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Bobby.
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I think I'm marrying
the wrong woman.
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Do you remember
where I put my...
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Oh. Uh...
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I'm sorry.
I didn't know...
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Hey, is he okay?
I don't know. Um...
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Bobby?
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Dude.
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What's going on?
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I mean, you just
said some things,
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and, you know, you're
getting married tomorrow.
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Yeah, I don't know...
I don't know what I'm saying.
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You know what?
I'm not saying anything.
I just...
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I'm tired,
and I've had
a lot to drink, and
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I need to go to bed.
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Good night.
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What was
that about?
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You know, I don't know.
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Well, what'd he say?
I'm not sure.
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You know,
I think he has
cold feet.
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We Newmans usually get
cold feet after the wedding.
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I'm sorry.
I'm a little thrown
by what just happened. Um...
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You want to just
call it a night?
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Yeah. Yeah.
I think that
would be best.
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And tomorrow
is the big day, so...
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Yeah.
Definitely.
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Okay.
Okay.
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I never really
understood where the phrase
"out of left field" came from,
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but I certainly know
what it means.
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One tiny,
interrupted conversation
can change everything.
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Bobby!
Hey, my best men!
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Wedding boy! Ow!
Hey!
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Ready for your big day?
Yeah, totally.
I'm psyched.
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Dude, I was up with Maggie
last night till 4:00 a.m.
It was epic!
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What's wrong with you?
What?
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It's his wedding day.
He doesn't want to hear
about your dirty times.
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He's getting married,
but he's still a man.
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It's okay, Mike.
I'll take a rain check
on the stories
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about you sleeping
with my mother's friend.
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Okay, but "Clean up,
Mike's room!"
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Hey, I've got a favor
to ask you guys.
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Yup.
These are for Elsa,
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and I want you to find time
today when she's alone
and give them to her.
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What's in them?
Just little notes
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letting her know that
I'm thinking about her
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and I'm looking forward
to being married
to her and stuff.
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Uh, dude, stop auditioning.
You got the part.
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This is really sweet.
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Don't read them.
Just give them to her.
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I'm on it.
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So, uh, what are we doing?
We going to breakfast?
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Sounds good.
Last breakfast
as a single man.
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Hey!
Yeah!
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And boom!
And ugh!
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Last high five
as a single man.
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I doubt it.
Hey!
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And, and, and...
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Hey, morning, Elsa.
Elsa, whoa, wait.
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Uh, isn't it bad luck
for the bride and the groom
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to see each other
before the wedding?
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I'm sorry, you guys.
I, um, I need to
talk to Bobby.
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Well, we're heading out
to breakfast. You're more
than welcome to join.
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I meant alone?
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Okay.
We'll get you a muffin.
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You guys,
that did not look good.
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What are you
talking about? Huh?
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They're about to
make sweet love.
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I don't like it.
It's bad luck.
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This whole thing
feels bad.
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Would you relax?
She couldn't wait
to get the sexy time.
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It's all good. Brendo,
tell him it's all good.
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It's all good.
Let's go eat.
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I win.
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What?
Wait a minute.
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Why am I agreeing
with Mike?
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It doesn't feel right,
does it?
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No, not at all.
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You hear anything?
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I don't want to know
what's going on in there.
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Dude, if they are in there
making sweet love,
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you're going to feel
pretty slimy about
listening like that.
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They're not making
sweet love.
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They're definitely talking.
I just can't hear what
they're talking about.
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Maybe they're just
talking about us.
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Yeah, Elsa woke up
on her wedding day,
and her first thought was,
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"I need to know more
about Bobby's friends.
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"How many combs
does Mike have?
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"Does Brendan
have a bicycle?"
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Man, when you're sarcastic,
there's a real edge to it.
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Oh? Really?
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Yeah. I hear it.
Dude!
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We should probably talk
about how long we're
gonna wait out here.
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What do you mean?
I'm starving.
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We stay here
till he comes out.
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We're his best men.
It's our job to be
here for him.
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Yeah.
Well, do we get
a lunch break?
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I'm not going anywhere.
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Me neither.
I'm staying.
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I'm starting to get worried,
though, man. They shouldn't
be talking that long.
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Hey. Good morning.
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Hi. You.
Good morning.
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I was just getting
some coffee.
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Did you sleep well?
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Uh, actually,
I was, uh, kind of
up most of the night
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thinking about stuff,
and, um...
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Jack, uh, listen.
I think...
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Can I interrupt you
for a second?
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I would love it
if you did.
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I've got to get on
a plane back to New York
right after the ceremony.
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Oh.
So, I just thought
that I would let you know
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so that we can
avoid one of those
awkward conversations.
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What? Did you think
this was awkward?
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I'm thinking
about growing
a mustache.
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Fascinating.
Wake me when
you're done.
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Dude, I could totally
rock a 'stache.
Like Burt Reynolds.
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Ha ha!
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Me, too.
You?
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More like Debbie Reynolds.
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What is that
supposed to mean?
You're a hairless freak.
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Whatever. I could
totally out-'stache you.
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Who?
Me or him?
Both of you.
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Please.
Get out of here!
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There are three things
that I do well,
change a flat tire...
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Scare babies.
Live in a house
with one chair.
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...soothe a wild dog
and grow facial hair.
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Okay, it's on.
Mustache-growing contest.
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We judge the results
in one month.
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One month.
Done.
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What?
Fools.
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I have a head start.
I didn't shave today.
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Moron, he's had a beard
for like two years.
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Hello?
Hey.
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Oh, hey.
Can I have
a bite of that?
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Uh, no.
What are you
girls doing?
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Well, if you must know,
we're having
a mustache-growing contest.
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Interesting.
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So even if you win,
you still lose.
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Why are you
doing it here?
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Bobby and Elsa
are in there "talking."
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Really?
We think they might be
breaking up.
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Rookies. Maybe I can
go talk to them.
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Give them some advice
from the old pro.
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Can't we just
get married and see
how it goes?
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Do you hear yourself?
We belong together!
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Mustache contest, huh?
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I'm gonna help you,
so don't worry about it.
All right.
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Hey, guys.
What's going on?
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Bobby and Elsa
are in there, talking.
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About what?
Don't know.
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They've been in there
for a long time.
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Oh, no.
And you guys
are just sitting here?
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Yeah.
We're the best men.
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Plus we're having
a mustache-growing contest.
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Not me. I was disqualified
for thinking it's stupid.
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Hey, is everything
okay, or...
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Um... No.
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The wedding's off.
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Oh.
Oh, my God.
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Yeah. So that's
not happening.
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Buddy.
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Maybe a little food
will make you feel better.
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What?
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After Bobby's wedding
fiasco, it's nice to be home,
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where everything is familiar
and back to normal.
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Kind of.
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It's like meeting women
wasn't challenging enough
for you guys?
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Kidding? I'm getting
a ton of attention
from the ladies.
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I mean, mostly them
holding their purses
tighter
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or steering their kids
away from me, but still...
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I'm getting noticed
by all kinds of girls
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that were never
noticing me before.
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Like, uh, that hot Polish girl
at the corner grocery?
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Last time I was there,
dude, she flirted. Hard.
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Kamila? She's married.
She's got like six kids.
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I'm not saying
it's ideal.
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And, uh, Maggie called.
She wants to get together.
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Seriously?
Absolutely.
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Strange. I mean,
she seems like a woman
of class and substance,
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but she clearly
has a screw loose.
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What we had at that
ranch was magical.
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You can't blame her for
wanting to transition our
fling into something more.
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I don't know.
Sometimes those quick flings
are better left in the past.
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Yeah, everybody knows
that camp relationships
don't transfer back to school.
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Yeah, just like in Grease.
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But they got together
at the end of Grease.
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They did?
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Yeah, you don't remember?
Olivia Newton-John shows up
at the school carnival?
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Wearing the skin-tight
black outfit?
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Oh, yes!
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Hello, everyone.
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Andy!
Hey!
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It's the new papa.
What's up?
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Hey! How's Meredith?
How's little Oliver?
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Everyone is doing great.
Savannah's thrilled.
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Oliver is a bundle of heaven.
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Give me some footage here.
Yeah.
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Dude,
he looks just like you.
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All babies
look just like me.
Here you go, Peej.
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Oh, thanks.
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D'Artagnan.
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Oh, thank you, sir.
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American Chopper.
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AMBER Alert.
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I'm so glad you're here.
I really didn't think I was
gonna see you for a long time.
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Meredith and I decided we
weren't gonna let the new baby
interrupt our lives too much.
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We're gonna try to find time
for our lives and our hobbies.
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Good for you.
Yeah.
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Since I don't have
hobbies, booze.
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00:10:10,851 --> 00:10:12,369
Well, we're almost
up to full strength.
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Yeah. Have you guys
heard from Bobby?
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No.
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Going on your honeymoon
by yourself...
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Rough.
214
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Yeah. Well, between us,
marrying a hot Swedish girl?
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Come on,
what was he thinking?
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How long did he
expect that to last?
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That's like marrying
a semi-successful actress.
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Shouldn't you be
telling the neighbors
you're a sex offender?
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Shouldn't you be
panning for gold,
circa 1849?
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I don't know, man.
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When Wendy dumped me,
it kind of messed me
up for a while.
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And, I mean, Bobby practically
got dumped at the altar.
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I wouldn't worry
about Bobby.
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What do you mean?
He was the one
having second thoughts.
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How do you know?
The night before the wedding,
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he came to talk
to me about it.
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He talked to you?
Yeah.
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How long have you
been sitting on this
piece of information?
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Since, uh, the night
before the wedding.
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00:10:52,444 --> 00:10:54,411
Well, how come
you didn't tell us?
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I don't know.
Priest-client privilege.
Ever heard of it?
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Okay, well,
what did he say?
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That he was having
second thoughts
about getting married.
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Yeah, but why?
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00:11:01,281 --> 00:11:03,938
God, who remembers?
That was like three weeks ago.
236
00:11:03,939 --> 00:11:05,905
Andy! Just try to remember.
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00:11:05,906 --> 00:11:07,424
What the hell
do you care, anyway?
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00:11:07,425 --> 00:11:09,702
I don't know. I'm his friend.
I care about him.
239
00:11:09,703 --> 00:11:14,017
Yeah, he's a handsome,
29-year-old millionaire
in Bora Bora.
240
00:11:14,018 --> 00:11:15,259
I think he's okay.
241
00:11:15,260 --> 00:11:17,434
Thank you, pervert.
242
00:11:17,435 --> 00:11:19,436
I just can't believe
you didn't tell us.
243
00:11:19,437 --> 00:11:22,163
I have more important
things on my mind.
244
00:11:22,164 --> 00:11:25,166
Like who's gonna save
that girl you tied
to the railroad tracks?
245
00:11:25,167 --> 00:11:26,824
Mmm-hmm.
246
00:11:28,722 --> 00:11:30,723
Stephanie is
like my tax guy,
247
00:11:30,724 --> 00:11:33,726
except instead of bringing
a shoe box full of receipts
and check stubs,
248
00:11:33,727 --> 00:11:36,798
I bring her gossip
and theories and she
helps me sort them out.
249
00:11:36,799 --> 00:11:38,938
Bobby came
to your room?
250
00:11:38,939 --> 00:11:41,285
Why am I just learning this
three weeks later?
251
00:11:41,286 --> 00:11:43,046
Sorry, it's just...
252
00:11:43,047 --> 00:11:45,427
God, everything
was so weird
with his brother,
253
00:11:45,428 --> 00:11:47,395
and then the wedding
falling apart,
254
00:11:47,396 --> 00:11:49,742
I thought I was
just misinterpreting
what he was saying.
255
00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:51,399
So why are you
telling me this now?
256
00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:55,092
Because Andy just told me
that Bobby visited him, too,
257
00:11:55,093 --> 00:11:57,129
and said that he was
having second thoughts.
258
00:11:57,130 --> 00:11:58,613
Andy just
told you this?
259
00:11:58,614 --> 00:12:00,028
Yeah, I know.
Can you believe that?
260
00:12:00,029 --> 00:12:04,377
Waiting three weeks
to tell me? I mean,
what is that about?
261
00:12:04,378 --> 00:12:06,621
Oh, yes.
I see the irony.
262
00:12:06,622 --> 00:12:08,278
All right. Well, what do
you think this all means?
263
00:12:08,279 --> 00:12:10,729
Okay.
264
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:13,145
Well, actually,
I don't know, but...
265
00:12:13,146 --> 00:12:18,978
I have a feeling that
Bobby was trying to tell me
that he has feelings for me.
266
00:12:18,979 --> 00:12:21,981
What do you think?
Do you think Bobby
likes me?
267
00:12:21,982 --> 00:12:24,708
Do you know
what the definition
of a crazy person is?
268
00:12:24,709 --> 00:12:26,884
Steph...
No. Seriously?
269
00:12:27,436 --> 00:12:28,816
Do you?
270
00:12:28,817 --> 00:12:31,646
Someone who
does things that are
of or related to craziness?
271
00:12:31,647 --> 00:12:36,547
A crazy person is someone
who does the same thing
over and over again
272
00:12:36,548 --> 00:12:39,343
and honestly expects
a different result.
273
00:12:39,344 --> 00:12:41,449
No, he was trying
to tell me something.
274
00:12:41,450 --> 00:12:44,417
No. I'm not gonna let you
do this again, okay?
275
00:12:44,418 --> 00:12:46,765
You flew him to Italy
and you wussed out,
276
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:49,388
and you helped his fiancee
plan his wedding.
277
00:12:49,389 --> 00:12:52,012
Seriously, P.J.,
it's getting pathetic.
278
00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:56,050
Or, is it
getting romantic?
279
00:12:56,051 --> 00:12:58,155
I mean, maybe, I'm like
one of those characters
280
00:12:58,156 --> 00:13:00,088
in one of those
Victorian novels, huh?
281
00:13:00,089 --> 00:13:02,056
Which one?
Oh, God,
I don't know.
282
00:13:02,057 --> 00:13:04,541
The one with
Keira Knightley?
283
00:13:04,542 --> 00:13:07,302
You know what?
This is not healthy. Uh-uh.
284
00:13:07,303 --> 00:13:11,065
You need to get
into something new.
Here and now.
285
00:13:11,066 --> 00:13:14,654
You're a hot, funny,
semi-sane girl.
286
00:13:14,655 --> 00:13:17,174
There are a million guys who
would kill to go out with you.
287
00:13:17,175 --> 00:13:19,556
Oh, here we go.
288
00:13:19,557 --> 00:13:22,007
Seriously.
Peej, this Bobby thing
289
00:13:22,008 --> 00:13:25,493
is keeping you from
having a real relationship.
290
00:13:25,494 --> 00:13:27,184
Move on.
291
00:13:27,185 --> 00:13:29,428
Well, you're
probably right.
292
00:13:29,429 --> 00:13:32,431
Are you aware that
I'm a best-selling
relationship guru?
293
00:13:32,432 --> 00:13:33,570
I am.
294
00:13:33,571 --> 00:13:36,021
Then I'm definitely right.
295
00:13:36,022 --> 00:13:38,299
All right. Thank you so much.
I feel better.
296
00:13:38,300 --> 00:13:39,990
My pleasure.
297
00:13:39,991 --> 00:13:42,441
But I'll let you pay
for breakfast anyway.
298
00:13:42,442 --> 00:13:45,547
God, I honestly... I
don't know why I took
so long to tell you.
299
00:13:45,548 --> 00:13:48,757
I feel so much better.
You know, I've just
been living with this.
300
00:13:48,758 --> 00:13:51,519
I feel like it's just been
eating me up inside.
301
00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:53,693
Well, lesson learned.
Hey,
302
00:13:53,694 --> 00:13:56,663
a wound heals faster
in the sunlight.
303
00:14:00,287 --> 00:14:01,979
I slept with Kenny.
304
00:14:11,091 --> 00:14:12,851
Wait, it's just
the four of us?
305
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,197
What's with
all the empty chairs?
306
00:14:14,198 --> 00:14:16,302
In case Andy or
Bobby shows up.
307
00:14:16,303 --> 00:14:19,961
Dude, you have to stop
waiting for Bobby, all right?
He's not gonna show up.
308
00:14:19,962 --> 00:14:21,100
Put that chair away.
309
00:14:21,101 --> 00:14:22,481
You never know.
310
00:14:22,482 --> 00:14:24,138
And if he does,
I think it would be nice
311
00:14:24,139 --> 00:14:25,622
if we had a seat
waiting for him.
312
00:14:25,623 --> 00:14:27,625
He'll be like
our Elijah.
313
00:14:30,007 --> 00:14:32,111
That would have killed
at my other game.
314
00:14:32,112 --> 00:14:33,802
What are we even doing?
315
00:14:33,803 --> 00:14:35,701
Poker with four
is the worst.
316
00:14:35,702 --> 00:14:37,254
You know
what might be cool?
317
00:14:37,255 --> 00:14:38,738
We could learn
how to play bridge.
318
00:14:38,739 --> 00:14:40,050
Bridge?
That's ridiculous.
319
00:14:40,051 --> 00:14:41,949
No way.
I'm sorry.
320
00:14:41,950 --> 00:14:45,124
Mustaches are okay,
and bridge is ridiculous?
Where is the line?
321
00:14:45,125 --> 00:14:46,539
Hey, everyone!
322
00:14:46,540 --> 00:14:47,575
Hey.
323
00:14:47,576 --> 00:14:49,473
Andy! I didn't
expect you. Come on.
324
00:14:49,474 --> 00:14:52,787
Of course. I told you,
me and Meredith
are determined
325
00:14:52,788 --> 00:14:54,823
to not let Oliver
disrupt our lives.
326
00:14:54,824 --> 00:14:56,549
Okay. That's great.
327
00:14:56,550 --> 00:14:58,724
Yeah, it's not working.
We haven't slept in days.
328
00:14:58,725 --> 00:15:00,829
Which is why I'm gonna
sit down here for a spell.
329
00:15:00,830 --> 00:15:02,521
Andy, come on.
We need you to play.
330
00:15:02,522 --> 00:15:04,937
Oh, just 15 minutes.
That sounds great.
331
00:15:04,938 --> 00:15:06,697
Oh, come on, Andy.
You got to pull it together.
332
00:15:06,698 --> 00:15:09,045
P.J.'s threatened to turn
this into a bridge game.
333
00:15:09,046 --> 00:15:11,668
Bridge sounds nice.
Ugh...
334
00:15:11,669 --> 00:15:13,394
And we lost him.
335
00:15:13,395 --> 00:15:15,120
I don't know
how to play bridge.
336
00:15:15,121 --> 00:15:16,776
All right.
I'll grab his wallet.
Deal him in.
337
00:15:16,777 --> 00:15:18,399
Yes!
Yep. Cool.
338
00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:19,676
Hey, guys!
339
00:15:19,677 --> 00:15:21,643
Bobby's here!
Hey, Bobby.
340
00:15:21,644 --> 00:15:23,818
Sorry I'm late.
When did you get in?
341
00:15:23,819 --> 00:15:27,477
Ah, just a couple hours ago.
I threw my stuff in the
apartment and I came here.
342
00:15:27,478 --> 00:15:29,858
I'm still completely
on Bora Bora time.
343
00:15:29,859 --> 00:15:34,070
Well, it's good
to have you back, buddy.
Here. Take a seat.
344
00:15:34,071 --> 00:15:37,004
Thanks. Man,
I missed you guys.
345
00:15:37,005 --> 00:15:38,660
Ah.
346
00:15:38,661 --> 00:15:40,835
Hey, I'm still
schtupping Maggie.
347
00:15:40,836 --> 00:15:43,320
Oh, I know.
I got your letters.
348
00:15:43,321 --> 00:15:45,529
Wow! What's with
the mustaches?
349
00:15:45,530 --> 00:15:46,910
We're having
a mustache contest.
350
00:15:46,911 --> 00:15:49,119
P.J.'s gonna declare
a winner tomorrow.
351
00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:51,604
Really? Will you ride in
on one of those bicycles
352
00:15:51,605 --> 00:15:53,365
with one giant wheel
and one tiny wheel?
353
00:15:53,366 --> 00:15:55,781
Nice! No one's
done that one.
354
00:15:55,782 --> 00:15:58,991
All right,
so how are you?
Tell us a story.
355
00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:03,444
I'm good.
I'm sorry to have included
you guys in all the drama,
356
00:16:03,445 --> 00:16:05,135
but, uh, I'm glad
that it happened.
357
00:16:05,136 --> 00:16:06,999
And I'll tell you
the whole story soon,
358
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,657
but right now,
I just want to
play some poker.
359
00:16:09,658 --> 00:16:11,798
Yes!
Great!
360
00:16:12,695 --> 00:16:14,110
Hey, Bobby.
361
00:16:14,111 --> 00:16:16,250
Hey, Andy.
What's new, man?
362
00:16:16,251 --> 00:16:20,255
I have a new son.
Get me a Scotch, will you?
363
00:16:27,227 --> 00:16:28,365
About time!
364
00:16:28,366 --> 00:16:31,024
Well, it's about time,
boys. I'm pooped.
365
00:16:32,405 --> 00:16:34,338
All right, Andy.
Wake up.
366
00:16:35,235 --> 00:16:37,133
You lost 80 bucks.
367
00:16:37,134 --> 00:16:38,444
How long was I out?
368
00:16:38,445 --> 00:16:41,483
Hmm, couple hours?
It was worth it.
369
00:16:42,587 --> 00:16:44,037
See you.
See you.
370
00:16:46,626 --> 00:16:50,111
Dude, you must be
exhausted, huh?
How was your flight?
371
00:16:50,112 --> 00:16:52,941
Oh, man. You remember
our flight to Italy, right?
372
00:16:52,942 --> 00:16:56,911
Just double that,
minus you,
and plus a monsoon.
373
00:16:56,912 --> 00:16:58,982
So, really good.
374
00:16:58,983 --> 00:17:00,847
It's nice to be home.
375
00:17:03,539 --> 00:17:06,300
All right, so here are
the latest names for the bar.
376
00:17:06,301 --> 00:17:08,405
We got
"Severe Tire Damage,"
377
00:17:08,406 --> 00:17:12,616
"Sasquatch," or "Dr. Brendo's
Magic Rockatorium."
378
00:17:12,617 --> 00:17:15,067
Are these names
for your bar or your
high-school rock band?
379
00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:17,518
Oh, "High School Rock Band."
- Dude, that's good.
- No.
380
00:17:17,519 --> 00:17:19,520
Call it "Free Booze for Mike."
'Cause that's what's
gonna happen.
381
00:17:19,521 --> 00:17:20,831
No, no, no, no.
382
00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:21,970
All right, I'm hungry.
Who wants to eat?
383
00:17:21,971 --> 00:17:23,144
Me.
I'm in.
384
00:17:23,145 --> 00:17:25,595
I can't, guys.
I got to get some sleep.
385
00:17:25,596 --> 00:17:27,253
All right. Later!
386
00:17:27,839 --> 00:17:29,737
All right.
387
00:17:29,738 --> 00:17:31,980
I looked up
"Out of left field."
388
00:17:31,981 --> 00:17:35,053
It comes from when the Cubs
moved to Wrigley in 1915.
389
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:39,160
U of I bought the old property
and put a mental hospital
where left field used to be.
390
00:17:39,161 --> 00:17:42,370
So the phrase has come
to mean any action
that is out of the blue,
391
00:17:42,371 --> 00:17:44,718
and, well, crazy.
392
00:17:47,652 --> 00:17:51,070
Um, Bobby,
I just have to clear
the air on something. Um...
393
00:17:53,002 --> 00:17:55,487
When we were in Italy,
394
00:17:55,488 --> 00:17:57,765
there was actually
like a bunch of stuff
that I never said,
395
00:17:57,766 --> 00:17:59,284
and I kind of feel like
at your wedding
396
00:17:59,285 --> 00:18:02,528
there was maybe some stuff
that you wanted to say.
397
00:18:02,529 --> 00:18:04,910
Uh, anyway...
398
00:18:04,911 --> 00:18:06,844
The point is...
Is, uh...
399
00:18:08,846 --> 00:18:10,985
I'm actually
kind of crazy about you.
400
00:18:10,986 --> 00:18:14,161
And I have been
for a really long time.
And I think you're awesome.
401
00:18:14,162 --> 00:18:16,404
And I actually would like
there to be more between us,
402
00:18:16,405 --> 00:18:19,890
but it is totally
okay that you don't
think that way.
403
00:18:19,891 --> 00:18:23,895
I get it. I just,
you know, just wanted
to say something...
404
00:18:37,219 --> 00:18:38,944
I'm crazy
about you, too.
405
00:18:38,945 --> 00:18:42,189
Yeah?
Yeah. Absolutely.
406
00:18:42,190 --> 00:18:45,124
You are all I thought
about on my honeymoon.
407
00:18:46,849 --> 00:18:48,126
That sounded so weird.
408
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:50,990
Um, the point is,
I'm crazy about you, too.
409
00:18:50,991 --> 00:18:54,684
And I have a 12-page letter
in my jacket that proves it.
410
00:18:54,685 --> 00:18:57,100
Which now seems
a little long.
411
00:18:57,101 --> 00:18:59,240
But I was kind of lonely.
412
00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:10,596
Mmm, wow!
413
00:19:10,597 --> 00:19:13,772
Oh, the beard?
Wow, I didn't even
think about that.
414
00:19:13,773 --> 00:19:18,294
Is it kind of like
kissing a burly adventurer?
415
00:19:18,295 --> 00:19:20,848
It's kind of like kissing
the guy who yells at the "L."
416
00:19:22,230 --> 00:19:24,059
I think we're
kind of saying
the same thing.
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