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Even things we love
can become stale
and predictable.

Sometimes, we can benefit
from a fresh perspective.

Is this a good hand?

Yeah. You win.

Again!
Oh!

This is so easy!

I really miss Bobby
right now.

Plenty of offense
intended.

After three weeks,
nobody misses him
more than me.

I still don't understand
why Bobby had to go to
spring training for so long.

All the pro teams have
gotta go for a month.

They've got to train,
get back into shape,

figure out
who's gonna be
on their team.

Why don't they know
their team?

Well, they do,
but spring training's
a chance for young guys

to, you know, prove themselves
and maybe get a shot
at the big leagues.

So now that I'm a columnist,
I can finally write
about the cool stuff.

Not just transcribe box scores
like some little stat monkey.

You mean like Bobby?

I miss my little
stat monkey.

But the good news is,
by this time tomorrow,
we will all be in Arizona.

Wait, why are you
going to Arizona?

Working.
Meeting girls.

Working.
Right. And working.

Spring training is big
for collectors.

If I can get an old Cub
to sign a jersey,

it more than
doubles the price.

Do you have to knock
the little kids
out of the way to get that?

Brendan,
you should come with us.
Everybody's doing it.

Wait, Steph,
you're going, too?
You don't even like baseball.

No, but I like spas.
And free stuff.

So I talked
Travel & Leisure magazine
into sending me.

So technically,
it's a business trip.

You should totally come.

You know,
if this was college...

You'd be the oldest guy
in the dorm.

You'd be arrested
for being creepy.

You'd have a name
for your bong.
Zeus.

Yeah, but there'd be
some great vacation
going on right now.

I mean, come on,
why does spring break
have to stop

just because we're not
in school anymore?

That's right.
Spring break!

Intermission.

We're working.

Right. Working.

Working.

Hey, guys!

Hey! Bobby's here!

Hey, stranger.
I missed you.

Me, too. So much.

You don't have
to watch, Mike.

Yeah, I do.

I'm going
to the hotel.

Wait, you're
in our hotel?

Ha! So much for your
fancy spa weekend.

You're in
the same boat as us.

Not exactly. Unless your boat
is the grand executive suite,

because that's my boat.

Hey, speaking
of boats, bed!

Bed!
Bed!

Floor.
Floor.

It's Andy.
Hey, what's up?

It's poker night.
Where are you?

Arizona, remember?

That's this week?
I thought that was next week.

Remember, you said
you were gonna
water my plants?

Drink your Scotch?
You're breaking up,
sorry, gotta go!

Alcohol!

Hey.
Hey.

So, did you figure out
what your first big spring
training column is gonna be?

Well, I have some ideas,
but I'm not exactly sure yet,
you know?

I just want to write
something that hasn't
been written before.

Oh. Is that all?

Spring break, vacation,
spring training.

Kind of makes you feel
like anything's possible,
huh, fellows?

And the ratio of
women to men is, like,
20-to-one. I like my odds.

Hey, those a couple
of Dodgers?

Yeah.

Hey, guys.
How are you?

Well, this place
is dead.
Let's go check out the hotel.

I'm kind of tired
from the trip, anyway.

Spring training
is a great chance
for young ballplayers

to prove themselves.

And young reporters, too.

So, you want to join me
for the afternoon game?

Oh, God. I'd love to,

but, you know,
most of the starters are
gone by the third inning.

So where's the story
in that, you know?

Well, you never know.

No, I'm going to talk
to some of the folks
at the front office later on.

Find out why they didn't
sign a bigger player
during the off-season.

All right, I'll see you
later tonight?

Okay.

Ah! Star-crossed lovers
from the Tribune
and the Sun-Times.

That's beautiful.
It's like Romeo and Juliet.

Romeo and Juliet
died in the end.

I'm not wishing it
on you, kid.
I'm just saying.

You enjoying
the desert air, Jack?
I can't stand it.

The wife wants
to retire down here,
but I'm not having it.

There's too many
scorpions.

How's the column coming?
Terrible?
Great.

Actually, I'm gonna go
talk to some of the guys
in management later on.

You gonna be asking them
why they didn't go after
CC Sabathia in the off-season?

That might come up.

You know, I've been writing
that same free-agent column
since 1988.

I just switch the names.

Well, I mean,
my take's a little
different, so...

Right, right. You know,
all those stories have
already been written, kiddo.

But I'm sure
you'll find a fresh one.

You know,
they got poison
in their tails!

I mean, who wants
to deal with that?

They're like
mini-dinosaurs.

Hey, how'd it
go today?

I struck out,
as they say.

Me, too. Twice.

Peej, this is
Owen Scott.

Oh. Hi.

Nice to meet you.
Owen played
in Lansing last year.

Yeah. Well, if I ever want
to play in Chicago, I should
probably call it a night.

But it was nice
meeting you, P.J.
Yeah, good luck out there.

You, too. Tomorrow's
another day, right?

Let's hope!

Hey, I got a question for you.
Does the Sun-Times
let you expense beer?

God, no.
That's why we always drink
at places that serve food.

Genius.

Hi.

Hi.
I'm Connie.

Brendan.
Brendan.

That's Irish, huh?
Yeah.

Are you a leprechaun,
Brendan?

That depends on
who's looking for me.

Maybe it's me.
What do I get
if I catch you?

Oh., uh...

Yellow moons,
orange stars,
green clovers.

Ooh! I like
green clovers.

So, "Connie," is that, like,
Latvian, or Peruvian?

Czech?

Go back to being
a leprechaun, Brendan.

Okay.

Dude, I cannot get
a woman to talk to me.

Just because I'm not
a ball player? Big deal.

What do those guys have
that I don't?

Muscles. Talent.
Potential. Youth.

Just because they can
hit a ball with a stick
or throw a ball hard?

I can throw a ball hard.
I could strike
one of those guys out.

Who?

Some pro dude.

Of all of the crazy things
that you have claimed...

"I could be mayor."

"I could land a jet."

"I could find bin Laden."

...that might be
the craziest.
All right?

You cannot strike out
a professional
baseball player.

I could,
I played in high school.

Hey, there's your
column right there,
"Mike Callahan, a young..."

Bobble-head salesman.

"...Naperville Central
all-star, walked into
Hohokam today

"and rocked the Cubs world
by striking out
fill-in-the-blank."

Mike, she's a columnist,
not a fiction writer.

That's not even fiction.
That's fantasy.

Yo.

Hey, they got
hefeweizen on tap.

Okay. Uh,
I'm in Arizona.

I just thought
you'd want to know.

Aw! Dude,
do you miss us?

No, you've been gone
two days.

You know,
and I'm very busy.

I've got a full life.
And a full glass
of hefeweizen.

Yeah.

There's my number,
Brendan.

You're so cute.

Dudes!
Spring break! Whoo!

What? Why is she into you?
Does she think
you're a ball player?

No. She thinks
I'm a leprechaun.

I hate to break this to you,
but that girl
is dating Mike Fontenot.

Cubs second baseman
Mike Fontenot?

Well, that's too bad
for Mike Fontenot.
Finders keepers.

Brendan,
she has a boyfriend.

She doesn't act like it.
And all I see is

hot!

My sources tell me
that Ron Santo's
at O'Donoghue's.

All right, I gotta go.
Mike, you stay here.

You've been working
very hard today.

You making fun of me?
Yes.

Plus, I don't want you
talking to Santo
five beers in.

So I will see
you guys later.
You, too.

Because we're staying
at the same hotel.

And we might run
into each other

in the elevator.

Which would disgust me.

I'm gonna go make sure
this phone number is real.

Yeah, I gotta get up early.
All my ideas are drying up.

I gotta find something
to write about.

Hey, hey. You know, Peej,
I was hoping that
we could chat later.

You know, like,
just the two of us.

Yeah. Yeah, you want
to get an early lunch?

Yeah. Yeah,
that would be great.

Okay.

You coming?
Yeah. Night, guys.

Good night.

Later, pumpkin.

Well, it's just
you and me, kid.

You can be
my wingwoman.

Oh, Mike.
Uh-uh-uh.

♪ Well, beat the drum
and hold the phone

♪ The sun came out today

♪ We're born again
there's new grass
on the field

♪ A-roundin' third
and headed for home

♪ It's a brown-eyed
handsome man

♪ Anyone can understand
the way I feel

♪ Oh, put me in, Coach

♪ I'm ready to play today

♪ Put me in, Coach

♪ I'm ready to play today

The groundskeeper, huh?
That's classic.

Yeah, he actually
has a great story.

Yeah, I know.
It gets better every year.

Dabney Heywood's been
driving his tractor
for 30 years.

In that time,
he's probably run over
50,000 scorpions.

Blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah.

P.J. Franklin
has had her job
for just five months,

and she's about to be fired
for turning in
absolutely nothing.

Steph, I'm really worried
about my deadline.

I can't find anything
to write about.

P.J., you need to relax.
I mean, that's what
works for me.

Steph, you write
about spas.

Hey, it's not all fun
and games, okay?

Yesterday, I had
a salt scrub and it hurt.

So what is it you wanted
to talk to me about?

Oh, yeah. That.
I mean, it's nothing
serious, but...

Morning, guys.
Am I interrupting
something?

Um... Well, we were
just talking.

You know, just,
like, stupid girl stuff.

And we can
just save it for later.

Are you sure?
Absolutely. Yeah.

Hey, how's
the article coming?

It's terrible.

Everything
has been done.

I can't find anything new
about spring training.

Well, maybe you just need
a different perspective.

Yeah, like face down
with hot rocks on your ass.

Yeah. That,
or how about going
to a baseball game?

Sitting in the stands,
being a fan?

Gosh, I haven't
done that in forever.

Hey, let's do that today.
The Cubs are playing
the Rockies.

Just forget about
your column.

No pads, no pens.
Just fun, you and me.

And Mike, and Kenny,
and Brendo.

Okay, I'm in.

Yeah!
All right!

All right!

Oh, no.
I don't feel good
about this, you guys.

I'm still
kind of working.
No. No, you're not working.

Remember, we agreed
to just enjoy the game
from the stands.

That's a great idea.
You know, we should
make the same agreement.

Mike, you made
that same agreement with
yourself four beers ago!

All right,
all right! One!

Mmm!

You are the best beer
I've ever had.

Good, 'cause
it was $8.

Oh!
Oh, dudes.

That girl is
a 10 out of 10.

Dude, you're
playing with fire.
I am telling you.

What, because of
Fontenot? Please.

Hey, guys,
check it out.
It's Owen Scott.

Go Owen! Whoo!
All right!

Oh, my God.
Babe, I'm cheering.

Huh?

We're not allowed
to cheer or anything

- in the press box.
- Oh!

Hey, your buddy's
two for two.
Good for him.

He'd be 0 for two
if I was on the mound.

Oh, man,
here we go again.
What? I'm serious.

Put me in.
I'll strike that dude out
in three pitches.

Remember how Brendan said
in spring training,
anything is possible?

That's not.

I caught you,
you little leprechaun.
Yeah.

Now do I get
your pot of gold?

Yes, you do.

But are you sure
your boyfriend won't mind?

What are you
talking about?

My friend said you were
dating Mike Fontenot.

Oh, I am.

What?
Yeah.

Really?
Then what the hell
are you doing with me?

Mike's always, like,
baseball this,
and baseball that.

So the easiest way
to get his attention is
to make him jealous.

No. Connie, I don't think
I want any part of that.

Ooh, too late.
I already told him
we slept together.

What? That's totally insane.
Why would you do that?

I told you, I like
to make him jealous.

So, let's go make out
behind home plate.

You guys, Spring Break Whoo
has gone haywire. All right?

That Connie chick
is off her nut.

She told Mike Fontenot
that we slept together.

Did you?
Yeah, Mike. I did.
Right there in line.

Here's your nachos.
Ew! I don't
want them anymore.

Dude, you do not want
to make Mike Fontenot mad.

The guy swings a bat
for a living.

So, what am I
gonna do?

All right,
here's a story
I'm getting sick of.

"You guys, I'm totally in love
with this crazy, hot chick.

"Oh, wait a minute, dudes,
I think she just made soup
out of my shoes."

You know, there are
plenty of beautiful,
sane women out there.

Stop shopping
at the crazy mall.

But it's such
a good mall.

You know, they got
the duck pond and the food
court, the Orange Julius.

It's also next to a hospital.
You want to end up there?

No. I do not.

All right.
Then ask yourself,

why are you drawn
to crazy chicks?

You know you're going
to be trapped in this cycle
until you figure it out.

Brendo, calm down.

I seriously doubt
Mike Fontenot even
knows who you are.

Well...

The biggest difference
between the regular season
and spring training

is not in
the first three innings,
but the last three.

Number 87?
Who the hell is that?

I've never heard of
any of the guys
playing right now.

That's 'cause the starters
are in the outfield running
wind sprints.

These guys are
all minor leaguers.

All right,
my margarita light is
flashing. Let's go.

I've been bored
since it started.

Hey, where are you
guys going?
It's 13-to-4.

I think the Cubs
have lost this one.

They could always
come back.

Screw it.
They can't come back.

"Screw it." Chapter one
from Mike Callahan's Guide
to Living.

Let's go.
Well, I'm not leaving
until it's over.

It's bad luck.

It's going to be bad luck
for me if I don't
get out of here.

Fontenot did not
look happy.

That's Owen Scott.

Go Owen! Come on!

Hey, hey, hey.
Your buddy is a home run away
from hitting for the cycle.

Yeah, look at that.
He had a single
in the fourth,

a double in the sixth,
and a triple in the first.

He wants it.
He wants it bad!

Yeah, but Peej,
don't get too excited.

You know how slim
the odds are.

Yeah, that's exactly
why I'm excited.

No way!

It takes something
pretty special to get two
jaded sports reporters

to spill beer
on their shoes.

Something like watching
an unknown kid do
something extraordinary.

I don't know,
I was just really seeing
the ball well today.

It helps
getting that triple
out of the way early.

Yeah, well, you still
needed that homer.

To be honest,
I don't even remember
that part.

So what do you think
your chances are
of making the team?

Hey, I'm a long shot,
I know. But I gotta say,
today felt really good.

It was probably
one of the greatest days
of my life. It was fun.

Yeah. It was fun.

All right.
Thank you so much
for the interview

and congrats again.

My pleasure,
Ms. Franklin.

Hey, um, any chance
you and some friends feel like
helping to settle a bet?

All right, rookie.
Let's see what you got.

Are you serious?

What?
Oh. Dude.

Okay. All right.
I need to warm up
a little bit. Okay.

I wish Andy was here.
He would love this.

Shoot. You're right.
I'm gonna call him.

Andy?

I'm kind of in the middle
of something.

What are you doing?

It's Savannah's birthday.

Andy, are you ready?

I gotta go.

Come on!

This is a new low.

Try throwing it
underhand, Callahan.

Hey, man.
What are you doing
with my girlfriend?

Oh, my God. Look, dude,
you don't understand, okay?

I never touched Connie.
I swear to God.

Why would she lie?

To get your attention.
To make you jealous.

Dude, she's playing
games with you.
She's trouble.

I'm with you, dude.
All right? I'm attracted
to crazy women, too.

I dated a girl
who boiled my shoes.

My last girlfriend
lit my car on fire.

Okay. See? We're chasing
the wrong kinds of women.

It's 'cause
we're afraid of committing
to the good ones.

You think?
Yeah.

And we can always
blame it on crazy when
stuff erupts into flames.

Literally.
Yeah.

You know, there are
plenty of beautiful,
sane women out there.

We gotta break
the cycle, man.

We gotta stop shopping
at the crazy mall.

Dude, you get me.

I know.

Not a strike out.
That's not a strike...

It has to go by the batter
three times.

So, did you find an idea
for your column?

Yeah. Yeah,
you know when you see
an unknown kid like Owen

do something truly great?
That's when you realize
that anything is possible.

And that's what's so special
about spring training.

Can I quit now?

I don't know.
Did you strike
anyone out?

No.
Keep going.

We're gonna
need more balls.

Oh, hey, Andy.
You are the
first one here.

Yep, yep, yep, yep.

Um, Andy?
What?

We're hugging.
We don't hug.

I know. But I missed you.
Promise you'll never
leave me again.

Okay.
Promise?

I promise.
All right.

We'll never talk
of the hug again.

Hey.
Hey!

Somebody left this poor,
18-year-old bottle of Scotch
on your doorstep.

Whoa! What's happening?
Who is this?

Promise me you'll never
leave me again.

Okay, I promise.

Okay. Where's Kenny?

He missed our flight.
He'll be here.

Who's the bottle
from, Peej?

It's from Jack Brisco.

"Great column, kid.

"You're ahead of the curve,
and I'm happy to report

"that Owen Scott
made the Cubs roster."

Hey!

Well, of course
he made the team.

You saw the way
he hit against me.

Easy, heater.

Oh, shoot. I forgot
to get beer.

I didn't have
a chance to restock.

Not it!
Not it!

All right, I'll go.
I'll come with you.

Thanks.
Whoa, whoa.

You're gonna leave us here
with huggy Andy?
Yep.

Ooh.
Not leaving you
here with this.

Baby, your column
is really great.

I couldn't have
written it without you.

I know.

I feel a little sorry, though.
I never got a chance
to talk to Steph.

About what?
I don't know.

She said she had
something important
to tell me.

We just never
got around to...

I wonder
what she wanted
to tell you.