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"The Adventures of Ozzie
and Harriet," starring
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the entire Nelson family.
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Here's Ozzie.
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Here's Harriet.
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Here's David.
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Here's Rick.
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Here they are, America's
favorite family, the Nelsons.
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Oh.
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Hi, fellas.
Come on in.
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Hi, Mr. Nelson.
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Hi.
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Just looking for some cookies,
but I can't seem to find any.
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Here they are.
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I got to say, it's
lucky you guys stopped by.
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Mrs. Nelson always keeps
some extra ones there.
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I'll have to talk
to her about that.
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Help yourself, Mr. Nelson.
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Well, thank you.
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You help yourself.
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What's on your mind?
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Can we talk in here?
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Sure.
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Are you sure
there's no one around?
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I'm the only one home.
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OK, if you say so.
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Sit down.
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OK, what is it?
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I was just elected
treasurer of the Tigers Club.
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Me, too.
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Well, congratulations.
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Two treasurers?
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Yeah, we got too much
money to trust just one guy.
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Oh.
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Well, good for you.
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Look at all this!
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Careful, there might be spies!
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No, I think it's safe here.
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How much you got there?
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$3.15, all in pennies.
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All in pennies?
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What are you going
to do with them?
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We're going to bury them.
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Yeah, in your backyard!
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Well, why are you going
to bury them in my backyard?
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Well, we figure you're about
the most honestest guy we know.
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At least we hope so.
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Thank you very much.
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I appreciate the honor.
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Then it's OK?
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Wait a minute.
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You're forgetting the
most important part.
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Oh, yeah.
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We want to ask you
a few questions.
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OK.
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Do you own your own home?
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Yes.
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Do you have any
outstanding debts?
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Uh, no, not that I know of.
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Are you a heavy drinker?
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Raise your right hand
and repeat after me.
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I solemnly swear to protect
this money entrusted to me.
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I solemnly swear to protect
this money entrusted to me.
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With the utmost vigilance.
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With the utmost vigilance.
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Yeah, that ought to do it.
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Well, I thought you were
going to dig it deeper
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than that, Mr. Nelson.
Me, too.
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Lots deeper.
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Well, uh, the depth
isn't important.
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The important thing is
the cleverness with which
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you conceal the hiding place.
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What does that mean?
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It means he's
tired of digging.
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OK.
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It's a spy!
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Hide the hole!
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- No, it's just Mrs. Nelson.
- Hi, fellas.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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What are you doing there?
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It looks like you're
digging a hole to China.
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Well, not quite.
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Don't tell anybody, but
we're burying some treasure.
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- Mr. Nelson!
- Mr. Nelson!
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It's OK.
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She's not a heavy
drinker either.
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It's just a little inside joke.
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Who has the money?
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Right.
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There we are.
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In a couple of days, we
won't be able to find it.
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- We won't?
- Sure we will.
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I'm making a map.
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Oh, yeah.
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1, 2.
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It's a good idea.
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Let me see it.
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Remember, you're
sworn to secrecy.
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Maybe he ought to
take an oath in blood.
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That won't be necessary.
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Yeah, that's pretty good.
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Where's it start?
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It starts here at the
bow of the old shipwreck.
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The old shipwreck?
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Your garage.
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Oh.
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Then follow along the
shadow at exactly 2 o'clock
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toward Skull Rock.
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Well, I presume
this is Skull Rock?
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Right.
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Then five paces
towards pirate's cave.
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That's the back door.
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1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
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Then due east eight paces.
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1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.
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Then north two paces.
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1, 2.
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And here we are, the treasure.
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- Ah, that's very good.
- Thanks.
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What are we going
to do with the map?
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We'll each keep half.
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Well, uh, listen,
what about me?
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You're lucky, Mr. Nelson.
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If we were real
pirates, we'd have had
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to bury you with the treasure.
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- Well, hi, fellas.
- Hello, Oz.
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Hi, Oz.
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We the first ones here?
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Yeah, the other guys
will be along any minute.
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I can't find the poker chips.
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Hi, fellas.
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Hello, Harriet.
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Uh, Harriet, have you seen
the poker chips anyplace?
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Well, yeah, you lent them to
Ricky a couple of weeks ago,
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didn't you?
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Well, didn't he
bring them back?
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Not that I know of.
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Oh, darn it.
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Well, what do we need
poker chips for anyway?
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It's only a penny
ante game, isn't it?
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I got some change here.
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Hey, hey, wait a second.
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We've got over 300 pennies
buried out in the backyard.
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Buried in the backyard?
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Uh, yeah.
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Don't you believe in banks?
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See, it's not mine.
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It belongs to the neighborhood
kids, you know, the Tigers.
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Oh, I wasn't supposed to
tell anybody about that.
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Well, where are we going?
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Out in the back
to get the pennies.
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Now, wait just a minute.
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I'm not sure I want to play
poker with an embezzler.
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What's this about embezzler?
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I'm just going to borrow a
few pennies that have been
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left with me for safekeeping.
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That's what they all say.
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I know it.
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OK, but I'm going
to deny everything.
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I don't even know him.
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Fine pirate he'd make.
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Can't even find his
own buried treasure.
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There's money someplace.
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Notice the way he
handles that flashlight.
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He'd make a great burglar.
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Embezzler.
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I wish you guys would stop
trying to be funny and give me
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a hand here.
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Well, what are we looking for?
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A square piece of sod.
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It hasn't been that long.
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We should be able to see it.
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I can't see anything.
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I can't either.
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Maybe we ought to pace it
off according to the map.
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What map is that?
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Well, the kids made
up a treasure map.
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I can remember it.
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Well, why don't we just
go down to the drugstore
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and buy some poker chips?
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Will you relax?
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It'll only take a minute.
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It starts over here
by the old shipwreck.
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The old shipwreck?
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The garage.
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We better get off our feet.
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We're liable to
be here all night.
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Boy, you're not kidding.
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I follow this
shadow at 2 o'clock.
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Oh, great.
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How can there be a shadow
if there's no sun out?
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If you ask me, he's
had too much sun.
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Don't
sit down on Skull Rock!
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Skull Rock?
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I mean, that's the chaise.
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That's where I get my
bearings for Pirate's Cove.
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I still think I ought to
go down to the drugstore.
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We don't need any poker chips.
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Who's talking
about poker chips?
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I'm going to get you a sedative.
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Step back a little.
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1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
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1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.
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1, 2.
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Here we are.
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Take the flashlight, Darb.
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Yeah, I kind of feel
like Captain Kidd.
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Well, let's get
the game started.
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Just one minute.
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You're not going to
take that money in there
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without putting in
an IOU, are you?
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I'll put the money back.
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That's what the bank
clerk said on his way
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to the racetrack.
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Yeah, ain't no price
on my conscience.
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OK, you guys.
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I happen to know there's $3.15
worth of pennies in here.
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Here, hold your hands up.
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Ooh, is this a stick-up?
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Two, three.
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15.
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$3.15.
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You satisfied?
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Come on.
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I still say there's
something phony going on here.
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What have you got, Oz?
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I got my openers.
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I'm afraid I got you.
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Three of a kind.
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Yeah, well, wait a minute.
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Don't be so greedy.
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That's a straight.
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For God's sake, you'd think
it was his house the way
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he's been winning tonight.
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Yeah, look at that
stack of pennies.
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Yeah, look, fellas, I hate
to quit while I'm ahead,
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but don't you think it's
getting pretty late?
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Well, let's call
that the last hand, OK?
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Fine with me.
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I've been losing all night.
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Here you are.
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What's this?
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I'm cashing in.
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Well, that's cash.
They're yours.
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You won them.
Oh, now, wait a minute.
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I'm not going to carry all these
pennies around in my pocket.
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Why, there must be
about 3 bucks worth.
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Well, all I've got
is a couple of bills.
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How about you, Doc?
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You want to cash
them in for him?
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Not me.
I'm a sore loser.
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Here, I'll help you
put them in your pocket.
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I don't know what
I'd do without you, Oz.
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Just don't fall in the canal.
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Mr. Nelson.
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Mr. Nelson.
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Mr. Nelson.
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Good morning, Mr. Nelson.
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Oh, hi, fellas.
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What's the matter?
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Were you still asleep?
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That's OK.
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What do you want?
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We came to get the treasure.
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You want to dig it up so soon?
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Yeah.
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Can we borrow your shovel?
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00:10:25,581 --> 00:10:28,802
Uh, well, just wait there.
268
00:10:28,932 --> 00:10:31,892
I'll be right down.
269
00:10:32,022 --> 00:10:33,328
What was that all about?
270
00:10:33,458 --> 00:10:34,285
Oh, it's the kids.
271
00:10:34,416 --> 00:10:35,547
They want their money.
272
00:10:35,678 --> 00:10:36,897
Let them dig it up.
273
00:10:37,027 --> 00:10:38,376
Well, the only thing,
though, I kind of
274
00:10:38,507 --> 00:10:41,466
hate to have them find
the dollar bills in there.
275
00:10:41,597 --> 00:10:42,990
I've already dug it up.
276
00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:44,644
I thought you were going
to put the pennies back.
277
00:10:44,774 --> 00:10:46,428
Well, I intended to.
278
00:10:46,558 --> 00:10:49,126
I was going to get up early this
morning and get some pennies.
279
00:10:49,257 --> 00:10:50,650
Well, at least you
accomplished half
280
00:10:50,780 --> 00:10:51,955
of what you were going to do.
281
00:10:52,086 --> 00:10:53,043
You got up early.
282
00:10:59,093 --> 00:11:00,616
Here's the spot, Mr. Nelson.
283
00:11:00,747 --> 00:11:03,401
Yeah, we didn't even
need the map to find it.
284
00:11:03,532 --> 00:11:05,360
The grass didn't
grow over too good.
285
00:11:05,490 --> 00:11:07,797
Maybe we should have
found a better hiding place.
286
00:11:07,928 --> 00:11:10,495
Oh, no, this is a
good hiding place.
287
00:11:10,626 --> 00:11:12,584
Anyway, we don't have
to worry about it, not
288
00:11:12,715 --> 00:11:14,195
with Mr. Nelson watching it.
289
00:11:14,325 --> 00:11:15,457
We can trust him.
290
00:11:15,587 --> 00:11:17,198
I know it.
291
00:11:17,328 --> 00:11:21,115
Uh, look, boys, are you sure
you want to dig the money up
292
00:11:21,245 --> 00:11:22,594
right now?
293
00:11:22,725 --> 00:11:24,031
Sure, we're going to
fill our coin folder.
294
00:11:24,161 --> 00:11:25,554
Coin folder?
295
00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,730
Yeah, we're going to
put all our pennies in it.
296
00:11:27,861 --> 00:11:30,254
You mean the pennies
that are buried here?
297
00:11:30,385 --> 00:11:31,821
They're not just
plain old pennies.
298
00:11:31,952 --> 00:11:33,867
Some of them are part
of our collection.
299
00:11:33,997 --> 00:11:35,390
Well, what collection is that?
300
00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:38,001
We got every penny to
fill this book, every year
301
00:11:38,132 --> 00:11:39,742
since 1941 up till now.
302
00:11:39,873 --> 00:11:41,135
Oh.
303
00:11:41,265 --> 00:11:43,137
It took us a long
time to get them, too.
304
00:11:43,267 --> 00:11:44,660
Yeah, wait till
the girls see them.
305
00:11:44,791 --> 00:11:46,227
They didn't believe we had them.
306
00:11:46,357 --> 00:11:48,620
They said they've
got more than we have.
307
00:11:48,751 --> 00:11:50,405
I bet they don't have a 1955 S.
308
00:11:50,535 --> 00:11:52,494
Or a '54 plain.
309
00:11:52,624 --> 00:11:53,495
Yeah.
310
00:11:53,625 --> 00:11:54,670
Come on, Mr. Nelson.
311
00:11:54,801 --> 00:11:57,804
Dig them up.
312
00:11:57,934 --> 00:11:59,457
Now, now, now, just
a second, fellas.
313
00:11:59,588 --> 00:12:01,329
Let's think about this.
314
00:12:01,459 --> 00:12:03,984
You want to dig these up just
to show them to some girls?
315
00:12:04,114 --> 00:12:06,551
Sure, the honor of the
Tigers Club is at stake.
316
00:12:06,682 --> 00:12:08,815
You want us to beat
the girls, don't you?
317
00:12:08,945 --> 00:12:11,992
Well, yeah, but
well, for one thing,
318
00:12:12,122 --> 00:12:14,690
I don't want to have to dig my
lawn up every time you fellas
319
00:12:14,821 --> 00:12:16,474
decide to show the
collection to somebody.
320
00:12:16,605 --> 00:12:17,954
We know that, Mr. Nelson.
321
00:12:18,085 --> 00:12:19,913
Come on, dig them up.
322
00:12:20,043 --> 00:12:24,091
Uh, OK.
323
00:12:24,221 --> 00:12:28,138
Uh, have you got
the withdrawal slip?
324
00:12:28,269 --> 00:12:29,836
What do you mean?
325
00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:32,142
Well, uh, this belongs to
the Tigers Club, doesn't it?
326
00:12:32,273 --> 00:12:33,578
Yes, sir.
327
00:12:33,709 --> 00:12:34,971
Well, then, I'll have
to have the written
328
00:12:35,102 --> 00:12:36,756
permission of a majority
of the membership
329
00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:38,975
in order to dig up the money.
330
00:12:39,106 --> 00:12:40,020
I don't get it.
331
00:12:40,150 --> 00:12:42,326
It's a legal technicality.
332
00:12:42,457 --> 00:12:43,719
Exactly.
333
00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:45,939
See, as treasurers
of the club, you boys
334
00:12:46,069 --> 00:12:48,158
are the legal
custodians of the funds.
335
00:12:48,289 --> 00:12:50,334
And when you deposited
the money here,
336
00:12:50,465 --> 00:12:52,946
you assigned that
custodianship to me,
337
00:12:53,076 --> 00:12:55,339
and I can't relinquish
the funds without
338
00:12:55,470 --> 00:12:58,125
the proper legal documentation.
339
00:12:58,255 --> 00:12:59,866
Boy, your money
sure is safe when
340
00:12:59,996 --> 00:13:01,650
you leave it with Mr. Nelson.
341
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:04,435
It sure is.
342
00:13:04,566 --> 00:13:06,829
Go call a meeting of the club.
343
00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:08,309
We'll see you
later, Mr. Nelson.
344
00:13:08,439 --> 00:13:09,571
Bye, Mr. Nelson!
345
00:13:09,701 --> 00:13:10,746
Don't hurry, fellas.
346
00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:17,840
Pretty good thinking for
so early in the morning.
347
00:13:30,592 --> 00:13:33,377
Well, still no answer.
348
00:13:33,508 --> 00:13:34,552
Doggone that Darby.
349
00:13:34,683 --> 00:13:35,945
This is all his
fault. Why did he
350
00:13:36,076 --> 00:13:37,773
have to take all the
pennies home last night?
351
00:13:37,904 --> 00:13:40,428
I thought you fellas
made him take the pennies.
352
00:13:40,558 --> 00:13:42,299
Well, whose side
are you on anyway?
353
00:13:42,430 --> 00:13:43,344
Yours, dear.
354
00:13:43,474 --> 00:13:45,128
Drink your orange juice.
355
00:13:45,259 --> 00:13:47,565
I wonder where they could have
gone so early in the morning.
356
00:13:47,696 --> 00:13:50,568
Oh, they'll probably
be right back.
357
00:13:50,699 --> 00:13:52,179
And so will the kids.
358
00:13:52,309 --> 00:13:54,311
They'll be looking
for 315 pennies,
359
00:13:54,442 --> 00:13:56,879
including one for
every space here.
360
00:13:57,010 --> 00:13:59,099
Well, we probably have
some around the house.
361
00:13:59,229 --> 00:14:01,623
Well, yeah, but they
got to be the right ones.
362
00:14:01,753 --> 00:14:03,843
Hey, there's a coin shop
down on the boulevard.
363
00:14:03,973 --> 00:14:06,367
Well, I don't think they'd
be open on a Sunday morning.
364
00:14:06,497 --> 00:14:07,803
Let's see what we've got here.
365
00:14:16,464 --> 00:14:17,378
Here's one.
366
00:14:17,508 --> 00:14:18,509
What does it say?
367
00:14:22,339 --> 00:14:27,388
1962 D.
368
00:14:27,518 --> 00:14:28,476
Here's another one.
369
00:14:31,522 --> 00:14:35,570
1962 D. We've got that one.
370
00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:36,701
Here's another one.
371
00:14:40,227 --> 00:14:43,708
1962 D. See, this
isn't going to be easy.
372
00:14:43,839 --> 00:14:46,450
Well, what does D after
the date mean anyway?
373
00:14:46,581 --> 00:14:49,323
Uh, it means it
was minted in Denver.
374
00:14:49,453 --> 00:14:51,586
And if it has an S
after it, it means
375
00:14:51,716 --> 00:14:53,893
it was minted in San Francisco.
376
00:14:54,023 --> 00:14:57,331
And if it's just plain, I think
it was minted in Philadelphia.
377
00:14:57,461 --> 00:15:00,247
I remember when David
had his collection.
378
00:15:00,377 --> 00:15:02,292
Hey, there's an idea, David.
379
00:15:04,468 --> 00:15:06,035
Hello?
380
00:15:06,166 --> 00:15:09,169
Oh, uh, Dave, do you still
have your coin collection?
381
00:15:09,299 --> 00:15:11,736
Gee, no, Pop, I haven't
had that for 15 years.
382
00:15:11,867 --> 00:15:13,477
What's going on?
383
00:15:13,608 --> 00:15:15,566
Oh, well, I'm trying to fill
out a penny collection here.
384
00:15:15,697 --> 00:15:16,916
Do you have any pennies at all?
385
00:15:17,046 --> 00:15:18,134
Just a second, I'll look.
386
00:15:22,138 --> 00:15:23,748
Yeah, I've got one.
387
00:15:23,879 --> 00:15:24,967
What is it?
388
00:15:25,098 --> 00:15:28,144
It's 1962 D.
389
00:15:28,275 --> 00:15:29,667
I've already got that one.
390
00:15:29,798 --> 00:15:30,799
Thanks, just the same.
391
00:15:37,153 --> 00:15:38,502
Did you get any?
392
00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:40,417
Uh, just a couple.
393
00:15:40,548 --> 00:15:41,853
This is ridiculous.
394
00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:43,507
Every penny I need is
probably sitting right
395
00:15:43,638 --> 00:15:44,856
on Darby's dresser.
396
00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:45,945
I just called him again.
397
00:15:46,075 --> 00:15:47,381
They still aren't home.
398
00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:49,949
Yeah, I called him a
couple of times, too.
399
00:15:50,079 --> 00:15:51,602
Hey, hey, wait a second.
400
00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:53,517
They always keep a spare key
under their front doormat.
401
00:15:53,648 --> 00:15:55,041
Well, I don't
think we should just
402
00:15:55,171 --> 00:15:56,999
go walking into their house.
Well, why not?
403
00:15:57,130 --> 00:15:58,783
They keep it there in
case of an emergency.
404
00:15:58,914 --> 00:16:00,960
And this is certainly
an emergency.
405
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,087
Morning, Darb.
406
00:16:41,217 --> 00:16:42,523
What are you doing, Oz?
407
00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:44,177
Adding burglary to your
other assorted crimes,
408
00:16:44,307 --> 00:16:46,962
gambling, stealing money
from little children?
409
00:16:47,093 --> 00:16:48,224
I didn't know you were home.
410
00:16:48,355 --> 00:16:50,009
Well, that's obvious.
411
00:16:50,139 --> 00:16:52,315
Well, I phoned you a couple
of times, and you didn't answer.
412
00:16:52,446 --> 00:16:53,969
This is Sunday morning, Oz.
413
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:56,058
Some people go to church on
Sunday morning, you know?
414
00:16:56,189 --> 00:16:57,581
Well, yes, I know.
415
00:16:57,712 --> 00:16:59,061
And what were you doing
breaking into our house?
416
00:16:59,192 --> 00:17:00,497
I came over to
get the pennies.
417
00:17:00,628 --> 00:17:02,630
You know those pennies
we dug up last night?
418
00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:04,849
Well, it turns out they're
not just ordinary pennies.
419
00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:06,721
They're part of a collection.
420
00:17:06,851 --> 00:17:08,027
Oh.
421
00:17:08,157 --> 00:17:10,029
Gee, Oz, I'm sorry.
422
00:17:10,159 --> 00:17:11,552
I'll give you the
ones I have left.
423
00:17:11,682 --> 00:17:13,162
What do you mean,
the ones you have left?
424
00:17:13,293 --> 00:17:14,946
Well, I spent most
of them for breakfast.
425
00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:17,427
We stopped off at the malt shop
on our way home from church.
426
00:17:17,558 --> 00:17:19,255
I asked Jack if he could use
a couple hundred pennies,
427
00:17:19,386 --> 00:17:20,517
and he said OK.
428
00:17:20,648 --> 00:17:21,692
Oh, great.
429
00:17:21,823 --> 00:17:22,911
How many have you got left?
430
00:17:26,915 --> 00:17:31,920
One, two, three.
431
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,487
What happened to
the rest of them?
432
00:17:33,617 --> 00:17:36,664
Well, you know, I don't
think I ought to tell you.
433
00:17:36,794 --> 00:17:39,580
Well, what happened
to the rest of them?
434
00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:42,104
Well, you know that little
park near the malt shop?
435
00:17:42,235 --> 00:17:43,584
Yes.
436
00:17:43,714 --> 00:17:46,369
Well-- no, I don't
think I ought to tell you.
437
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:49,503
You'll just shout.
438
00:17:49,633 --> 00:17:50,808
I won't shout.
439
00:17:50,939 --> 00:17:52,332
Now what happened
to the rest of them?
440
00:17:54,899 --> 00:17:57,076
Sally threw them
into the wishing well.
441
00:17:57,206 --> 00:18:00,644
I knew you'd shout.
442
00:18:00,775 --> 00:18:03,082
She throw all the pennies
into the wishing well?
443
00:18:03,212 --> 00:18:04,561
Well, all except
the one she gave
444
00:18:04,692 --> 00:18:06,172
to the organ grinder's monkey.
445
00:18:06,302 --> 00:18:07,260
Oh.
446
00:18:09,479 --> 00:18:13,092
I'm sorry, Oz, but we didn't
know they were special pennies.
447
00:18:13,222 --> 00:18:15,355
Oh, it's not your fault.
448
00:18:15,485 --> 00:18:17,574
I'll bet Jack still has
most of them left down
449
00:18:17,705 --> 00:18:19,228
at the malt shop.
450
00:18:19,359 --> 00:18:21,709
Well, at least, maybe he
has some of the ones I need.
451
00:18:21,839 --> 00:18:23,276
Well, thanks, anyway, Darb.
452
00:19:13,848 --> 00:19:14,892
Oh, here's one we need.
453
00:19:15,023 --> 00:19:15,893
What is it?
454
00:19:16,024 --> 00:19:17,025
It's one of the 47's.
455
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,113
Oh, good.
456
00:19:18,244 --> 00:19:19,941
Well, I'll throw
the others away.
457
00:19:25,642 --> 00:19:27,122
- Can I help you?
- Oh!
458
00:19:27,253 --> 00:19:28,645
Did you drop something?
459
00:19:28,776 --> 00:19:32,127
Uh, no, we're just, uh,
getting some pennies out
460
00:19:32,258 --> 00:19:33,128
of here.
461
00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:35,130
It's for a coin collection.
462
00:19:35,261 --> 00:19:37,393
We're going to put
back an equal amount.
463
00:19:37,524 --> 00:19:40,744
I have some change.
464
00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:42,485
Harriet, do you
have some change?
465
00:19:42,616 --> 00:19:44,270
My bag's in the car.
466
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:48,535
Oh, her bag is in the car, but
no, we're not stealing these.
467
00:19:48,665 --> 00:19:50,537
We're going to put
back an equal amount.
468
00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:52,669
Well, we hope so, don't we?
469
00:19:57,848 --> 00:20:00,460
Strange sort of guy.
470
00:20:00,590 --> 00:20:02,549
Goodness sakes.
471
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:06,030
Look out!
472
00:20:06,161 --> 00:20:07,031
Here comes--
473
00:20:07,162 --> 00:20:08,511
Ah!
474
00:20:08,642 --> 00:20:09,512
No, it's OK.
475
00:20:09,643 --> 00:20:12,863
He drove right on by.
476
00:20:12,994 --> 00:20:15,475
What'd you do that for?
477
00:20:15,605 --> 00:20:17,477
Well, I, uh--
478
00:20:17,607 --> 00:20:18,565
I really don't know.
479
00:20:21,437 --> 00:20:23,091
How are we doing?
480
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,963
Oh, uh, pretty good, including
those you got at the market,
481
00:20:26,094 --> 00:20:27,661
we've got them all except two--
482
00:20:27,791 --> 00:20:30,838
1948 S and 1952 plain.
483
00:20:30,968 --> 00:20:32,187
Hey, that sounds pretty good.
484
00:20:32,318 --> 00:20:33,884
Yeah.
485
00:20:34,015 --> 00:20:36,104
At least, we've got the two
the little girls don't have,
486
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,889
the 1954 and the 1955 S.
487
00:20:39,020 --> 00:20:40,456
What little girls?
488
00:20:40,587 --> 00:20:42,371
Oh, a couple of little
girls in the neighborhood.
489
00:20:42,502 --> 00:20:45,461
The kids in the Tigers have
been having a contest with them.
490
00:20:45,592 --> 00:20:47,855
You mean I've been helping
the wrong side all this time?
491
00:20:47,985 --> 00:20:49,552
Well, let's say
you've been helping
492
00:20:49,683 --> 00:20:51,424
to keep your husband
from getting drummed out
493
00:20:51,554 --> 00:20:54,644
of the neighborhood.
494
00:20:54,775 --> 00:20:56,080
Somebody's at the door.
495
00:20:56,211 --> 00:20:57,995
I know it.
496
00:20:58,126 --> 00:20:59,823
Well, aren't you going
to go see who it is?
497
00:20:59,954 --> 00:21:01,085
I know who it is.
498
00:21:01,216 --> 00:21:02,348
And you can go
tell them yourself.
499
00:21:02,478 --> 00:21:03,610
Well, tell them what?
500
00:21:03,740 --> 00:21:04,915
Well, just tell
them you're sorry,
501
00:21:05,046 --> 00:21:07,178
but you lost two of the pennies.
502
00:21:07,309 --> 00:21:08,876
OK.
503
00:21:14,447 --> 00:21:18,233
Uh, Harriet, it's
not the boys at all.
504
00:21:18,364 --> 00:21:19,321
It's a couple of girls.
505
00:21:19,452 --> 00:21:20,583
They're cute, too.
506
00:21:20,714 --> 00:21:21,976
Do you still want
me to answer it?
507
00:21:22,106 --> 00:21:23,238
How old are they?
508
00:21:23,369 --> 00:21:26,110
Oh, about 9 or 10.
509
00:21:26,241 --> 00:21:28,722
You can answer it.
510
00:21:28,852 --> 00:21:29,679
That figures.
511
00:21:30,811 --> 00:21:32,682
OK.
512
00:21:32,813 --> 00:21:33,988
Well, hi, girls.
Hi.
513
00:21:34,118 --> 00:21:35,424
Come on in.
514
00:21:35,555 --> 00:21:37,165
What can I do for you?
515
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:39,950
The man at the malt shop said
you were collecting pennies.
516
00:21:40,081 --> 00:21:41,517
Oh, well, yeah, that's right.
517
00:21:41,648 --> 00:21:43,693
Do you have a 1955 S?
518
00:21:43,824 --> 00:21:47,044
Uh, yes, I think I do.
519
00:21:47,175 --> 00:21:48,872
Could we buy it from you?
520
00:21:49,003 --> 00:21:51,353
Oh, well, I'm sorry
but it's not for sale.
521
00:21:51,484 --> 00:21:53,573
See, it really
doesn't belong to me.
522
00:21:53,703 --> 00:21:55,139
Oh, gee.
523
00:21:55,270 --> 00:21:56,837
I guess the boys are
going to beat us after all.
524
00:21:56,967 --> 00:21:57,881
Yeah.
525
00:21:58,012 --> 00:21:58,969
Hey, wait a second.
526
00:21:59,100 --> 00:22:00,536
Here's an idea.
527
00:22:00,667 --> 00:22:02,538
As long as the boys are
going to win anyway, maybe
528
00:22:02,669 --> 00:22:04,497
you'd like to sell me a
couple of your pennies.
529
00:22:04,627 --> 00:22:06,237
Gee, I don't know.
530
00:22:06,368 --> 00:22:08,457
I don't think we ought to
break up our collection.
531
00:22:08,588 --> 00:22:11,112
Well, look, why don't you sell
me the whole collection then?
532
00:22:11,242 --> 00:22:13,680
The whole collection
is worth about $0.80.
533
00:22:13,810 --> 00:22:15,769
Or $1.
534
00:22:15,899 --> 00:22:17,553
Well, that's OK.
535
00:22:17,684 --> 00:22:19,381
It took us a long
time to collect it.
536
00:22:19,512 --> 00:22:20,904
Yeah.
537
00:22:21,035 --> 00:22:23,429
Well, then, you probably
should get more than $1.
538
00:22:23,559 --> 00:22:26,301
Don't forget, the
coin card was $0.35.
539
00:22:26,432 --> 00:22:29,565
Yeah, and we had to take the
bus to get to the coin shop.
540
00:22:29,696 --> 00:22:32,394
That was $0.20.
541
00:22:32,525 --> 00:22:34,135
Just wait here
a second, girls.
542
00:22:34,265 --> 00:22:35,919
I've got some money
in a cookie jar.
543
00:22:39,706 --> 00:22:41,577
You'll hardly know
it's been dug up.
544
00:22:41,708 --> 00:22:43,884
How much did you wind
up paying the girls?
545
00:22:44,014 --> 00:22:45,886
Oh, uh, well, I didn't
want them to break up
546
00:22:46,016 --> 00:22:48,802
their collection, and
it was worth $0.80.
547
00:22:48,932 --> 00:22:51,152
You paid them $0.80
for just two pennies?
548
00:22:51,282 --> 00:22:55,504
Uh, well, actually, I paid
them a little more than that.
549
00:22:55,635 --> 00:22:57,332
I gave them a little bonus.
550
00:22:57,463 --> 00:22:59,508
How much did you pay them?
551
00:22:59,639 --> 00:23:03,120
Uh, well, you've
got to bear in mind
552
00:23:03,251 --> 00:23:05,296
that the basis of
our economic system
553
00:23:05,427 --> 00:23:09,388
is the inexorable law
of supply and demand.
554
00:23:09,518 --> 00:23:11,259
I mean, when somebody
has something
555
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:13,653
that you want very much,
you're willing to pay a premium
556
00:23:13,783 --> 00:23:15,394
to get it.
557
00:23:15,524 --> 00:23:17,570
You're willing to give them more
than the article is actually
558
00:23:17,700 --> 00:23:18,571
worth.
559
00:23:18,701 --> 00:23:19,920
How much did you pay them?
560
00:23:22,618 --> 00:23:24,315
Oh, hi, fellas!
561
00:23:24,446 --> 00:23:25,404
Hi, Mr. Nelson.
562
00:23:25,534 --> 00:23:26,970
- Hi, Mr. Nelson.
- Hi, boys.
563
00:23:27,101 --> 00:23:28,885
We took a vote of
the Tigers, and we
564
00:23:29,016 --> 00:23:30,234
want to dig up the treasure.
565
00:23:30,365 --> 00:23:32,106
It was unanimous.
566
00:23:32,236 --> 00:23:33,803
Well, OK.
567
00:23:33,934 --> 00:23:35,762
This is the spot right here.
568
00:23:35,892 --> 00:23:37,981
Could you hurry it
up, please, Mr. Nelson?
569
00:23:38,112 --> 00:23:39,722
Oh, OK.
570
00:23:48,688 --> 00:23:50,341
There we are.
571
00:23:50,472 --> 00:23:52,431
Guess you're kind of anxious to
show these to the girls, huh?
572
00:23:52,561 --> 00:23:54,955
Well, we were, but we don't
care about that anymore.
573
00:23:55,085 --> 00:23:56,043
Heck no.
574
00:23:56,173 --> 00:23:57,392
You don't?
575
00:23:57,523 --> 00:23:58,741
No, ma'am, we're
going to sell them?
576
00:23:58,872 --> 00:24:01,004
Well, uh, who are you
going to sell them to?
577
00:24:01,135 --> 00:24:02,353
We don't know yet.
578
00:24:02,484 --> 00:24:04,355
We saw the girls,
and for $0.25,
579
00:24:04,486 --> 00:24:06,749
they're going to give us a
name of some dope who paid them
580
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:09,056
$5 for their collection.
581
00:24:09,186 --> 00:24:11,580
$5?
582
00:24:11,711 --> 00:24:15,802
Well, as I say, the basis
of our economic system--
583
00:24:15,932 --> 00:24:17,543
Can I have the jar,
please, Mr. Nelson?
584
00:24:17,673 --> 00:24:20,110
Yeah, let's hurry up
before the word gets around.
585
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:29,032
As I say, the basis
of our economic system
586
00:24:29,163 --> 00:24:31,861
is the inexorable law
of supply and demand.
587
00:24:49,923 --> 00:24:51,664
Tonight's "Adventures
of Ozzie and Harriet"
588
00:24:51,794 --> 00:24:53,666
was brought to you
by your gas company.
589
00:24:53,796 --> 00:24:56,364
Which helps you live
modern for less with gas.
590
00:24:56,495 --> 00:24:58,235
That's what we Nelsons do.
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