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Hi, hi Peter, how are you?

I was in the neighborhood, so I figured I'd stop by.

It's the first of the month, so it's that time of the month again.

Really? Yeah, rent's due.

Okay, well, I actually have it. I have it in cash.

Is that okay?

Oh, really?

Yeah. Oh, no, absolutely.

You know, I apologize. I was a little apprehensive. I was like, you know, I'm

going to have to give her an extension again like I normally do.

I definitely have it in cash this time. It's just another room. Oh, that's

awesome. That's great.

That's great.

Do you want to come in?

Sure, sure, you know, because I was a little worried. You know, there's

and the price of everything.

Right over there.

Okay, all right.

So wait over here, please.

All right.

There you go. Got your rent money right here.

You know you don't have any pencils, right?

What? No.

The rent money's right there. I got it all for you.

You want to count it?

Yeah, yeah.

It's all right there.

Is there an issue? Yeah, it's a little light.

That's the rent money. I got it all right there. No, it's only $300. It's

supposed to be $2 ,000.

Oh, silly me. I actually have another pile in the other room.

I keep them all in separate piles, groceries, everything.

This must just be the wrong pile.

I'll be right back with the other one. No problem.

Hands on.

Here, I know I got the wrong pile.

Good God.

Oh.

What? It's all right here for you.

What? Here you go. I got all of it.

Right there.

Yep. You want to count it?

It's all right there.

I got it all for you right there.

What? Is there an issue?

Why do you... Nothing. I got the rent money. It's right there.

Ready? Okay.

It's all there.

Yep.

What? Is there an issue?

You're still short.

Can you count it again?

It should all be there.

It should be all the money.

Yeah, you're still short.

Are you sure? Count it again.

That's the right pile.

It's all there.

Every time I count it, it's still 500. It's supposed to be 2 ,000.

Silly me.

I must have got the wrong pile. I actually have a few of them.

It must be the other pile. I'll be right back. I'll get you the right pile.

Don't worry.

Okay. I don't understand.

I have your tits out.

That's just written money. That's all.

I got third coffee.

Oh, good.

Third time's a charm.

What the fuck?

You want to count it?

There you go. Come on.

It's all right there.

Now there's even less.

What do you want to do about that?

You want to count again?

I don't understand.

Count it again.

Oh. Go ahead. Count it again. It's all there.

Oh.

I get it. You know what? I'm just going to count this again.

One,

two, three,

four, five, six, seven,

eight.

That's 2 ,000.

So that's the rent?

Yeah, the rent is taken care of. Do you mind if I just touch this? I thought

you'd never ask.

Oh, my God.

You want to oil them up?

Can I? Yes.

Oh, yeah.

Here you go.

They look so nice all wheeled up. Oh, yeah, they do.

Mm -hmm.

I'm glad the rent worked out.

Oh, my God.

Wow, this is so nice.

Thank you.

You know,

You're really, honestly, you're my best tenant that I have.

I mean, yeah.

Thank you so much.

Yeah, pay on time.

Always.

Yeah.

I think this isn't going to be a problem at all.

No way.

No, yeah.

It all worked out perfectly.

Most definitely did.

Let me get some oil in there for you.

All nice and shiny.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. That's it.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Those feel good.

Oh, yeah, they do.

Mm -hmm.

Hmm.

Oh, that's right.

Oh, yes.

Oh, that's so good.

Thank you.

I love you.

Thank you.

Oh yes.

Oh yes.

um um

I got a piece of you.

It's so good.

Hmm.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you. I love you. I love you.

I love you.

Keep going.

And that's it for me, baby.

You just go ahead and check that.

We'll consider the rent fully paid this month.

You know, I mean, you are such a blessing as a tenant. I really...

You know,

times have been hard lately.

What?

Anyways, I... Can you leave? I have some... I'm going to go shopping.

I just got to put my pants on. All right.

Well, I'm going to go get ready.

What the fuck?

You freaking got me again.

What am I going to tell my wife?

I don't have the fucking rent money.