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All relationships
need to be managed,
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and everybody needs
a little coaching.
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And just like in baseball,
every manager has
a different style.
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That's it.
I gotta go.
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It's not even 9:00.
What for?
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Sorry, folks.
I've got to get back
before Meredith realizes
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I slipped out of
my ankle bracelet.
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Andy's wife Meredith
is like one of those
micromanaging coaches
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who are just incapable
of letting the players play.
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But before I go,
I do have some good news.
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We're getting our house
sprayed for termites.
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Congratulations!
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Wait for it.
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So Meredith is taking
Savannah up to Oshkosh
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for a girls' weekend
with her sisters,
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which means I'll be able
to hang out all weekend.
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Congratulations!
There it is.
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What do you say I
crash here with you?
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Oh, my God! Yeah,
that's going be
so much fun.
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So keep your calendars clear,
because Andy-palooza kicks
off this Friday night,
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and I'm the headliner.
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I'll come up with a better
name for it by Friday.
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Yeah.
Okay, who needs?
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Right here.
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So now that we know
what everybody's
doing on Friday night,
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what's everybody
doing on Sunday?
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Yeah. Not falling
for that one.
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No.
For what?
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For, "Hey,
what's everybody doing?"
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That question is loaded,
and you know it.
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If we say we're
doing nothing,
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then we've got no excuse
to back out when you want
us to do something lame.
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That's right. And if we make
some plan to hedge our bets,
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then we look like dicks
when you come up
with something cool.
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Uh-huh.
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Something cool.
Like Bears tickets?
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Dude, I'm totally in!
Dude, I am so in.
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Oh, my God.
That's awesome!
Absolutely, yeah!
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The game is
supposed to be sold out.
How'd you get tickets?
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I didn't.
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But I needed you guys
to help me move
my stuff to Wendy's...
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So I figured now
that you're all...
Jackass!
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Idiot!
Since everybody's free...
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No beer for him.
No. No.
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Come on, guys.
Look, it's a short
move down the street.
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I'd love to help,
but I'm having coffee with
this girl I've been seeing.
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Jennifer.
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Coffee. Wow.
Haven't we been
through this?
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Coffee is how I
get to know a girl.
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Is never going
to sleep with you.
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Dude, come on, man.
You've got to take this
girl out on a proper date.
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Night, somewhere
with alcohol.
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Fine. I'll call her.
I'll set something up.
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Fantastic.
Everybody's in.
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Look, it's not that
much stuff, all right?
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The more of us there are,
the faster it'll go.
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Come on.
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All right, fine.
We'll do it.
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But this is it, okay?
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No more helping each
other move anymore.
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Just like how we agreed
not to pick each
other up from the airport.
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Yeah. Just like how we
all agreed not to lend
Mike money anymore.
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When did we
agree that?
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I don't know,
but I am in!
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No. You're out!
New rule.
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New rule!
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No.
That is not a rule.
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So Meredith took off
for the whole weekend?
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Yep. It's going
to be awesome.
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He's not going to
have to rush home early.
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He's not going to have to
keep his two-beer limit.
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It's going to be Fun
Andy all over again.
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Oh, I can't believe
I can't play with Fun Andy.
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This weekend
of all weekends.
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Wait, why? What,
are you going
out of town?
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No, no, no.
I'm going to be here,
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but I won't be
eating or drinking.
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I've started my cleanse.
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Your cleanse?
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I drink this lemon,
water, cayenne pepper
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and maple syrup
mixture three times a day.
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And that's it.
And they say
after a week of this,
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you think clearer,
you have more energy...
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And you're really,
really hungry!
Come on, Steph.
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You're not going
to last the weekend.
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What makes you
think that?
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Well, for one thing,
we're in line to
get coffee right now.
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I know, and it
smells really good.
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See?
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So where are
you going tonight?
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Fun Andy is calling
it Andy-palooza,
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so I'm sure it's going
to be pretty festive.
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Well, don't get
your hopes up too high.
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We are a little bit older.
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I mean, how fun
can Fun Andy be?
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Come on,
sing a little, sister.
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I totally forgot how
much fun Fun Andy is.
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I'm fun!
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Kenny, celebrity sighting.
Check it out. Luke Perry.
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Luke Perry? Where?
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I don't see him.
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Are you looking
next to the parrot?
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What parrot?
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No. All I see
is Brendan.
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Brendan!
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Hey, Brendo!
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Brendan, you saw
Luke Perry out there, right?
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Yeah, yeah. He's out
front hailing a cab
with Jason Priestley.
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Be right back.
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Wow. That was easy.
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Meredith would kill me
if she knew I
was eating nachos.
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Oh, I know.
Could you imagine?
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"Nachos?
Oh, I don't know
about that, Andy.
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"That melted cheese
is going to bind
him up for days."
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Hey, check it out.
Meredith as Tony Montana
from Scarface.
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"Say hello to
my little friend."
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What? No!
That was no
good at all.
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That's only 'cause
you need something
more to drink.
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I'll be right back.
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Oh, my God,
where have you
been hiding that guy?
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Are you kidding?
He's been locked
in Meredith-land.
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So did you
find your boy?
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No. He must have
gotten into a cab.
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Hey.
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Hey, do you
want some?
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No, thank you.
I'm fasting.
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Are you trying
to lose weight?
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No, Kenny.
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00:05:05,615 --> 00:05:07,720
You know what?
This may come as
a surprise to you,
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00:05:07,721 --> 00:05:10,447
but the path to mental
and physical enlightenment
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is not paved in
your nacho con carne.
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Excuse me.
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Because your
ass looks good.
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Wow, you really have
a way with the ladies.
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You know,
speaking of ladies,
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are you going to take
that girl Jennifer
out on a real date, or what?
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You'll be pleased to know
that I am indeed going out
on a date with her.
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Atta boy.
Hey!
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One of the great moments
in managing a player
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comes when you see
the result immediately.
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So what are the plans?
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I thought we'd go to
dinner and then drinks
someplace after.
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Just remember,
less dinner, more drinks.
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Right. Chloroform,
then duct tape.
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Whatever it takes.
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What? Sorry. Sorry, honey,
there's a mariachi band on
the "L" platform.
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Well, I'm off to
Crate and Barrel.
Bye-bye. I love you.
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Crate and Barrel, huh?
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I can't believe
she's calling you.
It's been, like, six hours.
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I don't know.
I'm on shot time.
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Does the band
know any other songs?
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Yup, but I tipped them
50 bucks an hour ago
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and told them to keep
the La Bamba coming.
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Happy Cinco de Andy.
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Yeah!
Yeah!
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Vaya con Dios.
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Una mas.
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No, no, no! I can't, I can't.
I got a double-header
tomorrow.
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Well then, you should
be drinking twice as
much, lady.
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He's got a point.
Come on, Peej!
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How often does the gorgon
let me out of the cage?
One more drink.
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I can't, Andy.
I'm sorry...
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Una mas!
No mas!
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Por favor?
Por favor?
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Come on! Por favor!
Por favor!
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Por favor!
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All right, all right.
All right.
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Una mas.
Una mas!
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Una mas!
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So what
are you thinking?
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I gotta say,
it has all the telltale
signs of bourbon.
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I mean, just look
how red her eyes are.
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Yeah, but you get
that with scotch, too.
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I mean, look at the way
she lists to the left.
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If that doesn't
say Chivas Regal,
I don't know what does.
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Oh, oh my.
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Tequila.
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Good call. Nice.
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Sometimes the job
of being manager
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doesn't extend
beyond yourself,
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and could be as simple
as knowing when to have a
nice mellow evening at home.
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Hey P.J.,
you're home!
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What's up, P.J.?
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So much for those plans.
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You remember Tommy, Max,
and Sheldon... Sorry. Squid.
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Just humor him.
Come on.
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Sorry I didn't tell you
they were coming over.
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I just felt it was my duty
to share my freedom
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with some guys in
the same boat as me.
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That is really
sweet of you...
And me.
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It's like I'm a shepherd
leading my flock out
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to have a little fun
before they're
brought back to slaughter.
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Oh, well,
when you put it that way,
go enjoy yourself.
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But look, I am so beat, okay?
So I'm going to
take a quick nap,
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but what do you say
you and I get
a bite when I get up?
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You got it.
All right, great.
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And hey, let's just do
something low-key, huh?
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My liver is still
recovering from last night,
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and we gotta help Brendan
move in the morning.
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No. I want
to go low-key.
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All right.
Go have fun, brother.
All right.
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Why don't we just grab
a pizza at Crowley's?
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Yeah, sure.
I guess that's low-key.
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Yahtzee!
Come on!
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Oh, my God, I don't know
how you keep going, man.
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We're supposed to
come here for a pizza,
and look at you.
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Pizza?
I remember pizza.
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You know, actually,
it makes sense.
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He's been like one
of those Afghani women
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who's wrapped
up under a burka,
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and now the Taliban
is in Oshkosh.
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OshKosh B'gosh.
Oshkosh.
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All right, that's it.
We're getting Loopy and Drinky
something to eat, right now.
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No, I'm fine.
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You guys, food is just
going to slow him down.
Don't kill his buzz.
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It's his last night.
Yeah, it's my last night...
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And one of you is
going to betray me.
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Come on, shots are on me.
What do you want?
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00:09:05,268 --> 00:09:06,717
Uh, blue!
220
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Oh, oh, oh.
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Unbelievable.
Excuse me.
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Be nice.
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Sometimes managers need to be
more patient with a player.
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Guys, this is Jennifer.
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Hi.
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00:09:21,699 --> 00:09:22,906
It's so very
nice to meet you.
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Kenny, conference, please?
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00:09:24,115 --> 00:09:26,875
Sure. Excuse me
one second.
229
00:09:26,876 --> 00:09:30,016
And sometimes
they need to get
into a player's face.
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Dude, are you crazy?
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Ten thousand bars in
Chicago, and you've
got to bring her here?
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They know me here.
That's just it, man.
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You can't take
her to the one place
where you're guaranteed
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to run into one
of your friends.
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00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:39,716
You've got to
have a date place!
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Everyone's got
a date place.
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This is your
date place,
isn't it?
238
00:09:43,341 --> 00:09:44,548
They know me here.
239
00:09:44,549 --> 00:09:45,722
Dude, you're
killing me, Kenny.
240
00:09:45,723 --> 00:09:46,999
All right,
where's your
date place?
241
00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:48,241
Yeah, like I'm
going to tell you.
242
00:09:48,242 --> 00:09:50,312
Fine! You know,
I know what I'm doing.
243
00:09:50,313 --> 00:09:52,176
Then why are you
talking to me instead
of her right now?
244
00:09:52,177 --> 00:09:54,109
'Cause you said "conference."
And why do you
listen to me?
245
00:09:54,110 --> 00:09:56,215
I don't know.
Dude, get out
of Crowley's now.
246
00:09:56,216 --> 00:09:57,423
Do I listen to that?
247
00:09:57,424 --> 00:09:58,770
Yes, you listen to that!
248
00:10:00,979 --> 00:10:02,911
We've got to go.
249
00:10:02,912 --> 00:10:04,017
Bye.
250
00:10:06,398 --> 00:10:08,641
I am so good at this,
I ought to teach
a class for dudes.
251
00:10:08,642 --> 00:10:09,987
I mean, you're not that good.
252
00:10:09,988 --> 00:10:11,611
If you were that good,
you wouldn't be here with me.
253
00:10:12,542 --> 00:10:14,405
Maybe I'm working you.
254
00:10:14,406 --> 00:10:17,374
You know, okay,
that's just pathetic.
Go take a lap.
255
00:10:17,375 --> 00:10:18,927
Yeah. Around the bar?
Around the block.
256
00:10:20,792 --> 00:10:22,690
And hurry up.
I don't want to have to
baby-sit Andy by myself.
257
00:10:22,691 --> 00:10:25,278
Come on. Put a little
bounce in that step.
258
00:10:25,279 --> 00:10:26,349
I shall return.
259
00:10:31,113 --> 00:10:32,251
Hey, where you been?
260
00:10:32,252 --> 00:10:33,770
I just got back
from U-Haul.
261
00:10:33,771 --> 00:10:36,220
Since when do you
have to reserve a truck?
262
00:10:36,221 --> 00:10:38,015
Pretty much
since forever.
263
00:10:38,016 --> 00:10:40,086
So does that mean
no move tomorrow?
264
00:10:40,087 --> 00:10:42,019
Oh, well...
I figured since we're
just going around the block,
265
00:10:42,020 --> 00:10:43,401
that we could just
use everybody's car.
266
00:10:44,402 --> 00:10:45,540
You've got to
be kidding me.
267
00:10:45,541 --> 00:10:47,231
Okay, I'm trying to
think if there's any way
268
00:10:47,232 --> 00:10:49,613
you could make
this whole ordeal
more inconvenient.
269
00:10:49,614 --> 00:10:50,683
Come on, guys.
270
00:10:50,684 --> 00:10:52,064
Kenny!
271
00:10:52,065 --> 00:10:54,169
Kenny's not here, sweetie.
272
00:10:54,170 --> 00:10:56,171
We will help you,
all right, but you owe us.
273
00:10:56,172 --> 00:10:58,415
Fine! Leave, cowards!
274
00:10:58,416 --> 00:11:00,659
I expected this
from Max and Tommy,
275
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:03,559
but I figured
better from you,
Sheldon!
276
00:11:05,250 --> 00:11:06,285
Ow.
277
00:11:06,286 --> 00:11:07,769
Yeah.
278
00:11:07,770 --> 00:11:09,219
Sounds like it's getting
a little ugly over there.
279
00:11:09,220 --> 00:11:11,014
We hurtled past ugly
a half an hour ago,
280
00:11:11,015 --> 00:11:13,673
when Andy got up on
the bar and took us
all to torso town.
281
00:11:16,848 --> 00:11:19,160
Hey there, Andy.
You ready to go home?
282
00:11:19,161 --> 00:11:20,782
Why? It's early.
283
00:11:20,783 --> 00:11:22,820
Don't be a party poop...
Meredith.
284
00:11:29,136 --> 00:11:32,795
Speak of the devil,
the devil appears. Bam!
285
00:11:34,763 --> 00:11:37,488
Wow, that is the first
time I've ever seen you
286
00:11:37,489 --> 00:11:39,456
ignore Meredith's
phone call. Bango!
287
00:11:39,457 --> 00:11:40,733
You know what?
Hell with her.
288
00:11:40,734 --> 00:11:42,840
She's not the boss
of me, you know.
289
00:11:44,289 --> 00:11:46,428
I thought she was
the boss of you.
290
00:11:46,429 --> 00:11:51,399
Well, Andy Co. has a new CEO,
and his name is... Andy.
291
00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:53,263
Oh, my God,
that's pathetic.
292
00:11:53,264 --> 00:11:55,644
You're not even
trying anymore.
It's time to go home.
293
00:11:55,645 --> 00:11:59,925
I want to stay.
I don't want to go! Stay!
294
00:11:59,926 --> 00:12:02,237
All right, P.J., listen.
If you want to go
home and get some sleep,
295
00:12:02,238 --> 00:12:03,929
we can look
after him for you.
296
00:12:03,930 --> 00:12:05,378
Yeah, seriously,
he's fine.
297
00:12:05,379 --> 00:12:06,863
I'm going to stick around
for another drink anyway.
298
00:12:06,864 --> 00:12:08,865
All right, thank you.
I'll see you tomorrow.
299
00:12:08,866 --> 00:12:10,729
Una mas.
300
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:13,386
God, your breath
smells so bad.
301
00:12:13,387 --> 00:12:15,147
Let's go,
little cayenne pepper.
302
00:12:15,148 --> 00:12:17,666
Yeah. I'm going to
roll with you guys.
303
00:12:17,667 --> 00:12:19,427
Don't let him
forget this.
I won't.
304
00:12:19,428 --> 00:12:24,501
Happy birthday, Mr. President!
305
00:12:24,502 --> 00:12:27,297
When he starts doing Liza,
send him home.
306
00:12:27,298 --> 00:12:30,127
When you start doing Liza,
307
00:12:30,128 --> 00:12:31,440
I'll send you home.
308
00:12:32,786 --> 00:12:33,787
Good luck with him.
309
00:12:34,926 --> 00:12:35,893
Una mas!
310
00:12:47,042 --> 00:12:49,215
Hey, Peej,
sorry to wake you.
311
00:12:49,216 --> 00:12:50,838
What's up?
312
00:12:50,839 --> 00:12:53,323
We just wanted to stop
by and see if you'd
seen Andy at all.
313
00:12:53,324 --> 00:12:55,015
No, not since
I left the bar.
314
00:12:55,878 --> 00:12:57,085
Okay.
Good night.
315
00:12:57,086 --> 00:12:58,535
Good night.
316
00:12:58,536 --> 00:12:59,709
Wait.
317
00:13:01,642 --> 00:13:03,886
Why? Why? Why?
318
00:13:05,267 --> 00:13:06,681
Uh...
319
00:13:06,682 --> 00:13:08,752
You know,
we just sort of...
320
00:13:08,753 --> 00:13:10,167
We can't find him.
321
00:13:10,168 --> 00:13:11,410
You lost my brother?
322
00:13:11,411 --> 00:13:12,549
No.
323
00:13:12,550 --> 00:13:13,862
Kind of.
Pretty much, yeah.
324
00:13:20,351 --> 00:13:24,250
Baseball managers
will be excused for losing
a game from time to time,
325
00:13:24,251 --> 00:13:26,356
but if you're
managing a person,
326
00:13:26,357 --> 00:13:28,427
losing them isn't
so much an option.
327
00:13:28,428 --> 00:13:29,531
Bobby, P.J.!
328
00:13:29,532 --> 00:13:31,154
Hey, anything?
329
00:13:31,155 --> 00:13:33,259
Well, I talked
to the people over
at O'Connor's,
330
00:13:33,260 --> 00:13:36,021
and they said they haven't
seen him since he smashed
their jukebox.
331
00:13:36,022 --> 00:13:38,609
And we just heard that
some drunk blond guy
332
00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:40,715
got in a fight with
the rib joint mascot.
333
00:13:40,716 --> 00:13:43,373
We're not jumping
to any conclusions.
We don't know it was him.
334
00:13:43,374 --> 00:13:45,237
Man, he does hate
that pig, though.
335
00:13:45,238 --> 00:13:46,652
Did we find him yet?
336
00:13:46,653 --> 00:13:49,034
Unbelievable.
337
00:13:49,035 --> 00:13:51,277
Oh, Jennifer, this is P.J.
P.J., this is Jennifer.
And you know Bobby and Mike.
338
00:13:51,278 --> 00:13:52,554
Hi.
339
00:13:52,555 --> 00:13:54,487
It's nice to see you again.
Kenny, conference.
340
00:13:54,488 --> 00:13:55,903
I don't need
another conference.
341
00:13:55,904 --> 00:13:57,284
You definitely need
another conference.
342
00:13:58,872 --> 00:14:00,355
Dude, what are
you doing here?
343
00:14:00,356 --> 00:14:02,012
I got a text from
P.J. about Andy.
344
00:14:02,013 --> 00:14:03,220
Jennifer and I
were still out,
345
00:14:03,221 --> 00:14:04,428
and I thought, you know,
maybe we could help.
346
00:14:04,429 --> 00:14:06,189
Still out?
347
00:14:06,190 --> 00:14:07,707
Yeah, we were at
an after-hours joint,
taking in some smooth jazz.
348
00:14:07,708 --> 00:14:09,709
Dude, after-hours
smooth jazz?
349
00:14:09,710 --> 00:14:12,955
If she's willing to
tolerate after-hours
smooth jazz, you're in.
350
00:14:13,542 --> 00:14:15,232
I am in.
351
00:14:15,233 --> 00:14:16,993
Then why are you
sitting here
talking to me?
352
00:14:16,994 --> 00:14:18,408
You said "conference."
And why do you
listen to me?
353
00:14:18,409 --> 00:14:20,479
I don't know.
Then get out of here.
354
00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:21,721
Do I listen to that?
355
00:14:21,722 --> 00:14:23,276
Dude, I'm not doing
this again. No.
356
00:14:24,208 --> 00:14:25,311
We've got to go.
357
00:14:25,312 --> 00:14:28,384
Bye.
See you later.
358
00:14:29,523 --> 00:14:31,214
Okay. So where
do we look now?
359
00:14:31,215 --> 00:14:34,148
I don't know.
We checked hospitals,
we checked bars.
360
00:14:34,149 --> 00:14:35,735
Hey, has anybody
checked the bordellos?
361
00:14:35,736 --> 00:14:37,358
Why would he be
at a bordello?
362
00:14:37,359 --> 00:14:39,808
And by the way,
who uses the word
"bordello"?
363
00:14:39,809 --> 00:14:40,914
Fancy gentlemen do.
364
00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:44,848
Oh, my God!
365
00:14:44,849 --> 00:14:46,505
See, we could be
a band, you know.
366
00:14:46,506 --> 00:14:47,575
Andy?
367
00:14:48,646 --> 00:14:50,612
My best old friends!
368
00:14:50,613 --> 00:14:53,305
Guys, these are
my best new friends.
369
00:14:53,306 --> 00:14:55,410
My sweet, sweet sister.
370
00:14:55,411 --> 00:14:56,584
God!
371
00:14:56,585 --> 00:14:58,138
Do you got any weed?
372
00:14:58,794 --> 00:14:59,967
No.
373
00:14:59,968 --> 00:15:02,521
Una mas!
374
00:15:02,522 --> 00:15:05,696
Guys, come on, please.
We got to pick up the pace
a little bit, all right?
375
00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:07,043
We're going to be
here forever.
376
00:15:07,044 --> 00:15:11,392
We were out looking for Andy
until three hours ago.
377
00:15:11,393 --> 00:15:14,119
The inside of my head
feels like it's
made out of fur.
378
00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:15,775
I feel like
maybe crying.
379
00:15:15,776 --> 00:15:16,915
I'm taking a break.
380
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,986
Break? No, no, no.
We just got started.
381
00:15:18,987 --> 00:15:21,367
Everybody pick up a box.
Let's get a move on.
382
00:15:21,368 --> 00:15:23,059
Come on. Hop to.
383
00:15:23,060 --> 00:15:24,370
What's gotten
into you?
384
00:15:24,371 --> 00:15:26,855
Peak mind-body wellness,
that's what.
385
00:15:26,856 --> 00:15:28,927
I'm pure, people.
386
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:31,170
Now move!
387
00:15:31,171 --> 00:15:33,759
Managers are most
necessary when the people
they're managing
388
00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:35,726
need a lot of motivation.
389
00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:38,833
See, that is the attitude
that I'm talking about,
people. Let's go!
390
00:15:38,834 --> 00:15:41,249
Brendan,
get out of my way.
391
00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:43,148
You don't have to
be so bossy about it.
It's my move.
392
00:15:43,149 --> 00:15:45,115
I like to feel like
I'm in charge sometimes.
393
00:15:50,121 --> 00:15:51,225
Hello.
394
00:15:51,226 --> 00:15:52,364
Hi, Meredith!
395
00:15:52,365 --> 00:15:55,402
Meredith,
she's... I...
396
00:15:56,645 --> 00:15:59,336
He is at the farmer's market
397
00:15:59,337 --> 00:16:01,270
picking up some
salad fixings.
398
00:16:02,547 --> 00:16:04,134
You know,
that's actually
a funny story.
399
00:16:04,135 --> 00:16:09,244
I borrowed his cell phone,
and I lost it.
400
00:16:11,694 --> 00:16:14,144
Yes. That is just like me.
401
00:16:14,145 --> 00:16:15,421
Uh...
402
00:16:15,422 --> 00:16:17,597
I will have him call you
as soon as he gets back.
403
00:16:18,874 --> 00:16:20,564
Bye.
404
00:16:20,565 --> 00:16:22,428
Andy, you made me
lie to Meredith.
405
00:16:22,429 --> 00:16:23,603
Meredith.
406
00:16:25,570 --> 00:16:27,537
What can
I help with?
407
00:16:27,538 --> 00:16:30,022
Kenny, why aren't you
wearing what you wore
last night?
408
00:16:30,023 --> 00:16:31,230
'Cause I'm not
disgusting?
409
00:16:31,231 --> 00:16:33,336
Well, if you closed
the deal with Jennifer,
410
00:16:33,337 --> 00:16:34,958
you would be wearing
what you wore last night,
411
00:16:34,959 --> 00:16:38,272
so obviously, you didn't
close the deal, did you?
412
00:16:38,273 --> 00:16:40,274
You know what?
It's none of your business.
413
00:16:40,275 --> 00:16:41,620
That means no.
414
00:16:41,621 --> 00:16:44,312
Get off my back.
Let me handle things my way.
415
00:16:44,313 --> 00:16:47,350
If you listen to me,
she'd be handling
your things.
416
00:16:47,351 --> 00:16:48,661
Dude.
You know what I mean?
417
00:16:48,662 --> 00:16:51,630
I do, which is why
I went, "Dude."
418
00:16:51,631 --> 00:16:53,045
Fine. I'm done
coaching you.
419
00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:54,495
Fine. I don't want
you to coach me.
420
00:16:54,496 --> 00:16:56,497
Fine. You don't
have a coach.
Great. You're fired.
421
00:16:56,498 --> 00:16:58,119
Oh, I wasn't even hired.
422
00:16:58,120 --> 00:16:59,672
And you don't
have power over me.
You're not the boss of me.
423
00:16:59,673 --> 00:17:01,020
Okay, you won that.
424
00:17:05,369 --> 00:17:06,370
So how was it?
425
00:17:07,578 --> 00:17:08,579
What?
426
00:17:10,753 --> 00:17:11,960
Pretty good.
427
00:17:11,961 --> 00:17:13,169
Nicely done.
428
00:17:13,170 --> 00:17:14,584
Thank you.
429
00:17:14,585 --> 00:17:16,413
In the course
of doing their jobs,
430
00:17:16,414 --> 00:17:18,864
some managers
become unpopular
with their players.
431
00:17:18,865 --> 00:17:21,280
But there's really only
one way to judge a manager.
432
00:17:21,281 --> 00:17:22,350
Results.
433
00:17:22,351 --> 00:17:23,628
Hey, do me a favor.
434
00:17:24,664 --> 00:17:26,423
Don't tell Mike.
435
00:17:26,424 --> 00:17:28,425
I don't want to give
him the satisfaction.
436
00:17:28,426 --> 00:17:29,669
Tell Mike what?
437
00:17:31,774 --> 00:17:32,775
Hey, Andy!
438
00:17:34,122 --> 00:17:35,260
Andy!
439
00:17:36,365 --> 00:17:38,953
Hey, we're going to
go over to Wendy's.
440
00:17:38,954 --> 00:17:40,611
Get me a Frosty.
441
00:17:41,577 --> 00:17:43,889
Biggie-size it.
442
00:17:43,890 --> 00:17:48,135
You've had, like,
19 calories this weekend
and I'm the one dragging ass.
443
00:17:48,136 --> 00:17:51,379
And I feel better than
I've felt my entire life.
444
00:17:51,380 --> 00:17:53,623
Honestly, I thought
you would have caved by now.
445
00:17:53,624 --> 00:17:55,866
Come on, P.J.
You know me too well.
446
00:17:55,867 --> 00:18:00,388
Yeah. And I thought
you would have caved by now.
447
00:18:00,389 --> 00:18:02,115
Does Meredith
get back tonight?
448
00:18:03,185 --> 00:18:05,600
Yes, thank God!
449
00:18:05,601 --> 00:18:08,983
She gets home, and
I don't have to baby-sit
that big, drunken lump.
450
00:18:08,984 --> 00:18:10,157
You mean Fun Andy.
451
00:18:10,158 --> 00:18:11,434
No, that was
not Fun Andy.
452
00:18:11,435 --> 00:18:14,299
Yes, it was.
Don't you remember?
453
00:18:14,300 --> 00:18:19,027
Fun Andy was the reason you
spent your sweet sixteen party
in the emergency room.
454
00:18:19,028 --> 00:18:20,891
No, he had an
allergic reaction.
455
00:18:20,892 --> 00:18:23,031
To cocaine!
456
00:18:23,032 --> 00:18:24,895
You take sweet
little lovable Andy
457
00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:27,588
and you cut him loose,
and he turns into Mr. Hyde.
458
00:18:27,589 --> 00:18:28,968
Or Doctor Jekyll.
459
00:18:28,969 --> 00:18:30,522
Which one is the one
with the fangs?
460
00:18:30,523 --> 00:18:31,626
Dracula?
461
00:18:31,627 --> 00:18:32,765
I don't know.
462
00:18:32,766 --> 00:18:36,355
Hang on. Why did
we call him Fun Andy?
463
00:18:36,356 --> 00:18:37,908
You named him that.
464
00:18:37,909 --> 00:18:39,013
I did?
465
00:18:39,014 --> 00:18:40,187
You did.
466
00:18:40,188 --> 00:18:42,154
I guess I was young.
467
00:18:42,155 --> 00:18:45,364
And I'm sure, in a way,
that you looked
up to Fun Andy.
468
00:18:45,365 --> 00:18:46,469
Yeah.
469
00:18:46,470 --> 00:18:48,782
He is your big brother.
470
00:18:50,474 --> 00:18:53,786
The good news is
Andy's so hurting
from last night,
471
00:18:53,787 --> 00:18:56,444
he won't be thinking
about alcohol for a while.
472
00:18:56,445 --> 00:18:57,756
Oh, great,
you're back!
473
00:18:57,757 --> 00:18:58,998
Hey, where do you
keep the limes?
474
00:18:58,999 --> 00:19:01,518
Oh, come on!
Are you crazy?
Stop it!
475
00:19:01,519 --> 00:19:03,451
Whoa, whoa.
Settle down, Peej.
476
00:19:03,452 --> 00:19:05,488
Before you go
all Meredith on me,
477
00:19:05,489 --> 00:19:07,110
I didn't mean to
worry you last night...
478
00:19:07,111 --> 00:19:10,113
No, wait. Hang on,
this isn't about last night,
479
00:19:10,114 --> 00:19:12,461
and I wasn't
worried about you.
480
00:19:13,428 --> 00:19:15,567
I'm mad at you!
481
00:19:15,568 --> 00:19:17,569
I thought we were going
to have this great weekend,
482
00:19:17,570 --> 00:19:21,228
and you turn it into
Jackass Spring Break.
483
00:19:21,229 --> 00:19:25,266
I'm sorry about that.
It's just that I never
get a chance to let loose.
484
00:19:25,267 --> 00:19:26,612
I mean, you're
the one always saying
485
00:19:26,613 --> 00:19:28,683
how tight Meredith
keeps the reins on me.
486
00:19:30,030 --> 00:19:32,171
See? She's all up
in my business.
487
00:19:32,792 --> 00:19:33,862
Hey, babe.
488
00:19:34,932 --> 00:19:36,691
How was Wisconsin?
489
00:19:36,692 --> 00:19:39,211
Yeah. Well, you haven't
missed anything here.
490
00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:42,732
P.J. and I have just been,
you know, kickin' it.
491
00:19:42,733 --> 00:19:46,356
Yeah. I did get a chance
to look at some dishwashers.
492
00:19:46,357 --> 00:19:49,014
Stainless steel
is the way to go.
493
00:19:49,015 --> 00:19:51,672
Yeah. So I'll
see you tonight.
494
00:19:51,673 --> 00:19:53,087
Can't wait.
495
00:19:53,088 --> 00:19:54,296
Give Savannah a kiss.
496
00:19:54,952 --> 00:19:56,125
Okay. Bye-bye.
497
00:19:57,126 --> 00:19:58,300
Oh, my God.
498
00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:01,509
Thank God for Meredith.
499
00:20:01,510 --> 00:20:03,062
Come on.
500
00:20:03,063 --> 00:20:05,204
I can't believe I'm
going to hear myself
say this, but...
501
00:20:06,135 --> 00:20:08,861
You need Meredith.
502
00:20:08,862 --> 00:20:13,832
If it weren't for Meredith,
you would probably be
dead by now,
503
00:20:13,833 --> 00:20:16,697
or worse, on my couch
being a jackass
every weekend.
504
00:20:16,698 --> 00:20:19,941
You totally need Meredith
to put restrictions on you!
505
00:20:19,942 --> 00:20:22,634
All managers have
to motivate their players.
506
00:20:22,635 --> 00:20:24,360
Like Meredith rules
with an iron fist,
507
00:20:24,361 --> 00:20:27,053
because it brings out
the best in her player.
508
00:20:27,985 --> 00:20:29,641
I wasn't a jackass.
509
00:20:29,642 --> 00:20:30,988
Oh, yes, you were.
510
00:20:35,682 --> 00:20:37,063
Maybe just
a little bit.
511
00:20:42,620 --> 00:20:45,105
Sorry. Sorry.
512
00:20:47,901 --> 00:20:49,558
It's okay.
513
00:20:50,732 --> 00:20:52,423
You can make it
up to me next time.
514
00:20:53,459 --> 00:20:54,459
Thanks.
515
00:20:55,737 --> 00:20:57,841
I don't know why
you made me drink so much.
516
00:20:57,842 --> 00:21:00,292
I wanted to
keep it low-key.
517
00:21:00,293 --> 00:21:02,743
God, I'm going kill you!
518
00:21:02,744 --> 00:21:05,918
Don't hit me here.
It hurts me up here.
519
00:21:05,919 --> 00:21:09,750
I got the best hangover
cure in the world.
520
00:21:09,751 --> 00:21:12,270
It's cold pizza,
and it's in my fridge.
521
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:14,410
I'm totally going
take care of you.
You lie back.
522
00:21:14,411 --> 00:21:16,550
In sports,
coaches and managers
523
00:21:16,551 --> 00:21:18,793
help players
navigate the game.
524
00:21:18,794 --> 00:21:20,864
In life, your friends
and family fill that role.
525
00:21:20,865 --> 00:21:23,384
I'm just so hungry.
526
00:21:23,385 --> 00:21:26,042
Because when it
comes down to it in
the heat of the moment,
527
00:21:26,043 --> 00:21:29,874
managing oneself is never
as easy as it sounds.
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