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Previously on The Real Housewives of
Salt Lake City.

Lisa had this major reaction to hearing
Angie came over to your house.

She was like jealous, like she was hurt.

I do more with my kids than you ever did
with me. We need to stop having a

pissing contest. I'm your mother. I am
not your equal.

Oh, Lord have mercy.

I walk into arguing.

Somebody rescue me quick.

Meredith was saying you are hooking up
with men on the side.

If somebody comes for my family, my
character, they're not welcome here

Invitations.

Oh, my goodness.

This is going to be amazing. Hop on in.

This could not have turned out any
cuter. Thank you for coming, Celia.

wow. Well, you are going to surprise
some ladies today.

Greek Easter is celebrating Christ's
resurrection. It's bringing family

with food and tradition.

I'm going to send invitations out and
invite all the ladies.

With Meredith about Angie.

I love this.

Justin and Whitney, follow me right this
way.

Hi, you two. Hey, hey. How you doing?
What are your cocktails? House

yeah. We have a really cool tequila.
It's my favorite. We have for a love of

honey. I'll try that. And I want a red
wine, like a Cabernet. Okay. Great.

you.

All right. The Grady Cabernet for the
love of honey.

Have you all decided on some food?

Yeah. The filet and then the chopped
salad.

I'll do the filet as well with the
whipped potatoes.

Thank you so much. We'll get your food
out. Thank you.

All right. Cheers.

Cheers for our first date night of the
year.

That's sad.

That's sad.

Thank you.

Oh, wow.

That's a lot of food. Enjoy. Looks
amazing. Thank you.

So how's your new gig going?

Feels good to be, you know, back at it
for sure.

Just crazy to be in a full -time work
routine again. It's getting quite

overwhelming to try to balance it all.

Don't you think? You're feeling
overwhelmed?

Yeah, a little bit.

I feel like I'm sinking.

In the mornings, you coming down and
sitting on the couch and turning on the

and getting on Instagram drives me. I am
not getting on Instagram.

Just yesterday, I'm in the kitchen
frantically cooking breakfast for the

children. I have bacon on the stove.

Bobby and Brooks are screaming at each
other and they want me to referee, but

I'm trying to cook the breakfast and
make lunches.

Meanwhile, Rocky pees on my couch.

So I have the kids in a fight. I'm
trying to get Rocky. I forget that the

bacon's on and the fire alarm goes off.
And I look over and Justin's on his

phone.

bid you just get up and flip the bacon
for me clearly our communication isn't

where we thought it was but like the
other morning when i was clearly having

hard time like you ignored me like you
avoided me instead of rather validate

fact yeah i needed validation why
wouldn't you just like are you okay do

want to talk i am willing to talk about
things but it's really hard for me to

bring them up but i don't always want to
be the one to bring it up you know what

i'm saying Just like I don't always want
to be the one initiating sex.

It's not about sex.

Not for you, but it is obviously for me.

Women have to connect to open up to have
sex.

So if you are missing on that, that
doesn't work anymore.

Right now, I'm not in a good space. I'm
kind of creeping back into the sad,

lonely. I don't want you to be there.

I know it was a stupid fight. I got mad
at you for not wearing your wedding

ring, so I took mine off.

But it's just triggering that you went
back to work, and now I'm just at home

with the kids trying to figure all this
out.

And to see your wedding ring in the
drawer every day, that hurts me.

It's just sad.

Yeah.

When Justin and I are not solid,
everything else in my life suffers.

Since he's been back to work, I have a
shorter fuse.

I have more anger. I have lack of focus.
I can't sleep.

I just feel like I can't function.

I don't know what to do to fix that core
connection.

Well, I'm sorry. I don't want you to
feel that way.

Growing pains hurt, and it's like I go
through it alone.

Don't.

But I do.

How's it going?

Good. I reserved time for candles for
two. Okay, perfect. Yeah, let's go ahead

and get you checked in.

LB. Welcome. Hey.

How are you? Good. How's it going?

Good to see you. I've always wanted to
do this.

I bet some people like pouring out wax
on themselves.

Well. Not us. It's a fetish, but not
mine.

Thank you.

We have over 100 cents for you to choose
from. You'll be able to test them out

when you take a seat at the bar, okay?

Bring home the bacon, girl.

It smells just like bacon. Old books.

What do the old books smell like?

Like the Bible. Like the Bible.

Smells like the library. It actually
smells like the New Testament.

So which ones were your top three
favorite? I want to do linen and tulips.

let's try it. I'm going to do, okay,
frankincense, myrrh, and clove. Okay,

awesome. Let me grab those. Thank you.

Henry got a haircut today to get ready
for tomorrow. Yeah, for Easter.

Are you Jack Barlow's mom? Yes. So I am
really close friends with Jack. Oh my

gosh, I love that. Did you know Jack was
going on a mission?

What? Did you know before me? I knew
before you. You did? Yes, I did. Are you

kidding me? You know you're out of the
loop when the girl at the candle shop

knows your son's going on a mission
before you do?

Let's face it, I'm not winning any
Mother of the Year awards here.

Have a great experience.

Nice seeing you.

Thank you. Thank you. So nice to meet
you. All right, ladies. So this is your

hot wax. You're going to go ahead and
grab it by the black handle.

And then you'll set it onto your tray.
And then you'll pick up your oil mixture

and pour it right into your wax.

So we're just going to mix. Perfect.

Oh, amazing.

Yeah. You're welcome.

Oh,

I love your nails, Angie. You look so
good.

We're ready for Easter.

That invite with the bunny was so cute.

I invited Whitney.

And her family. I invited Heather.

I invited Mary.

I invited Monica.

I invited her because I want to be
inclusive, especially after what I dealt

in Palm Springs.

I don't want to leave anyone out. And
honestly, I had even planned on inviting

Meredith. And after the fact that she's
threatening rumors about my family, it's

like, yeah, no, you're not coming. I'm
trying to move forward with Meredith,

I hate what she did. I think it's wrong.

We have to have boundaries and it's not
OK.

Exactly. The thing that's interesting,
though, is Meredith alluded to the fact

that she knew something. And I think
with Monica taking it to the next level,

one's not worse than the other. They're
just as bad.

Do you know what bothers me is like
Monica was saying guys have bragged

hooking up with Sean like it was no big
deal. And she made it seem like she knew

the source, which I'm like, now you're
doubling down on this.

We have, like, boyfriends running around
the city bragging about their sex.

We have so many mutual friends. Nobody
has ever once said that. So I'm like,

are you lying? You're flat out lying
about your friend's husband.

And honestly, like, when you said you
were inviting her, like, I'm shocked a

little bit because that would not be
someone I would be like, huh?

Well, come learn about the Savior's
resurrection with me.

Monica and I were duped by a very dear
friend.

We were both hurt by Jen.

That's what the two of us connected on.
But I'm not sure our history is enough

to sustain what happened in Palm
Springs. And now questioning her

the rumor about my marriage, I consider
Monica a friend. But I feel like I'm

really starting to see that if she was
really my friend.

She would have handled things a lot
differently.

What she did to you was mean.

She is not your friend.

Good morning.

No, set it down, set it down. Don't,
because you know you're a mess.

Thank you.

I didn't get it hot.

Really good.

I'm not going to Michael.

What's up?

Come here.

Come here.

It's okay. Come on.

He's like, maybe another way.

Why am I hearing rumors that you're
married?

So if I'm hearing it from people, I want
to hear it from you.

Is it true?

I don't know.

You don't know? You don't know if it's
true or not.

Yes or no?

No, yes?

Maybe? Sort of?

Lord, please let it be no.

What is it, son?

I mean, kind of, yeah.

Like I went to the courthouse.

Lord have mercy.

And where was I when this was happening?

You snuck and did it?

Yeah, low key.

It's been almost like a year.

They both live in my house, but I don't
see them much. We kind of have our own

wings. And one day, like, they were
getting dressed, and he was rushing to

something, and he was dressed up nice.

And she was dressed up nice.

But they were running, like, full -blown
running, like, with all their might.

But I didn't know they were going to go
get married.

And you're my only son.

I don't have nobody else.

I just have you.

I'm going to cry. I'm still here.

Sorry.

My baby.

I'm so sorry.

Thank you.

Don't ever be afraid to tell me
anything.

That's fine.

It was cool.

So you think you made the right
decision?

Yeah.

He's not ready for marriage.

He has no idea that he has to man up.

Like, he's going to be the sole
provider.

I mean, I'm not going to be providing
for him and her.

I don't know. You sure were.

Yeah.

You look so pretty, so sunshiny.

How was spring break? How was Cabo? Oh
my gosh, it was so good.

Time of my life, I'm like still on
spring break mode.

You sure you don't want to come back to
Utah and be Mormon?

You could put a sweater on. You could
leave and go on a mission.

Oh my gosh.

I haven't told you this yet, but Jack
Barlow's going on a mission.

Really? Yeah.

It's kind of crazy. I mean, if that's
what he wants to do, but I did not see

that in the cards.

I know, I don't think she saw it in the
cards either. She said it was a total

surprise. Maybe because all of his,
like, his friends are doing it? I don't

know. Yeah, I think it's probably all of
his friends.

She said, I mean, she said they've been
going to church every Sunday.

That's what's so hard about the Mormon
culture. It's just, it's like, no one

gets, like, oh, it's such a lifestyle.
Like, it takes over your life.

I see all of Ashley's friends, and
they're all either on missions or

And she's, you know, in a string bikini
in Santa Barbara. And I just think,

thank heavens, because I was thinking
and seeing the world in a much different

way when I was her age. I read my
journal, and it's humiliatingly

Just like, I love God so much. I want to
dedicate my whole life to God and to

serving his people. And I love service,
and I'm going to be the best human being

I can be so I can marry the best, most
righteous man and have the best, most

righteous children.

100 % just repeating the adages that I'd
been drilled with my whole life, you

know? In many ways, I feel like Ashley
is like the version of me if I hadn't

been raised in the church.

I think that's what makes it not fake,
but like it's clearly like for an

ulterior motive.

You know what I mean?

There's clearly like a cultural element.
It's not just like out of devotion to

God. It's out of devotion to community
and out of like keeping up the status

and just the culture overwhelms all of
us.

Because I've never thought of Jack
Barlow as like a particularly devout

I'm not going to ever say a negative
word to him. But like, how do I support

be like a good friend when what he's
doing is like I'm politically, socially,

emotionally and morally against?

I feel sick inside. A mission is like
boot camp for Mormonism. You know, it's

like entering an army.

And Lisa should probably prepare him for
that. The one person she didn't want to

talk to about the mission was me.

You went on a mission. I know, so ask
me.

That's literally all you're doing in
your book and on these tours is speaking

your experience.

I know.

It's wild.

Coming up. You're saying, oh, I know the
rumors. I'm telling you that's the

rumor out there, Angie. I've heard
things about you, but I would never

it. Come with it. What do you got? A
fair check. The difference between you

me is I don't hide it.

Not a nasty fly.

Hello. Hi. How are you? Good.

How are you?

I'm good. Nice to see you. You look
gorgeous.

Thank you.

I had kind of a long day.

So that's why I'm still here. Yeah.
Anyway.

What's going on?

Well, I just had a little conversation
with Robert about his marital status.

Wait.

Junior, I presume you're me. Of course.

Like, if Junior's married to someone
else, that's a problem.

Well, I'm here for you. I want to hear
what's going on.

Well, everyone knows he's married and I
don't.

Oh, my gosh.

Like, I should know that, you know?

Well, that's a little crazy. I mean,
that's a lot.

Let's change the subject.

Let's make it a light note.

There's plates right there, too. I found
one. This is awesome.

It looks amazing.

Good. I'm glad you did it.

Yay. Yeah. Oh, it looks phenomenal. It
is.

So, anyway, you've been kind of keeping
to yourself a little bit for a minute,

huh? Yeah. It just gets monotonous
trying to give people chances, and you

you're going to go back into a crowd of
people that's going to grow.

Mm -hmm. And they still haven't grown.

I mean, with everything that, you know,
happened at Lisa's out parade ski last

week, I hear you. It does feel
monotonous. Yeah, and they're just

same shoes. Like, you don't think you
need taller boots?

Yeah, it's just class.

Just have a little class about yourself.
No, look, I could have, like,

clapped right back at Angie, and I have
plenty I could have said, and I chose

not to.

I'm being accused of spreading rumors
about Sean being gay.

But do you understand how insane that
is? I'm not the one that's spreading

rumors. The irony here is my son is gay.
I'm a huge supporter of the community.

I am on the host committee for the GLAAD
Awards. I would never comment on

somebody's sexuality.

I don't do that. And now she's trying to
blame me.

For these rumors about her family that I
heard, but I wasn't, like, spreading

them. But did you get the invite?

What are you talking about?

I'm talking about the bunny. What is
this? There's a bunny. Oh, my gosh.

What bunny?

It's a rabbit with big ears. Like a
costume. Yes.

They're getting you. Oh, my God. The
cork is, like, soft.

Okay, so what's this invite for?

The invite was for Angie with a Greek
Easter. I think she's having a brunch.

Oh. You did not get an invitation?

No. I'm not going to be in town. I'm
going to L .A. for the GLAAD Award,

I'm really, really excited about.

That's great. Yeah, I'm on the host
committee.

That's cool, Meredith. It's going to be
really fun.

Well, I don't think I'm going. If you're
not going, I just don't want to go.

I don't want to be around them. I just
don't see enough that they put in their

self to be a better person than I saw
when I was around them a year ago. I

to see. You do have a soul. You have
substance.

You have something.

You really have some type of feeling for
people. Right. Like you do care about

what people. And by the way, if you're
upset about something, there is a way to

talk to somebody like a grown -up and
say, I am upset because of A, B, and C.

Right. Not.

You're a whore.

Come to a resolution with that person.
Like, people have arguments. People have

disagrees. You tell them how you feel.

And then you come to a solution.

Like, come to an ending. And end it.

And move on.

Right. I don't have the energy.

I'm exhausted for these people. It is
exhausting. I agree.

I agree with you. No, I'm not going to
this Easter bunny hunt.

I need to see change.

That looks good right there. Okay.

Okay, honey, can you help me with the
icons?

Okay.

How does it look, Sean? I think
everything looks good, huh? It's really

Is anyone else sweating or is it just
me?

I think the bank was wondering why we
needed so many ones today. This is a lot

of money.

We're going to teach the ladies how to
do Subactico and...

Let them have the opportunity to dance
around the drink, and we're all going to

throw some ones at them. Oh, no. Yes.
Oh, yeah.

Oh, no.

Give everybody like $10. Okay. Or $20.
Okay. There's a lot of money here.

Hello? This is Mary.

Oh, hi, Mary. How are you?

I'm good.

Good to hear from you. I was calling to
let you know that I won't be able to

make it.

Oh, you're kidding.

I know I have to go to my home in Vegas
because we had a flood about a year ago.

And everything just got done.

Well, I am so sad, and I'll be honest, I
was really looking forward to you.

Don't take it personal.

I don't? I just, I kind of feel bad. I
do.

That's real.

Well, nice to know that you've got
feelings after all.

Okay. Okay. Good luck with your house,
okay?

Thank you. Cool. Bye.

Wow.

Coming up. Stop it. Get out of my face.
Stop it. Tell her to stop it.

Are you serious?

Okay, where's my little egg helper?

Hey, Father George.

How are you?

Thank you. Thank you for coming.

Hey, guys. How are you?

How are you?

Good to see you. You look beautiful.

You look good, Dad.

Nice haircut.

Nice haircut.

I love my dad.

so much. He's such an incredible human
being. He'll just find your spot. He

to America from Crete, Greece.

He sacrificed, and he was there for us
through a very hard time when we lost

mom. My dad became a widow at 44 years
old, and he was left with seven

He already had a hard life coming to
America and not knowing the language and

having to work hard to, you know, build
a life for his family here. It looks

really good, doesn't it? They do such a
great job out east, though, and Chris

out there. Yeah,

everybody's doing a great job.

Being an immigrant, my father gave us a
gift of loving the Greek culture, the

Greek community, the traditions.

He never let us forget where he came
from.

A baby lamb.

Look at my future son -in -law. Oh, I
love that. My future son -in -law. It

looks beautiful. Oh, my God.

I love that there's stacks of cash
everywhere.

Welcome to Angie's house.

Hey,

there she is.

Oh, my gosh.

Thank you so much for coming.

This is extra special to have you here
this year.

We've got the lamb on somebody's pet.

I brought you nine lemons. That is so
sweet. Thank you. You're welcome.

Hey, how are you? Where do you get your
clothes? How are you?

I don't know. My gay boyfriend.

I guess.

He's a passionate tailor.

John's also got good fashion. Let's be
honest.

Jack, glad you showed up.

Okay, I won't get it on you.

Welcome home. Welcome home.

Hey, guys. How are you?

How's it going?

Good to see you. So Michelle and Mike
and Mikkel. Hey, good to see you.

sharp, Joe.

I'm trying. I'm trying.

What's up, Doug?

Congratulations to you.

Thank you. For years, I always thought
you were the great one. Oh, yeah. A lot

of people, you know, think that I look.

Greek enough? Yeah. So they don't even
question it? No, I wouldn't ever. I'm

honorary Katza Davis in this world.

Like, we need a photo. We're getting
one. We're getting one. Greek dancers

coming in. They're just going to... Oh,
my God.

Hi. How are you?

Hi, what's your name?

Can I have five?

Can you give me five?

Oh, good. There we go. Good.

Hi, I'm Monica's mom.

Nice to meet you. Did you say LD? LD.
LD. This is Monica's mom, LD.

And Monica, this is Louie.

Hi. Louie. Oh, she knows how to give the
great kiss. Oh, yeah.

We're Portuguese. We kiss the same way.
Well, then it's just natural. Wow, you

two look great. Okay, there we go. Are
you single?

He is single. I'm single. Oh, awesome.

Absolutely not.

No. I'm all ready for it.

No.

Okay, I'm going to have a seat.

I just wanted to start off by welcoming
everyone to our Greek Easter lunch.

We're also honored to have Father
George. He's about the closest we will

God today.

And it means a lot to me to share my
faith with you all.

But last thing I'm going to say, I am
always inspired by the story of Christ's

resurrection.

It's a story of hope because Christ was
mocked and ridiculed.

and crucified.

And he managed to rise up three days
later. And I think if Christ can rise

it, then we too shall rise again.

I feel like Angie's kind of making
herself Jesus in this whole story, which

guess would make Meredith Brutus.

Brutus? Brutus?

Brutus.

I was thinking Caesar.

Look, I've lost my religion.

Father, forgive me.

In the image of God.

So, Kali Orixi. Amen.

Thank you, Father.

Bon Appetit.

Let's go get some food.

I'm not doing Hispanic coffee, though,
because it gets to my teeth. But I am

getting lamb.

Oh, my gosh, it's amazing.

We're going to go get some lamb.

You in?

Oh, I'm all in. All right.

It's like shepherd's pie, but like
pasta.

Charcuterie is looking good.

Do you love these? I've never loved
them.

What are they called?

Dolomites?

Cheers, you guys. Thank you for being
here.

Cheers.

Your speech was beautiful.

Thank you. It made me cry. No, it was
quite a week for my family.

Speaking of, where is Meredith?

She wasn't invited.

We need you to take your seat.

The Black Media Awards are about to
begin.

Let's get loud. Let's get loud.

Let's get loud.

Let's get loud.

Let's get loud.

Ange, how are you doing? I'm so good.

Everyone's having fun, so I'm happy.
Like after our conversation the other

Yeah, it's just...

Just sort of taking it all in.

It's hard when someone comes in on their
night like nothing will be today.

I'm going to talk to her today.

Oh, God.

Another egg hidden.

See you. Thank you. Thank you, Alexa.

Thank you, Father George.

Thank you. Goodbye, Father George. Let
me grab your coat. One second.

It looks so good.

Is it bad to cut the bunny? No, I know.
I just want to look at it. I'm not

cutting that case. I think you're right.
I'm going to grab some dates.

I want to talk to you because I talked
to Whitney.

Okay. And she said that when you guys
were talking that you were really

triggered by Angie. Oh, completely.

So what's going on? No, I was super
triggered listening to Angie because no

was there for me.

I didn't know that this was a little
black rain cloud hanging over your head.

Maybe not. We're fine right now.

No, we're fine because we're always
surface.

So it's like staying surface. I feel
like we have a much deeper relationship

than that. Like the whole thing with
Jack's mission.

I would love if you could talk to me
about that in a way that's constructive.

don't even want to talk about it,
Heather.

Are you okay if I take your daughter
away for five minutes?

Yeah.

I don't feel comfortable talking about
all this with you.

Why? Just because you had such a
different experience and I need to be in

space with Jack where I'm supporting
what he's doing right now.

You know, I just wanted to chat with
you. Yeah. I'm so, you know, I'm happy

you're here with your family.

Thank you. I just, there's something
that's been bothering me.

I was hurt because you had put out the
rumors that you thought Meredith was

speaking about.

But I said that to you.

Because I had your back and I was there
for you 100%. I told you about it right

away. I don't like the shit that was
being said. I don't believe that.

Well, you don't believe it, then why
would you say it? Because Whitney asked.

And I said, is this what Meredith... Let
me back up. How do you know what

Meredith's talking about?

I didn't hear it from Meredith. I heard
it from the Salt Lake City streets.

Salt Lake City streets?

I'm telling you that's the rumor out
there, Angie. But you're repeating it.

To you!

I first... heard the rumor honestly
years ago way before i ever met meredith

this is something that has been
circulating all over for years

you're saying something that you don't
have any facts to back

Why do you care about Jack's mission?

Because if you're sending your kid out
into the wilderness for two years, you

should know the good and the bad of it.
Your experience growing up in the church

was totally different than my
experience. My path has been so good

converted to this faith i just want to
be focused on supporting jack he's not i

support that 100 of course i'm talking
about you and me like why don't you want

to read my book like why don't you want
to know my oh is this about your book

now yeah well yeah because i feel like i
wrote this book and that's why it's

like oh such a dichotomy is that the
right word you have the relaxation over

here and then the total opposite polar
opposite over here You can't tell me

you have a different level of Mormonism.
Our Mormonism is the same.

No, it's not the same.

It's a yes and no question. No, it's not
the same. I don't know what gaslighting

really is, but I feel like this is it.
Like telling me like the religion that

I've been a part of since birth that is
actually different and the way I've been

doing it was wrong.

I don't think it's like check the box to
go to church. Like I would wear this to

church. And some people, you would not.
You know, to be fair, I'd gladly join

her church. It seems great.

All the perks and none of the payments.

Maybe if that's what Jack says on his
mission, he'll have a lot of success.

We're serving Vita tequila and strapless
dresses.

Come on in.

I don't even think you know where you
are right now, Heather. I'm being

honest. I know, and I have to screen
with you. I think there are days when

you're like... I want that back.

It's in your core. It's in your DNA.
Yeah, that's why the book's called Ex

-Mormon. It's my heritage. It's, like,
my culture. It's everything. I also

think, like, too, like, being... I don't
want you to think I would ever

undermine or hurt your son or not
support you as a mother.

I don't think you would do that. I was
the last one to know, and, like, you

don't want to talk about it. You wrote a
book about being a bad Mormon. I'm

focused on my kid being a good Mormon.
But the bottom line is I'm done with

this. I just... We're friends.

I want to build a better friendship with
you. And this is off the table. This

conversation is off the table.

But it feels like I don't want to be
judged for the way I do things. I don't

care how you do it.

Oh, my gosh.

I wish he would have just pulled me
aside without going around to other

in the room. I've heard things about
you, but I would never repeat it. Come

it. What do you got?

Foreclosure? Check.

Divorce? Check.

Affair? Check. What else do you want?
I'll own it all. I stand in it. I'll

in it. All day, every day. But you know
what I don't do? And I'm not going to

blame you for it. If I don't believe
something.

You tell me that you've heard something.
I'm not going to be like, you're

getting elevated. How dare you? You're
getting elevated.

How dare you? We're not going to get
anyone. I will be like, what did you

The difference between you and me is I
don't hide it.

Everyone here is talking shit. Behind
your back, I'm the only one saying it to

your face.

And you hate me for that when you
shouldn't be hating all the other

Behind your back, I'm the only one
saying it to your face.

And you hate me for that when you
shouldn't be hating all the other

I don't hate you, Monica.

I don't know where I stand with you. You
know what I mean?

Hi, Mom.

We're working through it. You're both
beautiful, powerful women.

Thank you.

Bury the hatchet. That's what we're
trying to do.

Portuguese and Greek are so similar.
We're very passionate people. Very

passionate.

But today's not the day for that. Yeah,
we're not fighting. I'm just trying to

have a conversation. I would love to
wrap up with Monica.

I bet you would love to wrap it up and
bring it up the next time I see you. No,

it's not coming up.

Girl,

I only speak Greek. I'm going to grab my
water here.

I said her daughters are here.

I didn't start this.

You want to blame me? I love that people
come for me and then they get mad when

I fight back.

There's no blame. There's just, we try
to understand. No.

Mom,

I'm about to pop off. Okay, you know,
let's just leave it because it's getting

heated and we have kids here. I just
don't see us getting anywhere.

I'm going to move on since it's not a
day to have this conversation,

Don't pull this with me when you don't
have my back.

I wouldn't have to talk to my dad like
that.

You aren't someone's. Okay.

Okay. I'm not going to do this with you
because it's going to get ugly between

you and I. Go take a breath. Go take a
breath in the bathroom.

You're... No.

Don't. Don't in the bathroom with me.

It's okay. It's all good. Monica, I wish
we could just talk calmly.

Andy, we're not going to...

Don't do this to me. Literally.

I'm not going to the bathroom with you.
No.

Get out of my face.

Oh my gosh, that's not nice to talk to
your mother like that.

I'm dead serious. I am sitting here.
This is a family gathering.

She started it. I don't care. You finish
it by keeping quiet.

I'm not saying anything. Monica, I was
trying to be kind to you. I wanted to

tell you how I felt.

Tell her to stop it.

Are you serious?

What is happening?

Hey, guys, we don't do this in our
house.

Yeah.

Sorry. Cristo's a nasty man.

Come with me to the bathroom. I'm not
talking to you.

When are we cutting the cake?

Don't apologize.

You are very sweet and it's okay.

Where is Monica?

I don't know. I'll talk to her. No, no,
no.

Let her decompress. Can we have some
fun?

I'm ready for fun.

I'm ready for fun. You are fun.

I'm so confused as to what my mom is
doing right now.

I don't really know why she feels the
need to apologize for me to complete

strangers that she doesn't know and has
never met before. I'm over here with the

boys. Let's talk sports. Come on.

I feel completely betrayed.

Did any of you play college ball?

He played a little volleyball.

Lisa, Heather, we're going to learn how
to do a Greek dance right now. Okay,

here we go. Opa!

Dance! Where's my dance? It's right
here. Okay, let's see it. Do we need

Yes. When we dance, we throw money on
people to celebrate them. Here's what we

need everybody to do. Is clap.

Yes. Yes.

I want to go dance.

Go dance, Mom.

No, I'm not going to leave you here by
yourself.

Gather all the money, kids. Get all the
cash.

Okay, no running with the cash. No
running with the cash.

Are you okay?

You're my daughter.

You're my concern.

I genuinely don't believe that.

You literally just wanted to go dance.

Yes, I did. That doesn't mean you're not
important to me. That doesn't mean

you're not my concern.

You're right. Your behavior is what
shows me I'm not important to you. Your

behavior and your words and how you act
and how you apologize to other people is

what shows me I am not your concern.

You were shouting at a family gathering.

Does it matter?

I'm very grateful for moments like this
because.

It reminds me of exactly what I don't
ever and will never do to my kids. I'm

going to let her feel alone.

I am not going to let her sit there and
be massacred. Is this funny to you? It

is funny to me. That's hilarious.

It is funny to me. You really are a
heartless person.

And you can stay with your friends and
party and opah and dance.

I'm heartless. You can find your own
ride home.

Deadass. Find your own ride home.
Listen.

No.

Drinks, anyone?

Water shots for the kids.

We're leaving.

Monica, do you want to talk before you
go? No, I'm good.

I really, I'm done.

Okay, let's go.

Mom, I need you to meet him.

No, we're leaving.

I feel like I'm always left feeling like
little Monica.

Like childhood Monica.

And I feel so bad for her. I feel so bad
for little Monica.

Thanks for coming. Nice to meet you.

All I want is a different relationship
with my mom, and I know that's just

going to happen.

And I wish it so bad. Like, I wish my
mom...

I hate feeling like I wish I had a
different mom,

but I wish, like, I had a different mom.

I feel really bad for her mom. I know, I
know. I felt so bad right now. I felt

terrible.

All I can do is hope that I can be the
mom that I wanted for my kids.

Yeah.

Later this season on The Real Housewives
of Salt Lake City.

Happy birthday, Monica.

Thank you for bringing us to this
beautiful island.

Apparently, it's not hard to get here.
It's hard to leave.

Monica! Monica!

Why would she do this to you?

It gets to a point when you're accused
of something over and over and over

again, you may as well do it.

Is that a threat?

Don't tell her.

Did you call?

I just want Lisa to love me.

You exploited my sexuality in your book.
Do you understand what you're saying?

Because you sound like an idiot. How
dare you write about my sexuality.

Listen, I want to enjoy the sound bowl.

Excuse me. Yes, go ahead. Old people
need it.

I just got some information that is
pretty devastating.

Don't trust no one.

Be quiet!

And then it was a trail, Meredith.

Tonight happened because of what you
said to Monica.

What did you do?

I am not the

one bringing the tornado.

Karma's almost back.