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At various junctures
in all relationships,

someone has to
perform a selfless act

in order to protect
that relationship's core.

In baseball, that's called
taking one for the team.

It's not fun,
it's gonna sting,

but if it gives your
team an edge, you do it,

and you do it
with a big fake
smile on your face.

Usually.

The house we're
buying in Naperville.

It's gonna be inspected,

and the guy wants to know
if it has something I've
never heard of.

A garage?

Man, I can't believe
you're actually doing it.
I mean, Naperville?

You'll all be
singing a different tune

when I come by with bags
and bags of tomatoes from
our vegetable garden.

Wait a minute.
Free tomatoes?

Are you planting zucchinis?
Because, yum.

You gotta get
some chickens.

No, seriously.
Have you ever had an egg that
just came out of a chicken?

No, and I've never taken
a swig out of a cow's udder,

but I don't think
I'm missing out.

Poker peeps!

Surprise drop-in
from Trouty-boy,
effing howdy!

Really?

He knows it's poker night.
I didn't call him.

Sorry for the
unannounced visit,

but a pipe burst down
in the learning annex

and my tumbling
class got canceled.

Sweets for the sweet.

Sugar cubes.

It's like
old-school style
from mother Britain.

Thanks. I'll give
them to my horses.

Kenny Loggins, your slacks.
Taken in a full inch.

Dude, hop back
on the carb train.

You're looking too angular.
Okay.

What's up, Boo-boo?
And a hearty hello

to the rest of
the mystery machine.

You wanna
play a hand?

That's just the thing,
boys and woman,
and why I stopped by.

Trouty can get us
into an exclusive,

hush-hush,
underground nightclub

that features among
its many amenities,
a sweet craps table

and drinks that can knock you
every which way to Tuesday.

And the name of
this magical club

of which I speak
of unequivocally...

The Streisand.

The what?

The Streisand.

Why are you
whispering?

It's the deal.
You can't say it out loud.

That is utterly
ridiculous.

I've read about
this place,

and it's supposed to be epic
like the old Playboy clubs,
and super exclusive.

I heard Cusack couldn't
even get Piven in.

How much like
the old Playboy clubs?

And more to the point,
and I think we all know
where I'm going with this,

how hot are the waitresses?

No bunny ears or
powder puff tails,

but the rabbit meat
is of similar quality.

I'm in.
You're kidding me.

You're really
going to a place

because the waitresses
are one step above hooker?

I'm in.
Yeah.

So tomorrow night?

We all down for a hang
at the Streisand?

All right, party people.
We ready for
our big night out?

Yes.

It's not a mime club.

Which one are you,
Crockett or Tubbs?

Well played.

That's a good one,
David Copperfield.

Have you heard
from Trouty yet?

No. He'll text me
with the address

once he gets the go-ahead
from the doorman
and not one second sooner.

Hey.

Hey, Steph.

Kenny, I want
to bring a guest.

You can't.
So, the end.

Come on. I made a date
with him for tonight

before we knew
about the Streisand.

It doesn't work
that way, okay?

Wait just a second.
Is this Gregg from
Business Affairs?

Yes.

Go do that, okay?
We can go to...

You know,
another night, okay?

Play this thing out.

Once again, the phrase
"Gregg from Business Affairs"

captures a certain
exotic flair for
romance that just...

Holy crap,
I got the address.
Let's go.

Come on.
We're rolling.

God.

And that's Gregg
with two "G's"
on the end, right?

Yeah.
How did you know?

We didn't. Just sort of,
you know, sensed it.

Yeah, it's weird.

Kinda weird.

I mean,
what is that
extra "G" for?

Sweet golden palace
of the Himalayas.

I know, right?
And the kicker...

This place used
to be a 31 Flavors.

No way.

Excuse me,
but you can't...

Yo, Trouty!
Welcome home, my man!

What's up,
Willie Shoemaker?
How you feeling?

This is my tribe.
Are we cool?

We are very cool.

If you're Trouty friends,
then you're
friends of Streisand's.

We're Trouty friends.

Trouty, I gotta hand
it to you, man.
This place is killer.

And the fact that
you are connected
here is...

I'm gonna go
with unexpected.

This is a
tasty beverage!

No, seriously. Usually I'm
not into these fruity drinks,
but these things...

Must be made with
the freshest organic
produce flown in privately

from Hawaii,
Fiji, Taipei, and...

Hello, everyone.
I'm Steve.

Stevie-Steve!
How you feeling, man?

These are my peeps
of whom I've told
you about.

Yeah, of course.
Know them in an instant.

You must be Ken-dawg.

Mike the Red.

Brendl, Boo-boo, and...

Of course, P.J.

How come she
gets to be P.J.?

Trouty called her
"peanut butter and jelly"
once, and she punched him.

Hi, Steve. Hi.

Your club is amazing.
Thank you.

You've only
scratched the surface.

Frieda, could we get
a round of crab legs?

Uh-huh.

Thank you.

Now, since you're
all friends of Trouty,

needless to say,
drinks are on me.

And here are some chips
to get you started
with on the craps table.

And if you need
anything at all,

please contact
either Frieda or
Lori or Jasmine.

Or Connie.
Or Lisa or Gretchen
or Beth or Kathy.

I'm sure you get the idea.

This is incredible!

I totally know it,
my widgets.

The Streisand.

Come on!

So, yeah. Steve really
hooked us up tonight.

He gave us our
own private table
and a personal waitress

and access to
the fancy bathroom.

How do you know
Steve so well?

Steve and us
are friends...

'Sup, yo,
pieces of eight?

You playing nicely
with R.F.K.
and mikespace.com?

'Cause if not,
Trouty will be all
up in your grill,

which, by the way,
is one fine and
dandy-looking grill.

I think we're
going to check out
the fancy bathroom.

No... No.
Excuse us.

You ever made love
on a bed of
popcorn kernels, baby?

Damn, little big man,
you're looking all tense.

Want me to work
out a knot or two?

Trouty, really,
I'm fine. I...

Dude, I can already
tell you sleep wrong.

Come here.

Somebody's up
a trunk-load of
Ben Franklins.

Sweet ride,
sweet ride.

Let me blow
on the dice.
No, don't do it.

Come on, man.
You guys know me.

I'm like a walking
rabbit's foot.
Come on, let me blow.

Don't do it, man.
He's cursed. Just roll.

Ken-dawg, really?

Come on, man.
Who's your pal?

Sure. Blow.

Seven out. Line away.

Seven out?
Damn it.

Schnap. That's never
happened before.

So, P.J.,
having fun?

Yes, I am.
I usually hate
sceney clubs like this,

but this place is fun.

I'm actually
not a sceney guy,

although faking it's
an occupational hazard.

But I heard about
your cozy little
poker game.

I would love to
play sometime.

Yeah, it's a small
game with friends.

That sounds good, too.
Let's be friends.

You don't miss
a trick, do you?

Part of the job.

Is this the house specialty?

Nope.
It's my specialty.

I only make it
for certain people
on certain occasions.

So I'm a
certain person?

You are absolutely
a certain person.

Looky-looky!
Nice catch,
Stevie-Steve.

I've been trying
to snag this carp
for a while now.

Let me help to
bridge any gaps here.

Both of you whisper
in my ear and tell me
who's your favorite Beatle.

Seriously,
that place?

Crawling with celebrities.

I could have
spit on Gary Sinise.

I can't believe
I missed it.

Wait, you never
actually told us what
went down with Gregg.

From Business Affairs.

From Business Affairs.

Private conversation
for later.

You totally had sex
with him, didn't you?

No!
Why not?

You're a pig.

Anyway, come on.
Tell me more
about the Streisand.

There's not much
left to say, I mean,

except other than it
was the perfect night.

Except for...

Trouty.

Peej, you haven't
said much.
What did you think?

Steve hit on me.

What?

My God.
What happened?

Okay, it was going great,
but then, of course...

Trouty.
Thank you.

But after that,
he did ask me out, and...

You know,
I don't know.

Wait a minute, P.J.
This is awesome.

Don't you see?
If she's in with Steve,

that means we don't have
to use Trouty to get into...

And I can't believe
I'm about to say this...

The Streisand.

Yeah, you gotta do it.
You gotta do this!

It's not always your
decision when you take
one for the team,

but what the hell?
The guy's hot.

All right, all right,
all right. I'll do it.

We're up for
shufflepuck.

So?
It was nice.

It was exactly nice.

He just broke up
with his girlfriend.

So... No, no. No.

It's okay,
'cause she made him
feel like crap for ages.

So I took the role
of builder-upper,

made him feel
good about himself,

so good that
we're going out
again tomorrow.

That's great!

Yeah. And I want
you to meet him.

What, like on the second date?
Stephanie, that's weird.

I don't want
you to join us.

I want you to just
happen to be here.

You know,
having a drink alone.

I don't drink alone.

Which is precisely
why you come here.

You know everyone,
so you're not
technically drinking alone.

Point made.

Come on,
you have such a good
radar on stuff like this.

And then you're free.
To drink alone?

It's a great life I've
carved out for myself.

So, do you
like my place?

It's like being
inside Jeannie's bottle.

Ready for the show again?

I wanna do it,
I wanna do it.

Holy crap.

My God.
I love it.
Thank you.

They don't crack
a smile, do they?

Two of those guys
used to be with the Joffrey.

And by the way...

No. I hate table magic.
I'm sorry.

No. These are
the exclusive white cards
of the Streisand.

All-access passes for you.

And for your friends.

Thank you so much.
I don't know what to say.

Just say, "Hi, Steve."

Hi, Steve.
Hi.

It's just that you are
so awfully close is all.

Yes. And transitively,
so are you.

My God. You just turned
into that guy in, like,
five seconds.

I know. I... Sorry.

Still, let's make out.

What's up?
Are you kidding me?
Who are you?

Quite frankly, a guy who
has to do a radio interview
in about an hour, so...

Sorry, lovebirds,
but I lost my cell phone,

so I borrowed
Ken-dawg's cell phone
to call my cell phone

so I could try to hear
it ring, so, everyone...

Shh.

Schnap. Goose egg.
Where could it be?

I don't know. Maybe we should
take a quick pass around
the club and find out.

I gotta get going anyway,
if that's cool.

Sounds cool to me.

There are
a couple of ways to
take one for the team.

One is to make
a sacrifice fly.

Trouty?

Did you know what was...

Never speak of this.
Then you knew that Steve...

Steve is a friend of mine.

You are a friend of mine.

I don't want nobody to
be unduly embarrassed.

Cool? Late.

You're out,
it doesn't help your stats,

heck, your at-bat
isn't even recorded.

But a good sac fly
can often send a runner home.

White cards to the...
That place.

Yes! Way to go, P.J.
We are in.

We are now
at the top rung of
Chicago coolness.

Yeah, and more importantly,
we now live in
a Trouty-free world.

Yeah!

You guys,
he got us in there in
the first place, okay?

Let up on Trouty.

Why are you now
the defender of Trouty?

He's a human being, okay?
With a heart.

We know he has a heart,
it's just that, you know,

it's surrounded on
all sides by a Trouty.

They've been waiting
for you for another
night of clubbing.

After the inspection,
it took me two hours
to get here from Naperville.

Two. What kind
of world is this?

So then don't move. Stay.

I'm on an unstoppable
bullet train to
suburban hell.

From here on in,
my life will only
involve Naperville

and stay-at-home
alcoholism. Gimme.

Look at her.

No, wait. Look at her.

No, wait... I'm exhausted.

And it's still
early yet.

These are the responsible
ones who have to hold down
jobs and stuff.

Yeah, the hot cokeheads
don't come in
till about 1:00.

Guys. We just
cleaned up at baccarat.

Yeah, I know what
you're thinking.

Who plays baccarat?
Evidently we do,

and evidently we're very,
very good at it.

I wonder why tonight
is so different than
the other night here?

I wonder if it's because
there's no one chasing
away the pretty lizadies.

Could be 'cause nobody's
been blizzowing on my dice.

Man, Trouty is the worst.

Sorry?

Steve! What's up?
Nice suit!

We were just enjoying
the Trouty-free
environment this evening.

Really?
I thought Trouty
was your...

No, no!
Hold on there.

We're not really
friends with Trouty.

We're just kinda...

We can't stand him.
Yeah.

So Trouty's not your...

How can you not...

A few years ago, I was hiking
next to the river in Yosemite

when I tripped
over a huge beehive.

The bees started to attack me,
so I jumped in the river.

The unseasonably strong
current swept me towards
the falls

where Trouty was teaching
a pack of Webelos semaphore.

Trouty stripped down...

All the way for
some reason...

Jumped in and carried
me to safety, swimming
upstream like a trout.

And that is how
Trouty got his name.

Wasn't until years
later that I realized
that salmon swim upstream.

So, you know,
it doesn't really work.

Still, he risked
his life to save mine.

So if you don't
like Trouty,

you don't like life!

You don't like humanity.
So you know what? Get out!

Get out of the Streisand.

But...

That place sucks.

Where's Gregg?

Gone.

What?

Remember how his ex
made him feel terrible?

And I was building him up?

I made him feel so
good about himself

that he got up
the confidence
to call up the ex.

Yeah, I know.
And according to
his last text...

"Things R going great.
Thanx." With an "X."

It's his loss.

I know.

Okay, make me
feel better.

Oh, sure.

I heard that alcohol makes
bad feelings go away.
Let's try it.

I know how you can
really raise my spirits.

You could take me
to the Streisand.

Steph, I don't know.
I really...
I've had it with that place.

You said you wanted
to make me feel better.

May I help you?

I'm P.J.,
remember me?

I'll take it
from here, Saul.

Hello, P.J.
Hey.

- Steve.
- Yeah.

This is my friend Stephanie.
We just came
for a quick drink.

I'm sorry. No.

You and your friends
are no longer welcome here.

Look, if this is
about what happened
the other night, I'm...

This is not about
the other night.

This about how
you and your friends
feel about Trouty.

There's no discussion.
I'd like you both
to leave my club.

No, wait. I like Trouty.

Saul!

"Go directly to jail."

You know what?
I'm okay with that,

'cause I would rather
spend another night in jail

than another night
in the Streisand!

Streisand!

Shh.

Hi, honey.

That's horrible.
What else?

All right. I'll talk to
you at home about this.

Okay. Yeah.
Me, too. Bye.

Everything okay?

Apparently the house
inspector found mold.

Tons of horrible,
infectious mold.

The place is
uninhabitable.

The place is
uninhabitable.

The deal fell through.
We're not
moving to Naperville!

You guys. What the hell
happened with you and Trouty
at the club?

You mean down
at the Streisand!

The Streisand!

Nothing, really.

I mean, we were
just ragging on
Trouty a little bit,

and then that Steve
guy went all ballistic.

He kicked us out.
It was crazy.

Crazy! That guy's crazy!

I know.

Trouty! Come, sit,
have a drink with us.

Why don't you like me?

What? We like you.

I thought you
were my family.

You know, my family.
I loved you guys
from both here and here.

My Christmas card last year?
Just a picture of
the five of you.

New guy,
I was gonna Photoshop
you in this year, but...

Now to hear this?

To know this?

Schnap.

Wait, Trouty,
we like you.

I heard differently.

And if I have ever wronged
any of you in any way,

I would expect as a friend
that you would tell me.

No, man, come on.
It's not that...

God's truth?

Yeah! Absolutely, man.
100 percent, yeah.

No, wait. Hold on.

Look.

Trouty, you're right.
We are your friends. So...

You should know.

They said some
things about you.

And they are sorry,
but they said it.

But look, somebody
should just tell you,

because you're
a really great guy,
and you deserve to know.

Sometimes you're
a little tough
to hang out with.

Why didn't you tell
me about this before?

'Cause we thought
it would be mean.

Not telling me was mean.

So come clean.
What about me bugs you?

Trouty...
This is maybe not...

No, no. Come on, bring it.

I deserve better, right?
So...

Okay.

Sometimes you
can be a little bit

overbearing.

Hold on.

All right, overbearing.
What else?

You can be
a little inappropriate
with women.

I'm on it.

I think you
just try too hard.

I mean, you should
really relax
around your friends.

Yeah.
Chill out in friend town.

I'll tell you something.

It's incredibly
impressive to watch someone
take one for the team.

Especially when it's
a team of just one.

Schnap.

I want you all to know
that I will take
this all to heart,

and I will strive

to correct these errors
in behavioral judgment.

Great. Have a beer.
Sit down.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Come on, grab a seat.
Let's play.

Hold on.

Now it's my turn.

Kenny.

You're first.

Nope.

Trouty don't play
that way. I'm done.

No, Trouty,
you know what?
Go ahead.

Yeah, go ahead
and slam Kenny.

I said no.

I don't find faults
in my friends. I don't.

I honestly enjoy
how Kenny smells
all garlicky all the time.

I revel in that.

And the fact that
Mike has a voice
that can cut through stone?

I don't see that
as a bad thing.
It's what makes him him.

And Brendan, with his
creepily constant
five o'clock shadow,

and new guy,
with his hair
all zootsed-out

like he just got
struck by lightning.

I respect it.

And P.J.

She was the only one
that would tell me the truth.

I respect that most of all.

So.

Hey, guys,

the next round is on me.

How does that sound?

Terrific.

I will go to the bar,
and I will be right back.

Sit tight.

Hang on a second.
Zootsed?

My hair is zootsed?

You know, actually,
I think he was way
out of line just now.

He didn't say
anything about me.

You have an
enormous head.

That's for Trouty
to say, not you.

Buckethead!
What are you drinking?