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"The Adventures of Ozzie
and Harriet," starring

the entire Nelson family.

Here's Ozzie.

Here's Harriet.

Here's David.

Here's Rick.

And also starring in tonight's
episode, here's Kris.

Hi, Rick.
Hi, Jimmy.

Hi, Wally.

See, I've been
looking for you.

Want to play some cribbage?

Oh, not right now, thanks.

Say, how about
throwing some darts?

No, thanks.

Ah, ooh.

Uh, chess?

How about some pinochle?

Ping pong?

Lacrosse?

- Lacrosse?
- Well, yeah, out back.

There's a couple of old lacrosse
sticks down in the basement.

How about it?

I've got some more
work to finish here.

Jimmy?

No, thanks.

Well, OK.

Oh, hiya, Pete.
Hi.

Leaving town?

No, I'm just
going to stay here

at the house for a
couple of nights.

Oh, well, I was going to
ask about the little woman,

but I guess I better not now.

We didn't have a fight, if
that's what you're driving at.

A fight?
Who said anything about a fight?

A married man shows up at his
old fraternity house carrying

a suitcase and announces he's
going to stay a couple of days,

there can only be
one obvious reason.

A class reunion?

My wife and I
didn't have a fight.

Oh, of course not.

He just decided to leave
her for a couple of days.

That's all.
Well, I had to.

It's the only way I could
get any studying done.

Well, that's a good excuse.

Well, if you
guys were married,

you'd understand what
I'm talking about.

Rick's married.

Yeah, but his wife's not
going to school with him.

You don't have a
minute to yourself.

You have to have lunch with
them, coffee with them.

Every time you turn
around, there they

are trying to be nice to you

Well, I still don't understand
why you can't study at home.

Because I made the mistake
of telling her the same thing

I just told you.

Say, as long as you're
here, how about some cribbage?

No, thanks.

Chess?

Want to throw some darts?

A little pinochle?

Ping pong?

Yeah, that sounds good.

Ow!

Anybody want some more coffee?

Yeah, I think
I'll have some more.

That's fine, thanks.

How's old Wally
doing these days?

I haven't seen him
in a couple of weeks.

Still fat and sassy?

Oh, yeah, same as ever.

When are he and Ginger
going to get married?

Well, maybe never after today.

What, did they have
a fight or something?

No, not exactly.

But do you remember
Pete Peterson?

Yeah, I think so.

He used to be in the
Scouts with you, didn't he?

Yeah, that's the guy.

What, is he going
with Ginger now?

No, no.
He's married.

He's married and he's
going out with somebody else?

Now, wait a second.

That's how fights
start in bar rooms.

You remember Betty Howard?

No.

Oh.

Well, I guess it's
really not important.

Well, what's she
got to do with Wally?

Well, nothing.

I was just trying to tell you
what happened to Pete Peterson.

Maybe we better start all over.

Well, wait a second.

Hold it.

As long as we're going to start
all over again, I went up here,

and I got the coffee pot,
and I came down, and I said,

anybody want some more coffee?

Yeah, I do.

Oh, I've already got some.

Well, anyway.

Oh, what was I talking about?

Uh, Pete Peterson.

Oh, yeah.

Well, he's going to
stay at the fraternity

for a couple of days.

It seems that he
and his wife are

in a lot of the same
classes together.

Gee, that sounds like fun.

Oh, well yeah, I guess so.

Weren't you thinking about
going back to school this year,

Kris?
Yeah.

In fact, I still think I might.

Well, anyway, since
they're both on the campus

and attending a lot
of the same classes,

they see each other
practically all day long.

Gee, they're lucky.

Wouldn't it be fun if we could
spend the whole day together?

Well, yeah.

Well, you don't sound
very enthusiastic.

I was just thinking it over.

Thanks a lot.

You know, you wouldn't have
to carry a full schedule.

You could just take a few of
the subjects that interest you.

I know.

And they have some
great courses.

I was looking through the
catalog the other night.

I think it'd be a lot of fun.

Then you and Rick could have
lunch together every day

and study together.

They have a great Home
Economics department over there

and one of the best art
teachers in the country.

Don't bother with those, dear.
I'll do them later.

Oh, that's OK.
It'll only take a second.

Uh, Rick, what is this
about Pete Peterson?

Oh, nothing really.

I just hope it
doesn't happen to me.

Here's a class at 11:00.

Do you have anything at 11:00
on Tuesdays and Thursdays?

Yeah, Real Property.

Good, then we'll
both be free at 12:00.

And we can have lunch together.

Look, are you sure you
want to go through with this?

Well, sure.

Don't you want me to?

Well, I guess
so, if you want to.

Of course, I do.

Now, what about Monday,
Wednesday, and Friday at noon?

Yeah, I guess I'm free.

Oh, wait a second.

This art class I want
to take starts at noon.

Well, that's OK, isn't it?

Well, then we couldn't
have lunch together.

We don't have
lunch together now.

I know.
That's the whole point.

I'm trying to work out
this schedule so we'll

have some time together.

OK, don't get mad at me.

Hey, here's the same
class starting at 2:00.

What do you have at 2:00?

I'm down at the law office,
working by that time.

Good.

I won't be worried about
not seeing you then.

Look, it's a big campus
with a lot of students.

We're not going to be strolling
around hand in hand all day.

Well, I know that.

But even if I just see
you across the campus once

in a while, it'll be enough.

OK.

Hey, here's an idea.

Why don't I take
some law courses?

Then I could help you
with your studies.

I have a better idea.

Why don't you turn off
the light and go to sleep?

That would really help
me with my studies.

OK, I won't say another word.

- Hi.
- Oh, hi.

I got all my books.

Oh, that's good.

What are you reading?

I have a test in
Contracts next period.

Oh, I'm sorry.
I won't bother you then.

Oh, that's OK.

Did you order for me?

No, I didn't know
what you wanted.

Well, what are you having?

What'd you say?

What are you having?

- A chocolate malt.
- Chocolate malt?

Is that all you're
having for lunch?

Yeah, it's all I want.

That's not enough.

Well, don't worry about it.

I'll get something else later.

Rick, just one more thing--

Come on, will ya?

I've got to finish this chapter.

I'm sorry, but
this is important.

Tomorrow, I'm going to
make some sandwiches

and fix a thermos
of homemade soup.

OK.

And we're going
to eat outside.

A little fresh air and
sunshine would do you good.

So go ahead and study.
I won't bother you anymore.

- Hi, Kris.
- Hi, Jack.

Shh. he's studying.

Oh, sorry.

What will you have?

I'll have a
hamburger and a glass of milk.

OK.

Rick are you sure
you don't want anything else?

Yes, I'm sure
I don't want anything else.

He doesn't
want anything else.

OK.

- You need any help?
- Oh, no, I can manage.

Thanks.
This is my husband.

My art teacher, Mr. Phillips.
How do you do?

Oh, how are you, Mr. Nelson?

Why don't you put
that stuff over there?

There's no hurry.

Our model can't make it today.

Oh, that's a shame.

Well, see you later.

Hey, wait a minute,
maybe Rick could model.

You don't have a class
right now, do you?

- Well, no.
- We'd sure appreciate it.

All you have to
do is stand there.

Come on.

There we are.

That's fine.

Now, add this for
a bit of color.

And a sword.

Hey, that looks great.

Girls, this is
Mr. Nelson, who's

going to model for us today.

No sign of Rick yet?

No, not yet.

- Hi.
- What happened?

You're an hour and a half late.
Gee, I'm sorry.

I couldn't help it.

Kris got hung up on
one of her classes.

That's great, but
Kris doesn't work here.

You do.

Well, I had to wait for her.

Gee, Rick, this is
the third time this week

this has happened.

I'm sorry.

Well, now that you're here,
let's get some work done.

Look, I'll get started
just as soon as I get back.

- Get back?
- Yeah, Kris is downstairs.

She's double parked.

I have to drive her home.

You must be kidding.

That's it, folks.
Just keep laughing.

I'll be right back.

Can't you let that go for now?

Not very well.

It's almost 8:30.

Well, I just wanted
to talk to you.

Go ahead.
I can hear you.

Well, I thought we could go
in the other room and sit down.

Well, I really
don't have the time.

I've got to clean this place up,
change the sheets on the bed.

And then I have
some studying to do.

And so do you.

Well, that's kind of what I
wanted to talk to you about.

Don't you think you've
taken on a little too much?

What do you mean?

Well, I mean, you've
got as much as you

can handle right here at home.

OK.

The house is a
mess and I know it,

but I'm doing the best I can.

Well, that's not the point.

I feel that I should be
helping you with this stuff.

But I just don't have the
time, not with all the studying

and working at the law office.

And I don't seem to be
able to get any studying

done at lunch hour anymore.

I'm always late for
classes and for work.

What you're
really trying to say

is that you're
getting sick and tired

of seeing me all the time,
that I'm getting in the way.

Well, you know
that's not true.

OK.

I'll just do my best
to avoid seeing you

on the campus from now on.

I'll pretend I
don't even know you.

Come on now, you
know wouldn't work.

Well, maybe it'd be
a better idea if I just

quit school altogether.

Then I'd have time
to do the housework

and I wouldn't be interfering
with all your activities.

Well, look, why don't
we forget it for now

and talk about it
a little later?

You mean she's not
coming to school anymore?

She's just going to quit?

Well, that's what she says.

Well, I must admit, I
have to hand it to you.

You sure told her off.
What do you mean told her off?

- Of course, I didn't.
- Oh, come on now.

Who are you kidding?

I knew it wasn't working out.

Well, it's just that we
didn't have things organized

as well as we should have.
Hey, that looks good.

Can I have a bite of that?
Yeah, help yourself.

Oh, thanks.

Hey, this is good.

Kris make this?

Yeah.

Well, she can't be
very mad at you.

What else you got there?
Homemade apple pie?

That's right.
And keep your hands off it.

Well, I'll say this, you
sure know how to handle women.

Are you kidding?

This is just a kind of
a game she's playing.

She's going to show her
unreasonable husband that she

can be the perfect homemaker.

Well, I wish she'd teach
a couple of those games

to Ginger.

Every time she
gets mad at me, she

hauls off and clobbers me one.

And one of these days, I'm
going to clobber her right back.

What was that, fatso?

Oh, I was teasing.

I saw you sneaking
up in back of me.

Where's Kris?

I haven't seen her all day.

Oh, I'm sure she'll
be here tomorrow.

There was just a little
misunderstanding.

Oh, he's just being modest.

Rick told her to
quit messing around

and stay home and
do the housework.

I didn't say that.

Well, gee, I hope not.

Why wasn't she in class then?

Because she's staying
home where she belongs.

Wally.

You mean you don't approve
of girls going to college?

I didn't say that.

Oh, no, that
doesn't bother him,

as long as they do the housework
first and don't interfere

with their husband on campus.

Well, what's wrong with that?

I think it's about time
we men asserted ourselves.

Aw, shut up.

I'm just kidding, sweetie pie.

Come on, Ginger.

Let's go to class while we're
still allowed to attend.

And tell Kris she can move
into the sorority any time

she wants.

Hm.

Well, if there's anything I
can't stand, it's a fresh dame.

Look, will you do me a
favor and stop taking my side?

I'm having enough trouble
with Kris as it is.

Well, I was only
trying to help.

Hiya, fellas.
Oh, hiya, Pete.

Hiya, Pete.

Say, don't be surprised
if Rick moves over

to the fraternity house any day.

And maybe he can
move in with you.

I'm not staying
over at the house.

I'm living at home.

Well, I thought you
had a little disagreement

with your wife about
studying or something.

Oh, no, we
straighten that out.

I was just being stubborn.

I went back the same night.

Oh, well, that's good.

Now, the way I
look at it, marriage

is a 50/50 proposition.

And any guy who has a wife
who thinks enough of him

to want to spend 24
hours a day with him,

well, he's a pretty lucky guy.

- Yeah, I guess you're right.
- Well, I better be going.

I got to meet Betty
over at the library.

We're having a little picnic.
So long, Pete.

Bye, Pete.

Well, I'll see you around.

Wait a second, I'm going
to the same class you are.

Well, I know.

But if you don't mind,
I'd rather walk on ahead.

I don't want to be seen hanging
around the campus with a loser.

Hi.

Congratulations.

You're right on time.

As a matter of fact,
you're a little early.

Yeah, I guess I am.

Well, I'll be
right back, Dave.

Wait a second.
Where are you going?

Well, I have to go
home for a few minutes.

There's something I have to
straighten out with Kris.

Kris?

Oh, hi.

Oh, hi.

What are you
doing home so early?

Well, I've got to
get back to work.

I just wanted to talk to you.
What about?

Well, I've been thinking
about our little discussion

last night.

And I was wrong.

No, you weren't.

You were absolutely right.

No, I wasn't.

Now, look, why don't
you come back to school?

And let's forget
about the whole thing.

I don't think I should.

I've been thinking it over.

And what you said makes sense.

Now, wait a second.

You don't have to do this,
at least not right now.

Yes, I do.

If I don't do it now, I'll
have to do it tonight.

And then you won't
be able to study.

I don't have to study tonight.

I've got plenty of time to study
at school now that you're not--

I mean--

I know just what you mean.

Hi.

Hi.

Sorry, I had a
little problem at home.

Well, that's OK.

There's nothing really
important here anyway.

I would like to get some
stamps on these letters

and get them out, though.

OK.

Kris going back to school
isn't working out so good, huh?

Well, we were spending so
much time together at classes,

on the campus, at
lunch, neither one of us

was getting anything done.

Well, why don't you
just explain that to her?

Well, I did.

She got mad at me
and quit school.

Well, at least you
got a good title there,

"I Married A Dropout."

That's the only time
it hurts, when I laugh.

I think she'll change her mind
in a couple of days, though.

Well, you've got
nothing to worry about.

Well, except if she
misses too many classes,

she'll have an awful
job making up the work.

Well, why don't you just get
somebody to sit in for her,

take notes?

Without telling her
about it, of course.

Hey, that's not a bad idea.

Thanks a lot.

Wait a minute.
Where are you going?

Well, Kris has a
class in 15 minutes.

If I hurry, I'll just make it.

Kris?

Oh, you're not Kris.

No, I'm just
taking notes for her.

I'm her husband.

Oh.

Yeah, I've heard about you.

What's wrong with
girls going to college

and getting an education anyway?

I beg your pardon?

Forget it.

He doesn't believe in
girls going to college

and getting an education.

All right, class, will
you please open your books

to chapter 7?

- Good afternoon, Mr. Nelson.
- Hello, Mr. Phillips.

My wife can't make it today.

So I thought I'd stop
by and take some notes.

Oh, that's very
thoughtful of you.

But I'm not lecturing today.

We're just about to
do some sketching.

Oh, well, I'm not
very good at sketching.

Say, as long as you're
here, I would appreciate it

if you'd help us out.

Ms. Evans, would you get the
leotard out of the closet,

please?

- Hey, Jimmy.
- Oh, hi, Rick.

Have you got a
class right now?

No, why?

Well, I've been trying to
cover Kris's classes for her.

And I've got one of
my own this period.

Oh, well, gee.

I was just going to
play some handball.

Oh, come on, will you?

I've got to go clear across
the campus to the law school.

Yeah, OK.

Oh, thanks.

Here's her notebook and
her textbook, room H14.

Dress designing?

Hey, wait!

I've been running my head off.

I don't know how much
longer I can keep this up.

Has she shown any sign
of changing her mind?

Oh, who knows?

All I know is I've been missing
have my own classes trying

to keep up with hers,
which reminds me,

she's got another
class in 20 minutes.

Oh, no.

I'm sorry, old boy, but
you're not making it today.

Well, I've got to.

It'll mess everything up.
Well, I'm sorry about that.

But I told Judge Willoughby
you bring these contracts

over to his office by 2:00.

And it's quarter of now.

Why can't you
send a messenger?

Because it's highly personal
and confidential business.

Besides, I am sending
a messenger, you.

What about Kris's class?

Who's going to
take notes for it?

OK.

Kris?

Oh, you're not even her husband.

No, I'm her husband's brother.

Uh, her brother-in-law.

Well, do you believe
in girls going to college

and getting an education?

Oh, definitely,
especially my sister-in-law.

I'd like you to turn your
attention to chapter 4, please.

Oh, hi, mom.

Rick called me to
come down and take over,

so you could get back to work.
Oh, gee.

Thanks a lot.

Now, I'll be sketching a
diagram similar to the one

found on page 19.

What page was that?

Page 19.

I'm his mother.

Let's try to capture
the overall mood

and feeling of this rather
than concerning ourselves

with details.

Would our model please stand up
just a little bit straighter?

Look, if this is some kind
of a joke, it just isn't funny.

I've got two more classes
to go to this afternoon.

Relax, will ya?

There are some people
over here that would

like a few words with you.

Now, step this way, please.

This better be good.

I believe you know everybody--
your mother, your father,

your brother, Dave.
Hi, Rick.

Hi, Rick.

What's this all about?

Well, mostly about you.

We thought it might be a good
idea if we all got together

to see if we could help you work
out your situation with Kris,

that's if you don't mind.

Heck no, I'd appreciate it.

Actually, I can't take
too much more of this.

I think we should add that
our motives are purely selfish.

As far as I'm
concerned, I'd like

to get some work
done at the office.

And I'm thinking of
suing the art class.

Tell me, do you really
think I look like this?

Tell him what's been
happening to you, Mrs. Nelson.

Well, the boys keep
whistling at me every time

I cross the campus.

Of course, it's not too bad.

My point is it's
disrupting everybody's life.

This whole thing has gotten
completely out of hand.

Well, if anybody's got any
suggestions, go right ahead.

Well, Pop?

Well, yeah, we have a
very definite suggestion.

We've worked out a plan
we'd like to submit to you.

A plan?

That's right.

The family's reached a decision.

Well, I consider myself
an honorary member.

OK, what do I do?

Well, it's really
quite simple.

As the husband and
head of your family,

it's your duty to
put your foot down.

Tell Kris to stop
all this nonsense

and get back to school.

Are you kidding?

How do I do that?

Well, it's easy.

First, you give her these
roses, and this box of candy,

and these two tickets
to the theater.

It's a very good
play, incidentally.

And I've made reservations
for a late supper at Benzoni's.

It's the very best, most
expensive restaurant in town.

And naturally, the family's
picking up the check.

Of course, I'm only
an honorary member.

Wow, thank you, one and all.

This will really
show her who's boss.

Wasn't this a
wonderful evening?

Yeah, I thought so.

You know something?

You're beautiful.

OK, you win.

I'll go back to school.

Wait a second.
I haven't even asked you yet.

You didn't have to.

I know what you're up to.

I really wanted you
to go back, you know?

I know.
And I really wanted to.

And from now on,
I'll go to my classes

and you go to your classes.

And I promise to
keep out of your way.

Well, you won't
have to try too hard.

You've got a lot of
work to catch up on.

Oh, incidentally, you've
got a quiz tomorrow.

A quiz?

Well, then I better study.

What's your hurry?

Well, you don't want
me to flunk, do you?

Well, I guess you're right.

And incidentally,
your big trouble

is you give up too easily.

There's
nothing I can say.

There's nothing I can do to
make you care for me the way

I care for you.

I'm so in love with you.

I'll always be that way.

If you don't feel it too,
there's nothing I can do.

There's nothing I can say,
except to pray that there'll

come a day when love will
start a flame in your heart

to make you care for me.

To make
you care for me.

The
way I care for you.

The
way I care for you.

That's
all that I can say.

That's
all that I can say.

That's
all that I can do.

That's
all that I can do.

I'm so
in love with you.

I'll always be that way.

Until you feel it too,
there's nothing I can do.

There's nothing I can say.

I'm so in love with you.

There's nothing I can do.

There's nothing I can say.

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