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Having a group
of friends is like being
part of a team.
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Great chemistry
makes it work.
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Winning teams always
have great chemistry,
like the White Sox last year.
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They just worked.
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But it's a delicate balance,
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and sometimes
adding a new player
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can totally throw
off the team dynamic.
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Hello.
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Oh, hi.
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I like how you mixed
the small frame
pictures and the books.
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It's really homey.
Thank you.
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For some reason,
I keep my books
and my pics separate,
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but you've given me
an idea.
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I'm glad I could help.
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Hey, who are you?
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I'm Traci.
I'm a friend of Brendan's,
whatever that means.
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Wow. Okay.
Where is your friend Brendan?
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He's sleeping,
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and I don't know
if I should wake him
because we were up so late.
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You know.
You don't need to
worry about that.
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Brendan loves
to get up early,
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especially when
he's up so late.
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Brendo, wake up!
It's morning!
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You left something
in the living room.
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Where exactly did you meet
this Traci person?
She sounds fascinating.
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She's actually
a really big fan
of my radio show.
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Oh, let me guess.
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Long time listener,
first time caller.
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How did you know? Weird.
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No, we met last night.
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I hosted
the Zebra Lounge opening.
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I always wanted
to have a fan.
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Well, you'll have
to do something
cool or important.
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I can do magic.
I just need...
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I need a box
and, like, a saw,
like a two-person saw, and...
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No.
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And I can't do
anything else cool.
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Well, I think
the best thing about this fan
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is that you're
finally over Wendy.
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Hey, way to bounce back.
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I'm back, baby.
That's right.
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Hey, everyone,
this is my
college buddy, Amad.
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Hey.
Amad, this is everyone.
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That's Andy, Brendan, Kenny
and that is P.J.
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Hi. Nice to meet you.
P.J. Hi.
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Nice to meet you.
We're up for darts.
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Oh, cool.
I'm gonna get
at a pitcher.
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We'll be at the dartboard,
okay?
Cool.
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Can I get you a drink?
Yeah, I'll come with you.
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Okay, cool.
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So you are the P.J.
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with the great
poker game.
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I like to call it
the pretty good poker game,
but you know.
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God, I would love to get
into that game sometime.
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Oh, yeah?
I haven't been
playing very long,
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but I'm told
I'm pretty good.
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Yeah, by people
who take all of your money?
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How'd you know?
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Dude, I think that's you.
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Who'd be calling me?
Everybody I like is here.
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Who's 555-0100?
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I think that's Bobby.
Why is he calling you?
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I don't know.
I mean, we're not
really phone friends.
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Well, maybe Bobby
would like to be
your phone friend.
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What should I do?
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Stop being so
weird about it.
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Either pick up the phone
or call him back.
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So just a couple more things
before I let you play
in my poker game.
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Okay, shoot.
Favorite Cubs trade?
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Oh.
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Well,
if I had to say favorite...
Uh-huh?
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It would be taking Sammy Sosa
away from the White Sox,
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and I grew up on
the south side of Chicago.
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So you took your life
into your own hands.
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The Cubs, to me,
were more important
than my own safety.
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You can play
anytime you want, fella.
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Yes!
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There we go.
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Hey, Amad?
Yeah.
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This is kind of
a weird question,
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but are you seeing
anyone right now?
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No. No, not at the moment.
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That's great.
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Now, sometimes you
find a new player
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who's a perfect
fit for the team,
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and you can't wait to
get him into uniform
and out onto that field.
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Okay, I'm gonna ask
you a question.
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What's your
favorite thing ever?
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My new off-white
linen pantsuit.
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It doesn't wrinkle?
No.
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Wow.
I know.
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Okay, well, anyway,
after that.
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A tall, handsome, single man
with a little
cash in his pocket.
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Now you are talking.
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Wait, what are you talking?
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If I know P.J.,
she's talking crazy.
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I'm only crazy
about you, Paolo.
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Come with it.
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Okay, last night...
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Last night,
I met this great guy, right?
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He's hot, he's funny,
he's got this great job.
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I mean, it's everything
a little Stephanie
could want.
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Really?
Uh-huh. What?
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The last time you set
me up was a disaster.
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That guy Barry...
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No, no, no.
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Finding someone
to take you home
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because you're
too drunk to drive
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does not count
as a set-up.
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Well, the point is,
he never called.
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Hang on.
This stupid thing.
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The Times is
making us use it.
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I have to admit
that I'm really
starting to like it.
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It's just Bobby saying
he's coming to poker.
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Is it weird for you
with him dating Claire?
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Not really.
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Thankfully you and Brendan
are the only ones that know
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about the whole
Bobby thing,
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so my humiliation has
been kept to a minimum.
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Peej, it's not humiliating.
He's cute.
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I know, but, okay,
if the guys found out,
the crap I would take...
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The crap both
of us would take.
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It would be endless.
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Well, I won't say
anything ever to anyone.
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Okay.
Especially if you hook me up
with your fine friend.
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Oh, my God.
Amad is perfect for you.
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Oh, Amad. Like, exotic.
Amad, right?
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Hello, nice,
handsome brother.
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What's up, happy?
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Hey, what's the name
of that movie
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where Barbra Streisand
plays the matchmaker?
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I don't know.
My gay boyfriend
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usually answers
those questions.
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I'm sorry. I'm feeling
a little bit superior.
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I think I just found
my best friend
the man of her dreams.
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Really?
Mmm-hmm.
You want a beer?
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Will it get me out
of this conversation?
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You can't control
who's on your team.
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Sometimes you get stuck
with a total jackass
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and you've gotta
just try and get
along with them.
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At least until
they get traded.
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Hi, Traci.
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Oh, hi. I just don't know
what I'm hungry for.
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Well, maybe what you
want isn't in there.
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Maybe it's out there,
like, you know,
in a restaurant.
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Yeah, but then I'd
have to put on some shoes
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and find out
where a restaurant is.
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So there's that.
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Andy, this is Traci.
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Yeah, we met earlier.
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We had a healthy
debate on the Middle East.
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Who is my favorite DJ?
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Dr. Brendo's back on the air.
Come here!
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I would like your
professional opinion
on something,
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so let me bend
your ear for a second.
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Is that the fan?
Yes.
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Fan of what?
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Brendan, and now,
apparently my apartment.
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What's up, fellows?
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Hey.
Hey.
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I think the sound
wasn't that bad.
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Yeah, but I swear he was
playing the harp backwards.
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Yeah, and you could
tell she was pissed.
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Who was pissed?
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Big Mama Brown.
Not pretty.
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Dude, you went to
see Big Mama Brown?
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Yeah, I called Bobby.
We went over to
Kingston Mines.
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Why didn't you call me?
You don't like the blues.
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You said they
make you feel bad.
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It's not that they
make me feel bad,
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it's that they
make me feel guilty
for the things I have.
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What do you have?
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I have a...
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Shut up.
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Dude, it was
a great show.
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You know what?
Actually,
it was kind of amazing.
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The seats?
Couldn't beat the seats.
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Couldn't be better.
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No big deal, man. I...
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I went and checked
out the new Potbelly's.
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Great sub selection.
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Could not have been happier.
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Potbelly's?
That place is killer.
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You've been there?
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Yeah, Kenny and I
had lunch there yesterday.
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I had a gift certificate.
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Wow! Two of them, huh?
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Things are moving fast.
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A little lunch,
a little dinner,
and watch out,
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one of you might
end up pregnant.
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My money's on Kenny.
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I bet you're
the best poker player
in the world.
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Oh, my God.
That's amazing.
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Words come out of her mouth,
and I can't see
your lips move at all.
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Why don't you go
ahead and deal?
I'm gonna grab a beer.
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I'll get chips.
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Boy, that Bobby
sure has become
everyone's fast friend.
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First he hooks up with P.J.,
and now he's got
his eye on Kenny.
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Not that kind of eye.
Just a buddy eye.
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Andy and Mike,
can you grab
some paper towels?
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Wait a minute.
You're telling me
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that Bobby
hooked up with P.J.?
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When did that happen?
A while ago. I don't know.
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Really?
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You guys didn't hear me?
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I said I need
some paper towels.
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You can tell, can't you?
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Thank you.
Oh, no.
It's my favorite shirt.
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Yours.
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She's terrific.
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Thank you.
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But sometimes,
the new guy is so
good for the team
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you want him to stay forever.
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I couldn't believe the guy.
Look, he put out cones
in front of my building
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to save himself
a parking space,
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and he didn't even
live on my block.
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Well, I hope
you let him have it.
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Well, yeah.
I paid the snowplow guy
50 bucks
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to cover his whole
car with slushy snow.
220
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And?
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I'm betting he
egged your car.
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Yeah, and I'm still
trying to get that stuff off.
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But I got the city
to put up new
restrictive parking signs.
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Oh, check you out.
Using the old noggin, huh?
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Way to go, Amad.
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Why, thank you, Stephanie.
Uh-huh.
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I love him.
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Um...
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Will you two excuse me?
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Sure.
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'Cause I'm...
Such a gentleman.
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I'm gonna go
freshen up.
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Okay.
Okay.
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God, Stephanie is great,
isn't she?
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Yeah, she's great.
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The good news is that
Stephanie and I are so tight
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that the chemistry between us
will always be good.
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What is your hurry?
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We barely even
finished our wine.
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Yeah, you know,
it was time to leave.
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Don't wanna stay
too long at the fair.
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What fair?
What are you talking about?
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You guys went to a fair?
What fair?
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Did they have
a Tilt-A-Whirl?
245
00:09:59,840 --> 00:10:01,220
There's one
in St. Gabriel's
parking lot.
246
00:10:01,221 --> 00:10:02,497
They got a Whack-A-Mole.
I can go right now.
247
00:10:02,498 --> 00:10:04,430
Will you guys
just shut it?
248
00:10:04,431 --> 00:10:06,225
'Cause she's trying
to tell me something
about Amad.
249
00:10:06,226 --> 00:10:08,261
Yeah, your date.
How'd it go?
250
00:10:08,262 --> 00:10:09,504
It was fine.
Yeah?
251
00:10:09,505 --> 00:10:11,713
Yeah, yeah, until P.J.
rushed me over here.
252
00:10:11,714 --> 00:10:13,163
Yeah, you know what?
We'll just talk
about it later.
253
00:10:13,164 --> 00:10:14,889
No.
254
00:10:14,890 --> 00:10:16,373
Yeah, you know,
as long as we're here,
I'd like to know about it.
255
00:10:16,374 --> 00:10:17,961
Me, too.
256
00:10:17,962 --> 00:10:19,307
Come on. What's
the big deal?
Just tell me.
257
00:10:19,308 --> 00:10:20,653
Give it up.
258
00:10:20,654 --> 00:10:22,551
No, it's nothing.
Nothing's a big deal.
259
00:10:22,552 --> 00:10:24,484
It's just that, you know,
something kind of weird
happened and...
260
00:10:24,485 --> 00:10:25,796
What? I thought
we were getting along great.
261
00:10:25,797 --> 00:10:27,349
Yes, so did I.
262
00:10:27,350 --> 00:10:28,799
That's good.
He's a pretty cool guy.
263
00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:30,352
He's a handsome guy.
Yeah.
264
00:10:30,353 --> 00:10:32,528
Then when you went
to the bathroom,
265
00:10:33,805 --> 00:10:36,151
he just...
He kissed me.
266
00:10:36,152 --> 00:10:37,843
I knew he
couldn't be trusted.
267
00:10:37,844 --> 00:10:39,051
I've seen better
looking guys.
A lot better looking.
268
00:10:39,052 --> 00:10:43,021
Really? What kind of kiss?
269
00:10:44,436 --> 00:10:46,541
Yeah,
it was that kind of kiss.
270
00:10:46,542 --> 00:10:48,923
This is great.
271
00:10:48,924 --> 00:10:52,685
You set me up with somebody,
and that somebody
wants to be with you?
272
00:10:52,686 --> 00:10:54,653
Come on.
It never occurred to me
273
00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,482
that he would be
interested in me.
274
00:10:56,483 --> 00:10:58,449
Should we be here?
275
00:10:58,450 --> 00:11:00,348
No. No, you shouldn't.
Kenny, go.
276
00:11:00,349 --> 00:11:01,694
Why do I have to go?
277
00:11:01,695 --> 00:11:03,006
Because this is
very personal.
278
00:11:03,007 --> 00:11:04,214
Why does he get to stay?
279
00:11:04,215 --> 00:11:05,871
You really want
to stick around
for the answer?
280
00:11:05,872 --> 00:11:08,598
I'm not the one
that made out
with your date.
281
00:11:09,945 --> 00:11:11,670
So are you guys
sure it's cool
282
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:12,809
for me to be here,
'cause I could easily...
283
00:11:12,810 --> 00:11:14,086
Yeah. No, honey,
it's fine.
284
00:11:14,087 --> 00:11:15,950
You're one
of the girls.
285
00:11:15,951 --> 00:11:18,642
I don't know how
I feel about that.
286
00:11:18,643 --> 00:11:21,334
I'm being completely
honest with you, okay?
287
00:11:21,335 --> 00:11:25,097
I really thought
he was perfect for you.
288
00:11:25,098 --> 00:11:26,892
Why, because he's black?
289
00:11:26,893 --> 00:11:28,031
No.
290
00:11:28,032 --> 00:11:29,204
Have you ever
dated a black guy?
291
00:11:29,205 --> 00:11:30,516
I don't know.
292
00:11:30,517 --> 00:11:31,690
Would you ever
date a black guy?
293
00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:32,863
Are you kidding me?
294
00:11:32,864 --> 00:11:35,072
I can't wait to
date a black guy.
295
00:11:35,073 --> 00:11:37,316
That's not
the issue, though.
296
00:11:37,317 --> 00:11:39,663
The point is
that I just...
297
00:11:39,664 --> 00:11:41,976
I really wanted him
to be with you.
298
00:11:41,977 --> 00:11:44,426
Well, you know a good way
you can do that?
299
00:11:44,427 --> 00:11:47,913
Don't fix me up with somebody
who really wants
to be with you.
300
00:11:47,914 --> 00:11:49,190
Wait, Steph.
301
00:11:49,191 --> 00:11:51,883
No, I...
No, Steph.
Come on. Don't...
302
00:11:52,746 --> 00:11:54,747
Damn.
303
00:11:54,748 --> 00:11:56,542
I don't know if I like
being one of the girls.
304
00:11:56,543 --> 00:11:58,199
Chemistry's a tricky thing.
305
00:11:58,200 --> 00:11:59,648
Just when you think
you've got it figured out,
306
00:11:59,649 --> 00:12:02,411
it comes back and
slaps you in the face.
307
00:12:03,377 --> 00:12:05,033
Hey, what's the word?
308
00:12:05,034 --> 00:12:06,586
What's up, man?
You want one?
Absolutely.
309
00:12:06,587 --> 00:12:07,864
Bring a round.
Yeah.
310
00:12:07,865 --> 00:12:09,728
Dude, did you
see the game?
Man, it's brutal.
311
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,626
We're just finding
new ways to lose.
312
00:12:11,627 --> 00:12:12,800
They're killing me.
We should just
get rid of the team.
313
00:12:12,801 --> 00:12:13,697
Yeah, that's fine.
You know what?
314
00:12:13,698 --> 00:12:14,836
I'll just watch Triple-A.
315
00:12:14,837 --> 00:12:16,217
Yeah. Hey, listen,
after this,
316
00:12:16,218 --> 00:12:17,149
you wanna go over
to Danny's Rib Joint
317
00:12:17,150 --> 00:12:18,633
and grab a couple slabs?
318
00:12:18,634 --> 00:12:19,910
Well, I'm meeting
Bobby for Brazilian food.
319
00:12:19,911 --> 00:12:21,394
Why don't you come with us?
320
00:12:21,395 --> 00:12:23,983
Wow. You're meeting Bobby.
Yeah.
321
00:12:23,984 --> 00:12:25,398
Bobby Brady.
Sounds good.
322
00:12:25,399 --> 00:12:28,091
Actually, you know what?
I'm not a big fan of tacos.
323
00:12:28,092 --> 00:12:29,644
That's actually Mexican.
324
00:12:29,645 --> 00:12:31,094
Whatever, man.
It's all south
of the border.
325
00:12:31,095 --> 00:12:32,371
A lot of people
think that,
326
00:12:32,372 --> 00:12:33,855
but there's actually a lot
of subtle differences.
327
00:12:33,856 --> 00:12:35,512
Seriously?
328
00:12:35,513 --> 00:12:37,548
Well, for example,
Brazilian peppers
are actually a lot hotter.
329
00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:40,206
In fact, the chilies
are grown in a soil
that's like an aged soil...
330
00:12:40,207 --> 00:12:42,105
I get it. You know
how to cook. It's fine.
331
00:12:42,106 --> 00:12:44,797
Why don't you and Bobby Brady
go and enjoy some
of those spices?
332
00:12:44,798 --> 00:12:47,110
Okay, well, then I
won't tell you about it.
333
00:12:47,111 --> 00:12:48,559
Fine. Don't.
Then don't join us.
334
00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:50,009
I'm not hearing you.
Stay here.
335
00:12:50,010 --> 00:12:51,252
I'm gonna be right here.
Just you and your shadow.
336
00:12:51,253 --> 00:12:52,943
Having a beer.
That's great.
337
00:12:52,944 --> 00:12:55,256
Might get a pub burger.
Why don't you drink
till you like yourself?
338
00:12:55,257 --> 00:12:57,361
That's a lot of beer.
339
00:12:57,362 --> 00:13:00,192
See, in baseball,
you have no control
over who's on your team,
340
00:13:00,193 --> 00:13:02,228
but there are ways
to make your feelings known,
341
00:13:02,229 --> 00:13:04,644
especially if you're a veteran.
342
00:13:04,645 --> 00:13:08,096
Sometimes they're subtle
and sometimes they're not.
343
00:13:08,097 --> 00:13:10,685
Um, Traci,
where is Brendan?
344
00:13:10,686 --> 00:13:12,618
I don't know.
345
00:13:12,619 --> 00:13:14,793
Where did you
have him last?
346
00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:18,244
Hey.
347
00:13:18,245 --> 00:13:19,626
Excuse me.
348
00:13:26,115 --> 00:13:28,392
Okay, look, I really...
I couldn't be happier
349
00:13:28,393 --> 00:13:30,705
that you bounced
back from Wendy,
350
00:13:30,706 --> 00:13:32,845
but this Traci,
she's gotta go, man.
351
00:13:32,846 --> 00:13:34,985
This is ridiculous.
352
00:13:34,986 --> 00:13:36,297
What did she do now?
353
00:13:36,298 --> 00:13:39,024
Okay, well, first of all,
you let her play poker.
354
00:13:39,025 --> 00:13:40,715
That's all I'm
gonna say about that.
355
00:13:40,716 --> 00:13:44,477
Secondly,
she is here constantly, man,
even when you're not here.
356
00:13:44,478 --> 00:13:49,137
And last but not least... ly,
all of those little quirks
357
00:13:49,138 --> 00:13:52,037
that you think are charming
because you're
sleeping with her,
358
00:13:52,038 --> 00:13:55,523
for me, not so much at all.
359
00:13:55,524 --> 00:13:57,214
Come on. I used to
have girls stay over
360
00:13:57,215 --> 00:13:58,871
all the time when
we were roommates.
361
00:13:58,872 --> 00:14:01,080
Yeah, man, you were
paying half the rent.
362
00:14:01,081 --> 00:14:03,255
And you're
crashing here now, right?
363
00:14:03,256 --> 00:14:06,534
Hey, a one-night stand?
Totally cool.
364
00:14:06,535 --> 00:14:09,744
A five-night stand?
No. Okay?
365
00:14:09,745 --> 00:14:10,988
Okay.
366
00:14:12,161 --> 00:14:14,162
Thank you.
367
00:14:14,163 --> 00:14:15,819
She'll be gone first thing
in the morning.
368
00:14:15,820 --> 00:14:17,441
Dude, you're killing me.
369
00:14:17,442 --> 00:14:19,443
Come on, Peej.
370
00:14:19,444 --> 00:14:21,342
She is my super
hot fan, okay?
371
00:14:21,343 --> 00:14:22,861
Let me play with my toy
a little more? Please?
372
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:25,311
Why don't you go stay
in her Barbie Dream House?
373
00:14:25,312 --> 00:14:26,830
She lives with her parents.
374
00:14:26,831 --> 00:14:30,109
Okay, well, you be sure
and bring her mom
a nice plant
375
00:14:30,110 --> 00:14:33,182
or a bottle of Baileys.
Moms love Baileys.
376
00:14:34,183 --> 00:14:35,149
It's true.
377
00:14:35,150 --> 00:14:36,254
Right?
378
00:15:12,221 --> 00:15:14,257
Those ribs looked good.
Dude, they were good.
379
00:15:14,258 --> 00:15:15,775
I should've
eaten with you.
380
00:15:15,776 --> 00:15:17,156
That Brazilian food's
repeating on me already.
381
00:15:17,157 --> 00:15:19,676
Man, the ribs will
always trump the taco.
382
00:15:19,677 --> 00:15:21,643
We went over this.
Tacos are not Brazilian.
383
00:15:21,644 --> 00:15:23,438
They're...
384
00:15:23,439 --> 00:15:25,302
You know what?
You're right.
385
00:15:25,303 --> 00:15:27,132
You're right.
Ribs are awesome.
386
00:15:27,133 --> 00:15:28,719
Hey, why was I
the last one
to find out
387
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:30,307
that P.J. hooked up
with Bobby?
388
00:15:30,308 --> 00:15:31,999
What?
P.J. hooked up with Bobby?
389
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,586
That's what
Andy told me.
390
00:15:33,587 --> 00:15:35,312
All the time I
hung out with Bobby,
and he never told me?
391
00:15:35,313 --> 00:15:39,006
I can't believe that.
Man, that stings.
392
00:15:40,525 --> 00:15:44,252
Hey! Come on,
get out of the street,
you jack-off.
393
00:15:44,253 --> 00:15:47,255
I know I said
chemistry's a tricky thing,
394
00:15:47,256 --> 00:15:50,224
but it can also get you
through a rough patch.
395
00:15:50,225 --> 00:15:51,363
Hey.
Hey.
396
00:15:51,364 --> 00:15:53,227
I got you
a little peace offering.
397
00:15:53,228 --> 00:15:55,022
Vanilla latte, extra foam.
398
00:15:55,023 --> 00:15:56,403
Thank you.
399
00:15:58,371 --> 00:16:00,820
No nutmeg.
Are you really sorry?
400
00:16:00,821 --> 00:16:02,581
I'm really sorry.
401
00:16:02,582 --> 00:16:04,134
Are you still mad?
402
00:16:04,135 --> 00:16:05,618
No.
403
00:16:05,619 --> 00:16:09,415
Come on.
I wasn't even mad at you.
404
00:16:09,416 --> 00:16:13,040
I was just bummed
that Amad kissed
you and not me.
405
00:16:13,041 --> 00:16:15,042
No, my God,
of course,
you were, you know?
406
00:16:15,043 --> 00:16:16,698
It was weird.
It was awkward.
407
00:16:16,699 --> 00:16:18,321
It was horrible,
you know?
408
00:16:18,322 --> 00:16:20,633
And I really wanted
you guys to be together.
409
00:16:20,634 --> 00:16:23,084
Well, why him?
410
00:16:23,085 --> 00:16:27,951
I don't really feel
like I have a lot in common
with the guys that you date.
411
00:16:27,952 --> 00:16:31,058
I mean, I sort of feel
like they're all kind
of stuffy and boring.
412
00:16:31,059 --> 00:16:32,507
Hey.
413
00:16:32,508 --> 00:16:36,856
But then I see Amad,
and we're talking
sports and poker and...
414
00:16:36,857 --> 00:16:40,446
I'm afraid that
you're gonna wind up
with someone that I don't get
415
00:16:40,447 --> 00:16:44,692
and I'm gonna
lose you because
we're just gonna grow apart.
416
00:16:44,693 --> 00:16:47,971
No, no, no.
You will never
shake me, all right?
417
00:16:47,972 --> 00:16:49,283
No matter who I end up with.
418
00:16:49,284 --> 00:16:50,525
And you have to
know that by now.
419
00:16:50,526 --> 00:16:51,803
I know.
420
00:16:53,253 --> 00:16:56,600
So you think some
of the guys I date
are stuffy?
421
00:16:56,601 --> 00:16:58,568
No.
422
00:16:58,569 --> 00:17:02,054
Yes. Okay, come on.
Sophomore year.
423
00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:04,332
Who was the guy
that walked around
with the cane?
424
00:17:04,333 --> 00:17:06,748
Oh. He had a bad foot.
425
00:17:06,749 --> 00:17:08,337
So why did he
wear the top hat?
426
00:17:14,826 --> 00:17:18,070
Hey.
Hey.
427
00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:24,628
So, for somebody
who wanted to keep what
happened between us private,
428
00:17:24,629 --> 00:17:26,320
you sure have been
blabbing it around.
429
00:17:26,321 --> 00:17:28,253
What are you talking about?
430
00:17:28,254 --> 00:17:30,496
I can't believe
you told everybody
about us hooking up.
431
00:17:30,497 --> 00:17:33,258
I didn't tell anybody
but Stephanie and Brendan,
432
00:17:33,259 --> 00:17:35,984
and they would
never tell anybody.
433
00:17:35,985 --> 00:17:37,745
Well, Brendan must
have told Mike and Kenny,
434
00:17:37,746 --> 00:17:38,884
because they both know.
435
00:17:38,885 --> 00:17:42,094
He would never.
That's impossible.
436
00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:43,992
Hey, Bren.
Yeah?
437
00:17:43,993 --> 00:17:47,410
Did you say
anything to the guys
about me and Bobby?
438
00:17:47,411 --> 00:17:50,275
No. You told me to promise,
so I promised.
439
00:17:50,276 --> 00:17:51,379
Yeah?
440
00:17:51,380 --> 00:17:53,588
Promise keeper.
Not a promise breaker.
441
00:17:53,589 --> 00:17:54,658
So how do they know?
442
00:17:54,659 --> 00:17:56,591
I swear I don't know.
443
00:17:56,592 --> 00:18:00,630
Look, your friend left behind
a little keepsake over there.
444
00:18:00,631 --> 00:18:02,770
Oh, God. Sorry.
445
00:18:02,771 --> 00:18:04,875
And there.
446
00:18:04,876 --> 00:18:06,705
Yeah.
447
00:18:06,706 --> 00:18:09,087
Wow.
That's creepily lifelike.
448
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,848
And there's
something really big
on your bed.
449
00:18:11,849 --> 00:18:12,953
All right.
450
00:18:14,645 --> 00:18:17,888
Hi, we're here.
Oh! Hey, you guys.
451
00:18:17,889 --> 00:18:19,925
It is poker night, right?
452
00:18:19,926 --> 00:18:21,754
Right. Right. Are we
interrupting something?
453
00:18:21,755 --> 00:18:22,997
Oh, my God.
I knew this would happen.
454
00:18:22,998 --> 00:18:24,309
I'm sorry.
This is exactly why
455
00:18:24,310 --> 00:18:25,551
I didn't want
them to find out.
456
00:18:25,552 --> 00:18:26,897
Find out what?
457
00:18:26,898 --> 00:18:27,933
Okay, don't act
like you don't know.
458
00:18:27,934 --> 00:18:29,348
How'd you find out
about me and Bobby?
459
00:18:29,349 --> 00:18:31,039
I had to hear it
from my friend Mike.
460
00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:32,179
Andy told me.
461
00:18:32,180 --> 00:18:34,422
Okay, and how did
Andy find out?
462
00:18:34,423 --> 00:18:36,459
I just assumed you told him
because you guys are related.
463
00:18:36,460 --> 00:18:39,047
I would never tell
my brother about someone
I made out with.
464
00:18:39,048 --> 00:18:41,740
We don't talk about
that kind of stuff
in my family.
465
00:18:41,741 --> 00:18:43,673
Wait a minute.
Did you say make out?
466
00:18:43,674 --> 00:18:45,537
He told me that
you guys hooked up.
467
00:18:45,538 --> 00:18:47,573
Yeah, we did.
We made out.
468
00:18:47,574 --> 00:18:48,885
Hook up does
not mean make out.
469
00:18:48,886 --> 00:18:49,989
It means doing it.
470
00:18:49,990 --> 00:18:51,957
No, it doesn't.
471
00:18:51,958 --> 00:18:53,752
Dude, it can mean
a lot of different things.
472
00:18:53,753 --> 00:18:55,512
It depends on the situation.
473
00:18:55,513 --> 00:18:58,964
I mean, a guy hooked me up
with tickets to a game once.
474
00:18:58,965 --> 00:19:00,724
There was nothing
sexual about it.
475
00:19:00,725 --> 00:19:03,727
Yeah. I hook up
with girls for coffee
all the time.
476
00:19:03,728 --> 00:19:05,729
And there's absolutely
nothing sexual about that.
477
00:19:05,730 --> 00:19:08,732
If I were gonna have sex,
I would not say hook up.
478
00:19:08,733 --> 00:19:10,044
I would say have sex.
479
00:19:10,045 --> 00:19:11,770
All right, all right,
let's do this then.
480
00:19:11,771 --> 00:19:15,463
Just show us what you did,
and then we'll decide
what to call it.
481
00:19:15,464 --> 00:19:16,914
Hello.
482
00:19:21,367 --> 00:19:22,608
You read my diary.
483
00:19:22,609 --> 00:19:27,026
Andy, how did you find out
about Bobby and me?
484
00:19:27,027 --> 00:19:28,925
That girl told me.
What girl?
485
00:19:28,926 --> 00:19:30,271
I don't know her name.
486
00:19:30,272 --> 00:19:32,825
The skinny 12-year-old
that was here for a while.
487
00:19:32,826 --> 00:19:34,724
You mean Traci
the squatter?
488
00:19:34,725 --> 00:19:37,727
The fan?
Brendo!
489
00:19:37,728 --> 00:19:40,626
Hi, check it out.
It's Mr. Honey Paws.
490
00:19:40,627 --> 00:19:43,940
I can not believe
you told your
annoying little fan
491
00:19:43,941 --> 00:19:45,286
about me and Bobby.
492
00:19:45,287 --> 00:19:47,633
How can you just
tell a perfect stranger
493
00:19:47,634 --> 00:19:49,911
something so
private and personal?
494
00:19:49,912 --> 00:19:52,431
Well,
I had just done something
495
00:19:52,432 --> 00:19:55,779
very private and personal
to that stranger
496
00:19:55,780 --> 00:19:59,231
and I can't be
held responsible
for what I say after sex.
497
00:19:59,232 --> 00:20:00,612
Actually, you've got
to give it to him, Peej.
498
00:20:00,613 --> 00:20:02,855
After that moment,
anything is pure gibberish.
499
00:20:02,856 --> 00:20:04,616
He's right.
500
00:20:04,617 --> 00:20:07,689
I concur.
It can last for days.
501
00:20:09,138 --> 00:20:10,242
Even you?
502
00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:12,590
Sadly, in the end,
I'm just another man.
503
00:20:14,558 --> 00:20:17,387
All right, look.
Now that everything's
out in the open,
504
00:20:17,388 --> 00:20:20,252
can we just kinda
pretend that we never
heard any of it, huh?
505
00:20:20,253 --> 00:20:23,669
Heard what?
That P.J. and Bobby
had crazy, wild animal sex?
506
00:20:23,670 --> 00:20:24,877
That's old news.
507
00:20:24,878 --> 00:20:26,293
Well, you know,
the cool part about it
508
00:20:26,294 --> 00:20:28,018
is that we're not
gonna have to deal
509
00:20:28,019 --> 00:20:30,435
with getting grief for it
until the end of time.
510
00:20:30,436 --> 00:20:32,195
Was it awkward
the first time, guys?
511
00:20:32,196 --> 00:20:33,886
Oh, my God.
We didn't have sex, okay?
512
00:20:33,887 --> 00:20:36,682
Wait a minute.
You didn't close the deal.
513
00:20:36,683 --> 00:20:38,028
Dude, she's easy.
514
00:20:38,029 --> 00:20:39,409
Hey!
515
00:20:39,410 --> 00:20:40,755
P.J.,
it's the 21st century, okay?
516
00:20:40,756 --> 00:20:43,137
It's all right for a girl
to have pre-marital sex.
517
00:20:43,138 --> 00:20:45,691
Come on. Didn't you just
hate the 20th century?
518
00:20:45,692 --> 00:20:49,039
Yes, I did.
The dark ages before women
were allowed to slut it up
519
00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:50,696
with impunity,
right, P.J.?
520
00:20:50,697 --> 00:20:52,974
All right, you guys, look,
it was nothing, okay?
521
00:20:52,975 --> 00:20:55,736
Oh, really?
So it was nothing now.
522
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:58,394
Wow! Wow!
523
00:20:58,395 --> 00:21:00,016
All right,
you know what, guys?
524
00:21:00,017 --> 00:21:01,569
You're talking
about my sister here.
525
00:21:01,570 --> 00:21:03,226
Thank you.
526
00:21:03,227 --> 00:21:05,987
You guys didn't do it
on the table, did you?
527
00:21:07,576 --> 00:21:09,888
You can't plan
chemistry. It just happens.
528
00:21:09,889 --> 00:21:12,511
It's that trust,
that great vibe,
529
00:21:12,512 --> 00:21:15,549
that electricity that makes
for a championship team,
530
00:21:15,550 --> 00:21:17,413
or for great friends
that you know,
531
00:21:17,414 --> 00:21:19,450
no matter what,
will be on your team forever.
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