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Oh, my God.

It's not even going to be ready until two weeks after the wedding. This is the

one that I really wanted.

It's perfect.

It's okay. It's okay. I mean, I'm sure we can find something just like it.

There isn't one like it. I looked. This is it.

And it's not going to be ready. See, everything is just falling apart.

It's like... I don't know what to do.

I'm freaking out.

I mean, I... Oh.

Oh, Danica's calling me right now. Can I take this really fast?

Yeah.

Hey.

Yeah.

Um, she seems so stressed out. I mean, I don't even know why she's marrying this

guy. He hasn't helped her at all.

She's done all of the work, and I feel so bad for her.

What?

Oh, my God. I can't do that.

You want me to seduce her. You're being absolutely serious.

Come on. You know how that worked out last time?

The husband found out. He got all mad. It was like this whole dramatic

situation.

I mean...

I'm totally down for it.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's true. She would still be my friend, so I don't think she would get

too upset.

Hmm.

Okay, okay, fine.

Okay, I'll do it.

Okay.

I'll send you a text and let you know how it goes and everything.

Please promise me you'll come over and make the invitations with us.

So, in case it's, like, awkward or anything.

Okay.

Okay, great.

All right, I'll talk to you soon.

Bye.

Hey! Okay, I just got off the phone with Danica.

You know, she just got married.

Everything's going to be perfect. She's going to come over, and she has so many

ideas for the invitations. She's going to help us make the invitations.

It'll be so great. Yeah. Get excited.

All right. I mean, that's awesome that she's going to come over and help. Yeah.

And, you know, she's so great and she's so creative. We'll be good.

Are you sure?

Yeah. You'll have lots of help.

That would be really great.

It's okay.

Look, everything's going to be okay.

Here.

Just calm down.

I'm just going to give you a little massage just so I can relax you.

You're so nice.

Look, everything's going to be great.

Tara's here to help you.

You won't have any more stress.

I think I really needed this.

Yes, you did.

I'm going to help you just release all this tension that you have. Built up.

I'm so happy I can be here to help you.

That's what friends are for, right?

Yeah.

You're right. You're being really helpful.

He doesn't help you at all.

You're just so pretty.

You're way too pretty for him.

He doesn't deserve such a beautiful, smart, sexy girl like you.

You think so? He doesn't help you.

He doesn't take care of you.

I want to take care of you and help you.

He can't do anything.

He doesn't help with anything.

No. He doesn't even help you with house chores, the wedding, anything

that you need.

He doesn't help you.

Become less stressed.

He doesn't care about your work.

He's always so busy with his life and himself.

That's why you have me.

Here, I'll tell you what.

Let Tara take care of you.

Look, I have some massage oil just in my purse.

You can go lay on the couch.

And I'll really help you with all your needs.

Really? You'd do that for me? Of course I would.

I don't think your fiancé would ever do that for you.

Let's go have a full body massage. Just right on the couch.

Okay? Alright. You're the best friend ever.

Come with me.

You're just going to give me a little massage?

Just a little massage.

Okay. Take the edge off.

Yeah, it smells really, really good.

Don't worry.

Just relax.

And all you have to do is just release your mind.

And don't think about your silly little fiancé.

Just think about how much you're enjoying it.

I'm always thinking about him now.

Don't think about him.

Think about me rubbing your back.

He doesn't do anything for you.

You have so much stress with this wedding.

You don't need all that stress.

You're so beautiful.

Why don't you take all this off so I can give you, you know, a nice full body

massage. Really? Yeah.

Okay. I'll do that for you. Of course.

We'll just take it all off.

Oh, all of it? Yeah, I don't want to get oil all over your clothes.

Okay.

Now

just

lay it down.

That's better, right?

Yeah. Yeah.

Okay.

Now all you have to do...

Just

relax, okay?

And let me take care of you.

Let me be here for you, okay?

It does feel good.

Right?

I want you to feel so good.

I want you to feel the best you've ever felt.

See, you don't need your fiancé.

My shirt keeps dangling down.

I don't want to get oil on it.

Do you mind if I take it off?

I guess not. I wouldn't want you to dirty your shirt.

No.

Plus, it's a little hot.

Much better.

my bra.

I'm kind of worried I might ruin that, too.

I don't want to, like, if I lean forward.

I guess you can take it off. I mean, I don't want you to ruin your pretty bra.

It looks really nice.

Thank you.

You're just trying to help me. You're such a great friend, Tara.

Exactly.

Oil stains.

so easily.

Yeah.

He worked so hard all the time and no one could appreciate you.

You could do anything you want and he would never know.

What if I take my pants off, too? I'm really worried about getting oil on

Yeah. I don't want you to ruin your pants, either. Go ahead.

No, I don't.

Thank you so much.

Yeah.

I mean, you're being so awesome. I would just feel so bad if they got ruined.

I just want to be a good friend to you.

I'll give you what you deserve.

He's been the best friend any girl could ever ask for.

My pants are just so tight.

Oh, you know what?

It's all right. Why don't we just take this off, too?

I mean, it's so beautiful, and it's brand new.

I don't want it to get damaged or lose any of its sparkle.

Of course, you deserve the most sparkle in the

world.

I guess.

It's okay.

Oh, that's tight too, isn't it?

I've got it right there.

Doesn't that feel better?

It does feel better. I think now I can finally enjoy this massage the way I'm

supposed to.

Exactly.

You don't have to worry about damaging it.

At all.

It's so perky.

And there's so much to grab.

No, Richard's never complimented my butt.

Oh, baby, I'll compliment your butt whenever you want.

Richard's never done a lot of things for you. I can

do a lot of things for you.

Doesn't that feel nice?

It does.

Richard doesn't do this for you.

No, he's never rubbed my feet.

I'm here to take care of you baby girl.

Why don't you turn over for me?

Oh.

Really? Yeah.

It's okay.

Where are you massaging me next?

I have to, yeah.

You're everywhere, right?

I did say full body massage.

Yeah.

What do you think I know about a full body massage?

I don't know.

I want to take care of every single part of your body.

Every part?

Every part.

Do you think that feels good?

It does.

Yeah.

I just don't know if this is, you know, cheating on Richard.

Don't worry.

You're not letting a man touch you.

You're not letting a man be inside you.

There's no penises here. It's just a pussy.

You can only cheat.

with a guy.

Doesn't that make sense?

I guess so, if that's what you're saying.

You don't think it's cheating.

Maybe he won't think it's cheating.

No, he won't.

He'll only think that it's cheating if a man is inside that

beautiful little pussy.

And I have a pussy too.

I guess we don't have to tell him.

We don't have to tell him. And you know what?

Richard probably wouldn't even care.

Tara, I can't do this. This is cheating.

What's wrong?

It's not cheating.

Don't you want to do this last big thing before you get stuck and tied up like a

ball and chain?

Yes, you do. I know you want to.

Don't think about Richard.

You don't have to think about any boys.

Doesn't that feel good?

A man can't do that.

No. No.

Just be nice and comfortable.

Okay.

I'm going to do something for you.

Like you've never felt before.

But your silly little fiancé's never made you feel it.

can make you feel it.

See, he doesn't make you feel like that.

No. No man can ever make you feel like that.

See, it's not cheating.

No.

You're just taking care of your needs.

That's all you're doing.

I guess so.

He wants you to be happy, doesn't he?

It does.

Yeah.

Are you happy?

Now I am. Yeah.

Do

you

want to see what I taste like?

I do.

Yeah.

I want you to see what I taste like.

And don't worry, your fiancé will never know.

cheating on your fiance at all.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

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oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

It's cheating.

No, it's not.

I have a pussy.

Look at me.

I would never betray you.

I love you.

Don't worry about a thing, okay?

Richard will never know.