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bitches!

How do I turn?

Big bitch energy!

Come on, let's go!

This kind of isn't my thing.

We tell people we're having a week of
auditions and then a week for us to

together our choir. This is something I
want to create. I'm missing feeling, you

know, the presence of God in my life.

Chris got really frustrated because he
felt like I was being attacked in the

media. Please judge me later, but I
created a fake account.

You need to take some accountability
because he did it. Why? Because that's

husband. I agree. Talk to him. Oh, my
gosh.

You said you're my friend. You cared
about me. And then you went on social

and showed exactly the opposite.

So you were fake. I told the truth. If
you don't like the truth, don't ask for

it.

I'm fighting for my life, not your
approval.

I am more of a free spirit without the
Holy Spirit.

I'll always have your back if you stop
stabbing me in mine.

When I take a shot, I always hit my
mark.

I may be a bad Mormon, but I'll always
be a good fan.

What's up, guys?

Hey, Jack.

What are you guys doing?

Origami.

Are you guys going to be hungry soon?
I'm hungry.

I'm always hungry, though.

What are you guys making?

I don't know.

But Henry's good at telling me I suck at
it.

Oh, you got your new scriptures.

Those have your name on them, too. Did
you see?

We got to ease into it, but I want to
get back to where...

We're doing like scripture study, Bible
study together at least once a week. You

know, Heather, I auditioned for
Heather's choir because that's her way

feeling connected to church still
because that's like something she

it. By watching her, like I feel like
more compelled to gravitate the other

because it makes me miss.

Some of the things I felt more connected
to. You know, I'm not super proud of,

like, the example I've set for Jack and
Henry. Like, I know I'm spiritual, but I

think it's important that my kids see me
make the efforts to get up and go to

church with them on Sunday. Like, it's
course correction for me. And I think

this is my way of acknowledging that,
like, I messed up.

I think the great thing about religion
is everyone can do it a different way.

There isn't one set way to do it. And
that's what your mom always says.

Like, the world is crazy. Like, you guys
have to have...

like a really good core and i think if
your core is focused on god your life

will be a little easier i actually think
meditation is a way of praying and you

know don't necessarily have to be saying
words or speaking words in your mind or

you know verbally like what jack's doing
right now yeah jack

actually daydreaming about women

Yeah, probably. Not wrong.

That's probably very true.

Hey, Whitney. Are you ready to do this?

Are you ready?

I'm going to be like on the bunny hill.

You going to hang with me?

No, I'm taking you up, girl. Oh, I can
see Jen.

I know I blend in.

Look at you.

Oh my gosh, I love your braids. Of
course you did that.

Ready? Yeah, let's go.

So pretty up here.

Thanks for coming with me. Thanks for
inviting us.

Wait, so are we going down that hill?

No, we're going higher than that. Yeah,
we're going to the top.

We live in Utah. Utah is known for
having some of the best snow in the

The slopes are right in our backyard. So
it is time that Jen and Lisa really

step up their game and stop f***ing
around on the Benny Hill. You'll see.

not, it seems intimidating, but you can
take any way down. Like the gondola

down? Nope, you are going down on your
six.

See you at the bottom.

There's no more little girls around
here, okay?

We're going to the big girl hill.

Wait, I need to warm up first. Okay, I'm
warming up.

Woo!

We're seeing!

We're seeing!

I just don't want to cut anybody off.

I think I'm going too fast, Lisa.

Big turns!

You know, the last few years, my skiing
skills have vastly improved. They've

gotten a lot better. I attribute that to
hard work, dedication, and taking my

anti -anxiety pills.

That's the winning combination.

My goggles.

They're on your arm.

Oh, thank you.

I haven't seen you since audition day. I
need a mirror.

Here, are my glasses reflective?

How did your audition go?

Well, apparently I made it. So did I.

Honestly, Lisa, like, you're one of the
very best singers of the day. I would

love if you would be willing to sing
soprano in this little choir.

The last time I saw her, she physically
escorted me from her house.

With the Lisa stuff, I challenged
Heather. I said, well, have you even

considered Lisa's side of it? And she
physically grabs me, turns me around,

pushes me to her front door.

I am done. I've done my job today, and
thanks to everyone for being here.

Goodbye.

Is that unreal?

I'm surprised.

Whitney defended Lisa to Heather.

But I find her reaction completely out
of character for her. This does not

like the Heather I know, where I'm
wondering, like, what's going on with

Heather? All of her stuff is a house of
cards built on lies, and if one of those

cards moves, it's all going to crumble.
That's why she's, like, upset with you,

upset with you, and upset with me,
because we're, like, saying, hey, that's

the truth. I talked to her.

about what Kristen had done on Angie,
and she was genuinely upset by it.

how she received the information. In the
moment. In the moment. And I'm like so

confused because we go to the audition.
Now why don't you say anything to Angie

Hampton? I feel like whenever we're in a
group setting, Heather just kind of

steps back.

I keep showing up for Heather. I feel,
and it's kind of like a pathetic

I feel like I chase her down.

Like, I feel like I'm always constantly
the one that's like, are we good?

Like, hey, I just shared with you that
I've had all this trauma that I'm

through, and I'm trying to explain to
you that in the past, when I have

the pot or been messy, it's because
that's where I naturally, like, that's

learned how to, like, behave, right?
That's where I got attention.

And I'm, like, trying to tell her, like,
I'm trying to break that pattern. Like,

I don't want to.

be that person right and in i'm telling
i'm going through all this pain and

trauma she never once like picked up the
phone after phoenix to call me i don't

like living in this space of ambiguity i
would rather be like hey i'm not okay

with this i'm hurt and we need to talk
about this

coming up dana started off with saying

Well, what was that all about with Jen?

Bullying, auntie? No, no, no, no, wait.
She said bullying?

You don't even know me.

It's barbecue times, the no -wife zone.

I'm going to introduce you to a couple
of folks, man. I got my guy. This is

Marcus Jones.

Marcus is the owner of Miss Esther. Oh,
awesome.

This is a dear friend of mine. Bring in
the south to your mouth when I rolled in

and saw that.

I guess a 12 out of 10 on the tagline.

I think it's great that Coach is hosting
a barbecue.

Get the guys together.

Come on in.

Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

You know, understand what's going on
with Coach and Jen.

What do you got, some sweet treats?

Get in here.

And see how we can be supportive.

I cannot even comprehend what he's going
through. So I love that he was

proactive in doing that. It's just what
the doctor ordered right now.

Thank you, sir.

Thank you, brother.

Thank you. Yes, this is a wonderful man.

So, your wife is?

Dana. Great to meet you. Yeah, yeah,
yeah.

Yes! I knocked and the door opened. I'm
glad you just came in.

Yes!

We got the crew. We got the crew.

We got the crew. Very good.

We got to get some time. Oh,

really? All right.

I think it is a good idea for he and I
to talk. There's more to talk about than

just what Lisa said.

Looks amazing.

Those look really good.

I think there's a lot of things to
straighten out.

We'll just bow our heads and say grace.

In the name of Allah, the most
magnificent, the most merciful God,

allowing our friends to dwell together.

We ask you to humbly protect us, protect
our families, and most importantly,

God, give us the understanding to...

Have faith in those things that we
cannot understand.

We say these things only in God's name.

Amen.

We got to dig in. We got beef brisket,
sweet corn, macaroni cheese, obvious fan

favorite, some chicken drumsticks. So
you got to dig in, please.

Thank you.

How much time do we have to eat in
silence and just enjoy this?

When our wives are crazy.

We need to remember that, listen, not
everything has to lead into our

relationship. Let's just eat. Let's
laugh a little bit without our wives

or hanging in the distance.

No wives invited.

Hey, the strippers are here.

How are you? We're going to get her out
of here right now.

I love you, baby.

Okay.

I'll see you later. Love you, baby.

I definitely feel the tension between
Seth and John right now, and I'm

surprised because I thought we had a guy
code that meant we leave that behind

when we get together. I got to have my
guy do this demonstration.

Come on, let's make our way to the
counter.

Look at that.

Look at that.

It's a big piece of meat, but, you know,
don't be intimidated.

We're going to season this bad boy up.
Let me see how you do it. So basically,

all we're going to do is literally layer
it on there.

Ooh. So you can get thick with it like
that, huh? Yeah.

I like that.

It's getting hot in here.

How are the boys? Are they good?

Yeah, they're good.

Jack's getting, he's almost as tall as
me.

Dad!

Party! Thank you for having us. Man,
brother.

Thank you.

I would love to talk to you just to get
some stuff. Yeah, happy to. Do it, man.

Do it. No, no, no.

Do it, brother.

Do it. That's why we're here, to visit a
little bit. Go. Thank you.

Beautiful out, actually.

Yeah, it's not so bad in the sun.

I just, like,

I've never had a situation like this
where I have a friend whose wife

went crazy on my wife.

When you see Meredith, I know you guys
didn't talk to each other at the party.

I don't know if you were trying to avoid
her.

No, I didn't. I'm kind of in my own zone
there.

How would you feel if Meredith said Lisa
Barlow is a garbage whore, her family,

she's a piece of shit, her husband can't
keep a job?

I mean, when they were in Arizona, your
wife brought up rumors that Lisa cheated

on me just out of the blue.

And so I don't know.

I mean, I don't think anybody can walk
around and say that they have never done

anything dumb, that they regret.

and ask for forgiveness.

I think it's more constructive when you
have qualms with somebody to actually

say it to their face rather than behind
their back.

Again, your wife brought up rumors that
Lisa cheated on me.

I agree with you as far as
communicating.

I mean, that is the best thing. I know
there are times that she tried to

communicate with Meredith. Meredith was
like, I don't have time for this.

I keep looking at him. I just want to
make sure there's no fist to fight. Hey,

listen, this was a conversation that
needs to happen. I value you, value

your friendship, everything.

Likewise, man. I guess values are so
hard, you know, when you have to love a

dude. I agree. I agree.

Let's go.

You're cold, too.

I didn't know that.

I didn't know that.

Hey, hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

What? Listen, here's what I want to
know.

One question.

Are we better?

Better than where we were before we
walked out?

Yes, sir.

And that's all that matters.

How are you doing, man?

You're going through with your family
right now?

Man, I believe that God never makes
mistakes.

Never. And so I am exactly where I'm
supposed to be.

And some days that is painful.

Some days that's hard.

And I cry.

I cry because I can't control the
outcome.

I can't fix it. I can't do what most men
want to do for their wives and making

it better. I can't do that.

And some days I feel absolutely
helpless.

So we're all with you and your family.

Thank you.

Thank you, brother.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much.
Thank you. You say, how am I getting

through it right here?

This will last me. This will fortify my
spirit. I'll be okay. I'll be good.

My life transitioned this week.

So I stepped away.

or parted ways would probably be a
better way to say it, with the company

been with for seven years.

Oh, man.

Life throws some interesting things at
you.

It does, doesn't it? And it's really how
you react to that. It's the only thing

I told my wife every day. I said, baby,
I don't know what's going to happen two

minutes from now. I just know how I'm
going to react to it. Right.

God, I'm not flinching. Okay, so now
what?

So now what?

I feel like we're in therapy.

Coming up, Heather, I just think, like,
do you like me?

Yes or no question.

What are you doing,

Auntie? I thought we'd just make a
little snack, a little white bean salad.

Sure. That sounds good. Do you need
help?

Do you want to open the cans for me?

Sure.

Okay. Oh, honey, honey, honey, you know
what?

The mess is worse than the help. Thank
you.

Hey, what are you guys doing?

We're just making a little white bean
salad.

That sounds good. So, guys, tell me
what's going on.

We are traveling a lot this week for our
college tour.

It's so different than when we married,
you know, like than when we did it.

Yeah. Well, yeah. It is different, Myra.
We're on the older side of things now.

I don't think so. I think you guys still
look... You guys are spring chickens.

Age is a mindset.

Myra is my sister.

She lives in Chicago, but we are very,
very close.

Have been for the large majority of our
lives. You know, but like any other

close relationship, you certainly have
ups and downs. Hold it.

You're not holding it. Well, I'm afraid
you didn't tell me. Well, Alex.

Watch his face. My finger is not getting
cut.

We did have a little bit of a rough time
last winter with everything that was

going on with my father and my nephew.

We had some very serious issues going on
in my family.

I couldn't get him buried. I couldn't
get any peace. I was fighting

with my sister.

I had a nephew with mental health
issues.

It wasn't my story to tell.

It's hard for us to see eye to eye to,
you know, fulfill the different needs we

needed for closure, but we're in a great
place again.

I'm getting really excited about our
event.

I am too.

Oh, me too. It's going to be amazing.
And seeing the venue was immensely

helpful, and I'm really excited.

I want to hear all about that for you.
Will you guys run this up to Unkeep?

we will.

Thank you.

Of course.

Why don't we, like, sit down and eat
some of this? Right.

Oh, I'm kind of cold.

Are you warm?

I'm really, no matter what, what's the
rule? If you're warm, I'm cold.

Seriously, I'm so excited to do this
with you. Our family has been through a

in the last year.

You know, with everything that happened
with Alex, you know, it's almost like

this is a celebration of where he is in
his life.

With Alex, it's been a long journey.

Over the years, there were a variety of
just little signs that, you know, he was

not happy, that he was struggling in
different ways. He went to multiple

facilities for mental health, for drug
addiction.

And it just didn't seem to be getting
much better.

And last

winter,

he drank a bottle of bleach.

He's doing so well, Mayor.

He does seem like he's doing great, but
the question is, is he getting better at

expressing where he really is?

That's what I said. That's the amazing
thing. He told his therapist when he's

been triggered.

That's incredible.

That's what you need. He is so excited
to help others because he's like coming

around and now he's on the other side of
it. And to have you give this event,

it's special because it's you doing it.

So, me, anyone, Alex, involved in this,
want positivity.

You have to really think it through. Who
do you want at our positive event?

You know?

Yeah, and it's a little tricky. That's a
wild card with a lot of the women here.

They have not been good to you,
Meredith.

You know, it's not just Lisa right now.
We get to Arizona.

Whitney has this meltdown. It's like we
have to all tell Lisa we're talking

about her.

So now fast forward back to today.

So now she has apparently continued to
insist to Lisa that I'm the one who

started these rumors to the point where
John said something to Seth about it.

Wow. She was really hurt that Meredith
wasn't there for Lisa when she needed

her. How was I not there listening to
her for three hours a day?

On the phone.

Hours a day.

I did not accuse that. I did not accuse
that. Whitney did.

And that actually really pisses me off.

You certainly don't need to deal with
that. No one deserves that.

That's not a friend.

Our first rehearsal.

Right? Now the muscle came. The muscle
is here. Now we don't have to move

anything anymore. Do you need some
furniture moved?

Yes, we do. Is this the keyboard?

That is the keyboard. We got a big
speaker.

I can't believe it's actually happening,
that the first choir rehearsal is here.

Go way too high.

Can I try it one more time? I'm sorry.

Our auditions had some highs. Go, Mark.

Oh, a triple.

And some lows.

I really want to create a safe space,
just a feeling of renewal

and spiritual centeredness through
music. And I'm glad that my friends will

part of it. And I hope they don't mess
it up.

Let's hit it. Do you think this is loud
enough?

Yeah.

Give me another note.

You look beautiful.

You too.

Off we go.

They're picking me up, Mama. Oh, yeah, I
love driving with you. We can catch up

on the drive.

Girl, did I tell you I went skiing with
Lisa and Whitney?

Oh, how fun. How was that?

It was good.

Whitney and Lisa talked about that they
both made the choir.

Have you even talked to Heather?

I mean, where are you guys at with
everything?

It's been awkward between Heather and I.
Heather doesn't see a problem with what

Angie did. You cannot say you're my ride
or die and then...

Okay, what do we say? Okay.

You cannot say you're my ride or die but
then not stick up for me when it's not

about choosing...

Fives are friendships. It's about right
or wrong. I'm going to the choir

rehearsal to support Heather, but I'm
confused right now. Because if the

were turned, you better believe I would
have cussed Angie and Chris Harrington

out on Heather's behalf and been like,
that is wrong. It was messed up. You

don't do that.

Apologize. I just want Heather to, like,
have my back and just do the right

thing. There's a few other things that
we need to talk about.

Meredith? What do we need to handle?

Well, keep that ready because you're
going to need it. So Meredith had

me to a spin class last week, and I get
there, and there was Dana.

She brought up the situation at the
choir audition.

Started off with saying, well, what was
that all about with Jen bullying Angie?

Don't you think Jen could have handled
the situation a little bit different

day at the audition?

Honestly, I feel like she was almost
bullying.

Like, I feel like no one stands up to
her and no one puts her ass in check

she's stepping out of line.

No, no, no, no, wait. She said bullying?

She said bullying. Bullying? Did she
hear what Angie did to me?

You know what, Dana?

How in the hell in what world am I
bullying Angie Harrington when Angie

Harrington's husband set up shock shows?

How am I the bully in this?

Dana, what you're not going to do is go
around and all of a sudden label me

without having a one -on -one
conversation with me. You don't even

You just need to be careful and not be
around dangerous people or people that

don't have your back.

Right.

Coming up. This is the first time that I
haven't gone along to get along. I

don't want this awkward space anymore.

Don't go along to get along. The awkward
space is gone.

Now there she is, Angie Harrington.

How are you? Oh, my goodness.

I'm together.

Oh,

my gosh. I wasn't sure you were coming,
Whitney.

I'm thrilled that Whitney came.

I don't know what's going on between us.
That was a lie.

You win.

I'm done.

We always show up matching.

There's so much conflict with us, but I
know that if we can have a positive

experience.

You know, that'll be a little deposit in
our emotional bank account.

When she told me that you made the
choir, I was like, well, you're letting

anybody in, Heather.

Listen,

I was just as surprised that I made the
choir. If I want to repair my

relationship with Heather, I'm going to
have to show up and support her even

though it's uncomfortable.

We're singing Mormon hymns, and she
literally was with me signing my paper

how much trauma I have around the Mormon
church.

I can't sign this fast enough.

If that does not show my commitment to
friendship, then I don't know what does.

The truth is, when we did auditions, we
wanted people that really came with a

base level of love for music so that it
could be focused on just singing

together. Do we want to bring up some
chairs and get comfortable and get to

each other a little bit?

Sure, sure.

We could pull some chairs in.

I'll sit by you, girl.

Oh, okay. Come sit.

Oh!

Oh, my goodness.

Lisa Barlow.

Hey.

Hi. Hey, Heather. Thank you so much for
coming. You're welcome. I'm so glad

you're here. In true Heather and Lisa
fashion, there's a Band -Aid on our

situation. Like, there's no sutures. It
can, like, easily rip off. And then we

go back to the same problems over and
over again. You know, in the Ten

Commandments, there's one that's like,
thou shalt not lie.

And maybe singing hymns will remind
Heather.

Didn't Meredith make the players?
Meredith is costume consultant, and she

family in town.

There you go. Well, okay.

I have issues with Angie Harrington.

Now is not the time for me to have any
conversation. Anything I say and any

conversation we have right now is not
going to be productive.

But you know what? It's a damn good
thing that there is no Dana Banana

today. We don't need choir auditions,
part two.

Hell no.

No way. Hi, everybody.

Hello.

Thank you all so much for being here. So
my name's Corey.

I've been in choir since fifth grade,
and then I became a choir director.

I taught middle school choir for 21
years.

You know, a lot of people in Utah grew
up in church music or high school music

and maybe no longer go to the same
church or church at all and just really

a place to make music.

and to worship in a way that means
something to you.

So round of applause for everyone for
coming and supporting this. It means so,

so much.

Well, let's sing.

You want to sing?

Everybody stand up.

I was going to quit.

I was going to quit.

How did I make this? Yeah, because we
sing. You and I have to. You and I have

to. We have to talk.

Ugh, hater.

So everyone just kind of semicircle
around a little bit.

We're just going to warm up with a hum.

When you hum, you want your lips
together, but your teeth apart. Put lots

space in your mouth.

I want to be here to be for you.

And that's why I showed up at auditions.

That's why I'm here today. It was a huge
gesture.

It means a lot to me. Now open up to an
aww.

Awww. Actions speak louder than words.

I knew you wanted to throw me out.

I'm glad you didn't. I didn't. I don't
want to be in a space of contention and

anger.

Why would you take, like, something
that's, like, very sensitive, such as my

dad's obituary and death, and the text
messages that I exchanged with you while

my dad was dying, okay, and tweet that
if you didn't want to go backward with

me? You have to see it from my side,
too, Heather.

My character was denigrated because you
told a lie.

And I was like, I have to clear my name.

I second -guessed myself, Heather. I was
like, am I that shit?

Did I not? Yes.

No, I wasn't. I wasn't.

Hey, Lisa, you're an empath, right?

Let's put the facts aside and focus on
the feelings.

My feelings are hurt, and as an
empath... I'm an empath. I absorb it

You should feel that.

Heather, I just think, like, do you like
me?

Yes or no question.

The yes or no question, do you like me?

Heather, I just think, like, do you like
me?

Yes or no question.

Two, three, four.

God be with you.

The yes or no question, do you like me?

Because I'm trying. Is that important?

Yeah, it is important to me because if
you're saying you're my friend and you

don't like me, your actions are showing
me you don't like me.

I want and have never wanted anything
more than to just...

be good with you.

But you created this space where we
weren't good.

And you've never owned that. I don't
feel like that's the truth. If you want

just start ground zero moving forward, I
want to be your friend.

But you lied.

Are you for real right now?

Stop for a second. Let's talk through
this.

I want to talk to you privately.

Come here.

Hold on. I'll be right back.

Take it to the top. I'll be working on
my hymn.

You were a casualty in this, and I'm so
sorry, and he is so sorry.

There's just all these rumors that
affect my credibility, and I'm going to

to fight for my freedom and who I am.

I talked to Sharif, and Sharif, he was
so hurt about it. I told you that. And

Sharif's like, you know what?

Talk to Angie and Chris.

Have him apologize in public like he...

Put your name out there in public? For
sure.

Yeah. Absolutely.

I want to move forward. I don't like
living in this space right now.

And if Chris can do this, then I can
move on from this situation and so can

Coach. Listen, you of all people should
know we were in Arizona. There's a lot

of lies being said about me. Those are
hurtful to me, my husband, and my kids.

would never sign up for those lies. And
that was extremely painful for me, my

husband, and my kids. And I have never
heard those lies nor corroborated those

lies. I think they're ridiculous.

Whitney has been very consistent in
saying you guys were all a part of that.

And, like, you said that, and I'm
choosing to believe Whitney. I know, but

that's crazy, man.

Well, why would she make that up?

Like, Whitney's right here. We can bring
her over.

I would love to know what... I believe
you.

Oh, God.

I was just saying, like, because she
feels like I think she's a liar. I'm

I choose to believe Whitney. I choose to
believe that Whitney heard those

things. You were there when they
happened. If you heard them or not... I

Whitney's recanted that. No, I haven't
recanted that. I have not recanted that.

So what's your story now? I just think
Heather conveniently forgets or she

really has forgotten.

Because clearly you don't remember. So
it's either you're purposely not

remembering or it's convenient. How do I
fix it? How do I fix that?

It's either situation.

How do I fix it? Is that an easy place
for you to go? Like when you called me

about the auditions, you're like, I
don't really remember how it ended. I

even remember what we said last time we
were together. I know it wasn't

pleasant. The fact that Heather can't
remember things that she does to hurt me

makes me feel like that's a Heather
problem. And it's not my problem. It's

something she needs to work on. Why am
I? Last time I saw you when I brought up

Lisa and defended her, you pushed me out
of your house but still invited me to

choir and told me that you forgot we
were in a fight. I forgot

about that

completely because what you're saying
didn't land with me as sincere or real.

felt like it was fully fake.

Because I have a friendship with Lisa?
No, like, be friends.

Wonderful.

It's the first time that I haven't gone
along to get along. I'm just telling you

how I feel. I came to you to say, I
don't want this awkward space anymore.

Don't go along to get along. The awkward
space is gone. Okay, great. It's gone.

This is exactly what happened that
night. You walk away and dismiss me, and

we get nowhere. When people start to
show you who they are, believe them.

Like, at this point, I'm starting to
feel like, all right, you, Heather.

If she doesn't want to be the same level
of friend with me, that's fine. I now

know where to put her.

I'm realizing now, like, after being
shut down 40 hundredth time.

Thank you for calling me a liar.

I am so tired. I'm done. Thanks for
coming.

I'm done.

All right.

We have the whole group together
finally.

Here we go, Melody. This will heal.

This will heal. This will heal.

Not really, but let's just do our best.
Here we go. Ready?

And. God be with you till we meet again.

What's up? Hi!

How are you? I'm good. You look so
beautiful.

Do you want a drink?

Yeah, sure. Still sparkling?

What are you? I'm sparkling.

Perrier? Yeah. Pellegrino?

Um, Perrier's fine.

Lemon, lime, plain?

Uh, lemon.

Why do you have my, girl, you have all
the drinks.

Only shortage of food, no shortage of
drinks.

What's going on with you?

Nothing much, just working today for a
little bit, showing a few homes for

clients. I'm going to go to the gym
after this, pick up my kids, and then

hopefully be able to get a date night in
with my husband. So I'm trying to

manage that. It's a lot of work. When
kids are little, it's a lot of work.

I like Dana, and now that I have shed
the toxic friendships,

It's nice to have some time to be able
to explore some new friendships with

people who seem to be very kind and
caring.

So what are you guys going to do for
date night? Maybe go watch a movie.

Just having some quality time together.
It's so important to do that. You do

really need that. Seth and I went
through a lot of ups and downs. It all

have been like probably had an awful way
of just taking that kind of time.

I fight hard. My husband and I fight
hard. We love each other. We just fight.

just make it work.

Fight for each other. You got to do it,
right?

Hey, sis.

Aloha.

Welcome.

Are you blowing up at Palm Street? Well,
I'm going to need your help.

But first, give me a hug.

Good to see you. You look sexy.

Oh, my God. This water is perfect.

Do you need me to hype you up? Girl, I
don't need any hype. I am ready for this

trip, and I'm ready to get everybody
hyped up for the trip. I'm in need of a

real turnip vacation, okay?

Like a Jen Shah -hosted turnip.

Obviously, I can't go out of the country
right now, but a beach, maybe on the

coast. I don't know, California, but
somewhere warm.

Girl, I have got a friend with a house
in San Diego.

Go to the beach. It's close to the
beach.

Opa! I don't want any more healing
trips. I don't want anybody bringing up

trauma. We get glam. We look cute. We go
dancing.

We keep it right on the surface.

But look, that looks pretty good.

Look, this is totally believable. For
all they know, we're in Florida. So

call Meredith and invite her. Okay.

Hello?

So it's you, Heather, Whitney, Lisa,
Jennifer Shaw,

and Angie Ketz -Mavis.

And, Dana, I would invite you, except I
heard you were talking shit, girl.

Okay, so wait. Jen, I think you and Dana
have some, like, miscommunications

going on here. Don't call me a bully
because that is not what happened.

I don't tolerate stuff like that.

Wow.

Diana, we're done. Meredith, we'll call
you back, baby. Bye. Listen for a sec.

I'm not going to sit here and be
bullied.

I'm being bullied.

Well, Jen, don't even defend yourself.
I'm not going to do this. I'm good.

You're a total stranger.

I have to sit here and let somebody tell
me that I'm a bully? I'm not going to

perpetuate this.

Jen, she doesn't matter.

Nobody cares what she says.

Well, aloha to me, apparently.

Built to come this season on The Real
Housewives of Salt Lake City.

Thank you so much, and we'll see you in
sunny San Diego.

San Diego!

Suck her titties.

Suck her titties.

Heather, I've never seen this side of
you.

Are you serious? Yeah, I'm serious.

I would, like, send a random DM with
this SEC filing.

What does that mean about Lisa's
company? It seems very, very strange.

Why the f*** is she talking about my
business with you?

This is no one's f***ing business.
Someone close to me was working for Jen,

now he's an informant.

What you're talking about is my life.
Check your source!

Why don't you tell Heather how you feel
since we're all putting our feelings on

the table. The floor is yours. Go ahead.
I'm still doing it right now, Heather.

You can say what you want to say. I
have.

Heather, your mouth is just going like
this. There's a whole lot of bullshit

coming out of it. You're coming at me
today? I don't deserve that.

You're supposed to be my ride or die.
And guess what?

That's not ride or die characteristics.