovely name. 183 00:30:54,605 --> 00:30:56,607 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 184 00:30:57,232 --> 00:30:58,358 And… 185 00:30:59,484 --> 00:31:00,736 I'm Laxmi. 186 00:31:01,486 --> 00:31:02,487 Laxmi. 187 00:31:03,572 --> 00:31:06,408 Great to meet you. Great to meet all of you. 188 00:31:08,994 --> 00:31:13,415 Wow. Just… Wow, right? 189 00:31:15,167 --> 00:31:16,335 This is such a relief. 190 00:31:25,552 --> 00:31:27,679 Do you know who these guys are? 191 00:31:27,763 --> 00:31:29,389 Hello, Carol. 192 00:31:29,473 --> 00:31:30,807 We're family members. 193 00:31:30,891 --> 00:31:33,727 This individual is Byamba, Otgonbayar's daughter. 194 00:31:34,311 --> 00:31:38,941 Hi, Carol. This individual is Neu Xiansheng, Xiu Mei's husband. 195 00:31:39,024 --> 00:31:41,527 T'ika, Kusimayu's aunt. 196 00:31:41,610 --> 00:31:43,737 Sisa, Kusimayu's cousin. 197 00:31:43,820 --> 00:31:45,781 Aarush, Laxmi's husband. 198 00:31:45,864 --> 00:31:48,825 Padma, mother of Laxmi. And this is… 199 00:31:48,909 --> 00:31:51,036 Ravi, Laxmi's nine-year-old son. 200 00:31:51,787 --> 00:31:53,705 We're very pleased to meet you, Carol. 201 00:31:55,707 --> 00:31:57,918 Yep. Yep, yep, yep. 202 00:31:58,001 --> 00:31:59,002 Yep. 203 00:32:03,340 --> 00:32:04,341 Wait a second. 204 00:32:04,424 --> 00:32:06,969 Including me, I thought there was supposed to be six of us. 205 00:32:07,052 --> 00:32:08,428 I only count five. 206 00:32:09,179 --> 00:32:12,474 Number six is a gentleman from Mauritania. 207 00:32:12,558 --> 00:32:16,103 He requested a specific aircraft which took a bit longer. 208 00:32:17,145 --> 00:32:21,149 Mister Koumba Diabaté invites you aboard his plane once it arrives. 209 00:32:21,650 --> 00:32:24,069 He thinks it'll prove suitable for your gathering. 210 00:32:55,642 --> 00:32:58,604 Hello, hello! 211 00:33:03,275 --> 00:33:04,693 Bienvenue à bord! 212 00:33:25,839 --> 00:33:27,716 It was available to whoever asked. 213 00:33:35,766 --> 00:33:38,018 Bonjour, enchanté. 214 00:33:38,101 --> 00:33:39,561 I am Koumba Diabaté. 215 00:33:39,645 --> 00:33:42,147 Bonjour. Carol Sturka. Nice plane. 216 00:33:44,274 --> 00:33:48,028 Je suis ravi de vous avoir à bord. 217 00:33:49,196 --> 00:33:50,989 Welcome to Spain, Mr. Diabaté. 218 00:33:51,073 --> 00:33:55,077 We hope your flight was most pleasant. 219 00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:57,746 How could it be otherwise? 220 00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:02,709 But please tell me, what brings you aboard Air Force Koumba? 221 00:34:03,544 --> 00:34:05,587 She was available to whoever asked. 222 00:34:08,172 --> 00:34:09,800 Welcome aboard, Carol. 223 00:34:13,011 --> 00:34:14,554 This plane has upstairs. 224 00:34:18,934 --> 00:34:20,143 Yeah. 225 00:34:20,226 --> 00:34:25,815 This they call the "nuclear football." With it, one could blow up the world. 226 00:34:27,317 --> 00:34:29,652 I am joking. I do not think it works anymore. 227 00:34:29,735 --> 00:34:30,737 But don't drop it! 228 00:34:31,487 --> 00:34:32,489 Again, a joke. 229 00:34:32,572 --> 00:34:34,574 - Heavy. - Which is fitting. 230 00:34:34,658 --> 00:34:37,286 Anything capable of blowing up the world needs to have some heft to it, 231 00:34:37,369 --> 00:34:38,370 don't you think? 232 00:34:46,420 --> 00:34:48,005 Excuse me, excuse me. 233 00:34:49,505 --> 00:34:51,049 That was my first question to them. 234 00:34:51,550 --> 00:34:53,719 Hey, guys! Excuse me. 235 00:34:55,344 --> 00:34:56,346 Everyone? 236 00:34:57,222 --> 00:35:00,142 May we have your attention? Please? 237 00:35:03,187 --> 00:35:04,730 Thank you very much. 238 00:35:07,024 --> 00:35:09,735 So… I think we're all good here. 239 00:35:11,236 --> 00:35:16,408 Family members, beautiful women, pirate lady. 240 00:35:16,491 --> 00:35:19,036 You can all just go wait out on the tarmac. 241 00:35:21,747 --> 00:35:23,624 Why should my family have to leave? 242 00:35:23,707 --> 00:35:24,833 Yes, why? 243 00:35:24,917 --> 00:35:28,253 We need to talk amongst ourselves, just the six of us. 244 00:35:28,337 --> 00:35:30,172 That's why we're here, right? 245 00:35:39,389 --> 00:35:40,682 Wait. Pirate lady. 246 00:35:40,766 --> 00:35:45,812 Are there any microphones in here or recording devices? 247 00:35:45,896 --> 00:35:48,398 There's a built-in system that came with the aircraft. 248 00:35:48,482 --> 00:35:50,108 We can make sure it's turned off. 249 00:35:57,449 --> 00:35:59,368 I did not know that was there. 250 00:35:59,451 --> 00:36:00,869 You have complete privacy. 251 00:36:01,495 --> 00:36:02,829 Call us if you need us. 252 00:36:20,389 --> 00:36:21,974 Actually, if you recall, 253 00:36:22,057 --> 00:36:24,059 Harrison Ford never rode in the escape pod 254 00:36:24,142 --> 00:36:25,853 which I thought was a clever gambit. 255 00:36:25,936 --> 00:36:27,980 - He stayed behind in the cargo hold. - So, 256 00:36:28,063 --> 00:36:29,690 what are we gonna do about this? 257 00:36:35,946 --> 00:36:41,618 Anyone have any training in biology? Or genetics? 258 00:36:45,706 --> 00:36:47,499 Anybody a doctor? A medical doctor? 259 00:36:50,794 --> 00:36:54,006 Any backgrounds in science? Of any kind? 260 00:36:58,886 --> 00:37:00,888 Anybody build a volcano? 261 00:37:10,898 --> 00:37:11,982 All right. 262 00:37:14,568 --> 00:37:15,819 I don't know how we do this. 263 00:37:17,196 --> 00:37:18,780 I don't know where we begin. 264 00:37:19,656 --> 00:37:20,657 But 265 00:37:21,742 --> 00:37:22,951 it's up to us now. 266 00:37:24,203 --> 00:37:26,747 The future of humanity is in our hands. 267 00:37:26,830 --> 00:37:29,666 As scary as that sounds, it is. 268 00:37:29,750 --> 00:37:33,170 It is up to us to put the world right. 269 00:37:41,303 --> 00:37:42,304 Why? 270 00:37:44,890 --> 00:37:46,725 Why save the world? Is that… 271 00:37:46,808 --> 00:37:48,685 Wait, is… That's your question? 272 00:37:48,769 --> 00:37:50,229 Why does the world need saving? 273 00:37:51,146 --> 00:37:53,649 At present, the situation seems very nice. 274 00:37:54,858 --> 00:37:57,569 Cool plane. Really. 275 00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:00,447 Meanwhile, everybody everywhere else 276 00:38:00,531 --> 00:38:03,867 has turned into some kind of fucking pod person. Right? 277 00:38:03,951 --> 00:38:06,078 And it does not matter how nice they are to us 278 00:38:06,161 --> 00:38:10,082 or how many supermodels they send to peel our grapes and jerk us off, 279 00:38:10,165 --> 00:38:14,962 that does not change the fact that this is not right. 280 00:38:15,045 --> 00:38:17,005 I've seen this movie. 281 00:38:17,965 --> 00:38:19,466 We've all seen this movie. 282 00:38:19,550 --> 00:38:21,635 And we know it does not end well. 283 00:38:22,678 --> 00:38:25,848 Are you the one who lost her temper and made them all stop moving? 284 00:38:30,477 --> 00:38:33,188 When you did this, I was in an automobile. 285 00:38:33,772 --> 00:38:35,274 My grandfather was driving. 286 00:38:36,149 --> 00:38:39,361 The automobile crashed, and my grandfather died. 287 00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:44,241 I'm… 288 00:38:45,951 --> 00:38:47,786 I'm sorry. I didn't… 289 00:38:47,870 --> 00:38:49,705 She not know they do that. 290 00:38:50,330 --> 00:38:51,582 Nobody know. 291 00:38:53,208 --> 00:38:55,252 And it won't happen again. 292 00:38:56,461 --> 00:38:58,338 I don't know. You seem very angry. 293 00:38:59,923 --> 00:39:02,050 I'm very sorry you lost your grandfather. 294 00:39:03,343 --> 00:39:05,554 But the rest of your family waiting outside, 295 00:39:07,181 --> 00:39:08,765 you've lost them too. 296 00:39:09,766 --> 00:39:11,310 Everybody understands that, right? 297 00:39:11,393 --> 00:39:15,522 Your husbands, wives, parents, children… 298 00:39:15,606 --> 00:39:17,357 They're not them anymore. 299 00:39:17,441 --> 00:39:19,484 My child is still my child. 300 00:39:19,568 --> 00:39:20,611 Very much so. 301 00:39:20,694 --> 00:39:22,446 That cute little boy we just met? 302 00:39:22,529 --> 00:39:26,200 The one who can perform open-heart surgery and fly the space shuttle? 303 00:39:26,283 --> 00:39:27,576 Yep, he's right as rain. 304 00:39:27,659 --> 00:39:29,077 You listen. 305 00:39:29,161 --> 00:39:30,829 That is my child out there. 306 00:39:30,913 --> 00:39:33,874 He is also your prime minister, 307 00:39:33,957 --> 00:39:37,794 some guy you dated in high school, your gynecologist. Think about that. 308 00:39:37,878 --> 00:39:40,297 You… You are a horrible person. 309 00:39:40,380 --> 00:39:42,466 Okay, who is the angry one now? Hmm? 310 00:39:42,549 --> 00:39:44,676 Guys, I'm not looking for a fight here. 311 00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:47,387 I'm just trying to make a point that this whole thing… 312 00:39:49,389 --> 00:39:50,849 We have to do something. 313 00:39:50,933 --> 00:39:52,142 Do what? 314 00:39:57,940 --> 00:40:00,651 I am not convinced things are as bad as you say. 315 00:40:04,863 --> 00:40:08,325 As we speak, no one is being robbed or murdered. 316 00:40:09,368 --> 00:40:10,661 No one is in prison. 317 00:40:12,037 --> 00:40:16,375 The color of one's skin, by all accounts, now meaningless. 318 00:40:17,584 --> 00:40:21,088 All zoos are empty. All dogs are off their chains. 319 00:40:23,674 --> 00:40:25,300 Peace on earth. 320 00:40:27,636 --> 00:40:29,221 Assuming that's even true… 321 00:40:31,181 --> 00:40:34,560 Ask yourselves what's been lost. 322 00:40:38,438 --> 00:40:39,982 Why zoos are empty? 323 00:40:40,065 --> 00:40:43,277 They emptied them. Everywhere. 324 00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:45,195 They let loose all the animal. 325 00:40:45,279 --> 00:40:47,823 Beijing Zoo is near my house. 326 00:40:48,448 --> 00:40:53,370 I look outside, I see giraffe eat all the leaf off my tree. 327 00:40:53,453 --> 00:40:58,709 I say, "Shoo. Shoo. Go. Go." It do not listen to me. 328 00:41:01,170 --> 00:41:06,341 I tell you this. I do not give away my dog. 329 00:41:07,801 --> 00:41:10,762 Apparently, when it came to the lions and the tigers, 330 00:41:10,846 --> 00:41:12,806 they suffered quite a few maulings. 331 00:41:12,890 --> 00:41:15,309 Can we just stick with talking about the people? 332 00:41:17,603 --> 00:41:21,481 What's going to happen when they figure out how to turn us into them? 333 00:41:23,609 --> 00:41:24,985 That is what I want. 334 00:41:26,904 --> 00:41:28,447 I want to be with my aunt. 335 00:41:28,530 --> 00:41:30,407 I want to be with my cousin. 336 00:41:31,366 --> 00:41:35,370 Oh, honey. No, you don't. You may think you do, but you don't. 337 00:41:35,454 --> 00:41:36,580 Don't tell her how to think. 338 00:41:36,663 --> 00:41:39,249 Could you just… Please. 339 00:41:40,584 --> 00:41:41,585 Look, 340 00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:44,713 I know you are… 341 00:41:46,590 --> 00:41:51,094 lonely and scared and this whole thing… 342 00:41:53,388 --> 00:41:55,307 is terribly confusing. 343 00:41:57,935 --> 00:41:59,269 Believe me, I know. 344 00:42:01,271 --> 00:42:03,106 But everything about you that's you, 345 00:42:03,774 --> 00:42:08,195 everything that is personal and individual and special… 346 00:42:08,278 --> 00:42:12,991 If we let this happen, you won't have that anymore. 347 00:42:14,785 --> 00:42:16,870 I'll have it. I'll share it. 348 00:42:16,954 --> 00:42:18,247 What did they tell you? 349 00:42:19,164 --> 00:42:20,374 What kind of promises did they make? 350 00:42:20,457 --> 00:42:21,583 No promise. 351 00:42:22,251 --> 00:42:24,086 They only tell me what it's like. 352 00:42:25,504 --> 00:42:27,965 You don't think it sounds wonderful? 353 00:42:30,467 --> 00:42:32,135 You don't ask them what it's like? 354 00:42:32,928 --> 00:42:33,929 No. 355 00:42:34,012 --> 00:42:36,265 How could you not ask them what it's like? 356 00:42:36,348 --> 00:42:38,851 Raise your hand if you asked them. 357 00:42:41,019 --> 00:42:45,607 You sit there and you tell us we must do this, we must do that. 358 00:42:45,691 --> 00:42:47,734 But you don't even bother to educate yourself. 359 00:42:47,818 --> 00:42:50,112 Why should we listen to anything you say? 360 00:42:51,154 --> 00:42:54,074 Because I'm smart enough to know you don't ask a drug dealer 361 00:42:54,157 --> 00:42:55,951 to describe their heroin. 362 00:42:56,618 --> 00:42:59,788 Now, what are we gonna do here? 363 00:43:00,497 --> 00:43:02,457 I'm open to suggestions. 364 00:43:08,589 --> 00:43:09,590 Who's hungry? 365 00:43:11,508 --> 00:43:13,719 I, myself, am famished. 366 00:43:21,643 --> 00:43:23,187 Hello, good people. 367 00:43:23,770 --> 00:43:26,481 We are interested in lunch! 368 00:43:42,706 --> 00:43:44,124 Voilà. 369 00:43:47,628 --> 00:43:48,629 Is this… 370 00:43:50,964 --> 00:43:52,674 Poulet Yassa! 371 00:43:54,301 --> 00:43:55,552 Incroyable. 372 00:44:01,517 --> 00:44:05,437 Exactly like my tantine Awa made it when I was a child! 373 00:44:06,939 --> 00:44:09,024 However, and I'm not complaining mind you… 374 00:44:09,107 --> 00:44:10,609 I did order lobster. 375 00:44:10,692 --> 00:44:11,860 We apologize. 376 00:44:11,944 --> 00:44:16,782 We searched a wide radius, but the only lobster currently available is live. 377 00:44:18,408 --> 00:44:20,118 We don't kill. 378 00:44:22,079 --> 00:44:23,622 Not even a lobster? 379 00:44:25,415 --> 00:44:29,086 Your chicken, fish, beef, veggies are the freshest 380 00:44:29,169 --> 00:44:30,963 we could find in the local markets. 381 00:44:31,547 --> 00:44:33,423 We do hope you enjoy. 382 00:44:54,736 --> 00:44:56,530 So, you are vegetarian? 383 00:44:58,365 --> 00:45:00,117 That would be our preference, yes. 384 00:45:01,326 --> 00:45:03,161 What if I wanted escargot? 385 00:45:03,245 --> 00:45:05,080 Surely you can kill snails. 386 00:45:05,163 --> 00:45:06,373 No. 387 00:45:06,456 --> 00:45:07,916 A wasp even? 388 00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:11,587 If it's about to sting, you don't… 389 00:45:11,670 --> 00:45:12,671 kill it? 390 00:45:12,754 --> 00:45:13,755 No. 391 00:45:14,423 --> 00:45:16,258 What if you step on tiny… 392 00:45:17,551 --> 00:45:18,552 Insect. 393 00:45:18,635 --> 00:45:21,096 If you step on tiny insect by accident? 394 00:45:21,180 --> 00:45:22,639 We try not to. 395 00:45:22,723 --> 00:45:25,100 We can't purposely end life. 396 00:45:25,184 --> 00:45:26,393 It's not in our nature. 397 00:45:26,476 --> 00:45:30,606 Well, hip-fuckin'-hooray for you. 398 00:45:38,947 --> 00:45:42,659 They won't step on a bug, but they'll enslave an entire planet. 399 00:45:43,452 --> 00:45:45,245 Yeah, that makes sense. 400 00:45:45,329 --> 00:45:48,999 Our joining is very much the antithesis of slavery. 401 00:45:49,082 --> 00:45:50,584 If you're gonna hit me, hit me. 402 00:45:50,667 --> 00:45:51,668 Your "joining"? 403 00:45:52,586 --> 00:45:56,548 All the marketing brains on earth, and that's what you came up with? Wow. 404 00:45:56,632 --> 00:45:58,884 There is a better word for it in Celtiberian. 405 00:45:58,967 --> 00:46:01,887 Well, I don't remember you asking anyone. 406 00:46:02,804 --> 00:46:07,643 I don't recall anybody getting a vote on whether or not they wanted a joining. 407 00:46:08,602 --> 00:46:10,479 We ourselves have no choice. 408 00:46:10,562 --> 00:46:12,856 For us, it's a biological imperative. 409 00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:14,733 Like breathing. 410 00:46:14,816 --> 00:46:19,780 But every time, one comes to understand how wonderful it feels… 411 00:46:19,863 --> 00:46:23,325 How many fucking people died during your wonderful fucking joining? 412 00:46:23,408 --> 00:46:25,827 Must you curse so much? 413 00:46:26,578 --> 00:46:28,247 There is a child present. 414 00:46:30,541 --> 00:46:31,875 I'm sorry, Ravi. 415 00:46:31,959 --> 00:46:32,960 I apologize. 416 00:46:33,043 --> 00:46:34,670 It's quite all right. 417 00:46:35,546 --> 00:46:36,964 Tell me, Ravi. 418 00:46:37,798 --> 00:46:42,511 For a pelvic exam, what kind of speculum do you prefer, metal or plastic? 419 00:46:42,594 --> 00:46:43,595 What? 420 00:46:44,346 --> 00:46:46,139 It would depend. 421 00:46:46,890 --> 00:46:48,851 - Both have their uses. - No, stop it. 422 00:46:48,934 --> 00:46:50,894 But, I mean, you probably wouldn't do a palpation, right? 423 00:46:50,978 --> 00:46:52,646 You know, not with those tiny little fingers. 424 00:46:52,729 --> 00:46:54,231 How dare you? 425 00:46:54,314 --> 00:46:55,983 How many people died? 426 00:46:56,066 --> 00:46:58,527 We didn't intend for anyone to die. 427 00:46:59,152 --> 00:47:01,405 And for the first month, no one did. 428 00:47:01,488 --> 00:47:06,076 We would bring in newcomers individually, thousands every day. 429 00:47:06,159 --> 00:47:08,370 It was all very peaceful. 430 00:47:08,871 --> 00:47:10,706 But, then the military discovered us. 431 00:47:10,789 --> 00:47:14,209 And to avoid even more bloodshed, we had to accelerate the process. 432 00:47:14,293 --> 00:47:15,752 So, how many? 433 00:47:19,339 --> 00:47:22,426 How many people died? 434 00:47:30,809 --> 00:47:36,815 886,477,591. 435 00:47:38,066 --> 00:47:39,943 As of this moment. 436 00:47:41,862 --> 00:47:43,655 Jesus Christ. 437 00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:49,161 Wow… 438 00:47:51,622 --> 00:47:53,373 I guess you gotta break a few eggs, huh? 439 00:47:56,627 --> 00:48:00,297 You killed 11 million. 440 00:48:14,603 --> 00:48:15,604 So… 441 00:48:17,731 --> 00:48:20,734 what if I caught a fish? Hmm? 442 00:48:20,817 --> 00:48:25,239 Or say I procured a chicken or a pig, and I myself did the… 443 00:48:25,948 --> 00:48:27,157 What then? 444 00:48:30,077 --> 00:48:32,746 We would mourn the passing of all these creatures. 445 00:48:34,414 --> 00:48:35,832 But you would cook them for me? 446 00:48:35,916 --> 00:48:37,042 Yes. 447 00:48:37,125 --> 00:48:38,252 Okay. 448 00:48:41,630 --> 00:48:44,216 Are you gonna let her continue like this? 449 00:48:46,093 --> 00:48:47,177 Carol. 450 00:48:47,261 --> 00:48:52,599 After lunch we were thinking you all might like a tour of the Guggenheim. 451 00:48:53,308 --> 00:48:54,810 It's a beautiful museum. 452 00:48:54,893 --> 00:48:56,812 Frank Gehry designed it. 453 00:48:56,895 --> 00:48:58,522 Yeah, Helen talked about it. 454 00:48:58,605 --> 00:49:00,023 It was on our bucket list. 455 00:49:00,649 --> 00:49:02,276 But you already know that, don't you? 456 00:49:03,443 --> 00:49:04,778 All right. 457 00:49:04,862 --> 00:49:06,113 Warm up my plane. 458 00:49:06,196 --> 00:49:07,406 I'm going home. 459 00:49:07,948 --> 00:49:09,867 Good riddance. 460 00:49:23,297 --> 00:49:26,091 You, you, you, you… 461 00:49:27,801 --> 00:49:31,889 and especially you, have the time of your lives. 462 00:49:33,015 --> 00:49:35,309 Enjoy it. Eat, drink and be merry. 463 00:49:35,392 --> 00:49:38,395 Go to the Guggenheim, Disneyland Paris, 464 00:49:38,478 --> 00:49:41,440 wherever else these whacked-out Moonies take you next. 465 00:49:41,523 --> 00:49:44,902 But know this, you are traitors. 466 00:49:46,778 --> 00:49:50,324 You are traitors to the human race! 467 00:50:08,592 --> 00:50:09,593 Carol? 468 00:50:10,802 --> 00:50:12,179 Carol. 469 00:50:12,930 --> 00:50:14,806 Get off… Get off me. 470 00:50:15,807 --> 00:50:17,643 Get off me. 471 00:50:17,726 --> 00:50:21,063 Get the fuck off me! You fucking freaks! 472 00:50:21,146 --> 00:50:22,231 Get the fuck… 473 00:50:22,314 --> 00:50:24,024 Get off! 474 00:50:32,491 --> 00:50:35,452 God, no. No, no, no, no. No. 475 00:50:49,007 --> 00:50:50,217 Ravi? 476 00:50:50,300 --> 00:50:52,678 Ravi. Ravi. 477 00:52:12,883 --> 00:52:14,259 Good morning, Carol. 478 00:52:14,343 --> 00:52:15,761 We hope you slept well. 479 00:52:15,844 --> 00:52:17,346 How are you feeling? 480 00:52:19,556 --> 00:52:21,016 How are you feeling? 481 00:52:21,558 --> 00:52:23,060 We couldn't be better. 482 00:52:23,894 --> 00:52:25,187 Thank you for asking. 483 00:52:26,605 --> 00:52:28,774 May we get you anything? 484 00:52:33,529 --> 00:52:36,240 You got anything to make me stop doing this? 485 00:52:37,324 --> 00:52:39,785 We don't. Sorry. 486 00:52:41,537 --> 00:52:43,163 But how about something to eat? 487 00:52:43,830 --> 00:52:46,834 We can make you some great bacon and eggs. 488 00:52:49,127 --> 00:52:53,632 Remember your trip to The Inn at Little Washington, fall of 1998? 489 00:52:53,715 --> 00:52:57,094 They served that pepper bacon you still talk about. 490 00:52:57,177 --> 00:52:59,012 We flew it in for you. 491 00:52:59,096 --> 00:53:01,557 And your favorite crispy brioche from Les Crayères. 492 00:53:01,640 --> 00:53:05,519 How bad did I screw things up with the other five? 493 00:53:08,397 --> 00:53:09,398 Did they leave? 494 00:53:11,733 --> 00:53:13,151 All but one. 495 00:53:40,429 --> 00:53:44,766 This is the finest martini I have ever tasted. 496 00:53:53,483 --> 00:53:54,818 Good morning, Carol. 497 00:53:56,153 --> 00:53:57,154 Carol. 498 00:53:57,863 --> 00:53:58,864 How are you feeling? 499 00:54:01,033 --> 00:54:04,494 Better than I should for being the biggest mass murderer since Stalin. 500 00:54:04,578 --> 00:54:07,497 I don't think these fine people see it that way. 501 00:54:07,581 --> 00:54:09,041 No. 502 00:54:20,969 --> 00:54:23,138 Please, have a seat. 503 00:54:23,222 --> 00:54:25,265 Some coffee, perhaps? 504 00:54:34,191 --> 00:54:37,236 That Guggenheim is really worth a visit. 505 00:54:37,319 --> 00:54:39,029 Stunning architecture. 506 00:54:39,112 --> 00:54:40,447 You wanted to talk to me? 507 00:54:41,114 --> 00:54:42,115 Yes. 508 00:54:43,617 --> 00:54:46,245 I am headed to Las Vegas, Nevada. 509 00:54:46,328 --> 00:54:48,205 Have you been there? 510 00:54:48,288 --> 00:54:49,915 Looking for hotel recommendations? 511 00:54:49,998 --> 00:54:51,208 No, no, no, no. 512 00:54:51,291 --> 00:54:53,252 I am staying at The Westgate. 513 00:54:53,335 --> 00:54:56,713 I will occupy the penthouse of Mr. Elvis Presley. 514 00:54:56,797 --> 00:54:58,590 Yeah, that sounds about right. 515 00:54:58,674 --> 00:55:00,592 Some say it is haunted by his ghost. 516 00:55:01,218 --> 00:55:02,386 This intrigues me. 517 00:55:02,886 --> 00:55:03,929 Okay. 518 00:55:04,513 --> 00:55:07,307 Well, give Elvis my regards. 519 00:55:07,391 --> 00:55:13,021 And, if it is acceptable to you I wish for Zosia to accompany me. 520 00:55:14,356 --> 00:55:17,234 She suggested I ask. I believe she needs your blessing. 521 00:55:17,317 --> 00:55:18,360 Who's Zosia? 522 00:55:19,862 --> 00:55:21,822 Your chaperone. 523 00:55:25,617 --> 00:55:27,369 Accompany you for what? 524 00:55:33,041 --> 00:55:34,835 Oh, Jesus Christ. 525 00:55:35,377 --> 00:55:37,546 I'm s… What can I say? 526 00:55:37,629 --> 00:55:41,008 In the past day, I've spent time with her, gotten to know her. 527 00:55:41,675 --> 00:55:43,010 Learned her name. 528 00:55:43,886 --> 00:55:45,596 I feel we made a connection. 529 00:55:45,679 --> 00:55:46,889 Can I ask a question? 530 00:55:48,015 --> 00:55:51,810 What is wrong with you? 531 00:55:53,645 --> 00:55:55,439 Is it a medical condition? 532 00:55:55,522 --> 00:55:57,107 That it can't just… 533 00:55:57,191 --> 00:55:59,693 - stay in. - I apologize. 534 00:55:59,776 --> 00:56:01,403 Clearly I have struck a nerve. 535 00:56:02,821 --> 00:56:04,072 If she is your companion… 536 00:56:04,156 --> 00:56:06,742 She's not my anything. None of them are. 537 00:56:06,825 --> 00:56:09,328 They are a bunch of brain-damaged incompetents 538 00:56:09,411 --> 00:56:11,246 but you keep sticking your dick in them. 539 00:56:16,710 --> 00:56:19,671 Zosia, would you join us, please? 540 00:56:29,598 --> 00:56:31,683 Have I behaved in an untoward fashion? 541 00:56:32,476 --> 00:56:35,103 Have I shown you… any of you… 542 00:56:35,812 --> 00:56:40,275 affection that was in any way unwelcome? 543 00:56:42,444 --> 00:56:44,780 For us, affection is always welcome. 544 00:56:47,699 --> 00:56:52,913 Zosia, what is the square root of 46,279? 545 00:56:52,996 --> 00:56:54,540 Okay to round it off? 546 00:56:54,623 --> 00:56:56,583 Just a bit over 215. 547 00:56:57,167 --> 00:56:59,670 I have a strong sense that is correct. 548 00:56:59,753 --> 00:57:02,130 Okay. Let me see if I've got this straight. 549 00:57:02,714 --> 00:57:06,552 Casanova McBoner here wants you to join his harem, 550 00:57:06,635 --> 00:57:10,514 which is hunky-dory with you, provided I give you my permission? 551 00:57:12,975 --> 00:57:14,685 That's your idea of paradise? 552 00:57:15,435 --> 00:57:17,813 - Being used like some sex doll? - Hey. 553 00:57:17,896 --> 00:57:20,107 - And I'm what, your pimp? - That is completely uncalled for. 554 00:57:20,190 --> 00:57:21,483 You're completely uncalled for. 555 00:57:21,567 --> 00:57:23,944 - The entire fucking world is ending… - Carol. 556 00:57:24,027 --> 00:57:25,988 …and instead of doing the right thing and trying to help me, 557 00:57:26,071 --> 00:57:28,907 - you'd rather run around, sticking your-- - Please! The last thing these people need 558 00:57:28,991 --> 00:57:31,159 is you losing your temper. 559 00:57:40,335 --> 00:57:43,922 You wanna go with him… go with him. 560 00:57:47,217 --> 00:57:49,344 Please, work this out yourselves. 561 00:57:50,721 --> 00:57:52,931 - We can't choose. - Yes, you can. 562 00:57:53,473 --> 00:57:55,976 If you can do square roots in your head, you can make choices. 563 00:57:56,894 --> 00:57:59,897 And there's a whole third option, where you just tell us both to piss off. 564 00:58:02,399 --> 00:58:05,402 If we were to choose, it would hurt one of you. 565 00:58:08,780 --> 00:58:09,990 We can't do that. 566 00:58:20,167 --> 00:58:22,878 Perhaps I have not seen the movies you spoke of. 567 00:58:23,921 --> 00:58:28,717 But to me, this does not feel like the end of the world. 568 00:58:39,311 --> 00:58:40,312 Ca-- 569 01:00:07,441 --> 01:00:09,860 Stop! Open the door! 40472

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