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One of the great
things about sports
is that it creates heroes,
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people who give us
something to aspire to.
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In life, finding a hero
isn't always as easy,
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but I've been lucky.
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Excuse me, miss.
Is there a film
on this flight?
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Aunt Phyllis!
Oh, my God.
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Aunt Phyllis is
my own personal hero.
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She lives this amazing,
exotic life.
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What are you doing here?
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I'm running from the law.
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Well, with your history,
I wouldn't be surprised.
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No, I'm writing
a piece on Chicago
for Travel and Leisure.
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Your article on Uganda?
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Yeah!
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Did you really
eat the grasshopper?
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Uh, no, but my assistant
told me all about it
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while I enjoyed a big,
fat juicy steak.
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Oh, my God.
I can't believe you're here.
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For the next few days
I'm all yours.
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Does Mom know you're here?
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No, but it's a short weekend.
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Your mom would have me
come out to the house
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and then she'd want
to show me her azaleas
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and then I would die
of boredom.
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Anyway,
I'm here to have fun,
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and you know
how your mom hates fun.
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She doesn't hate it.
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She has a complicated
relationship with it.
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Look, I just want to have
a bonding weekend
with my niece
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without anybody
questioning it.
Is that so bad?
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No. Absolutely not.
Your secret is safe with me.
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There's the carom board
I got you from New Delhi.
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Oh, that looks great there.
And that reminds me. Here.
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I got these.
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These are petanque boules
that I won off of an
old man in Provence.
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Oh. Oh, wow.
These boules are...
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What are these?
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It's lawn bowling
but much more pretentious.
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Oh... Should we go out
and petanque?
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I got a better idea.
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Why don't we go to a bar
and get pe-tanked?
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I know the perfect place.
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This is the perfect place.
I could live here.
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P.J. kind of does.
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No, you're at
your place sometimes.
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Yeah, like when
we're playing poker,
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which is what we're
doing tomorrow night.
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Which is where I'll be
taking all your money.
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Man, you sound
exactly like P.J.
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Are you kidding me?
I sound exactly like her.
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I practically based
my life on this woman.
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What? You're the reason
I became a writer.
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Oh, please.
You passed me years ago.
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Oh, no, cut that out.
You're the big writer.
No, you're the big writer.
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No, you're the big writer.
All right.
You've convinced me.
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Oh, my God. Right now,
sitting at the bar,
that's Danny Finn.
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Really? Where?
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Who is Danny Finn?
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Oh, he was a pitcher
for the Cubs in '86,
then he went to Philadelphia
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and he came
back in '89, right?
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That dude hit more batters
than any pitcher
in the history of the game.
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That's right.
He's totally old school.
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He's the first guy off
the bench in a brawl.
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It doesn't matter
who's fighting,
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he just comes out swinging.
He's awesome.
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He's like my hero.
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Go buy him a drink.
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I can't just walk
up to Danny Finn.
What would I say?
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Can I buy you a drink?
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I can't say that.
Can I say that?
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Yeah.
Hey, you guys
go be his wingmen.
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Come on!
Knock them dead, buddy.
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Let us know if
you get his digits.
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Brendo!
Hey!
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Look who's here!
Hi!
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My God!
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Look who it is!
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Phyllis, I haven't seen you
since P.J.'s
graduation party.
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Weren't you the one...
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Yes. It doesn't even matter
what the question is.
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The answer's always yes.
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This is my fiancee, Wendy.
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Fiancee!
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Where you guys been?
Oh. We were up at...
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Sunset Ridge Country Club.
We booked it for the wedding.
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Oh, my God.
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Where a string quartet
will greet us with our song.
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Oh, my God.
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And then,
once we say our wedding vows,
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we're going to release
45 pure white doves
into the evening sky.
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Oh, my God.
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Can you believe it?
God, I feel like
I'm going to cry.
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Me, too.
Me, too.
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If the whole dove thing
flames out,
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we can always do
something here.
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Okay, honey.
We've been through this.
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It's a joke.
And we've heard the joke.
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I loved it.
Tell it again.
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It's the coordinator.
Ah. Good, go, go.
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All right.
How you doing?
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I don't care.
Weddings are for brides, so...
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You know,
I'm just rolling with it.
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Aided by this.
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For God's sake, ladies,
get it over with.
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Mr. Finn,
I'm so sorry.
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It's just that
I'm a huge fan,
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and I just wanted
to come over here
and buy you a drink,
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but I can see that
you have your hands full.
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Barkeep, can I get another...
Jack and Coke.
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Jack and Coke
for Mr. Finn.
It's nice to meet you.
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Heroes don't always
have to be untouchable icons.
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And if you're really lucky,
you might even get
to hang out with them.
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Somebody needs
some more poker juice.
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Well, if you're offering.
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Mmm-hmm.
That's just for you.
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Thank you.
This wine is fantastic.
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Where'd you get it?
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This old Turkish woman
makes it in her sink.
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You brought it all
the way from Turkey?
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No, no. She lives
on the corner of
Webster and Hallstead.
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You know where
they have good wine is
Eddie and Angie's Steakhouse.
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Yeah, because that's where
I'll be spending
tomorrow night
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with my good friend
Danny Finn.
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Hmm. And your good
best friends, Kenny and Bobby?
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Yeah, they'll be there, too.
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Dinner with
"Never Win" Danny Finn?
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Yeah. Danny and I
don't like that nickname.
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Sorry I'm late, everybody.
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Meredith had me
looking at a new
school for Savannah,
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and I got caught up
with some deep...
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Oh, no.
Oh, come here, you!
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Hey!
What have we got here?
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Who's this guy?
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Hello, Phyllis.
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Damn it, Andy,
you haven't changed a bit.
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This head was this big
when he was eight years old.
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Yeah. I finally
got the neck muscles
to hold it up.
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You know what?
I used to take
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P.J. and Andy to
the movies when
they were kids
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every time I came into town
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because their mother
wouldn't let them
see anything.
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Took him to see
Planet of the Apes,
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but we didn't make it
past the first scene.
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They were talking apes.
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Riding horses.
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All right. Who needs?
I do.
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I'm all wined out.
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I'll have a vodka rocks.
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I'll help.
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Hey, Phyllis is awesome.
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I know. I am so lucky
to have her.
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And we're so alike, huh?
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Hurry up
in there, Peej!
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I've waited my entire life
for a Cubs World Series.
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I shouldn't have to wait
that long for a drink!
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Almost scary.
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Oh, my God.
Does your head
hurt as much as mine?
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The best cure for that...
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Tequila sunrise
and a two-man massage.
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Did I ever tell you
about Jose and Rigo?
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No, you...
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What was that?
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Kenny? What you doing here?
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Uh...
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Leaving?
Morning, cutie.
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I can't. I can't wrap
my head around Aunt Phyllis
sleeping with Kenny.
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I can't wrap my head around
anyone sleeping with Kenny.
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What do you
think of this one?
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Ah, he's kinda toothy.
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What about that guy?
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Oh, I didn't see him.
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You know,
this is kind of nice,
the whole coffee thing.
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Fresh air,
people watching.
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Match.com.
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I should do this
more often.
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Yeah, yeah, you guys,
we have a serious
weird thing here.
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Andy, for all we know,
Kenny could be
joining our family.
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Oh, let's not get
carried away here.
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Oh, my God. Wait.
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If they got married,
that would make
Kenny my uncle.
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Yes, but somehow
not my uncle.
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That's how deeply
in denial I am about this.
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Peej, you should tell
Phyllis how you feel.
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Just get it out in the open.
I'm sure she'll understand.
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Oh, here's a good one.
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Dr. Lakeview 77.
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I should send him a wink.
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Wow. Stephanie,
that picture is gorgeous.
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I know. Isn't it?
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I used the photographer
who shoots all
the Chicago Magazine covers.
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That must have
been expensive.
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Well, I've given up
shoes for a year,
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but if it lands me a doctor,
it was worth it.
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What is it with women
always wanting
to marry doctors?
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Like no other occupations
are valid?
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There are a lot of
perfectly happy people
in this world
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who married
construction workers,
farmers...
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You wish you married a doctor,
don't you?
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Yeah. A hot one.
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Even though we know
our heroes are human beings,
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it's still surprising
to see them when they
actually act like it.
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Oh, that's the spot
right there.
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Watch the hands, buddy.
I don't know
where they've been.
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Oh, wait. Yes, I do.
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Look at that,
I need another one.
Phyl, you wanna come with?
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Yeah. Sure, Peej.
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She'll be right back,
Mr. Magic Fingers.
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Be right back.
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Man, your Aunt Phyllis,
I got to tell you...
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No, you don't.
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Thank you. Uh,
this is none of my business,
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but this whole
you-and-Kenny thing
is happening fast.
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Oh, Peej,
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we're just two adults having
a little bit of fun.
That's all. Okay?
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All right. Yeah,
but just so you know,
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I'm having a little trouble
with the whole
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public-displays-of-affection
thing.
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If you think it's weird
in public,
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you don't want to know
what goes on in private.
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Oh.
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I am so glad you're here.
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I need to know
if you're bringing a date.
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We're already up to 324,
and the room only holds 340.
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Wouldn't you know it?
I'm bringing 16 dates.
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Oh, yeah, and the guys
are getting together tomorrow
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to get fitted
for their tuxes,
so are you free?
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Yeah. Of course.
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Why would she need
to be there for that?
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Because P.J.'s gonna be
my best man.
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No, seriously.
P.J.'s my best man.
I told you this.
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You were serious
about that?
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Yeah.
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Um...
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Huh.
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So you thought I forgot,
right? But I didn't.
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I opened the '91 season
with a fast ball...
Bang! Right off his head!
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He goes down
like he's shot.
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They thought he was dead.
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To this day,
he cannot grow hair
on that spot of his head.
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I just cut him off.
On the Dan Ryan?
241
00:10:10,575 --> 00:10:13,473
Right there on the expressway.
Exactly. And I go,
"Pull over, man."
242
00:10:13,474 --> 00:10:15,959
His little kid's going,
"Daddy, don't get out
of the car."
243
00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:18,547
Finally, he does get out
and I take his inhaler
out of his hand.
244
00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,102
"Run for it, man!"
The kid's like,
245
00:10:21,103 --> 00:10:23,414
"Dad, don't run for it!
Don't! It's an expressway!"
246
00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:26,935
He can't breathe!
He doesn't have his inhaler!
247
00:10:26,936 --> 00:10:29,766
Can I get you guys
anything else?
248
00:10:29,767 --> 00:10:33,079
I would like another
Johnny Walker Blue double.
249
00:10:33,080 --> 00:10:34,633
Oh, I'm sorry, sir.
We're out.
250
00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:37,705
Well, somebody
just lost her tip.
251
00:10:37,706 --> 00:10:39,810
Danny, why don't you
just order a different type
of Scotch?
252
00:10:39,811 --> 00:10:41,570
What type of Scotch
do you think I should order?
253
00:10:41,571 --> 00:10:44,057
Maybe
a Glen-shove-it-up-your-ass?
254
00:10:47,405 --> 00:10:49,924
Good one.
255
00:10:49,925 --> 00:10:52,547
Seriously, man.
One of the best dinners ever.
256
00:10:52,548 --> 00:10:57,517
Well, when you run
with the big dog,
things freaking happen.
257
00:10:57,518 --> 00:11:01,073
And now I have got to go
drain the main vein.
258
00:11:01,074 --> 00:11:02,937
Think fast!
259
00:11:02,938 --> 00:11:05,664
Come on, man,
climb the ladder
and ring the bell!
260
00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,700
Dude, that guy sucks.
261
00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:10,082
Seriously,
one of the worst guys ever.
262
00:11:10,083 --> 00:11:12,671
What are you talking about?
Danny Finn is a legend, man.
263
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:13,741
You're just jealous.
264
00:11:13,742 --> 00:11:15,121
I'm jealous of Danny Finn?
265
00:11:15,122 --> 00:11:16,536
Are you a crazy person?
266
00:11:16,537 --> 00:11:18,228
This is a once-in-a-lifetime
experience.
267
00:11:18,229 --> 00:11:19,919
You're gonna tell
your grandkids
about this dinner.
268
00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:21,818
I will. I'll them
that I went to dinner
269
00:11:21,819 --> 00:11:24,648
with a complete has-been
who wouldn't shut up
270
00:11:24,649 --> 00:11:28,100
but still managed to
kill an entire bottle
of Johnny Walker Blue.
271
00:11:28,101 --> 00:11:31,241
Like I said, a legend.
Now, come on, man. Ding-dong!
272
00:11:31,242 --> 00:11:34,694
Wait a second.
Isn't the bathroom that way?
273
00:11:38,387 --> 00:11:39,802
Oh, balls.
274
00:11:48,293 --> 00:11:49,778
Ring the bell.
275
00:11:52,642 --> 00:11:55,368
If Kenny shows up
in the next
couple of minutes,
276
00:11:55,369 --> 00:11:57,301
keep him busy
because I'm not ready yet.
277
00:11:57,302 --> 00:11:59,165
Okay.
278
00:11:59,166 --> 00:12:01,098
You haven't said anything
to your mom about this,
have you?
279
00:12:01,099 --> 00:12:02,548
No, of course not. Why?
280
00:12:02,549 --> 00:12:04,653
Oh, if she knew that
I was having a fling
281
00:12:04,654 --> 00:12:07,311
with a younger man,
can you imagine?
282
00:12:09,038 --> 00:12:10,867
No kidding.
283
00:12:10,868 --> 00:12:12,109
Hey, Peej.
284
00:12:12,110 --> 00:12:13,317
Hey.
285
00:12:13,318 --> 00:12:15,113
Listen...
286
00:12:16,494 --> 00:12:17,874
I got some bad news.
287
00:12:17,875 --> 00:12:19,220
I'm out as best man, huh?
288
00:12:19,221 --> 00:12:21,222
She's hell-bent on this
being a traditional wedding,
289
00:12:21,223 --> 00:12:24,294
and traditional weddings
don't have best ladies.
290
00:12:24,295 --> 00:12:25,985
Well, that sucks.
I know. I'm sorry.
291
00:12:25,986 --> 00:12:29,057
It's just, you know,
I just want everything
to be perfect for her.
292
00:12:29,058 --> 00:12:31,991
You know, it's her day.
Yeah, well,
it's your day, too.
293
00:12:31,992 --> 00:12:35,408
I mean, this wedding
has no Brendo in it.
294
00:12:35,409 --> 00:12:37,617
This whole thing,
it's just been
one big battle.
295
00:12:37,618 --> 00:12:40,172
You know?
And to tell you the truth,
I'm just sick of fighting.
296
00:12:40,173 --> 00:12:42,588
Brendan, this is like one
of the most important days
of your life.
297
00:12:42,589 --> 00:12:45,453
If you don't
take a stand now,
when are you going to?
298
00:12:50,942 --> 00:12:52,288
Hey, Wendy.
299
00:12:53,220 --> 00:12:55,118
Roses are nice.
300
00:12:55,119 --> 00:12:56,567
Yes. The yellow
and the daisies
301
00:12:56,568 --> 00:12:59,467
would go well
with the skirt
around the tables.
302
00:13:00,918 --> 00:13:02,470
Yeah?
Hey.
303
00:13:02,471 --> 00:13:05,197
Hey, hey. Wow!
304
00:13:05,198 --> 00:13:07,268
You look great!
305
00:13:07,269 --> 00:13:09,201
Thank you very much.
Wow!
306
00:13:09,202 --> 00:13:10,823
I'll be out in
two seconds, cutie!
307
00:13:10,824 --> 00:13:12,238
Okay, take your time.
308
00:13:12,239 --> 00:13:14,896
There you go. Sit down.
Thank you.
309
00:13:14,897 --> 00:13:16,278
All right.
310
00:13:18,211 --> 00:13:19,832
Hey, are you cool
with all of this?
311
00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:22,007
Yeah. I mean,
it's kind of strange,
312
00:13:22,008 --> 00:13:25,320
but you know,
you're two adults
just having some fun.
313
00:13:25,321 --> 00:13:26,735
You know?
Wait.
314
00:13:26,736 --> 00:13:28,392
I'm not just having fun.
315
00:13:28,393 --> 00:13:30,739
I mean,
I really like her. Um...
316
00:13:30,740 --> 00:13:33,432
You know me.
I'm not the kind of guy
who just fools around
317
00:13:33,433 --> 00:13:36,987
with somebody
for the hell of it.
I mean, I think this...
318
00:13:36,988 --> 00:13:39,610
I think this could
turn into something.
319
00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:41,889
Really?
Yeah.
320
00:13:41,890 --> 00:13:43,131
What's up, sexy?
321
00:13:43,132 --> 00:13:44,408
Hey, you ready, babe?
Uh-huh.
322
00:13:44,409 --> 00:13:45,652
Okay.
323
00:13:47,309 --> 00:13:48,378
I'll have her home
by 11:00.
324
00:13:48,379 --> 00:13:49,448
Um... No.
325
00:13:50,691 --> 00:13:53,486
I think...
Don't wait up for us, okay?
Okie-doke.
326
00:13:55,006 --> 00:13:56,939
Okie-dokey.
327
00:14:01,392 --> 00:14:05,774
One thing I love
about Chicago,
it's always happy hour.
328
00:14:05,775 --> 00:14:08,398
I think I'm going
to stick around for
a couple more days.
329
00:14:08,399 --> 00:14:10,365
Oh, my God.
That's so great.
330
00:14:10,366 --> 00:14:12,540
Kenny must be totally psyched
to hear that you're staying.
331
00:14:12,541 --> 00:14:16,716
Yeah, you know what?
Maybe we should
keep that a secret.
332
00:14:16,717 --> 00:14:19,581
Why?
Well, Kenny is a lot of fun,
333
00:14:19,582 --> 00:14:21,480
but you know...
334
00:14:21,481 --> 00:14:23,378
I don't think you guys
are on the same page.
335
00:14:23,379 --> 00:14:24,517
What are you talking about?
336
00:14:24,518 --> 00:14:26,761
Well, Kenny likes you.
337
00:14:26,762 --> 00:14:29,971
No, I mean,
like he really likes you.
338
00:14:29,972 --> 00:14:32,042
So, you know,
if you're not that into him,
339
00:14:32,043 --> 00:14:33,664
you gotta be
straight with him.
340
00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:35,563
Kenny knows the deal.
341
00:14:35,564 --> 00:14:37,427
No, I don't think he does.
342
00:14:37,428 --> 00:14:39,947
It's just...
Look, he's my friend.
343
00:14:39,948 --> 00:14:41,810
Well, he's my friend, too.
344
00:14:41,811 --> 00:14:44,330
No, Phyllis,
I'm being serious.
345
00:14:44,331 --> 00:14:46,712
Oh. Who have we got here?
346
00:14:46,713 --> 00:14:48,058
What?
347
00:14:48,059 --> 00:14:49,439
Oh, no, Phyllis.
I'm being serious.
348
00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:51,993
I cannot tell you
how many times
349
00:14:51,994 --> 00:14:54,616
your mother has started
a sentence with that lead-in.
350
00:14:54,617 --> 00:14:55,963
Okay, Phyllis, I...
351
00:14:55,964 --> 00:14:58,206
That and, "Have you planned
for your retirement?"
352
00:14:58,207 --> 00:15:01,658
Or, um, "I can help you
stop smoking..."
353
00:15:01,659 --> 00:15:02,935
So you're
changing the subject.
354
00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:04,799
Or, "Phyllis,
you're changing the subject."
355
00:15:06,698 --> 00:15:09,839
Oh, you were
actually saying that.
Oh, I'm sorry.
356
00:15:10,599 --> 00:15:12,600
If it makes you happy,
357
00:15:12,601 --> 00:15:14,740
I'll talk to Kenny
tonight before poker.
358
00:15:14,741 --> 00:15:17,191
Would you let him down easy?
He's a really good guy.
359
00:15:17,192 --> 00:15:18,918
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
360
00:15:20,540 --> 00:15:22,506
One thing I love
about Chicago...
361
00:15:22,507 --> 00:15:24,578
It's always happy hour!
It's always happy hour!
362
00:15:26,822 --> 00:15:29,824
Who are Tim and Tina Minder?
363
00:15:29,825 --> 00:15:33,138
Oh, that's Dad's chiropractor
and his wife.
364
00:15:33,139 --> 00:15:34,622
The Minders made the cut?
365
00:15:34,623 --> 00:15:36,279
Sweetie,
let me handle this.
366
00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:38,143
All right.
367
00:15:38,144 --> 00:15:39,834
It just kind of seems
like you're
handling everything.
368
00:15:39,835 --> 00:15:42,630
Well, if I left these
decisions up to you,
369
00:15:42,631 --> 00:15:44,908
Judas Priest
would be playing
at the reception.
370
00:15:44,909 --> 00:15:47,531
That would kick ass.
371
00:15:47,532 --> 00:15:50,569
Now that is a wedding
actually worth going to.
372
00:15:50,570 --> 00:15:52,157
What are you trying to say?
373
00:15:52,158 --> 00:15:55,988
I'm just saying, you know,
all this stuff
is meaningless.
374
00:15:55,989 --> 00:15:57,576
Honestly,
I would rather elope.
375
00:15:57,577 --> 00:15:59,440
We can just drive
to Wisconsin tonight,
376
00:15:59,441 --> 00:16:00,993
just you and me,
get this whole thing
out of the way right now.
377
00:16:00,994 --> 00:16:02,443
My parents have
already booked the space.
378
00:16:02,444 --> 00:16:04,376
They've already
paid for the doves.
379
00:16:04,377 --> 00:16:07,793
Screw the doves,
screw the Minders,
all of it. I mean...
380
00:16:07,794 --> 00:16:09,933
Come on, this wedding
has become something
I never wanted.
381
00:16:09,934 --> 00:16:12,591
Really? Because this
is exactly what I want.
382
00:16:12,592 --> 00:16:14,765
When am I going to have
a say in anything, huh?
383
00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:16,802
After the ceremony?
After we have kids?
384
00:16:16,803 --> 00:16:19,460
After you tell me
you want to move
to the suburbs?
385
00:16:19,461 --> 00:16:20,806
You don't want to
move to the suburbs?
386
00:16:20,807 --> 00:16:22,050
You do?
387
00:16:23,327 --> 00:16:24,983
I can't wrap my head
around it, you know?
388
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:28,400
One minute we're
getting married,
and the next it's all over.
389
00:16:28,401 --> 00:16:30,989
Sorry, man.
Yeah, man, we're real sorry.
390
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,992
So no doves?
391
00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:36,063
No doves.
392
00:16:36,064 --> 00:16:38,755
Hey, this guy needs a drink.
Oh, just the one?
393
00:16:38,756 --> 00:16:41,344
I'll help carry.
394
00:16:41,345 --> 00:16:43,794
I think we just hit that point
where it's like,
395
00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:47,213
either you move
forward together
or you call it quits.
396
00:16:48,524 --> 00:16:51,043
You guys want
different things.
397
00:16:51,044 --> 00:16:53,597
Yeah, but it didn't always
used to be like that.
398
00:16:53,598 --> 00:16:55,737
You know, I still
remember that first date.
399
00:16:55,738 --> 00:16:58,361
You know, when she walked
into Vintage Vinyl, I mean,
400
00:16:58,362 --> 00:17:00,466
she had a Ramones shirt on,
for God's sake.
401
00:17:00,467 --> 00:17:03,504
Yeah, but Bren,
she was 23 years old.
402
00:17:03,505 --> 00:17:05,161
You've grown into
being different people.
403
00:17:05,162 --> 00:17:07,094
And you're still clinging
to that image in your head
404
00:17:07,095 --> 00:17:09,027
of that girl who walked
into the record store,
405
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,375
and that's not
who Wendy is anymore.
406
00:17:12,100 --> 00:17:13,652
Yeah.
407
00:17:13,653 --> 00:17:15,655
Well, I guess she's not.
408
00:17:16,863 --> 00:17:20,348
Guest room's open as always.
409
00:17:20,349 --> 00:17:25,181
You know, as a special treat,
I might even pay
a little rent this time. Hmm?
410
00:17:25,182 --> 00:17:27,252
That is a special treat.
411
00:17:30,256 --> 00:17:33,499
Dude, Danny Finn just
walked into the bar.
412
00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:34,983
Should we buy him a drink?
413
00:17:34,984 --> 00:17:38,470
No! He ditched us with,
like, a $600 bill!
414
00:17:38,471 --> 00:17:39,885
He likes good Scotch.
415
00:17:39,886 --> 00:17:42,577
Okay. That was one of
the worst nights ever.
416
00:17:42,578 --> 00:17:43,923
You wanna let him
get away with that?
417
00:17:43,924 --> 00:17:45,856
Damn it, you're right.
418
00:17:45,857 --> 00:17:47,237
I'm gonna go say something.
419
00:17:47,238 --> 00:17:49,102
Fine. I'll come with.
420
00:17:51,484 --> 00:17:52,587
Hey.
421
00:17:52,588 --> 00:17:54,969
Hey,
good to see you guys!
422
00:17:54,970 --> 00:17:57,523
Just in time. Bartender,
a round on my friends.
423
00:17:57,524 --> 00:18:01,355
Mmm. Yeah, not so much.
See, you owe us some money
from the other night.
424
00:18:01,356 --> 00:18:02,908
Well, I have no idea
what you're talking about.
425
00:18:02,909 --> 00:18:05,945
Um, you walked out
on a $600 tab.
426
00:18:05,946 --> 00:18:08,190
Did I hurt
the little baby's feelings?
427
00:18:09,398 --> 00:18:10,744
He gets it.
428
00:18:12,608 --> 00:18:15,058
Come on, man.
Just do the right thing.
429
00:18:15,059 --> 00:18:16,301
Buying you a drink
is one thing,
430
00:18:16,302 --> 00:18:19,062
but sticking us with
a huge tab, that's just...
431
00:18:19,063 --> 00:18:22,238
You're telling me you think
some meal at a crappy
steakhouse is payback
432
00:18:22,239 --> 00:18:23,756
for all the good times
I've given you?
433
00:18:23,757 --> 00:18:26,414
Are you a crazy person?
We just met.
434
00:18:26,415 --> 00:18:28,761
It's the memories, man.
Come on.
435
00:18:28,762 --> 00:18:30,280
The memories of all those
summer afternoons
436
00:18:30,281 --> 00:18:32,903
where I led
the Cubs to victory.
437
00:18:32,904 --> 00:18:35,251
Think about that
and then tell me
who owes who what.
438
00:18:35,252 --> 00:18:36,493
I'm going to give you
a memory.
439
00:18:36,494 --> 00:18:39,013
Bartender, can I get drink
right here, please?
440
00:18:39,014 --> 00:18:40,532
I want you to remember
this is the last drink
441
00:18:40,533 --> 00:18:42,913
some fan ever bought
for your washed-up ass.
442
00:18:42,914 --> 00:18:44,674
Nice!
Thanks, man.
443
00:18:47,333 --> 00:18:48,955
They don't get it.
444
00:18:51,785 --> 00:18:53,476
Hey, you're Danny Finn.
Right?
445
00:18:53,477 --> 00:18:55,824
Sure am.
Want to buy me a drink?
446
00:18:57,757 --> 00:19:00,415
Hey, Phyllis.
Ready to play some poker?
447
00:19:02,382 --> 00:19:03,521
Phyllis?
448
00:19:06,766 --> 00:19:08,008
Phyllis?
449
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,322
Wait a second.
All of her stuff is gone.
450
00:19:12,323 --> 00:19:14,566
I think I have the answer.
451
00:19:14,567 --> 00:19:15,878
What?
452
00:19:19,261 --> 00:19:22,712
Wait a second.
She just took off?
Just like that?
453
00:19:22,713 --> 00:19:25,059
Just like that.
How could she do that?
454
00:19:25,060 --> 00:19:26,371
You're probably too young
to remember,
455
00:19:26,372 --> 00:19:28,338
but she's always
been like that, Peej.
456
00:19:28,339 --> 00:19:32,067
She's a runner. I'm surprised
she lasted the weekend really.
457
00:19:33,241 --> 00:19:34,551
No, wait, but...
458
00:19:34,552 --> 00:19:37,554
We were having
such a good time,
you know?
459
00:19:37,555 --> 00:19:38,900
And there was Kenny and...
460
00:19:38,901 --> 00:19:40,800
Not anymore. Thank God.
461
00:19:42,250 --> 00:19:44,147
Look, Peej,
there's a reason
462
00:19:44,148 --> 00:19:46,736
why she's not that close
to anyone in the family.
463
00:19:46,737 --> 00:19:49,601
I can count on one hand
how many times any of us
464
00:19:49,602 --> 00:19:51,499
have seen her
in the last 10 years.
465
00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:53,467
Well, that's because
she travels so much.
466
00:19:53,468 --> 00:19:55,607
And isn't that
a convenient excuse.
467
00:19:55,608 --> 00:19:58,403
No, it's different
with us, Andy.
468
00:19:58,404 --> 00:20:01,337
I mean,
I'm her favorite, you know.
And we're so alike and...
469
00:20:01,338 --> 00:20:03,787
Whoa. Wait.
Oh, my God. No, Peej.
470
00:20:03,788 --> 00:20:06,273
You two are nothing alike.
471
00:20:06,274 --> 00:20:08,206
You're... You're like Mom.
472
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,656
Like Mom?
473
00:20:10,381 --> 00:20:11,554
Okay, Mom is...
474
00:20:11,555 --> 00:20:15,730
Responsible,
generous, caring.
475
00:20:15,731 --> 00:20:20,495
I mean, you'd never run off
and leave your family
or friends, would you?
476
00:20:22,359 --> 00:20:24,809
The resemblance is
kind of scary at times.
477
00:20:28,261 --> 00:20:31,056
Kenny! What you doing here?
478
00:20:31,057 --> 00:20:32,713
Playing poker, right?
479
00:20:32,714 --> 00:20:35,786
Babe, I picked up
a bottle of merlot.
You're gonna love it.
480
00:20:37,546 --> 00:20:38,616
Uh...
481
00:20:39,686 --> 00:20:42,343
She didn't
482
00:20:42,344 --> 00:20:44,172
tell you anything,
did she?
483
00:20:44,173 --> 00:20:45,934
What are you
talking about?
484
00:20:51,767 --> 00:20:56,150
Wait. So she's gone?
485
00:20:56,151 --> 00:21:01,535
It's a sad thing
when we find ourselves
disappointed by our heroes.
486
00:21:01,536 --> 00:21:04,228
Whether it's because
we idealize them,
487
00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:09,302
or think we know them,
488
00:21:12,650 --> 00:21:14,514
or wanna be like them.
489
00:21:19,243 --> 00:21:22,694
It always stings
when our heroes
fall from grace.
490
00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:33,187
Then again,
it also helps to remind us
who our real heroes are.
491
00:21:33,188 --> 00:21:34,431
Hey, Mom.
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