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"The Adventures of Ozzie
and Harriet," starring

the entire Nelson family.

Here's Ozzie.

Here's Harriet.

Here's David.

Here's Rick.

And also starring in tonight's
episode, here's Chris.

Hey, here he comes.

Hey Wally, here he comes.

Now remember, you
guys, act casual.

Ben, open the door for him.

Oh, hi, Rick.
Come on in.

- Hi.
- Oh, hi Rick.

Hi, Rick, glad
you could make it.

Well, it wasn't easy.
What's going on anyway?

Well, let's get
the meeting started.

What's this all about?

Well, it's in the
nature of an emergency.

What kind of an emergency?

Oh, you'll hear all
about it at the meeting.

Come on, everyone sit down.

Will the meeting
please come to order?

I thought you said
this was a meeting?

Where are the rest of the guys?
We're all here.

It's just for the guys who
are going up to the cabin.

What cabin?

Quiet, pledge,
you're out of order.

Let's get the meeting started.

Now, look, there's no
meeting and you know it.

Now, come on, what's
the big message

you're trying to convey to me?
Boy, are you nervous?

OK, I'm nervous.

Now, will somebody please
tell me what's going on?

Well, we're just trying to
get a little congenial group

together to go up to the
mountains for a little skiing,

maybe some fishing, a little
friendly game of poker.

Yeah, and naturally,
you're invited.

- Yeah.
- Oh, well, thank you very much.

You could have asked
me that on the phone.

Oh, we sort of figured
that Chris might be there.

And we didn't want to
put you on the spot.

Somehow, I have a feeling
there's more to the story.

Well, there is one small
detail we'd like to discuss.

You see, we all decided to
chip in and bring something.

Yeah, I'm bringing
the poker chips.

- Fred and I bringing the food.
- I'm bringing the ski wax.

Yeah, we're all
bringing something.

What am I supposed to bring?

Well, as luck would
have it, by the time

we got to your name, there
was nothing left to bring.

That's right.

Oh, but there is something
I can do, isn't there?

Well, if you insist.

I mean, just so you
won't feel left out,

we thought maybe you'd
like to supply the cabin.

The cabin?

Are you out of your
head or something?

I don't have a cabin.

No, but your in-laws
do, Chris's folks.

- Who told you that?
- Are you kidding?

The fraternity ran
a dowry check on her

before we okayed the marriage.

Come on, Rick, how about it?

Can we get the cabin
for the weekend?

Gee, I don't know.

They might be using
it themselves.

Well, that's OK.

They play poker, don't they?

Come on, Rick, at
least you could ask.

Well, I'm not even
sure I can get away.

Well, gee, we'd like to
have you go along, Rick.

But if you can't make it,
we'll take care of everything

and clean it up before we leave.

- Well, that's very thoughtful.
- Don't you want to go?

Well, sure I do.

Well, then what's the problem?

He's afraid to go home and
ask Chris, that's the problem.

- I am not.
- Attaboy, Rick.

Come on, fellows,
let's get packed.

Now, just a second.
Relax, will you?

I'll let you know.
Yeah.

But if we're going to go,
we better get started.

Yeah, Ginger's liable
to call and ask where

I'm going to take her tonight.

And I don't want to be here
when I tell her nowhere.

- Yeah, I found it.
- Oh, good.

I'll stop by for it.

Oh, well, I have to go down
to the beauty shop anyway.

Why don't I just drop
it by your house?

OK, that'd be fine, if
it's not too much trouble.

You guys going out tonight?

Well, if I can
talk Rick into it.

Oh, nothing special.

I'd just like to see
a show or something.

OK, I'll see you
a little later then.

OK, bye.

Hi.

Oh, hi.

What was the
meaning all about?

Oh, well, Wally
and a couple of guys

are thinking about getting
together and playing

a little poker.

Tonight?

Well, yeah, unless you
have something planned.

Not exactly.

I just thought we might
go to a show or something.

- Oh.
- Well, it was just an idea.

We really don't have to,
if you'd rather play poker.

Well, yeah, if you don't mind.

I'm in kind of a hurry.

I've got to drop this
off over at your mom's.

Whatever you want
to do is OK with me.

Oh, by the way, do
you happen to know

whether your folks are going to
use their cabin this weekend?

No, I don't think so.
Why?

Well, I don't know.

I just thought it might be
kind of fun to go up there.

Well, yeah, it
might be at that.

Do you think it'd be
OK for us to use it?

Yeah, I'm sure it would be.

They said any time at all.

Look, I'll talk to
you about it later.

OK.

Hello?

Oh, hi, Rick.
How'd it go?

Did you get the cabin?
Yeah, it's OK.

You can start packing.

Oh, good.

OK, you guys,
let's start packing.

All right, Rick,
they're all packed.

It figures.

- Hi, dear.
- Hi.

I hope I'm not too
late with this.

No, not at all.
I won't need it till tomorrow.

My husband invited me out to
dinner tonight for a change.

Good.

I got a pretty nice
invitation myself.

You mean Rich is gonna
take you to the movies?

Better than that, we're
going to the mountain.

My parents have a cabin
up there, you know?

Yes, I know.
You mean this was Rick's idea?

Yeah, how about that?

Well, it sounds wonderful.

Yeah, and he even
gave up a poker game.

Good for him.

- Who's giving up a poker game?
- Rick is.

He and Chris are going up the
mountains for the weekend.

Oh, say, sounds
like you've got

him trained pretty good there.

Yeah, that'll be the day.

Actually, this will be the first
time we've gone anyplace alone

since we got married.

- Except for your honeymoon.
- Yeah.

But even then, the
hotel was crowded

and we met lots of
people on the beach.

Anyway, it'll be
fun for a change.

Yeah, there isn't even a
phone up there, is there?

No, except down
in the village.

And that's a pretty good hike.

Well, sounds great.

We may come up and join you.
OK.

What are you trying to
do scare her to death?

No.
Actually, we'd love to have you.

How about next weekend?

- Hi.
- Hi.

Packing already?

Yeah, I thought
I might as well.

The sooner we get up
there, the better.

Where's the other suitcase?

Well, this one will be enough.

Gosh, it's not very big.

Well, it's just for overnight.

Yeah, I suppose you're right.

You better pack a heavy sweater.

It might be pretty
cold up there.

You sound just like my mother.

Hey, don't take
those out of there.

I just put them in.
What for?

Well, this one's to
make your elbows soft.

And this one's to
make your hands soft.

And that one's to
make you smell good.

Are you kidding?

Of course not.

Now, put 'em back.

Hey, wait a minute.
What's this?

Well, what's it look like?

And will you stop taking
out everything I put in?

Well, you're putting
all your stuff in here.

Well, you said
there was enough room.

Well, yeah, I guess
I did, didn't I?

I was just telling
your mom and dad

this will be the first time
we've gone away together

since our honeymoon,
I mean just and me.

Oh yeah, you mean
up to the cabin?

Well, yeah.

What's the matter?

Don't you feel good?

Oh, sure.

Do we have to jam everything
into this little bag?

Why can't we use two bags?

Uh, yeah, I
think you're right.

Why don't you get the other bag?

I'll be right back.
Oh, Rick?

Yeah?

I'm sure glad you
decided not to play poker.

Oh, yeah.

Your dad couldn't believe it.

Oh.

Ginger, honey, be reasonable.

Look, will you listen to
me for a minute, please?

Ginger, honey.

Look, I can't argue
with you anymore.

Rick just came in.

And we're going to the
mountains to play poker,

whether you like it or not.

I know you don't like it.

But that's the way it is.

I mean, we're not
even married yet.

And everybody will
think I'm henpecked.

- Wally.
- Just a second.

What's the matter?
Listen, something's come up.

And we're not going
up to the cabin.

- What do you mean?
- The deal's off.

We're not going.
Well, we've got to go.

You heard what I
just told Ginger.

Well, just tell
her you're sorry.

There's been a mistake.
We can't go.

We can't?

No.

Uh, Ginger, honey--

Ginger?

Now, look what you've done.

She's hung up on me.
I'm sorry.

There's been a misunderstanding.

Yeah, the deal's off.

In fact, I almost got
into a jam with Chris.

Where's the other guys?

Well, they just left.

- You're kidding.
- No, I told him to go on ahead.

We'd meet him up there
later with the key.

Oh, great.

What happened anyway?

Well, somehow
Chris got the idea

that I was going to take
her up to the cabin.

Well, that's OK.
She won't be in the way.

In fact, we could
use a good cook.

Well, yeah, but she
figures that she and I

are going to be up there alone.

Well, why don't you
just tell her there

was a misunderstanding and the
guys are on their way up there?

I guess that's the
only thing I can do.

Well, come on.

What do you mean come on?

Come on and help
me explain it to her.

Oh, no you don't.

I've already had
my fight for today.

Rick?

Uh, yeah?

Where'd you disappear to?

Come on, I'm all ready to go.

- Oh, well, just a second.
- What's the matter?

Uh, there's a little something
I've got to talk over with you.

Well, can't we talk
about it on the way up?

No, I'm afraid not.

Maybe you'd better sit down.

This might be better over here.

What the heck are you doing?

Well, you see, the reason
I was gone so long just

now is I had to go
over to the fraternity.

I'm afraid there's been a
little misunderstanding.

You mean we're not
going up to the cabin?

Oh, no, we can go up there.

It's just that a
bunch of the guys

are going to have a
poker game up there.

You mean you went
over to the fraternity

and asked the guys to come
up to the cabin with us?

Oh, no, they planned
to go up there all along.

See, when I first mentioned
to you about the poker game

and going up to
the cabin, I meant

the guys wanted to go up there.

Well, I didn't realize
you misunderstood

till I came back
and started packing.

You mean you weren't inviting
me to go up in the first place?

No.

Well, I mean, I would have
if I'd have thought about it.

But I guess I just
wasn't thinking about it.

I guess you weren't.

Gee, I'm really sorry.

Look, why don't we just drive
up there and tell the fellas

the game is off and that
we're going to use the cabin

ourselves?
Are you kidding?

Don't be silly.
You go on up with the guys.

And you and I can make
it some other time.

And you sure you don't mind?

Of course, I mind.

But there's nothing
I can do about it.

Gee, I'm really sorry.

But don't worry, I'll
make it up to you.

Oh, Wally's going to pick me up.

So you can have the car.

OK.

It was a little low on
gas, so I had it filled up.

Thanks.

Uh, what do you
think you'll do?

Oh, I don't know.

Maybe I'll call Ginger and
we'll go to a show or something.

Hey, what about this?

Why don't we get Ginger and the
rest of the girls and we'll all

go up there?

Look, will you stop
worrying about it?

Besides, we still
wouldn't be alone.

We can go for a
hike or something.

You just go ahead and
play poker and have fun.

Well, you know I won't
have any fun without you.

That's what I'm counting on.

That must be Wally.

I better get going.

Hey, come back here.

Oh, sorry.

Hey, close the door.
It's cold out there.

- How would you know?
- His nose is sticking out.

And this sure is a nice place.

- Yeah, it sure is.
- OK, you guys.

First Jack deals.

OK, the bedrooms are in there.

A couple of guys can sleep
here in the living room.

The kitchen's in there, Lynn.

OK.

OK, here we go.

There's a Jack.
No, it isn't.

Here's one.

No, it isn't.

Ah, there's one.

OK, Charlie, it's your deal.

Charlie?

Hey, where's Charlie?

He's turning on
the hot water heater.

Oh, well, then it's
your deal, Bruce.

Come on, Wally, we've got
to get the place organized.

Oh, I thought we came
up here to play poker.

Well, you know, I'd like to go
outside and take a look around

first.
Yeah, me too.

I'd like to go fishing.

That sounds good.

Hey, Charlie, help me get
some more firewood, will you?

Hey, why don't
we do that later?

I want to go outside
while it's still daylight

and have a look around.
Come on, you guys.

I'll tell you what.
I'll deal.

- Come on, Rick, let's go.
- You guys go ahead.

I'll catch up with you.

Hey, Bruce, you've
got an ace showing.

Save it, Wally.
I'll see you later.

Oh, my mistake.
Charlie, it was your ace.

Later, Wally.

Hey, Rick, you
can have this ace.

No, I better start a fire.

Well that's OK.

I'll play your hand for you.

Nothing for Bruce.

Nothing for Charlie.

Big Queen for Fred.

Deuce for me.

Hey, Rick, possible straight.

Oh, forget it, will ya?

I'll play later.

Ah, let's see.

No help from Charlie.

Nothing for Bruce.

Possible straight for Fred.

And there's a pair.

Nothing for me.

You just go ahead and
play poker and have fun.

Well, you know I won't
have any fun without you.

That's what I'm counting on.

Rick?

Rick?

Come on, are you going to
play cards or aren't you?

You know, it was
the funniest thing.

For a minute there,
I thought you were--

how could I do that?

I don't know what
you're talking about.

Come on over.

We'll play cards.

Now, all the rest of the guys
have folded except you and me.

Are you still in?
Yeah, I guess so.

Oh, too bad.
Then you lose.

I've got a full house and
you were only bluffing.

- What are we doing here anyway?
- What do you mean?

We're having a good time.
That's what we're doing.

I heard somebody laughing.

Well, that was you.

Well, can you blame me?

I've got to do something to
take my mind off the lousy time

we're having.

I thought we came up
here to play poker.

But you're sitting
over there daydreaming.

I guess I was
thinking about Chris.

She was a little upset, huh?

Yeah, but she was such
a good sport about it.

It kind of makes me feel guilty.

I sure wish she was up here.

Well, now that
you mention it, I

wish I was back in
town with Ginger.

At least I'd have somebody
to play poker with.

Well, there's nothing
really keeping you here.

You could be back in town
in about an hour or so.

I'd feel kind of funny.

After all, I was the one who
organized the whole thing.

Yeah, you don't want to
leave while you're ahead.

You think maybe we could
talk the rest of the guys

into going back to town?

How could we do that?

Well, I don't know.

We could think of something.

Hey, don't do that.

I've got it all stacked
for the next hand.

Boy, the fire sure
feels good, doesn't it?

Yeah.

Hey, that's Cynthia's
favorite song.

OK.

Yeah, I kind of
wish she was up here.

Say, I understand Eddie
Benson's back in town.

Oh, really?

He was an old
boyfriend of Linda's.

Wasn't he, Fred?

No, not really a boyfriend.

Well, he used to take her
out once in a while, though.

Well, yeah, but it
was nothing serious.

Oh, well, then
I wouldn't worry.

He'll probably just
take her to the movies,

then for a ride in
his new convertible.

Oh, well, thanks a lot.

I wonder what Jackie's
going to be doing tonight.

Oh, she'll probably be
sitting home thinking about you.

Say, she wanted you to take
her to the Sweetheart Dance,

didn't she?

Well, yeah, but that's
not till next week.

Oh, is it?

Well, sure.

Isn't it?

Well, yeah, I
kind of thought so.

Of course, I could be mistaken.

Boy, if it is this weekend,
I'm in a lot of trouble.

Oh, well, what's the
Sweetheart Dance anyway?

You can take her to the
Hog Wallow next month.

I thought you guys came
up here to play poker.

Yeah, I guess
we might as well.

I don't know if I
want to play now or not.

Oh, me either.

I want to know where
that guy got the money

to buy a new convertible.
Who?

The guy who's taking
out Fred's girl tonight.

Now, who says
he's taking her out?

Oh, well, don't worry.

There's plenty of
other fish in the sea.

Well, come on.

If we're going to play,
let's get started.

When are we going to eat?

Let's get the
game started first.

- Where are the cards?
- Oh, they're right up here.

I'll get them.

If they start
playing cards, we'll

never get them out of here.
Don't worry.

I've got an idea.

Come on, Wally,
let's have the cards.

Relax, will ya?
I'm shuffling them.

Watch this fancy shuffle.

What the heck are you doing?
Don't just stand there.

Get them out of the fire.
Take it easy.

I'll get it.
Maybe we can blow it out.

Cut it out, Rick.

You're just making it worse.

Well, I guess that's
the end of the card game.

Yeah, I guess it
is, unfortunately.

What do we do now, sit around
here and stare at each other?

What do you mean?
There's a lot to do up here.

There's a couple of
jigsaw puzzles over there.

Well, and here's an
old stereopticon,

if you'd like to see some
pictures of the Chicago Fire.

Oh, here's another
deck of cards.

Uh, Rick?

Old Maid.

If we're not
going to play poker,

I'd just as soon be
back home with Cynthia.

Yeah, me too.

Hey, we can still
pick up our dates

and take them to the
Sweetheart Dance.

- That's not till next week.
- Maybe it is.

I don't think I ought
to take any chances.

Well, listen, why
don't we all go?

- That's OK with me.
- Me too.

Let's pack the stuff.

Yeah, it sounds
like a good idea.

Come on, Lynn.

Hey, you know something?
I bet it belongs to his father.

What's that?

Eddie Benson's
new convertible.

Well, did we work
it or didn't we?

- Yeah, we sure did.
- Come on, hurry up.

Let's get down there.

Hey, wait a second.

Why don't I stay here?

Stay here?

I thought you wanted
to be with Chris.

Yeah, I do, up here.

It doesn't make much sense for
me to drive all the way home,

and then come back here again.

You want me to phone her
and tell her to come on up?

Yeah, would you, please?

You can stop off
someplace along the road.

OK.

You got any money?
Are you kidding?

I filled the car up
with gas, didn't I?

OK, OK.

I can fix a nice fire and
get a little dinner together,

set the table with
candles and all.

Hey, that sounds great.

Look, why don't I stay
here and give you a hand?

I'll tell Kent to phone
Ginger to come up with Chris?

That sounds like a
good idea, doesn't it?

No, I didn't think so either.

- Surprise.
- Well, hi.

Hi.

Well, you sure made good time.

Well, yeah, I guess so.

But how'd you know
I was coming up?

Well, didn't Wally call
and tell you to come up?

No, we just came
up on our own.

- We?
- Well, yeah.

Hi, Rick.

Hi.

All the girls came
up here with you?

Well, not all of them.

Some of them came
up with Jackie.

It was your idea, remember?

Yeah, but I thought you
didn't want to come up here.

Yeah, but I changed my mind.

Where's Wally?

Wally and the rest of the
guys went back into town.

- Oh, great.
- What for?

To get dates with you girls.

Well, look, it's still early.

Why don't we just
go back to town?

- Yeah, that's a good idea.
- We can all get in your car.

Can't we, Jackie?
Oh, sure.

Well, come on then.
Let's go.

- Are you sure you don't mind?
- Are you kidding?

We'll see you Monday.
Bye-bye.

Bye.

- You two behave yourselves now.
- OK.

We'll try.
Bye.

- Bye.
- Bye.

Well, don't look now,
but I think we're alone.

So I noticed.

Well, it looks very
romantic here, Mr. Nelson.

Were you expecting
someone by any chance?

I sure was, the most
beautiful girl in the world.

Good.
I'm glad I showed up.

So am I.

Who the heck is that?

- Oh, Mom, hi.
- Hi, dear.

Is everything OK?

Well, yeah, why?

Well, Wally phoned, said
he had a message for Chris,

but he couldn't find her.

Oh, gee, I must have
been on my way up here.

We got worried, so we
thought we'd better come up.

Yeah, well, we were afraid
you might be stuck up here

without a car.

Well, take off your coats
and have some dinner with us.

- Oh, thanks.
- Oh, no thanks.

There's a cute little chalet
just this side of the village.

We'll eat there.

You mean that little
hamburger joint?

Ozzie.

- Hi.
- Oh, hiya, Mr. and Ms. Nelson.

- Oh, hi.
- What are you guys doing here?

Oh, we got back
to town and heard

the girls had all come up here.
Hi, Chris.

Hi.

I hate to tell you this, but
the girls have gone back home.

Yeah, but we met
the boys on the road.

Wasn't that lucky?

Come on, let's
put the music on.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- Hi
- Hi

Hi

Hi.

Hello.

I'm frozen.

He made me drive all the way
up here with the top down.

Well, I thought you
liked convertibles.

You keep saying that.

And I don't know what
you're talking about.

Sure, likely story.

Hey, it looks like we're going
to have to reset that table.

How about you, Mr.
and Ms. Nelson?

Are you going to
join us for dinner?

Yeah, come on, Pop.

Oh, gee, I don't know.

Oh, my folks like to
have plenty of chaperones

when I'm on a date with Ginger.

Thanks a lot.

Oof.

Well, we might as well.

Besides, it looks like
Rick and Chris aren't going

to get any privacy anyway.

And I can help with the cooking.

We both can.

Well, I can't cook.

Then you can do the dishes.

I can cook.

Hey, you were wrong about
that Sweetheart Dance.

It's next week.
Oh, good.

Yeah, everybody's
going to be there.

Did he say everybody?

Yeah, everybody.

Would you like to make a
date with me for next week?

To the Sweetheart Dance?

No, but I know where there's
a nice little mountain cabin.

Just the two of us?

Yeah, just the two of us.

It's a date.

There's
nothing I can say.

There's nothing I can do to
make you care for me the way

I care for you.

I'm so in love with you.

I'll always be that way.

If you don't feel it too,
there's nothing I can do.

There's nothing I can say,
except to pray that there'll

come a day when love will
start a flame in your heart

to make you care for me.

To make
you care for me.

The way I care for you.

They way I care for you.

That's all that I can say.

That's all that I can say.

That's all that I can do.

That's all that I can do.

I'm so in love with you.

I'll always be that way.

Until you feel it too,
there's nothing I can do.

There's nothing I can say.

I'm so in love with you.

There's nothing I can do.

There's nothing I can say.

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