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Spring in Chicago
is so full of life
and energy and promise,
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like the beginning
of a new baseball season.
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It's exciting,
and anything is possible.
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We survived
the unforgiving winter,
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and now we get to watch
the boys of summer.
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There can be so many
changes in the off-season.
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I mean, some teams
get a new ballpark.
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Some teams pick
up new players.
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Some players decide
to get a new look,
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or train to get
in better shape.
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Come on!
Let's want it!
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We gotta get it!
Come on! Excuse me...
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Sometimes a player gets
traded and has to adapt
to a new environment.
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Sometimes a player
has to adjust
to other changes,
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like learning how to
play a new position.
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Or sometimes,
you come back in the spring
with the same old roster.
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But if it worked last season,
then why mess with it?
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Because with spring,
everything that
was old is new again.
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And who knows
what will happen?
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Wait, it takes you
how long to get home now?
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Forty-five minutes
with no traffic,
which never happens,
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so about...
Hour and a half.
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That's horrible.
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Hey, so if it gets late
and I gotta crash,
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is your guest room
available to me?
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Sure. I mean...
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With a reservation
and plenty of notice.
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Brendan never has to jump
through those hoops.
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Hmm.
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No.
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Hey, how's Brendan's
new girlfriend?
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Colleen. She's good.
She's a person.
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Wait a second.
I thought Brendan
said he was moving out
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because he needed to
be alone for a while.
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Yeah, that's what
he told me.
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Okay, well, I think
that's everything, so...
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You know, thanks,
as always.
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Go on.
Are you kidding?
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You know you're
always welcome, Bren.
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Yeah.
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You don't have to leave.
No, I do.
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Just gonna move
in a new direction.
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Just be on my own.
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Just being alone, you know?
That's what I need.
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I guess being alone
doesn't mean sleeping alone.
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But you know Brendan.
He has to be in
a relationship.
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He is a serial
monogamist.
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See, that sounds bad,
but it's not.
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I wonder if I'm
a serial monogamist.
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No, I'm trapped.
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Hey.
What a day. What a day.
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I haven't stopped
for a minute.
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And no offense,
but doing what?
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What?
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9:00,
I walk with the girls.
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Then a morning latte.
I talk politics with Mark,
the crazy Commie.
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Then the judges, Judy,
Maria Lopez, and Hatchett.
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I take Barb and
Rob's dog for a walk,
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little on-line research
for the fantasy
baseball draft,
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4:30 yoga,
and here I am, boom!
And exhausted.
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Did you look
for a job today?
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When? When was I
supposed to fit that in?
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Yeah, but it's been,
like, what, six months
since you've worked?
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But I have my freedom.
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And a tan in April.
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Yeah! Huh?
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Tell me, fella.
Is that a bronzer?
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Hey, so, is it true?
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Is Kenny bringing
his girlfriend?
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Kimmie.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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She plays poker
and everything.
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He is crazy
about her.
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Peej, it's Kenny.
I don't care if
he's happy.
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Okay, well,
I'm off.
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Bye, poopy.
Bye.
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Have fun.
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You guys, I'm really
happy for him.
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I mean, I've never heard him
talk this seriously about
anybody, you know?
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And it's been,
like, a few months.
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Kenny and Kimmie.
Kimmie and Kenny.
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Hey! This is Kimmie.
Hey.
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Hi.
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Kimmie, this is Andy
and P.J. and Mike.
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Hi.
Here.
I'll put this in here.
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Hi, it's really
nice to meet you.
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Hi, it's so good
to meet you.
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I'll take this.
Okay, get a seat. All right.
Great.
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Oh, my God!
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You are beautiful!
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I knew you'd be cute,
but I didn't know you
would be so beautiful.
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So sweet.
It's great to
finally meet you guys.
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Come, sit, sit, sit.
Oh, come... Oh, watch out.
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Thank you. Yeah.
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Oh, I don't know
if Kenny told you,
but I work nights,
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which is why we keep
missing each other,
till now.
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Yeah.
Kenny told
us nothing.
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About where you work.
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Oh, I'm a bar manager
over at the Blue Dolphin.
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But we're closed for
a couple of months'
renovation, so...
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Well, that's good
timing, huh?
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Yeah.
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How so?
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Hey, all right.
Here you go.
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Oh, great.
Thanks, hon.
You got it.
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And thankity thanks.
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Oh. Well, then,
welcomey welcome.
Oh, yeah, there we go.
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Oh, no, oh, no,
tickling the belly.
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My God.
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Bobby!
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Hey, guys.
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Man, these time trials
today were crazy.
You wouldn't believe it.
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On the final lap of
the entire thing...
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Wow, okay. No one's
even gonna pretend
to be interested, huh?
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Guys,
NASCAR is the fastest-growing
sport in the country.
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This was a
promotion for me.
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Bobby, this is my
girlfriend, Kimmie.
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Kimmie,
this is Bobby.
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Hi, nice to meet you.
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Hi. Really nice
to meet you, too.
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Hey! Hey, hey,
let's all get up and
make room for Bobby.
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No, it's fine.
I'm okay right here.
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But you love
that chair.
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You love it.
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What is wrong with you?
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Brendo!
Hey!
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You guys, I'm sorry I'm late.
My landlord finally
sold the building.
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So now I gotta find
a new place to live
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by, like, next week,
and these new owners...
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Yeah, nobody cares.
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Meet Kimmie.
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Hi, nice to meet you.
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Hey, Kimmie.
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Well, shake hands.
Come on.
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Or hug. I mean,
she's really almost
like part of the family.
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It's okay.
We don't have to touch.
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Dude, sucks about your place.
I'd say crash with me,
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but my roommate, Jeff,
is kind of a nightmare.
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Well, dude, the guest
room's free, as always.
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Yeah.
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You know what?
I'm sure I can just
crash with Colleen.
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Yeah. No big deal.
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Really?
Yeah.
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Thanks, though.
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Kimmie, perhaps you'd
like to use the restroom
before we get started.
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Actually,
that's not a bad idea.
Okay, P.J., where is...
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Restroom.
Down the hall.
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Great. Thanks.
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All right. Oh.
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Oh, my God!
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There.
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Holy...
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She's...
Hot.
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I'm speechless.
First time.
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So, what's Brendan
going to do?
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I guess stay with Colleen,
who he's been dating
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for, like, a minute,
not that I'm judging.
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Then why does
this bother you?
I don't know.
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But when he said the other
night he was going to stay
with Colleen, it just...
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It killed me.
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Why? Are you jealous?
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No.
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That's...
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What?
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No.
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Wait, did something happen
between you and Brendan?
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Well...
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Oh, my God!
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When?
How could you not tell me?
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Because it was nothing.
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It was, like, just a kiss.
It was six months ago.
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Six months ago?
Then what happened?
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Then the next night,
we went out to dinner.
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You went out
on a date?
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No. Like, we ran
into each other
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in the living room,
and then we ate.
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So, we'll see, you know.
I might get
the morning drive time,
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but, I mean, the whole thing's
so political, so, yeah.
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Of course,
getting up at 4:00...
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Hey, Bren,
I feel like we should...
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What? What?
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I'm sorry. Go ahead.
No. No.
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More water?
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Thank you.
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Bren, I feel
like we should...
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I just got this
text from Mike.
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Yeah, they're all
over at Crowley's,
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watching the end of
the football game.
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Yeah?
Yeah.
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Well, if you wanna go,
we can go.
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No, no, no, no.
No. I mean, whatever
you want to do is...
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Let's go.
We can get a beer.
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Or 10.
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Right.
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So Brendan
ended the date.
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No, but see,
it wasn't really a date.
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It kind of was.
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It was just awful.
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Well, obviously,
you are jealous of Colleen
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because Brendan
rejected you, again.
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And, you know,
you are not some toy
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he can just pull out
and play with
every seven years.
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And I can't believe
you're only
telling me all this now.
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No, I'm sorry. I guess I was
just afraid that if I told
you, you would say that...
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You know, I always thought
that you and Brendan
would make such a cute couple.
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So...
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At least that didn't happen.
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My favorite
tradition every year
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is our fantasy
baseball draft.
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It's very important,
because after six months,
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one of us is going to win
a cheap plastic plaque.
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So Kenny's having
a baby with this girl
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and he doesn't even bother
telling any of us?
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Guys, he's always
been freakishly private
about his love life, right?
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Dude, freakishly private
is, "I'm dating someone."
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This is almost like...
Got a box of fingers
under the bed.
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All right. Well, Andy,
just how bad is the traffic?
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You know, I'm...
I'm just gonna put
Andy on speaker. Okay?
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Do you hear me?
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Andy, why'd you
go home first?
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'Cause I had a few hours free,
and I wanted to spend them
all in my car.
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All right, look.
All we need is
Kenny and we can start.
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Wait. So how pregnant is she?
'Cause, I mean...
She looks pretty pregnant.
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I'd say she's, like,
third trimester pregnant.
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My chiropractor
shares an office
with an obstetrician.
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And I'm friendly.
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Wait, you guys,
they've only been dating
for a few months. Do the math.
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Wait, so it's not his.
Man, this gets weirder.
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Oh, my God.
What is going on with that?
And Kenny never even told us?
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I mean, he's weird,
but this is just insane.
Even for weird, insane Kenny.
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Andy, Kenny's here.
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Hey, buddy.
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Congratulations on the baby!
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Thanks. Thanks.
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Although you guys know
it's not mine.
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I mean, I started dating her
when she was already
four or five months pregnant.
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Oh, yeah.
Where's the father?
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They don't have
a relationship.
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I mean, she's totally single,
if that's what you
guys are wondering.
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Yeah.
It was her marital status
that was confusing us.
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Kenny, I'm gonna
cut to the chase here.
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00:10:36,497 --> 00:10:38,775
You see a girl
who's this big around
with a baby in her belly
242
00:10:38,776 --> 00:10:41,122
and your first
thought is, "Hmm, sexy."
243
00:10:41,123 --> 00:10:42,917
You're disgusting.
I'm disgusting?
244
00:10:42,918 --> 00:10:45,195
All right, all right, already.
Let's start the draft now,
okay? Come on.
245
00:10:45,196 --> 00:10:46,541
I'll take Albert Pujols.
246
00:10:46,542 --> 00:10:48,405
Andy, you don't
have first pick.
247
00:10:48,406 --> 00:10:50,269
Okay. I will take
Albert Pujols.
248
00:10:50,270 --> 00:10:51,442
Nice!
249
00:10:51,443 --> 00:10:53,237
Fine. I will
take A-Rod.
250
00:10:53,238 --> 00:10:54,929
♪ Kenny loves A-Rod
251
00:10:54,930 --> 00:10:56,240
Every time!
252
00:10:56,241 --> 00:10:57,759
Andy, you are up.
253
00:10:57,760 --> 00:11:00,520
Pujols is gone.
I'll take A-Rod!
254
00:11:00,521 --> 00:11:02,626
This is gonna
be a long night.
255
00:11:02,627 --> 00:11:05,974
All right.
So, Mike, you're
taking David Ortiz and...
256
00:11:05,975 --> 00:11:07,700
It froze again.
257
00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:09,391
See, this is why
we should have
done draft boards.
258
00:11:09,392 --> 00:11:11,566
No, this is faster.
We just need to reboot.
259
00:11:11,567 --> 00:11:14,189
Dude, that's not faster.
We're just not gonna
finish this tonight.
260
00:11:14,190 --> 00:11:17,054
Is it my turn?
Then I'll take...
261
00:11:17,055 --> 00:11:18,918
David Ortiz.
262
00:11:18,919 --> 00:11:22,370
Okay, he was just taken
and it's not your turn yet.
263
00:11:22,371 --> 00:11:24,579
Oh. Is Pujols available?
264
00:11:24,580 --> 00:11:25,718
No!
265
00:11:25,719 --> 00:11:26,926
God, come on!
266
00:11:26,927 --> 00:11:28,100
Kenny, is the computer
up yet?
267
00:11:28,101 --> 00:11:30,343
Yes, it's back.
Brendo, you're up.
268
00:11:30,344 --> 00:11:32,380
Brendan and I have
always been allies.
269
00:11:32,381 --> 00:11:34,520
We don't take each
other's favorites.
270
00:11:34,521 --> 00:11:37,972
Like, Derrek Lee's
my first baseman every year,
and Jeter's Brendo's guy.
271
00:11:37,973 --> 00:11:40,215
Okay, I'm gonna
take Carlos Beltran.
272
00:11:40,216 --> 00:11:41,320
Dude, you know
Derrek Lee's
still available.
273
00:11:41,321 --> 00:11:42,770
Oh? Is he?
274
00:11:42,771 --> 00:11:44,944
And a good friend
respects that.
275
00:11:44,945 --> 00:11:47,222
There are certain players
that stand by you
year after year.
276
00:11:47,223 --> 00:11:49,155
They're the cornerstone
of your team.
277
00:11:49,156 --> 00:11:50,191
Hey, babe.
How are you?
278
00:11:50,192 --> 00:11:52,262
Great, thanks.
279
00:11:52,263 --> 00:11:53,608
You guys remember
Colleen, yeah?
280
00:11:53,609 --> 00:11:54,713
Hey.
Hey, Colleen. How are you?
281
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:57,302
Hey, guys.
P.J., that's a cute shirt.
282
00:11:58,372 --> 00:12:00,166
Thanks.
283
00:12:00,167 --> 00:12:01,512
I'll get you a
little bit of this.
Taking Derrek Lee?
284
00:12:01,513 --> 00:12:02,928
Sure.
What?
285
00:12:02,929 --> 00:12:04,412
What'd I say?
What? I...
286
00:12:04,413 --> 00:12:05,654
Whatever I said before.
I don't even...
287
00:12:05,655 --> 00:12:06,897
You said
Carlos Beltran.
288
00:12:06,898 --> 00:12:09,244
Oh. Then, yeah.
Beltran. Sure.
289
00:12:10,591 --> 00:12:11,453
I'll be done in a minute,
then we can go.
290
00:12:11,454 --> 00:12:12,869
Okay.
291
00:12:12,870 --> 00:12:15,043
Observation
from the expressway.
292
00:12:15,044 --> 00:12:18,633
Has anyone ever been
to the Polish Museum of
America at the Augusta exit?
293
00:12:18,634 --> 00:12:21,532
Yes, fifth grade.
They invented hot dogs.
Whose turn is it, please?
294
00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:23,845
Oh, man.
Look, maybe we should just
do this whole thing later.
295
00:12:23,846 --> 00:12:24,984
But we're
doing it now.
296
00:12:24,985 --> 00:12:26,296
Yeah, but I mean,
it's just too hard.
297
00:12:26,297 --> 00:12:28,160
You know,
we can do this whole
thing tomorrow on-line.
298
00:12:28,161 --> 00:12:30,231
But we're doing it
tonight in person.
That's the tradition.
299
00:12:30,232 --> 00:12:32,302
Well, maybe that
should change.
300
00:12:32,303 --> 00:12:34,166
I mean, come on.
This isn't a whole
lot of fun for Colleen.
301
00:12:34,167 --> 00:12:35,339
So what?
302
00:12:35,340 --> 00:12:37,100
P.J., you're up.
303
00:12:37,101 --> 00:12:39,378
All right. You know what?
We are gonna go play
a little shuffleboard.
304
00:12:39,379 --> 00:12:40,551
Okay?
305
00:12:40,552 --> 00:12:41,726
Yeah.
306
00:12:42,692 --> 00:12:44,003
I'll take
Derek Jeter.
307
00:12:47,076 --> 00:12:48,837
I'm sorry. What?
Oh, I'm taking Jeter.
308
00:12:49,838 --> 00:12:51,459
But Jeter's my guy.
309
00:12:51,460 --> 00:12:52,874
Should have
picked him.
310
00:12:52,875 --> 00:12:54,289
How could you do that?
311
00:12:54,290 --> 00:12:56,257
And we lost
Andy again.
312
00:12:56,258 --> 00:12:59,570
And something
bad has happened.
I don't know what.
313
00:12:59,571 --> 00:13:01,227
Wait. Got it.
314
00:13:01,228 --> 00:13:03,505
Okay. What was
the first pick?
315
00:13:03,506 --> 00:13:06,060
This is ridiculous.
Let's just do this
all tomorrow on-line.
316
00:13:06,061 --> 00:13:07,682
But tonight
is the draft.
317
00:13:07,683 --> 00:13:10,409
It's not worth it.
This is chaos.
318
00:13:10,410 --> 00:13:12,653
You know what?
We're gonna go. Okay?
319
00:13:14,655 --> 00:13:16,692
I made it!
I'm here!
320
00:13:18,245 --> 00:13:19,833
Where's everyone going?
321
00:13:23,388 --> 00:13:26,459
Sometimes a new
season doesn't start
the way you want it to.
322
00:13:26,460 --> 00:13:29,186
I mean,
half the teams are gonna
lose on opening day.
323
00:13:29,187 --> 00:13:33,018
Hey, what is your
problem? Huh?
324
00:13:33,019 --> 00:13:34,364
First, you take
Jeter on purpose,
325
00:13:34,365 --> 00:13:35,675
and then you're rude
to Colleen?
326
00:13:35,676 --> 00:13:37,125
Dude!
327
00:13:37,126 --> 00:13:39,265
You don't bring
a date to the draft.
Come on, you know that.
328
00:13:39,266 --> 00:13:40,991
No. We have traditions.
329
00:13:40,992 --> 00:13:44,719
You are never, ever nice
to the women that I date.
330
00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:46,963
Well, get better taste
in women.
331
00:13:46,964 --> 00:13:49,034
P.J., you know what?
332
00:13:49,035 --> 00:13:51,519
Sometimes you are not
the center of all of
our attention, okay?
333
00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:53,107
Now, I know that it's
really hard for you
to accept that.
334
00:13:53,108 --> 00:13:54,211
Okay, that's uncalled for.
335
00:13:54,212 --> 00:13:55,316
Oh, is it?
Yeah.
336
00:13:55,317 --> 00:13:57,387
Or is it time
that you grew up
337
00:13:57,388 --> 00:13:59,044
and dealt with
the fact that there are
other women in our lives
338
00:13:59,045 --> 00:14:01,391
that we would rather
spend our time
with than you?
339
00:14:01,392 --> 00:14:04,015
Because there are.
So get used to it.
340
00:14:11,126 --> 00:14:13,921
Sometimes,
opening day doesn't
turn out the way you hoped.
341
00:14:13,922 --> 00:14:15,474
Sometimes, they lose.
342
00:14:15,475 --> 00:14:16,993
Sometimes, it snows.
343
00:14:16,994 --> 00:14:19,512
Man, you guys,
I know it snowed,
but that was great.
344
00:14:19,513 --> 00:14:21,204
Like, really great.
345
00:14:21,205 --> 00:14:23,896
I mean, it was just
like NASCAR, except it
didn't sound like...
346
00:14:26,279 --> 00:14:27,451
I thought
you liked NASCAR.
347
00:14:27,452 --> 00:14:28,556
Well...
348
00:14:30,766 --> 00:14:34,320
Hey, dude, you should
ask for your job back.
You know, like a demotion.
349
00:14:34,321 --> 00:14:36,736
Yeah, I already did.
So, fingers crossed.
350
00:14:36,737 --> 00:14:38,462
Hey, did Brendan
ever pick up his ticket?
351
00:14:38,463 --> 00:14:39,878
No.
352
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:42,156
Yeah, and where's Kenny?
353
00:14:42,157 --> 00:14:44,296
He and Kimmie stopped
to pick up a tiny jersey
for the baby that's not his.
354
00:14:44,297 --> 00:14:46,677
Hey, who knew Kenny
wanted a family
this badly, huh?
355
00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:48,403
Hey, guys.
Hey!
356
00:14:48,404 --> 00:14:50,095
I'm gonna grab a drink.
Does anyone need anything?
357
00:14:50,096 --> 00:14:51,924
Go easy on
the non-alcoholic beer.
358
00:14:51,925 --> 00:14:53,374
You've already had one.
359
00:14:53,375 --> 00:14:55,273
Yeah, and boy,
am I hammered.
360
00:14:57,103 --> 00:14:58,862
Hey, Kenny,
a little advice.
361
00:14:58,863 --> 00:15:00,933
Don't ever tell
a pregnant woman
what to do.
362
00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:03,004
Yeah. Especially
when it's not your baby.
363
00:15:03,005 --> 00:15:04,799
So, I can't care
about his well-being?
364
00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:06,042
Oh, it's a boy?
365
00:15:06,043 --> 00:15:07,941
I like to think so.
That's why I got him this.
366
00:15:09,184 --> 00:15:10,598
You see, Kenny,
when you do stuff like that,
367
00:15:10,599 --> 00:15:13,428
it makes you seem
like you're kind of
in denial of the facts.
368
00:15:13,429 --> 00:15:16,949
Like, I highly doubt
Soriano could fit in that.
369
00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:20,539
God! That line was too long.
And this guy was so rude.
370
00:15:20,540 --> 00:15:22,748
He wouldn't let me cut,
even though I'm pregnant.
371
00:15:22,749 --> 00:15:24,577
Didn't he know you
were drinking for two?
372
00:15:24,578 --> 00:15:26,786
You're hilarious.
Get up.
373
00:15:26,787 --> 00:15:28,961
Oh, God. I can't wait
to get this thing out.
374
00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:30,790
I can get back
to my normal life.
375
00:15:30,791 --> 00:15:34,829
Well, right.
After only about
18 more years.
376
00:15:34,830 --> 00:15:36,072
Thank God I don't
have to wait that long.
377
00:15:36,073 --> 00:15:37,901
Just, like,
three more weeks.
378
00:15:37,902 --> 00:15:40,940
And I am counting the days,
believe me.
379
00:15:43,770 --> 00:15:45,115
Yeah.
380
00:15:45,116 --> 00:15:48,636
You guys don't know...
You didn't tell them?
381
00:15:48,637 --> 00:15:51,018
I'm having someone
else's baby.
382
00:15:51,019 --> 00:15:53,675
Yeah, not just not mine,
not even hers.
Kimmie's a surrogate.
383
00:15:53,676 --> 00:15:55,367
Yeah, I'm having
a baby for another couple.
384
00:15:55,368 --> 00:15:58,508
Oh, okay, okay.
Wow! Yeah.
385
00:15:58,509 --> 00:15:59,854
Kenny, why didn't
you tell us?
386
00:15:59,855 --> 00:16:01,304
It's a private,
personal matter.
387
00:16:01,305 --> 00:16:03,340
It's Kimmie's business,
and she can be sensitive.
388
00:16:03,341 --> 00:16:05,791
There's the dickhead
from the bar!
389
00:16:05,792 --> 00:16:08,656
Excuse me, ma'am.
You should not be
using language like that.
390
00:16:08,657 --> 00:16:10,037
You're gonna
be a mother!
391
00:16:10,038 --> 00:16:11,487
No, I'm not.
392
00:16:16,044 --> 00:16:19,149
A surrogate, you say?
That is so incredibly
nice of you.
393
00:16:19,150 --> 00:16:21,117
Yeah, well,
plus they pay me.
394
00:16:21,118 --> 00:16:23,705
This sucker's
the down payment
on my new condo,
395
00:16:23,706 --> 00:16:25,950
with a lake view!
What up!
396
00:16:27,676 --> 00:16:28,780
Yeah.
397
00:16:32,301 --> 00:16:33,681
Here we go.
398
00:16:33,682 --> 00:16:36,028
And so then,
he doesn't even show up.
399
00:16:36,029 --> 00:16:38,030
I mean, no call, nothing.
400
00:16:38,031 --> 00:16:41,275
I can't even remember
the last time Brendan's
missed opening day.
401
00:16:41,276 --> 00:16:43,208
He seems awfully
mad at you
402
00:16:43,209 --> 00:16:45,141
for some stupid fight
over some stupid
baseball thing.
403
00:16:45,142 --> 00:16:48,385
Oh, the truth is,
things haven't been right
with us since Andy's birthday.
404
00:16:48,386 --> 00:16:51,250
Wait.
Was Andy's birthday party
the same night as the kiss?
405
00:16:51,251 --> 00:16:52,631
Yeah.
406
00:16:52,632 --> 00:16:54,115
You mean the night
that I lost my keys
407
00:16:54,116 --> 00:16:55,704
and you brought me
the extra set?
408
00:17:19,659 --> 00:17:21,178
Hey, what's up?
409
00:17:23,145 --> 00:17:25,526
Oh, no.
Your house keys?
410
00:17:25,527 --> 00:17:26,597
Um...
411
00:17:27,770 --> 00:17:29,427
Yeah, I got them.
412
00:17:30,187 --> 00:17:31,464
Yeah, of course.
413
00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:33,120
Uh...
414
00:17:33,121 --> 00:17:34,777
I could bring
them over.
415
00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:38,642
No, it's no problem.
416
00:17:38,643 --> 00:17:41,507
Yeah. Yeah, sure.
I'll just be there
in a few minutes.
417
00:17:41,508 --> 00:17:42,923
Okay. Bye.
418
00:18:17,993 --> 00:18:21,099
And you just left?
You didn't say anything?
419
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,859
No, I guess not.
420
00:18:22,860 --> 00:18:25,344
Peej, you offered
to bring me the keys.
421
00:18:25,345 --> 00:18:26,759
Well, I'm a nice person.
422
00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:29,624
You brought me the keys
because you wanted an out.
423
00:18:29,625 --> 00:18:31,212
You rejected him.
424
00:18:31,213 --> 00:18:35,423
Look, I didn't
know what to do, okay?
It was so, so strange.
425
00:18:35,424 --> 00:18:36,976
But why?
426
00:18:36,977 --> 00:18:39,979
I don't know!
Because! Because what?
Then we're dating?
427
00:18:39,980 --> 00:18:41,257
We're getting to
know each other?
428
00:18:41,258 --> 00:18:43,224
We're gonna meet
each other's friends?
429
00:18:43,225 --> 00:18:46,434
I already know his
top 10 favorite albums.
430
00:18:46,435 --> 00:18:48,747
I know the names
of all the pets
he's ever had.
431
00:18:48,748 --> 00:18:51,784
I know that his feet
are always cold,
even in the summer,
432
00:18:51,785 --> 00:18:55,133
that he prefers foam
pillows to feather,
that he hates beans,
433
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:58,274
that when he's lying,
he taps the table
like he's playing drums.
434
00:18:58,275 --> 00:18:59,861
Then maybe you're right
for each other.
435
00:18:59,862 --> 00:19:01,587
But what if we're not?
436
00:19:01,588 --> 00:19:05,419
I mean, is it worth risking
everything that we have
to find out?
437
00:19:05,420 --> 00:19:08,905
Because for us,
it is all or it is nothing.
438
00:19:08,906 --> 00:19:12,840
And I'm not really sure
that I'm ready
for the "all" part.
439
00:19:12,841 --> 00:19:14,082
Then you did
the right thing.
440
00:19:14,083 --> 00:19:16,292
But then why am I
jealous of Colleen?
441
00:19:16,293 --> 00:19:20,366
Maybe you're jealous
of Colleen because
you know you can't be her.
442
00:19:24,024 --> 00:19:25,750
I love him
so much.
443
00:19:27,304 --> 00:19:29,616
But I can't
imagine being his...
444
00:19:31,825 --> 00:19:33,482
I can't even
say the word.
445
00:19:34,138 --> 00:19:35,174
Ho?
446
00:19:43,147 --> 00:19:46,563
What makes for
a great season is not
winning on opening day.
447
00:19:46,564 --> 00:19:49,670
It's how you deal
with the loss.
448
00:19:49,671 --> 00:19:52,362
It's not the good times
that make friendships.
449
00:19:52,363 --> 00:19:54,814
It's how you recover
from the bad.
450
00:19:56,678 --> 00:19:57,782
Hey.
451
00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:00,199
Hello.
452
00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:02,546
I'm sorry.
453
00:20:03,340 --> 00:20:04,581
I am really sorry.
454
00:20:04,582 --> 00:20:07,240
It is totally my fault,
and I'm sorry.
455
00:20:11,762 --> 00:20:13,212
But are you sorry?
456
00:20:14,765 --> 00:20:16,628
You know,
I like Colleen.
457
00:20:16,629 --> 00:20:20,148
And I'm happy that
you're seeing her.
I'm sorry I haven't shown it.
458
00:20:20,149 --> 00:20:22,116
It's okay.
Yeah?
459
00:20:22,117 --> 00:20:25,189
All right.
I'm sorry
for yelling at you.
460
00:20:26,535 --> 00:20:29,261
I don't want anything
to ever jeopardize
our friendship.
461
00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:30,401
Yeah.
462
00:20:31,333 --> 00:20:32,541
Me, too.
463
00:20:36,304 --> 00:20:38,995
And I'll trade
you Jeter.
464
00:20:38,996 --> 00:20:40,721
You'll trade me Jeter?
465
00:20:40,722 --> 00:20:42,067
Dude, I can't just
give him to you.
466
00:20:42,068 --> 00:20:43,793
I might be sorry.
I'm not crazy.
467
00:20:43,794 --> 00:20:45,588
Look, you'll get
the better end of it.
It won't be an even trade.
468
00:20:45,589 --> 00:20:46,761
Yeah?
Yeah.
469
00:20:46,762 --> 00:20:50,213
Okay, all right.
How about Pedro Martinez?
470
00:20:50,214 --> 00:20:52,353
Dude, he's not
playing till August.
No, no, no, no.
471
00:20:52,354 --> 00:20:55,701
I heard it's gonna be,
like, three weeks, tops.
Yeah. I'm telling you!
472
00:20:55,702 --> 00:20:57,531
You are so lucky.
473
00:20:57,532 --> 00:20:58,980
Hey, guys.
Hey!
474
00:20:58,981 --> 00:21:00,672
Hey, how you doing?
Good. We're celebrating.
475
00:21:00,673 --> 00:21:02,190
Bobby got his
old job back.
476
00:21:02,191 --> 00:21:03,916
Yeah, pay cut
and everything.
477
00:21:03,917 --> 00:21:06,125
And I'm helping him celebrate
while traffic clears.
478
00:21:06,126 --> 00:21:08,507
It's 9:00.
I think traffic's clear.
479
00:21:08,508 --> 00:21:09,784
It worked.
Let's celebrate.
480
00:21:09,785 --> 00:21:12,131
Yeah!
481
00:21:12,132 --> 00:21:15,514
So, Peej, is it cool
if I crash at your
place for a while?
482
00:21:15,515 --> 00:21:16,929
Dude, the guest
room's free, as always.
483
00:21:16,930 --> 00:21:19,173
Awesome. This weekend?
484
00:21:19,174 --> 00:21:22,141
A big part of
the new season is
letting go of the old one,
485
00:21:22,142 --> 00:21:24,696
forgetting the losses
or the injuries,
486
00:21:24,697 --> 00:21:27,492
and focusing completely
on the future,
487
00:21:27,493 --> 00:21:31,738
on what is possible,
on the glorious summer
that lies ahead.
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