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Stephanie's taken
to calling my boyfriend,
Hank, Mr. Perfect.
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But not without good reason.
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You see, in baseball,
there's a rare breed of player
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known for having
the five tools.
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They do all
the big things well.
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They hit for average
and power, are fast,
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have strong arms,
and are great in the field.
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Hank is what you'd call
a five-tool boyfriend.
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He's successful, intelligent,
charming, handsome...
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And he's great
in bed, too, right?
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I knew it.
The man's perfect.
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Oh, trust me, Steph,
he's not perfect, okay?
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He drives so slow,
he puts black
pepper on everything,
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and, you know,
he moonwalks.
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I'm sorry, what?
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Hank moonwalks.
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Like Michael Jackson?
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Oh, I wish.
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More like Andrew Jackson,
or Kate Jackson,
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or any other Jackson
that cannot moonwalk.
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That's so cute.
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I know. It's perfect.
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No, you hang up first.
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Okay, ready, one, two, three.
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I knew you weren't
gonna do it.
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Oh, my God,
would you hang up
the phone, please?
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Okay, I'm gonna go. Bye.
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Sorry, it was Hank.
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I thought we said
no more phone calls
while we're playing.
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Dude, I thought
that was for Andy.
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Hey, Meredith's got me
ignoring FAA regulations.
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Like I'm gonna
turn it off here.
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So when are we actually
gonna get to
hang out with Hank?
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What, you guys haven't
hung out together?
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No. He takes you
to fancy places.
That's all we know.
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Yeah, and we're not
allowed in fancy town.
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I was there once.
It was fun.
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Well, we should
totally hang out.
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He's so great.
You guys are
going to love him.
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And what if we
don't like him?
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You will.
Yeah, but what if we don't?
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It would be
like you and Wendy.
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I like Wendy.
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Just because we don't
hang out doesn't mean
I don't like her.
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But you don't
like her.
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You don't.
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I like Wendy.
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She doesn't.
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I like Wendy, okay?
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What, you know what?
I would hang out
more with her.
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It's just that we're,
you know...
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Busy. Right, right, right.
Busy.
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Well, I will remember
that you said that.
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Great.
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Well, looks like
the game's over.
We're out of beer.
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No, don't worry about it.
Trouty's bringing some.
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Oh, dude,
Trouty's the worst.
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Wait a minute.
Trouty?
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Is he the hugger guy?
Yeah.
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You know I'm not
comfortable with that.
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I thought he
moved to Cleveland.
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No. They sent him back.
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Adding a disruptive
personality to any group
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can cause all
kinds of problems.
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In baseball,
that person's called
a "clubhouse cancer."
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With us, he's Trouty.
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I'm confused.
Who's Trouty?
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Trouty's a guy
I grew up with.
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His father supplies
the popcorn
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pretty much to all
the major stadiums
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and fairgrounds
in the Midwest.
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So, what, is he some kind
of a dick or something?
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No. No, he's too
harmless to be a dick.
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He's just kind of
a bad hang is all.
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You know, it's like
a struggle to talk to him.
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Things he says
just makes you cringe.
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All right. Hey.
All right, lay off.
He's a good guy.
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You're just saying that
'cause he gets you stuff.
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No, he doesn't.
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Dude, he got you
the shoes you're wearing.
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He knew my size.
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Oh, my God.
That's so creepy, dude.
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I'm pretty sure
that nobody else here
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knows anybody
else's shoe size.
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Dude, I don't even
know my own shoe size.
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Ten-and-a-half.
I'm sorry, what?
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Oh, my God.
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Hey, Andy, are you
gonna play or what?
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No, seriously,
I have to go.
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I'm taking Savannah
to the American Girl Cafe
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for the daddy/daughter/
dolly breakfast thing
tomorrow morning.
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Oh, my God.
Is it your doll or hers?
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It's not that bad.
The doll pays.
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All right, well,
I'm taking your properties.
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Schnap, stop being so pouty
'cause here comes the Trouty.
What's up, L.A. Law?
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Bring me the sugar, come on.
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Sorry I've been gone, guys.
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I was up in Kzoo,
got myself into a beef.
Had to stay an extra night.
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My bad.
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Ken-dawg,
what's up?
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Oh, schnap, before I forget,
I got you that iPod
charger that you wanted.
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Oh, thanks, man.
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Diamond Mike.
Got your message.
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Schnap, man, really.
I'm sorry I couldn't
hit you back.
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B, looking big.
Let me check that.
You been in the gym?
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There we go.
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Yeah, you are.
Look at that.
Look at them guns.
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P.J., looking
lovely as ever.
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Oh, gotcha.
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You got me.
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What's up, new guy?
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Oh, Bobby, Trouty.
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Man, nice to meet you.
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No, no, come on.
Let's love.
Yeah, yeah.
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All right, let me
just put those
brews in the fridge.
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Oh, dude!
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Got it.
Safe.
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Wow, guys, he is...
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Wow. And his handshake
was so, like, clammy.
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He slips you
the fish, right?
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That's why they
call him Trouty.
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All right, you know what?
He's a good friend of mine.
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And you know what?
He's kind of fun.
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Hey, nice people, check it.
I've been doing that
Krav Maga.
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Ken-dawg,
punch me in the stomach
as hard as you possibly can.
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I swear to God.
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Could I hit
you, please?
Go.
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Hey, let me
grab my bat.
Go.
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I just can't believe
that Hank and the guys
have never hung out before.
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Are you afraid of that?
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No. Not at all.
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Uh-huh.
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What? Seriously.
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It's not that easy,
anyhow. I mean,
everybody's very busy.
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Isn't that your
Wendy excuse?
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Well, what do you
want me to do,
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ambush Hank and the guys
and force them to hang out?
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See, now there's
an idea.
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I'm thinking about
getting hair extensions.
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Well, that was kind
of what we were
just talking about.
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I think that guys
like long hair.
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Okay, so we're not
going back at all.
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No.
Okay.
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Well, I like the short hair.
It's so Stephanie.
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And Stephanie's been
single for too long.
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Well, don't get
anything weird pierced.
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Hello?
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Hey, P.J.,
it's Wendy.
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Oh, hey, Bren's not home.
I'll tell him you called, though.
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Oh, no, wait,
P.J., I'm calling for you.
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Brendan told me
you really want to
get together sometime.
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He did, did he?
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Yeah, so what do you say
we get together next weekend?
My treat.
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Yes.
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Great! Then I'll...
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I'll see you
next weekend. Ciao.
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Who was that?
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That was Wendy.
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She wants to hang out.
Just the two of us.
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Like one on one.
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Oh, God.
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There's no rule
that says you have to
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hang out with your
friends' significant others.
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And I certainly
wasn't looking forward
to hanging out with Wendy.
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So what did Wendy
do to make you
dislike her so much?
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Oh, I don't dislike her.
I like her.
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Okay, so you
do like her?
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Well, kind of.
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Okay, it's just that
there are a couple of
annoying things about her.
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She always says
"goodbye" and "thank you"
in some foreign language,
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and she carries
this giant handbag
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with the entire
contents of the known
universe inside of it.
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Oh, and she does not laugh
like a normal human being,
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because when she
finds something funny,
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she just lets out this one,
single, emphatic "ha."
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Ha?
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Oh, no.
It's more like this.
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Ha!
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Sorry.
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Well, I hope your friends
aren't as hard on me as
you are on Wendy.
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Hey, you know, honestly,
they don't know
you very well.
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I mean, you guys haven't
really gotten a chance
to hang out, you know?
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Well, I mean, that's
just 'cause we're all so...
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Busy. Yeah.
Yeah, I know.
Busy, yeah.
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Why is it that
Hank and the guys
never hang out?
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Am I hiding
Hank from them?
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Hey, you know
what we never do?
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We never stay
over at my place.
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Well, that's because
you have a roommate.
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Houseguest.
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And he's actually
staying at his fiancee's.
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Good morning.
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No, wait, wait.
Be my blanket.
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Blanket or coffee?
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Coffee, duh.
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I will be right back.
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God, it kills me.
Why do you do that
with your face?
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What? It would make
sense if I had the...
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The hat and glove.
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What's up, dude?
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Hey, bro.
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Hey.
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Your friends
are on the couch.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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Oh, my God.
The Bears game.
I totally forgot.
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The Bears game.
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We all sort of watch
every Bears game over
at my place.
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Uh-huh.
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I don't know
what I was thinking.
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Why didn't you just
tell me you wanted me
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to get a chance to
hang with your friends?
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'Cause this was cuter?
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Hey, you guys.
I'm gonna go
just get changed,
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so Hank's gonna hang out
with you guys for
a little bit, okay?
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Sure.
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I'll be back
in a little bit.
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Oh, hey,
the Vikings, huh?
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Daunte Culpepper
is a good QB.
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Actually, Culpepper's
on Miami now.
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Really?
Yeah.
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All the Fins had to give up
was a second-rounder.
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Yeah, and the Dolphins
totally get the better end
of that deal, right, Hank?
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Totally.
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I don't know, man.
I think the Vikings
made out there.
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You know,
Culpepper's coming
off major knee surgery.
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Well, I mean,
there is that.
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You're on crack.
Culpepper's an MVP
quality quarterback.
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You just don't give
that up, right, Hank?
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Absolutely.
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I mean, what's your
backup plan gonna be?
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Brad Johnson?
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Okay, so I took
your advice.
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What advice?
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The ambush.
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I set it up so
Hank and the guys
have to hang out together.
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So how's it going?
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I don't know.
They're in the living
room by themselves.
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You got your
man and your boys
chilling all together?
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What's wrong with you?
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I'm trying on wigs
to see how I would
look with long hair,
242
00:10:00,185 --> 00:10:02,601
and I don't know,
they just...
They overtake me.
243
00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,810
Okay, I gotta go.
I gotta go get changed.
244
00:10:04,811 --> 00:10:07,123
All right, then.
Holler.
245
00:10:08,193 --> 00:10:09,642
Oh, God.
246
00:10:09,643 --> 00:10:11,402
No matter what,
it's a great
move for Culpepper.
247
00:10:11,403 --> 00:10:14,543
I got two words
for you, South Beach.
Hank, back me up.
248
00:10:14,544 --> 00:10:16,269
South Beach.
249
00:10:16,270 --> 00:10:17,443
Hey, hey.
250
00:10:17,444 --> 00:10:18,547
Trouty.
251
00:10:18,548 --> 00:10:19,687
Really?
252
00:10:19,688 --> 00:10:21,171
What's up,
fi-zellas?
253
00:10:21,172 --> 00:10:23,000
Cafe Americano,
two Splendas.
254
00:10:23,001 --> 00:10:24,589
Oh, you're the man.
255
00:10:25,694 --> 00:10:27,695
Damn, a new,
new guy?
256
00:10:27,696 --> 00:10:28,834
Hey, I'm Hank.
257
00:10:28,835 --> 00:10:29,938
This is Trouty.
258
00:10:29,939 --> 00:10:33,010
What's up, easy street?
How you feeling?
259
00:10:33,011 --> 00:10:34,737
What is that?
That's nice.
260
00:10:36,118 --> 00:10:37,394
All right, player.
261
00:10:37,395 --> 00:10:39,223
What's going on
with the Lions game?
262
00:10:39,224 --> 00:10:40,708
We don't get
the Lions game.
263
00:10:40,709 --> 00:10:42,399
It's a satellite,
isn't it? Yeah.
264
00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:44,125
Then you get
the Lions game.
265
00:10:44,126 --> 00:10:45,851
All you need
is a screwdriver.
266
00:10:45,852 --> 00:10:47,784
Dude, we're watching
the Bears, man.
267
00:10:47,785 --> 00:10:49,889
Calm down, B.
We'll switch in between.
It'll be tight.
268
00:10:49,890 --> 00:10:52,374
Trouty, are you even
sure you know what
you're doing back there?
269
00:10:52,375 --> 00:10:57,622
Yeah. All you gotta do
is strip down to the wires,
and the rest is cream cheese.
270
00:10:58,830 --> 00:11:00,382
Oh, dude.
Come on.
271
00:11:00,383 --> 00:11:02,350
Dude, you just
killed the TV.
272
00:11:02,351 --> 00:11:03,523
One sec.
273
00:11:03,524 --> 00:11:04,593
How about now,
is it on?
274
00:11:04,594 --> 00:11:05,767
No
275
00:11:05,768 --> 00:11:07,701
Now?
No.
276
00:11:08,633 --> 00:11:09,668
How about now?
277
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:10,739
No!
278
00:11:13,465 --> 00:11:14,569
Schnap.
279
00:11:14,570 --> 00:11:16,467
So what do we do now?
We miss the game.
280
00:11:16,468 --> 00:11:18,193
No, no, we'll just
go down to Crowley's
and watch the game there.
281
00:11:18,194 --> 00:11:19,401
We'll deal with this later.
282
00:11:19,402 --> 00:11:20,989
I'd mess up some
Crowley's right now.
283
00:11:20,990 --> 00:11:22,991
Let's get
out of here.
284
00:11:22,992 --> 00:11:24,441
Yo, yo, Hank, we're just
gonna head down
to the corner bar
285
00:11:24,442 --> 00:11:25,649
and watch the game.
Meet us there?
286
00:11:25,650 --> 00:11:28,721
Yeah, we'll try
and swing by.
287
00:11:28,722 --> 00:11:30,137
Crowd love.
288
00:11:33,451 --> 00:11:34,934
You'd think
a five-tool player
289
00:11:34,935 --> 00:11:36,764
would hit it out of
the park every time.
290
00:11:36,765 --> 00:11:39,699
All right.
What did I miss?
What did I miss?
291
00:11:41,355 --> 00:11:42,702
They don't.
292
00:11:49,950 --> 00:11:51,606
What happened?
293
00:11:51,607 --> 00:11:53,021
Oh, Bears lost by 10.
294
00:11:53,022 --> 00:11:55,610
I mean to you guys
hanging out with Hank.
295
00:11:55,611 --> 00:11:58,371
The other night,
you asked me why
he's never around,
296
00:11:58,372 --> 00:12:00,304
and then you ditch him
at the first opportunity?
297
00:12:00,305 --> 00:12:03,031
We don't have it
in ourselves to ditch
Trouty, all right?
298
00:12:03,032 --> 00:12:04,930
Why would we
ditch Hank?
299
00:12:04,931 --> 00:12:07,070
I don't know.
Doesn't seem like
you tried very hard.
300
00:12:07,071 --> 00:12:09,831
Well, Hank's all right.
You know.
301
00:12:09,832 --> 00:12:13,248
Not much of a football fan,
but, you know, good guy.
302
00:12:13,249 --> 00:12:16,044
Yeah. He is.
303
00:12:16,045 --> 00:12:18,046
All right, fine.
If it makes you
feel better,
304
00:12:18,047 --> 00:12:19,807
I will get the guys
together for a night
out with Hank, okay?
305
00:12:19,808 --> 00:12:20,980
Really?
306
00:12:20,981 --> 00:12:23,051
Yeah, sure.
Least I can do.
307
00:12:23,052 --> 00:12:25,814
After all,
you're making the effort
to get to know Wendy, right?
308
00:12:26,815 --> 00:12:28,402
And I'm excited.
309
00:12:30,301 --> 00:12:32,889
Sometimes all it
takes to neutralize
a clubhouse cancer
310
00:12:32,890 --> 00:12:36,927
is finding even one
person who can handle
their personality.
311
00:12:36,928 --> 00:12:38,757
I don't think
I'm that person.
312
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:42,346
Hey, Wendy.
Oh, oh, two.
313
00:12:42,347 --> 00:12:43,934
I am so glad that
we're doing this.
314
00:12:43,935 --> 00:12:45,522
Yeah, me, too.
315
00:12:45,523 --> 00:12:47,179
So, where are
we off to?
316
00:12:47,180 --> 00:12:49,698
Oh, well...
317
00:12:49,699 --> 00:12:53,599
I'd suggest a cafe
around the corner,
but I've already eaten.
318
00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:55,774
Oh, me, too.
319
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:58,086
I don't suppose
you want to
watch the game, huh?
320
00:12:58,087 --> 00:12:59,881
Well...
321
00:12:59,882 --> 00:13:02,677
I don't suppose you'd want
to hit any of the stores
on Michigan Avenue.
322
00:13:02,678 --> 00:13:04,335
Well...
323
00:13:06,509 --> 00:13:09,374
You know, too bad
it's too early in
the day to get a drink.
324
00:13:13,758 --> 00:13:15,449
Oh, you can just
leave the bottle.
325
00:13:16,174 --> 00:13:17,175
Ha!
326
00:13:20,282 --> 00:13:22,214
So, Hank,
you're a lawyer, right?
327
00:13:22,215 --> 00:13:24,216
Really? I thought you
worked for the city.
328
00:13:24,217 --> 00:13:28,082
Oh, well, I'm a lawyer
whose clients do a lot
of work with the city.
329
00:13:28,083 --> 00:13:29,393
Working for the city,
though,
330
00:13:29,394 --> 00:13:30,947
there's got to be some
great stories there, right?
331
00:13:30,948 --> 00:13:33,881
Well, it's Chicago.
You wouldn't believe it.
332
00:13:33,882 --> 00:13:35,089
Like what?
333
00:13:35,090 --> 00:13:37,195
Oh, no.
That's confidential.
334
00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:44,201
No, seriously.
335
00:13:44,202 --> 00:13:47,585
It's confidential
lawyer-client privilege.
I could lose my job.
336
00:13:49,483 --> 00:13:50,484
Oh.
337
00:13:53,522 --> 00:13:54,936
Should we get
another pitcher?
338
00:13:54,937 --> 00:13:56,904
Yeah!
Yeah!
339
00:13:56,905 --> 00:13:59,147
Hey, I don't drink beer,
so I'm gonna get
a vodka martini.
340
00:13:59,148 --> 00:14:02,911
But one pitcher, right?
I'll be right back.
341
00:14:04,671 --> 00:14:06,085
We are gonna
need to do shots.
342
00:14:06,086 --> 00:14:07,466
A lot of shots.
343
00:14:07,467 --> 00:14:08,708
Hey, hey.
344
00:14:08,709 --> 00:14:10,745
Really?
345
00:14:10,746 --> 00:14:12,609
All right,
boys, the circle's complete.
Anything can happen.
346
00:14:12,610 --> 00:14:14,645
Hey, tattoo,
how you feeling?
347
00:14:14,646 --> 00:14:16,371
The night is young, B.
Night is young.
348
00:14:16,372 --> 00:14:17,926
Yes, it is. It is.
349
00:14:22,447 --> 00:14:25,139
Well, it's good we're
able to do this now,
350
00:14:25,140 --> 00:14:27,210
before everything
gets all hectic
because of the wedding.
351
00:14:27,211 --> 00:14:29,453
Oh, who's getting married?
352
00:14:29,454 --> 00:14:31,490
Brendan and I.
353
00:14:31,491 --> 00:14:33,492
That's right.
That's right.
354
00:14:33,493 --> 00:14:36,115
My short-term memory
sometimes is, like...
355
00:14:36,116 --> 00:14:38,705
I guess I'd better
cut back on my drinking.
356
00:14:40,155 --> 00:14:41,708
After today.
357
00:14:50,096 --> 00:14:51,959
That's a nice
watch you got there.
358
00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:54,100
Oh, yeah, thanks.
I got it for Christmas.
359
00:14:57,068 --> 00:14:58,551
This past year?
360
00:14:58,552 --> 00:15:00,036
Year before, actually.
361
00:15:00,037 --> 00:15:01,623
Very cool. Very cool.
Yeah. Yeah, it is.
362
00:15:01,624 --> 00:15:03,729
It's pretty cool,
pretty cool.
363
00:15:03,730 --> 00:15:07,526
Hey, you guys
up for a game?
364
00:15:07,527 --> 00:15:09,735
You know what, P.J.?
I'm just gonna
come out and say it.
365
00:15:09,736 --> 00:15:11,979
I am secretly
a little jealous of you.
366
00:15:11,980 --> 00:15:14,429
Oh, my God. Why?
367
00:15:14,430 --> 00:15:16,604
Well, I guess,
in the back of my mind,
368
00:15:16,605 --> 00:15:20,849
I always thought
that there was something
between you and Brendan.
369
00:15:20,850 --> 00:15:24,474
Oh, well, you know,
we're just friends.
370
00:15:24,475 --> 00:15:25,820
I know.
371
00:15:25,821 --> 00:15:27,028
No, but, like,
seriously. Yeah?
372
00:15:27,029 --> 00:15:29,513
I know.
Okay.
373
00:15:29,514 --> 00:15:32,931
And that's part of the reason
I wanted us to get together.
374
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:37,936
Anyone who is so
important to Brendan
is important to me.
375
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:41,354
Well, I want to get
to know anyone who's
so important to him, too.
376
00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:47,566
So it sounds
like you're saying
you work with the mob.
377
00:15:47,567 --> 00:15:49,602
You didn't
hear it from me,
378
00:15:49,603 --> 00:15:50,914
but I could get in
a lot of trouble for
what I just told you.
379
00:15:50,915 --> 00:15:53,675
You know,
lawyer-client privilege.
380
00:15:53,676 --> 00:15:54,814
This is the guy.
381
00:15:54,815 --> 00:15:56,057
Really?
382
00:15:56,058 --> 00:15:58,025
What's up, quicklove?
You seen Kenny around?
383
00:15:58,026 --> 00:16:00,751
No, I'm sorry, I haven't.
So, anyway...
384
00:16:00,752 --> 00:16:02,788
If you do,
will you tell him
Trouty got him a beer?
385
00:16:02,789 --> 00:16:05,584
Sure. Yeah.
386
00:16:05,585 --> 00:16:09,208
Oh, pardon.
I haven't introduced myself.
My name's Trouty.
387
00:16:09,209 --> 00:16:10,658
Trouty!
388
00:16:10,659 --> 00:16:12,556
Schnap, my bad.
Let me make it up to you.
Do you like shiatsu?
389
00:16:12,557 --> 00:16:14,249
Don't worry about it.
390
00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:17,251
She'll be back.
391
00:16:17,252 --> 00:16:18,528
What did I miss?
392
00:16:18,529 --> 00:16:19,598
Oh, let me get
you a fresh beer.
393
00:16:19,599 --> 00:16:20,668
Thanks.
394
00:16:20,669 --> 00:16:22,187
What happened here?
395
00:16:22,188 --> 00:16:23,809
Trouty happened, dude.
396
00:16:23,810 --> 00:16:27,295
Seriously, I thought
you guys were exaggerating,
but he is horrible, man.
397
00:16:27,296 --> 00:16:30,160
He is
breathtakingly horrible.
398
00:16:30,161 --> 00:16:32,128
You know what, Kenny?
It's all starting
to make sense.
399
00:16:32,129 --> 00:16:33,543
What's starting
to make sense?
400
00:16:33,544 --> 00:16:35,545
Why you hang out with Trouty.
You're using him.
401
00:16:35,546 --> 00:16:39,514
I'm not using him.
He's an old friend of mine,
and I wouldn't use him, okay?
402
00:16:39,515 --> 00:16:43,415
Really?
The iPod thingy,
the coffee, the beers.
403
00:16:43,416 --> 00:16:44,864
He bought you
a pair of shoes.
404
00:16:44,865 --> 00:16:46,866
He knows my size.
405
00:16:46,867 --> 00:16:50,870
Trouty's always
bringing you stuff, man.
Trouty is your bitch.
406
00:16:50,871 --> 00:16:52,596
Trouty's not my bitch.
407
00:16:52,597 --> 00:16:54,288
He is kind of
your bitch.
408
00:16:54,289 --> 00:16:55,979
He is kind of your bitch,
'cause I'll bet
409
00:16:55,980 --> 00:16:57,429
if he stopped hooking
you up all the time,
410
00:16:57,430 --> 00:16:58,809
that you wouldn't put
up with his bullshit.
411
00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:01,398
Come on, guys.
He's not that bad.
412
00:17:01,399 --> 00:17:03,711
He is a bad hang.
But you know what?
He's your bad hang.
413
00:17:03,712 --> 00:17:05,437
He's not mine.
Cool, thanks, man.
414
00:17:05,438 --> 00:17:07,404
Guys, check it.
I just hit up my contact,
415
00:17:07,405 --> 00:17:10,338
Stones tickets,
tomorrow night,
row dos, backstage passes.
416
00:17:10,339 --> 00:17:11,719
You guys in?
417
00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:14,963
Yeah! Trouty!
418
00:17:14,964 --> 00:17:17,242
Come on, brother.
Rock and roll.
419
00:17:17,243 --> 00:17:20,555
Okay, so what is his
obsession with spicy food?
420
00:17:20,556 --> 00:17:24,490
Oh, my God, I know,
he always orders too much
of it, and then he gets sick.
421
00:17:24,491 --> 00:17:26,630
And then he lays
back and he does the...
422
00:17:29,427 --> 00:17:30,428
Ha!
423
00:17:31,740 --> 00:17:33,982
You know what?
This was fun.
424
00:17:33,983 --> 00:17:36,295
Yeah, it was.
I'm glad we did this.
425
00:17:36,296 --> 00:17:37,676
Me, too.
426
00:17:37,677 --> 00:17:38,987
A toast.
427
00:17:38,988 --> 00:17:42,336
To new beginnings.
428
00:17:42,337 --> 00:17:44,476
Wendy and I may
not have a ton in common,
429
00:17:44,477 --> 00:17:47,030
but there is something
about her I really respect.
430
00:17:47,031 --> 00:17:48,928
She's honest.
431
00:17:48,929 --> 00:17:51,690
And despite what I thought,
she's not a clubhouse cancer.
432
00:17:53,348 --> 00:17:56,695
And I'll have to keep
reminding myself of that.
433
00:17:56,696 --> 00:17:58,352
All right, man.
We need one
more bull's-eye.
434
00:17:58,353 --> 00:18:00,043
We close out bull's,
and we win.
435
00:18:00,044 --> 00:18:01,666
I got it.
436
00:18:03,496 --> 00:18:04,944
Yeah!
437
00:18:04,945 --> 00:18:06,429
There it is. Nice.
Good job.
438
00:18:06,430 --> 00:18:07,947
Good job.
Good game, guys.
439
00:18:07,948 --> 00:18:09,742
Good game, Brendan.
440
00:18:09,743 --> 00:18:10,985
Oh, God, are you
kidding me?
You carried us.
441
00:18:10,986 --> 00:18:12,504
How'd you get
so good at darts?
442
00:18:12,505 --> 00:18:14,575
I spent my last
year abroad at Oxford
443
00:18:14,576 --> 00:18:18,097
hanging out in pubs
throwing darts and drinking
too much Boddingtons.
444
00:18:21,065 --> 00:18:23,204
Hey.
445
00:18:23,205 --> 00:18:24,619
How'd it go?
446
00:18:24,620 --> 00:18:26,034
It was really fun.
447
00:18:26,035 --> 00:18:27,967
Yeah?
Yeah.
448
00:18:27,968 --> 00:18:29,935
I know I've said
a lot of stuff about
Wendy in the past,
449
00:18:29,936 --> 00:18:33,249
and I am sorry,
because she's great.
450
00:18:33,250 --> 00:18:36,079
Really?
Yeah, we had a great time.
451
00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:39,013
You know, I used to
think it didn't matter
if Wendy and I were friends,
452
00:18:39,014 --> 00:18:40,773
and I was wrong.
453
00:18:40,774 --> 00:18:42,327
It does matter.
454
00:18:42,328 --> 00:18:44,088
Because she's
important to you.
455
00:18:45,020 --> 00:18:46,986
I am so glad.
456
00:18:46,987 --> 00:18:48,747
And we had a great
time with Hank, too.
Oh, great.
457
00:18:48,748 --> 00:18:52,302
Oh, yeah, you know,
it started off
a little rocky at first,
458
00:18:52,303 --> 00:18:55,547
but he's just
a cool guy, you know?
459
00:18:55,548 --> 00:18:57,687
Hell of a darts player, too.
Really?
460
00:18:57,688 --> 00:19:00,759
Amazing. Like, assassin.
Unbelievable.
461
00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:02,830
Wow.
Yeah.
462
00:19:02,831 --> 00:19:07,006
Hey. The four of us
should all go out on,
like, a double date sometime.
463
00:19:07,007 --> 00:19:08,732
You know, sometime
before the wedding.
464
00:19:08,733 --> 00:19:10,251
Oh, who's getting married?
465
00:19:10,252 --> 00:19:11,770
You and Wendy.
466
00:19:11,771 --> 00:19:13,669
I know.
I was kidding, dude.
467
00:19:18,536 --> 00:19:21,055
Man, I can't believe
Trouty hooked
us up like that.
468
00:19:21,056 --> 00:19:22,608
Unbelievable, right?
469
00:19:22,609 --> 00:19:24,231
I'm sitting in
the second row.
470
00:19:24,232 --> 00:19:26,094
I mean, that's how
close we were.
Yeah, I know.
471
00:19:26,095 --> 00:19:28,476
I mean, you could
see how big and
luscious his lips were.
472
00:19:28,477 --> 00:19:30,168
That's how close we were.
473
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,583
Yeah, I know,
I was sitting
next to you.
474
00:19:31,584 --> 00:19:33,240
I'm not gonna kiss him,
but I'm just saying,
that's close.
475
00:19:33,241 --> 00:19:35,069
We were right
next to you.
Same show.
476
00:19:35,070 --> 00:19:37,968
You know what, also,
tickets aside?
477
00:19:37,969 --> 00:19:39,556
Trouty was a pretty
cool guy tonight.
478
00:19:39,557 --> 00:19:41,524
Yeah, he just
tries too hard.
479
00:19:41,525 --> 00:19:43,526
Yeah, but you know,
the guy actually does
have a pretty good heart.
480
00:19:43,527 --> 00:19:45,700
See? I mean,
this is what I've been
trying to tell you guys.
481
00:19:45,701 --> 00:19:47,012
I know...
Hey.
482
00:19:47,013 --> 00:19:48,393
Did you guys go to
the Stones show, too?
483
00:19:48,394 --> 00:19:49,877
Yeah!
484
00:19:49,878 --> 00:19:51,154
That was the greatest
show ever, wasn't it?
485
00:19:51,155 --> 00:19:53,121
It was the best I've seen.
486
00:19:53,122 --> 00:19:54,468
Hey.
Hey.
487
00:19:54,469 --> 00:19:55,952
I'm Mike.
Corinne.
488
00:19:55,953 --> 00:19:57,333
Great to meet you.
489
00:19:57,334 --> 00:19:59,127
Trouty's back.
Sorry it took so long.
490
00:19:59,128 --> 00:20:02,614
Schnappity schnap.
What's up, li-zadies?
491
00:20:02,615 --> 00:20:05,306
You're looking sweeter
than a snacking cake.
Yeah, you like this?
492
00:20:05,307 --> 00:20:06,825
This is popcorn money, baby.
493
00:20:06,826 --> 00:20:09,518
Okay. It was nice
to meet you guys.
494
00:20:10,623 --> 00:20:11,899
Trouty.
495
00:20:11,900 --> 00:20:13,625
Oh, relax, dude,
they'll be back.
496
00:20:13,626 --> 00:20:15,627
Dude, they are
never coming back.
497
00:20:15,628 --> 00:20:18,217
Well, if not,
then this faux pas is
on you, Ralph Malph.
498
00:20:22,945 --> 00:20:24,739
Well, so,
are you surprised?
499
00:20:24,740 --> 00:20:26,569
Oh, I'm as
surprised as anyone.
500
00:20:26,570 --> 00:20:29,296
We had a good time.
Wendy's a cool person.
501
00:20:29,297 --> 00:20:30,849
Well, that's great.
502
00:20:30,850 --> 00:20:31,988
Yeah, and I was
talking to Brendan,
503
00:20:31,989 --> 00:20:33,092
and I thought
it might be nice
504
00:20:33,093 --> 00:20:34,991
if we all went out
together sometime.
505
00:20:34,992 --> 00:20:36,579
Really?
Yeah.
506
00:20:36,580 --> 00:20:37,683
Huh.
507
00:20:37,684 --> 00:20:39,030
What's wrong?
508
00:20:41,757 --> 00:20:44,207
I don't know.
509
00:20:44,208 --> 00:20:48,694
Look, hon, I don't
think I'm a good fit
with your friends.
510
00:20:48,695 --> 00:20:51,490
I mean, they're all
nice enough guys,
511
00:20:51,491 --> 00:20:53,975
but I feel like I don't have
anything in common with them.
512
00:20:53,976 --> 00:20:56,184
And, hey, I mean,
nowhere is it written
513
00:20:56,185 --> 00:20:59,982
that friends have to spend
time with their friends'
significant others, right?
514
00:21:00,638 --> 00:21:02,053
Yeah.
515
00:21:03,745 --> 00:21:05,228
I guess.
516
00:21:05,229 --> 00:21:08,956
In sports, regardless of
what they look like on paper,
517
00:21:08,957 --> 00:21:13,581
you have to be careful
about who you introduce
into the clubhouse.
518
00:21:13,582 --> 00:21:16,619
And the same can be
said for friendships,
519
00:21:16,620 --> 00:21:18,311
relationships,
520
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:22,728
even your image of yourself.
521
00:21:22,729 --> 00:21:25,006
'Cause even
a five-tool player
522
00:21:25,007 --> 00:21:28,148
can upset the balance
of a strong, promising team.
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