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One of the great
things about baseball
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is that even if
your team loses,
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they get another chance
to win the next day.
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Okay.
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The same can't
always be said about life.
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All right,
thanks for the call.
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What is wrong with me?
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Am I like unemployable?
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No, Mike.
Come on, you're the best.
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It's a really
tough market right now.
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But someone
should want to hire me.
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I'm educated.
I'm highly skilled.
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Can you get
a raccoon out
of a chimney?
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'Cause I'll lay down
a cool $100 right now.
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This thing's as big as a dog.
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Sorry I'm late.
Hey, Kenny!
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Kenny!
What's up, buddy?
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Hey,
Kenny, are you still looking
for an extra set of hands
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to help you out
down at the shop?
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Yeah, why?
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Dude, why didn't
you say anything?
I've got hands.
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What do you think
about hiring Mike?
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Oh. Uh...
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No. No, no, no.
No, no.
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Is that
somebody's cell phone?
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Well, it's not mine
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and it's not
a Gwen Stefani song,
so it's not Mike's.
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How about it.
I'll give you some.
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It's a free
ring tone, okay?
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I don't know
how to change it.
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It sounds like it's coming
from your computer.
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Yeah, it's this stupid
video conferencing thing
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the paper installed
on my computer.
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I hate it.
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Just answer it.
I don't know how.
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We got this at home.
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Let me call tech support.
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Oh, hey, sweetie.
It's Daddy.
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Yeah, when Nana
calls on the computer,
how do you...
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No, no...
Yeah. Just one question.
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Okay. Thank you.
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She can't talk.
She's hooking up
the surround sound.
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Wait a second.
Maybe it's voice-activated.
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Hello? Hello?
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I think maybe you just click
on the little picture thingy.
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Yeah, I know.
Touch the colon.
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It's not working.
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What?
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Oh!
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Hey.
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Oh, my God!
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Hey.
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Oh, my God.
Thorn. Hi, it's P.J.
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I know. I called you.
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That's amazing.
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I can see you. Wait.
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You're in,
like, some crazy desert.
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I can see you, too,
and you're surrounded
by a bunch of guys.
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Are you managing a boy band?
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Hey, where's
the camera on this thing?
Hey, guys.
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You know what?
We'll be over here.
It's Indiana Jones.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Nice meeting you!
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Wait! Where are you?
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Right now
I'm covering Afghanistan.
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Or Pakistan, apparently.
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It depends on who you ask.
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Who is that dude?
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Thorn's this dude
that she dated
after college.
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She was crazy
into him.
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How crazy?
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No. Oh, my God, Thorn.
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I can't believe you.
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Ew.
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Yeah. Like that,
only 3 octaves higher.
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So, listen, P.J.,
I'm coming in
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to Chicago in
a couple of days,
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and, well,
I'd really like to see you.
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Yeah? Okay.
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I'd love to
take you to dinner.
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Yeah? Okay.
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What is wrong with her?
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That's how she acted
around Thorn,
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for an entire summer.
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I mean, we were
happy for her, but God!
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She acts like that?
Yeah, like Mike at
a Gwen Stefani concert.
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How about it?
I'll give you some.
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Well, it can't
be the biggest...
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That's in Palatine.
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So, dude, are you
gonna hire Mike or what?
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I can't just
make that decision.
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It's an extensive process.
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Well, let's do it, man.
Let's get it going.
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Okay, all right.
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Have you had any previous
retail sales experience?
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Wait a minute.
Are you seriously
interviewing me for this job?
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Dude, you've known
me for five years.
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The Gap.
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And for how long?
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I don't know.
How long is Christmas break?
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Any references?
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Yeah.
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You're not gonna get
a good reference from me.
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You stiffed me on
the raccoon job.
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I'll vouch for you.
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Although, to be honest,
I'm not entirely sure
what your last name is.
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Please. Oh, come on.
That summer, every time I
called you to hang out,
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you were off having
some rooftop
picnic or something,
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just the two of you.
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Were we?
With Thorn,
that computer guy?
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Look at you.
It's upsetting me.
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Oh, come on.
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She can't help
acting like an idiot.
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Thorn's the love of her life.
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No, we had a great summer.
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Hey, P.J.,
I got a question for you.
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If you and Thorn
had such a great
summer together,
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why did you break up?
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We didn't, really.
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The summer ended, you know?
I got this internship,
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and he went off
to work for CNN,
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so we just went
our separate ways.
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Yeah, so no official breakup,
things just left hanging,
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that's an open-ender.
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No. Open-enders
are for tacky people
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who wanna keep hooking up
without paying for dinner.
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No. That's friends
with benefits.
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And it's a beautiful thing.
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So, if he hadn't moved away,
would you guys
still be dating?
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I don't know.
It was seven years ago.
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Maybe.
Total open-ender.
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That's an open-ender.
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That's an open-ender.
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No, it's not an open-ender.
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And they're going out
for dinner tomorrow night.
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Which is such a big move.
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I mean, he's coming back
for a second chance,
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and you're gonna get
back together with him.
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No, we are not.
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I mean,
so much has changed.
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Look, I only saw
him from the waist up.
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For all I know,
he wears a fanny pack.
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It's a safe place
to keep money.
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Hey, this is kind
of embarrassing.
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Don't look.
Yeah?
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But this girl over there
is totally flirting with me.
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Don't look.
Don't look.
Don't look.
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Uh, dude,
she's flirting with me.
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What?
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Well, that's one conversation
I don't have to have.
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You shouldn't
flirt with her.
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Yeah.
I'm gonna be right back.
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Wait, wait.
What about Colleen,
your girlfriend?
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What about her, Mom?
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You know, something
about Brendan's changed.
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Ever since he was named
one of Chicago's
sexiest bachelors,
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he's become more...
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Confident?
No.
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Cocky.
No.
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Douchey?
Yeah. He's a little douchey.
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You know what?
He is.
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And we avoid
those people.
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We don't go into their bars,
and they don't
come into ours.
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I don't know,
that sounds
kind of douchist.
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All right, guys.
It's not that bad.
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Let's give him a break.
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All right, but if he asks
to hug anything out,
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I'm gonna tell all the kids
down at Urban Outfitters
how old he is.
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Hey, maybe
they're hiring.
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Well, they're not,
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but thanks for
reopening that wound.
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Kenny, come on.
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Okay, all right.
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You can come to
work at the store.
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Really?
Yeah. You can start tomorrow.
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Tomorrow's not good for me.
You're already fired.
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I'll be there at 8:00.
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It's a pretty
simple database, really.
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All the cards and
collectibles are indexed
by sport, team, and year.
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So, let's say you
want a 1962 Mel Roach.
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Why would I do that?
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Well, you wouldn't,
but a customer might.
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Who would want
a 1962 Mel Roach
other than Mel Roach?
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Are you paying attention?
Yeah, I got it.
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Now, where would one find
a 2007 breakfast burrito?
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Okay, I gotta hit
a garage sale in Winnetka.
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You got any questions?
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You didn't answer
the burrito one.
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Shortest duration
between decision
and regret in all my life.
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I doubt that.
Remember tequila bong?
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Okay, I'll be back
in a couple of hours.
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All right. Hey,
if I wanted to take a nap...
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You know what?
I'll figure it out myself.
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I guess I thought
debt counseling
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would be more
like driver's ed,
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you know, where you
ignore the film strips
that they show,
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and sleep through
a couple of lectures,
and then be on your way.
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Wow. That just cleared up
so much about your driving.
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But this guy, Lance,
it's like he enjoys
torturing me.
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Lance?
My fiscal fitness coach.
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He calls it "debt relief."
I call it "eating in
without cable."
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Well, stick with it.
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I'm sure it's gonna
get better.
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Hey,
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Thorn said that
this restaurant
calls for smart casual.
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That's code for
"wear a shawl," right?
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No. No, no.
You have to change.
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Why, what's wrong with it?
Peej.
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This is a chance for
a storybook ending.
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We're talking about Thorn.
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You need to be
the total package tonight,
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so when you walk
into that restaurant,
his jaw hits the floor.
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Stephanie, no one's jaw
is gonna hit the floor.
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Okay, my jaw hit the floor.
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But at least
I'm not drooling.
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So I quit. I just
couldn't do it anymore.
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I know how important
being a journalist is,
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but after seeing
all that pain
and suffering...
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I don't know how
you did any of it.
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An engine backfiring would've
sent me running scared.
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I'm not so sure about that.
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Don't you remember
the 4th of July?
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On the boat
on Lake Michigan.
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We were so close
to the fireworks,
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I thought I was
gonna go deaf.
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You wanted to be
close to the action.
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Well, not anymore.
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My days of being
smuggled across borders
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by Pashtun tribesmen
are behind me now.
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I'm serious
about settling down.
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I just bought
a house in Seattle.
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Really?
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May I take your plates?
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Yes, please. Thank you.
Yeah. yeah.
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Do you remember what we did
after the fireworks
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when we got stuck
in all that traffic?
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Why did we drive?
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And you had that
Belle and Sebastian song
stuck in your head.
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The Wrong Girl.
And you kept
humming it badly.
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Hey, you put it on
that mixed tape for me.
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It was right
between the
Fountains of Wayne song...
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And a Flaming Lips song.
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And the Flaming Lips song.
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I can't believe
you remember that.
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I was going through
some stuff the other day,
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and I found this.
247
00:10:04,673 --> 00:10:05,915
Oh, my...
248
00:10:06,847 --> 00:10:08,158
I thought I lost this.
249
00:10:08,159 --> 00:10:09,988
I figured you might
want it back.
250
00:10:11,196 --> 00:10:12,957
That is really sweet.
251
00:10:16,167 --> 00:10:18,030
Now, if I just
had a tape player.
252
00:10:20,999 --> 00:10:23,000
Stop.
253
00:10:23,001 --> 00:10:24,588
This is amazing.
It's like we just
picked up where we left off.
254
00:10:24,589 --> 00:10:26,108
It's amazing.
255
00:10:30,146 --> 00:10:31,181
Um...
This you?
256
00:10:31,182 --> 00:10:32,252
Yeah.
257
00:10:35,220 --> 00:10:37,083
Okay.
Okay.
258
00:10:37,084 --> 00:10:39,121
Good night.
Good night.
259
00:10:59,693 --> 00:11:01,005
I'll call you
before I leave town.
260
00:11:01,557 --> 00:11:02,662
Okay.
261
00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:09,150
What... What... What...
262
00:11:09,151 --> 00:11:11,428
Hey, buddy,
what's going on?
263
00:11:11,429 --> 00:11:13,361
What did you do
to my shop?
264
00:11:13,362 --> 00:11:15,190
Organized.
265
00:11:15,191 --> 00:11:16,640
I don't know what
system you were using,
266
00:11:16,641 --> 00:11:17,779
but finally I
can find things.
267
00:11:17,780 --> 00:11:20,368
But I simply asked you
to open the shop.
268
00:11:20,369 --> 00:11:22,197
Kenny, come on,
in the state it's in now?
269
00:11:23,441 --> 00:11:26,858
It says "closed."
Read the sign, sports nerd.
270
00:11:30,517 --> 00:11:32,000
Look what I found. Oh...
271
00:11:32,001 --> 00:11:33,346
Give it to me.
I'm gonna smash
your head in.
272
00:11:33,347 --> 00:11:35,590
No, don't!
273
00:11:35,591 --> 00:11:37,869
So, Thorn,
the open-ender?
274
00:11:39,388 --> 00:11:41,976
Still open.
It is so open.
275
00:11:41,977 --> 00:11:45,773
It's like "I'm
alone in the end zone,
no one within 20 yards" open.
276
00:11:45,774 --> 00:11:47,395
See, I'm so happy for you,
277
00:11:47,396 --> 00:11:50,122
I don't even mind
that you just used
another sports analogy.
278
00:11:50,123 --> 00:11:52,020
And it's so crazy that
Thorn could be the guy
279
00:11:52,021 --> 00:11:54,091
that you end up
taking to Italy.
280
00:11:54,092 --> 00:11:56,369
You know, I always wondered,
like, what would it
have been like
281
00:11:56,370 --> 00:11:57,957
if I had followed him
after college,
282
00:11:57,958 --> 00:12:00,201
or if he had
stayed here, and...
283
00:12:00,202 --> 00:12:03,307
I'm happy I'm getting to
answer those questions,
you know?
284
00:12:03,308 --> 00:12:04,584
Oh, I'm so happy for you two.
285
00:12:04,585 --> 00:12:06,103
What are you doing?
286
00:12:06,104 --> 00:12:09,451
It's Lance.
I have to brew my own coffee
at home now.
287
00:12:09,452 --> 00:12:10,625
Such a hard ass.
288
00:12:10,626 --> 00:12:11,764
That's his job.
289
00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:13,939
Yeah, but does he
have to be so strict?
290
00:12:13,940 --> 00:12:17,494
I tried to loosen him up
by buying him
a silver pen and pencil set.
291
00:12:17,495 --> 00:12:19,359
That did not go well.
292
00:12:25,606 --> 00:12:27,159
Bobby,
we have a problem with Mike.
293
00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:28,263
What kind of problem?
294
00:12:28,264 --> 00:12:30,162
A "you have to
fire Mike" problem.
295
00:12:30,163 --> 00:12:31,370
Why would I fire Mike?
296
00:12:31,371 --> 00:12:32,612
Why would Bobby
fire Mike?
297
00:12:32,613 --> 00:12:34,822
You have to.
You made me hire him.
298
00:12:34,823 --> 00:12:36,824
Look, I'm very particular
about the way I do
things at the shop, okay?
299
00:12:36,825 --> 00:12:38,377
And Mike's got
a lot of ideas.
300
00:12:38,378 --> 00:12:40,448
Dude, ideas are good.
301
00:12:40,449 --> 00:12:44,659
Light bulbs, liberty, beer!
302
00:12:44,660 --> 00:12:47,351
These things all
started as ideas.
Yeah, come on.
303
00:12:47,352 --> 00:12:50,182
He's just excited
he has a place to
go during the day.
304
00:12:50,183 --> 00:12:52,218
He'll calm down.
305
00:12:52,219 --> 00:12:55,497
Kenny, I got an idea
to revolutionize
your business
306
00:12:55,498 --> 00:12:58,225
and bring it into
the 21st century. Bang.
307
00:12:59,261 --> 00:13:01,193
He's gone.
Kenny.
308
00:13:01,194 --> 00:13:02,953
Okay, here's my idea.
309
00:13:02,954 --> 00:13:04,644
We get into
ticket brokering.
310
00:13:04,645 --> 00:13:06,543
I have connections
all over town,
311
00:13:06,544 --> 00:13:10,547
so I can get great seats
for face value and
crappy seats for free.
312
00:13:10,548 --> 00:13:12,652
Plus, by selling tickets
out of the store,
313
00:13:12,653 --> 00:13:14,896
we increase foot traffic.
What do you think?
314
00:13:14,897 --> 00:13:16,484
It's no liberty.
Kenny!
315
00:13:16,485 --> 00:13:17,865
Those guys make
a ton of money.
316
00:13:17,866 --> 00:13:19,764
Yeah, we can
be those guys, Kenny.
317
00:13:22,249 --> 00:13:24,941
You know what?
It's not a bad idea.
318
00:13:24,942 --> 00:13:27,115
We should sit down
and talk about it.
319
00:13:27,116 --> 00:13:28,946
Great! Great.
320
00:13:30,775 --> 00:13:32,258
Hey, so you
think he liked it?
321
00:13:32,259 --> 00:13:33,708
It's a good idea.
322
00:13:33,709 --> 00:13:35,227
Good, 'cause I got
another idea.
323
00:13:35,228 --> 00:13:37,816
We get a van,
we call it
the Memorabilia Mobile.
324
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:40,301
We go to junior highs,
summer camps,
old folks' homes...
325
00:13:40,302 --> 00:13:42,718
Pace yourself, buddy.
One idea at a time, okay?
326
00:13:45,583 --> 00:13:46,722
What?
327
00:13:52,245 --> 00:13:54,246
That's Colleen again,
isn't it?
328
00:13:54,247 --> 00:13:56,593
Man, she calls a lot.
It's kind of irritating.
329
00:13:56,594 --> 00:13:58,181
Admit it.
You're dodging her calls.
330
00:13:58,182 --> 00:13:59,320
No, no.
331
00:13:59,321 --> 00:14:00,839
Dude, it's a classic.
You're dodging her calls
332
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,288
as a way to
break up with her.
333
00:14:02,289 --> 00:14:03,911
That's ridiculous.
I don't have to
break up with her
334
00:14:03,912 --> 00:14:05,636
since we're only just
seeing each other anyway.
335
00:14:05,637 --> 00:14:06,879
Well, that makes sense.
336
00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,294
Dude, you got to
break up with her.
337
00:14:08,295 --> 00:14:09,986
Absolutely.
338
00:14:09,987 --> 00:14:11,401
Especially if
you had the DTR.
339
00:14:11,402 --> 00:14:12,920
The DTR?
340
00:14:12,921 --> 00:14:15,854
Yeah, the "define
the relationship" talk.
You know,
341
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:18,270
"Is it cool if
I leave my stuff
over at your place?"
342
00:14:18,271 --> 00:14:19,927
"What do we call each other?"
You know.
343
00:14:19,928 --> 00:14:21,549
Well, then I'm in the clear.
344
00:14:21,550 --> 00:14:22,757
How long have you
guys been dating?
345
00:14:22,758 --> 00:14:23,965
Couple of months.
346
00:14:23,966 --> 00:14:25,622
That's a common-law
relationship.
347
00:14:25,623 --> 00:14:27,658
Dude, there is no such thing
as a common-law relationship.
348
00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:29,143
Well, not in this state.
349
00:14:29,144 --> 00:14:31,628
But just you try
and pull that crap
in Indiana. Nope.
350
00:14:31,629 --> 00:14:33,423
So, what,
I have to officially
break up with her?
351
00:14:33,424 --> 00:14:35,356
Yes.
Maybe not face to face,
352
00:14:35,357 --> 00:14:37,289
but you at least
owe her a call.
353
00:14:37,290 --> 00:14:39,636
Could he get away
with a text message?
Hmm...
354
00:14:39,637 --> 00:14:40,844
That's how Julie dumped me.
355
00:14:40,845 --> 00:14:42,881
Dude, that's just sad.
356
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:45,953
If you're gonna make up
an imaginary girlfriend,
at least dump her.
357
00:14:45,954 --> 00:14:47,955
Don't let her dump you.
All right, okay, wait.
358
00:14:47,956 --> 00:14:50,233
I'll make it
really simple, okay?
359
00:14:50,234 --> 00:14:51,303
Have you seen her naked?
360
00:14:51,304 --> 00:14:53,236
Well, yeah.
361
00:14:53,237 --> 00:14:55,238
Okay, then you gotta
break up with her
face to face.
362
00:14:55,239 --> 00:14:57,965
Hey, Kenny,
did you ever
see Julie naked?
363
00:14:57,966 --> 00:15:01,209
'Cause if I had
an imaginary girlfriend,
she'd always be naked.
364
00:15:04,248 --> 00:15:05,766
It's Thorn.
365
00:15:08,252 --> 00:15:10,668
Hey, Thorn!
366
00:15:21,299 --> 00:15:22,990
During
the course of a season,
367
00:15:22,991 --> 00:15:24,646
a new day often
means a second chance
368
00:15:24,647 --> 00:15:26,821
to do what you
couldn't the day before,
369
00:15:26,822 --> 00:15:29,272
a chance to make up
for the mistakes of the past.
370
00:15:29,273 --> 00:15:32,102
You still have time
for a quick bite?
371
00:15:32,103 --> 00:15:33,897
Yeah, would you mind
if we sat down for
a second, though?
372
00:15:33,898 --> 00:15:35,623
I wanna tell you
something.
373
00:15:35,624 --> 00:15:36,728
No.
374
00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:45,046
I wanted to tell you
this the other night,
375
00:15:45,047 --> 00:15:47,704
but I got so swept up
in seeing you again...
376
00:15:47,705 --> 00:15:48,877
Me, too.
377
00:15:48,878 --> 00:15:50,363
And you're just so great.
378
00:15:52,296 --> 00:15:55,161
But I'm just gonna say this.
I'm engaged.
379
00:15:56,783 --> 00:15:58,440
To another person?
380
00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:01,960
But then,
all it takes is a bad start
381
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:05,239
and things are seemingly over
before they even began.
382
00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:06,826
I admit I was
reluctant at first,
383
00:16:06,827 --> 00:16:08,069
but this ticket
brokering idea...
384
00:16:08,070 --> 00:16:09,277
I mean,
it's fantastic.
385
00:16:09,278 --> 00:16:10,623
Mike crunched
the numbers.
386
00:16:10,624 --> 00:16:11,935
I can totally
afford it.
387
00:16:11,936 --> 00:16:13,833
The best part,
I don't have
to do a thing.
388
00:16:13,834 --> 00:16:15,835
So he's a genius.
389
00:16:15,836 --> 00:16:18,253
Yeah, even a blind
squirrel finds a nut
from time to time.
390
00:16:19,599 --> 00:16:21,669
There he is. Let me
buy my partner a drink.
391
00:16:21,670 --> 00:16:23,396
Coming right up.
392
00:16:30,817 --> 00:16:32,956
Mr. Moritorri,
393
00:16:32,957 --> 00:16:36,202
I'm here to negotiate
on behalf of my client,
394
00:16:37,306 --> 00:16:39,238
Mike Callahan,
395
00:16:39,239 --> 00:16:43,035
regarding his percentage
of your store's
ticket brokering.
396
00:16:43,036 --> 00:16:45,659
Percentage?
You haven't even
worked a full week yet.
397
00:16:53,253 --> 00:16:54,943
I've talked to my client,
398
00:16:54,944 --> 00:16:59,051
and we think we can
reach a settlement
everyone can be happy with.
399
00:16:59,052 --> 00:17:01,674
So do I.
Bobby, fire Mike.
400
00:17:01,675 --> 00:17:03,193
Wait, hold on, hold on.
401
00:17:03,194 --> 00:17:05,437
Andy, will you
excuse us one moment?
402
00:17:05,438 --> 00:17:06,680
Recess.
403
00:17:08,510 --> 00:17:11,339
Dude, you just said yourself
that Mike had a great idea.
404
00:17:11,340 --> 00:17:12,651
I know, but I got...
405
00:17:12,652 --> 00:17:13,962
Is it time?
406
00:17:13,963 --> 00:17:15,758
Memorabilia Mobile.
407
00:17:19,210 --> 00:17:20,452
Wow.
408
00:17:20,453 --> 00:17:22,800
Right. I screwed up.
409
00:17:24,629 --> 00:17:26,009
I should've just told you
410
00:17:26,010 --> 00:17:28,322
about the engagement
from the beginning.
411
00:17:28,323 --> 00:17:30,669
I'm so sorry.
412
00:17:30,670 --> 00:17:33,154
Okay, but, Thorn, um,
413
00:17:33,155 --> 00:17:36,158
if you're engaged,
why did you need to see me?
414
00:17:37,401 --> 00:17:38,885
Well...
415
00:17:41,198 --> 00:17:43,820
This isn't my
proudest moment,
416
00:17:43,821 --> 00:17:47,099
but I thought if
I saw you again
417
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:50,585
and I was still in
love with my fiancee,
418
00:17:50,586 --> 00:17:54,245
then I'd know I was doing
the right thing
by marrying her.
419
00:17:55,626 --> 00:17:57,661
Okay.
420
00:17:57,662 --> 00:18:00,492
That summer we
spent together,
that was so special.
421
00:18:00,493 --> 00:18:02,494
And we left things
so unfinished,
422
00:18:02,495 --> 00:18:06,118
I was afraid I was
still in love with you.
423
00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:07,707
But you're not.
424
00:18:09,778 --> 00:18:12,159
I'm engaged...
Yeah.
425
00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:13,643
...to another person.
Person.
426
00:18:13,644 --> 00:18:14,989
Right.
Right.
427
00:18:14,990 --> 00:18:16,749
So...
So...
428
00:18:16,750 --> 00:18:17,889
Wow.
429
00:18:20,064 --> 00:18:22,514
You really know
how to make a girl
feel special, don't you?
430
00:18:22,515 --> 00:18:25,689
P.J., honestly,
431
00:18:25,690 --> 00:18:30,247
you are kinder
and more beautiful
than even I remember.
432
00:18:33,008 --> 00:18:34,836
And coming here and
having to tell you
433
00:18:34,837 --> 00:18:36,666
is the hardest thing
I've ever had to do,
434
00:18:36,667 --> 00:18:41,119
and I've survived
helicopter crashes,
and being shot,
435
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:44,501
an international flight
seated next to Ann Coulter.
436
00:18:44,502 --> 00:18:46,055
So...
437
00:18:47,988 --> 00:18:49,679
What can I say?
438
00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:51,164
I mean, that was
the best summer
of my life, you know?
439
00:18:52,993 --> 00:18:55,512
Nothing's gonna
take that away.
440
00:18:55,513 --> 00:18:56,963
For me, too.
441
00:18:57,688 --> 00:18:59,378
Okay.
442
00:18:59,379 --> 00:19:01,139
And I'll think of you
every time I hear
443
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,830
that Belle and
Sebastian song.
444
00:19:02,831 --> 00:19:04,107
The Wrong Girl?
445
00:19:04,108 --> 00:19:06,213
The Wrong Girl, right. Wow.
Yeah, thanks.
446
00:19:07,422 --> 00:19:09,044
That was...
447
00:19:11,805 --> 00:19:14,393
So...
So...
448
00:19:14,394 --> 00:19:16,223
Getting dumped,
you really work up
a thirst.
449
00:19:16,224 --> 00:19:18,259
How about a drink, huh?
450
00:19:18,260 --> 00:19:19,881
Be my guest.
Wow. Yeah.
451
00:19:19,882 --> 00:19:21,780
How about another one?
Yeah.
452
00:19:21,781 --> 00:19:24,472
All right, gentlemen,
let's have
a fair negotiation,
453
00:19:24,473 --> 00:19:26,060
everything in good faith.
454
00:19:26,061 --> 00:19:27,614
Let's shake hands.
455
00:19:36,140 --> 00:19:39,591
Since it was Mike's idea,
we think it's only fair
456
00:19:39,592 --> 00:19:43,111
he should receive 100%
of the ticket
brokering revenue.
457
00:19:43,112 --> 00:19:44,321
What?
458
00:19:47,945 --> 00:19:50,879
Trust me.
You gotta start high.
459
00:19:54,434 --> 00:19:56,229
It's my store. 50-50.
460
00:19:57,161 --> 00:19:58,265
90-10.
461
00:19:58,266 --> 00:19:59,369
50-50.
462
00:19:59,370 --> 00:20:00,991
80-20.
50-50.
463
00:20:00,992 --> 00:20:02,061
70-30.
464
00:20:02,062 --> 00:20:03,167
50-50.
465
00:20:06,584 --> 00:20:07,964
50-50.
466
00:20:07,965 --> 00:20:09,691
Fine, 50-50.
467
00:20:14,696 --> 00:20:17,388
I got you 50-50.
What do you think?
468
00:20:19,977 --> 00:20:21,598
On the bright side,
you don't have to
move to Seattle.
469
00:20:21,599 --> 00:20:24,567
Yeah, it rains all the time
and the Mariners are horrible.
470
00:20:24,568 --> 00:20:27,846
Totally. Flannels, Pearl Jam,
guys throwing fish,
that's not for you.
471
00:20:27,847 --> 00:20:30,814
No, it's fine, you guys.
472
00:20:30,815 --> 00:20:33,679
I guess just seeing him
made me realize
that since that summer,
473
00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:35,923
I haven't really had
a relationship like that,
you know?
474
00:20:35,924 --> 00:20:38,063
I've never had
a relationship
like that, ever.
475
00:20:38,064 --> 00:20:39,996
And you probably won't.
476
00:20:39,997 --> 00:20:42,101
All right.
Well, I gotta go.
Where you off to?
477
00:20:42,102 --> 00:20:44,207
I have a meeting with
fiscal-fitness Lance.
478
00:20:44,208 --> 00:20:46,071
A meeting
at 8:00 at night?
479
00:20:46,072 --> 00:20:48,763
We're having dinner
at this tapas place,
Emilio's.
480
00:20:48,764 --> 00:20:50,006
What, you're having dinner?
481
00:20:50,007 --> 00:20:51,594
I thought you hated Lance.
482
00:20:51,595 --> 00:20:54,390
I did. I mean,
I don't understand it.
He makes me so mad,
483
00:20:54,391 --> 00:20:58,394
and yet I am so unbelievably
attracted to him.
484
00:20:58,395 --> 00:21:01,432
Careful, lady.
That's a bullet train
to Hoffman Estates.
485
00:21:02,088 --> 00:21:03,537
Bye!
486
00:21:03,538 --> 00:21:04,779
Emilio's is great.
487
00:21:04,780 --> 00:21:06,333
Colleen and I ate
there the other night.
488
00:21:06,334 --> 00:21:07,955
Wait a second,
I thought you were gonna
break up with her?
489
00:21:07,956 --> 00:21:10,992
Well, I was, but you know,
we talked, worked things out.
490
00:21:10,993 --> 00:21:13,064
Hi.
Hey, there you are.
491
00:21:14,997 --> 00:21:17,447
Did Colleen do
something different
with her hair?
492
00:21:17,448 --> 00:21:19,691
That's not Colleen.
493
00:21:19,692 --> 00:21:21,451
Dude, wait.
I thought you
talked to Colleen?
494
00:21:21,452 --> 00:21:23,868
Oh, I did.
Just not about Melanie.
495
00:21:24,869 --> 00:21:25,938
Ew!
496
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Douchey, right?
Yeah.
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Ooh. She's got a friend.
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