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It's not much of a place, is it really?

I mean, it's a location, you know? I mean, if we had to really... It's a bit

kind of... It's a bit northern, isn't it?

Yeah, I get it. Yes, you know, you know.

Ooh, ooh.

It's all Turkish.

Oh, it's so horrible, really.

Yeah.

Well, I suppose they've got some special merchandise and, you know, you know.

sort of thing they eat round here.

No drugs, no vodka.

Hello. Hello.

Hello.

Hello. Hello. Yes.

What's your name?

Gemma. Gemma.

Oh, my name is Gemma. Yes.

Very handy. Yes. So what do you do here?

I just work on the checkout.

Do you organise all the shop things? Yeah, I set the shelves and stuff. And

put up the...

Yes. All that kind of thing.

So, do you like it here?

It's ugly.

It's a bit boring.

It's a bit boring, yes, I can imagine.

It's not really here.

Yeah, there's nobody there. Is there anybody here?

Not really, no.

It's Thursday afternoons, they come in at the bingo just to get... Wow, you

We could introduce ourselves.

I'm Paul Kaplan of Kaplan Models.

agency. Well, international model, global, universal, universal.

And this is my wonderful assistant, Miss Valerie.

Hey, Gemma. Nice to meet you.

Now, her other name is Summer, which means she's hot.

And Miss Valerie specializes in selecting the hottest, hottest, hottest

join our agency. Have a look at you, Gemma.

She's a little overdressed, perhaps, you know, but still.

Hmm. Let's bring her out into the light, basically. The light's better over

here. It's what we do for a living, darling.

Lovely hair.

Do you love the hair?

I just want to be working in this place.

No. What a waste.

Yeah. This is a wonderful dental surgery. I can make it.

No, it's my little joke, you know.

Hmm.

What do you think?

What do you think about living in this place?

Sometimes, yeah.

I think you could be a model.

Really? Yes, yes.

She could.

I'm thinking of, yes.

What sort of things do you think this beautiful young lady would be good at?

Legs, do you think? Legs. She could do leg modelling, I think. Do you think?

Yes. Yes, she could do the legs. Yes, yes.

Hair, do you think?

get her in some hair modeling perhaps yeah she could well i'm not not thinking

about her hair okay um lovely little hands beautiful beautiful

dainty hands that's nice oh she gets right down in the heart of things yeah

um so well i know what you want to have a look at don't you go on she's a

professional do you mind she just helps herself yeah

Not too much, you know, because... Oh, dear.

Oh, I hate this part.

I don't.

You know, I don't like this part.

Oh, yes.

Yeah,

we can offer you a deal.

Really? Definitely.

Yeah, I think so.

Would you like to try one, Miss Valerie?

Would you like to do something a little bit more than just modelling?

Mm -hm.

It's more acting, really.

Oh, really? Yeah, yeah.

You know, I'm not acting.

Yeah.

Although, I have the feeling it's not really acting for you.

Yeah. Oh.

Oh,

no, she's interested now. Oh, dear.

Right. Uh -huh. Mm -hmm.

Mm.

Am I bothering you?

Yes, we all appreciate that. What's going on?

Oh, it's the usual problem.

Hello. Hi, how are you? Hello, good.

I'm Gemma's boyfriend.

Oh, excellent. Lovely, lovely. Nice to meet you. Yes, Mr. Chaplin of Chaplin

Models International, Global and Universal. Nice to meet you. I'm Valerie

Chaplin Models. Nice to meet you, Valerie.

She's the boss, really.

Oh, nice to meet you.

What are you getting up to?

Well, actually, I suppose just for a moment.

Right,

we were just actually looking at this place for a location, weren't we? And we

came across your lovely girlfriend, Gemma, and Valerie's got an eye for

absolute eye for talent, and straight away she thought, well, you know, she

could do something a little more than standing behind a checkout counter.

it seems you're getting into it already.

Well, yes, you know, it's very enthusiastic.

Yes. But I think there's a piece of the puzzle you're missing, you know. What's

that? Because, well, Valerie in particular specialises in collecting our

models. All right. As well, don't you?

Yes. Now... It'll be interesting, casting for us.

Possibly, yes.

You won't get paid for casting. Would that be all right? I won't get paid for

casting. Yes, I know, you won't get paid, but I can casting you myself.

Oh, yeah? Yeah.

Go have a look. You can have a look?

Yeah. Hmm.

Now she's an expert.

She knows what she's talking about, doesn't she?

Well,

yes, you know, we're a bit short of time because we do have the Venezuela

conference call to do in half an hour.

Maybe half an hour.

So we do have to dash off for that. But since we're all here, if we just put

the... We can put the clothes sign up, can't we, for a minute? That'd be all

right, wouldn't it? Yes. So we just put the clothes sign up for a minute. We can

just do a quick casting.

Okay, yeah. How's that? Yeah, are you happy with that? Yeah, that's fine.

Yeah, so that's why we call it a check -out, don't we? Do you like me to cut

or would you like Paul to cut you himself?

I like Paul to cut me. Oh, well, I think we can all help, can't we? Okay, can I

cut your boyfriend?

Yeah.

Oh, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.

Oh, you've made her afternoon, babe, haven't you?

Oh, just a second.

We'd better go and do the sign, hadn't we? Because otherwise anything could

happen. Right, yeah, well done.

Right, go and get that sign up.

I don't think we need to do that.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

I love you.

Beckett's are very important, you know.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Sure.

I think it's a bit soon to decide that, really.

I'm done.

Get the little clothes flying up.

Mm.

Yeah.

Okay, my assistant just gone to get some food.

She's not going to fall.

Yeah, she's going.

I think it's going to jam her. Yeah, it's going to jam her. I can't believe

I need another thing for her.

I'm not sure how I did that.

I'm sorry.

And we train very hard.

Mmm.

I told you we're both higher.

We're both higher?

Yes, definitely.