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No doubt about it.
The guys and I are
a team that really works.
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And now that
I'm dating Hank,
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well, it's kind of like
I went out and picked up
the free agent
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that's gonna make our team
better and finally bring
me a championship.
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And the streak
continues, people.
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Yeah, well, don't expect it
to continue tonight
at Crowley's.
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The decathlon is
a whole different thing.
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The decathlon
starts tonight?
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You're kidding, right?
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Everybody put it
on their calendar,
like, a year ago.
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Oh, my God.
What's the decathlon?
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It's just stupid.
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I didn't realize
it was tonight.
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I have dinner with Hank
in a half an hour.
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P.J., it's
the decathlon.
Hmm.
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Will somebody please tell me
what the hell
the decathlon is?
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Yes. Every year
we do 10 games over
five nights at Crowley's.
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Board games, word games,
thumb fighting.
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It's me and P.J.
versus Mike
and Brendan.
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Losers have to buy drinks
for the winners for a month.
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See? Stupid.
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Dude, it's not
stupid, okay?
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Why don't you guys
just move it a night?
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Move the decathlon?
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Blasphemer!
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Okay, why do I have to
have a boyfriend now?
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Look, why don't you just tell
Hank that you'll see him
this weekend?
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Yeah, I can't.
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Bobby and I are going to
Pittsburgh with the Cubs
on Wednesday.
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Andy can take my place.
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Huh? Huh?
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Really?
Seriously? Okay.
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You know,
two seconds ago
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I just heard you say that
the decathlon was stupid.
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Yeah, well you know,
it is stupid
if I wasn't participating.
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Are you gonna be good?
Because P.J.'s really good.
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I'm gonna be...
I'm gonna try my best.
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That's not very good.
Oh, one of those people
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who says stupid things
like that.
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Okay, team conference
in the kitchen.
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Team conference.
All right.
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All right, I'm out.
I gotta go get changed
for dinner with the boyfriend.
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Ooh. Why, Miss Preen,
I've never noticed you in
the secretarial pool before.
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Okay, I was gonna
tell this to P.J.
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We gotta let Mike
have the last pick
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because you know
he's gonna pick
thumb fighting.
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Kenny, it's time
you faced the truth
about thumb...
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My God.
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I've been working out.
This thing's been pulling on
a rubber band for 12 months.
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Look at the size
of your thumb.
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Damn right. Okay,
Mike wants to have
the last pick,
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we're gonna let him
have the last pick.
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We're gonna lay low
for the first nine games,
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and then boom!
I'm gonna whip this out.
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Give me that.
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Are you ready?
Yeah.
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I'm not messing with you.
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It's our secret. Come on.
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Yes, sir.
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Hey, you guys,
Hank bought me this top.
I need your honest opinion.
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Man buys a nice top.
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Looks broken.
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Hey, we're gonna give
you guys first choice,
which means we get last pick.
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No problem.
We'll start with Jenga.
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No,
you can't start with Jenga.
I wanna watch Jenga.
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Whoa, you made
your choice there, P.J.
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You know, we'd all like to
put on a pretty top
and go out tonight,
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but some of us
take the decathlon
very seriously.
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I take
the decathlon seriously.
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Do you? Really?
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Hey, Hank.
I wanted to know
if you wanted to...
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Oh, God, no. I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to interrupt.
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It's just I'm at Crowley's
right now and I was...
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No, I'll be fast.
God, give me a minute.
Geez, I just...
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I can't make
our date tonight.
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It's Jim from the paper. God.
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And you don't know him,
but let's just say
that Jim's pulling a Jim
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and I am stuck.
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Um, I have to go to a park.
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I don't even know which one.
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And... Right, Jim.
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So, rain check?
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Yes, so one minute
I am happily wearing
this weird top
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on my way to dinner,
then the next minute,
boom, I'm lying.
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This lie just pops out of
my mouth and I don't even know
where it came from.
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Just give
yourself a break.
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Yeah, but what does it mean
that I would lie to
my boyfriend like that?
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What kind of lunatic
picks a night at Crowley's
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over dinner at
a 4-star restaurant?
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00:04:02,794 --> 00:04:05,071
And there's more, okay?
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00:04:05,072 --> 00:04:07,970
Hank doesn't exactly love
hanging out with the guys, right?
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00:04:07,971 --> 00:04:09,938
So if I had invited him,
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I would have ended
up baby-sitting him
the whole time,
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and quite frankly,
it would have made
my night less fun.
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You're unbelievable.
Just don't do
anything stupid.
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Like what?
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Like telling
Mr. Perfect the truth.
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Oh, I think I have to.
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I mean, what kind of
relationship do you have
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if you can't come clean
with the person you're with?
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A relationship
that will last.
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Look, it's like faking
an orgasm,
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or telling somebody
that their baby is cute.
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These are good lies.
Nobody gets hurt.
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But if you start getting
all honest on the man,
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then he's gonna think
that he can't trust you.
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Maybe he'll trust me more
because I told him.
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It doesn't work
that way.
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Come on. I gotta go.
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All right. Tonight's game,
$25,000 Pyramid.
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All right.
You picked,
we go first.
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Let's do this.
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Dude. We should
have conferred on this.
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Oh, no, no.
Pyramid's a winner.
Believe me.
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It's not my best game.
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It's not about
how good you are,
all right?
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I've seen Andy play Pyramid.
What do you mean?
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Okay, just give me a clue.
Clock's ticking.
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Uh...
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Anything.
Just say anything.
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Nothing.
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Oh, oh. Right.
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Okay, you have to
say something.
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You gotta just say
any word at this point.
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We're running out...
A clue. Please.
Okay. All right.
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Clue, clue, clue, clue.
All right!
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Just give me a clue.
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You're just going "c-c-c-c,"
and I don't know if
it's a fit or a clue.
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It's round.
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A basketball. Baseball.
131
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No, no, no, no.
The world.
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A planet.
No, no, no, no.
133
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No, it's not,
but it's not round.
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It's round.
135
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Uh, it's a car
without a top.
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Broken car.
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No, no, no. Uh...
It's the kind of car
you might take to the beach,
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but it's a car
where you push a button
and the top comes down.
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Beach car?
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I don't know if you have
a virus or why you
don't work properly.
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You're not still
giving me hints, are you?
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That's money.
Whoo.
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What was it,
a dune buggy?
A convertible.
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The great free agent
pick-up makes
everybody better.
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He takes the pressure off
the rest of the team,
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everybody settles
into their new roles,
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and the team moves things up
to a whole new level.
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So I was thinking.
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After you get back
from the road trip,
let's go away for a few days.
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Oh, yeah?
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I wanna take you
someplace special,
someplace romantic,
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like Barcelona.
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The one in Spain?
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I already booked the trip.
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Look, I know it's crazy,
but wouldn't it be fantastic?
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Hank,
you're killing me here.
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What?
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Okay, I gotta be
honest with you.
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If you're mad at me,
I will understand, okay?
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I was not working last night.
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I was at Crowley's
with the guys.
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You see, we do this, like,
decathlon with board games,
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and it sounds really stupid.
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It is really stupid,
but it's sort of the point,
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and I kind of just wanted
to stay and do that,
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and I thought that...
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I don't know, if I told you,
that you would
think it's stupid.
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Why? No, if that's
what you want to do,
it's fine.
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Really? Thank you.
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Yeah. Thank you.
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When I was in my 20s,
I hung out in bars
with a bunch of friends.
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Everybody goes
through that phase.
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It's actually not a phase.
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No, hey, look, I know
you're going through
a time in your life
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where you're supposed to
screw around.
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You know, it's fun.
Do it. But when you...
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And I don't
wanna say grow up...
Then don't.
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You'll find, as you
get older, a lot of that
stuff just falls away.
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Your closest friends
just fall away?
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You know what I mean, okay?
Things change.
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And when you look back
on it, this whole chunk
of your life...
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It will look like
another planet, okay?
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I just... I want to
take you to Barcelona.
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What was the last vacation
you went on?
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Milwaukee. The guys and I
went on beer plant tours.
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You know what they say.
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Milwaukee is the Barcelona
of Wisconsin.
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Oh.
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Sorry!
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You're not sorry, okay?
You're not sorry at all.
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You know what?
Apology not accepted.
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I'd like
a sincere apology.
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It's sorry with
an exclamation point.
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There's no apology.
It's I'm sorry for you.
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Sorry.
Get out of here.
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Oh, it is a game of revenge,
isn't it?
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Oh, I can't wait to
get out of Pittsburgh.
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Man, the Cubs are
frustrating this year.
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I mean,
they just can't win
on the road, either.
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I know. It's a weird
phenomenon, isn't it?
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How a team can have
such great stats
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and the players
can look so strong,
but something is just missing.
203
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Yeah, it is.
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00:09:10,653 --> 00:09:12,585
So how are you
and Hank doing
these days?
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What made you
just think that?
Nothing.
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It's just, you know,
you two seem to be
doing really well.
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We are.
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Hank's good.
209
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Yeah, it seems like it.
Yeah, it is.
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How about you and Claire?
Um...
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You know,
we haven't broken up yet,
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but I am dodging
her phone calls,
so pretty good.
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Good.
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You know what?
I like this.
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What do you mean?
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Just this.
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You and me talking.
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I feel like we finally got
to a really good place.
219
00:09:42,271 --> 00:09:44,203
Yeah, yeah.
Me, too. Me, too.
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There was just sort of
that unspoken thing before,
you know?
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Yeah, right.
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It just kind of made
it hard with the group,
223
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and, you know,
was I one of the guys,
224
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or was I your
maybe boyfriend or...
225
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It was just confusing.
226
00:10:00,185 --> 00:10:01,358
Yeah, it was.
227
00:10:01,359 --> 00:10:05,569
So, um, here is to
not being confused.
228
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Cheers.
229
00:10:07,227 --> 00:10:08,641
What the hell was that?
230
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I have no idea.
231
00:10:17,202 --> 00:10:19,515
I don't know
what just happened.
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00:10:21,482 --> 00:10:25,969
Well,
sometimes a man and a woman
get a special feeling...
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Shut up!
I'm sorry.
234
00:10:28,869 --> 00:10:32,908
I mean, I'm, you know,
seeing Hank.
235
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I care about him.
236
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Obviously.
237
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I'm serious.
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I know. I know.
239
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:44,919
That's why you,
you know, slept with me.
240
00:10:44,920 --> 00:10:48,301
You don't like Hank,
do you? I mean,
none of you guys like him.
241
00:10:48,302 --> 00:10:51,753
How could we not like him?
We don't even know him.
242
00:10:51,754 --> 00:10:53,066
Oh, yeah.
243
00:10:54,826 --> 00:10:56,309
Oh, my God.
How could I
have done this?
244
00:10:56,310 --> 00:10:59,519
Hey, listen,
don't be too hard
on yourself, okay?
245
00:10:59,520 --> 00:11:04,352
I mean,
we're a long ways from home
and we had too much to drink,
246
00:11:04,353 --> 00:11:07,320
and, you know,
we were curious.
247
00:11:07,321 --> 00:11:09,184
At least I know
I was curious.
248
00:11:09,185 --> 00:11:12,672
Hey, you wanna know
what was kind of,
like, weird?
249
00:11:13,983 --> 00:11:15,432
That it was kind of...
250
00:11:15,433 --> 00:11:16,536
Weird.
251
00:11:16,537 --> 00:11:17,677
Yeah.
252
00:11:20,162 --> 00:11:21,507
It was good weird.
253
00:11:21,508 --> 00:11:23,026
Yeah, good weird.
Not bad weird.
254
00:11:23,027 --> 00:11:26,305
No, it was far from...
Far from bad weird.
Absolutely.
255
00:11:33,451 --> 00:11:37,074
Well, the good news is
I think we're still friends.
256
00:11:37,075 --> 00:11:39,559
Yeah.
257
00:11:39,560 --> 00:11:42,079
All right, top five
answers are on the board.
258
00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:45,393
Tell me your heaviest
piece of furniture.
259
00:11:47,016 --> 00:11:48,914
Piano.
Oh, good answer.
Good answer.
260
00:11:48,915 --> 00:11:52,089
Show me piano.
Ding, ding, ding, ding.
261
00:11:52,090 --> 00:11:53,366
Oh, there it is!
262
00:11:53,367 --> 00:11:56,093
Number two answer.
Oh. Number two.
263
00:11:56,094 --> 00:12:01,410
Brendan, tell me
your heaviest piece
of furniture.
264
00:12:03,032 --> 00:12:05,171
Thousand-pound bed.
Thousand-pound bed.
265
00:12:05,172 --> 00:12:06,345
That's it.
That's it.
266
00:12:06,346 --> 00:12:07,864
Why would you say
1,000-pound bed?
267
00:12:07,865 --> 00:12:10,383
Show me...
It's not up there.
268
00:12:12,110 --> 00:12:13,422
Damn it!
269
00:12:15,493 --> 00:12:18,081
Gumdrop Mountain.
270
00:12:20,912 --> 00:12:23,983
You're this way.
Chocolate swamp.
271
00:12:23,984 --> 00:12:26,917
Drink it up in
the chocolate swamp.
272
00:12:26,918 --> 00:12:28,954
I love Candy Land!
273
00:12:28,955 --> 00:12:30,334
It's too hard.
274
00:12:30,335 --> 00:12:32,164
It's for ages
three and up.
275
00:12:32,165 --> 00:12:36,478
Yeah, all right.
Orange by Princess Frostine.
276
00:12:36,479 --> 00:12:37,548
She's kind of cute.
277
00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:39,516
Bonjour, Princess.
278
00:12:39,517 --> 00:12:41,587
I hope that's a lollipop.
279
00:12:41,588 --> 00:12:43,140
You did what?
280
00:12:43,141 --> 00:12:45,073
Don't look at me
like that.
281
00:12:45,074 --> 00:12:47,627
What were you thinking,
sleeping with Bobby?
282
00:12:47,628 --> 00:12:49,388
And how was it?
283
00:12:49,389 --> 00:12:53,702
I don't know
what I was thinking,
and it was a solid B.
284
00:12:53,703 --> 00:12:56,775
Perfect attendance.
Didn't turn in
all of his homework.
285
00:12:58,467 --> 00:13:01,158
So wait.
Are you and Bobby
together now?
286
00:13:01,159 --> 00:13:03,816
No, no, no.
We both agreed it
was a stupid mistake.
287
00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:06,163
It just happened.
I mean, I don't know why.
288
00:13:06,164 --> 00:13:08,545
Good God,
I have to tell you
why you do everything.
289
00:13:08,546 --> 00:13:10,616
Finally you understand.
290
00:13:10,617 --> 00:13:12,929
You slept with Bobby
as part of your process
291
00:13:12,930 --> 00:13:15,345
of checking out
emotionally with Hank.
292
00:13:15,346 --> 00:13:16,725
What?
293
00:13:16,726 --> 00:13:18,520
You want this
relationship with Hank
to end,
294
00:13:18,521 --> 00:13:20,350
but you don't want to
admit it to yourself.
295
00:13:20,351 --> 00:13:23,698
So you sleep with
somebody else so you'll be
forced to face the facts.
296
00:13:23,699 --> 00:13:25,389
That's stupid.
297
00:13:25,390 --> 00:13:28,254
I agree,
but that's what you do.
298
00:13:28,255 --> 00:13:31,533
Yeah. I have never done
anything like that
in my life, okay?
299
00:13:31,534 --> 00:13:33,053
Stewart Ganz.
300
00:13:34,399 --> 00:13:36,159
You slept with
Charlie Hornsby
301
00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:38,023
so that you could break up
with Stewart Ganz.
302
00:13:38,024 --> 00:13:41,198
And then you were stuck
with Charlie Hornsby
for six months,
303
00:13:41,199 --> 00:13:43,373
until you finally
admitted that was over
304
00:13:43,374 --> 00:13:45,478
by sleeping
with Evan Schultz.
305
00:13:45,479 --> 00:13:46,548
All right,
all right, all right.
306
00:13:46,549 --> 00:13:48,654
You made your point. God.
307
00:13:48,655 --> 00:13:53,694
The way to get over someone
is to get under somebody new.
308
00:13:55,662 --> 00:13:58,319
Did you just make that up?
Maybe.
309
00:13:58,320 --> 00:13:59,872
I hope so,
'cause that
was really good.
310
00:13:59,873 --> 00:14:02,185
Yeah, that was great.
Straight to the point.
311
00:14:02,186 --> 00:14:07,397
All right, boys.
Last night.
All comes down to this.
312
00:14:07,398 --> 00:14:09,640
Don't be cocky.
You're only up by one.
One.
313
00:14:09,641 --> 00:14:12,471
Yeah, and the last one!
Last game is our pick.
314
00:14:12,472 --> 00:14:16,855
Is it? Oh, well, pick away.
Yeah.
315
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:20,272
Well, I'm gonna pick
something new.
316
00:14:20,273 --> 00:14:22,170
What? What do
you mean, new?
317
00:14:22,171 --> 00:14:23,516
I wanna play something
we've never played before.
318
00:14:23,517 --> 00:14:25,173
No, what was that thing
we did last year?
319
00:14:25,174 --> 00:14:27,348
Or the year before?
That was fun. What was that?
320
00:14:27,349 --> 00:14:29,522
Oh yeah, yeah.
We did the thumb fight.
321
00:14:29,523 --> 00:14:31,490
Oh, yeah.
That was stupid,
322
00:14:31,491 --> 00:14:33,181
and definitely
not happening again.
323
00:14:33,182 --> 00:14:34,596
What do you mean?
That's what we end on.
324
00:14:34,597 --> 00:14:36,495
That's the tradition.
We end on thumb fighting.
325
00:14:36,496 --> 00:14:37,910
Yeah, I like traditions.
326
00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:39,222
Yeah, not this year.
327
00:14:39,223 --> 00:14:40,844
Ah, oh.
328
00:14:40,845 --> 00:14:42,950
Rock'em, Sock'em Robots.
329
00:14:45,746 --> 00:14:47,575
Let's set it up.
Yeah!
330
00:14:47,576 --> 00:14:49,680
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
331
00:14:49,681 --> 00:14:52,614
Well, if we must.
332
00:14:52,615 --> 00:14:54,548
Make him pay.
I'm gonna.
333
00:14:57,931 --> 00:15:01,071
When you've invested
so much in a free agent
and then he just...
334
00:15:01,072 --> 00:15:04,005
Well,
he starts dropping flies
and striking out,
335
00:15:04,006 --> 00:15:06,766
a part of you still
doesn't want to let him go.
336
00:15:06,767 --> 00:15:09,700
You just keep hoping
that things will turn around.
337
00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:11,980
Oh, hey.
I brought you something.
338
00:15:12,842 --> 00:15:15,362
Wow, thanks. Wow.
339
00:15:17,468 --> 00:15:18,814
Yeah, wow.
340
00:15:19,988 --> 00:15:21,610
So open it.
341
00:15:26,132 --> 00:15:27,373
It's beautiful.
342
00:15:27,374 --> 00:15:29,030
And our tickets came
for Barcelona.
343
00:15:29,031 --> 00:15:32,378
We're crazy if we don't
take a day trip
to Montserrat.
344
00:15:32,379 --> 00:15:35,347
Uh, we're booked for six days,
seven nights at
the Hotel Arts.
345
00:15:35,348 --> 00:15:37,176
Hank...
I know, it's a Ritz Carlton,
346
00:15:37,177 --> 00:15:39,765
but I'm telling you,
you'll never stay
at a better hotel.
347
00:15:39,766 --> 00:15:42,595
It's close to the beach.
It's close to
the center of town.
348
00:15:42,596 --> 00:15:44,839
It's close to
the Porto Olimpico...
Hank, just hold on one...
349
00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:46,220
Oh, and at the Bar Marina...
350
00:15:46,221 --> 00:15:48,256
But, finally,
you're forced to face the fact
351
00:15:48,257 --> 00:15:50,983
that it's just not
a matter of being a good fit.
352
00:15:50,984 --> 00:15:53,158
Sometimes both of
you are better served
353
00:15:53,159 --> 00:15:55,263
if he just goes
and plays somewhere else.
354
00:15:55,264 --> 00:15:56,507
Hank,
355
00:15:59,234 --> 00:16:00,924
I don't know
if I can do this.
356
00:16:00,925 --> 00:16:03,340
Oh, well,
we don't have to stay
for the full week.
357
00:16:03,341 --> 00:16:05,274
No, I'm...
We'll go for four days.
358
00:16:07,794 --> 00:16:09,175
I mean this.
359
00:16:12,488 --> 00:16:13,626
Begin.
360
00:16:20,634 --> 00:16:23,464
So you go to Pittsburgh
for a couple days
361
00:16:23,465 --> 00:16:25,052
and all of a sudden
we're not working out?
362
00:16:25,053 --> 00:16:27,882
Hank, I adore you,
you know.
363
00:16:27,883 --> 00:16:30,850
No, come on. I think
you're a fantastic guy.
364
00:16:30,851 --> 00:16:35,027
But I think... I think we want
different things, you know?
365
00:16:35,028 --> 00:16:38,203
Look, I don't care
366
00:16:38,204 --> 00:16:41,206
if you like hanging out
at Crowley's
with your friends
367
00:16:41,207 --> 00:16:43,657
and playing games
or whatever it is
that you do.
368
00:16:44,831 --> 00:16:46,659
I need beer!
I need beer!
369
00:16:48,421 --> 00:16:50,768
I'm getting sweaty!
I'm getting sweaty!
370
00:16:51,424 --> 00:16:52,803
Going down.
371
00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:54,322
Come on!
372
00:16:54,323 --> 00:16:56,186
I know that, but you
think it's just a phase.
373
00:16:56,187 --> 00:16:59,362
Well, it is a phase.
Trust me.
374
00:16:59,363 --> 00:17:01,088
The things that seem fun
when you're younger...
375
00:17:01,089 --> 00:17:04,643
No, but come on.
They're not just fun, okay?
376
00:17:04,644 --> 00:17:07,887
These are my friends,
you know? This is my life.
377
00:17:07,888 --> 00:17:09,475
And maybe there are people
378
00:17:09,476 --> 00:17:11,443
that can keep their boyfriend
in one part of their life
379
00:17:11,444 --> 00:17:14,791
and their friends
in another part,
but I can't do that.
380
00:17:14,792 --> 00:17:17,966
You know,
I don't want to do that.
381
00:17:17,967 --> 00:17:20,348
You got nothing.
Is that your best punch?
382
00:17:20,349 --> 00:17:25,422
You got nothing!
You got nothing!
You got...
383
00:17:25,423 --> 00:17:30,703
Hanging out at Crowley's
with those guys
drinking beer,
384
00:17:30,704 --> 00:17:33,948
you know, it's just...
It's not my thing.
385
00:17:33,949 --> 00:17:38,229
I know that,
but it's not just that, okay?
It's bigger than that.
386
00:17:39,092 --> 00:17:41,749
It's like...
387
00:17:41,750 --> 00:17:45,270
If I have to drag you
to some Buster Keaton
festival, right,
388
00:17:45,271 --> 00:17:47,410
or square dancing lessons,
and you don't want to go,
389
00:17:47,411 --> 00:17:49,240
I can live with that.
390
00:17:51,415 --> 00:17:53,796
But if you don't
get my friends,
391
00:17:57,421 --> 00:18:00,044
you don't get me.
392
00:18:13,506 --> 00:18:15,403
I'm sorry.
393
00:18:15,404 --> 00:18:17,579
Yeah. Me, too.
394
00:18:42,983 --> 00:18:44,570
Kenny, is there
something wrong?
395
00:18:44,571 --> 00:18:46,917
No. I'm cool.
396
00:18:46,918 --> 00:18:49,955
How can you be down?
We tied. We didn't lose.
397
00:18:49,956 --> 00:18:51,267
A tie is a loss.
398
00:18:51,268 --> 00:18:52,406
You know,
you could have played
399
00:18:52,407 --> 00:18:54,166
if you'd kicked Hank
to the curb a week earlier.
400
00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:57,031
What, you broke up
with Hank?
401
00:18:57,032 --> 00:18:59,689
Yeah.
It wasn't really working out.
402
00:18:59,690 --> 00:19:02,105
I, for one, knew that
he was on the way out.
403
00:19:02,106 --> 00:19:06,213
Hey, just for
the sake of argument,
it was this week?
404
00:19:06,214 --> 00:19:07,697
Yes!
405
00:19:07,698 --> 00:19:10,182
Is that what you called?
That is. Pay it up. Come on.
406
00:19:10,183 --> 00:19:11,977
Couldn't have held out
till Halloween, could you?
407
00:19:11,978 --> 00:19:13,220
Wait a second here.
408
00:19:13,221 --> 00:19:15,705
You guys bet on
when I would
break up with Hank?
409
00:19:15,706 --> 00:19:18,501
Oh, yeah. We do it for
all the guys you date.
410
00:19:18,502 --> 00:19:20,019
It's the first time
I've lost.
411
00:19:20,020 --> 00:19:21,814
Oh, I'm so sorry to
disappoint you.
412
00:19:21,815 --> 00:19:23,851
Well, now that he's history,
I think it's safe to tell you
413
00:19:23,852 --> 00:19:25,508
that Mike couldn't stand him.
414
00:19:25,509 --> 00:19:27,268
Oh, I liked him
more than you did.
415
00:19:27,269 --> 00:19:28,683
That's not saying much.
416
00:19:28,684 --> 00:19:30,685
All right, you guys.
That's enough, okay?
417
00:19:30,686 --> 00:19:33,999
She's right.
We should stay out
of her private life.
418
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:37,140
But do you remember
that guy you dated,
he was...
419
00:19:37,141 --> 00:19:39,004
He was in
the Heart cover band.
420
00:19:39,005 --> 00:19:41,351
Oh, Nancy Wilson.
421
00:19:41,352 --> 00:19:43,905
No, no, no.
He played Nancy Wilson.
His name was Gary.
422
00:19:43,906 --> 00:19:46,632
That's right, but he made
everybody call him Barracuda.
423
00:19:46,633 --> 00:19:48,531
Okay, wait a second.
You're one to talk.
424
00:19:48,532 --> 00:19:52,259
What about that chick that
you dated that did this
all the time. You remember?
425
00:19:52,260 --> 00:19:54,157
Dude, she was good
with her hands.
426
00:19:54,158 --> 00:19:55,986
Oh, God, P.J.,
remember that guy in college,
427
00:19:55,987 --> 00:19:59,300
that philosophy major
with that little
Dutch boy haircut
428
00:19:59,301 --> 00:20:01,026
that tried to
sneak into your room?
429
00:20:01,027 --> 00:20:05,548
Okay, that was Greg Zonar,
and I didn't date him.
He was stalking me.
430
00:20:05,549 --> 00:20:09,310
Mike stalked a girl once,
but Mike stalks
a lot of girls.
431
00:20:09,311 --> 00:20:13,590
Wow. Okay,
do we have a problem here?
432
00:20:13,591 --> 00:20:16,006
I think he's still upset
about the decathlon.
433
00:20:16,007 --> 00:20:18,319
What are you upset about,
man, all right?
You pulled off a tie.
434
00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:20,908
He's obsessed
with the thumb fight.
435
00:20:20,909 --> 00:20:24,912
Oh, you want a thumb fight?
Yeah.
436
00:20:24,913 --> 00:20:28,502
You can't
handle a thumb fight.
I think I'm entitled.
437
00:20:28,503 --> 00:20:31,850
Let's get this over with.
Fine. We start
and finish on three.
438
00:20:31,851 --> 00:20:33,852
No fingernails.
No disengaging
your grip early.
439
00:20:33,853 --> 00:20:35,233
In the event of a dispute,
we're gonna bring in...
440
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:38,822
I know the rules
of the thumb fight.
Let's do it.
441
00:20:38,823 --> 00:20:41,860
All right.
Just getting the rules down.
442
00:20:41,861 --> 00:20:46,934
One, two, three, four.
I declare a thumb war. Bang!
443
00:20:46,935 --> 00:20:49,937
One, two, three.
444
00:20:49,938 --> 00:20:53,285
Can we play cards now, please?
445
00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:56,909
Hey, hey don't feel bad.
You did better
than last year, okay?
446
00:20:56,910 --> 00:20:58,497
It was odd. It was
like little girl hands.
447
00:20:58,498 --> 00:21:00,259
Oh, man.
You trashed him.
448
00:21:02,813 --> 00:21:04,159
Get 'em up.
449
00:21:11,373 --> 00:21:15,100
So what are you left
with when a free agent
turns out to be a bust?
450
00:21:15,101 --> 00:21:17,965
I mean, it can seem like
you're right back
where you started,
451
00:21:17,966 --> 00:21:19,518
but you're not,
452
00:21:19,519 --> 00:21:22,418
because now you have
more of a sense
of your team's identity.
453
00:21:22,419 --> 00:21:25,144
You know better
what works for it
and what doesn't,
454
00:21:25,145 --> 00:21:30,461
and that's gonna come in handy
next season when another
free agent becomes available.
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