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What a beautiful night.

What do I hope for tonight?

Let's get in the vibe. It takes a minute to get in the vibe of Bluestone Manor.

Vicki was asking me, where are we going to go?

What do you do here?

What do you mean? I just wanted to know if there's a place that we can, like,

whoop it up at around here. There's nothing to do.

We are here at BSM.

This is the spirit. This is the place.

Got to absorb it. We're going to absorb it tonight.

I know how to stick my fingers deep.

Very sweet. Could you taste that for me, darling?

We're putting him out. We're putting him out.

Your season, season two, the one that came on, it was the worst, like, time of

my life. My husband died.

What does that have to do with you making money or not making money? Stop

now. No, you will not talk that way to me, ever.

Let's get that straight. You will never talk that way to me. That finger is

interesting. You will never talk that way to me. I asked a simple question.

I didn't even eat my lobster yet.

To have anybody come at me saying to shut the f*** up, you don't say that to

somebody. And scene.

Can we get all of this? No. Scene.

You shut the f*** up.

Here are three Scorpios. Like, what are we doing tonight? Let's get naked.

Oh, no.

I'm naked on New Year's. What?

Not tonight.

Maybe in a couple nights we'll get naked.

Look at Vicky. Get me naked on Friday night. I'm going to grow. Vicky's like,

what the fuck is happening?

I mean, it's going to be hot.

You know what you're going to do tonight, Brandi? You're going to get a

night's sleep.

Am I? Yeah, and we're going to have a nice... On the pool, I can't. You're

the...

That's a handmade couch, a George Smith couch from London.

I love it. I'm excited.

And it's got a handmade bed. I'm excited.

You guys, let's have a drink up here.

Okay. Taylor, I don't want you to leave without me. I feel like... All right.

All right. I have to find my phone.

All right. Oh, my gosh.

Meg, you're crazy.

Fucking crazy. Keep her away from me.

I'll go down. I'll take her down. I'm not putting up with chaos.

Do you have shoes?

Yeah. No, I don't. Okay. Let's go.

I have to pee real quick. Okay. Go that way. All right. I love that.

Listen, I think that Brandy needs to go to bed. There's no more. There's no more

more here. It's only going downhill fast.

I've been over -served or I over -partaken. I've over -partaken, whatever

I'm going to bed. Wake up in the morning, do that Catholic thing. Nothing

happened. Nothing happened. Nothing happened. She's brash. Her boobs are

out. She's disgusting.

She's filthy. Her mouth is filthy.

Birds of a feather flock together.

I am not flocking with that bird.

Okay. Just saying.

Go, girl.

I'm just saying she was out of line.

I'm thinking, Vicki needs to be dating a preacher because she would be a good

Southern Baptist woman.

I think she's going to get

it together.

Okay, well, we'll pray for that tonight. We're going to pray that she gets it

together. Hi, sweet pea. This is incredible.

So incredible. Oh, I hope so.

What are y 'all getting ready to do?

We're coming back to take a break. I need to go to the ladies room. Go to the

ladies room. Come on.

Oh, child. I'm going to have a... I'm going to go to the ladies room. I'm

to have a square.

You go do what you're doing. I'll be right back.

Oh,

it is Brandi.

Oh, sure. You like came and got in the bed.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

How did you get up here in the bed so quick?

What are you doing?

I don't like her. She said shut the... There was no reason for that. I don't

like her.

Lordy mercy.

This room is beautiful.

Oh, my God.

You are crazy.

I know she is drunk out of her mind, and I just want to make sure she's okay

because she's obviously...

You're so misunderstood, and I just don't want her to feel like everyone's

against her. And I like her. And I think, you know, she needs a friend.

Okay, so I think you could be very lovable. I think you got to get hard.

I do. I could hurt. You got to stop calling people bitches. Bitch, I was a

friend. I was a color bitch.

You got to stop, Randy. You got to just watch your mouth. Tone it down.

Be kind.

Okay. Be a good citizen.

Next person I live with or give myself to or whatever, I'll probably marry

again. Does that mean you're going to be having sex at 80?

Probably.

I don't really miss sex. I just don't. I don't know.

Because it's got to have the intimacy attached. Don't think I'm not a sexual

person. I perform as well as anyone when the lights are down. Do you sex

yourself?

Not really.

What?

You got a lot of pins up there.

This is going to be a long weekend.

You got all these women with estrogen.

I don't have sex. God knows I'm a Barbie practically at this point.

I mean, it's like I practically polish it. I don't clean it anymore. I just get

some pledge.

You're not going to use that.

She's not dead. What do you mean you don't think or care about sex?

Just because you're not getting it doesn't mean you don't want it. Like,

could use a vibrator. I have one in my suitcase.

Like, what the? I can put my laptop on my lap, but the heat makes me horny.

Really? Yeah. Yes, but I'm a Scorpio, so.

I'm a Virgo. I don't even know what that means. No, I need to figure it out. I

need to figure it out. I think I'm going through a dry spell.

I get, I get attached.

Come here, princess. I don't know how to have fun and people and then have

people. dick slap in your face and pussies in your face and all that. And

wake up and be like, I'm going to have some coffee and continue my day. I

oh my God, I need to go to church. I need to call my mother. I need to get

married. And that's too much in one day.

But you deserve a climax.

And if you want here, around right now, could you help me with that? We do.

Like, tomorrow morning is so much better from last night's climax.

I'm serious. She's not ready to jump out of her skin.

I'm going to go to bed on that. Wait, you're going to bed?

No! Yeah, I kind of feel like I want to.

No? I want to put a mask on my eyes.

Okay. And I want to take my 30 pills.

30 pills? That's a lot. I've got all... Well, you need to take care of yourself.

Well, I do take care of myself.

That's why I'm healthy, because I take all this shit.

And then I've got all my bare aspirin, Pepsod A .D. Why do you take bare

aspirin? It's in your blood? It's a protocol for 50 days.

After COVID.

50 days. Oh, because you had COVID? Yeah, I did. I was so happy I got it.

like, I was the best thing ever.

She had it last week.

No, I had it. Oh, I had it last week. I had it a year and a half ago.

Three weeks ago.

Both of my vaccinations and my booster, because I'm a Pfizer girl. Yeah, there

has to be end to this booster.

Yeah, they offered it to me. No, no, no, you can't. Okay, so on the 20th of

September, the president is opening up boosters for everyone. Sure they are.

Follow the money, baby. Follow the money.

Follow the money. I didn't pay for my booster.

Priority on it. Who do you think? Okay.

You don't pay to get vaccinated. Oh, you're an anti -vaxxer?

Yeah.

It was my impression that everyone here had been vaccinated and we were all

COVID free. But now the congestion is worrying me for real.

You OK, baby? I feel like tired and congested. Oh, have you been a little

weather sensitive?

I have a lot of sniffing and dripping and snotting for.

Oh, my, my.

I don't really want to go there because this is about, like, politics.

Vaccination is not politics.

So if I get some measles, mumps, and rubella for my daughter, that's

That's been around for 100 years. You elected not to. No, no, no, no. Dorinda,

have a blood clot in my leg. I have a medical exemption. Because I have DVT,

which is deep vein thrombosis, I have a doctor's letter right now. He said, you

are not a candidate.

Be intelligent enough to separate science from politics. I'm very

Well, I don't know. You're not sounding intelligent right now.

Gary. Uh -oh. We might have a problem here.

My friend died from not being vaccinated. And my friend died after the

vaccination. I don't believe that. You have zero proof of that. That is madness

to spread.

Don't talk about politics. Don't talk about religion. And don't talk about the

vaccine. It's only going to cause a fight.

Their family stated it. I'm so sorry. So tomorrow morning, we're going to have

proof. I don't have their death certificate.

I don't have it.

You know what else I said?

That the unicorns are going to show up tomorrow morning in my garden.

We're going to be here at 10 o 'clock. When you tell that truth, a unicorn's

going to show up.

Here we go.

Dorinda of Rony has arrived.

Making it nice.

You know what? Why don't you stop getting vaginal rejuvenation?

and put an easy pass on that vagina with your howling tunnel. Do you think it's

nice when you have a good girlfriend? They say right away, are you drunk?

You know everything, don't you? Be gracious. You're going to give a toast

Tinsley Mortimer who loves the show?

I agree.

I think it's a disgrace of you people.

Now you need to back that shit up and take it back right now. You're way in

middle. You're way in the middle.

Someone died from getting vaccinated? I will show you. You're saying bullshit.

It's on the Internet.

Oh, the Internet.

The Internet says a unicorn is showing up. Stop with your bullshit. So when the

unicorn showed up, we're going to show that a vaccination killed someone.

Don't do that in my house. I am not going to bring a unicorn in or whatever

hell she's talking about. She's gone cuckoo bird. You're making statements

are killing people, killing communities.

That don't fly with me.

I'm making eyes at Tamara, and Tamara's making eyes at me, and we're both just

like deer in the headlights trying to figure out when this is going to end or

how is it going to end.

You upset me because I've had people die from it. Six people, and if they were

vaccinated, they wouldn't have. For your dignity, for your personality, for who

you're going to be in the world, just please humble yourself and take it back

because these people lost ten people. I take it back. I lost. I take it back.

These people is... I take it back. Take it back.

This is one thing, but it makes it clear to me that we're probably not of like

minds in many areas.

That is too much.

Now we leave. I ain't doing political here. I don't want to go with politics.

It's not political. It's not a political situation.

It's reality.

Vicki, I don't want to be at odds with you. I don't want to. You're my home. I

adore you being in my home.

I'm sorry I got upset, but it's so personal to me. And I'm sorry, too. I am

sorry. And I respect what you're saying. I'm so passionate about the things I

believe in. Of course.

And I'm passionate about it. And don't ever change that.

All of a sudden, you guys are all here. And what a blessing.

And all of a sudden, you orchestrated the fuck out of this. Please.

Thank you, Dorinda. I thank you. And I just don't want any

animosity from you.

I'm good.

I'm good.

I got to know Dorinda very well in that moment of arguing, and I realized I'm

not going to win this argument. I don't care to win the argument.

She doesn't like my viewpoint. That's fine.

But I would never do that to anybody that's in my home.

Yeah. I love it. Faith's tired. Let's go to bed. Yeah, I'm sleepy.

Let's go to bed.

It's day one.

We're not even day two, and people are going crazy.

So, like, we're going to bed?

It's just a blessing.

Such a blessing.

I'm enjoying myself.

You're strong.

Yeah.

I'm sorry.

So am I going to hold against Vicki the whole trip? Absolutely not. Everybody

has their opinions.

Does it make me think differently of her?

I'm sorry if I was too aggressive. I get so aggressive about things.

It's just passion.

We've lost so many people to this virus.

Right. I mean, it's...

It cuts deep.

Yeah, it does.

Hell, it's night one.

Damn. Tonight just kind of got crazy, to say the least.

It's 12 o 'clock. It's midnight.

I know. I got to go to sleep. I'm going to sleep.

I think we're ready to go to sleep now.

We covered a lot of ground in day one.

Did I make it nice?

You're not emotionally available to be in any relationship, but some good dick

will be great. You're not emotional, but you need

anal.

Anal? Oh, loud.

Oh, boy. Did you have a good night's sleep, Marco?

I did.

So I think what would be great is slip this under each person's door, but I'd

slip it under the door because I think people are still sleeping. Now, what I

would do in the mornings is make sure, like, the coffee is out, but then the

creamers are all out. Maybe even ask Len if she has, like, pitchers and stuff.

Then just kind of give the girls there's no times on this. That's right. Are we

doing cocktail hour here or at Bedford Hall? I think it's going to be at

Hall. Find out what time they have to be ready downstairs.

Right. Because these girls need to be kept on a short leash.

All right. All right. Thank you.

I'm going to do my cameos.

Okay, let's do like 18 cameos to do.

I'm having issues with finding plugs in this room.

It's too early. I can't take all my pills without food in my stomach.

Hi, honey.

I know it's super early. I'm sorry.

I didn't sleep at all last night. I'm so tired.

Good morning.

Hi. Hi.

We're the Franklin Tech Mail Group. And we're so excited to have you.

Thank you.

I'm going to walk you guys around the side of the house to show you guys where

to set up. Coming to get her.

Hello. I hear a camping opened up. Come on in.

Can I come in? Yeah, of course.

So we have seven that are going to get these pedicures today. Very excited.

They're looking forward to it. And I'm sure they need it.

How are you?

Good. Oh, here's your itinerary. Oh, yay. And, you know, we do that really

the time. We set an itinerary.

It's a cozy bed, isn't it? Oh, my God. It's so comfortable. And I put very nice

sheets on for you. I put my makeup on. I hope they didn't get on the sheet. Oh,

don't worry about it.

That's what it's for. Are you kidding me?

And Brandy, who eats in their bedroom?

I mean, I have 22 tables downstairs.

You left early. They stayed up late. They stayed up until like 4 in the

Why?

She's got her own Bluestone Manor alcohol.

It's cold.

Is that real?

It looks like it. I've got a necklace on.

You did what I do sometimes at lunch. You drink too soon.

You peed too soon. I can either drink during the day or at night. And I did

both.

And I do that. I'm not going to be sitting here yelled at in her home. I'm

going to yell back.

I'm not going to do names. I'm not doing that. Maybe you should just straighten

it out. I don't want to.

This is not.

Put your big girl pants on. No, no.

But I agree that it could be a civil conversation back and forth.

It's no different than when I try to rationalize with Brandy. Like, it starts

off on a good term, and then I told you guys that it turns.

Honey, there is no working with that one. I am out on that conversation.

She sits down. I'm at the other end of the table. I wouldn't want to look at

the way she spoke to me.

Vicki, you were, like, having none of it with her. I don't. Yeah.

And Taylor a little bit. I think you were. No, I was going for Taylor.

No, you were going after her about her husband dying and stuff. Her husband

committed suicide. So that was a horrible season for you. Yes.

I had a blast last night because I don't remember much.

party and i'm having fun i think it was a lot for her i do you should talk to

her about today because i think she thought it was a lot okay she's going to

one of those that blows up tells you off the next day i'm sorry i'm sorry um

brandy she's gonna be that type that i am not accepting her policy she can kiss

my ass i

love some bacon but i don't know about this bacon but i'm gonna try

We're going to see what it does.

Did you find some bacon you're happy with?

I'm going to see. I have some black bacon, too.

What's up?

How'd you sleep? Did you have to get up super early?

Oh, my gosh.

Morning. Morning. I was wondering if, Vicki, is it just the way she talks that

it just seems like everything is rude that she says?

Is that just her delivery in general?

Did you guys sleep good?

We did.

Not long enough. Today we're having a sound bath.

We're going to get mayonnaise and patties.

Speaking of sound baths, I've got something we all can wear for the sound

Yay!

These are my favorites.

We're all going to wear a chill pill.

Nice. What color did you want to get? I always like to give everyone...

something they can take home and remember the trip by. And I thought

necklaces were kind of good for this group.

How about if we just chill?

Brandy, you need one. Dorinda, you need one. You can take mine.

Like, we should wrap them all around her neck. Here you go.

Here's eight necklaces. I hope they work for you. I'm chilled.

My mom used to always tell me that when I was a kid. Hey, take a chill pill.

Take a chill pill. I'm like, I'm going to make those pills.

Oh, they do. I have them in my purse.

Yeah, they're prescribed by the doctor.

Are you drinking today during the day?

No.

Where's the hangover pill?

Do you want one?

I can't do any more pills than what I'm doing.

It's not a pill. It's a pill. It's a pill. Let's see if it works.

I'm sorry about last night again. Yeah, I went to the dark side.

Which I'm drinking water all day, only going to drink tonight.

But I realized I went to the dark side, so I went to bed.

Sometimes that's the best thing to do. Why does she keep wanting to talk to me

and apologize when she doesn't even know what she's apologizing for?

Leave me alone for one day so I can just have some Vin and get a Manny and a

Betty. Oh, look at you, fancy pants.

What? You look so good.

I love it.

Are you kidding?

I want it. Really pretty.

How are you feeling?

I'm good. Good?

You're hot?

Let's go cool off.

It's hotter outside.

Is it?

Ooh, it's gorgeous out here.

It's a little warm.

Thank you, darling. I like it.

Oh, is it kind of cold?

Girls, I'll be right out. You start.

I've got to do one quick business thing in five minutes.

Yes, ma 'am. Oh, okay. How fabulous is that?

Good to meet you.

I'm Vicki.

Well, and here comes the queen.

Hello, Gwaja.

Hello. I knew you was going to bring me some nipples. I didn't know we was going

to have a bar, but I knew some nipples was going to be involved. Thank you,

Phaedra, for delivering. I love a hard nipple.

I think that's so sexy.

Good old areola.

Yes, I have very large nipples.

Are you excited?

I'm excited.

Yeah.

I had to do an interview with Paper Magazine. I forgot I booked it. You guys

like a vision here. We have to take a picture. This will never... Bluestone

Manor is never going to see this again.

This is my prayer scarf.

Okay. And it is one of my best girlfriends.

We call her Rocket Girl because she is a legit rocket scientist. Okay. And she's

climbing the seven summits.

So all seven of the highest peaks. Yep. And she just brought this back.

for me from everest of all the times in my life i might need a prayer scarf is

when i'm going into a vacation with a bunch of women i don't know and bram so

god daughter's name is everest because her dad climbs all the peaks like right

and That is so cool.

Taylor and I have a little bit of the same idea when it comes to just creating

your happiness and needing your peace and knowing what that means for you,

though it might be different for others. So I'm feeling Taylor. I am falling in

love with Eva. Everything about her aura is just awesome. Isn't that fun?

It's beautiful.

I'm just surprised that no one really mentioned my lobster.

dissembling ability.

You are a whole savage.

I am like a mermaid.

I know how to open a shell.

And you should see what I do at night.

Yes, honey.

So what we're going to do is we're going to do this. There's a bit of a change.

Then we're going to have pizza with Robbie.

And then we'll go down there and do the sound person. Beautiful. Look how pretty

that looks.

Gorgeous. It is a pleasure to be somewhere peaceful and quiet.

I let it go.

I let it go.

I don't have time for any haters, yeah, you know.

Already know.

Already know.

I don't have time for any haters, yeah, you know.

I think this is the first time we've ever had a pedicure like this around the

pool. Hi!

Oh my gosh.

I think this is the first time we've ever had a pedicure like this around the

pool. Hi!

Wait, did I hear something?

Surprise!

What the hell is that?

this lady where not this woman from can you imagine surprise it's jill darren

ramona what hi surprise you gotta be kidding you have to be

effing kidding hi say hello you told me you wanted us to come

I learned a lot, season three, Scary Islands, about being thrown out of a

So I make sure that I'm invited wherever I go. But this time I'm a day late

because it was Yom Kippur. And, you know, I am a Jew.

Oh, my God. My favorite housewife.

Did I surprise you?

Cricket?

That's the response?

Who is that?

Like, it's so random. I don't think that.

We're not excited. I just... I thought it was mimosas caught me.

She's very much trying to recreate her scary island moment.

And the hilarious thing is, no one gets it.

Oh, so that's what she was trying to do.

Oh, okay.

Does that say surprise on there?

Surprise! Hold on, buddy.

Yes! I mean, I know Vicky. I know Tamara. I've spoken to Brandy on the

and I thought I would have gotten... A lot of love from Dorinda. I mean, for

God's sake, she knew I was coming.

Looking good, girl.

This is not St. Bart's. This is Bluestone Manor where we welcome.

Hi, baby.

I'm friends with Jill. I love Jill. She's just a quality, good friend of

But, of course, she had to do this theatrical surprise with the shirt and

dog and the whole thing. I'm like, oh, God.

Okay, so here we go.

Let me ask you something. Did you fly in? On my broom.

It doesn't look anything like, I mean, your house is beautiful on television,

but I never got the breath of it. No disrespect to Dorinda, but really, they

to get the Turks and Caicos, and we get to go to fucking Blue Stone Manor?

What did I do wrong?

Dorinda and I, by the way, do any of you know that Dorinda was on season four

with me?

Welcome, everyone, to my first and hopefully annual anti -bullying charity

event.

This is Bossy. Who's your friend? Jill. Oh, my God.

Gary Brody.

Who is this guy?

Is he your driver?

I'm so rude.

This is Gary, my boyfriend.

We've been together for like almost three years, something like that.

Really nice to meet everyone. I'm so happy that you're in friendly hands.

the best, best week.

I think what I'll do is get all my stuff in.

By the way, you know, Amazon delivers in 24 hours. If you need a rolling rack.

Oh, I have rolling rack. Oh, you do.

All right. So I don't have to ruin your closet.

And by the way, for the photo shoot, if you guys need clothes. And I've got

access to people in New York who will get you.

She's already been to my house. She knows everything I've got. Jill, calm

Go and just take off your clothes and come down and enjoy yourself.

Jill, I highly suggest, in my deepest of hearts, zip it.

All right, I'm going to change into casual clothes. Get comfy. Is there any

people coming? I'm not telling you. I love her. All right, I'm done with the

pedicure. I can't sit that long.

Dorinda, I love it. You are always moving.

I'm just still a little full from breakfast, so I'm going to... I'm not.

starving. I put a little menu up there. We're just going to ambush you with a

bunch of amazingness.

Who else is coming?

Exactly. I was pleasantly surprised. I love her energy.

I'm going to miss my doggie, my little bossy.

She's going to be very sad.

Boy, day one is going well.

This is perfect. Like it's not too hot, not too cold. Yeah, this is perfect.

Come on, Tyler.

Come on, baby. I'm coming, honey. You better give us this little body.

This little camel toe. You better come, Tyler.

You huffing? Oh, my God.

The girls love a camel toe, honey. The boys do, too. I mean, people start

getting prosthetic camel toes.

Yeah, if you need an extra boost.

Oh, wow.

And the burrata.

You know, slim people can eat.

Okay, little pink pants.

All right.

Well, this is our second lunch.

Beautiful. Together.

Together, together, together.

Jill's coming down, right? Jill's coming down, but we can start without her.

Okay. Because you know what? We know.

We don't stand on ceremony at BSM.

It's funny she brought a rolling rack. Kind of creative, right? She bought a

whole big rolling rack. That's it. Load them up.

Thank you.

There we go.

She is like a walking, you know, QVC.

Yes, she is.

You like my jacket? I'll tell you again. It comes in three colors. This one is

small, but it's a big small, so you're going to like it. I mean, this small is

the perfect fit. You can see by the back of the point. That's where everybody

is.

Hi, baby.

Are you shell -shocked being up here?

No.

Kids,

family, everybody good?

This is the best time of year.

To be in the Northeast for fruit and vegetables because it is tomato season.

Everything is tomato season. Here we go. Here we go.

Here we go. Okay.

You are QVC. I'm blocking QVC. She's like, today we've got to farm to the

It's a really beautiful peach. We find this peach locally. It's mainly in the

northern parts of Massachusetts. I'm not saying anything, but I'm just telling,

you know, this is the time of year. I know I'm talking to him, but so are you.

You wouldn't be a housewife if you didn't talk. And there's a restaurant

New York. Of course. Yeah.

Now, we serve to the.

Greater New York area.

I'm going to get killed, aren't I?

Guess what?

It's finally time. All right.

To go down and experience.

I'm ready to go to sound bed.

Oh,

wow. This is exciting.

Hello. How exciting is this? Hi, guys.

Dang, is it one person per band?

I think so.

Take your ass over there.

Soundbass, I get right into that sort of thing. I just think it centers you

again. So what we're going to do today is relax.

Yay. Very excited.

Ready to get started?

Yeah, let's go. Okay, here we go. So I'm just going to invite you to close your

eyes so we can really...

Tune in to our instruments of listening.

I don't know what sound bath is. Take a deep breath. You're going to inhale and

exhale a hum.

When they said we were doing a sound bath, I thought we were getting in a

Do I like sound baths? No. I don't even like real baths. It's like basing in

your own juices.

It sounds like me like a horn.

more time it's a little weird

and you can lie down and then just relax

yay don't you love that sound why are we wasting an

hour of our life we can't get it back i don't want to do the sound bath thing i

don't get it is it just because we have nothing to do in the berkshires

I definitely think that Vicki could use a good bath, sound bath.

She needs to be enveloped in the sound. She needs to be present.

Okay, I got Eva, this client dying. Okay, I got payroll to do. Okay, I got

due.

No, this is not relaxing to me. This is weird. This is a boing.

Dung. Like, no.

Okay. I'll be down in a minute. I just have to make a call real quick to my

office. Where are you going, Vic?

I'm going to make a call to my office real quick, and I'll be right back.

The sound bath is over. If you guys want to join me, walk up these stairs. We

have ice cream waiting for you.

That was good, wasn't it? Yeah. Now, on vacation, I usually don't have a

scheduled disc pack, but I'm for it. I mean, I love a lady that's organized.

Thank you very much. Come on, let's go. I scream, you scream, we all scream for

ice cream.

Thank you. Thank you.

Here they are.

Wow.

We can sample them? I like a sample.

Is that the gray honey lavender?

That's what I like. Want to try the Cookie Monster?

Hi. Did you get ice cream? Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine. I just had to get some emails. I'm going to wash my PJs, I

think. Yeah, I'm good.

You sure?

Yeah, my stomach is a little upset. I don't know why.

Did you like the sound bath? Mm -hmm. Did you?

No. Your head was spinning like too much to do? Too much sensory overload for

me. What are you eating? Did you get sad?

No, I'm okay.

I just have a lot on my mind.

Anything you want to talk about?

Do I have to pull it out of you?

Pull it out of my ass.

Vicki is acting weird.

She doesn't really want to talk, doesn't want to do anything.

It's not the Vicki I know.

I'm taking you girls to my favorite places.

What do you do with that?

You put it in Addie's phone.

Being gone 10 days without having access to my office is stressful.

Are you jumping into work because you're trying not to think about Steve?

I'm officially single.

So when you get back home, he's going to be out of there?

Where's he going?

I don't know. The second place is getting all his stuff out of Mexico. I

want to be single. That's my biggest fear is being single and alone.

I'm good.

You're going to be okay.

There's somebody better out there for you.

I feel like Vicky is in a really bad place.

I'm sure she had a lot of work to do, but I'm sure she's over there texting

Steve, looking on the ring to see if he left today, looking at the miles on her

car to see if he drove it. Oh, she's got him on lockdown.

Going to take a nap?

Hi, honey.

Are you okay?

I don't know. I just want to be. She feels like she's not herself in this

because she's going through so much emotionally, but she doesn't want to be

Debbie Downer.

But I feel like everybody understands.

Yeah, they do. Why don't you just.

I'm just pausing right now. I'm going to be fine.

It's just like ripping a bandaid off. But do you think you're missing the idea

of him or actually missing him? Like the day -to -day with him, was that

enjoyable? Yeah. Like last week, you were happy and you were in his boat.

Super happy.

But something's up.

Like we're not following the breadcrumbs here. There's something amiss. I know.

And I think it has a vagina maybe.

I'll probably never really know, Dorinda. He could have a vagina in

don't know. Oh, he doesn't physically have a vagina. Oh, no. Something's

I'm missing a piece of the puzzle.

How's your sex life?

We haven't had sex in 13 months.

Oh, God.

My hair is doing this as I'm talking to her.

It's like saying I put my hand in the fire and I got burned.

Do you think there's a reason I got burned? It's that obvious to me.

You know, it's just the process.

Well, it's a tough week to be here, then. Yeah.

Oh, actually, it's probably a good week to be here. I don't know. You don't have

to think about it.

Deer dripping. Oh, I feel bad. Well, I need to take a nap.

I'm going to wash my hands.

Okay.

I need an allergy to, like, sugar.

I need an allergy to sugar.

I need an allergy. Yeah, I definitely could use a gluten allergy.

I could tell that when you found out about Russell that it was something that

you felt. Yeah.

I wasn't sure if it was a personal experience or if it's just because you

up on other people's energy so much. Well, both. I definitely pick up on

people's energy.

But you don't mind? Okay.

But no, just learning about your husband and learning about what you went

through. I went through a really bad domestic situation myself.

It's a hard line for me between I want to be strong and I still want to be

Yeah. So I'm trying to find what that in -between is. Yeah, but you can do both.

You know, one of the things I've learned just working on myself is that we want

to be one thing, but it's okay to be.

All of those things.

Well, I think in this industry reality that I sometimes see people as being

strong whose heads blow off and they yell at everyone.

And that's not who I am. Not necessarily strength, though. That's just volume.

In my past, I...

was very passive and allowed people to walk all over me. So I'm trying to learn

to be strong in the moment and speak my mind and speak my truth when something

affects me versus holding on to it for so long that I can't keep it all

together. I mean, I've evolved so much. And I remember when I first married my

husband, bless his heart, I would just be putting on my makeup, and he'd come

around the corner, and I would do this. And he would say, babe, you know I'm

home. I love you. I'm not ever going to hurt you. But it's just, you know,

reactionary after everything that we have both been through. So when I see

things start to flare up in other people, and I want to be strong until I

the part about my daughter.

And then...

I just have so many regrets about not getting her out of the situation

My daughter knew far more than I thought she knew.

How old was she?

Five? She was in her car seat, and I was driving her to school, and I said, do

you miss Daddy?

And she said, no.

And I said, well, I miss him sometimes. And she said, why would you miss a boy

that screamed at you all the time?

Unfortunately, there's so many of us out there. I know.

I know. And that's the only reason why I like I have finally like come out and

said something, you know, mine.

It came out because I got pregnant. And so it was one of those things where it's

like.

And when people ask, why didn't you leave?

I lived with a maniac with all of the people in the world.

For some reason, we still feel like we are alone.

Thank you for being supportive.

And so to know that someone gets it, it just, it helps you sleep.

It helps you walk and keep your head up in a genuine queen -like height.

I was not expecting this on this show. Me neither.

Well, I'm happy to know you. Me too, darling.

And we're getting good.

drunk tonight.

Okay.

Love you.

Yes, that too.

I'm going to eat my melted ice cream and go take a nap.

We're going to go get our coffee grounds read, whatever that means.

Hopefully the lady only has positive things to say about everyone.

Hi. How's it going in here, lady? The plan is still to be out of here by 6

Can I get you guys anything to drink?

I think this is an all -black night.

Do you think we're going to see a spirit tonight?

Wait, tonight's not spirit night.

Tonight's spirit night, honey.

What the f***?

And it's not you if you drink too much. It's a real spirit.

So I decided to take the women to Venture Hall, which is another one of

Berkshire cottages from the early 20th century. And since it's known to be

haunted, I thought I'd bring the coffee reader from the New York Housewives I

had years ago.

Who's going to balloon ride?

Did something to do with the balloon ride?

We had old balloons in the house. And like two days after she died, this

balloon just came into my bedroom and just rose up and just sat there.

Hey, Richard. Hi, Richard. Listen, I don't want to say anything.

You're scaring me already. I didn't realize that was tonight.

Here we go.

Are you girls ready?

Bedford Hall is famous for being haunted by Mrs. Morgan, and it's not Sonia.

All the morning family writes each other. My daughter writes my dad.

$100. Yeah, we're not supposed to.

$195. Yeah. I'm lifting it with my man. And supposedly if you go at night and

you bring any kind of psychics or mediums, you can sometimes smell her

I'm not going alone.

Come on. Okay, I'm trying. Hang on. Very tight at the bottom.

Okay,

thank you.

Are you ready? We are ready, gorgeous.

Literally reminds me of the Addams Family or something.

I don't know why people are all hot and bothered over this place. It's spooky.

I'm a little bit of a chicken, so I'm a little nervous going into Ventford Hall.

Like, I don't like scary Halloween halibut, and I'm thinking bar.

Hi. Welcome.

Hello. Thank you for coming.

Is there a lavatory a lady can go and see?

Yeah, right down the hall here, right? Okay. On the right. I'll come with you.

Okay. Thank you. I don't want you to go by yourself.

Yes. I smell curry.

Oh, hi. Hey.

She's going to send me. I can tell you.

Say what, Brandi? What did you just say?

What kind of martini are you getting? Dirty.

I would like one extra dirty. Are you hungry, ladies?

I have a house -made ricotta with some fresh tomatoes and basil.

All right, let's have a drink. Let's do the Charleston.

Oh, yeah.

One is to expect that there will be a little bit of lipstick and rouge and

a high heel.

But I didn't know we were reflecting.

The great thing about Phaedra is, my God.

You never know when she comes out of that fish room who's coming out. Were

born for this era with the hair?

I think you are reincarnated. I don't know if Jill got the memo that we were

going to a haunted castle. She thought she was going to Strawberry Shortcake

Revival. Look, we're all wearing shades of black and silver.

I didn't know. I wanted to tell you about the ghost. Oh, the ghost.

Tell me about the ghost. We think the ghost is a woman because there is ghost

perfume. Now, you might experience it. The perfume would come for a very short

period of time. It would be very strong. And we also think that it's a woman

because there is tampon strings.

It was a question. Well, she's pre -menopausal.

Maybe tonight the ghost might appear. She likes to touch people. Maybe a

tap on the back. Hell no. If a ghost taps me and I can feel it, I'm going to

his ass. I've had the back tap. I've had the head tap.

I've stood here and had the head tap. This is a very hot area right here for

ghost.

Well, ghost, this is a wig. Please don't pull too hard. I believe in one ghost,

honey, and one ghost only. That would be the Holy Ghost.

But I like everything spooky and strange and weird, so bring it on.

They have a lady in the other room that's going to do a coffee reading if

like to take it. That's exciting.

Lead the way.

What are we doing? There's a lady next there who's going to do readings with

coffee beans.

I'm absolutely a coffee drinker.

I've never read my coffee because I've never seen words in my coffee.

Okay. The coffee reader, I think it's like bulls**t.

It's kind of like the gonging of the bells for the bath or something.

No,

I don't believe in that. Hello?

I've been waiting for so long. I know.

There we go, ladies.

Oh, wow. I'm excited.

It's strong. These girls only like vodka. Do we have water? No sugar.

I have no desire to drink it. I hate it. I only drink Diet Coke. Do you know me?

Just relax.

While you're drinking, don't have expectations.

Okay. Because I only need energy, whatever coffee cup shows me. So drink

slowly. Don't rush.

Don't rush.

Start this.

All right.

So put this also. Put your hand over it. Close your eyes.

Tell me what color comes to you. Mr. Young lady.

I see like an orange sunset.

Is there health issues you're going through?

No, I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.

I think whatever she's telling me right now, the coffee reader, it could be

relevant to anybody.

I

do

believe that there are mediums out there and psychics out there, but she had to

prepare a little bit. With all of the cameras and us so Google -able.

I understand what she's saying. I need to read lip.

When somebody's doing their thing, I think we just need to

be respectful.

Well, we're doing a reading, Brandy. So if you want to talk, then go out and

talk. But I do think it's a bit rude to my friend that you can't give her enough

respect to keep your mouth shut while she's doing her profession.

It hurts my feelings, and it's disrespectful to her.

Zip it!

At this point, I feel like they are picking and choosing. Like, let's just F

with Brandy.

Because Brandy's talking to me. So why is everyone mad at Brandy and not mad at

me?

All right, so listen, dinner is ready. I know we have two more cups. Do you guys

want to stay and do the cups? Yeah.

So why don't we go in because dinner's been ready.

I'm a believer in the Lord. Thank you. I'm excited.

You're going to love it.

Oh, my God. Look at this table.

Oh, Dorinda, you have such a gorgeous jaw.

Okay, I want to say something to you. If I was disrespectful before, I want to

say I'm sorry.

Don't worry about it. Oh, those are real flowers.

They are, but we might want to move them after so we can see each other.

Just there, and I'm going to sit next to my princess.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Would you ladies like me to introduce your salad?

Yes, please.

Introduce my salad? Introduce your salad.

So just so you know, tonight I'm apologizing.

I was talking about the lesbian situation with his wife.

What?

Brandy asked him if his wife was a lesbian.

Wait, who said that now?

We apologize. I just did that. I apologize.

Thank you so much. Is your wife the actual chef that's here?

I thought she was a lesbian.

I mean... Okay,

let's do you. So who's the stubborn one? I'm stubborn.

Okay. Stop. Let people come into your service. Me, me, me, me. In the family.

She won't leave the family.

Who is your wife?

Are you his wife?

I'm his wife.

You're his wife.

Oh, you're the wife.

Oh, my God.

It's a little weird.

I was very disrespectful.

Well, you're a very good -looking couple, I have to say. Thank you. We

married. That's my congratulations.

Brandy is being disrespectful.

Maybe she's trying to see if they will do a threesome. I have no idea.

What is her point here?

This girl is always looking to get laid.

I mean, you can dress Brandy up, but you can't take her many places.

Thank you so much.

And enjoy your dinner.

Thank you.

Come on, let's go join the lady. Okay.

You okay? Yeah, I'm okay. God help you guys.

Hello, baby.

Party night party.

That was so epic. Amazing.

How was yours, Brandy? It was great, honestly. What did she say?

She talked about...

First of all, I'm sorry. I don't want to fight with you. I'm not fighting.

I just, you know, I respect her so much.

No, but I made sure to tell her that I said I'm sorry if I was out of control

anything in any way.

Very good.

But you know what? If I'm nothing else, I'm very polite. Jill knows very well.

I'm very polite. I know how to run. What's going on?

She can't be polite. Can I tell you something? You just need to shut the

up. Yeah.

I get it, but I haven't been out of my house for a year and a half.

It's a different, but we're all different people.

We're all different people. We're all different for each other because we are

all very different in who I am. We're good, Brandi. We're good.

I just was feeling protective towards her.

It's like a roller coaster.

You know, you just need to decide if you want to ride the roller coaster. I'm

okay with that. What do they say? You know, fool me once, shame on you. Fool

twice, shame on me. Fool me three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine times,

shut the f*** up. You know what I mean?

May I take this for you?

Right. Thank you.

So, as a viewer, I've watched all of your seasons, and I think that

we should ask...

Good idea.

Yeah, about each season.

Oh, God.

I don't like those kind of games. I don't like games either.

To be honest.

I feel like Brandy believes everything she reads and everything she sees. Shut

the fuck up.

No, you shut the fuck up. Don't tell me to shut the fuck up. Don't talk that way

to women. Don't talk to people like that. You don't talk that way to her?

don't talk that way to me? You need to stop.

You need to shut the fuck up. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. No, no, no, no. We're not

going to tell someone they need to shut the fuck up. Okay. You know what? You

need to go. Bye -bye. If you don't understand what's going on. I promise

all sincerity, I ain't the one.

Don't say to a woman, shut the fuck up. Ever.

I agree. Ever, ever, ever, ever. I agree.

But the response to it is not to do it at all.

Brandi, I was so. I'm so hoping coming on this that you have grown as a woman

over the last 10 years. Well, you know what? Right now you're proving to be

exactly the same woman that I knew a long time ago. I've heard you say shut

fuck up so many years ago, and I thought God help me that 10 years ago you've

become. I know that you apologize, but you said it two days ago, and you just

said it again.

Don't respond. Go out.

I think Brandy can take it back a notch. Brandy doesn't like being confronted,

and she has no problem sticking up for herself. Me, I turn pale and run out the

door.

You have to have compassion for all humans, but she doesn't learn.

I think she tries, but...

She's dumb as a doorknob. We're not all as involved.

Like, you're involved.

I'm involved.

She's almost 15 years old.

I'm involved. I don't say I'm involved.

Let's get our shit together. Let's do these stickers.

But, okay, I'm glad you just said that. No, no, no.

You see how you said it to us and we took it exactly how you meant it?

That is not going to resonate over there. Being able to like kiki with us

like, bitch, that doesn't literally go over well. Because if they call me a

bitch, then I know that she was saying it. You know what I'm saying? So watch

your words. I feel like they're all waiting to pounce on anything. I agree.

The problem is that Brandi has a target on her back now.

Vicki doesn't want to like Brandi. Let's just call a spade a spade, okay? She is

not getting any passes from any of the other ladies when I think she's just

making a simple mistake and just being herself because she's really a fun girl.

They are making an apple tartine for us. Oh, my gosh. That sounds delicious.

I hope it comes with ice cream. It's true, my man. Some ice cream a la mode.

Oop, a la mode.

You don't know what you told me. What part?

About the waiter. Well, let me discuss it. Okay.

Okay. So, it was brought to our attention earlier that possibly you

waiter's wife of being a lesbian.

What made you think the lady was a lesbian?

Her eyebrows.

I never heard anything so crazy in my life. Her eyebrows?

She's so ridiculous. Maybe she knows because she's a part -time lesbian.

What are my eyebrows giving?

That's the real question.

I mean, this is where I start to fall in love with Brandy.

It was dumb comments.

Were the eyebrows in camp? Were they bushy?

Obviously, that was a joke. There's no such thing as a lesbian eyebrow.

There is.

Lady, let's help me help you help us.

Generally, I can tell if someone's a lesbian by her eyebrows.

What do lesbian eyebrows look like? I will tell you when I see them.

It's different for everyone.

Stop being a lesbian.

Oh, my God. I don't understand the drama.

No, because you don't walk up to someone and say that.

I didn't walk up to them and say that.

Yes, you did.

You saw his wife and you walked up and asked him if she was a lesbian.

No, that's not true.

He just said it on camera to us.

So if you shut the f*** up for two seconds.

Don't talk to me like that, you little f***ing bitch. Taylor is literally

yelling at me. But all I can think about in my head is that stupid cat meme.

Told ya.

I have taken your shit for far too long, so you suck the fuck up for once. They

are crazy, batshit crazy.

For the first time, I'm like, me and Eva are the same ones.

These women are nuts.

She didn't mean it. It was an expression.

You're the 17th time. She means to hurt people.

That's her M .O.

You say it to everybody. You said to her, hide her. But that's the way she

talks. In the last one day.

I think underneath all that screaming and yelling and bitches and dick and all

that, there's help.

Help.

Help. If you listen closely.

Tick, tick, boom.

Okay, so let's just get it down. You two don't like each other.

No,

I think you're poking a bear.

I'm poking a bear?

Yeah. Honey, I know that we are trying to come to a good resolution. I like

And I like a lot of things about you, too.

frightens me about you is it is like poking a bear. So I don't want to have

poke a bear to be a friend with someone.

But when it becomes shut the fuck up, bitch. And so then the only way I know

to come at you is to throw it right back and be like, you shut the fuck up,

bitch, and fuck you.

And I find it challenging.

I know you know how to articulate your words, but you don't choose to. And I

like you, so I don't understand where all of this craziness is coming from.

There is no craziness. I'm trying to explain to you what your problems are.

I've never heard those kind of words. I think you trigger me because I see your

insecurities, and it really bothers me.

But a little bit, Vicki. Okay, I must say, you were waiting for her to fuck

You know she's reactory, and you were waiting for her to fuck up.

You're very strong.

Then the gloves were off, and then she did it to her.

Gloves were off. This girl, let me tell you about this girl. All this shit she

says is just bullshit.

It's just a facade for something, trying to do better. She's a good person. No,

I appreciate that. How about we go?

Let's go.

Let's go.

Oh, my God. I had to take my shirt off because I thought I peed in my pants.

I like the, like, when you just did that thing. It was aggressive, and I liked

it. And you liked it. It probably turned you on. No, it didn't turn me on, but,

like, I was excited for you to be excited.

I don't even know what that means, but okay.