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Here's Rick.

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Rick?

Oh, hi.

Hi!

Where you been?

I just went across the street
to talk to Betty for a while.

Mm.
What's new with her?

- Nothing.
- Nothing?

She wasn't home.

Oh, I was wondering.

What's new with you?

- Nothing.
- What do you mean?

Wasn't anybody
home at the office?

Well, let's see.

There was David,
Mr. Kelly, Connie,

the girl across the
hall, the mailman,

and a couple of clients.

What was going on?

Oh, I don't know.

It was so crowded
I couldn't see.

Very funny.

Hey, something
sure smells good.

What are we having for dinner?

Leg of lamb, browned
potatoes, carrots, string beans,

and don't change the subject.

What was the subject?

Well, we were talking
about the office.

Oh, yeah.

And no fair taking samples
till you tell me something.

OK.
I love you.

Yes, and I love
you too, but we

were talking about the office.

Well, let's see.

I was only there for a
couple of hours after school.

Oh, here's something
pretty exciting.

You want to sit down?

No, I think I can stand it.

Well, I delivered seven copies
of a 14-page contract to Judge

Willoughby.

Say, that is exciting.

But what I really
meant was something,

like, well, how is Miss
Edwards wearing her hair?

Well, I don't know, same way
she always wears it, I guess.

The girl across the hall was
wearing her hair different,

though.
It was up or down or something.

It looked very nice.

I must say you're
not very observing.

I am so.

OK.

What am I wearing?

Well, let's see.

Purple polka-dot suit,
a blue fedora hat,

gold-spangled earrings,
patent leather boots

with spiked heels, and
green-and-white striped

bloomers, right?

Well, you were close.

- Miss Edwards?
- Yes.

What color would you call
that suit, fire engine red?

Yeah, or vermilion.

Would you step
over here, please?

Now, what about your hair.

What would you call that?

Right now it kind of
feels like it's a mess.

No, it looks fine.

I mean, what color is it?

What do you mean what color?

I'm not sure I like
this whole idea.

Let's see.

I'd call it honey blonde.

Connie, would you bring me
the file on the Harrison case,

please?
OK.

Let's see, Dave.

You're wearing a brown
sport coat, brown slacks,

brown shoes, and blue socks?

They're not blue.
They're black.

They just faded.
What are you doing, anyway?

I'm just collecting
a little information

to take home to Kris tonight.

That sounds familiar.

Why don't you do what I do?

Just make up a few things
while you're driving home.

It's more exciting that way.

I don't think I ought
to be listening to this.

Well, that's OK.
I trust you.

- Connie?
- Oh, hi, Sheila.

Oh, I'm sorry.
I didn't know you were busy.

Oh, that's OK.
What can I do for you?

Well, I was just wondering,
do you have any carbon paper

I could borrow?
Sure.

Help yourself.
It's in the top drawer.

- Oh, thanks.
- Here, I'll get it for you.

Thank you.

How much do you need?

Just a couple of
sheets will do fine.

- Your name's Sheila, huh?
- Yeah.

You're Rick Nelson, aren't you?
Yeah, that's right.

I'm Dave's brother.

I'm just clerking
here after school.

That's what I thought.

I know I've seen you
around a few times.

Thanks for the carbon.

Oh, if you don't mind,
there are a few details

I'd like to clear up.

Details?

Yeah, just some
general information--

the name of the company you work
for, your approximate height,

weight, other vital statistics,
your Social Security number,

your favorite dessert, and
the name of your hairdresser.

Boy, I'm glad I didn't
want to borrow a typewriter.

Hi!

Hi.

How are things at the--

never mind.
Oh, wait a minute.

What were you going to say?
Nothing.

Yes, you were.

You were going to ask me how
are things at the office,

weren't you?

- Well, almost.
- Well, that's close enough.

Come here.
Sit down.

Now, did you say how are
things at the office?

Well, David was wearing an
old brown suit, brown shoes,

and black socks
that looked blue.

Now, he and June are
going to a show tonight,

but David would
rather go bowling.

Miss Edwards was
wearing a red suit.

Her hair was combed nicely,
but she said it was a mess.

And she won $2.85
at poker last night.

And Sheila was wearing--

Oh, wait a second.

Who's Sheila?

I'm glad you asked.

That's the girl across the hall.

She's 5 foot 2 and
weighs 110 pounds,

and she's a receptionist for
a wholesale hosiery firm.

Her hobbies are skiing,
swimming, and dancing.

And she lives about six blocks
from here on Forest Avenue.

She got straight As right
up through the sixth grade.

Then when she got in
junior high school,

her grades fell
off just a little

because she got
interested in boys.

She was also in the choir, a
member of the Chess, Checkers,

and Cribbage Club, and was
a goalie on the field hockey

team.

Hey, don't stop to eat.

I can hardly wait to
hear what happens next.

Well, I'll tell you the rest
while we're doing the dishes.

You didn't tell me one thing.

What's that?

Is she pretty?

Yeah, I guess so.
What's the matter?

Are you jealous?

Of course not.

Well, don't just sit there.

Answer the phone.

Hello?

Yes, he's here.

Just a minute, please.

It's for you, and it's a girl.

Who is it, Miss Edwards?

Doesn't sound like it.

Hello?

Oh, hi, Sheila.

Sheila, the field
hockey champion?

Shh.

Uh, what can I do for you?

Oh, gee, that's too bad.

Well, sure, I'd be glad to.

No, really, it's
no trouble at all.

Fine.

I'll pick you up about 8:30.

8:30?

In the morning.

Yeah, OK.

Bye.

What was that all about?

Oh, that was Sheila.

I know that, but what
about 8:30 in the morning?

Oh, her car has
to go into the shop,

and she's wondering if I
could pick her up and give her

a lift into work.

Gee, I wonder why she called me?
Why not?

You've been talking to her
all afternoon at the office.

No, I hardly
talk to her at all.

I made up most of that
stuff on the way home.

You drove her home?

No, of course not.

What are you laughing about?

Well, I was just
thinking, I wouldn't even

know her name if you hadn't
been so curious about what

went on at the office.
I know.

That's what makes me so mad.

Look, I'll make
a deal with you.

When I come home from
work tomorrow night,

I won't say a word about
what happened all day.

Oh, no, you don't.

When you come home from
work tomorrow night,

I want to know everything
that's happened.

Well, she phoned last
night and asked if she

could ride in with me today.

I couldn't very well say no.

Least that's
what you told Kris.

Well, yeah, but
it's the truth.

Her car is being fixed.

There's nothing wrong in driving
her in to work, is there?

- Not as far as I'm concerned.
- Rick?

- Oh, hi!
- Hi.

I talked to the
man at the garage,

and my car won't be
ready tonight after all.

So I wonder if you'd mind
giving me a ride home.

- Oh, no, not at all.
- Oh, thanks!

I really appreciate it.
I'll see you later then.

Bye.

Goodbye.

Boy, you really put up
a struggle, didn't you?

Well, what was I going to do?

Besides, you're making a
big deal out of nothing.

I'm just giving a fellow
worker a ride home.

That's a good line.

Kris might go for that one.

Hey, Dave, she's one of
your fellow workers too.

And after all, you've been
married longer than I have.

Why don't you give
her a ride home?

Sorry, old boy.

I'm not going that way,
no matter which way it is.

- Connie?
- Yeah?

Maybe she could go with you.

Well, fine, except that
she lives out that way,

and I live out that way.

Might be kind of difficult to
get a bus that goes both ways.

- Hi!
- Hi!

I didn't hear you come in.

How long have you been here?

Oh, about a half hour.

15 minutes?

OK.

I just sneaked in.

- You're a little late.
- Yeah, I know I am.

I'm sorry.

I called my mother,
and she said it'd

be all right to ask you why.

Well, to tell you
the truth, I got

roped into driving Sheila home.

I thought you were just
going to take her to work!

Well, her car wasn't ready.

I still wouldn't have been late,
but after all, she has to eat.

You mean you
took her to dinner?

Well, no, of course not.

She just wanted to
stop off at the market.

Well, I guess I might
as well forgive you,

but don't let it happen again.

OK.

Oh, I was talking to
June this afternoon.

She said she and Dave went
bowling last night after all.

- Oh, no, kidding?
- Yeah.

They had a pretty good time too.

Oh, that's good.

Wally called to remind you
about the fraternity meeting

Thursday night.

OK, thanks.

I think they finally sold
that house on the corner.

Oh, good.

And what'd you talk about?

What do you mean?

With that woman you were
driving all over town.

Oh, well, mostly we were
talking about jealous wives.

Well, can you blame me when
my husband's driving this

attractive-looking
girl to work every day?

It's not every day.

Then she is attractive.

Are you kidding?

She's just a girl, a
plain, ordinary, average,

wholesome-looking girl.

Yeah, I'll bet.

But I'll tell you what.

Why don't you stop by the office
tomorrow, and I'll take you

both out to lunch.

Then you can meet her
and judge for yourself.

What do you think I am,
some kind of a jealous nut

or something?
Yeah.

You're right.

I'll be there at 12:00 sharp.

Oh, thanks.

Isn't Rick here yet?

Oh, not yet.

- Hi.
- Oh, hi, Rick.

Where you been?
Gee, I'm sorry.

I got hung up at school.

I had to take some books
back to the library.

Gee, it's
practically lunch time.

You got a lot of work to do.

Well, can't it
wait till later?

Well, some of it can.

But Judge Roberts is waiting
for the Harrison contracts.

And you still haven't finished
that brief on the tax case.

Oh, yeah, that's right.

Oh, darn, I was supposed to take
Sheila and Kris to lunch today.

Sheila and Kris?

Well, yeah.

Well, in that case, I
think I'm doing you a favor

if you have to call it off.

Aw, it's nothing like that.

I just thought if I could get
the two of them together--

That's OK.

I hear enough of
that stuff in court.

I hate to rush you, Dave,
but you better get going.

OK.

Thanks.

Gee, I'm sorry it worked
out this way, Rick.

That's all right.
It's probably for the best.

Well, good luck.

I'll see you later.

So long.

I guess I better call Kris.

Oh, would you mind calling
Sheila and telling her

I can't make it?
OK, chicken.

Hello?

Oh, hi, I was just leaving.

Oh, I'm glad I
caught you then.

Gee, I'm sorry, but we're going
to have to call off the lunch.

What's the matter, your
girlfriend get cold feet?

No, I was the one.

I have so much to do here at
the office I just can't make it.

Gee, I'm sorry.

Oh, that's OK.

It was probably kind
of a silly idea anyway.

Oh, no, I'd really like
to have you meet her.

Well, maybe some other time.

You're not going to go
without lunch, are you?

Oh, no, I'll just grab a
quick sandwich or something.

I'll see you later.

Bye.

Did you get your wife?

Yeah, everything's OK.

Good, same with
your girlfriend.

Thanks a lot.

Thank you.

I think I'll have a hamburger
and a glass of milk.

Thank you.

Well, hi, Rick!

Oh, hi, Sheila.

I was just going
to have a sandwich.

Yeah, same here.

Gee, I'm sorry about having
to call off our lunch date,

but I'm really snowed
under at the office.

Oh, that's OK.

Besides, we're having lunch
together anyway, aren't we?

Yeah, I guess we are, at that.

So he drove her to work.

Then the garage called and said
they didn't have a car ready,

so he drove her back
home again last night.

Oh, yes, and he stopped
off at the market

so she could do her shopping.

Sounds exciting.

Well, we almost had a
little excitement today.

Rick suggested that he
take us both to lunch

so I could meet her
and see for myself how

wholesome and
uninteresting she was.

And what happened?

Nothing.

He phoned at the last minute to
say he had too much work to do.

Personally I think
he chickened out.

So I ordered a sandwich,
and I looked around,

and there she was
sitting right next to me.

And you mean you had
lunch together, just you

and the girl without Kris?

Please, Pop, not so loud.

Oh.

You mean you haven't
told Kris about it?

Haven't told Kris about what?

Oh!

What have we here?

Haven't told Kris about what?

I think I'll go
out in the kitchen

and see if I can
help your mother.

Uh, Pop--

Haven't told Kris about
what, I keep saying?

Well, the funniest thing
happened to me on my way

to the lunch counter.

Need any help out here?

No, thanks.

What's the matter?

What do you
mean, what's the matter?

You've got kind of a
funny look on your face.

Do you mean
funnier than usual?

You know what I mean.

What's going on that
that you know about

and you don't want
me to know about?

What's this?

He had lunch with her!

Oh, pardon me.

Rick's out there all alone.
He had lunch with the girl?

Yeah, he claims he just
went to the lunch counter.

She just happened to be there.

Well, it's possible.

Don't you think he seems to
be running into her an awful lot

lately?

Well, after all, she works
right across the hall from him.

I sure wish she'd
get another job.

I
wouldn't worry about it.

You doing anything
special tomorrow?

Not that I can think of.
Why?

I wonder what time
her coffee break is.

I don't know.
There aren't many people here.

Well, it's
probably still early.

I'm beginning to
feel a little silly.

I was just thinking
the same thing myself.

Well, what do you think?

I think I'm ready to
forget the whole thing.

Well, as long
as we're here, why

don't we go upstairs
and say hello to Rick?

Let's go.

Gee, I'm sorry.
They're not here.

Dave's in court, and
Rick has a class.

He probably won't be
back for about an hour.

- Oh, that's a shame.
- Yeah.

Can I help you with anything?

Oh, no, we were just
in the neighborhood

and thought we'd stop
by and say hello.

Well, I'll tell Rick
you were looking for him.

Oh, don't bother.

It wasn't that important.
We'll see you later, Connie.

OK.
Mrs. Nelson.

Oh, and Kris?
Yeah?

She works in the office across
the hall, room 314, Miller,

Wagner, and Delaney.

Bye, Connie.

Bye.

Do you suppose
she's in there now?

Well, Rick said she
was a receptionist.

This is it, isn't it?

Connie said Miller,
Wagner, and Delaney.

Pardon me.

You see anything?

Couple of empty chairs
and the water cooler.

Why don't we go in and pretend
we're in the wrong office?

All right.

No, but I expect him
back in about an hour.

Oh, yes, I'll be
here until 5 o'clock.

Yes.

I'll tell him.

All right.

Thank you.

May I help you?

Oh, I'm not sure.

Are you the receptionist?

Yes, I am.

Oh, well, thank you.

I think we were looking for
the office across the hall.

Thank you.

Good afternoon.

Oh, brother.

Yeah.

So that's just
a plain, ordinary,

harmless-looking girl.

Who said that?

My husband.
And he should know.

He spent the whole week
taking her to lunch

and driving her all over town.

Oh, well, maybe he--

you know, things like that--

uh, there's the elevator.

Hi.

Hi, Rick.

- Is Dave back yet?
- Oh, no, not yet.

Any important
clients asking for me?

Yeah, a couple, but I
handled their cases myself.

Oh, good for you.

Did have a couple
of visitors, though.

Oh who's that?

Your mom and Kris.

No kidding.

What did they want?

Nothing special, I guess.

I mean, what'd they say?

Well, they said
hello and how are you.

Oh, come on.
You know what I mean.

Yeah, I know.

I'm just trying to make up
my mind whose side I'm on.

Look, why don't you tell
me what it is, and I'll

help you decide.
Oh, wait a second.

I'll tell you.

Kris came over here to
get a look at our friend

from across the hall.

Oh, you're just too smart.

No, not necessarily.

It's just that somehow Kris
has got her mind made up

that Sheila's a cross
between Jayne Mansfield

and the Playgirl of the month.

Hi!

Oh, hi, Sheila.

Oh, hi, Sheila, what'll it
be, pencils, carbon paper?

No,
thanks, not this time.

I just stopped in
to say goodbye.

- Oh, no kidding.
- You mean you're leaving?

That's right.

I know it's kind of
sudden, but I'm getting

married a week from Saturday.

- Hey, that's great!
- It sure is.

Well, thank you.

He's a wonderful guy.

I kind of have you
to thank, Rick.

- Me?
- Yeah.

You see, this boy
and I have been going

together for about a year now.

And I think he was
stalling a little.

So when he called
last night I just

happened to mention
the nice fella who's

been giving me all the rides
to work and taking me to lunch.

And I think that did it.

Oh, yeah, I guess
it would at that.

Well, I'm sure glad Kris got
to meet you before you left.

Who?

Uh, Kris, my wife.

She and Rick's mom
went over to meet you.

Oh, well, they must have
met the new receptionist.

She started today.
Oh, wait a second.

I think I saw him
getting on the elevator.

Mrs. Nelson had
on a green suit,

and Kris had on a yellow suit.

Yeah, that's right.

Well, Gloria said
she spoke to them,

but they said they were
in the wrong office.

Well, this Gloria,
what does she look like?

Well, she's-- oh,
here she is now.

Gloria, I'd like you to meet
Connie Edwards and Rick Nelson.

Hi.

Boy, if she's a plain,
average, ordinary-looking girl,

what does he think I am?

He thinks you're the
loveliest girl in the world.

That's why he married you.

Maybe he's
getting tired of me.

Maybe he wishes he could
latch on to a real swinger.

I don't think so.

What about some of the
girls he used to date?

What were they like?

Oh, there were so many.

There were?

I guess I am being
pretty silly about this

Well, I wouldn't
worry about it.

I'll see you tomorrow, dear.
OK.

Thanks a lot for the
moral support, mother.

You're welcome.
Bye-bye.

Bye.

Wait!

Rick, it's me!

Rick.

are you all right?

Rick, it's me.

Kris, I'm home!

Kris?

Where'd you get that
crazy wig, anyway?

Oh, I had it hidden away.

I wore it in a play
at school once.

I kind of like
this one myself.

What about the girl
who goes with it?

Yeah, she's not
too bad either.

Do you like her better than
that blonde bombshell you've

been taking to lunch?

Look, for the
last time, Sheila

was not the blonde bombshell.

That's the new receptionist.

Oh, that's right.

Come to think of it, she's
still there, isn't she?

Let's not start that again.

Hello?

Oh, hi.

Tomorrow morning?

Well, sure.

What time do you want
me to pick you up?

Oh, no you don't.

You're not driving any
more blondes to work.

I'm awfully sorry,
but my husband

won't be supplying
any more rides.

Oh, OK.

I'll be happy to buy
the gas, if that's

what you're worried about.

Oh, David, I'm awfully sorry.

I thought you were
somebody else.

I'll see you in
the morning, Dave.

You can tell we're
in love, can't you?

There's
nothing I can say.

There's nothing I can do to
make you care for me the way

I care for you.

I'm so in love with you.

I'll always be that way.

If you don't feel it too,
there's nothing I can do.

There's nothing I can say except
to pray, let there come a day

when love will start
a flame in your heart

to make you care for me--

Make you care for me.

the way I care for you.

The way I care for you.

That's all that I can say.

That's all that I can say.

That's all that I can do.

It's all that I can do.

I'm so in love with you.

I'll always be that way.

Until you feel it too,
there's nothing I can do.

There's nothing I can say.

I'm so in love with you.

There's nothing I can do.

There's nothing I can say.

Ooh, ooh.

Ooh, ooh.

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.

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