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Hey, what did you find out?

Are you kidding me right now?

Shut the f*** up.

I'm drowning, like, trembling.

I cannot believe it's her.

I can't do this.

I'm freaking the f*** out.

I'm freaking the f*** out.

You guys, no.

Seriously.

Seriously, no. You guys, for real.

How did we all fall for it?

I don't know who to trust anymore.

It is not an enemy that taunts me.

Instead, it is you.

My equal.

My companion.

And close friend.

Put no trust in a neighbor.

Have no confidence in a friend.

Guard the doors of your mouth from her.

Your enemy, the devil, prowls around

looking for someone to devour.

He who breathes out lies.

will not escape.

You're not going to be able to talk your
way out of this.

You're a f***ing liar right now.

You're done.

You are nobody's friend. Everything
about you is fake.

Okay,

you guys, we have 30 minutes to change
this space over. If you can help, I'd

start moving the chairs and the poofs
off.

And then we're going to start dropping
the other tables, pull all the seating

vignettes forward. Can someone get
someone to mop the floors?

There's a reason they call me the
Sundance Queen. Not many people can

these huge parties on such a short
timeline and execute them to perfection

I do.

Let's strap this high. Boy, I might 86
those chairs. Got it. We just want to

shift this a little bit, move these
chairs back, and move the sofas up.

I have been doing Sundance for 14 years.

Yep, we fluff everything.

Let's bring the house lighting down
about 20%. During Sundance, you hustle,

it's no sleep for like five days.

I still love it.

I think we're good.

We did that quick.

I don't know if they've dropped or not,
but Annie handed them to me. Oh, they

must have.

Oh, my gosh. Today, it's been insane.
Like, last night was nice to get in,

by 2.

So, honestly, this morning, I thought I
was like, oh, I have an easy morning.

And it is literally, there's so much
going on.

Oh, Henry has a birthday party next
Saturday.

I think the hard thing with me and Sonja
is I just feel horrible because I'm

missing the kids. And I think it's
really important that we're all

Hold on.

Okay.

This is Jack's senior year, and I want
to be super present with everything he

has going on. And I just know that this
time with him is, I don't want to cry.

I'm just like, we don't have him for
very long.

Well, we'll always have him, but he's
ready to fly the coop. He wants to get

and do his own thing. Yeah, but the
thing is now with, like, him just

us, like, you know, three weeks ago that
he decided to go on a mission instead

of college. It's like, now I'm just
like, I'm not going to see him for two

years.

About a month ago, Jack and I got into
it at home because I wanted to see

his essays for two schools he was
applying to.

He sits down next to me and just starts
bawling.

And I'm like, what's going on, Jack?

He's like, Mom, it's going to be okay
because I decided to go on a mission.

I'm proud of him. You know, I'm happy
that he made that decision.

That's a big step. All on his own, too.

Yeah.

A mission is devoting two years of your
life to serving others.

and teaching people about Jesus Christ.

So Jack's giving up two years of his
life to basically help everyone but

himself. When he told us, you know, I
was crying because I haven't been

in the process, I think I'm still
dealing with the emotion that I had no

and he's been prepping for a year, and
then it makes me think, like, you know,

maybe he does need more time with me, or
maybe he just wants less. I keep

reminding you, where were you when you
were 17?

In college.

In New York City at the limelight. Yeah,
you weren't hanging out with your

parents. You weren't, you know, begging
for your parents to hang out with you.

He's the same way. I was the same way.

The hardest part is that Jack hid this
from John and me for almost a year.

And I'm like, well, why didn't you tell
us? And he literally said, because you

and dad are different than me.

And I'm like, I've been raising you to
love God and Christ your whole life.

Like, how are we different? And he's
like.

I'm just not like you and dad.

And it hurts. It hurts. Like, what else
don't I know about Jack?

Am I so disconnected from my son that he
doesn't want to tell me this?

Am I like a bad mom?

You know, like, am I not present enough?
Am I like, have I missed?

Like, how did I miss this?

How do you feel about everything?

I think what we needed to do is.

Sit down and figure out, try and figure
out the next few months. Hold on, the

team's messaging me.

Hold on one second.

I've been living in the same house.

Since I moved to Utah, you know, 20
years ago, it's the house that I raised

kids in. It was the house that I lived
in with my husband.

And even after the divorce, I stayed
there so it would be consistent and I

wouldn't disrupt my kids' lives.

But now I released my book. The book
made the New York Times bestseller list,

opened a second beauty lab location.

It has been a transformative year for
me. I want to venture out. I want to be

brave. I want to, like, you know, start
a new life. So I bought a new house.

And it's three blocks west of my old
one.

I mean, are you seriously doing the
shoveling? They didn't plow the path.

Hi. Hi.

Here, stay here. Hold this.

Hold this for support.

Okay. You can help me shovel the path.

This sounds like a lot of fun, let me
tell you.

I don't shovel snow. I mean, most of us
hire snow removal services, at least up

in Park City.

I actually enjoy an ice pick, and this
is not that different.

It's a great way to get aggression out.

Do you enjoy an ice pick?

How often do you use an ice pick?

Does Seth Marks know that Meredith
Marks' weapon of choice is an ice pick?

You're my first New York Times
bestseller friend.

I'm officially a hobnobber then. That's
right.

That's right. So how has it been going
though? People are loving it. They're

reading it. And I mean, it's not all
great, but... Backlash, mainly from

in the church, I'm assuming. Mostly.

I didn't write a book called Bad Mormon
and put my face on it without

anticipating fallout. But in addition to
that, I've been under scrutiny because

I've been friends with someone who went
to prison.

How you doing?

I had an unexplainable black eye.

I've learned that hate is always going
to come. But right now I'm just trying

to, you know, block out the haters. And
for the first time.

Live my life authentically for me.

So cheers to us.

I gotcha.

So what have you been up to?

I saw Whitney.

And this is the first time you've really
seen her in months, right? Completely.

First time we've spoken.

Wow. Anything.

Obviously, everybody had a tough year.

But I think, no doubt, like, it was the
toughest for us. Like, we had the most

collateral damage.

You know, we lost our relationship.

I want to, like, forge a new path as
friends, you know?

Well, I'm going to be honest. Like, it's
going to be hard for me to trust you

that you really want to be my friend.

Like, we just got to show each other
that we mean it.

I felt like this feels a little bit
vague of how we're really going to move

forward, but it was more positive than I
thought it would go.

We talked about doing, like, an event,
like, where we get everyone together and

just, like, see everyone face -to -face,
have a spirit of, like, friendship,

fresh start.

Mimosas. Okay, mimosas are positive.

Brunch is positive.

I want positive experiences that help me
build trust because I want to feel

safe around her again, and I don't right
now. Well, she doesn't either. Because

I don't really either around her right
now. She's really gotten under my skin.

More than usual?

She's in the press, and she says this
whole thing about how Seth and I taking

bath is creepy and, like, filled with
bacteria or DNA or whatever.

Wait, what?

I'll tell you.

About a week and a half ago, Whitney did
an interview in the press with the New

York Post, and she said, you won't see
Rose slipping on her slippers after a

sheer bubble bath with husband Justin
Rose, like Meredith and Seth Marks, as

Wild Rose Beauty founder prefers cooking
dinner and having wine to unwind with

her man.

And then she said, it creeps me out to
get in a bubble bath with someone else.

Like, to me, A bath is for me.

Citing an article she once read about
how much DNA is in a bathtub.

How much DNA do you think is in her hot
tub?

My bathtub is cleaned by my housekeeper
every day.

Does she drain and clean that hot tub
that she invites like 85 people into

regularly?

It's like saying I'm dirty and creepy.

It's offensive.

Wait, I'm confused. Does she think this
is funny or is she really mad?

Well, it's rude.

Of course she's really mad about it.
She's Meredith Mark.

This has been an ongoing thing for years
now where Whitney makes these nasty

little digs at me and I'm just kind of
tired of it. Don't come after my

Does she not know me?

You don't go after my marriage. You
don't go after my bathtub.

I mean the only thing she left out was
my children.

We just got these in yesterday.

Just the small. Small order fluoride.

And diamond.

Gorgeous.

I think we can put these three in here
with the gold in the center.

Perfect.

Jen, smell my hospital.

You can go, little girl.

Your kids need nutrients.

You better buckle up, because here I am.

Just saying.

Why is it closed?

Mary's struggling.

Whoa, be careful.

That could have been something.

Hi.

Good to see you. You too.

I missed you. Did you hike up the hill?

It feels like it.

By the time I had to get to the door.
Well, the altitude, the door, the

I'm feeling it. Over the last year, I
have been in touch with Mary.

I'm hungry.

All right, let's do it. Let me get my
coat. It was important to me that she

understood that I am there for her.

I pretty much cut everyone off.

Except Meredith.

The door needs opening.

I'll just put it this way. The distance
was good.

So tell me what's been going on. Catch
me up with Robert Jr., Robert Sr. I'm

going to need you to catch me up.

I'm like in dinosaur mode right now.
That's how much I need to be caught up.

love it. But Robert Sr.'s good.

Robert Jr.'s doing good. Nice.

So Robert Jr.

has a girlfriend.

But everyone's telling me it's his wife.

So we're going to have to figure that
one out.

You haven't asked him? I haven't had a
chance.

Do you live in the same house?

Ladies, do we have any questions about
the menu?

I'll do the lobster.

And I'm getting the spinach and cheese
salad. Robert Sr.

just got back from Vegas. He was out
there for quite a time, like maybe six

months.

How was that for you?

It was good.

How are your kids? How's your family?

Busy, like very busy. Good.

All good.

And then, like, on our friend front,
things have been interesting.

Poached lobster tail.

Thank you.

Thank you.

How are you feeling about it?

I mean, look,

there's nothing to say about it anymore.

She said she's guilty and she's going to
serve her time.

Everyone can start healing and moving
forward now.

That's the only positive.

I have not spoken to Jen since she went
to prison.

Have you tried contacting Jen?

I mean, she's in prison. Like, what do
you want me to do?

I believe in karma.

You gotta get what you deserve, yes.

I'm interested to seeing what it will be
like now that Jen's gone.

She was the big elephant in the room.
And I think now that she's gone, whew.

So you're not really eating. Do you not
like your salad?

It's spicy.

I don't do spicy. Whenever I do spicy,
it comes out the other end spicy.

Oh, that doesn't sound very pleasant.

Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch.

I have a reservation under Auntie.

I've got this table set up for you right
here. Oh, perfect. Thank you. Of

course. Enjoy.

Look at your glasses. All out of mom
mode.

I better take them off. All the better
to see you with.

These things need windshield wipers.
They're so big. They're so pretty,

Thank you.

How are you? Good to see you.

You're out on the town, no babies?

Oh, God.

Don't get used to this. I know, I know.
We're out of sweats today just for you.

Right? Being friends with Jen Shaw
introduced me to things that I would

never known or been around, like the
legal system, the difference between

federal and state charges.

And Monica.

You look amazing.

Thank you. We met each other a few years
ago through Jen.

And since we were both picking up the
pieces of a destroyed friendship, we

figured, hey, let's do it together.

Hi, Lisa.

How are you? Good to see you. You look
gorgeous.

Good to see you guys. Hi, Monica.

How are you? This is Monica.

Hi, Lisa. Nice to meet you. I know.
We've talked before.

Yeah.

I remember meeting Monica a few years
ago. She was running an errand for Jen

meeting her at the airport to give her
something she forgot.

You guys, this weather is so bad.

The only thing is, is like, she doesn't
look like the same person.

This Monica looks completely different
from the Monica I met.

The Monica I met had super blonde hair,
fair skin.

Honestly, if she were in the witness
protection program or in a police

would not be able to pick her out.

So, Jen had fired her assistant and I
stepped in to help her.

And one night, Jen asked me, do you want
to be rich?

Do you want to make $600 ,000 a year?

All you have to do is put this, this,
and this in your name.

I remember being so weirded out, like,
wait, what?

It was very bizarre.

And I have a friend in the secret
service and I called him.

And he said, get the fuck away from Jen
Shah. She's going to prison.

We're looking for Jen Shah. And she was
arrested two months later. And that is

how I became a witness with the federal

government in her trial.

Monica, can I give that to you to put
over there?

Don't put it on the floor.

Well,

hey, look, I'm going to be mom.

It's your purse on the floor, yeah. Do
you lose all your money?

Yeah. I found that in New York, and
there were only six of them made.

And I was like, hey, I have to have
this. There were only six of them. They

happened to get one from Fendi. I died.

Oh, you got the chain, too?

I came in from Rome, and I'm like, bye,
it's me. And I said, like, I have to

have this as a keepsake for my daughter.
She needs her own seat.

She needs her own seat. How are you?
Good. How are you doing today?

Good. How are you? Can I get a Diet
Coke? Yeah, absolutely. And then a Vita

cocktail. Yeah. What can I get for you?
I'll give you whatever she's getting.

Okay. It's so good. I'll just stick with
the water. Thank you. All right, you

guys. And then can I get you something
to eat today? I...

Love the sushi nachos. I'll do that. Can
you do that as an entree? Okay. I'm

going to do the blackened salmon.

That's what I want, too. The blackened
salmon.

All right, I'll be right back with that.

Here we are. All the brunette. I didn't
get the memo. She's curly today.

Monica's a little younger, so I said I
could be your mom.

No, you cannot.

How old are you? I'm 38.

Okay, we cannot be her mom.

Are you single?

Yeah. I am going through a divorce.

About four years into my marriage, I
found myself in what one might call an

entanglement.

That resulted in a divorce and then a
wedding because we got divorced and we

remarried and now we're getting a
divorce again. It's fine.

Totally normal situation.

Monica's got lots of little babies that,
like, keep her running. How old are

your kids?

So, my youngest is five.

Oh, you have a five -year -old? And then
six, 12, and 17.

Oh, I have an 18 -year -old. Is she a
senior?

Yeah. It, like, makes me emotional now.
Oh, yeah, I know. I cry every other day.

I look at him and I cry. Oh, my gosh.

I get what you're going through. As a
single mom raising four little girls on

own,

I never have any me time.

Like, you see, this is so nice. And it
looks put together. No, bitch.

I'm usually in my Christmas jammies down
aisle eight buying milk at 10 o 'clock

at night.

Because we're out.

Because I forgot.

You got a Diet Coke, Dr. Pepper. All my
favorite things. Thank you so much.

I'm in. I'm in.

These are like a baby. No, this is
actually delicious.

Let's support the Vita brand.

Yes. You guys are just like little
besties. I love it. Yeah.

Little twins.

But I've known Ange for a long time. It
started at Lunatic, 15 years. I had no

idea you guys knew each other that long.

I've known her for a long time. We go
way back. I had no clue.

When she's meeting you, I'm like, oh, my
gosh, I never see Monica because I

would talk to you occasionally on the
phone. And in, like, passing times, I

would talk to Lisa constantly because
Jen would get sick and tired of

talking to her, and she would hand me
the phone, and then I'd have to be like,

yeah, girl, I know.

You know, like, I love culture. Like, I
grew up in New York, so. I know, I know.

Do you want to know something what I'm
obsessed with right now?

Anything maritime.

Oh!

I like yachting, so I'm like... You can
literally be on the phone with her and

set it down, and two hours later, come
back.

I like to be on, like, super yachts. And
she's still going.

I have the birthday book, too. I'll
bring it next time we hang out.

I've never talked to anyone like that in
my life.

This is actually delicious.

It's so good.

I'm going to teach Lisa how to cook some
little homemade meals this year. Are

you sure? Are you sure you want to try?
I'm going to try.

I'm going to do my best. I've never even
made eggs.

Oh, my gosh. Are you serious?

Never in my life have I made eggs.

John's an amazing cook.

That's a privilege.

I have to cook. So you're lucky.

You know, the nice thing with John is
we've been married 19 years. We're going

on 20 this year. Are you serious? Yeah.
Wow.

What are you going to do for your big 2
-0? We're going to Europe.

We got a sick house in Braga.

It's so modern you would die.

It is so crazy hearing them portray
these perfect lives.

Thanks for introducing us. I know.

I'm like, I've always known Monica, but
now I know Monica. Yes.

We've all heard things about each other
thanks to Jen. So I'm trying to walk

like this fine line of being open
-minded and non -judgmental, even though

their dark secrets are very heavy on my
mind.

Bringing my two girlfriends together.
Now we're a threesome. Yeah. And I want

spend more time together.

Let's do it. Well, cheers to an amazing
lunch with the ladies. And thanks for

meeting us. We'll do it again.

Okay, so they'll come grab a mimosa.
Yeah, we'll have it all set and ready.

Okay, cool. Over here we'll have food
coming out in just a little bit once

guests arrive.

That'll be great. The menu is
perfection. I'm excited.

I'm going to love this. And then we'll
head outside a little bit later and do

s'mores and have hot chocolate. Cute.
That's going to be awesome.

This location is perfect. I can see the
mountains.

There's fresh fallen snow everywhere.

I'm hoping we can really mend and start
fresh. This is going to be great.

And I have a fun little activity planned
for the girls in the snow later, but

they don't know what it is. I want
everyone to get out their aggression.

Oh. Nothing says fresh starts like an
activity filled with aggression. Right?

Yes. If the booze and the brunch doesn't
work, I have a little trick up my

sleeve. So we're just setting up over
there. We brought 1 ,500 snowballs with

us.

Two different sizes.

Balls.

Big old balls.

That's the plan.

Okay.

Oh, my gosh. That looks delicious.

The little loxies and the waffles.

Hi.

Let the party begin.

Hi. How are you? I'm good. How are you?

How are you?

Check out the food. Oh, everything looks
fabulous. Wow.

Let's go outside.

Hello.

Oh, look at you.

Oh, my God.

Mary Cosby in the flesh.

The most anticipated guest of the year.
You look fabulous.

You look good. You look fabulous.

You're looking good, too. You're looking
good.

Hi. Is this real? Is this really Mary
Cosby?

Is this a hologram?

Did Heather roofie me?

Hi, Mary.

Oh, hi, Whitney.

How are you?

I'm excited for you to meet everybody.

I

think

Lisa brought me, but this is for you
anyway. Thank you.

Classic Lisa.

I tell her she can invite a friend, and
she brings the one friend that spread

the worst rumors about me the last time
we were together.

Guess what? Everybody is saying that
perhaps her and Heather were in their

doing Barbary scissor kicks, and then
Jen beat the shit out of her.

But when I said fresh start, I meant it.

So I'm going to forge ahead.

And then Heather, Monica.

Hi. Nice to meet you.

How are you?

So to be completely honest, Jen never
said anything nice about Heather.

But she also never said anything nice
about anybody

ever. And everything that came out of
her mouth was bullshit. So I'm going to

make my own assumptions about Heather.

Banana bread.

Miss Mary, this is for you. I'm sorry
for the delay.

They arrived right as I was preparing
it. How are you? How are you? Oh, nice

meet you. I'm Monica.

Hi, Mary.

How are you? Good.

How are you? Feel like anybody.

Oh, I love your coat.

Holy Mary Cosby.

This is a Mary Cosby coat.

Mary and I didn't really leave things
bad.

But the last text message I got from
Mary wasn't exactly nice.

Lisa, you're the biggest idiot. You're a
black widow. You are the biggest liar

in Utah. Wow. You'll kill people with
your nasty tequila. You remind me

of a witch. You evil person.

You're not interesting. You're a
horrible human being.

Yeah, I do feel good seeing Lisa right
now. I do.

And I really like her jacket.

Coming up. I'm dirty and creepy because
I take baths. That was a funny joke,

Meredith. Did I make shitty jokes when
you got naked with your husband painting

each other and said, oh, I wonder if
she's getting bacteria in her vagina.

Oh, top me off. I'll top you off. You
guys, thank you everyone for coming.

Gather around.

I have a quick announcement that I'd
like to make.

Whitney and I got together and we
decided to make a fresh start.

And I want to feel this way with all of
you.

We all had a really hard year.

Jen went to prison.

We were trolled relentlessly online.

Our relationships are fractured, you
know.

The one thing that we share is that we
all went through it together.

So let's leave it all at the brunch
today. We could all use a beautiful,

start.

Beautifully said.

Thank you. I love that. Cheers.

Cheers. Cheers.

Heather, I want to ask you something.
Yeah.

Like, how do you love you guys, Jan?

I'm fine.

Do you still have that strong
attachment?

No, I think that was projected a lot by
other people. I think I had boundaries.

You guys had a connection.

There was an absolute, always a
connection. And that's what made it so

to have clarity in or any boundaries for
me. Like I just didn't have any.

And I felt too deep in it. Like if I
stopped for one second, I couldn't catch

breath because it was a lot.

You know, she was a lot. Yeah, but you
knew what you were walking into and you

was willing to accept it.

And you liked that a lot. You enjoyed
that, right? You know what I mean? How

you feeling now that she's actually
gone?

I feel like a weight is lifted.

Yeah, I felt like I couldn't be honest
with Jen. With everything she had going

on in her life, the stakes were way too
high.

It was not a time...

to talk about our friendship and to work
on boundaries.

But now that she's in prison, I feel
like I can just shut the door on it and

move on.

Brooks, Henry, and your son all need to
get together.

Luciano is hilarious.

Can I talk to you for a second?

I just wanted to pull you aside
because...

I feel like we tried to find resolution
within the group, and it has not gone

well for us.

I just would like to set us up for
success rather than failure, and I'm

maybe we could sit down one -on -one,
not in the group, and have a little

conversation.

What are you thinking?

I don't know. Maybe next week we can get
together and go for like a hike or a

walk or do something.

Let's make it happen.

Wow. I did not see this coming, but,
like, let's be honest.

I know she missed me. I mean, I would
miss me, too.

Yes. Ooh, that looks delicious.

I'm a good time marshmallow girl, but
I'm getting a little bit of carpal

from the pivot. Do you know, like, the
two things I can't stand more than

anything are burnt things?

Get that away from me. I can't stand it.
Look away, Lisa. Look away.

Look away. Look away. I can't do it all.

I'm going to stick to books.

Okay, wait. So who here has read the
book?

Have you read Heather's book?

Yeah. No.

If I read books, I fall asleep sitting
up. No one's reading that book.

I'm not surprised that none of them have
read the book.

They're not readers.

Heather, am I in the book? Tell me
everything.

I just say that you're who you want to
be sitting next to at a dinner party.

There's nothing small town about Lisa.
She's big city energy.

I love it.

Big city energy.

Let me get my phone out. I got to buy a
copy.

I want a signed copy of the book from
Lisa.

Lisa, will you sign it for me?

She's a star. I got you. I got you.

Like, Angie, that is exactly why you're
not in the book and never will be.

Hi. Hi.

I just about ate it, but it's fine.
Everybody's flipping.

This is the bartender side, but you're
welcome. Is bartending together a new

path? I mean, that's kind of our shtick.

Yeah, we're pioneer bartenders. We were
always the buzzing cousins, you know.

And buzzing cousins are buzzing because
of the booze. Yeah.

And other substances that was not named.

It's legal now.

It is?

When does Special K become legal?

I don't do such a thing. I would die. I
would have a heart attack. Think I'm

dying. But you like to say I do.

Seem to insinuate that Meredith had a
pill problem.

Jen had said that when we were in Zion,
Meredith was on something with Heather.

Okay. She told me that you two were both
ketamine or something.

I did find out that you were the root of
that rumor, but that's irrelevant. I

was not.

What is Meredith talking about right
now? Out of nowhere, I'm being accused

starting the rumor about Meredith doing
ketamine.

The first time I heard that was in New
York, and Lisa is the one that said it.

What I do know is you have plenty to say
in the press about me, and you continue

to talk about me. And if it was one
incident in and of itself, I wouldn't

care, but you continue to talk about me.
What have I done?

I was making a joke.

When did Special K become legal?

Special K become legal.

So now we've just descended straight
into the underworld of Special K.

Fresh start, special cover.

Like, this is a group chat.

Time for Heather to leave the
conversation.

Wait, what's happening?

It's just going to make us more.

You know I'll own it if I said that you
did that. I have never said that you've

done ketamine. Whitney, I don't believe
that you'll own the things you say.

Because we left New York, I thought we
were in a neutral, peaceful zone. And

next thing I'm seeing is that I'm, like,
dirty and gross and creepy because I

take baths. That was a funny joke,
Meredith.

No, it was a dig on my marriage and a
dig on my bathtub. That's not a dig on

that. Like, I have a dirty house.

I would never assume that Meredith has a
dirty house. I don't even know where

you're living right now. I don't know
what vacation rental you're staying in.

I'd assume she'd wrap everything in
plastic so that she gets her deposit

the end of the lease.

My bathtub is clean. Maybe yours isn't.
Mine is very clean. Okay.

Meredith, I take baths all the time, but
I prefer to take my baths alone, which

is true. Like, why are you judging me
for wanting to take a bath alone?

It is my right to prefer to take a
bathtub alone.

It wasn't about her and Seth. It's about
the fact that they sit in a tub to

clean. Like, that is creepy to me. I
don't like to bathe with people. That's

shady joke.

It really irritates me that Whitney can
be like, oh, I was just being shady.

So now you can take whatever you want,
twist it to benefit you, so you don't

have to take accountability.

Okay, got it.

Did I make shitty jokes when you got
naked with your husband painting each

and said, oh, I wonder if she's getting
bacteria in her vagina?

Did I make jokes when you got naked with
your husband painting each other and

said, oh, I wonder if she's getting
bacteria in her vagina?

Meredith. I know that you won't get in a
bath that's not immaculate. You could

probably eat a dinner off of your
bathtub, okay?

I'm sorry that offended you. But what I
need to get off my chest is I need to

trust that you're going to let this go
and not hold a grudge.

I don't hold a grudge, Whitney. You say
I hold a grudge. Whitney. No, I don't. I

don't hold grudges, Whitney.

I don't.

So what do we need to do to like promise
each other or take a step forward so we

don't come back here? Because we don't
want to lose brain cells over this. Save

your brain cells.

Save your brain cells.

Like stupid conversations. Save your
brain cells.

I am nervous to move forward with you
because I feel like I don't trust you.

I certainly don't trust you.

So what do you want from this? I guess
I'll see how things unfold to decide

I do and do not believe right now. I'm
digesting it all.

Oh, my God.

I am never going to live down a creepy
bathtub.

She'll be bringing this up five years
from now.

I mean, there's always something.

Okay, you guys.

Are you ready for the next portion of
activity?

It is involving snow and it is outside.

No, I'm not doing that.

Everybody gather in.

So this is a fresh pattern. portion of
the program this is your last chance to

take out any hurt feelings any
resentment any anger leave it all

on the field right now okay oh my god
when i blow the whistle you will run to

your snowballs bucket you can throw from
wherever to whomever until we all run

out of snowballs any questions where's
mary

Mary's like, I didn't sign up for this.

I don't want any in my face.

The only snowballs I like are the ones
that are in the gas station. Are they

soft? No, they're not.

They come in a two -pack. They're pink.
They're cream -filled. They've got

coconut on top. They're like ice balls.

Not these things that are made of ice.

All right, ladies. Ready?

Ready!

Okay.

Okay. Go!

What?

Let's go.

We'll just wipe that grudge right away.

I feel better already.

What is going on?

Like, are they having fun?

Don't mess with us!

It's like Lord of the Flies, which is
probably a book that they haven't read

either.

With me.

And it's time to end it.

This season on The Real Housewives of
Salt Lake City.

It was our anniversary.

I asked, do you still want to do this?

He's like, do you? And I was like, I
don't know.

To see your wedding ring in the drawer
every day, that hurts me.

I was married in the temple.

And then I was excommunicated.

I, my, for 18 months.

What the prick's the rumor with Angie K?

You're not even curious at all.

I don't want to hear any of it. I stood
up for our family unit.

I don't like the way you treat women and
talk about women.

Wake up, bobbleheads.

Well, it feels like you two must be
talking a lot of shit about me.

Oh, you want me to shut the fuck up?

Do you have a mute button?

No, I don't.

I'm on play all the time.

Who's the fucking liar?

You're lying or you're lying? I'm
getting really fucking pissed off.

Heather, she is. You're out of control.

She's saying you use your businesses to
wash your money.

You are a f***ing bully and a f***ing
troll.

Your time is up.

Pack your bags and go.

Do you think I look unbred? I do.