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So, what do you reckon Adele Boy's idea of using the NAGS area

as the venue, the prime venue, for the Peckham Porn auditions?

Is it legal, Boise?

Is it legal?

Hey, come on, right?

I don't know, you.

It's just like a little bikini competition, isn't it, Rosemary?

Yeah, just... Well, can I be in it? Let's bikini.

Well, I don't know about that.

Let me have a think.

Oh, you know, I think we can make room for both of you. Yeah.

Now, the thing is, though, with this,

I have agreed that Voices Motors will provide the sponsorship for the

events, haven't I Rodney?

That's right, yes.

And let me tell you, with that sort of wonga behind you,

you could go right at the top, Jemsy. What do you reckon?

Let's do it then.

Right.

What do you say to that? Well, yeah, you know that, boysy.

She who does wins and buys the next round.

But you know what?

While we're all here, and, you know, it's a quiet afternoon, then, you know,

could think about having a pre -audition audition, couldn't we?

Sounds good.

Yeah, you know, see if anybody could be, like, in the running.

I mean, your old man's not out for another two years, is he? No. That's all

right, we've got plenty of time there.

And your old man ain't back from the oil tankers for a while, is he?

No, he's lost at sea. And your old man's not coming back for a while, is he?

Not unless you're a bloody vampire.

Sorry.

She's stopped wearing black now.

Oh, look, we've got the au pair as well.

right then so under Boise sponsorship I declare

the pre -audition round of the Peckham Porn Auditions overt

that's open that is as Del Boy would say

That's a good one.

I think we can work out.

um

Oh.

Amen.

I didn't know.

kind of crazy.

Amen.

My vote for your peck and fawn audition.

Blimey. Nearly in the eye.

Nearly in the eye.

Well, I tell you what, if you blink, no one will ever notice.