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Hi!

Thank God!
There you are.

Sorry, I am late.

I can't believe
you showed up alone.

Do you know what,
actually, Stephanie?

I took your advice
and I consulted
my soul again,

and it turns out
there was somebody

that I wanted to
bring to Italy.

Oh?

So I called him
and I invited him,
and he said yes.

Really?

And he's not here.

I waited for him outside,
and he didn't show up.

Wait! Who?
Who did you invite?

You know what?
I was fine.

I was fine, and then I
listened to your advice
and now look where I am.

I can't even get my damn bag
in the damn overhead.

Penelope Franklin?

I'm sorry.

A gentleman has
upgraded your ticket
to first class.

We have a glass of champagne
waiting for you
behind those curtains.

What?

Ma'am?
Thank you.

You made it.

Yeah, of course! Hey,
I hope you don't mind
I changed our seats.

I have a ton of
frequent flier miles,

and let's face it,
in coach,
you can't do this.

Oh... Oh...

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Bobby, this is
unbelievable!

I know!
We're gonna
have a blast.

Ma'am!
Sorry. Please!

I have to...

Bobby?

Bobby? Bobby.

Hmm.

Hi, Steph!

Hi, Bobby.

Look,
I'm as surprised as anyone
that it's Bobby,

but I figure
maybe this is the risk
I should be taking.

I could've come
back to coach.

No, they don't
like you to do that.

'Cause I'm sure
they'll be thrilled
we're doing this.

So, Bobby? Since when
do you have feelings
for Bobby again?

I don't know,
you know, a long time ago,
there was that spark, right?

Right.
And then,
the road trip fling...

Right!
And then, you know,

I've always had
feelings for him

but our timing
hasn't been great,

so I guess
I was thinking...
Ooh! Lotion.

If we're gonna
transition this friendship

into something more,
you know,
what am I waiting for?

You know what I mean?

Isn't a romantic trip to Italy
just the time to do it?
Mmm-hmm.

And he was like, "Yeah."

No.
Wait, what?

No, I didn't
say all that to him.

I don't think
Bobby has any clue
what I'm thinking.

I think he thinks
we're just friends.

Well, what did you
say to him?

I don't know, something like,
"Hey, how about
coming to Italy with me?"

What exactly did you say?

Uh... I think I said,
"Hey, how about
coming to Italy with me?"

Then I might
have said, "Dude."

So, I think I gotta play
this kind of carefully.

You know what I mean?
I don't want to
scare him off.

You know, I gotta see
how it develops. Let Italy
do the work for me.

You invited the guy to
come to Italy, right?
I mean...

How could he not suspect
this was going
to be romantic?

Dude, I just took
two Xanax
and I've gotta say,

nighty night.

I'm saying it's weird,
just the three of us
sitting here.

Sweetie, just 'cause
it's different

doesn't make it weird.
Keep an open mind.

You creep me out.

Did you tell Bobby
to meet us here?

Yeah, I texted him.

I left him
a message yesterday,
he never called me back.

He hasn't
called you back in a day?
He's got a life, right?

What kind of
crazy people are you

that worry if a buddy hasn't
called you back in a day?

You guys!
Bobby's missing
and probably dead!

I'm just saying
he's very considerate.

That time Bobby had
his appendix taken out,

he still managed to
call from the hospital.

Girl, get a hold of yourself.
It's not unusual
for a guy to go underground.

What do you mean?

You know,
take a break from life.

Go off the grid.

Just check out
for a while.

A lot of things can
drive a guy underground.
A girl.

Depression.

A really good book.

That's not gay.

Well, I'm concerned.

Kenny, be a man

and stop caring what
happens to other men.

Andy, that is a great suit,
by the way, man.

You look like
a million bucks
in that thing.

Thanks.

Ooh!

It's the new job.

I feel like I'm finally
living the lifestyle

I should have
become accustomed to

had I sold out
when I was younger.

But, as it turns out,
it's never too late
to develop expensive tastes.

And we were out of an Oban,
so I brought you a Macallan.

What year?
The $20 one.

It's a good year.

Could I get you guys
anything else?

No, darling, just for you to

put down that tray
and join us.

I wish.

All right, all right.

Did you just bust out
the McConaughey?

What?

No. Bad.
You can't hit on Terri.

Why not?

Because it's lame to
hit on waitresses, man.

Plus you don't crap
where you eat.

What are you
talking about?

Look,
I know you're desperate.

I know you're sad,
you feel lonely
'cause no one loves you.

But?

That's just the point
I wanted to make.

Well, I gotta go.

I've got a meeting
with the general manager
down at the station.

Now?
Yeah, it's getting
crazy down there

'cause rumor has it
we might be
getting a format change.

Like, you might be
a country station?

It's just such an odd choice
for you to model
yourself after.

Hey, hey. Maybe you could
do a shout-out for Bobby
on the radio.

Like what?
"Bobby, if you hear this,
we miss you"?

Kenny, he's underground!

He's probably
ballooning somewhere
with Richard Branson.

He's fine, broham.

You watch, he'll probably
come walking in here
any minute now.

No, no, no.
Uh-uh.

Boop!

All right. All right.

Well, the table is set
for a really romantic trip.

Now, who's going to
tell Bobby?

Good morning!

Oh, my God.
This place is
so beautiful!

I went into town
and I got some fresh
bread and some fruit

and your very
first cappuccino.

Well, I've had
a cappuccino before.

No, you haven't.

Mmm.

No, I haven't!

And there's this
great little winery
right down the road,

so we can go in later
and get Mario
to give us a tasting.

Yeah, okay.

Thank you so much
for bringing me, P.J.

To your family's
ridiculously gorgeous villa?
You're welcome.

There's so much to see!

Like, I don't know
what your plans are,

but we have to
go to Venice.
We have to.

I am dying to see Rome.

Yes. Yes, there's
this great little cafe

overlooking
the Spanish Steps.

And we get
a bottle of Chianti,
we sit outside,

we people-watch.
It's fantastic!

Ah!

Wait, what about
Stephanie and Lance?

Well... Hmm.
You know... Hmm.

I think
they want to go their way.
You know, we'll just go ours.

I mean, they didn't
even want to stay here.

You know,
they probably just want
to do something romantic.

Just the two of them.

Good. Good for them.

It is good for them.

Hmm.

It's good for us, too.

Am I wrong,
or could things
be taking a turn?

Hello?

Steph? Hey!

It's over.
What do you mean?

I've been up all night
fighting with Lance and...

Well, we broke up.
He's gone and it's over.

Oh, my God! Steph!

We had nothing in common,
except not spending money,

and that's not enough
to sustain a relationship,
is it?

Well, I wouldn't think so,
but then there's my parents.

And you should have seen
this fleabag place I
had to stay in last night.

I mean, there's charm,
and then there's dirt.

This whole vacation
is just...

It's ruined and
it's only the first day.

Oh, Steph,
that's terrible!

So, are you guys
gonna go home or...

Steph, you know
you're more than
welcome to stay here.

I mean,
there's tons of room.

Yeah. Are you sure?

What are you talking about?
I mean, it'll be a blast,
just the three of us.

Yeah, but I don't
want to ruin your trip.

Come on!

That's impossible.
We're all buddies here.

I mean, now P.J.
and I won't feel like

the third and
fourth wheel, right?

Yeah. Absolutely.

This was not
the turn I was looking for.

It's soft crap, man. I mean,
I think they officially
call it "Adult Contemporary."

What's that?
Like, Sting?

Yeah! Bad Sting.

Ew. God.

Yeah. But, I mean,
what am I supposed to do,
you know?

I put some applications in
at some other stations,

but there are just
so few DJ jobs left.

Dude, that sucks.

What are you talking about?
You love that music.

No, I don't.
Kenny loves that stuff.

No, I don't.
I don't like Sting.

You love that
Fogelberg song.

What song?
You know,
the one about the couple.

They used to date.

Then they run
into each other.
It's Christmas time.

I love that song.

Greetings,
lower-tax-bracketeers.

Wow, Andy, you don't
even look like yourself.

Thanks.
I don't even
feel like myself.

I helped a company
rape a rainforest today,

so I thought
I'd get myself
a little something.

Wow!

That must've cost
a fortune.

Impressive.

Thanks.
I need shorter sleeves.

You see? You just got to be
willing to put a price-tag
on your integrity.

Is your integrity
for sale?

I just don't want to
play the soft hits.

Give over to it, Brendan.
It's stronger than you are.

Let it hold you
in its gentle embrace,

like a very
expensive cashmere throw

you would never
buy for yourself,

but your office
gave it to you

and now you can't
live without it.

I sent Bobby an e-mail
to his top-secret e-mail.

BobbyNewman@thetrib.trib?

Anyway, it bounced back.
No out-of-office reply,
just a flat old rejection.

It's fishy.

He's underground.

He's probably on
some yacht in Saint Bart's
reading Brendan's gay book.

Hey! Watch it!

Look, Kenny...

Even if Bobby has
disappeared or been
kidnapped or whatever,

it's not really our job
to report him.

That's a job
for his other friends.

What other friends?

You know, his rich friends.

His childhood friends.
People who've known him
a lot longer than we have.

For all we know,
this is a thing
that he does.

What if Bobby
is sitting in an oil drum
in some warehouse in Hammond,

and his high school friends
are thinking
what we're thinking?

They're waiting for
us to do something.

Speaking of waiting,
is anyone going to
wait on us?

I have no alcohol.

Oh. Uh...

Hey, Terri,
can we get some drinks?

Here you go.

What's wrong with you?

Nothing.

What did you do to her?
I have no idea.

Really?
You did nothing?

No.

I mean, I slept with her
and didn't call her back,
but that can't be it.

I'm sure that's not it.
Women love that.

This is our hang.
You jeopardized our hang.

Oh, please.
She's one cocktail waitress.
Okay, I will go to the bar.

What? Don't worry about it.
The customer's always right.

Come on, Terri!
I wasn't even that good!

Still banned.

First of all,
she's overreacting.

Where are we
supposed to go now?
P.J.'s out of town.

You know,
I live there, too.

It's not the same.

You know,
I know a great new place,
if you're interested.

It's quiet, wood paneling,
flat-screen TVs...

This is way better
than Crowley's, isn't it?

You got good music,
comfortable seats,

a handy mirror
in case I want to
check in with my buddy.

Hi, buddy.

You know who
would love this?
Bobby.

You never really
appreciate a guy
until he's gone.

He'll be back, Kenny.

That's what I
keep telling myself.

You just got to believe.

Thank you.

And, Bobby,
thank you again
for upgrading me.

Totally! You can ask P.J.,
I have a ton of
frequent flier miles,

and I couldn't let you
sit back there with Lance.

I mean,
how uncomfortable
would that be?

Yeah, I can't believe
he didn't change his ticket
and fly home early.

And pay the change fee?
Are you kidding?

Did he just
travel around Italy
all by himself?

I have no idea what he did.
But, Peej,
why don't you go ask him?

No. I don't wanna.

Oh, I'll go.
Yeah, I'll go.

I mean,
I don't even know Lance,

but I haven't
talked to a man in,
like, two weeks.

All right,
but don't be nice to him.

Okay.

So, you were never
able to transition things?

Nope. Not so much.

I'm really sorry.
It's my fault.

No. No, it's not.

To be honest, I just...
I looked for the signs,

I just never really
saw them, you know?

And, I mean,
I wasn't gonna
ambush him, like,

"Hey, I invited you
to Italy,
now get naked."

Maybe you should have.

Yeah, and have
that go badly?

No, then I'd have
an uncomfortable
plane ride home, like you.

I could not be
more comfortable.

Okay.

You know,
I haven't given up on it, necessarily.

I just couldn't
find the right moment

in the most romantic
place on the planet.

Well, I don't know about you,
but I know, for me,

I need to take
a break from men.

I mean, we should
channel our energy
into something better,

you know, like...

Something important.
Something life-changing.

Like build houses
for poor people?

Oh! Let's write books
and get famous.

Or that.

Come on, yeah!
That's something we always
said that we wanted to do.

Yeah, I also said
I wanted to take
a romantic trip to Italy

with my super-cute
boyfriend.

Maybe we
shouldn't have goals.

I've got my book idea.

Are you kidding?

Okay.

So, how was he
doing back there?

He's kind of a wreck.
He's devastated.

He's fine.

I feel like we've
been gone forever.

Well,
it's good to
have you back.

A lot went wrong
while you were gone.

What do you mean?

I don't know any other
way to tell you this,
but Bobby's missing.

Bobby?
He didn't tell you?

Hmm.

Bobby went
to Italy with us.
What?

No way!
See? I knew he was fine.

Where is he?

He had to go
to Milwaukee
to cover a game.

I'm sorry! How hard is
it to send an e-mail?

I can do it right
from my dashboard.

Yeah, Andy,
what are we riding in?

Oh. Uh...

My new car.

It's gorgeous.
I can't believe
you bought a new car.

And a new watch.

Nice.

What else is new?

You started tying a sweater
around your neck.

Oh, this?

This is new.

We got kicked out of
Crowley's and we've been
banned for two weeks.

What'd you do, Kenny?

Nothing, it was Mike.

It was a big
misunderstanding.

Oh, my God!
I can't believe it.

I leave the country,
and this is what happens?

Plus, what the hell
are you listening to?

That was
Loving You Feels Like
Breathing by Marco Nelli.

This is Dr. Brendo,
your licensed cardiologist.

That's a heart doctor,
but I'm not really one.

This next song goes
out to Terri, from Mike,

"Sorry I'm a complete idiot.
Forgive me. I love you."

What?

- Hey! I love it.
- Yeah.

How did you know I
needed a new wallet?

I just figured
it was something
you wouldn't buy yourself.

God, no, I wouldn't even
know where to find one.

Check it out.

It's crooked.

That's your issue with it?

Hey!
Hey! Hey!

Bobby's here!
He returns.

How's it going, guys?

What's up, buddy?

Oh...

Hi, buddy!

Don't do that
again, okay?

I'm sorry, Kenny.
I didn't mean to worry you.

I just...
I had no idea
that you cared.

Is it so wrong?

You tell somebody
when you're leaving
the country, mister.

Well, in my defense,
P.J. knew.

Yeah, I gotta say,
I can't believe you
chose Bobby. No offense.

Why? He speaks Italian.
His family has a villa.

Yeah, but, I mean,
how could you choose
Bobby over me?

No offense, buddy.

You? Think how
that Thorn dude felt.
Or that Cubs dude!

I mean,
those guys were willing
to provide full service,

if you know what I mean.

Was that one of
the requirements?
Bobby?

No! Ew! Stop it.

You're blushing.

No, I'm not,
I'm a little nauseous.
I mean, that's absurd.

Bobby and me?
Come on.

Please. Ew.

Okay, I'm not a leper.

She hurt your pride
a little, buddy?

A little bit.

Have a tie.

I'm just saying...

Well, good.
Because this has
been a tough two weeks,

and that is one thing that
this group does not need.

It changes everything.
This is sacred.

Sacred. Like Crowley's?

Wait, what?
What happened
with Crowley's?

Iron Mike over here
got us all banned.
He slept with Terri.

No!

Sweet little cute Terri?

You're a monster.
You disgust me.

You have to
fix this, okay?

Crowley's has been my friend
longer than you have.

What do you want me to do?
I'm not even
allowed in the building.

God, I miss Crowley's.

You know,
it's only when something's
been taken away from you

that you truly
learn to appreciate it.

Hey.
It's going to
be okay, buddy.

You know what?
It's not always
about you, Bobby.

Girl, he got
you good.

Hey! Hi, hi!

Hi, hi! Hi!

Hi, hi, hi!

I did it.
What?

I finished writing my book.

What? When?

I couldn't sleep,
so I just kept on writing,

and the next thing
I knew, I was done.

What a relief!

Wait! Hang on!
What do you mean,
you've finished?

Well, without
the distraction of men,
I am so productive.

When you get over Bobby,
you'll see.

No, no,
I am so over Bobby.

That window of opportunity
has kind of shut again.

This is a theme
with you.

Yeah.

Well, when I figure
out how to transition
a friendship

into a relationship,

I'll write a book.

This is just pathetic.

Terri.

Hey, P.J.!
How was your trip?

Good, fine, great.
Look, I want to
apologize for Mike.

I am so sorry
he's such an ass.

Not your fault.

In a way, it is.
They don't behave well
when I'm gone.

It's like, I go out of town,
and he forgets
all of his training.

But, trust me,
the best thing he could
do is leave you alone.

I mean,
you don't want
to date Mike.

You deserve so
much better than him.

I thought you guys
were good friends.

Mmm. We are.

That's how you know
I'm telling you the truth.

So, can we come back?

Sure, of course.

Even Mike?

Yes, even Mike.
Gosh, I should have
never gone home with him.

I'm just such
a sucker for an accent.

Oh! An accent?

Yeah, I had no idea
he was from Texas.

He says he's trying to
lose it, but he got me.

He said he was from...

Okey-dokey. See you.

We're back in.

Except for you.
What?

You're still
banned for a week.
Why?

McConaughey? Really?

But...