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Our story tonight is about a
trunk, a locked trunk bought

at an auction, contents unknown.

You know, you don't know what's
in it until you get it home.

It could be a--

or it could be--

well, you'll find out.

We hope you like the story.

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Here's Harriet.

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What a dinner we'll
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Hey, wake up.

Fine thing.

I was just about to
taste that steak.

Well, relax.

We're having steak broiled
on our own gas range tonight.

Oh, good.

Why don't you and your family
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Where do you want me to
put this stuff, Harriet?

Oh, right here
in the living room.

Just put it down anyplace there.

Ozzie can load it in the
station wagon in the morning.

You got a lot more
stuff up in the attic

if you want to get it later.

Oh, hey.

What the
heck is all this?

Oh some things for
the rummage sale.

It's just a lot of
old clothes and stuff.

Hey, it's my fishing jacket.

You got three
others just like it.

Well, yeah, but this
is my lucky jacket.

Don't you remember?

I was wearing this when I caught
all those trout up at Mud Lake?

I can believe it.

It looks like you
fell in and came up

with them in your pocket.

Hey, Oz, aren't those
your golf pants over there?

Harriet, now, these
are my golf pants.

When was the last
time you wore them?

Oh, well, maybe they'll
come back in style.

Aren't you giving away an
awful lot of good stuff there?

Yes, and if you
want any of it back,

you can go down to the sale
tomorrow and buy it back.

And that goes for you too.

I haven't donated anything.

Well, you will as
soon as we get home.

I wouldn't mind
donating a few old things

if it was for a worthy cause.

You don't think
refinishing the dance

floor is a worthy cause?

No.

I second the motion.

The club does.

That's right.

We can't even give a dance
on it the way it is now.

Oh, isn't that a shame?

It's a tragedy.

What are we going to do
about these bums, Harriet?

Oh, who knows?

I'll tell you what.

Next time you have a
dance at the woman's club,

don't invite us.

That'd teach us a lesson.

OK, you guys.

Let's change the subject.

Hey, listen to
this, everybody.

This ought to
interest you girls.

There's going to be a sale
at the Emporium tomorrow.

Oh, really?

Yeah, on outboard motors.

You're kidding.

No, look at it.

Isn't it a beauty?

Hey, it really is.

Here we go again.

The outboard motor push.

That sale's been
going on for a week.

Besides, I thought you guys
decided you didn't need one.

No, no, no, you
girls decided that.

We decided we'd go
in on it together.

Yeah we can save a
lot of money that way.

Oh, that's just ridiculous.

You'd probably use it
about twice a year.

OK, OK.

Maybe we'd better
change the subject again.

OK.

Well, let's see.

What have we got here?

"Men, don't be a wallflower.

Learn to do all the
latest dance steps."

Uh, never mind.

Hey, here's
something-- no, no.

I-- uh, no, I can't do that.

What is it?

Well, there's
something I thought

might be of interest
to you girls,

but I guess it wouldn't be.

Yes, it would.
What is it?

Oh, he's just trying
to make us curious.

I know, and he's succeeded.

What is it?

It's a trunk auction.

A what?

Yeah, a trunk auction.

See, the Van Storage
companies have these auctions

on old unclaimed trunks.

No kidding.
What's in them?

Well, you don't know
until you open them.

They're usually filled
with a lot of old junk.

Oh, I don't know about that.

I read about this woman
that bought an old trunk,

and it was filled with money.

Yeah, with Robert E.
Lee's picture on it.

Oh, that's very funny.

Thank you, dear.

I thought it was too.

When is it going to
be, this trunk auction?

Tomorrow morning.

Don't tell me you're
going to go down there.

No, not necessarily.

I'm just curious.

Hey, it says this woman
bought a trunk for $10,

and there was a set of
antique silver in it.

You're kidding.

Well, at least we got
them off the dance floor.

Yes, but not for long.

Hey, wait a second.

This may be an idea for your
Women's Club rummage sale.

You mean, put the
stuff in trunks?

Well, not necessarily trunks.

But I'll bet if you
put the stuff in boxes

and seal them up, the women
would pay twice as much

just to see what was in them.

Hey, Oz, that's
a beautiful idea.

If there's one sure
way to trap a woman,

it's with her own curiosity.

What else?

Give me the paper.

Time to change
the subject again.

Oz?

Oh, hi, Joe.
Come on in.

- Is Clara here?
- No.

She and Harriet piled all that
stuff in the station wagon

and went down to
the Women's Club.

Gee, so early?

Yeah, they left about
a half an hour ago.

I wonder what the
big rush was all about.

I don't know.

Did you get any
breakfast this morning?

Yeah, orange juice, toast,
coffee, bacon and eggs.

Are you sure?

I fixed it myself.

I thought so.

You know, I bet they went
down to that trunk auction.

Why do you say that?

Well, in the first
place, the rummage sale

is until this afternoon.

And after we left
here last night,

all Clara could talk
about was old trunks.

Come to think of
it, Harriet was pretty

interested in the idea too.

The only thing, though--

I don't think they'd go down
there unless they told us

about it, do you?

Well, they probably
thought if we knew about it,

we'd give them a bad time.

Yeah, I guess so.

Yeah, come to think
of it, they did

give us a couple of
dirty looks last night

when you talked about
women's curiosity.

Well, if they're
silly enough to fall

for something like that, they
deserve whatever they get.

Oh, that's for sure.

Maybe they'll get their
pictures in the paper.

Two local Housewives
pay $20 for an old trunk

full of moths and silverfish.

Hey why don't we get down
there and surprise them?

Don't you think that
would be a dirty trick?

- Yeah.
- OK, come on let's go.

Going once, going
twice, sold the young lady

in the second row.

Pay the cashier
please, item number 11.

May we have item
number 12, please?

See them any place?

Maybe we beat them down here.

And here is our next
item, ladies and gentlemen--

item number 12, an
unclaimed trunk.

You probably dropped that
stuff off at the rummage sale

so they'd have enough room
in the station wagon for all

the junk they want to buy here.

However, I want to be
completely honest with you.

I have absolutely no
idea what's inside.

It could be a bunch
of old rags, or it

could be a priceless
collection of antique jewelry.

He's got a good line.

- What am I bid?
- I bid $1.

I have a dollar.
I have a dollar.

Do I hear two?

$2, $2.
I have $2.

Do I hear 3?

Do I hear 3?

I have $2.
$2 is bid.

Do I hear 3?
Interesting.

Can you believe this?

People are actually bidding
on a battered old trunk.

I have $4.

$4 is bid.

Anybody go 5?

Anybody go 5?

I have $4.

$5, I have $5.

Anybody go 6?
I have $5.

$5 is bid.

He probably raised his finger.

Do I hear 6? $6--

I have a bid of $6.
Anybody go 7?

- I didn't hear that bid either.
- $7.

I have $7.
Anybody go 8?

Do I hear 8?
Me?

The man who went like that.

$8.
The gentleman bids 8.

- You did it again.
- No, no.

I just raised my hand.

- Anybody go 9?
- $9.

$9.

I have $9 for the trunk.

I have $9.
Do I hear 10?

Do I hear 10?
$10.

$10. $10 is the bid.

Do I hear 11?

They got up to $10.

Anybody go 11?
$11.

Does he know
something we don't know?

I was just wondering
the same thing myself.

Do I hear 12?
Do I hear 12?

Oh, they're beautiful.

Anybody go 12?
$12.

Anybody go 12?
$12.

$12.
I have a bid of $12.

Anybody go 13?
What are you doing?

What does it look
like I'm doing?

Do I have a bid of $13?
13.

14.

- 14.
- For god sake's.

I've got as much right
to that trunk as you have.

It was my idea to come
down here in the first place.

15.

15.
Do I hear 16?

It's ridiculous bidding
against each other.

Why don't we just split it?
Do I hear 16?

- OK, it's a deal.
- Do I hear 16?

16.
No, no, I just bid.

$17 is the bid.

I haven't a bid for 17.
No.

Do I hear 18?

$17 is the bid.

Can't even raise
your hand around here.

17, going once, going twice.

Sold to the gentleman for $17.

Pay the cashier, please.

All right, ladies
and gentlemen, we

have here item number--

Item number 12.

$1.

$1 by the lady.

Make it 2.

$2 is bid.

Would you mind
covering my half?

I'll settle with you later.

You're bidding
against me and you

don't have any money with you?

Well, I was going
to borrow it from you.

$17, please.

out of 20.

Third and last call.

Sold to the gentleman
here for $11.

That's 3 and 18, 19 20.

Would you like that open, sir?

Yes, if you don't mind.

All right, I'll get a key.

Be with you in a sec.

- How much is it worth?
- $2.

$2.
Thank you.

That's a good start.

Well, it's all ours.

Sure is big enough.

I got $4 bid, $4 bid.

5, make it 5.

I just bought this.

We're in on it together.

Sorry, I don't have
a key for this one,

but I can open it
with a crowbar.

Uh, look, why don't we
take it home just as it is

and open it there?
What's the matter?

Don't you think
there's anything in it?

Well, there's bound
to be something in it.

But I think it'd be
more exciting that way.

Well, it's up to you.

It's your trunk.

Yeah, I think we'll take
it with us and open it later.

Thank you.

The next lot, item number 16.

What do you give for it?
$2.

$2.

Got a good bidder here.

$2 bid.

And we got it.

Well, there sure must
be something in it.

Well, you're not kidding.

Well, come on.

Aren't you going to open it up?

Hey, wait a minute.

Maybe one of these
old keys would fit.

A crowbar would
be a lot faster.

How are we going to explain
this to Harriet and Clara?

Are you kidding?

If there's anything good in it,
we show it to them and gloat.

Yeah, but suppose there isn't.

Well, then I tell Clara I
tried to talk you out of it,

but you blew $17 for
a worthless old trunk.

Don't forget, 8.50
of this is yours.

OK, so I owe you 8.50.

Come on, open it up.

Hey, the
moment of truth.

There's nothing but
a lot of old clothes.

Yeah, well, maybe there's
some stuff at the bottom.

This old lace tablecloth.

"Aloha, Mom."

Hey, how about these?

I don't think
they're the right size.

Besides, there's no
escape hatch in the back.

More clothes.

You know, I'm
beginning to think

that woman with the
silver candlesticks

must have been a shill.

Here's a picture.

The end of the trail.

Yeah I just how he feels.

Ozzie, are you out there?

- Oh, hi, girls.
- Hi.

Hi.

Well, what are you guys up to?

What are you talking about?

Hey, do you see what I see?

I certainly do.

You don't suppose they went the
auction and bought this trunk,

do you?
Oh, don't be silly, Clara.

A couple of curious women,
maybe, but certainly not

our level-headed husbands.

OK, OK, so we bought a trunk.

What makes you
so sure there isn't

something valuable in here?

Well, let's have a look and see.

It's locked.

Well, let's get a
crowbar and open it.

No, no--

Talk about curiosity.

Just listen to them.

Well, we just want
to see what's in there.

I am surprised at you.

Haven't you any
romance in your soul?

You know you can't
open a treasure

chest in broad daylight
in a dirty garage.

Dirty garage?

Well, you know what I mean.

You have to open it at
the stroke of midnight,

with champagne and candlelight.

He might have a point there.

Well, obviously they don't
want to open it in front of us.

Well, we can't wait
around till midnight.

We've got other things to do.

Well, we'll see you later.

So long, suckers.

Yeah, but you'll be sorry
when you see what's in this.

What's the matter with you?
Are you crazy?

You know what they're
going to find in there.

Yeah, an outboard motor.

- A what?
- Sure.

Don't you see?

This is our golden opportunity.

We go out and buy the
outboard motor we wanted,

stick it in the trunk, and claim
it was in there all the time.

- That'll never work.
- I know that.

But while they're
hooting and hollering,

we've got our outboard motor.

Hello?

Oh, hi.

OK, we'll be over
in about 15 minutes.

Bye bye.

That was Barbara.

She has some things she
wants us to pick up.

Things for what?

The rummage sale.

Oh, of course.

All I can think about are those
two guys sitting out there

on that trunk.
I know what you mean.

I sure would love to know
what's in it, wouldn't you?

Boy, would I. But let's
not admit it to them.

They're just trying to
build up our curiosity.

I know it.

Let's not give them
the satisfaction.

OK.

Oh, hi, girls.

Still here?

We thought you'd be down
at the Women's Club by now.

All right, what's
in that trunk?

Nothing doing.

We're not going to open it till
midnight, and that's final.

- Well, what's the big mystery.
- No mystery.

It's just like Joe says.

It'd be more interesting
to wait a while.

Come on.
Let's go.

Where are you going?

Oh, we just have
a few errands to do.

Well, you are coming down to
the rummage sale, aren't you?

- Oh, sure.
- We wouldn't miss it.

We'll see you later.

How about those guys?

You can say that again.

Have they gone?

No, not yet.

They're just getting in the car.

Do you think we ought
to go out there and see

what's in that trunk?

No.

Oh, Harriet.

Don't be so noble, and
honorable, and full

of character.

I'm not being anything.

I'm just waiting for the car
to pull out of the driveway.

How are we going
to get it open?

Oh, we usually have a
crowbar around here someplace.

Well, then they'll know
we've broken into it.

Hey, wait a minute.

What are those keys
doing on the floor?

I don't know.
You want to try them?

Yeah, I sure do.

It's nothing.

It's just a big
bunch of nothing.

"Aloha, Mom,"
isn't that sweet?

Can you imagine how they
felt when they opened this?

Do you think they
really did open it?

Well, sure.

Why else would the keys
be right on the floor?

Well, then what's all
that stuff about midnight

and champagne?

Oh, that's just a big stall.

They're trying to put off
the embarrassment as long

as possible.

Boy, did they get stuck.

Well, it serves them right.

And they say women are curious.

Hey, you know,
maybe Oz is right.

About what?

About this being a good
idea for our rummage sale.

Maybe we ought to put
some of our stuff in boxes

and auction it off.

Harriet you're a genius.

Well, I don't know about that.

But at least we
know the idea works.

We sure do.

We better get on
over to the club.

Oh here.

Don't forget this.

Oh, thank you.

"Aloha, Mom."

What are we going
to do with the keys?

We're going to leave them
right where we found them.

Harriet?

Harriet?

Boy, it sure is a beauty.

It sure is.

Easy does it.

You think it'll fit?

Oh, sure.

We'll get this
junk out of there.

What do we do with this stuff?

Well, why don't we hide
it over there for now?

Hang on to that pillow though.

Clara's mother has a birthday
coming up next month.

Can't you
just see the expressions

on the girls' faces when they
open the trunk and find that

motor in there?

Yeah, it's going
to be pretty funny.

It is going to be
funny, don't you think?

Well, of course, it is.

Don't you think so?

Oh, yeah, I guess so.

Well, come on.

Let's get a hamburger, OK?

That's a good idea.

- Hey, Clara, I've got an idea.
- About what?

Well, you know the trunk
the guys got stuck with.

Why don't we bring it
down here and auction it

off just as it is?

Oh, are you sure
they won't mind?

Are you kidding?

They'll be delighted.

Well, shall we leave
the same stuff in it?

Well, sure.
Why not?

I don't know.

I'd like to keep that pillow.

Joe's mother's got a
birthday coming up.

Joe?

Joe?

Yeah?

Where were we?

At Rainbow Lake,
trying out our new motor.

Oh.

Well, how's it work?

Perfect.

Got to be careful
with it though.

I revved up the
engine and pulled

one of the pilings
right out of the dock.

With a 6 horsepower?

Well, I'm a
pretty big dreamer.

Hey, look who's here.
Hi.

Hi.

Hi, boys.
Sit down.

The hamburgers and the
malts are on Mr. Randolph.

- Oh, thanks.
- Hey, wait a minute.

How do you figure that?

Well, you've got a
charge account here.

I got to figure out
some way of getting

my eight and a half bucks back.

I was just kidding, boys.

Have anything you
want up to $0.50.

You guys look like you
just got to work out.

Boy, we sure did.

I'm glad it wasn't a piano.

What are you talking about?

Oh, I thought
you knew about it.

Mom phoned and
asked us to pick up

an old trunk from the garage.

From our garage?

Yeah.

Yeah, a big
old-fashioned trunk.

With an outboard motor in it?

Gee, I don't know
what was in it.

All I know is we
hauled it down there

and they're going
to auction it off.

Sorry, fellas.

This is an emergency.

Get the check, will you, boys?

Pardon me.

Can you see it?

Yeah, there it is
up there on the stage.

Come on.
Hurry up.

Gentlemen, have you
bought your tickets yet?

Oh, I'm sorry.
I didn't know we needed tickets.

How much are they?
They're $3.

There are just two of us.

Oh, you can have
as many as you want.

They're raffle tickets.

Oh, I thought they
were admission tickets.

Oh, no.
The admission is free.

Oh, good.
Come on, Oz.

No, just a second.

Two, please.

Oh, only two?

Oh, uh, $2 worth.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, that's OK.

You keep them.

Thank you.

Please, ladies, I'm so sorry.

Pardon us, please.
$7.

$8.

You know, I still haven't
seen anything I'd want to buy.

Oh, well, they save all
the good stuff till last.

Hey, look who's here.

Oh, hi.

What's that trunk
doing up there?

It has been auctioned
off yet, has it?

- No, not yet.
- Well, that's our trunk.

What was the idea of
bringing it down here?

Well, we thought we
were doing a favor.

Well, if you must
know, when you guys left,

we took a look inside, and
there's nothing in there

but a lot of old junk.

Well, yeah, but that was--

Ladies and gentlemen,
may I have

your attention please?

What am I bid for this lovely
old brown trunk, contents

unknown?
$2.

I hear $2.
Do I hear 3?

- $3.
- $3.

$4.

$4.

I have $4.
$5.

Clara.

I have $5.

I'm just trying to
keep the bidding going.

Why should you have all the fun?

5.50.

5.50.

Do I hear 6?

$6.

That's the spirit. $6.

- You're getting brave.
- $6.

Harriet, there's an
outboard motor in there.

Do I hear 7?

No kidding. $10.

$10.

$11.

$11, $11.

Do I hear 12?

Well, here we are, girls.

Well, I was afraid
we weren't going

to get it there for a minute.

I hope the motor
wasn't damaged.

What is all this talk
about an outboard motor?

We might as well
show it to them.

The joke is spoiled now anyway.

I suppose so.

Do you have the key?

It's unlocked.

Are you sure?

Yeah, I unlocked it.

Hey, where's the motor?

What's all this junk?

Well, we had to fill
it up with something

when we took the motor out.

You took the motor out?

Well, where is it?

Oh, relax.

It's backstage.

And you let us buy this
trunk all over again?

Well, it's one way of getting
you to make a contribution

to the Women's Club.

Besides, it's
for a worthy cause.

Good old PT Barnum said
there's one born every minute.

Yeah, and he was
talking about married men.

Look what we found backstage.

What am I bid for this lovely
brand-new outboard motor?

Outboard motor?

Hold everything.

Hold it.

I've got $2.

Hold everything.

It's a mistake. $5.

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