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I think it could be interesting to
invite the girl to Palm Springs.

I went to the Louis Vuitton store. Yeah?
I bought a bag.

Because I just feel like I want to have
something nice around them.

I actually met Angie Kay a long time ago
through Jen.

I hope she's not coming to Palm Springs.
Meredith said she wasn't inviting her,

so I'm hoping she's not. Yeah, I don't
like her.

They don't know you're coming. They just
don't know I'm coming. Surprise!

Oh, my God. Does anyone see my ring on
the floor?

My ring? It is totally gone.

That's why they say more money, more
problems, girl.

Hi. How are you?

Oh, I love it. It's so pink.

Oh, it is perfectly pink.

Do you know how we get in?

Yeah, they sent me a code.

There we go.

Oh, my gosh. Look how cute it is. Oh, my
gosh. It's so cute.

I love it.

It's awesome.

Look at this place. It's screaming drag
queen. I'm surrounded by pink flamingos.

Cool floaties, extensions, fake lashes,
big lips.

Oh, wait, wait, those are just my
friends.

But I'm assuming they're drag queens
somewhere in the vicinity.

It really is here.

Trixie Hotel, like, is that a person?

Is the hotel named after her?

I'm just confused on where, what Trixie
is. Welcome to Trixie Motel.

Hi, Meredith. How are you?

Trixie, I love you. Your legs are
giving.

Hi, gorgeous.

Trixie, nice to meet you. You look so
pretty. Thank you.

I'm going to admit, it's a little hot
for this much clothing.

A little different weather than... We
love it.

This was really a very rough trip for
such a short journey. Yeah, I lost my

ring, Trixie.

It's 60G.

Oh, my gosh. If you want a new piece of
jewelry, just say that. Yeah.

So this is the Trixie Motel. It is seven
rooms. It's very private. It's queer

-owned business. Everything is custom,
special, one -of -a -kind. I mean, you

can get naked out here. I mean, I
recommend wearing at least a little pink

all times.

The other ladies are already here, so...
Who?

Welcome!

Hi!

Oh, my God.

Everybody's here.

Oh, my gosh, you're here already. I
didn't know you were coming down.

Hello.

Angie? Holy... Hi. Hey, how are you? I
didn't know you were going to be here.

Surprise. Is Meredith jet lagged? She's
showing zero reaction to the fact that

her hostess trip just got completely
hijacked.

This is incredibly ill -mannered and
rude.

I can't imagine inviting someone on a
trip without talking to the hostess

it. Hi. How are you? Good.

Who is Angie?

I would love to give you guys a little
tour if that's okay. Yes, I want to see.

Okay, great.

So this is the Yeehaw Cowgirl room.

Yeehaw!

Yeehaw!

This room's been taken.

I know I had to.

This one's like the honeymoon suite, so
it's a little bigger.

Whitney's frozen this room. Oh!

It's all custom. This is great!

The tub in this one's like hot pink. How
do I turn down a hot pink hot tub?

So I'm going to go tend to my other
business ventures, but thank you guys

checking in. I'll see you later.

Bye. Bye, Trixie. Thanks, Trixie.

What's the plan? I think I need like 20
minutes to read. Yeah, what's the plan?

And then let's come out by the pool. Why
not? Let me get the door to our suite.

Well, I'm just going to wait right here.

Thank you so much. Cheers. You're the
sweetest. Thank you. All right, girl.

we are.

Hey, guys.

Hi. Hey. Do you want some sun or some
shade?

I'll take the sun. You know me. I knew
you would. I don't usually love

surprises, but the Angie Kay surprise, I
love. Yeah, we were just at dinner, and

I was like, be my plus one.

Well, I'm shocked that you wouldn't be
included.

That was weird. Say hi.

Come in.

Entree to the Queen of Hearts. I love
it, my queen.

Is that a water bath?

Heather has a big mouth.

I don't understand what's happening.

This is your trip.

You know what, Heather?

There are so many bigger things going on
in this world right now.

If this is what makes her happy, it
reflects on her, not on me.

The last few times I've seen Meredith,
she's had no issue with me.

Well, at the snowball fight, nobody said
a word. I'm sorry, fresh powder, fresh

start. That's a great time to like, hey,
let's squash it. She seemed completely

fine. Yes, she did.

Again, that's how she's been with me
every time I see her. So instead, she

this like passive aggressive way of like
excluding me.

It's fake.

Do you think she has any idea why she
wasn't invited?

Well, I don't know why she would think
she would be invited.

Many of our interactions thus far have
been rather unpleasant.

None of us should ever speak negatively
about anyone else. Anyhow. I got it.

These are irritations, so I'm just going
to voice them and we can move on. I

mean, you should work in a cubicle. You
apparently have zero people skills.

I have very good people skills, Angie.

It's just mean girl nasty.

It's a complete, like, act of war.

Yeah.

Look at all of this. Oh, my God. I'm
going to go get my bathing suit.

We'll get you some cake. I'm so hungry.
We'll get a good variety.

Right. I'm going to change and I'll meet
you out there. All right.

Would you stop with the salad? It's
bikini season. In Salt Lake City, it's

winter.

Mary, come get something to eat. Come
sit with us.

Mary, come on over, girl. I am not
coming over there.

Oh, please stop talking to me like that.
I don't like it.

Oh, just a little invite appearance.

So, Whitney, so why are you guys here
early? I don't get what is

the connection.

So Trixie is one of my good friends.

That's why you're here early?

Yeah. When Meredith invited me to the
trip, I reached out to Trixie, and I was

like, I want to come down early.

It is so childish.

It might feel childish to you, but
Winnie's trying to be inclusive, so I

think that was Winnie's intent. I wasn't
even talking to you.

Hi.

Hi, girl.

I brought tequila.

Have a seat.

This looks so good.

Welcome, guys.

I brought my guests some gifts. Take a
bag for you. Thank you.

My guests. Take a bag for you. Thank
you.

Can only do so many things at once. For
you.

For you. Thanks, Mayor.

Oh, how sweet. Keep on a walking by.

We did some cute T -shirts.

No tricks, all trust, guys.

That is so cute. Thank you, Mary. I love
it. I'm sure they're just donated from

other companies.

Okay, so guys, we have a shopping
afternoon planned, which should be

So I've got a couple of fun stores, and
we're going to break off into two

different groups of pairs.

The idea is if I pair off with Lisa, who
we're trying to rebuild and grow and

trust again, we could shop together.

Pick something out for you that I feel
resonates with you. No costumes.

Don't worry.

Maybe a new ring.

We can wear it at dinner, whatever, you
know, we pick.

Wait, wait, wait. This is what we're
wearing to dinner? What we pick out for

each other?

This idea is, remember, it's about
trust. So don't, like, put the other one

something you know they're not going to
want to wear.

Okay. Bad weather. We need you two
making some good sunshine. All sunshine,

shade. And then, you know, Monica and
Mary.

Yes. Mary, I'm so happy to have you back
in action here.

And Monica, you're new to all of this.
Yes, thank you. So I felt like the two

you would be a good connection.

And Angie, I didn't know you would be
here, but if you want to go on your own

go with Whitney, you can, whatever you
like. Thank you for acknowledging that

you didn't invite me. It's all good.
I'll figure it out.

Ew.

Right out the gate.

We are sassy.

To the hosting.

I think Monica is way out of line.

She's coming into this group with my
friend, and she's acting disgusted at my

comments. Grab something to eat,
something to drink, and we will hit the

guys. Like, the minute she could take it
for somebody else, she did.

The minute.

We are going as is.

Shopping in bikinis.

I think Palm Springs is pretty loose.

We're the only ones in there.

It's good, guys. Let's go freshen up.
I'm bellying up to the bar for a

cocktail. They're so pretty.

Angie. Hi.

Are you okay? Hey, sexy. Hey.

It's good. You guys, light is being shed
on the fakery.

Monica's over there like, ooh, right out
of the gate. What a fucking bitch. You

don't talk to anybody like that. I don't
care if that's who you are. Okay, Mary.

I'll be right back.

And you're kind of like, don't get
involved.

She has no idea why I have issues with
Meredith, so don't say anything.

Don't be a big mouth because you don't
know.

There's nothing wrong with being
emotional. My feelings would be hurt,

I can hear you guys from Barbie Malibu
room. It sounds like you're upset.

Her feelings are hurt.

You know what? I'm glad you're here,
Monica. But when I also just made that

comment to Whitney, it was like, you're
like, ooh, right out of the gate. How

about check in with me? Like, I
introduced you to the friends here. You

what I mean? I mean.

You were very rude to the hostess. Was
I, though? And as your friend, I would

tell you that was rude, though.

It sounded condescending and insulting,
so it took me by surprise that you did

that when he's putting this all on.

I think you should take it. Absolutely.
And I have plans to do that tonight.

Okay. I deserve to be here as much as
everyone else. Okay, love you. Have fun.

Okay. Bye.

I'm going to grab my lip gloss. See you
soon.

Coming up.

You know what? You want me to go there
with her?

Don't. With me.

All right, bye.

Let's go.

Bye, Mrs. Mattel. You guys, I'm so upset
about my ring.

Ladies, time to go shopping.

So we have two stores, Mary Ann's and
Bazaar. Our group will jump off here.

Mary and Monica, you guys go on to the
next store.

All right, you two. Bye.

Thank you so much. Okay, guys, here we
go.

Hello.

This is going to be fab, guys.

I see hot pink.

Picking your clothes out every day is
such a personal thing.

So to let someone else do that for you
is definitely a trust -building

I think Heather would look fantastic in
that. I think that's a Lisa Barlow vibe.

No, thank you.

I just have to toe the line to make sure
I don't ruffle too many feathers on

this.

Oh, my God.

No way.

Oh, my God. No way.

Somebody farted.

Okay, I'm going to shop for Whitney, and
I'm going to make her look amazing.

I'm shopping for Lisa. Let me see.

Can I help?

Hey, how about this little number? I'm
sorry, but I kind of want to wear this.

Meredith does not have a good poker
face.

Okay. She is stuck with Angie. I don't
think she loves it.

She's showing all of her cards, and her
cards scream irritation.

Oh, wow.

These look like Whitney.

Okay, we're honing in on what we need to
find.

Look at all this dresses. What do you
think?

I'm looking.

I don't mind being paired up with
Monica, but, um... Does this look cute?

Okay, no.

I think I'll do all the picking.

I'll pick for me and her.

This is pretty, look.

I love that.

Heather, your butt would be popping in
this. What about this for you?

Coverage, but still sexy.

Also, the curls a little bit classy.

None of this is you. Not the tutu.

Ready? Coming out.

Okay.

Oh, my God. You needed to have a
daughter because you are dressing me.

right there, that's what you're wearing
to dinner. Okay. I love this.

You got to try some stuff on too.

Okay. What about this one? I love it.
You love it? Okay.

It's so pretty. It fits you perfectly
though. No, I think it looks good. Do

like this?

No. Okay.

I'm ready.

Let's go.

Everyone out.

I am ready.

I feel like by dressing Lisa, Meredith
is living out her wildest fantasy

dreams. You think Meredith wants to be
wearing double -breasted blazers and

flare pants to every activity?

No. She wants a jingly, jangly coin
skirt.

The top is very Mugler, which I know is
your vibe.

And the bottom is not really you.
Obviously, Meredith hates me.

So the point was to give you something
that was putting you a little out of the

comfort zone without taking you too far
because we want to establish trust.

Yeah. I'm not nude, but close. Yeah, it
might be a little revealing to me. And

you can make a lot of noise.

I learned that I cannot trust Meredith's
style at all.

This looks like Meredith in Saint
Tropez.

Popping bottles.

I love it. Well, I picked this outfit
for Whitney because this is kind of

giving, like, royalty vibes.

I'm confused by Heather's choices
because I thought this was a game of

Instead, I'm Kate Middleton on top and a
lab tech on the bottom.

Does anyone here need a blood sample
taken?

With Heather, the jacket is very street.

And then I was envisioning, like, you
maybe, like, unbutton it a little bit.

Making a little bit of sex here? Yeah.
Just take it all off. I think you hit a

home run.

Can Angie come out?

Who? I have Angie, too. Oh, my gosh. I
forgot.

Well, I picked out this outfit because I
thought it was very Grecian. Totally

Grecian. I embody the Greek culture
here.

The outfit is like a Greek tragedy.

Oh, I see Mary.

Looking around at all of our outfits.

Meredith, we look like the rejected
Barbies at the bottom of the toy trunk.

Let's go to Coflis for dinner.

Teamwork makes the dream work. Lisa, I
love your little belly, your little

dance. It reminds me of Milan.

Thanks, Mary, because I'm, like, dying
that I'm in this. I'm also still really

upset about my ring.

I just almost started to cry, and then
I'm like, I can't. I just got to, like,

deal with it.

Yeah.

I would just file a police report if you
have it, and then you can decide what

you want to do.

I want to eat. What is Copley's? Is
there a dress code at Copley's?

There's kind of shoes, to be honest. Oh,
my gosh.

Formerly Cary Grant Estate, now a
restaurant. And I'm wearing this.

Once you sit down, no one will even
notice that you're naked.

It's literally so triggering for me
right now. Why? What about it?

I'm in a bathing suit going to a five
-star restaurant. Weird.

I prepared for this trip. Like, my
shopper in Milan sent all these

things to me.

We get out. I'm going to tie this around
my waist before I sit down.

First, I lost my ring.

And now.

I am going to dinner at a five -star
restaurant in my bikini with a knockoff

Givenchy top and a skirt that I stole
from a Middle Eastern dancer.

It's just uncomfortable because they're
hard, and it's putting indents in my

body. Like, it's like the discs, they
hurt.

This is no longer a fun girl's trip.
This is like The Shining, and I am

And next thing you know, two twins are
going to knock on my door and say, I

never get dressed up again.

Coming up. You run your life.

Everything about you is fake. You're a
fake bitch. Get out.

Monica, don't tell me how to act. You
can leave.

Okay, here we are.

I want to eat.

Hello. Do you have a reservation for
Mark?

Oh, wonderful. I have your table ready.

Oh, my God, you guys, I am humiliated.
Have a wonderful evening, ladies. You

look wonderful. Thank you, thank you.
Thank you so much. We know you're lying

us, but we appreciate it.

Lisa, whoever picked out your outfit,
they don't like you.

Like, you should know that going
forward.

Okay, I'm looking at the menu already.

Welcome to the cobblers.

I've lost.

Cocktail and wine, let's turn the center
for you.

Can we order a, what's it called? Oh,
espresso martini. Oh, of course. Yes.

I want one. I would like one as well.

Can you do it with tequila? Do you like
a Yeho's? I love any Yeho's.

I think we need bread and butter and
some ahi tacos.

Absolutely. All of a sudden it got
really cold, like a cold pocket flew in.

What is, what's the matter?

What's wrong? I'm having him turn on
this heat lamp and she doesn't want it

Monica, will you switch seats with me so
that it'll preserve our friendship?

I'm so cold and she's hot.

Okay, but if my extensions go ablaze,
girl. Thank you so much.

Thank you so much.

Let's drink to new beginnings, fun
times.

Let's have a fabulous, fun day tomorrow,
okay?

Okay. I love it.

Let's have a good night, sweetie. I'm
clinking all of your glasses in my mind.

Yeah.

On that note, can we play a game?

Let's play a game where we get to know
each other a little better. Are you down

with that? No, I am. Think of something
that not everyone knows about you that

might shock the group, like how we can
get to know you a little better.

All right, I'll start.

It's basic, but it's the first thing
that came to mind.

I used to come to Palm Springs as a
child to visit my grandparents.

Wow.

That's shocking.

I thought it was shocking, but nobody
knew that.

We're obviously getting the G version of
Meredith's reveal.

Yeah, we did not know that. I've heard
much juicier stories about Meredith's

past. I like to write. I like
journaling.

I used to write poems, and I'm kind of
getting back to that. Oh, I love that.

I love that wedding.

I'm into birds lately, ever since I
moved.

Birds? Yeah.

I just got, like, a birdhouse with a
camera that I can watch them when I'm

away. I used to have an African gray.

I had a bird one time, and that bird was
weird.

I had an African gray, and she was
strange.

Like, she wanted me to stare at her all
the time.

Like, she's flying all over the place.
She didn't obey.

It was like a flying cat.

Mary, you're up. Tell us something we
don't know about you.

I don't know.

I'm truly a loner.

Everyone thinks I'm like a socialite.
I'm like always out.

Where's Mary?

What is going on?

Like, are they having fun?

Mary,

come on over, girl.

I am not coming over there.

Oh. Please stop talking to me like that.
I don't like it.

What about you, Ang?

For some of you that don't know me, you
might just think I'm a badass or a hard

ass, but I'm actually extremely
sensitive. I don't think we think that.

That's such a good attribute, too. Thank
you.

Okay, something about me.

I did get my first second piercing this
week.

I'm, like, so naughty.

Okay, y 'all are boring.

With your I'm sensitive, I journal.

This one's talking about birds. This
one's talking about journaling. This

talking about when I was a kid.

I used to come to Palm Springs as a
child.

Like, all of a sudden, I'm having
flashbacks of me being at the senior

with my nana. Actually, those people
were more interesting than these women.

can't.

for 18 months.

Whoa. Oh, my God.

Well, Stephanie brought the firm.

I need to understand the context.

Like, your sister's husband or your
husband's brother?

My husband's sister's husband.

Brother -in -law.

Oh, okay.

Okay, okay.

Okay, cheers to that.

Lisa might allege that I passed New
York, but...

I draw the line at in -laws.

I have to change the game, like, before
she admits that she's, like, the Pope or

is dating the prophet. Like, what if
she's sleeping with someone's husband?

Here's something vulnerable.

I like birds.

All right, one more game. We're going to
play warm and fuzzy, cold and prickly.

Have you ever heard of it? No. It sounds
like a laser hair removal technique.

Yeah, exactly.

To make it easy, we'll just do the
person to your right.

You say something that you love about
him, that's the warm and fuzzy, and the

cold and prickly is like, as your
friend, something that you think they

work on. I need a minute to digest. Oh,
wow.

Okay. Warm and fuzzy is the only tie
-in.

That's all that feels for me. We knew
each other probably before you were

What year did you graduate high school?
We're not talking. Let's move on.

We're timeless, okay? We're icons.

That's the warm and fuzzy.

Cold and prickly is just... Give it

to me.

I mean, I don't trust you.

Give it to me.

I mean, I don't trust you.

Why?

Like, why don't you trust her?

Um, a couple things.

Like what?

I mean, do we want to get into it right
now? You know, you threw it out there in

front of everybody.

Well, that's the game. Okay.

No, I'm open. I'm always open. I don't
trust you because it feels like you were

all over Jen.

And that didn't work out. Then you were
all over Lisa. And that didn't work out.

And then now maybe you're all over.

That perception is not reality. The
question was not for me to dictate

was for me to tell why I don't trust
her.

And that is why I don't. My lack of
trust for Angie pretty much just boils

to the fact that I've known her longer
than any of these women.

And she was my friend in high school.

and she's continually chosen to buddy up
with anyone in the room except for me.

I don't trust people on history and
friendship.

I don't trust girls that suck the
biggest dick in the room. I just don't.

Well, you were all over Jen. Should we
not trust you?

Maybe not.

Yeah, maybe we shouldn't trust you then.
Why are you so deeply invested in Mike

Holden Prickley with Angie? But hold on,
Lisa, let me take this. Because come

back here, Heather. I'm saying all over
you.

She's not all over me, though. You said
at my brunch, like, that once you knew

Lisa was in my book, then you would
consider buying it and then asking Lisa

sign it. Heather, it was a joke.

Oh, I didn't know Lisa Barlow was
mentioned in your New York Times

book. It was a joke. Now I'll buy a copy
and I'll ask Lisa to sign it. That is a

gesture of being all over me. sense of
humor why did you not find that funny

because it was it might have been funny
but it was also an example of you being

all over lisa which is what you asked me
to prove i'm just saying if you want to

be friends with everybody what have you
done to be my friend that's not what i'm

on trial for right now let's move on oh
i'm not gonna say anything

i let you go and i let you go okay i'm
ready are you listening

Okay, warm and fuzzy is that your
intentions are genuinely very

positive. I think you want to manifest
good, positive things.

What's the prickly?

Is it I invited Angie?

Actually, that wasn't what it was going
to be. I think that you need to work on

your communication being much clearer.

Oh, yeah, I'm actively in therapy for
communication once a week.

Wait, Meredith, no.

That's not what you said about her
bringing her friend today. Like, you

like that.

It's just weird to me that you would
bring somebody else, show up early, take

the biggest room.

Like, you had some type of feeling about
it. Well, I'm not getting into that

right now.

What I said was I didn't understand it.
Thought it was odd.

Why asked her why she came early?

Mary asked me, like, she said that it
was childish that I flew out early.

Trixie's my friend.

And I didn't think it was that big of a
deal.

Okay, I'll go. I love that you are here
in pretty much a thong.

And you did it happily.

And you were a good sport about it. I'm
serious. Like, honestly, you're great.

My prickly.

Okay, I'll give you my prickly.

Somebody going through a divorce and
just me and my four kids trying to

figure out what the F we're doing with.

To you losing a $60 ,000 ring.

You know, like my $60 ,000 ring, my $60
,000 ring. And I'm like, I didn't say

over and over, but no.

It's my big one, the big emerald cut
one.

It's a big one, too.

I'm going to actually call my jeweler.

I lost my ring, Trixie.

It's 60G.

Oh, my God.

I lost my ring, so it's been kind of
chaos.

I'm also still really upset about my
ring.

I'm stressed about it. I'm sad about it.
It's sentimental. It's more than just a

ring.

I helped you find it. Girl, I reached my
hand in a tampon box for you. I'm

grateful for that.

I'm just saying.

I'm just saying be aware.

What's your deal with me, Monica?

When you can afford to buy a $58 ,000
ring, you'll care about it too.

Shut the up.

Same things I have, you have.

No, girl. You're carrying around a
new... You have a $60 ,000 ring. I have

a $100 ring.

It's very different.

I get it, like, hard for you, and it was
emotional.

But I'm just saying be aware.

Yep, I got it. You're very blessed.

That's all I'm saying. And just be aware
that some people aren't.

That's amazing.

We all work hard.

Everyone here works hard.

Noted. I got it.

This is a s*** game.

That is a s*** game.

Coming up. Heather, are you okay?

She's not, actually. What do you mean?
She's very sick.

I'm embarrassed in front of everybody,
man.

Pass the espresso, Martini.

I'm just going to stack them. Stack them
and rack them, kids.

I'm going to do, like, a really fun
little dinner toast because Greeks love

toast.

And a fun thing that we do at my house
is we work on a word of the day. Like a

Greek word? Yeah, a new Greek word. I
want to share a word that I feel is kind

of encompassing this evening and a
little bit of this trip for me.

Septiko, which means fake.

I came here with an open heart.

I thought we were friends. You publicly
said that you will never be friends with

me. Why would I invite you and why would
you want to come here?

Publicly? I said that?

Publicly, honey.

Publicly. Where publicly, Meredith?

We will never be friends were your exact
words.

I have no idea what Meredith is talking
about right now. I can't remember one

time where I ever said that I didn't
want to be friends with Meredith in

Is this like a rumor you heard from
someone?

You love a receipt, girl. Let's see it.
Yeah, love a receipt.

Whip it out.

Prove it, Meredith. Like, where did I
ever say this? And why have you taken so

long to bring this to my attention?

You've treated me really
inappropriately. And maybe I should

you how you've made me feel.

I'm not really interested.

You're being very rude.

Well, you can leave then. No, Meredith,
I'm not going anywhere.

This is not your dinner.

You can leave.

I'm not leaving.

You were not invited by me. You can go.

What is your issue with me? Why do you
want to be here? You're just a user. A

user? You don't want to even start with
me, sweetie pie.

I have been kind to you. No, you have
not been kind to me.

How come you called me and asked me all
these great questions and me supporting

you on questions about building a house?
I gave you all my time.

I will be happy to write you a check for
your hour. I don't want a check for

your time. You can go. Because guess
what? You can go. What are you going to

write me a check for? Your jewelry?

You're embarrassing yourself.

You're embarrassing yourself. You're
embarrassing yourself.

You're embarrassing yourself.

You're embarrassing yourself.

Monica, don't tell me how to fight. No,
this is disgusting.

I don't know who the hell Angie thinks
she's going to fight. She's like 4 '11

and 70 pounds. So I'll just sit back and
let you do your thing because you

clearly don't want to hear anything I
have to say.

This is lame and embarrassing for you.
I'm not interested.

You're embarrassing.

I'm going to tell you why. Okay, wait.

You guys don't say that.

You can't believe.

Oh, my God. I'm not leaving her. Don't
say that.

Damn.

Excuse me, sir.

Can we get security, please?

Can we get security?

She refuses to leave. I'm going to tell
you what is what. I don't want to hear

anything you have to say.

Excuse me. She needs to leave.

I'm the hostess of the dinner, and her
behavior is not acceptable. I'd like for

her to leave. I'll do whatever I can.

I'm five espresso martinis in, but even
I know that that guy.

is a waiter, not security.

If you're going to summon him for
anything, Meredith, it's going to be

rolls and a water refill.

Not to tase Angie and cart her off the
table.

Everybody here can work on being good
friends, I think. If you all think she

your friend, you stay with her.

Seriously, keep it together. You are
nobody's friend. You are an ugly human

being. Why don't you look in the mirror
yourself? There are things that are

going on there.

deeper than this nonsense there are
children who are going to be disabled

the rest of their life what's going on
and you know what i'm not doing it you

ladies have a good time i'm going to
worry about the things that matter in

world and this is not one i think that
meredith probably should not drink that

last drink i'm out Hey, hey, hey. Stop.

Obviously, you're not taking this very
seriously, Heather.

Nonsense. I don't need to be attacked by
some woman that crashes a trip with me.

This is all your fault. It is, Heather.

Don't do that. We're moving forward.

Fresh powder, fresh start.

I'm dealing with a lot of shit. Okay.
Hey, hey, hey. That's very serious.

wait. She can just go. She needs to go.
Get her the fuck out. Okay, listen,

listen. Okay, listen.

Okay, listen, okay. I can't feel your
energy.

Okay, there's a lot.

Disgusting energy.

Okay, wait. There's a lot going on right
now. I don't want you upset. Come here.

Meredith left with an English accent.

You're embarrassing yourself.

There's a lot going on right now.

I don't want you upset.

I can't. She's too aggressive.

She's too mean.

She came in way hot and I think it's out
of her and I'm not defending her

behavior like Angie can defend herself.

And sometimes we all act like high
schoolers, right? And I think that there

factors in all of our lives and all of
our friendships over the last few years

that have been hard and a lot.

And I just think like, no, if I want to
go for the jugular and talk about this.

The rumors, the nastiness about her.

Well, we can do that. Do you know what?
You want me to go there with her

husband? I can go there.

Go.

With me. Okay. Tell her to go.

Go for the jugular and talk about the
rumors,

the nastiness about her.

I can do that. You know what? You want
me to go there with her husband?

I can go there.

Don't. With me. Okay. Tell her to go.

I'm working on a brand new friendship
with Meredith, but we're using old

behavior. Like, first it starts with, I
don't want you around.

Then it's I know information on you.

I'm hearing rumors left, right, and
center about Lisa. I just heard that she

was, you know, doing favors to help get
places to pick up Vita Tequila. Who

repeated that rumor? You or me? I didn't
know it. You told me that she performed

sexual favors.

Does this feel good?

Like, it hurt me more.

But I think that the real victim here is
Angie.

Because it's happened to me. I get it. I
understand how she's feeling.

And I thought with Fresh Start's new
beginnings that we weren't going to go

through this again.

Here they come.

Are you okay?

You reverb when we meet up. I'm sorry.

Meredith, look at me, please.

Like, let's both take a deep breath.
Okay. I was very hurt and I may not have

approached you in the right way.

This is not how I wanted this to go.

Really? Because you took it there
tonight.

And you can just go. I've had enough of
you. I have. You guys, you know what?

I've had enough. We need to just, like,
put a quark in this right now and go. We

need to go.

Yeah, we can go.

Come on.

Help me out. Because I am wasted AF.

You had a lot of espresso.

Guys, make sure I get home without a
black eye.

That was such a great dinner, except for
the fight.

Everything was awesome.

Oh, you had too much to drink.

He's gone. I see gone.

Yeah. C -H -E -W -S -W -A -S -T -E -D
right now.

This is definitely not supposed to end
with you in tears at all. I'm sorry for

whatever you're going through. Thank
you.

What is it?

I can't go there. Is it your family?

That was actually fun, though.

Let's just table this for now.

I have something that is a much bigger
weighing on me.

What happened there? Can you say that
again? I can't. I can't go there.

No, it's just ugly. There's nothing
positive.

There's nothing good.

There's nothing down the road that's
going to be good. I'm going to be really

honest. I think it's a convenient thing
right now. Excuse me?

Yeah, I really do. Wait, what do you
mean? Every time I try to have a

conversation with Meredith, there's some
big extraneous situation.

Whenever Meredith is on the spot, this
is what she does. She pulls in some big

thing that she's going through. Like,
it's her best friend's cousin's dog

It's her Amazon package arrived damaged.

The milkman retired.

Dinner was served cold two weeks ago,
and it was intentional.

And it's just always something.

Do you think it's fair that Mary's
probably dealing with a lot, you're

with a lot, you're dealing with a lot,
I'm dealing with a lot, you are, Monica,

Heather? No, don't leave.

I've had enough.

I'm so sick, man. I'm so sick.

Come on, sit down.

I don't like all this fighting.

I have to go to the bathroom.

Like, I didn't come for this.

And they're not even good at fighting.

She's fragile, broken up, and then you
attack her.

Mary, no, I didn't. I stood up for
myself and I stood up for the situation.

She didn't ask for your opinion to stand
up for herself. Every time it gets

hard, she does this.

You need to grow up.

Mary, that's very offensive. You need to
grow up. You deny everything you do.

All I said was you didn't have to say
anything to her.

And own what you do. Own yourself. I do.
I own myself completely.

Own who you are.

Stop being this front, this facade.

Who's Whitney?

You're looking at her. Well, I don't
know.

The way you talked about me, don't you
go there.

Don't talk about our Beth.

I've never talked about you. I got told
about you.

You have said... You called me a
pornography, sweetheart.

Pornography.

You said you were afraid for your
family, for me.

You went all the way from the ground.

You told the whole group you want to
take me down.

You went to the dirt for me.

Yes, you did.

I never said you do porn.

I didn't say I porn.

You said pornography.

No, you called me,

Heather. What was it?

Predator. Predator. You called me and my
husband a predator.

Period. And I'm done with you.

Heather, are you okay?

She's not, actually. What do you mean?

She's very sick.

Like, she tried to stand up and she
couldn't. Do you want me to bring some

water? No, just go.

God damn.

Well, what a fun evening. Would you say
that it was a success?

I don't know.

I just sit for one second. I gave me the
break.

I feel very sick. I can't walk in.

Please, like, just shut the door.

I'm scared.

I'm going to throw up. I'm so sick.

Let's get me a basket. I'm going to
throw up.

Open the door.

I'm going to throw up again.

In front of everybody, man.

Next time on The Real Housewives of Salt
Lake City.

We're going to have. some fun tonight
i'm gonna take over we are doing a drag

inspired makeup competition no yep
cancel your glam it's bothering me i

like this it's like a privileged af why
would you come on a girl's trip with

people you don't want to be with you're
probably one of the number one persons

oh i know that's why i'm confronting you
get out of my face

You can't do that. You are disgusting.
You can't hold me emotionally hostage.

You take a sick child who will suffer
for the rest of his life to weaponize

against me? Don't you dare!