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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,793 --> 00:00:04,295 Ah, my two favorite girls. 2 00:00:04,296 --> 00:00:06,706 Danica Patrick and Jillian Michaels are here? 3 00:00:08,132 --> 00:00:09,759 You're in a chipper mood. 4 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:11,260 Well, why wouldn't I be? 5 00:00:11,261 --> 00:00:13,846 [imitating Matt] "Bike lanes, the Fed, 6 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:17,266 the fact that we're still living under the tyranny of daylight savings." 7 00:00:17,267 --> 00:00:20,102 I think my dream project might be assigned. 8 00:00:20,103 --> 00:00:22,521 I got a 63 'Vette I need to restore. 9 00:00:22,522 --> 00:00:25,149 This could be like my Michelangelo's David. 10 00:00:25,150 --> 00:00:26,901 Except this won't be naked 11 00:00:26,902 --> 00:00:28,952 and it'll have a much bigger engine on it. 12 00:00:29,076 --> 00:00:33,282 Man, I had no idea running my own coffee truck 13 00:00:33,283 --> 00:00:35,368 would be so exhausting. 14 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:37,871 Plus, everyone I deal with hasn't had coffee yet. 15 00:00:39,081 --> 00:00:41,040 Yeah, startups are brutal. 16 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:42,500 I can't say much. 17 00:00:42,501 --> 00:00:45,378 I signed an NDA with my friend Genevieve. 18 00:00:45,379 --> 00:00:47,669 We signed in glitter pen, but it still counts. 19 00:00:49,841 --> 00:00:52,969 -Well, good morning. -[sighs] What's good about it? 20 00:00:52,970 --> 00:00:56,472 Oh, you're grumpy, and your grandpa's a ray of sunshine. 21 00:00:56,473 --> 00:00:58,100 Is this the Freakiest Friday? 22 00:00:59,309 --> 00:01:02,813 -I got fired from Game Hunt. -What? Did they tell you why? 23 00:01:02,814 --> 00:01:06,440 My boss said I'm not made for the video game industry. 24 00:01:06,441 --> 00:01:09,511 Well, your butt print on the couch says something different. 25 00:01:10,279 --> 00:01:11,988 -Love you guys. -Love you. 26 00:01:11,989 --> 00:01:13,698 -See you guys. -[Matt] Bye. 27 00:01:13,699 --> 00:01:16,742 -[sighs] I'm gonna go tell off his boss. -No. 28 00:01:16,743 --> 00:01:18,452 And while I'm at the mall, 29 00:01:18,453 --> 00:01:20,413 I'll get my sweet boy a treat to make him feel better. 30 00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:22,749 He's a teenager, not a corgi. 31 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:26,168 I think he would appreciate having his mom stick up for him. 32 00:01:26,169 --> 00:01:27,837 How'd you feel about me going and talking 33 00:01:27,838 --> 00:01:29,880 to your volleyball coach when you were in high school? 34 00:01:29,881 --> 00:01:32,466 Talk? You told him to bench me. 35 00:01:32,467 --> 00:01:34,719 Your team lost six games straight. 36 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:36,638 Something had to change. 37 00:01:37,806 --> 00:01:39,558 [? rock theme playing] 38 00:01:42,269 --> 00:01:44,396 [tires screeching] 39 00:01:49,568 --> 00:01:51,569 Stop drooling on my renderings. Come on. 40 00:01:51,570 --> 00:01:52,820 -Move, move, move. -Oh, yeah. 41 00:01:52,821 --> 00:01:55,239 You should have seen what he did with these leather swatches. 42 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:57,576 I wouldn't pick them up without gloves. 43 00:01:58,619 --> 00:02:00,119 So who's the client? 44 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,413 I don't know. We're going to meet him in a minute. 45 00:02:02,414 --> 00:02:04,540 Important thing to remember is Greg's Customs screwed up, 46 00:02:04,541 --> 00:02:05,791 so we got the job. 47 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:07,418 Hey, you know what? 48 00:02:07,419 --> 00:02:09,794 We should send them an Edible Arrangement as condolences. 49 00:02:09,795 --> 00:02:11,214 Let's send two. 50 00:02:12,924 --> 00:02:14,383 Look, I gotta say, buddy, 51 00:02:14,384 --> 00:02:15,885 you really impressed me with this color interior. 52 00:02:15,886 --> 00:02:17,553 This brown is gorgeous. 53 00:02:17,554 --> 00:02:21,016 Biscotti with sepia and hazelnut accent. 54 00:02:22,642 --> 00:02:23,810 Brown. 55 00:02:23,811 --> 00:02:27,855 But listen, I want you in on this pitch. Do you mind? 56 00:02:27,856 --> 00:02:29,482 -Really? -Yeah, yeah. 57 00:02:29,483 --> 00:02:32,735 I always knew this would happen for you and now that it has, 58 00:02:32,736 --> 00:02:34,737 I hate you. 59 00:02:34,738 --> 00:02:38,491 Come on. It's not like he got the rose at The Bachelorette. 60 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:39,618 [laughs] You know? 61 00:02:41,411 --> 00:02:43,101 That show is popular for a reason. 62 00:02:43,413 --> 00:02:45,247 [knocking] 63 00:02:45,248 --> 00:02:47,958 Hey, I'm looking for Matt Parker. I'm Keith Rodriguez. 64 00:02:47,959 --> 00:02:49,377 I own the Corvette. 65 00:02:49,378 --> 00:02:52,254 Hi, I'm Matt Parker. Nice to have you here. 66 00:02:52,255 --> 00:02:55,091 This is my crew. Guys, Keith. Feel free to bow. 67 00:02:55,092 --> 00:02:58,136 Stop, no bowing, but a curtsy will do. 68 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:01,097 Hi, I'm nervous. 69 00:03:01,098 --> 00:03:03,557 I mean, uh, Gabe, Gabe's nervous. 70 00:03:03,558 --> 00:03:06,395 I'm Gabe. I just want to get my hands on your car. 71 00:03:07,813 --> 00:03:10,106 Oh. Hey, Stitch. 72 00:03:10,107 --> 00:03:11,357 Oh, you guys know each other? 73 00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:13,234 Yeah. It's, uh, it's been a long time. 74 00:03:13,235 --> 00:03:14,861 Not long enough. 75 00:03:20,575 --> 00:03:23,036 Well, now that you're all caught up... 76 00:03:23,037 --> 00:03:26,997 Why don't you sit down here for a minute, Keith? 77 00:03:26,998 --> 00:03:29,583 Let's take a look at the little presentation. 78 00:03:29,584 --> 00:03:31,252 Okay. All right. 79 00:03:31,253 --> 00:03:32,628 This is your car. This is what we're doing. 80 00:03:32,629 --> 00:03:35,548 The inspiration for moving your car into the future 81 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:37,925 is the old Grand Sport. Now, the Grand Sport, 82 00:03:37,926 --> 00:03:41,179 unlike public urination here in North Hollywood, is illegal. 83 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:46,142 Take some of the elements of this and, bingo, 84 00:03:46,143 --> 00:03:47,601 this is where we're going to take it. 85 00:03:47,602 --> 00:03:48,811 But what's really cool about it, 86 00:03:48,812 --> 00:03:51,105 we're going vintage on everything but the interior. 87 00:03:51,106 --> 00:03:52,398 Stitch, tell him the interior. 88 00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:54,276 It's brown. 89 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:57,446 ?? 90 00:03:59,531 --> 00:04:01,615 Hey, Mom, I saw you called. What's up? 91 00:04:01,616 --> 00:04:03,033 Oh, I left you a voicemail. 92 00:04:03,034 --> 00:04:05,036 Voicemail? What are you, a thousand? 93 00:04:05,037 --> 00:04:08,080 That's only funny when it's aimed at Grandpa. 94 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:10,791 If you had listened, you would have heard my good news. 95 00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:13,669 I went to Game Hunt to see your ex-boss, Blake. 96 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:16,260 -Oh, my God, you got my job back? -No, he asked me out. 97 00:04:17,841 --> 00:04:21,677 He's like 21 and does not know how to take "ew" for an answer, 98 00:04:21,678 --> 00:04:24,014 but, uh, good to know your mom's still got it. 99 00:04:24,473 --> 00:04:25,974 So what's the good news? 100 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:29,644 You have a new job with a super cool boss. 101 00:04:30,937 --> 00:04:32,898 Me? I'm the super cool boss. 102 00:04:34,191 --> 00:04:35,241 Holla! 103 00:04:35,692 --> 00:04:37,110 Please don't holla. 104 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:41,238 I know you better than anyone and with the right guidance, 105 00:04:41,239 --> 00:04:42,865 you will make an awesome employee. 106 00:04:42,866 --> 00:04:44,825 Yeah, Bring it in. Ah! 107 00:04:44,826 --> 00:04:46,536 Thanks, Mom. I won't let you down. 108 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:50,956 Yeah, and we're gonna show your ex-boss just how wrong he is. 109 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:52,584 Except about me being hot. 110 00:04:53,418 --> 00:04:55,419 It's a car like this 111 00:04:55,420 --> 00:04:57,087 is the reason I'm in the resto-mod business. 112 00:04:57,088 --> 00:04:59,465 I just love doing this. This car will be 113 00:04:59,466 --> 00:05:01,342 the most impressive thing you've ever seen. 114 00:05:01,343 --> 00:05:02,676 Or smelled. 115 00:05:02,677 --> 00:05:05,555 Our finish wax is green apple. Yummers. 116 00:05:08,391 --> 00:05:10,518 I'm not supposed to talk. 117 00:05:10,519 --> 00:05:13,020 Okay. Yummers. 118 00:05:13,021 --> 00:05:14,271 Let's do this, Matt. 119 00:05:14,272 --> 00:05:15,523 Oh, excellent. Excellent. 120 00:05:15,524 --> 00:05:17,191 You won't be disappointed. Thanks for your business. 121 00:05:17,192 --> 00:05:18,692 -Sure. -Thanks, and I'll get the paperwork off to you. 122 00:05:18,693 --> 00:05:20,986 -[Keith] Yep. -Yes! 123 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:23,405 Oh, this is such a great job. Great job. 124 00:05:23,406 --> 00:05:26,493 How do the young kids say it? I love me some me. 125 00:05:28,286 --> 00:05:30,576 -This is a call for celebration. -[Matt] Okay. 126 00:05:30,789 --> 00:05:33,457 -Well, you nailed it, boss. -Thank you. 127 00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:35,751 Just so you know, I'm not working on the car. 128 00:05:35,752 --> 00:05:37,837 -What? -You heard me. 129 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:39,964 I'm not working on that car. 130 00:05:39,965 --> 00:05:41,216 [cork pops] 131 00:05:43,260 --> 00:05:45,387 Sorry, I already got the cork started. 132 00:05:46,429 --> 00:05:47,973 ?? 133 00:05:51,268 --> 00:05:53,269 Stitch, why won't you work on this car? 134 00:05:53,270 --> 00:05:54,937 You don't know the dude. 135 00:05:54,938 --> 00:05:57,523 On a scale of Cruella de Vil and Saddam Hussein, 136 00:05:57,524 --> 00:05:59,276 he's the dude in Seven with the box. 137 00:06:00,068 --> 00:06:03,195 All right. You don't like him. I don't like Jay Leno, right? 138 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:04,780 [imitating Jay] "Yeah, that Jay Leno 139 00:06:04,781 --> 00:06:05,823 He talks like this all the time." 140 00:06:05,824 --> 00:06:07,283 That's not how he sounds. 141 00:06:07,284 --> 00:06:08,534 [deep voice] He sounds like this at home. 142 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:09,703 I'm Jay Leno. 143 00:06:09,896 --> 00:06:13,205 But I'd still take the dude's money. 144 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:15,749 Find somebody else to do the interior. 145 00:06:15,750 --> 00:06:18,002 Give me a reason why I would do that. 146 00:06:18,003 --> 00:06:21,046 Why? You always say employees should be seen and not heard. 147 00:06:21,047 --> 00:06:22,715 Oh, you're using my own words against me? 148 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:24,426 That's real good. 149 00:06:24,427 --> 00:06:26,635 He's your friend. You got to talk to him. 150 00:06:26,636 --> 00:06:28,762 Best friend. I mean... 151 00:06:28,763 --> 00:06:31,307 we don't put a label on it or anything. 152 00:06:31,308 --> 00:06:32,559 You know, a best friend? 153 00:06:33,977 --> 00:06:35,728 Yeah. I'll talk to him. 154 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:37,731 ?? 155 00:06:38,982 --> 00:06:41,275 Carter, what are you doing? 156 00:06:41,276 --> 00:06:42,985 I'm about to drop a killer meme 157 00:06:42,986 --> 00:06:44,779 in the Bronas Brothers group chat. 158 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:49,659 It's about to get three hahas and a cowboy emoji. 159 00:06:50,619 --> 00:06:52,244 Well, you work here now, 160 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:54,622 so maybe help me serve these customers? 161 00:06:54,623 --> 00:06:56,624 By the way, what are all these kids doing here? 162 00:06:56,625 --> 00:06:58,459 Are we the new cool coffee shop? 163 00:06:58,460 --> 00:07:00,450 Don't tell them I love Imagine Dragons. 164 00:07:02,631 --> 00:07:06,050 Uh, no. It's all me. Took some initiative 165 00:07:06,051 --> 00:07:07,593 and launched a social media campaign. 166 00:07:07,594 --> 00:07:10,179 [gasps] Well done, Carter. 167 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:12,890 More importantly, well done me for getting the best out of you. 168 00:07:12,891 --> 00:07:14,892 I'm like that, uh, sports coach 169 00:07:14,893 --> 00:07:17,783 on the sports team that won all the sports championships. 170 00:07:19,314 --> 00:07:22,024 Man, I wish I knew sports so I could get that reference. 171 00:07:23,068 --> 00:07:25,152 Hey, man, can I get one more? 172 00:07:25,153 --> 00:07:27,906 Of course. Here you go, valued customer. 173 00:07:30,241 --> 00:07:33,661 Um, Carter, we don't do free refills. 174 00:07:33,662 --> 00:07:35,454 Oh, yeah, that's not a free refill 175 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:38,082 because I didn't charge him for the first one. 176 00:07:38,083 --> 00:07:40,668 You're giving away free coffee? 177 00:07:40,669 --> 00:07:42,127 We only do that for firemen, 178 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:43,337 and not because they're hot. 179 00:07:43,338 --> 00:07:45,590 Because they're heroes. Hot heroes. 180 00:07:47,175 --> 00:07:50,552 Mom, it's like the freemium model in gaming. 181 00:07:50,553 --> 00:07:52,221 Once they get hooked on the coffee, 182 00:07:52,222 --> 00:07:54,390 they'll buy everything else we sell. 183 00:07:54,391 --> 00:07:56,101 We only sell coffee. 184 00:07:57,644 --> 00:08:00,938 Mom, Uber didn't make money for the first 14 years. 185 00:08:00,939 --> 00:08:04,401 Okay, but if I don't make money for 14 years, we all die. 186 00:08:05,694 --> 00:08:08,404 It's okay. We all make mistakes. 187 00:08:08,405 --> 00:08:10,781 Thanks. I'm glad you're not mad. 188 00:08:10,782 --> 00:08:13,033 I need to take the rest of the day off. 189 00:08:13,034 --> 00:08:15,624 Gotta maintain that work-life balance, you know? 190 00:08:16,955 --> 00:08:18,832 Namaste. 191 00:08:20,959 --> 00:08:23,211 Now I get why everyone hates nepo babies. 192 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:27,214 Hey, buddy. 193 00:08:27,215 --> 00:08:28,717 No. 194 00:08:29,801 --> 00:08:32,345 Come on. Just... 195 00:08:33,929 --> 00:08:35,806 talk to me, okay? 196 00:08:35,807 --> 00:08:38,600 I'm here for you to listen 197 00:08:38,601 --> 00:08:40,937 and perhaps plant a seed of healing. 198 00:08:43,148 --> 00:08:45,567 Did you just blow in my ear? Get the hell off me! 199 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:48,902 Matt told you to talk to me? 200 00:08:48,903 --> 00:08:50,154 No. 201 00:08:50,155 --> 00:08:51,865 You're a bad liar. 202 00:08:53,032 --> 00:08:55,744 -It's only because he cares. -You really are a bad liar. 203 00:08:56,494 --> 00:08:58,912 Forget about Matt. Who's this Keith dude? 204 00:08:58,913 --> 00:09:01,832 Man, it was something that happened when we were younger. 205 00:09:01,833 --> 00:09:03,459 It was a bad time, man. 206 00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:06,003 Look, I don't want to get into it. So as my friend- 207 00:09:06,004 --> 00:09:08,047 Best friend. Never mind. Continue. 208 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:11,008 I'm not working on that car, so I need you to let it go. 209 00:09:11,009 --> 00:09:14,137 Like when you asked me why you can't give a Black man the nod? 210 00:09:14,637 --> 00:09:16,264 I got you. 211 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:19,850 Look, Gabe, I appreciate 212 00:09:19,851 --> 00:09:22,936 what you're trying to do, man, but I just need you to drop it. 213 00:09:22,937 --> 00:09:25,314 All right, I got it. 214 00:09:25,315 --> 00:09:27,365 If you ever want to talk, I'm here for you. 215 00:09:31,196 --> 00:09:32,346 [mouthing] I love you. 216 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:39,119 You just made a bad day worse! 217 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:40,914 ?? 218 00:09:40,915 --> 00:09:44,291 Did you talk to Stitch? What did he say? 219 00:09:44,292 --> 00:09:45,667 He's still not going to work on the car. 220 00:09:45,668 --> 00:09:47,544 [scoffs] Why not? 221 00:09:47,545 --> 00:09:50,297 -He says it's his business, not ours. -[Matt sighs] 222 00:09:50,298 --> 00:09:52,467 My guess is this goes deeper than we think. 223 00:09:53,218 --> 00:09:55,929 Just like that American Apparel V-neck I wore in 2008. 224 00:09:56,169 --> 00:09:59,598 Well, this doesn't sound like Stitch. 225 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:02,184 This is something he's never done before. 226 00:10:02,185 --> 00:10:04,102 Look, boss, Stitch and I 227 00:10:04,103 --> 00:10:05,270 were supposed to do that car together. 228 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:07,314 So if he's out, I'm out too. 229 00:10:07,315 --> 00:10:08,765 You know the code of the shop. 230 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:13,071 The only code in the shop is Matt want, Matt get. 231 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:16,324 That's not true. The Wi-Fi code is Freedom Fries. 232 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:19,202 ?? 233 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,044 [engine turns off] 234 00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:31,214 Man, I want to get my hands on that thing. 235 00:10:32,215 --> 00:10:35,426 Ah, relax. It's just a car, and it ain't even that sexy. 236 00:10:35,427 --> 00:10:37,511 That's why I'm turned the other way, 237 00:10:37,512 --> 00:10:39,138 thinking about baseball. 238 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:43,684 I want to touch it so bad, but I can't. 239 00:10:43,685 --> 00:10:46,271 It's like when I saw that penguin at SeaWorld. 240 00:10:46,272 --> 00:10:49,439 Bet that penguin didn't have this kind of potential, huh? 241 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:51,568 It did not. It also bit. 242 00:10:52,735 --> 00:10:54,069 You guys are missing out. 243 00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:56,613 This could be an award winner at SEMA. 244 00:10:56,614 --> 00:10:59,624 Hope you like froyo, because that's what's going to happen. 245 00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:02,537 He means FOMO, but don't correct him. 246 00:11:02,538 --> 00:11:06,081 Listen, Gabe, enough of this playing around. 247 00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:07,624 We got to start taking all the trim off of this thing. 248 00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:10,210 Told you, boss, I'm not going to work on this car. 249 00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:12,212 Well, it's okay with me because we got plenty 250 00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:14,214 of other people in the shop can do all the work. 251 00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:17,217 Don't need you or Stitch. I can do upholstery. 252 00:11:17,218 --> 00:11:19,052 Yeah. I took Home-Ec when I was in high school. 253 00:11:19,053 --> 00:11:20,679 Good way to meet girls, that's what I thought. 254 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,264 Turned out, one girl 255 00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:24,315 and 25 other guys thought the same thing. 256 00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:27,686 This is not your fight. 257 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,563 No, I got your back. 258 00:11:29,564 --> 00:11:32,483 But if this goes sideways, I'm moving in with you. 259 00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:36,112 Ow! Son of a Marxist! 260 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,406 You all right, boss? 261 00:11:39,407 --> 00:11:42,237 Or you need one of your boys from Home-Ec to help you out? 262 00:11:42,744 --> 00:11:45,245 I just got my first piercing. 263 00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:48,081 Oh, hell. I got to move to Portland. 264 00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:50,252 Now you can use the leather as a tourniquet. 265 00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:53,045 I'm done with this, you know. 266 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:55,005 You work on cars that I bring in. 267 00:11:55,006 --> 00:11:56,465 That's how this works. 268 00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:58,383 Look, I worked for you for 20 years. 269 00:11:58,384 --> 00:11:59,760 I don't want to work 270 00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:01,637 on this one car, and you can't respect that? 271 00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:03,639 How about you respect me and tell me what's going on? 272 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:05,682 My reasons are personal, okay? 273 00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:07,392 We leave our personal stuff outside. 274 00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:09,186 Here, I'll tell you what. You come in tomorrow, 275 00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:11,521 you work on the car, or don't come in. 276 00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:12,606 Both of you. 277 00:12:12,607 --> 00:12:13,657 I am dizzy. 278 00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:16,194 ?? 279 00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:21,471 Hey, what are you still doing up? 280 00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:24,576 I had a nightmare. 281 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:28,248 Genevieve told Evan our business plan and ruined everything. 282 00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:31,000 And they were both Labubus. 283 00:12:31,001 --> 00:12:35,295 I'm not really a new age person, but maybe you should 284 00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:37,005 cut down on the sugar before you go to bed. 285 00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:38,090 [door shuts] 286 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,299 Georgia? 287 00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:40,592 She's got a little nightmare. 288 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:41,760 Oh, monsters? 289 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,763 Copyright infringement. 290 00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:46,306 Checks out. 291 00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:47,997 I'll come check on you in a minute. 292 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:52,396 So, you're up late. 293 00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:54,447 Was it a very special two-hour Hannity? 294 00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:58,110 He only does that at Christmas time. 295 00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:00,529 Putting a little extra work on this Corvette project. 296 00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:01,697 What are you doing up? 297 00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:05,492 Well, I hired Carter. 298 00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:07,577 And I thought he'd thrive with an arm around his shoulder, 299 00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:09,163 but he sucks. 300 00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:11,916 He sucks so much. 301 00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:17,254 -So fire him. -I can't fire him. He's my son. 302 00:13:17,255 --> 00:13:19,673 I have to help him become the best employee he can be. 303 00:13:19,674 --> 00:13:21,217 But he sucks. 304 00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:23,636 He sucks so much. 305 00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:26,763 As your employee and as your kid, 306 00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:28,682 it's a complicated issue, you know? 307 00:13:28,683 --> 00:13:30,475 And you're not rich enough 308 00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:32,466 to raise your kids as if they don't suck. 309 00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:35,981 -Great. So I'm failing as a mom? -No. 310 00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:37,858 So I'm failing as a boss. 311 00:13:37,859 --> 00:13:39,444 No, you're failing at both. 312 00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:44,031 -And there's my dad. -Listen, sometimes you got 313 00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:45,657 to keep your personal feelings 314 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:47,659 out of business. Like today, 315 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,828 I had to use a little tough love with Stitch and Gabe. 316 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,913 You know, I don't like yelling at people. 317 00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:53,749 I'm just really good at it. 318 00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:56,293 Oh. Well, you know what they say... 319 00:13:56,294 --> 00:13:58,046 10,000 hours makes you an expert. 320 00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:02,341 Okay. Look, one more question for you. 321 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,676 If he wasn't your son, what would you do? 322 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:07,429 -Oh, I'd fire his ass. -There's your answer. 323 00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:09,389 Oh, you're just gonna leave me with that? 324 00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:10,933 Like some capitalist Yoda? 325 00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:13,727 [imitating Yoda] Fire his ass, you must. 326 00:14:13,728 --> 00:14:15,646 ?? 327 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,241 [Matt] Stitch? 328 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:23,770 Man, listen, I was up all night. I couldn't sleep. 329 00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:26,365 You know what? 330 00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:28,208 I'm gonna do the car. 331 00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:32,746 I'm gonna do it for the shop. I'm gonna do it for you. 332 00:14:32,747 --> 00:14:35,582 And I'm gonna do it because Gabe sent me three links 333 00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:37,210 trying to buy bunk beds. 334 00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:44,591 Now, for the record, I'm not going to be happy about this. 335 00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:46,344 I get it. I'm never happy. 336 00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:49,780 But I'm a little bit happy right now. 337 00:14:51,474 --> 00:14:55,477 Look, man, you gave me a job when no one else would. 338 00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:56,561 No, I gave you a job 339 00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:57,854 because you're the best at what you do. 340 00:14:57,855 --> 00:14:59,055 There's no other reason. 341 00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:01,192 Loyalty. 342 00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:04,779 Means a lot to me, man. 343 00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:11,284 -I'm not going to hug you. -I don't want you to hug me. 344 00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:12,452 Doesn't mean I don't appreciate you. 345 00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:13,662 -Good. -I'm just not gonna hug you. 346 00:15:13,663 --> 00:15:15,956 You can show me appreciation. You ain't got to hug me. 347 00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:17,666 I never said anything about- I'm just not gonna hug you. 348 00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:19,918 -I don't want to be hugged. -Okay. Forget it. 349 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,837 -Let's do this. -All right. Just no hug. 350 00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:24,423 -Okay. -Hey, Matt. 351 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:25,632 I have something I need to say. 352 00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:27,383 -It's okay, we- -Ah, bup, bup, bup. 353 00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:30,194 I would like to read from a prepared statement. 354 00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:38,520 "Dear Matt, my time at Parker Customs and Restorations 355 00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:41,399 "has been fruitful and made me the man that I am today. 356 00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:45,778 A man who is good with his hands but also good with his heart." 357 00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:48,639 -Gabe. You don't have- -Bup, bup, bup, bup. 358 00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:52,492 I wanna hear the rest of this. 359 00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:55,023 Watch this train derail and run into an orphanage. 360 00:15:57,248 --> 00:15:59,499 "While I honor and respect you, 361 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:02,460 "I must also honor and respect the bro code. 362 00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:05,089 "I have Stitch's back, no matter what. 363 00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:09,635 "So, even if it costs me my job, which it doesn't have to, 364 00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:12,697 "but if it does, please say it won't... 365 00:16:12,698 --> 00:16:15,223 "I have to do what I feel is right. 366 00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:17,184 Please don't fire me." 367 00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:19,436 Stitch is working on the car and so are you. 368 00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:21,981 Matt, didn't you want to see him beg? 369 00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:24,278 I'm pretty sure he was gonna cry. 370 00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:27,861 -No, I wasn't. -[Matt] Eh... 371 00:16:27,862 --> 00:16:29,237 I love you guys so much. 372 00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:30,947 [both] No hugging! 373 00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:32,616 ?? 374 00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:33,783 Carter, you're late. 375 00:16:33,784 --> 00:16:35,327 Sorry, Mom, 376 00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,287 but I had a real light bulb moment this morning. 377 00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:39,540 [sighs] Me too. The one in my closet went out. 378 00:16:41,584 --> 00:16:44,054 Pretty sure I'm wearing a tank top as underpants. 379 00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:49,466 Okay, here it goes. To make up for all the free coffee, 380 00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:52,237 we charge double for everything and blame the tariffs. 381 00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:55,870 No one knows how they work anyway. 382 00:16:55,871 --> 00:16:59,017 [clears throat] Sit down. I want to talk to you. 383 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,853 Cool. I could use a break. Ooh! 384 00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:08,568 I love that you have ideas, but the ideas that you have... 385 00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:11,030 How can I put this? They suck. 386 00:17:12,781 --> 00:17:13,991 They suck so much. 387 00:17:15,492 --> 00:17:17,662 Wow. Someone's got their tank top in a bunch. 388 00:17:19,329 --> 00:17:22,039 You know, when I started waitressing at a casino, 389 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:23,666 I had all these great ideas, 390 00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:26,795 but they didn't hire me for my ideas. 391 00:17:26,796 --> 00:17:28,380 They hired me to wait tables. 392 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:31,258 Just like I hired you to take out the trash, 393 00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:33,549 get here on time, work to the end of your shift. 394 00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:35,680 You don't do any of those. 395 00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:38,015 Wow, you sound like my old boss. 396 00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:42,227 I'm triggered. I need a mental health day. 397 00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:43,278 [sighs] 398 00:17:43,279 --> 00:17:45,730 I've always tried to protect you from failing, 399 00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:47,440 but I'm not doing you any favors. 400 00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:49,567 It's time you learn the value of hard work. 401 00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:51,153 Carter... 402 00:17:52,697 --> 00:17:54,027 [mouthing] You're fired. 403 00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:57,242 What? 404 00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:59,328 [whispers] You're fired. 405 00:18:00,288 --> 00:18:03,415 Are you saying- Did you just fire me? 406 00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:06,066 Well, if you're gonna put words in my mouth, then yes. 407 00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:10,130 Fired by my own mom. Burn. 408 00:18:10,131 --> 00:18:13,081 Well, I'm sorry, but you need a little tough love right now. 409 00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:17,263 I love you so much. 410 00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:21,601 Oh, you'll always be Mommy's special boy. 411 00:18:21,602 --> 00:18:25,312 Do you want to go to the mall and get a treat? 412 00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:26,731 ?? 413 00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:31,107 Sign the estimate and we'll pretend that'll be your final costs. 414 00:18:31,108 --> 00:18:32,902 And then you can be on your way. 415 00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:35,489 Ah, the estimate. The business world shrug emoji. 416 00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:39,284 Okay, so keep me updated. 417 00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:41,161 And, uh, everything's good with Stitch? 418 00:18:41,162 --> 00:18:43,163 Yeah, it's none of my business, really. 419 00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:44,854 Is there anything I should know? 420 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:48,585 He's probably just jealous because I got the girl. 421 00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:51,171 Oh, God. Always about a girl, isn't it? 422 00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:52,922 You know, most people don't know 423 00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:55,873 the Revolutionary War wasn't really about independence. 424 00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:57,887 It was about Denise. 425 00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:01,431 -See, you get it. -[Matt] Yeah. 426 00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:03,975 I mean, the thing with me and Stitch was forever ago. 427 00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:06,353 I don't know, we were maybe 22. 428 00:19:06,354 --> 00:19:10,232 Stitch had this girl, he was out of town, she got lonely. So... 429 00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:13,403 Well, at 22 years old, he wasn't out of town. 430 00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:15,695 He was in Afghanistan, wasn't he? 431 00:19:15,696 --> 00:19:16,988 I think so. 432 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,823 He was serving our country. 433 00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:20,659 Well, he should have thanked me for my service. 434 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:21,744 I know she did. 435 00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:25,663 Oh, wow. Um... 436 00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:27,624 Uh, I think I want you to get out of here. 437 00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:29,084 What are you talking about? 438 00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:30,043 I want you to get out of the shop. 439 00:19:30,044 --> 00:19:31,836 We're not going to work on your car. 440 00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:34,214 You see where the comma is on that check, right? 441 00:19:34,215 --> 00:19:35,298 Here's where the comma is in the check. 442 00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:37,467 You got to go. You got to get out. Go, go. 443 00:19:37,468 --> 00:19:39,094 Hey, you're making a bigger deal about this than it is. 444 00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:40,970 No, no. No, I mean, get out. 445 00:19:40,971 --> 00:19:42,722 And then I want this car out of here by 5:00. 446 00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:44,475 -Go! Let's go! -Fine. 447 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:47,977 What's going on? 448 00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:49,354 We're not working on this dude's car. 449 00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:51,106 Why not? 450 00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:53,484 Loyalty means something to me. 451 00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:56,486 Are you sure? This is a big job. 452 00:19:56,487 --> 00:19:58,613 There's things that are more important than money. 453 00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:00,074 Not a lot, but some. 454 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,077 Not Gabe. 455 00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:08,673 Thank you. 456 00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:15,047 [exhales] 457 00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:18,425 Let's bring it in. 458 00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:20,343 [both] We're not gonna hug! 459 00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:22,053 Let's get out of here, grab a drink. 460 00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,847 Let's get out of here and get a drink. 461 00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:25,682 I like that idea. Huh? 462 00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:27,559 ? Oh, yeah ? 463 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,311 [? funky music playing] 464 00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:41,490 ?? 465 00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:45,994 -Wait, wait. -[music stops] 466 00:20:45,995 --> 00:20:48,580 It's 10:00. Where are we going? 467 00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:49,631 We got work to do. 468 00:20:53,093 --> 00:20:56,755 Hey, Mom, I gotta tell you something. 469 00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:59,106 Well, she already knows what's on your laptop. 470 00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:04,637 Uh, no, I got my job back at Game Hunt. 471 00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:06,848 -You did? -Your tough love really worked. 472 00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:08,224 You went full Grandpa on me. 473 00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:10,695 [imitating Yoda] Oh, the Padawan becomes a Jedi. 474 00:21:10,696 --> 00:21:14,230 I went to Blake, and I told him I'd step it up. 475 00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:16,232 I'd do whatever dirty work needed to be done. 476 00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:17,692 I am proud of you. 477 00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:19,527 But you could have done that here. 478 00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:21,529 -So you want me back? -God, no. 479 00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:23,616 ?? 480 00:21:23,666 --> 00:21:28,216 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 36063

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