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- Hello, hello, hello!
- Yay!

Previously on
RuPaul's Drag Race UK...

You're going to be starring in
the live Rusical production

of Peter Pansy.

Yes!

# Don't let your life go to waste

# Plastic surgery is so great

# Nip and a tuck. #

LAUGHTER

Tayris.

Compared to other people,

your performance was a bit
a similar note throughout.

Sally TM.

You stood out.

Sometimes in the wrong way!

Elle Vosque.

Your voice is dynamic.

Paige Three.

It's about having magic,
and you did.

Condragulations, you are both the
winners of this week's challenge.

Oh, my God.

Tayris Mongardi.

Shantay, you stay.

Sally TM, sashay away.

I'll see you in court. Goodbye!

LAUGHTER

This programme contains some strong
language and adult humour

Oh, Sally.

We're back in the Werk Room
and I've just sent Sally home.

This is, like, weird, girl.

- Aw, Sally.
- Sally, Sally, Sally TM.

And it's devastating but
it's the name of the game, innit?

"Thank you for making me
feel like a star.

"Sally TM."

A superstar.

And I feel like the minute
she realises that,

- everything's going
to change for her.
- Yeah.

Sally was just such a big
personality in this Werk Room.

Oh, gosh.

She's just unapologetically Sally.

Oh, my days.

Girl, being in the bottom - rough.

I didn't know that I had it

until the minute she said my name,
you know?

- You ate it up, though, girl.
- You did so well.

- She was genuinely just so unique.
- One-of-a-kind.
- Like, one-of-a-kind.

There's no-one doing it
like Sally TM.

- We love you, Sally!
- Love you, Sally!

All right, divas, my hooves
are growling, let's go sit down.

Sally had a badge. Sally was doing
good in this competition.

Her going home now just opens up
a whole new playing field.

Anything could happen.

Well, listen, girls, condragulations
to our two winners this evening!

- Thank you. I am so happy that
we won it together.
- I know!

And I really didn't know what way
it was going to go.

And how do you feel with two
badges?

I just feel amazing.

I feel like everything I've come to
this competition to do, I'm doing.

I'm so proud of me.

- Killing it.
- Yeah, killing it.

How are you feeling? I know
you've been gunning for it, girl.

I have been gunning for it.

But I'm really glad to have
finally got a badge.

As much as I am happy for Paige,
that should have been my win.

I guess Peter and Wendy have flown

and left the old dog at home.

DOG YELPS

Just watch them from the window,
I guess.

DOG WHINES

Tayris and Catrin,

you're the last remaining queens
without a badge.

Do you think this little romance
has got in the way of yous...?

- Oh!
- Ooh...?

Are yous too distracted?

I don't think that
was my problem this week.

I feel like my problem was that
I didn't pop off as a Croc.

I think it's time for the Welsh
to take over the kingdom again.

Ooh. Again?

- Have you taken over yet?
- All right.

Why do you feel like you
haven't won a badge?

I don't know!

I feel like everyone
was really, really strong.

Was anyone shocked
that I didn't lip-sync?

I knew as soon as I walked in
to untuck, you had a look on

your face when I said that
my critiques were good.

- No, I didn't...
- You did! I saw it.

I thought, out of all the roles,
you had the easiest role.

If we were to talk about
who delivered the most

in the performance aspect of it,
you were at the bottom of the pack.

It was a solo role, though,
which I do think is a bit more...

You've got to take all
of the attention onto yourself.

I guess there's pros and cons to it,
I just thought you kind of...

You thought I was shit.

I'm not going to sit here
and pretend I didn't say it,

so I'll say what I said.

I won't listen, I don't care!

It is what it is, girl.

Don't ask for the opinion
you can't take.

Right, Peter, shall we go to
the second star to the right

or whatever it was
and let's de-drag.

- Let's do it!
- Come on.

Come on, two badges.

Let's whip it!

So now I am part of the very small
don't-have-a-badge club.

We're the no-badge girls now,
that's so muggy.

It feels like some of these girls
are starting to steam ahead.

You can't fight this!

And I'm coming up from behind,
honey. As all good tops do.

Ooh! Hee-hee!

That's horrid. That is horrid.

- You...bitch!
- Ah!

This week, I just need to pull out
all the stops...

Bigger sword. Oh! Oh!

..eyes on the prize...

En garde.

..if I've got to push someone
down the stairs, I will.

FEIGNED ORGASMIC PANTING

I'm going to show these girls
that Catrin Feelings is a star

and I'm coming for that crown.

I dub thee Madam Dickhead.

# RuPaul's Drag Race... #

The winner crowned the UK's next
drag race superstar will receive

a cash prize of £25,000.

Tonight, with Michelle Visage,

Alan Carr,

and extra-special guest judge
Susan Wokoma.

# RuPaul's Drag Race

- # May the best drag queen win
- Best drag queen win. #

THEY SING A JAUNTY TUNE

It's a new day in the Werk Room.

I've won my first badge.

Ding...dong!

TING!

I'm back!

How are you feeling, Paige?
You've got a new addition.

What do you mean, how am I feeling?
I feel bloody fabulous!

Paige Three has finally won her
first badge. And I'm happy for her.

Aw!

Yeah.

I am. God, at least she's stopped
talking about not having a badge.

Congratulations to Elle
on her second badge.

I just can't believe it.

Well, actually, I can.

Any chance you want to give one
to the less fortunate?

- Please, pretty please?
- I give enough to charity.

How is everyone else feeling?

Bonnie? You had a lot to say
about me last week.

I did, oh, my God,
I'm so opinionated.

You are. But not to my face.

Oh, she's still upset about that?

Oh, OK. This is a lot of tension
for first thing in the morning.

- Silllexa just likes people
talking about her.
- I do!

But I also like to
hear what people have to say,

because if it's something
I need to hear.

Well, apparently, you don't like
to hear what people have to say

because you bite back
if we give our honest opinions.

I do, I asked, and then I wanted
to know if there was anything else

you had to say before we moved on
from the situation?

No, that was everything.

That's perfect, then,
we're fine, we're grand.

But, no, I was asked my opinion
and I gave it.

I have no ill will,
we're all here to compete,

we all want to win, we all want to
go as far as we possibly can.

But I just had to mention it.

The thing is with Silllexa,

she'll say that she's not offended
but she is.

"Why did you say that?
Why do you think that?

"Oh, you're saying I'm going home?
I'm going home this week, am I?

"Oh, oh, oh."

I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings,

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings,
I was just giving my honest opinion

and that's all I'm ever going to
give to anybody in this room.

Girls, I can feel the heat.

I feel like the condition
is heating up.

Hello, hello, hello!

ALL CLAMOUR

- Fab!
- Wow!
- Aw, you're just saying that!

The UK's next Drag Race superstar
will be booked and busy.

But she'll always have time
to read a queen.

Yes, ladykins,
the library is about to open.

Because reading is what...?

- Fundamental!
- That's right.

Hashtag Drag Race UK.

All right, first up, Bones.

I'm excited for
the reading challenge.

If there's one thing that Bones
is going to do, it's read a bitch.

Elle Vosque,
stood next to your Celtic sister

and your other Celtic sister
down there.

The three Celtic pigs,
I'd like to say.

This one got her drag
from the market,

this one's ready to go home

and you stink of roast beef, girl.

Beef?!

Silllexa Diction. I actually
didn't write many reads for you

because I didn't expect you
to still be here.

Oh, you cheeky bitch!

TING!

And Catrin Feelings,

I don't know what we'd do without
Catrin to light up the Werk Room.

I mean, we could just put a fridge
in a dress and leave the door open?

But I guess Catrin'll do!

Ooh, I felt that.

Tayris Mongardi, in the first week,

Ru asked that you add a bit more
highlight to your foundation

so we could bring out
your facial features.

And now that we're in week seven,
we ask that you don't.

SAD TROMBONE

Pfft.

All right, OK.

That's shit!

That's so shit.

Elle Vosque, she was actually
in a very famous

Northern Irish TV production.

And after seeing her body
on the runway,

I can tell why you were
a cast member of DAIRY Girls.

That was good, that was good.

- Catrin Feelings.
- Hiya.

And I do catch the feelings -
nausea and regret.

My darling, darling Elle.

People say that you're full of
yourself and that's just not true.

You're full of all the men
from Belfast.

TUMBLEWEED

What?

This is where we all laugh.

THEATRICAL LAUGHTER

Thanks so much.

OK.

Who remembers the first day,

when Bones walked in
wearing a leather mask?

For some reason,
she's still wearing it.

But that tan, babe,
that's not Bondi Sands,

that's the whole fucking beach.

Gril, what does that even mean?

Tayris.

When they say throw it back, they
mean your arse, not your hairline.

She clocked!

Listen, there's a reason
I've been wearing a hat

every time I'm on camera, right?

Hateful little girl.

Bonnie Ann Clyde, our favourite
cross-dressing uncle of drag.

There's more, there's more.

After being in drag for a few hours,
her facial hair be DUBLIN.

Oh, hilarious. Yeah.

This week, we attended
the Paige Three School of Dance.

Her speciality is tap dancing on
all of our last nerves.

From twink to twat.

You backstabbing whores!

Did you know, Ru, after last week,
Bonnie got a call from panto?

She'll be headlining in
Bald-ilocks And The Three Hairs.

That's an insecurity of mine, OK?

Oh, somebody said
we weren't going to take offence.

- Paige Three.
- Hey, babes.
- A lovely shade of curried goat.

I mean, baby, you do you, because
Lord knows, no-one else wants to.

Ah...! It's true.

Well, thank you, everyone.

- Amazing.
- No, thank you.
- No, thank you.

The library is closed.

- Thank you.
- The winner of today's
mini challenge is...

Bones is our winner!

How has Bones just won
the reading challenge?

She's gone from literally being
the quietest person in the room

to reading everyone.

- Condragulations.
- Thank you.

Now it's time to find out
if you're a hopeless romantic

or just plain hopeless.

For this week's maxi challenge,

we're paying the Snatch Game
with a sexy new twist...

Ooh!

..in TV's hot new
star-studded dating show...

You need to serve your best
celebrity impersonations

as you try to charm the pants
off of one hunky bachelor.

Ooh!

Racers, start your engines

and may the best drag queen win!

CHEERING

I am so ready to take on
the Snatch Game.

This is such an iconic challenge
and to say I've made it this far

feels correct.

- This is the challenge
I've been waiting for.
- Yeah.

If I don't win this badge, make sure
you leave the building by 6pm,

because I'm going to burn it down.

So, Snatch Game is the perfect

challenge for me.

It's a comedy challenge,
I get to play a character,

it's what I do for a living.

Are we nervous, girls,
about Snatch Game today?

- It's a big one in the competition.
- Yeah.

I mean, I feel like that's a reason
to be nervous.

I feel like I honestly have
no idea what to expect.

Which, to me,
is really refreshing.

I can just play
and really volley in the moment.

But then, also, again, with this
change-up of the structure it,

it does make me
a little bit more nervous

because I feel less prepared.

My worry here is that

this is now a dating show.

Who knows how this is going to go,
girl.

I do not do impressions,
I'm not funny.

I was going to say, you don't do
a lot of that, do you?

- So it's going to be tricky.
- No, it's not my...

It's never been part of
my drag journey.

It worries me because
I think this is my weakness.

Snatch Game, it's just

my idea of the worst time.

If I get in my head because
I'm trying to over-prepare things,

- that's where I fumble.
- That's fair.

I know what my weakness is, but it
doesn't stop it from happening.

I'm really going to have to
dig myself out of this hole.

Hello, lovers!

Hello!

You'd better walk those stairs!

All right, Tayris and Paige,
come on over.

Hello.

You've got your gorgeous
RuPeter badge on.

- Thank the heavens above. I finally
got one.
- Beautifully, yes.

I see a curly Afro there.

So, I'm going for Matt Lucas
as Precious, from Come Fly With Me.

She's this little old Jamaican woman
who runs a coffee shop

and just doesn't really care
about anything, but I think that is

a really good playground for me
to just have a good old time.

As long as you've done
the background work

with your character, where you know
your point of view of what they are.

- That's what makes it funny.
- Absolutely.
- You know?

And you've got a big red wig there.

- This would be our darling
Charlotte Tilbury.
- Oh, wow.

I think the UK's obsessed with
Charlotte Tilbury at the moment.

Who are your other choices?

Well, my second choice is a bit
of a left-field one.

I love the left-field.

- I do too, darling. It's Alexa.
- Oh, that's a funny idea.

It does give me the opportunity
to just say whatever.

And it has a little bit of a twist
in it that I think

- I want to save for you if I do it.
- Oh!

And I just want to volley with
you and have a good time, girl.

- I want to volley with you and have a
good time too.
- Great. Get the balls!

All right, well,
I can't wait to see it.

- Thank you so much, see you in
a minute.
- Thank you.
- Thank you, Ru.

All right, Bonnie and Bones.

Bonnie and Bones,
sounds like a comedy troupe.

So, it's Snatch Game time.

- It is.
- Now, does that
put fear into your heart?

You can already tell, Ru.

You can smell it.

Now, you've got a long black wig.

Well, one of my options
is the late, great Alan Rickman.

- Oh, great. Yeah.
- Known famously
for his part of Snape.

And he's going on a dating show
and he's trying to find his man.

- I love that.
- I'm a bit more of a sissy Snape.

What are your other options?

My other option is Liam Gallagher.

Now, correct me if I'm wrong - what
I know of him, he's kind of bitter?

- Cynical, I'd say, yes.
- Cynical, OK.

Which, obviously, you know,
we want to have fun with that

and it not become, like...

..Debbie Downer on the panel!

But I feel like a bit of
straight energy in Snatch Me Out

could be something
quite fun to play with.

Liam Gallagher's
kind of interesting to me,

that would be interesting to watch.

Now, you have
a big black wig there.

A big black wig.
I have no idea who that is.

I wanted to do a bit of Cher.

- OK.
- I wanted to do to a twist on it,

and I realised when I was
doing my Cher impersonation that,

when I say her voice, it kind
of sounds like I'm saying "chair".

So I wanted to do her
as a literal chair.

- So I'm doing a piece of furniture
on Snatch Game.
- I love that.

- Yeah.
- Does this chair also sing?

# London Bridge is falling
down, falling down, falling down

# London Bridge is falling down,
all day long. #

I love that.

Ru is eating it up.
I think this could go

really well for me.

Catrin, Silllexa and Elle.

- Hiya!
- Hello!

So, you have two RuPeter badges,
you have one. Do you have one?

- I don't.
- Is this going
to be the time you get one?

- This is the week, I think. Yeah.
- OK.

Well, in that wig right there,
I mean, come on. How could you lose?

Is that a leather-like fabric?

Yes, it is.

LAUGHTER

Pleather.

- I don't know who that is.
- Bonnie Tyler.
- Oh, my gosh.

- I love Bonnie Tyler.
- Same.
- Oh, she's SO good.

What made you decide to do her? Just
because you're from the same place?

So, I've seen this one advert

where she was advertising
Jaffa Cakes, and...

What cakes?

- Jaffa Cakes?
- Mm-mm, no.

It's basically like a little sponge
covered in chocolate,

and she was referring to,
like, the Jaffa Cakes

as, like, "A total eclipse!"

LAUGHTER

So I just watched that video and
I've just rolled with her since.

I'm so pleased that Ru
is liking the idea of Bonnie Tyler.

This is gonna be my week.

Ha, ha!

So, I see you've got a blazer there.
Who is this?

- This is Chris Lilley,
Ja'mie from...
- Oh, Ja'mie!

- Ja'mie, yes.
- Yeah.

This is actually my second option.

So, my first option
is Zoe Wanamaker.

She played Lady Cassandra
in Doctor Who.

She's, like, a 4,000-year-old
woman.

She's had that much plastic
surgery,

her face is spread out
on this huge metal sheet.

How will you make
this character funny?

I'm bringing Silllexa
as Lady Cassandra.

- Yeah.
- So I can put my own little
naughty twist on it.

She's wanting to find love,
but it's not just love she wants.

- Oh! OK.
- Yeah, she's a bit fruity.
- Great. And what about you?

So, I think I'm going
to do JoJo Siwa.

- Oh, yes.
- But I'm gonna do the new
and improved bad girl JoJo.

- Oh, yes. Bad girl JoJo!
- Yeah.
- Wow.

I've decided to do JoJo Siwa,

because I think she's
really topical at the moment,

and there's just a Rolodex
of jokes from JoJo.

- Have you done that before?
- Nope.
- Uh-huh!

But I'm confident with it.

I think I can have
so much fun with the character.

I'm excited. As long
as you have your characters down,

- I think you're going to be good.
- Yeah.
- Great.

All right.
Well, I will see you all later.

- Thank you very much!
- Thank you.
- See you soon.

All right, listen up, lovers.

Later today you'll be wooing
our celebrity bachelor.

- Radio DJ Jordan North
will be here.
- Oh!
- Oh, my God.

- Right, OK!
- Saucy!

Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

- Thank you!
- Thank you, Ru!

APPLAUSE

Welcome to Snatch Me Out.

We've got seven celebrities
gagging for a shagging.

So, let's meet them.

She's holding out for a hero -
it's Bonnie Tyler.

Whoa-ho-ho!

- Oh! Should I turn around?
- Yes, Bonnie, please!

Oh, I usually get told to do it.
Sorry. Hello, RuPaul!

That's right.
Turn around, bright eyes.

RU LAUGHS

Well, we're so happy
you're here, Bonnie.

Oh, thank you. Yeah!

Up next, she takes requests -
it's Alexa.

Dun-dun.
24 degrees with a chance of rain.

Oh, really? OK, so, Alexa, how far
is it from here to central London?

Searching.

I don't fucking know.
You look it up.

- Jeez, Louise.
- This is the experience
I always have with Alexa, actually.

Dun-dun.

Now it's comedy superstar
Matt Lucas,

also known as Precious Little.

Hello, darling!

I've taken a little break
from the Bake Off

to revisit one of my old character-

praise the Lord for diverse roles
for white actors.

Up next, take a seat, y'all -
it is "Chair".

Hey, Ru! It's been so long -

you might not recognise me,

since I've been re-upholstered
so many times.

You know what they're
starting to call it?

- What?
- A Cher lift!

Now, Chair, do you get along
with the other furniture

in the living room?

I do - I used to be
in a relationship

with one of them, actually.

We were called Table and Chair.

So it didn't work out,
so I'm a solo act now.

Oh, and what a solo act you are.

I sit on you all the time.

Sit on someone else's face,
I'm busy.

Up next, he's mad for it -
it's Liam Gallagher.

All right, Ru.

Can you get me tickets
to your sold-out show?

Well, we can work summat out
backstage, I'm sure.

I'm always up for working out
something

with a good friend like that.

Yes, yes. Manchester - mad for it!

Mad for it!

Up next, from Doctor Who,
it's Zoe Wanamaker,

better known as Lady Cassandra.

I'm so excited to be here
on the Snatch Game.

I haven't seen my girlie
little snatch in so, so long,

so this is going to be a hoot.

Yes, it will.

Well, happy you're here.

- Thank you, darling.
- Up next, nice to see ya,

it's JoJo Siwa!

Now, JoJo, is it true
that you invented gay pop?

Yeah, that's right, RuPaul,
I did invent gay pop!

There was no such thing
as a gay person before me,

and I invented it. Yeah!

I'm here to play on Snatch Me Out!

Yeah!

MIMICS EXPLOSION

We are happy to have you with us.

Thanks, Mama.

OK. Juliets,
are you ready to meet your Romeo?

- Yeah!
- Yes, wahey!
- Yeah!

I hope he's tight.

Let the cheese see the cake.

Snatchelor, reveal yourself.

Woohoo!

Oh, my God!

- Hello!
- Hello!

It's radio DJ Jordan North.

Hi, everybody!

- Hello!
- Hello!

You all look fit AF.

My name's Jordan.
I'm from Burnley.

I've got a face for radio,
but a body for sin.

Ohh...!

- Well, we're so happy you're here.
- Thanks so much.

OK, well, watch this.

Hi! It's me, Kitty Scott-Claus,
and I am one of Jordan's many exes.

Jordan likes to mix it up
in the bedroom.

We've done it all.

Pup play, edible underwear,

gravy - you name it,
I've done it.

Despite his many flaws,
our time together was magical.

So if any of you little bitches
think you can snatch my man,

good luck -

because I'm coming for you.

Lies. Lies.

You ready, Jordan?
Let's play Snatch Me Out!

OK, Jordan,
here's how the game works.

You'll ask our celebrities
questions,

and they will try
to give you a heart on.

All right, Jordan,
your first question.

- Bonnie.
- Yes!

- For me, breakfast is the most
important meal of the day.
- Ooh!

What's the first thing you eat
in the morning?

Well, I tell you, Jordan,
do you like Jaffa Cakes?

RU LAUGHS

Cos look what I've got!

Look at this, now, everybody.

How long has Bonnie
had that Jaffa Cake in her tits?

I can't see it, but I can smell it.

A full moon.

Om, nom...!

A half moon! Come here, Jordan.

Whoa, a total eclipse!

Om-nom-nom-nom!

Where's it gone?

- She's good.
- Oh, boy.

Precious?

I like a nice island meal, gyal.

So, me and you, we have the rice,
we have the peas,

and we'll bring the jerk.

If you're lucky, child!

Chair?

Oh, the first thing I eat
in the morning is ass,

but not by choice.

It is what it is. It's a living.

But if you're into that, I mean, we
could work on something together.

- There's a lot of chemistry.
- Yeah.
- Can you feel it?

There's a real connection there.

- Liam?
- Well, to be honest,
when I was booked for this,

I thought I'd be on t' other side
of panel,

so I'm a bit stuck, really,

but I usually go for a bit of
a snatch in the morning.

I think if we're hanging out,

I'm gonna have to try and convert
myself to a bit of cock.

Ah, Bones.

Um...

I'll just go for a proper
northern breakfast, I think.

Just bacon butty, cup of tea,
one sugar, a bit of milk.

Mm.

Lady Cassandra.

Hello, sweetie. Oh, darling,

I would devour you for lunch,
breakfast AND dinner!

You look a right snack,
stood over there.

SLURPING

I feel like this line-up is getting
more and more disturbing.

SLURPING

Oh...

SLURPS

Girl, give it a rest!

Next question, please.

As a morning DJ,
I get up really early.

What special way would you wake me
up so I start the day right?

- JoJo.
- OK, so, every morning, my mom
wakes me up super early, too.

So I would say, "Wake up, you
bitch! My mom's cooking breakfast!"

- And then we'll go down and have some
breakfast.
- Oh, OK.
- Yeah.

- You like breakfast?
- Love breakfast.
- I love breakfast.
- Who doesn't?
- Yeah!

That's unhinged.

LAUGHTER

- Alexa?
- Dun-dun. Would you like me
to set you an alarm?

To be honest with you, darling,
I start... I get up so bloody early

every single day cos
they have me working 24 hours,

- so I'll probably just give you
a poke.
- OK.
- Is that all right?

- That's fine.
- All right.
- That sounds good to me.
- Thanks.

Thank you. Dun-dun.

- Chair, what about you?
- Hey, Jordan. I have to be honest,

when my agent booked me
for this show,

I thought I was going on
Dancing With The Stairs...

LAUGHTER

..so I could wake you up
with a spot of dancing.

My favourite move
is the wagon Wheel Watusi. Oh!

LAUGHTER

OK, Jordan, if you are not
turned on, turn those lights off.

- Sorry, Matt.
- Oh, you're doing me
dirty, child.
- Sorry.

- Liam, not for me, bro.
- No homo.
- Big fan of your work, but sorry.

- I'm sure you are.
- Sorry, Alexa. Sorry.

Come near me,
we're going to have a problem.

- A bit unhinged, JoJo.
- Oh, damn. I'm a lesbian anyway. OK!

- Sorry.
- I want to get close to you,
but not right now.
- Yeah.

Oh, darling.

That was so tough.

Well, that means Chair
wins round one.

OK, on to the next round.

When I was on I'm A Celebrity...
Get Me Out Of Here!

I had to eat a sheep's penis.

If you could be any animal,
what would you be and why?

- Precious.
- Well, child,
I think me be a polar bear.

- And den finna ask me why.
- Why?

Because I got big meaty paws
and I can crawl up in the north.

LAUGHTER

Grr, Jordan.

- Liam.
- Uh, won't shock you here,
I'd probably say a dolphin.

- For obvious reasons.
- Hmm! Obvious reasons?

- Why a dolphin?
- Well, cos I'm really fun.

Uh, ask me the same question again
in five minutes,

- I'll probably give you
a different answer.
- OK.

I change like the fucking wind.

Can't fucking catch me. Mad for it!

- Lady Cassandra.
- I would be that exact sheep

that you ate
back in I'm A Celebrity.

Being able to get up close and
personal with you is all I desire.

SLURPS LOUDLY

LAUGHTER

- Chair.
- Hey.

- Scents can be a real turn-on for me.
- Oh!

How would you describe the scent
of the Snatchelorette to your left?

Leather cleaner and regret.

Oh, wait. That's me!

LAUGHTER

Would you like to take a sniff?

You can polish me any day.

I can recline as well.

- Oh!
- What a chair.
- Yeah, she's a recliner.

Is it hot in here
or is it just Chair?

LAUGHTER

- JoJo.
- Yeah?
- Since there's nobody to your left,

how would you describe my scent?

JOJO SNIFFS

I can smell you across the room,
Jordan,

you smell like shit!

I'm only joking! You smell gorgeous,
Jordan! You smell gorgeous.

- You smell really manly, yeah!
- Yeah?

OK!

Bonnie.

BONNIE SNIFFS

Some type of meat,
maybe a meat loaf.

Oh, Jordan, that reminds me.

Meat Loaf wanted to steal
my song off me.

Total Eclipse Of The Heart.
And I went, "No, sorry."

And he went, "Well, what if I give
you a little bit of Meat Loaf?"

"And I went, "No, sorry, I'm
vegan."

LAUGHTER

- Alexa.
- Well, firstly,
I'd like to say I'm really sorry

that I smell like Meat Loaf,

but it's practically because
I haven't had one second off

and it does kind of get a stench
in this office,

it's one of those things.

This isn't exactly
how I wanted to do this character.

But you - it's just beans.
Beans, beans, beans,

coffee beans, baked beans,
all the different beans.

I don't actually know
how to get myself out of this.

OK, if you're not turned on,
turn those lights off.

- I'm sorry.
- Oh, it's a heartache!

- Meat Loaf isn't good, to be honest.
- Sorry.

- Think about the reclining.
- Oh,
yeah.

LAUGHS

- Press... Sorry.
- Bad day
at me coffee shop.
- OK. JoJo.

Oh, lights out for Liam.

So it looks like Jordan
has chosen Lady Cassandra.

- Oh!
- There is a lot of skin
over there, Lady Cassandra.
- A lot.

- A lot of skin...
- Yes.
Is there any foreskin?

Round the back, tucked away,
hidden for my pleasure.

LAUGHTER

All right, Jordan,
go to your next question.

What pet name would you give me
and why?

- JoJo.
- Jordan, you know what?
I think I will call you Fluffy

because your hair
reminds me of my little cat.

And I love pussy.

LAUGHTER

- Alexa.
- Dun-dun. Can I be honest?

Could you take the name of Alexa
for me?

Could you take me shift? I've been
here all day, darling, and I need...

- I need to get out.
- OK.
- All right. Alexa.

- Bonnie.
- I'd call you Proud Mary.

Oh, I'm a big fan of Tina Turner.

That song always starts off
real slow.

And then LOOK OUT!

LAUGHTER

She still haven't rung me back, our
Tina. I think she's ghosting me.

LAUGHTER

- She's... She's dead.
- Alexa.

- Dun-dun.
- Ring Tina.

LAUGHTER

I'm sorry, I can't connect your call
right now.

Tina, nooooo!

LAUGHTER

- Lady Cassandra. Hiya, sweetheart.
- Hello, darling.

For our first date, I want
to take you on a naked skydive.

GASPS

- Where would you take me
on our second date?
- Oh, wow.

Well, for sure you'd be using me
as a parachute on that first date.

And I love to be used.

Most of my second dates
end up at the morgue

as I love to use my men
for their bodies.

LAUGHS

- No, that sounds so sexy. The morgue.
- Yeah.
- What can I say? I please.

- JoJo?
- Oh, yeah!
- Where would you take me...?

LAUGHS

Something funny, Ru?

Where would you....?

Where would you take me
on our second date?

For our second date,

I was thinking we could go somewhere
really sophisticated.

We could go to Disney World, yeah!

And we could drink alcohol
and smoke cigarettes

- because I'm a bad girl, yeah!
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Oh, yeah.

- Liam.
- To be honest, Jordan,

I think we'd probably
just go down t'pub.

I'll get us a few pints in,
a few nuts,

get the birds round,
go down Deansgate,

probably end up with a kebab
at 4am in bed.

- All right.
- Precious.
- Well, Jordan,

I'm in a little bit of trouble now
because me got water,

me got sugar, me got tea, me got
coffee, but me not got answer.

Me got no choice but to go home
early and have a good night's rest.

Closed.

LAUGHTER

Chair, where would you take me
on our second date?

Well, there's not much else to do

once you've seen all my stuffing,
Jordan. And you know what they say.

A chair is still a chair,
but a house is not a home.

So I'd take you to my house,
and we'd have a great time, Jordan.

Hop on! Ohhh!

Oh!

LAUGHTER

- Jesus.
- Now, you've heard all the answers.

No funny - no honey.

- That's not for me.
- Darling!
- Disney World!

- I've been.
- Damn, Jordan!

Once you've been once,
you've seen them all.

Sorry, sorry, sorry...

A total eclipse!

LAUGHS

- Uh, pub's gone.
- Sweet child...
- Think about it, Jordan. No, Jordan!

- Bam-bam, child.
- I do love an early night.

Ah, there you go. Come on over,
Jordan. An early night.

HOOTER

Well, that sound means

we are all out of questions.

So, Jordan, it is time.

Which one of our celebrity
Snatchelorettes do you choose?

Uh...Ru, I'm going to choose

- them all!
- Oh, my gosh!

- Well, what do you know?
Love wins.
- Yes!

- Oh, my gosh.
- Isn't that beautiful?
- Well, until next time, remember -

seven snatches are better than one.

Now let the music play!
Goodnight, everybody!

- Oh, yeah!
- # I would do it again-gain

# Elegant, dressed to the nines,
the ten tens

# Get it in, got it,
I'mma serve it to them. #

It's Elimination Day
and I feel over the moon.

I'll see you at the morgue, boys!

ALL TALK AT ONCE

Bonnie smashed it! Whoa-ho!

Oh, there's so much to do,
so little time.

My sister.

THEY LAUGH

How are you feeling
about this challenge?

- I mean, you just never know, do you?
- You don't.

Like, the change of the structure
of Snatch Game yesterday, like,

threw a bit of a spanner in the
works and, like, it was a bit, like,

"Oh!"

I'm looking at Bones

and I can see that
she is not feeling good today.

How are you feeling?

I knew Snatch Game would be
my thing that trips me up.

You will be being
really hard on yourself right now.

I can't even remember what I said.

I completely went back into my shell
and I felt so, like, helpless.

What is that?
Like, where's that come from?

I don't know where it came from.

I'd always been so shy and...

..it would even be, like,
going to family friends,

I wouldn't...
I would hide behind my parents.

- Oh, babe.
- Because it was like my
kind of safety thing.

That feeling that I felt yesterday

was something that I've not felt
for such a long time,

and I feel like it just reminds me
of someone that I kind of

try and forget about. I've grown
so much from being that person,

from moving to London and just
kind of crafting a life for myself

where I could feel comfortable.

Bones has always been created
to be my, like, perfect thing

that no-one can touch.
Because when Bones is perfect,

it means that Paul
can, like, fumble.

It's the crossover
that I never wanted to happen,

and it's something that Bones
would never be.

That person should be there for
people that will like that person.

But...

And it just... It feels like
the wall's crashed between the two

and I know it's something
that I can't control

and it's something
that I do need to deal with.

I know you, and I know

that you will use this

to rebirth in a different way.

If it does cross over
into this person

that you've segregated so much,

it's going to actually probably
make you even stronger.

A lot of us present as these divas
who are strong

so we can get by every day,

and that's what Bones has created
for herself.

- Thank you.
- I love you.

This is a side of Bones that I'm
actually - though she's hurting -

I'm refreshed to see.

That's the person
that I'm friends with.

Love you, too.

So, girls, how are we feeling
about Snatch Game?

How did it go yesterday for yous?

I'm feeling very happy
with how I done.

We should just be
super, super proud of ourselves.

I'm really happy that if there's
going to be a top three this week,

that it is the three of us.

- Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
- You know, representing.

Celtic sisters!

THEY LAUGH

Girl, I'm not buying this
all-white Destiny's Child.

I mean, I'm looking
at three Michelles.

Well, at the end of the day
it's Mama's decision.

- Yeah, that's right, girls!
- Let's leave it out on the runway

and see what the judges
have to say, yeah!

I find that jarring.

LAUGHTER

It's scary, babes.

RU LAUGHS

# Cover girl!

# Put the bass in your walk

# Head to toe

# Let your whole body talk... #

Nice.

Welcome to the main stage
of RuPaul's Drag Race UK,

Michelle Visage.

Now, when you were single,
what were you looking for in a man?

- I love a good cologne.
- Mm.
- He had to
have a good sense of humour.
- OK.

And I love a guy who could dance.

- Did he have to be straight?
- I'll take
him any way I can get him.

And the super specsy Alan Carr.

Alan, what qualities
do you look for in a man?

I'm OK with bad breath, bad sense
of humour and a bad dancer.

But call me old-fashioned -
he has to be straight!

RU LAUGHS

Let's swap.

LAUGHTER

And our extra special guest judge,
Susan Wokoma.

- Welcome, my love.
- Oh, pleasure to be here.

Now, what kind of man
are you looking for?

I tend to go for the take-charge
macho type like...Michelle Visage.

LAUGHTER

This week we challenged our queens
to snatch our attention

with their funniest
celebrity impersonations.

And tonight on the runway,
category is Holiday Ho Ho Hoes

Christmas couture.

Racers, start your engines.
And may the best drag queen win.

Category is Holiday Ho Ho Hoes.

Up first...

Oh, I didn't know
she was a rapper.

I love how camp and tacky
Christmas is,

so I am giving a sexy, gorgeous
lady

who is just tangled up in all
the presents and bows of Christmas

whilst looking gorgeous.

No time like the presents!

Dirty sucker.

Yeah. Suck on it!

This look is inspired
by a Viktor & Rolf runway.

I really wanted to create
a huge silhouette.

I've got the biggest candy cane
you've ever seen.

She loves to cane it.

She deserves a caning.

Up next, Silllexa Diction.

The nipples are the windows
of the face.

Today's runway theme is

Holiday Ho Ho Hoes!

Real Housewives of the North Pole!

Oh, no. She's on the naughty list.

She's got coal!

- Every coal's a goal.
- Yeah!

I'm giving you Breakfast At
Tiffany's glamour and luxury.

I feel expensive.

Santa Claus is coming -
all over my tits!

Oh!

Up next, Bonnie Ann Clyde.

She looks fab
from head to mistletoe.

Wow. So pretty.

I am serving the gift
that keeps on giving.

The fabric is flowing.

I'm twirling around.

I just feel gorgeous.

Baby, it's gold outside!

Gold, frankincense and ochre.

I am the perfect little present
under your Christmas tree.

Pretty Kissmas, Mr Charles!

Mwah!

She's come straight
from Fort Cox!

Solid gold!

Up next, Tayris Mongardi.

Oh, for goodness' flake.

Hey, sis, it's Tayris.

I'm giving Vegas showgirl
with a wintry frosty touch.

This baby blue
is hitting me just right, girlie.

This is drag.

Flake it till you make it.

She really ought to try
Head & Shoulders for those flakes.

I feel incredible, I look fierce,

and I know that's the tea.

Ain't snowbody got time for that!

Up next, Paige Three.

Oh, now that's
a nutcracker.

Yeah. The Slutcracker!

Oh, she's got the latex on, honey!

I'm serving Madonna on a world tour
with a moustache

and I feel...

..tight!

Who knew Santa's workshop
had a sex dungeon?

So I've dropped the Naughty List
and on my Naughty List

is all the men that
I aspire to, um...

Michelle Visage is also on there
because she is a big, burly man.

Ooh, she's toying with us.

Close your legs, boys.

Actually, don't close them.
I'm coming.

I'd like to clear up
that officer's mess!

Up next, Bones.

Take a look at those wizard sleeves.

I'm giving you Mrs Claus
stuck at home

while Santa is out
unloading his sack.

She's necking the snowballs
and the After Eights

and waiting for her man to get
home.

Mrs Claus took half of everything
in the divorce.

It's high fashion glamour.

My good sister DeDeLicious
made this coat for me,

and I am not feeling DeDelusional
about how gorgeous I look.

- She's got
a resting Grinch face.
- Mm.

Putting the ass
into St Nichol-ass.

Up next, Catrin Feelings

in The Slutcracker, Part Two.

This look is inspired by
the Barbie Nutcracker that me

and my sister used to watch
when we were younger.

I just love how sparkly I am.

I think she's on
the marching powder.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I bet Alan wants me to crack
his nuts, walking down that runway.

Stop! I'm blushing!

The Salvation Army
has come a long way.

It sure has.

The judges think that I'm
probably serving a character,

but the truth is,
this is just how I walk.

Very stiff.

Welcome, queens.

It's time for the judges' critiques.

First up, Elle Vosque.

Elle, you WERE JoJo Siwa.

Your look was spot-on.

You actually sounded like JoJo
as well.

Yeah!

It was the right side of
irritating.

You know, when someone
plays someone irritating,

it can be actually irritating.

Well, you know...!

It was irritating and fun.

You're so cute. Oh, my God!

And this is really, really, really
gorgeous.

Just a great week.

Yeah, girl,
you know how to put a look together.

I had so much fun with you
as JoJo Siwa.

Was it hard keeping those teeth
in your mouth?

I actually had to stop myself
from gagging.

Welcome to my world.

Up next, Silllexa Diction.

- So, you were Lady Cassandra.
- I was.

Was it the funniest? No.
Did it look really cool?

Absolutely.

Even though there weren't, like,
masses of jokes there,

you really stuck to the character.

You were committed.
You did a really good job.

Tonight on the runway,
this is gorgeous.

I expect nothing less from you,
Silllexa.

Again, cover up the nipples.

- Your left nipple is sticking out.
- Oh, God!
- Yes.

You said...you gave me a compliment
and it just popped!

Mind you, I've had Christmases
like that, tottering around,

clothes hanging off me,
tit hanging out.

- Yeah!
- So, for me, it was
the perfect Christmas. Well done.

Wow, what a slaggy time!

Did you have any fun
doing the Snatch Game?

You couldn't see me.
I laughed from start to finish.

Like, I was just...

CHUCKLES

- It's funny cos your face
didn't move at all.
- No!

It felt like she didn't have
anything other than,

- "I'm 4,000 years old."
Was she 4,000?
- She is.
- Yeah.

And that she'd had
lots of work done.

You have to create a backstory
for them.

They need something that
they have to do in that scene.

Yeah. I take that on board
completely, and thank you.

Thank you.

Up next, Bonnie Ann Clyde.

Yeah, I was a bit like,
"Oh, Cher in Snatch Game."

I was like, "Eh..."

But Cher who's half a chair,
now you're talking!

The first thing I eat
in the morning is ass.

- You were ready to battle.
- It was brilliant.

That's how it's done.

My goodness, you look stunning.

I love everything about
the shape of it.

I love the material.
I love a foily dress.

- Yum, yum, yum.
- Mm.

Bonnie, Bonnie, Bonnie.

This outfit is gorgeous.

It shows all your best parts.

It's just wonderful.

I can't say enough about
Snatch Game.

- That's a masterclass.
It really is.
- Thank you.

When my agent booked me
for the show,

I thought I was going on
Dancing With The Stairs.

It was so funny.

There was a lot of material
that I wanted to get out,

and I think I got out
maybe about 90% of it.

- What 10% did you not get out?
- I didn't say that

she was inducted into
the Rocking Chair Hall of Fame.

Amazing.

- That was so much fun. Thank you.
- Thank you for all your comments.

Up next, Tayris.

Hello.

I had a bit of a jump scare
when I saw Precious.

I was like, "She's back!"

Praise the Lord for diverse roles
for white actors.

I didn't find that character
that funny.

I sort of willed for there
to be another point of view.

That reclamation of it
was really, really powerful,

and hopefully it can just
start a conversation about

which characters we can reclaim.

The trouble with Precious, she is
just a catchphrase character.

So once you've said the
catchphrases, you are stuck.

Now, I do want to say tonight,

this is the most beautiful you have
looked yet in this competition.

Your make-up is right.

You have landed on it.

Ding, ding, ding.

Oh, my gosh, you look so beautiful!

I feel like I look incredible,

so honestly, thank you
for all your critiques.

Thank you.

All right, Paige Three.

So, in Snatch Game,
you chose to be Alexa.

Dun-dun.

Would you like me to set you
an alarm?

You had things that you planned
and you were able to do.

- You committed to it.
- Mm.

However, it wasn't really funny.

There's all these things about Alexa
that you could have incorporated.

It wasn't enough, but I did love
the commitment to the character.

You did. You stuck with it.

This... Oh, my God.

it shouldn't make me
feel Christmassy,

but it does! It does.

Christmas didn't come early,
I did.

I'm arriving! I'm arriving!

You do look gorgeous.
Listen, the judges said it all.

What would you have
done differently?

I stopped having fun throughout it

because I was then in my head,
and I was...

I felt like I was clambering
out of water.

I was like, "How can I get back on
top of this?"

I actually forgot I was
on Snatch Game for a moment.

I was like, "This is a great
episode... Oh, shit, I'm in it!"

But, yeah, it was fun.

Thank you.

Up next, Bones.

Your face, your head's
already nodding.

What's going on?

It was, um...

..a rough one for me yesterday.

I just psyched myself out, I think.

- We've all done it, Bones.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- We've all psyched ourselves out.
- Yeah.

The idea was brilliant.

You could have gone so far with it,

but you just told us.

When I was booked for this,

I thought I'd be on t'
other side of t' panel.

So I'm a bit stuck, really.

You can't really explain to anyone

when your confidence goes
and you just deflate.

I've been there on stages.

It's the worst feeling in the
world.

Please don't write yourself off
and say, "I can't do that."

- You can do that.
- Yeah.
- OK?

This on the runway, however,

this is what I love about you
and the way that you do drag.

Not only do you always
look gorgeous,

it's never the same thing.

So thank you
for this beautiful look.

Thank you.

OK, so they don't want to
get into it.

I do want to get into it.

If you had been Brett Gallagher,

the gay brother,
then that frees you up.

Because I knew from the moment
when you said,

"I'm not supposed to be here,"
it was over.

Um...

..I'm a really quite nervous
talker.

13, 14-year-old me

wouldn't have even thought
that I could do this.

It was just already an insecurity

that I opened up
and it just consumed me.

Well, I think what has to happen is

for you to have a conversation
with that 13-year-old kid

who still lives inside of you
and say,

- "Listen, kiddo,
it's going to be OK."
- Yeah.

"You know what?
We're going to have fun."

I know you have it in you to do it.

I have every faith in you.

Thank you.

All right. Thank you.

Up next, Catrin Feelings.

I absolutely loved you as Bonnie.

It was so, so, so fun.

Whoa! A total eclipse!

Gravelly voice, check.

Love of name-dropping, check.

You knew her hits. You knew a bit
about her life. Check.

Tina, no!

I'm going to be honest, this
tonight

is a bit more costume than drag
for me,

but that doesn't mean
I don't like it.

And I love your brand of kook.

Fab. Thank you.

Is anyone going to mention

that you've got the same face
as the Saw puppet?

DRAMATIC CHORD PLAYS

LAUGHTER

Do you like games, Catrin?

I thought, "If she comes back out
on a tricycle,

"I'm out of here!"

It was just so funny
and so wonderful.

How much of your Bonnie Tyler
was you?

I'm not quite sure. To be honest,
Bonnie just steps in

and I just go for a coffee,
to be honest.

- Perfect.
- And a Jaffa Cake.

Well, thank you, queens.
I think we've heard enough.

While you untuck in the Werk Room,

the judges and I will deliberate.

You may leave the stage.

Ooh!

Duck!

We are in Untucked
and I feel stunning!

Do you think I'll stick to this?

Oh, I'm a star!

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas.

Bonnie, they fucking ate you up.

- Mm-hm.
- Mm-hm.

- And I'm not surprised
in the slightest.
- Not at all.

You were sensational
in the Snatch Game.

Today's win is definitely between
Elle, Bonnie and Catrin.

I'm thinking Bonnie's
going to take it

because it was unique
and really, really funny.

To get, like, the masterclass
comment off Ru,

that is, like, the biggest thing.

Cat, how are you feeling?

Cos obviously they were really,
really complimentary of you as well.

I definitely think I'm top three.

Very chuffed with what I had.

Being the new costume queen...

- It is what it is.
- How are you
going to lipsync as a Nutcracker?

But, no, I can understand.
I just think this is bloody camp.

I love this costume so much.

I'm obsessed with it.

There's obviously still a chance
that you could get it,

but how do you feel about...?

That is my answer!

I think my biggest competition
is Miss Chair over there.

I think it's going to be
neck and neck with me and her.

Honestly, I just need to
get that badge.

Well, and you too, Miss JoJo.
You were fierce.

Ru loved my look. She was like,

"You really know how to throw a look
together."

And to me, hearing that from RuPaul
meant a lot.

Silllexa, I can't look at you,
but how are you feeling?

I just said to myself, "I'm not
going to put any pressure on myself.

"I'm just going to go up there.

"I know what I know
about this character

"and I'm going to have fun."

And I did have fun.

To hear that they didn't say,
"You were fucking awful,"

it made me feel good.

So, Tayris, how are you?

I really don't know
if I'm in the bottom,

but I have no intention
of going anywhere today.

It's really hard to call.

Was I as strong
as the armchair on my left?

Perhaps not, but I'm still sitting
pretty anyway.

How are you feeling, Paigey Paige?

I actually feel fine.

I really do.

I am in the bottom, I think,

and I'm OK with that.

That's what it is.

If it is what it is, Alexa...

BEEP

..book me a taxi for Paige!

I think this look
is absolutely spectacular.

- Thank you.
- I think this could easily

save you from the bottom two.

I think that this is... I...

Actually, is this shady?
I don't know.

I think, out of the looks tonight,

the bottom four look the best,
if I'm honest.

So I think that it comes down to
the performance in the Snatch Game.

And I think that your performance
in the Snatch Game

was better critiqued than ours.

And that's why I think
we're in the bottom.

Why would you say that about us
in the top?

What do you mean?

Like, I don't know why you
needed to bring up our looks.

I'm not saying you look bad.

There was zero need
for you to say that.

Why bring that up?

- Hang on. No, I'm saying you...
I told you...
- Yeah, yeah.

..earlier on, so stop, that
you look absolutely stunning.

LAUGHTER

Girl rinsin' these tops
with her ugly outfits.

This is so camp.
I'm having such a ki.

I'm not coming for you.
I'm saying that I think

that these are the best four looks
out of all of us.

I'm allowed to say that.
I would never come for you

because I love you
and I think you look sensational.

I just think, in my opinion,

these are the best four looks
of tonight.

Oh, please, bitch.

Bones, how are you feeling, babe?

I'm all right.

I really don't want you to mistake
my emotions for defeatism.

But I do think I'm lip-syncing.

I don't want to go out
of this competition being,

you know, Boohoo Queen.

That's what we want to hear.

So, ladies, I have to know,

do we know which Nutcracker
wore it best yet?

- Fucking hell.
- Fucking hell.
- Hold on. Yes!

- Thank you!
- Honestly, Viola, I think
you put up an amazing fight.

LAUGHTER

Oh, what did she say?!

You're safe for now.
Hold me back, Elle. Hold me back.

- Hold me back.
- No!
- All right, girlies, well,

this has probably been
the worst Christmas ever.

- Bah, humbug.
- And I think a few of
us

want to listen to
this lip-sync song, so...

- Yes. Let's go, girlies.
- Come on.

Now, just between us squirrel
friends, I want to hear from you.

What do you think?

Starting with Elle Vosque.

Elle Vosque was wonderful.

I thought that she had
a point of view.

Also, when things
didn't completely land,

she was there, she was present.

I love breakfast, yeah!

I could see her playing that
in a mockumentary.

It was so good.

And then tonight on the runway,
she looked beautiful.

She is stepping on the gas.

And what a smart choice
to do JoJo Siwa.

All right, Silllexa Diction.

I'm a Doctor Who fan,

so I got the character
straight away.

The problem was she didn't know
where to go with it.

But, you know, it was great to see
such a beautiful queen

be really silly and weird
and strange,

because when she did come out
on the runway,

I mean, I was completely blown
away.

Loved the powder blue
and the stripper shoes,

but could do without the nipple.

RU LAUGHS

If I had a nickel.

You mean a nipple?

LAUGHTER

All right, Bonnie Ann Clyde.

One word. Chair.

It was brilliant.

There was put-downs.

There was puns.

Sit on someone else's face.
I'm busy.

That was a really good example
of when you do all your homework.

You're absolutely right.

I think she needs her own show
as Chair.

And this gold outfit, come on,
she looked like a billion dollars.

All right, Tayris.

I did feel uncomfortable.

It was just a replica
of this character

that I don't think is

that well-loved
or that well-known any more.

Me got tea, me got coffee,
but me no got answer.

She didn't fail by any stretch.

I just don't know why she chose
that character.

I think she chose this character

because she can do
a Jamaican accent.

Honestly. I think it was
as simple as that.

On the runway, however,

she's getting stronger
and stronger each week

and it's so wonderful
to see her come out of her shell.

She looked gorgeous tonight.

All right, Paige Three.

This was an opportunity

where imagination
was just up for grabs.

She could have gone so much further
with just being a Scouse Alexa.

I don't fucking know.
You look it up.

I started to dread
when we'd get around to her,

because I knew it was
going to be painful.

The runway look, what a save.

I mean, on paper you go,
"Oh, that's not going to work."

But it did, and it strangely
made me feel Christmassy AND horny.

LAUGHTER

Let's talk about Bones.

Aw, my heart really went out
to Bones.

She got in her own head
and gave us literally nothing.

Um...

Even if you can't think of
a single joke,

do the voice! "All right..."

And never once did she say,
"What's the story, morning glory"!

Tonight on the runway,
she absolutely looked stunning.

You could tell the story.

I don't know whether it was enough.

All right, let's talk about
Catrin Feelings.

We got exactly
what it said on the tin.

That was Bonnie Tyler.

Total eclipse of the heart!

She took all the trademarks
she could find,

- and she filled in the rest.
- Yeah!

I mean, this is not The Crown.

It's not The Biography Channel.

Tonight on the runway
was kind of a miss for me.

It wasn't on par with the others,

but I didn't mind it, because again,
she's able to sell everything.

- She is.
- All right, silence
I have made my decision.

Bring back my girls.

Welcome back, queens.

I've made some decisions.

Tayris Mongardi...

..you're safe.

TAYRIS EXHALES

Thank you so much.

- You may step to the back of
the stage.
- Thank you.

- Love you.
- Well done, baby.

Bonnie Ann Clyde...

..you were a gypsy, you were
a tramp, you were an armchair.

LAUGHTER

Condragulations, you are the winner
of this week's challenge.

APPLAUSE

GASPS

Go on, Bonnie.

Thank you so much. This is an
absolute dream come true.

And the proud recipient
of a coveted RuPeter badge.

CHEERING

# Ru, Britannia! #

Wear it with pride
and think of Ireland.

I will.

- You may step to the back of
the stage.
- Thank you.

- Well done, baby.
- Well done, Bon.

Elle Vosque...

..Catrin Feelings...

..you are both safe.

- Thank you.
- Great job this week.

- Thank you so much.
- Thanks so much.

- You may join the other girls.
- Thank you.

Silllexa Diction...

..you are safe.

OTHERS GASP

Thank you so, so much.

You may join the other girls.

- I love you.
- I love you both so much.
- No, I love you.

- Well done.
- Bones...

..Paige Three...

..I'm sorry, my dears,
but you are up for elimination.

This is not what I expected
for myself,

but these are the cards
that we have been dealt.

It's time to give these bitches
a show.

Let's do it.

Two queens stand before me.

I've consulted with the judges, but
the final decision is mine to make.

Ladies, this is your last chance
to impress me

and save yourself from elimination!

The time has come

for you to
lip-sync...for...your...life.

I never thought I'd be
in this situation.

Going up against a sister like Paige
is not a nice feeling at all.

But I'm ready to fight for it.

Good luck,
and don't...fuck it up.

Let's go, girls!

Go on, Bones.

# Sometimes I feel I've got to

# Run away

# I've got to

# Get away from the pain you drive

# Into the heart of me

# The love we share

# Seems to go nowhere

# And I've lost my light

# For I toss and turn

# I can't sleep at night

# Once I ran to you

# Now I run from you

# This tainted love you've given

# I give you
all a boy could give you

# Take my tears
and that's not nearly all

# Tainted love

# Tainted love

# Now I know I've got to

# Run away

# I've got to

# Get away

# You don't really want
any more from me... #

Go on, girls!

# Once I ran to you... #

Yes!

# Now I run from you

# This tainted love you've given

# I give you
all a boy could give you

# Take my tears
and that's not nearly all

# Tainted love

# Tainted love

# Don't touch me, please

# I cannot stand the way you tease

# I love you
though you hurt me so

# Now I'm gonna pack my things
and go

# Tainted love

# Tainted love... #

Wow!

CONCLUDING SYNTH BEEPS

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Ladies, I've made my decision.

Bones...

Shantay, you stay.

- You may join the other girls.
- Thank you so much.

And thank you for seeing the
potential that I have inside me.

I know it's in there,

and I really did trip this week,
but it won't happen again.

Not for you, Mother.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

Good luck for it, girl.

I love you so much.

Paige Three...

..you belong on the cover, girl.

Now, sashay away.

I am so privileged to be here,

to be stood in front of you.

You are drag.

And I'm so thankful that you gave me
the opportunity to be here,

to show the world a little bit more
than a pair of tits.

LAUGHTER

Have a look how it looks, though.

LAUGHTER

Ahem, well, I have
one last thing to say.

So basically, I went to the shop
the other day

and had to buy some celery.

It was really weird,
cos it was out of date,

and anyway, so then I said to
her...

LAUGHTER

You stupid cow.

Ooh-ooh!

I'm feeling really good right now.

Stunning.

Right...

I'm happy with everything
I've accomplished here.

That lip-sync was an absolute
pleasure to do with my friend.

Even though she sent me home,
the horrible, horrible cow.

I came here to show people who I am,
and I've done that.

Well...

..that's that.

Condragulations, ladies.

Now, remember,
if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell you gonna
love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

- Amen.
- All right.
Now let the music play.

# To, to, to, to the moon

- # To the moon
- Baby

- # To the moon
- Come on and take me away

# To, to, to, to the moon... #

Next time
on RuPaul's Drag Race UK...

You need to give our pop culture
goddesses, The Huns,

a head-to-toe drag transformation.

I am that bitch.

I'm feeling stunning.

I'm like, "Corset,
where have you been all my life?"

Wahey!

You look so beautiful.

There is something about the outfit

that kind of slightly confuses me.

How did you do THIS?!

# To, to, to, to the moon

- # To the moon
- Blast off

- # To the moon
- Come on and take me away

# To, to, to, to the moon

- # To the moon
- Baby

- # To the moon
- Come on and take me away

# To, to, to, to the moon

- # To the moon
- Blast off

- # To the moon
- Come on and take me away

# To, to, to, to the moon. #