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Friday night.
All over the city,
people are out on dates.
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But why would I
want to do that,
when I can do this?
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Yes! You're
trapped, mouse!
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No, no, this feels good.
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We're almost 30 and
we're playing a game
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that says
"Recommended age,
three to five."
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Yep. Life is going
according to plan.
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Hello, friends.
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As you know,
the Franklin home employs
a small but necessary staff.
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We have a gardener,
a dog walker, a maid,
and now a nanny.
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A super-hot Swedish nanny.
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Wait, exactly how hot?
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She's unbelievably gorgeous.
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Like,
the world smells sweeter,
the sky is bluer.
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Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa!
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We all know that
Andy's gauge of hot
is always way off.
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What are you
talking about?
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Katie Couric?
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Come on.
You guys don't see it?
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Oh, my God.
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Elsa! Over here.
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Hey, Andy.
I have your keys.
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Thank you so much.
Elsa, this is
my sister, P.J.
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Hi, Elsa.
It's nice to meet you.
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You, too.
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And this is everyone else.
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Hello, everyone else.
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Where are you from
in Sweden?
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Stockholm.
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Gosh,
I really want to go there.
I hear it's beautiful.
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Isn't it?
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Yeah.
Especially in
the summertime.
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Summer? I didn't
even think about summer.
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Well, I should get going.
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Bye, Andy.
It was really nice
to meet you, everyone.
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See you back at the house.
My house, where you live.
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With me.
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Oh, my God, Andy.
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I would kill you
if she asked me to.
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You'd be justified.
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Sweden just let her go?
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Sweden is dumb.
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Is she good with Savannah?
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Who cares?
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My God, you guys,
she's pretty but come on,
get a hold of yourselves.
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That reminds me.
Do you guys remember
when she was here?
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Yes. Yes.
She was right there.
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She was just
standing there.
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And while some of us
are in a rut,
one of us is in a groove.
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So, as of this morning...
Yeah.
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...three different publishers
are interested in the book.
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Stephanie,
that's fantastic!
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It's amazing what
you can get done
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when you swear off
TV, men and
Internet shopping.
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Well, I'm
thrilled for you,
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and I'm not
ashamed to admit it,
I am totally jealous.
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And did I tell you
that one of the publishers
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is considering signing me
to a three-book deal?
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Oh, my God.
Congratulations!
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Let me tell you,
it could all be yours
if you gave up men.
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Oh, yeah.
Believe me,
I'm close.
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Italy didn't work out,
and here I am,
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back in the same old cycle,
same old people.
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Yeah. You need to
expand your horizons.
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Hey, you should have
a singles dinner party.
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You know,
you invite your
single friends over,
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they each bring
a single friend,
romance ensues.
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Not a bad idea.
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Oh, my God. Last night,
I had this dream
that I was like 70,
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still single,
still hanging out
with the guys.
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Sweetie, I've had that
dream about you, too.
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A dinner party?
Come on,
you can't be serious.
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Why not?
It could be fun.
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So, basically,
what you're suggesting
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is that we all come
over to your place
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and sit around your table
and not play poker.
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No, because we would all
bring a single friend.
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See, now,
what you just described
is all of us
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plus five dudes
you've never seen,
not playing poker.
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That doesn't sound good?
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Too many dudes.
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Who needs?
Please.
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Come on, you guys,
we've got to try
something different.
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Something new.
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My friend, Beth,
she's playing guitar
tomorrow night.
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How about that?
Anybody wanna come?
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Dude, you've got to
find yourself a boyfriend
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to drag to these lame events.
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That's what
the dinner party is for.
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All right,
if none of you guys
are gonna go to that,
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at least one of you
guys can come to this,
all right?
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Draw pretzels.
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Ha!
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You win.
You get to go.
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What? No!
How is that winning?
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Tomorrow night, 8:00.
Don't be drunk.
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Fine. But in the future,
there's an easier way
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to convince people
to do things.
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Watch this.
Awesome, I won.
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What did you win?
Nothing. You can't go.
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I wasn't asking to go.
I just want to know
what you won.
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Ticket to an awesome concert
tomorrow night,
but you're not invited.
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Okay. Why is Mike using
his weird reverse-psychology
thing on me?
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My friend's playing guitar
at a coffee shop tomorrow.
You wanna come?
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Sure. Could be fun.
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Puppet master.
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♪ Keep it coming
Ooh, you keep it coming
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♪ Not afraid of drowning
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♪ Keep it coming
Ooh, you keep it coming
Underwater I can breathe ♪
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Whoo!
Whoo!
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Not bad, not bad.
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Yeah. Did you guys like them?
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No, but they're cute.
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Really cute,
and talented.
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Here they come.
Talk me up.
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Hey, so you made it!
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Hi. You guys are great.
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Thanks so much.
This is Margo.
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Hi.
Hi, I'm P.J.
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These are my really
good friends. This is
Kenny. This is Mike.
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Hi.
Hi.
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It's nice to meet you.
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Hi, it's nice to meet you.
How are you?
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You guys were great.
Honestly.
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Kind of a female
Simon and Garfunkel
with a tasty urban flavoring.
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Oh, thanks.
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P.J., I'm so bummed.
I wanted to hang out
and catch up,
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but we have a photo-shoot.
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Oh, wow.
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When am I gonna see you?
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Gosh, I don't know.
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Maybe...
P.J.'s having
a dinner party.
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That's right.
A fantastic dinner party.
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You should
invite your friends.
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Um, yeah. Friday night.
I would love it if
you guys could come.
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Sounds great.
Okay.
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I'm in.
But, not to be annoying,
I don't eat red meat.
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Neither do I. Hate it.
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I love it,
I'm just allergic.
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Yeah, me, too.
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I'm psyched.
I'll see you Friday.
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Great. Great.
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- Have a good shoot.
- Bye.
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So, now you like
my dinner party.
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Hey, it's a win-win,
you know?
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You get your
precious dinner party
and we get dates.
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Fine. I'll set it up.
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But you realize
you have to bring
someone for me.
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I figured I'd bring Mike.
I'm bringing Kenny.
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No.
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You know what,
if you guys cannot come up
with one decent man,
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I will torpedo
you both so fast
your head will spin.
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Torpedo me? How?
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The pillowcase
underpants story,
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the video of you
line dancing,
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the time you made
your own self-tanner...
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I can bring a dude.
Yeah. No problem.
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Easily, I could find
a guy on the corner.
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Actually, I'm gonna
call somebody tonight.
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I'm just saying,
if I had a nanny like that,
I would quit my job,
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and I'd stay home
just to be with her.
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Dude, if you quit your job,
you wouldn't need a nanny.
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Okay. Let's not
overthink this.
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Hello!
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Hey!
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Dude, what are you
doing here?
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Why aren't you home
staring at your nanny?
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Oh, God,
you guys, it's awful.
It's just horrible.
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Oh, no! What happened?
It didn't work out?
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No, she's still there.
That's the problem.
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Turns out she's
not just a hot Swede.
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She paints, she loves jazz,
she's teaching
the family tai chi.
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What a nightmare.
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It is a nightmare,
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'cause I have
an involuntary need
to impress this woman.
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It's awful.
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I find myself
pretending to be
debonair and intellectual.
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I eat healthy.
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I mean, it's been days
since I've gotten drunk
and watched Point Break.
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Please,
being debonair's
not that hard.
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I'm this far from being
Cary Grant all the time.
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You literally have
a pound of dip
on your chin.
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Oh. That reminds me,
the dinner party is back on.
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Bobby, Brendan, you guys in?
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Mmm. I think I'm busy.
Me, too.
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You guys aren't busy.
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You're just waiting
to see if something
better comes along.
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Come on, you guys,
I'm just trying to
shake things up here.
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If they don't want to come,
they don't want to come.
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Yeah, P.J., there's no
reason to badger them
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into coming to your
dumb dinner party.
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Smooth, you guys.
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Hey, you guys remember
when Elsa was in Crowley's?
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Yes!
Oh, yeah.
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Hello?
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Hey, Andy.
Hey, Andy.
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What are you doing here?
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I just came by
to visit with Savannah
and Meredith.
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I mean,
I haven't seen them
in so long, you know.
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Savannah's at
her friend's house
and Meredith is...
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What have you
done with Meredith?
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Hi, honey.
Look who just showed
up at the back door.
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Well, hello, Robert.
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Brendan,
what are you doing here?
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I just brought
by some chocolate
and an army knife.
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Mmm. No. Sweden.
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It's too bad you
guys weren't here
an hour ago.
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You could've done
yoga with me and Elsa.
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Shoot. Next time.
Yeah. Next time.
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Yes, well,
I had to stop and get
this poetry collection
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by Charlotte Ostergren.
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Oh. I'm not happy
with that translation.
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Me, either.
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Life is so much better
since we moved
back to the city.
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Andy is like a new man.
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I'm always improving.
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So, Elsa,
how long have you
been in Chicago?
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A few years.
I got my degree
from the Art Institute
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and I absolutely
just fell in love
with the city.
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Well, if you ever
want to see, like,
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Wrigley Field or
the Chicago Club,
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I would be
more than happy
to show you.
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Or... Or... You know,
the city's got
some great nightlife.
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I could take you
to a blues club,
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or there's this great
fondue place that's...
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Is that...
No.
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Well, if you'll excuse me,
I have to go
and pick up Savannah.
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And I should get
ready for dinner.
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We're having
steamed vegetables
and quinoa.
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Yum!
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It was so nice
to see you guys.
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Yeah.
You, too.
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So hungry.
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Ooh! I have a bag of
Cheetos taped to
the back of the toilet.
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Hello.
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So, it's you, me,
Kenny, Mike,
and your two friends?
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Yes, and one mystery man.
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Ooh.
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Okay, the mystery man
is for me, not you.
240
00:09:59,150 --> 00:10:02,462
I know. I'm just excited
that I get to watch
three blind dates.
241
00:10:02,463 --> 00:10:04,016
I mean,
for a woman that's
sworn off men and TV,
242
00:10:04,017 --> 00:10:06,052
that's a pretty good night.
243
00:10:06,053 --> 00:10:09,297
Yeah, and this night
might bring some of us
out of a long romantic slump.
244
00:10:09,298 --> 00:10:11,057
Hey, you look nice.
245
00:10:11,058 --> 00:10:12,956
Thank you.
What's she doing here?
246
00:10:12,957 --> 00:10:15,717
Please.
Watching you
on a blind date,
247
00:10:15,718 --> 00:10:18,617
I would buy
season tickets,
if I could.
248
00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:21,654
Oh. I never got
a chance to talk to you
about Beth and Margo.
249
00:10:21,655 --> 00:10:23,656
Is there one of them
you like?
250
00:10:23,657 --> 00:10:25,520
I think they're both nice.
251
00:10:25,521 --> 00:10:27,142
I figure
I'll see what Mike does,
and go from there.
252
00:10:27,143 --> 00:10:29,282
What do you mean?
You're going to let
Mike choose for you?
253
00:10:29,283 --> 00:10:31,112
No, don't worry,
I'll get in there.
254
00:10:31,113 --> 00:10:33,942
I'm like a Honda,
not too flashy
but dependable.
255
00:10:33,943 --> 00:10:35,634
Mike's like an old
convertible Mustang.
256
00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,601
You know, the girls
think it's gonna be fun,
257
00:10:37,602 --> 00:10:40,121
but the truth is,
it's two tickets from a boot,
it's missing hubcaps,
258
00:10:40,122 --> 00:10:41,467
smells like French fries,
259
00:10:41,468 --> 00:10:43,193
used to be the cool car
in the neighborhood,
260
00:10:43,194 --> 00:10:45,057
now it's the eyesore
in the front yard.
261
00:10:45,058 --> 00:10:47,923
That's when they
come back to the Honda.
262
00:10:51,443 --> 00:10:52,961
Andy,
what are you doing here?
263
00:10:52,962 --> 00:10:54,998
I can't go home.
264
00:10:54,999 --> 00:10:56,793
Well,
we're having a dinner party.
There's only so much food.
265
00:10:56,794 --> 00:10:59,347
You won't even know
I'm here.
266
00:10:59,348 --> 00:11:00,969
You're avoiding Elsa.
267
00:11:00,970 --> 00:11:04,697
I can't take it anymore.
I got caught
in a Charlie Rose lie.
268
00:11:04,698 --> 00:11:06,388
Got so many balls
in the air!
269
00:11:06,389 --> 00:11:09,115
All day long,
I have to act professional,
270
00:11:09,116 --> 00:11:13,085
and all night long,
I have to suck in my gut
and act mature.
271
00:11:13,086 --> 00:11:15,397
I'm exhausted.
I need a break.
272
00:11:15,398 --> 00:11:17,676
Fine. Fine.
You can stay,
all right?
273
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:21,645
Great. I'm going to
go meditate, I mean pee.
274
00:11:21,646 --> 00:11:23,821
I can say it here,
can't I?
275
00:11:25,029 --> 00:11:26,132
Here.
276
00:11:26,133 --> 00:11:28,203
Hey, everybody, hey!
Hi.
277
00:11:28,204 --> 00:11:29,308
Hey. This is
my good buddy, Chris.
278
00:11:29,309 --> 00:11:30,724
How you doing?
279
00:11:31,207 --> 00:11:32,381
Hi.
280
00:11:34,141 --> 00:11:35,383
Thank you for
coming, Chris.
281
00:11:35,384 --> 00:11:37,109
Thanks for having me.
282
00:11:37,110 --> 00:11:38,732
You know,
it smells delicious in here.
Are you cooking eggplant?
283
00:11:39,491 --> 00:11:41,078
Yes, I am.
284
00:11:41,079 --> 00:11:42,597
Well,
I could not be
more psyched.
285
00:11:42,598 --> 00:11:45,289
I think I smell,
what, sage and marjoram?
286
00:11:45,290 --> 00:11:48,327
Impressive.
You have a great nose.
287
00:11:48,328 --> 00:11:50,467
And shoulders.
288
00:11:50,468 --> 00:11:52,227
You wanna see
what's cooking,
grab a glass of wine?
289
00:11:52,228 --> 00:11:53,332
Sounds good.
290
00:11:53,333 --> 00:11:54,989
Okay. I'll follow you.
291
00:11:54,990 --> 00:11:56,370
Mmm.
292
00:11:57,371 --> 00:11:58,509
Who's that guy?
293
00:11:58,510 --> 00:12:00,304
I barely know him.
I play basketball with him.
294
00:12:00,305 --> 00:12:02,721
Hey, let's talk
some strategy.
Ha-ha!
295
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,377
Sure.
296
00:12:06,035 --> 00:12:08,657
Okay, here's
what's going to happen.
When the girls get here,
297
00:12:08,658 --> 00:12:10,590
I'm going to
spend a few minutes
chatting them both up.
298
00:12:10,591 --> 00:12:12,144
I will then choose a winner,
299
00:12:12,145 --> 00:12:14,629
at which point
I will signal you,
and you get the loser.
300
00:12:14,630 --> 00:12:16,010
What do you think?
Sure.
301
00:12:16,011 --> 00:12:17,806
Great.
Hello?
302
00:12:18,807 --> 00:12:19,841
Hello.
303
00:12:19,842 --> 00:12:21,360
- Hey!
- Hi.
304
00:12:21,361 --> 00:12:22,637
Hey.
Thank you guys
for coming.
305
00:12:22,638 --> 00:12:23,742
Thanks.
306
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:24,915
We brought wine.
307
00:12:24,916 --> 00:12:26,503
Wow.
Thank you so much.
So nice.
308
00:12:26,504 --> 00:12:27,918
Oh, thank you.
Sure.
309
00:12:27,919 --> 00:12:29,333
I want you
to meet some people.
This is Stephanie.
310
00:12:29,334 --> 00:12:30,887
Hi.
Chris.
311
00:12:30,888 --> 00:12:33,096
Kenny.
Hi, I'm Mike.
312
00:12:33,097 --> 00:12:35,063
Hi.
We met the other night.
How are you?
313
00:12:35,064 --> 00:12:36,202
Good.
314
00:12:36,203 --> 00:12:37,548
Hey.
Hey.
315
00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:40,448
After you guys did the thing
with the guitars, right?
316
00:12:40,449 --> 00:12:41,863
How are you?
Good.
317
00:12:41,864 --> 00:12:43,727
Hi.
You both look lovely.
Are you thirsty?
318
00:12:43,728 --> 00:12:45,280
Want a little wine?
A little bit?
319
00:12:45,281 --> 00:12:46,592
Kenny, why don't you grab
some wine for the girls?
320
00:12:46,593 --> 00:12:48,559
Sure.
Thanks.
321
00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:52,184
I'll have some wine, too.
And a beer.
322
00:12:52,185 --> 00:12:53,772
I see you
dressed for the party.
323
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:57,086
I was just going
to wear a robe,
so you're welcome.
324
00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:01,538
So, Chris,
where'd you learn
how to cook?
325
00:13:01,539 --> 00:13:03,160
Well, my grandmother
mostly,
326
00:13:03,161 --> 00:13:05,645
but when I
worked at the station,
I picked up a lot.
327
00:13:05,646 --> 00:13:07,095
Station?
328
00:13:07,096 --> 00:13:08,546
I was a firefighter
for about 10 years.
329
00:13:11,066 --> 00:13:13,067
And you don't
do that anymore?
330
00:13:13,068 --> 00:13:16,449
No, I took a really bad fall.
Ended up getting 40
stitches in my shoulder.
331
00:13:16,450 --> 00:13:19,039
You know what,
here, feel the scar.
332
00:13:21,317 --> 00:13:23,422
Oh! Ouch!
333
00:13:23,423 --> 00:13:24,526
It goes all the way back.
334
00:13:24,527 --> 00:13:26,666
Let me feel.
335
00:13:26,667 --> 00:13:28,392
Ow!
336
00:13:28,393 --> 00:13:32,155
So, anyway,
now I'm finishing up my degree
in veterinary science.
337
00:13:32,156 --> 00:13:35,296
A bad day means
I get bit by a cute puppy.
338
00:13:35,297 --> 00:13:36,366
You are adorable.
339
00:13:36,367 --> 00:13:37,712
Stop.
340
00:13:37,713 --> 00:13:39,645
You mind if I
use your restroom?
341
00:13:39,646 --> 00:13:43,615
Oh. Yeah, sure.
Down the hall,
first door on the left.
342
00:13:46,895 --> 00:13:48,516
"You're adorable"?
Really?
343
00:13:48,517 --> 00:13:50,207
Well, he is.
344
00:13:50,208 --> 00:13:53,348
My God, I just want to
break him in two
and suck out the middle.
345
00:13:53,349 --> 00:13:55,316
All right, Steph,
put it back in your pants.
346
00:13:55,317 --> 00:13:57,939
If you want to
go after him, that's fine.
Just let me know,
347
00:13:57,940 --> 00:14:00,493
because I'm actually
trying to have a nice
dinner party here
348
00:14:00,494 --> 00:14:02,012
and it's kind of
hard to do that
349
00:14:02,013 --> 00:14:04,118
if everybody's
fighting over
who gets who.
350
00:14:04,119 --> 00:14:05,188
What are you doing?
351
00:14:05,189 --> 00:14:07,086
What's going on?
My girl's broken.
352
00:14:07,087 --> 00:14:08,986
So, what do you
want me to do about it?
Give me yours.
353
00:14:16,234 --> 00:14:19,167
I'm just saying
you guys are the perfect
level of attractive.
354
00:14:19,168 --> 00:14:21,238
I mean,
you're good-looking,
355
00:14:21,239 --> 00:14:23,965
but not so much
where I feel
uncomfortable around you.
356
00:14:23,966 --> 00:14:26,002
That's sweet, kind of.
357
00:14:26,003 --> 00:14:28,936
And wildly offensive,
kind of.
358
00:14:28,937 --> 00:14:32,423
No, you know,
like Monica Seles.
359
00:14:36,392 --> 00:14:40,292
Now, him, on the other hand,
I can't even
make eye contact.
360
00:14:40,293 --> 00:14:42,121
Are you drunk?
Getting there.
361
00:14:42,122 --> 00:14:43,951
We can't just switch girls.
Why not?
362
00:14:43,952 --> 00:14:45,400
Because it doesn't
work that way.
363
00:14:45,401 --> 00:14:47,195
Plus, I'm having
a really good time
talking to Beth.
364
00:14:47,196 --> 00:14:48,472
I thought I was
talking to Beth.
365
00:14:48,473 --> 00:14:50,095
You're an idiot.
366
00:14:50,096 --> 00:14:52,028
Just switch with me, please.
Switch with me, please.
367
00:14:52,029 --> 00:14:54,030
Switch with me.
Please, please, please!
Oh, my God.
368
00:14:54,031 --> 00:14:55,824
You might just wanna switch.
He's not gonna quit.
369
00:14:55,825 --> 00:14:57,585
Fine.
I'll switch with you.
370
00:14:57,586 --> 00:14:59,518
Thank you.
Now, what can you tell me
about the other girl?
371
00:14:59,519 --> 00:15:02,176
Beth is from Milwaukee.
Her father's a dentist.
372
00:15:02,177 --> 00:15:04,178
She just got done
backpacking in Nepal.
373
00:15:04,179 --> 00:15:06,111
When she was 11,
she had the hiccups
for two months.
374
00:15:06,112 --> 00:15:07,906
Okay. Got it.
375
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,390
What can you
tell me about Margo?
I don't know. She's crazy.
376
00:15:09,391 --> 00:15:10,529
You've been talking
to her for 10 minutes.
377
00:15:10,530 --> 00:15:11,668
You haven't learned
anything?
378
00:15:11,669 --> 00:15:13,635
She's a crazy zombie.
Good luck.
379
00:15:13,636 --> 00:15:15,154
Balls, dude.
Brendan is here.
380
00:15:15,155 --> 00:15:17,054
He's the Porsche to my Honda.
381
00:15:19,194 --> 00:15:21,954
Tough, tough day at
the station today, man.
382
00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:24,681
A huge fight broke out
over whether or not
Billy Ocean was considered
383
00:15:24,682 --> 00:15:27,477
adult contemporary
or smooth R&B.
384
00:15:27,478 --> 00:15:29,548
I'm like,
"Who's Billy Ocean?"
385
00:15:30,757 --> 00:15:32,240
Did not go over well.
386
00:15:32,241 --> 00:15:33,655
Hi, I'm Chris.
387
00:15:33,656 --> 00:15:35,830
Hey, Brendan.
Good to know you.
388
00:15:35,831 --> 00:15:37,625
Brendo,
what are you doing here?
389
00:15:37,626 --> 00:15:40,524
Well, I live here,
and I thought you
guys were my friends.
390
00:15:40,525 --> 00:15:42,250
Yeah, you just said
you weren't coming.
391
00:15:42,251 --> 00:15:43,769
No, no, no.
I never said either way.
392
00:15:43,770 --> 00:15:45,322
Well,
there just isn't
enough food.
393
00:15:49,638 --> 00:15:53,572
Oh, my God.
Margo is laughing.
She thinks Kenny is funny.
394
00:15:53,573 --> 00:15:54,676
What's wrong with her?
395
00:15:54,677 --> 00:15:56,126
How's Mike doing?
396
00:15:56,127 --> 00:15:58,646
Not good.
Beth looks like this...
397
00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:02,339
Wow.
Two girls are
into Kenny.
398
00:16:02,340 --> 00:16:04,722
Dude must be
in the Love Zone.
399
00:16:06,241 --> 00:16:09,933
It's a lesser-known
Billy Ocean hit.
400
00:16:09,934 --> 00:16:12,454
Yeah. Would you excuse me?
I'm just gonna...
401
00:16:14,249 --> 00:16:16,872
All right, girls,
so what's the 411 on Brendan?
402
00:16:17,528 --> 00:16:18,977
Regarding...
403
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,255
Is he in the choir?
404
00:16:22,050 --> 00:16:23,016
Gay?
405
00:16:24,155 --> 00:16:25,984
No.
Damn.
406
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,193
All the good ones
are either straight or taken.
407
00:16:28,194 --> 00:16:29,711
Who wants more red wine?
408
00:16:29,712 --> 00:16:30,955
I'm okay.
409
00:16:34,372 --> 00:16:37,065
Oh, my God.
410
00:16:38,066 --> 00:16:39,757
Mike brought us a gay man.
411
00:16:40,551 --> 00:16:41,585
Hey, when's dinner?
412
00:16:41,586 --> 00:16:42,793
There's too many people.
413
00:16:42,794 --> 00:16:44,899
FHB.
No! No FHB!
414
00:16:44,900 --> 00:16:46,004
Yes, FHB.
415
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:48,040
Okay. What's FHB?
416
00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:50,525
Whenever the Franklin family
has a large event,
there's never enough food.
417
00:16:50,526 --> 00:16:53,770
So, we have to
institute an FHB,
a Family Hold Back.
418
00:16:53,771 --> 00:16:56,842
Meaning make sure the
guests get plenty to eat
before the family eats.
419
00:16:56,843 --> 00:16:59,396
That's not fair.
I'm a family guest.
420
00:16:59,397 --> 00:17:00,673
I don't even know
what that means.
421
00:17:00,674 --> 00:17:02,572
P.J., you gotta help me.
422
00:17:02,573 --> 00:17:03,987
Put in a good word
with Beth and Maggie.
423
00:17:03,988 --> 00:17:05,816
Margo?
Whatever.
424
00:17:05,817 --> 00:17:08,129
They think
Kenny is the catch.
425
00:17:08,130 --> 00:17:10,407
Someone's gotta
tell these blind idiots
what is what.
426
00:17:10,408 --> 00:17:12,720
Somebody's gotta
explain why they brought
a non-viable man
427
00:17:12,721 --> 00:17:13,928
to a set-up party.
428
00:17:13,929 --> 00:17:15,757
Yeah.
What are you
talking about?
429
00:17:15,758 --> 00:17:17,345
He doesn't know.
Know what?
430
00:17:17,346 --> 00:17:18,450
Chris is gay.
431
00:17:18,451 --> 00:17:20,279
What? No.
432
00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:22,592
I play basketball
with him every weekend.
433
00:17:22,593 --> 00:17:25,940
Dude, they think you're gay.
434
00:17:25,941 --> 00:17:28,667
I am. Do you have
a problem with that?
435
00:17:28,668 --> 00:17:29,910
No.
436
00:17:30,739 --> 00:17:32,223
You're gay?
437
00:17:33,121 --> 00:17:34,190
Does the rest
of the team know?
438
00:17:34,191 --> 00:17:36,295
Mike, it's a gay league.
439
00:17:36,296 --> 00:17:37,503
Dude.
440
00:17:38,643 --> 00:17:42,129
More wine.
441
00:17:42,130 --> 00:17:44,821
So, those ladies seem
to think that
you're pretty funny.
442
00:17:44,822 --> 00:17:46,961
Yeah. I told them
I'd rather dance with
a panda bear
443
00:17:46,962 --> 00:17:48,618
than eat a brussel sprout.
444
00:17:48,619 --> 00:17:50,689
What does that even mean?
445
00:17:50,690 --> 00:17:55,176
I have no idea.
But they just laughed
and laughed and laughed.
446
00:17:55,177 --> 00:17:57,178
All right,
you guys, dinner's ready.
447
00:17:57,179 --> 00:17:58,731
Could you please just
step into the living room
and let me finish up?
448
00:17:58,732 --> 00:18:00,526
I think we
might want to wait.
449
00:18:00,527 --> 00:18:01,872
You can't just decide that.
450
00:18:01,873 --> 00:18:03,598
Of course I can,
otherwise,
nothing will happen.
451
00:18:03,599 --> 00:18:05,117
This is exactly like Miami.
452
00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:06,705
You're always
looking out for yourself
and not for me.
453
00:18:06,706 --> 00:18:08,396
That is so unfair!
He's clearly into me.
454
00:18:08,397 --> 00:18:10,778
No, he's not.
You're just dominating
the conversation.
455
00:18:10,779 --> 00:18:11,987
Oh...
456
00:18:12,919 --> 00:18:14,713
Oh, God.
457
00:18:14,714 --> 00:18:17,785
I am mortified.
458
00:18:17,786 --> 00:18:21,513
I'm so sorry, P.J.,
I barely know you
and I make a big scene.
459
00:18:21,514 --> 00:18:23,653
I should go.
460
00:18:23,654 --> 00:18:25,690
Call me, okay?
Seriously.
461
00:18:27,347 --> 00:18:28,590
Margo.
462
00:18:29,625 --> 00:18:30,833
Margo?
463
00:18:34,699 --> 00:18:37,287
I'm sorry, P.J.,
I should really
patch things up with her.
464
00:18:37,288 --> 00:18:38,426
I'll call you later?
465
00:18:38,427 --> 00:18:39,565
Yeah. No problem.
466
00:18:39,566 --> 00:18:40,947
Bye, Kenny.
467
00:18:50,232 --> 00:18:52,027
Kenny is really cute.
Don't.
468
00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:59,344
Way to go, Yoko.
You broke up the band.
469
00:18:59,345 --> 00:19:02,279
I guess that's it
for the dinner party.
470
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,455
This is really delicious.
471
00:19:08,423 --> 00:19:10,183
People left.
FHB's lifted, right?
472
00:19:15,568 --> 00:19:16,637
Oh!
473
00:19:16,638 --> 00:19:18,121
Don't be so hard
on yourself.
474
00:19:18,122 --> 00:19:20,365
You lost a couple
of women to Kenny.
Who cares?
475
00:19:20,366 --> 00:19:22,125
Will not speak of it.
476
00:19:22,126 --> 00:19:23,920
Can we speak about how you
set your female friend up
with a gay guy?
477
00:19:23,921 --> 00:19:25,715
You know what?
I'm just a little
off my game, okay?
478
00:19:25,716 --> 00:19:28,857
I just need to shake it up.
Hey, how's it going?
479
00:19:30,341 --> 00:19:31,652
Oh, my God.
480
00:19:31,653 --> 00:19:32,964
Has that ever worked?
481
00:19:35,933 --> 00:19:37,485
I'm in hell!
482
00:19:37,486 --> 00:19:39,936
Welcome to my world.
I can't even go home.
483
00:19:39,937 --> 00:19:42,766
Hey, that girl just
gave me her number
out of the blue.
484
00:19:42,767 --> 00:19:44,320
When it rains,
it pours, huh?
485
00:19:45,494 --> 00:19:46,908
I'm happy for you.
Really?
486
00:19:46,909 --> 00:19:49,221
No.
Oh, my God.
487
00:19:49,222 --> 00:19:51,051
Who is Bobby with?
488
00:19:54,262 --> 00:19:56,194
I don't believe it.
489
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,575
I can't believe
he brought her here.
490
00:19:58,576 --> 00:20:01,095
Although that means
she's not at my house.
491
00:20:01,096 --> 00:20:02,303
Hi, guys.
492
00:20:02,304 --> 00:20:04,098
Hi, everybody.
Hey, Andy.
493
00:20:04,099 --> 00:20:05,858
Hello, Elsa.
494
00:20:10,312 --> 00:20:12,934
Bobby?
495
00:20:12,935 --> 00:20:16,353
Close the bar.
My house just
became pants-optional.
496
00:20:20,667 --> 00:20:22,737
So, Bobby,
can I get you
something to drink?
497
00:20:22,738 --> 00:20:23,980
No, no, no.
You sit. I'll get it.
498
00:20:23,981 --> 00:20:26,120
No. Don't be ridiculous.
499
00:20:26,121 --> 00:20:27,363
How about I surprise you?
500
00:20:27,364 --> 00:20:28,502
Okay.
501
00:20:28,503 --> 00:20:30,228
Yeah?
Sounds great.
502
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,401
Anyone else?
503
00:20:31,402 --> 00:20:32,541
I'm good.
504
00:20:36,027 --> 00:20:40,238
So, well played, sir.
505
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:43,206
Well, P.J. made the point
that we are all single,
506
00:20:43,207 --> 00:20:44,449
and I just thought
I'd get out there
507
00:20:44,450 --> 00:20:45,519
and mix things
up a little bit.
508
00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:47,314
So, thank you, P.J.
509
00:20:47,315 --> 00:20:49,833
My pleasure.
510
00:20:49,834 --> 00:20:53,873
You know, Bobby,
I didn't peg you as
the hot young nanny type.
511
00:20:54,908 --> 00:20:56,219
Who isn't?
512
00:20:56,220 --> 00:20:57,773
My entire basketball league.
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