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Trevor: This old guy is my grandpa, Reynold Harmony.
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Trevor: And not to sound selfish with him about to kick the bucket and all,
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Trevor: spoiler alert,
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Trevor: destiny is about to do a mic drop into my nuts.
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Trevor: I'm actually a highly educated biologist.
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Trevor: I graduated at the top of my class,
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Trevor: Trevor Harmony, Valictorian, and look where it got me.
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Trevor: It all started after college.
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Reynold: Come here, little man. Hard for me to talk.
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Reynold: God damn Alzheimer's... can barely string two congruent thoughts together.
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Reynold: So I better make this quick before I short out again.
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Reynold: You're... now how shall I put this lightly?
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Reynold: Such a goddamn motherfucking disappointment!
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Trevor: Say what you want about the old man. He knew how to get a point across.
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Trevor: What do you mean?
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Trevor: I have a master's degree in cytosubiology.
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Trevor: I'm going to Alaska to study orcas.
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Reynold: Such a goddamn disappointment.
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Reynold: Whale mating?
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Trevor: I'm not sure I follow.
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Reynold: You know good goddamn well what I mean, you little shithead.
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Reynold: You're a harmony.
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Reynold: It's been passed down from the eldest born male for 11 generations.
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Reynold: Trevor, you're a good boy.
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Reynold: Always been a man of your word.
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Reynold: A trait you probably got from me.
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Reynold: You see, we're not just a family of janitors.
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Reynold: We're more, way more.
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Reynold: What I'm gonna tell you has been passed down
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Reynold: from Harmony Man to Harmony Man for 275 years.
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Trevor: I had no idea what he was about to say
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Trevor: or how important it would be, but I could see it in his eyes
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Trevor: that this revelation was about to change my world forever.
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Trevor: it seemed like my eyes were about to be open for the first time.
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Trevor: That it was all about to make sense.
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Reynold: The axe holds the keys. Keys. Keys.
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Reynold: Baseball bat.
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Reynold: Get away from me, demons.
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Reynold: I will destroy you.
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Reynold: Trevor, there you are.
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Reynold: Keep running. They'll kill us all.
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Trevor: Who will?
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Reynold: The werewolves. Witches. Zombies.
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Trevor: Oh, this shit again.
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Reynold: Witches. Zombies.
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Reynold: Margo...Margo...
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Trevor: Alzheimer's is a bitch.
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Trevor: And Margo's his car.
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Trevor: And this is Margo.
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Trevor: That I own.
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Trevor: It's okay.
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Trevor: Thanks Gramps, Thanks.
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Trevor: I hate you girls. I hate you girls.
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Trevor: I hate all of you.
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Trevor: From valedictorian to sorority house janitor.
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Trevor: Fucking hate you.
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Trevor: And my life.
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Maura: Someone get the door. Jesus.
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Grace: I'm not getting it.
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Circey: I'm not getting it, Amber's trucker shits clogged the toilet.
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Amber: No I didn't!
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Jenny: Don't worry, I'll get it.
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Jenny: Even though no one else seems to care, Trevor, I still do.
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Jenny: Rumpy Gans is at the door.
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Morgan: Maura, isn't it for you?
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Maura: I need to get dressed. And no, Cersei's the one that clogged the toilet.
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Trevor: Hey, Jenny.
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Jenny: Hi, Trevor.
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Trevor: Let me guess. Toilet?
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Jenny: Toilet.
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Trevor: Mm.
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Trevor: Which bathroom?
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Jenny: Upstairs.
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Trevor: That's great.
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Trevor: I just don't understand...What is that?
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Trevor: I don't know.
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Circey: Let's hurry, Trevi.
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Trevor: I've replaced orcas with turds and tampons.
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Trevor: It's fine. It's fine. It's all fine.
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Speaker 5: ugh. Seriously, dude, just fix the thing already.
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Trevor: What is in here?
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Speaker 5: What do they do?
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Circey: I know, right? If you actually did something instead of standing there yelling at the toilet, you'd be done already.
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Grace: Yeah, you may have some anger issues and you may want to see somebody about that because my psychologist says that stress can lead to anger.
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Grace: and anger can lead to a heart attack.
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Trevor: - Thanks Yoda.
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Grace: - Who's Yoda?
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Maura: Her name is Grace.
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Trevor: - What?
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Trevor: You've never seen Star Wars?
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Amber: - Jenny!
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Amber: Jenny, hello? Jenny, hello?
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Amber: Hi, Jenny.
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Jenny: Oh, hey, guys.
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Amber: God, I've been calling your name for like an hour.
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Amber: What are you doing?
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Jenny: Just--
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Circey: Yes, Jenny, what are you doing?
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Speaker 5: I was just gonna go to English.
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Amber: Is that my biology book?
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Speaker 5: Yes.
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Amber: Did you get my homework done?
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Speaker 5: No, but that's because I had an essay to do this morning.
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Speaker 5: I'll get yours done at lunch.
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Amber: I don't have time, Jenny. I need it in like an hour.
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Amber: God, I swear, if you mess up my grade in biology and I fail and I don't get my dad's money,
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Amber: I will strangle you with a telephone cord.
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Amber: I'm just kidding. I would never do that.
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Amber: But I so would if I don't get my dad's money.
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Amber: You don't want to get kicked out of the sorority, do you?
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Speaker 5: Well...
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Speaker 5: Where are you going to go? Alphabet and dogface? I mean, really.
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Jenny: It's not even a real sorority.
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Amber: Cram it, Jenny. Get my homework done. Seriously. Go. Now.
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Amber: Circey, come on. Grace and Moria are waiting for us.
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Amber: Bye, Jenny. Love you. Don't change.
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Amber: JK, LOL. Like, change a little.
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Amber: Go on a diet or something.
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Amber: But you're beautiful.
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Morgan: Why do you let those girls talk to you like that?
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Jenny: Sadly, those are the only friends I got.
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Morgan: Jenny.
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Morgan: You need new friends.
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Jenny: Yeah.
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Morgan: See? Idiots.
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Jenny: Well, I mean, librarians are friends.
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Jenny: And Trevor-Trevor's a friend, I think.
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Jenny: And then there's... Morgan?
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Trevor: - Fuckin' fuck, man.
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Trevor: Come on, what, seriously?
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Trevor: Aw, man.
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Trevor: Amber! Fuck...
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Trevor: What do we have here?
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Trevor: What the fuck?
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Trevor: Reynold and Heidi Harmony...
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Trevor: Dad.
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Trevor: That's mine now.
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Trevor: Fuck you, girl.
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Trevor: Ah!
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Trevor: Oh, damn, Angela!
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Angela: Yes?
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Angela: Well, don't be scared, little kitty.
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Angela: I have to leave for a few days on business.
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Trevor: Vampire convention?
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Angela: Wisecracks will only get you so far.
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Trevor: I was going to study whales.
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Angela: That's nice.
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Angela: Did you get the toilet fixed?
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Trevor: I did. And I'm so happy to have accomplished something in my life.
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Angela: Keep it up.
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Angela: You might do really well in life,
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Angela: if you don't have a heart attack or something stupid.
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Grace: - I am smart.
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Grace: I am beautiful. I will overcome everything.
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Grace: Flawless.
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Amber: Ladies, we have two days before pledge day.
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Amber: We have pledges to seek and hazing to do.
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Amber: My favorite part.
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Amber: Cersei, where do we stand with sign-ups?
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Amber: Huh? Hello?
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Circey: None.
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Grace: None?
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Grace: No one wants to sign up with us because they hear we're bitches.
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Amber: We are. But so what? Who isn't?
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Maura: Jenny isn't. neither is Morgan.
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Amber: Morgan?
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Amber: Lesbo, if you ask me.
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Maura: Amber? That's mean.
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Amber: She likes girls.
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Amber: Like, have you ever seen her with a man?
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Amber: Lesbo. Hello?
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Amber: Gross.
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Grace: You literally make out with your best friend when she's drunk.
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Amber: That's different.
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Grace: Right.
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Amber: I'm not a lesbo.
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Circey: Aw, and I'm an Astronaut Boop.
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Amber: Oh.
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Amber: Uh-huh.
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Circey: Uh, uh, what's--
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Grace: - Yeah!
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Trevor: Please.
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Trevor: Heidi Harmony and Trevor Agent 2.
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Angela: Mom and Dad.
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Trevor: What is this?
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Trevor: What is this?
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Trevor: Washington, two dens.
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Trevor: Colorado, nine covens.
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Trevor: New York, unlimited...
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Trevor: limited sectors?
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Trevor: Too much?
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Trevor: What
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Trevor: Whoa!
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Trevor: Goonies never say die.
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Circey: Sagittarius, you are going to be extremely successful.
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Circey: This could prove to be one of your most adventurous years.
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Circey: Your free spirit and love of nature will prove useful in the coming months.
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Circey: And although you'll fight inner demons, your true nature will come to light.
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Circey: See, so things are looking up.
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Amber: my true nature.
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Circey: What is it, Amber?
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Amber: Nothing.
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Circey: What?
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Amber: I just...
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Amber: I don't know. It's scary.
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Circey: Understanding your true self is always complicated, Amber.
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Circey: Amber, you are so special.
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Amber: I...
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Circey: What are you doing?
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Amber: What?
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Amber: I...
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Circey: Do you like me?
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Amber: No.
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Amber: I was just messing.
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Amber: Oh, you're getting so sentimental on me.
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Amber: Oh, no.
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Circey: OK, because for a second there, I was like, what?
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Amber: What?
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Amber: Ew. Gross. That's gross. No.
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Amber: You think I like girls? You're crazy.
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Circey: You're crazy.
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Amber: You're crazy.
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Circey: You're crazy.
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Amber: You're crazy.
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Circey: You're crazy.
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Circey: OK.
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Circey: All right.
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Amber: You're funny.
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Amber: - Good one.
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Circey: - All right, go to
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Speaker 5: - Go to bed.
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Amber: - Oh my God.
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Jenny: - Hi Trevor.
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Trevor: - Hey Jenny.
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Jenny: I told him you were gonna be pissed.
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Trevor: Oh, that's great. Which bathroom?
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Jenny: Upstairs.
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Trevor: Great.
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Amber: Wasn't me? I don't flush tampons.
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Trevor: What? What? Gross. Seriously? Come on! Why?
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Amber: It wasn't. It Wasn't Ugh!
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Trevor: Seriously?
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Trevor: Seriously?
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Trevor: Yay! That fixed it.
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Trevor: What?
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Trevor: What?
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Trevor: I hate you girls. I hate all of you!
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Trevor: Fuck, man.
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Trevor: Seriously?
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Trevor: Ugh!
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Trevor: Ugh!
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Trevor: Pfft!
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Angela: What?
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Trevor: Looks like Gringotts up in this bitch!
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Morgan: Hey.
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Morgan: Buddy, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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Trevor: Ow, ow, ow, ow! Stop it!
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Morgan: What? You were sleeping.
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Trevor: I'm not sleeping! I'm on a shelf!
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Trevor: Does it look like I'm taking a nap?!
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Trevor: If you need my hammer, it's in my ass. There's a door over there.
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Morgan: - What? - Come on.
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Trevor: We gotta move this.
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Morgan: Jesus.
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Trevor: Do you wanna help?!
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Trevor: you want help?
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Morgan: You look like you had it under control.
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Trevor: I don't.
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Trevor: Oh my god, what was that made of?
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Morgan: Why the hell is there a door here?
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Trevor: We're gonna find out.
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Morgan: Okay.
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Trevor: Do you want a flashlight?
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Morgan: Yeah.
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Morgan: You go.
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Morgan: What do you think this is?
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Trevor: I think it's a hallway.
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Morgan: Come on.
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Angela: Clearly.
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Angela: This
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Trevor: is...
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Trevor: Sorry.
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Morgan: Does this feel like we're going down?
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Morgan: This might be like under the backyard.
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Angela: Ew.
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Trevor: A door.
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Trevor: Holy smokes, man.
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Trevor: What?
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Trevor: Open it.
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Trevor: No, I can't.
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Trevor: There's a huge lock on it.
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Trevor: Oh, wait a minute.
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Trevor: Wait a minute.
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Morgan: What, what, what, what?
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Trevor: Oh, my God.
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Trevor: I just found this key yesterday.
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Morgan: What?
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Morgan: Try it.
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Trevor: No.
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Morgan: Yes.
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Trevor: OK.
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Morgan: Oh, my God.
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Trevor: - What?
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Morgan: - No way, dude.
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Morgan: - Okay.
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Morgan: - Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Morgan: Okay, go.
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Trevor: - Okay.
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Trevor: - Ah!
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Trevor: - Ah!
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Trevor: - God!
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Trevor: - Are you coming?
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Trevor: - Yeah.
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Trevor: Hey.
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Morgan: What?
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Morgan: Sorry.
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Trevor: Don't say anything.
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Trevor: Mum's the word.
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Morgan: Mum's the word?
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Morgan: What the fuck does that even mean?
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Trevor: You know, like, don't say anything.
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Trevor: It's like Bob's your uncle.
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Morgan: What?
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Morgan: How the fuck do you know Bob's my uncle?
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Trevor: How would
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Trevor: How would I know that you have an Uncle Bob?
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Trevor: I don't even know your family.
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Morgan: Okay. Well, I do. His name is Robert, actually, but Mom's the word.
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Trevor: Bob's your uncle.
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Morgan: Dude.
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Morgan: This is amazing.
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Morgan: I want this room.
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Trevor: - That's probably a bad idea.
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Morgan: - No, this must be where the old sorority
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Morgan: held their meetings and pledge nights,
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Morgan: fingering each other and shit.
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Morgan: Ew.
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Trevor: - Yeah, right before they sacrificed the virgins.
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Morgan: - Look at that.
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Morgan: - No, no, no, no.
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Trevor: have bad feelings in here.
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Trevor: Bad, bad, bad feelings.
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Trevor: - Wait, can
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Morgan: Oh my, will you stop being a baby?
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Morgan: This is awesome. This must be the original pledge book.
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Trevor: - I don't think so. - Yeah,
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Morgan: I think it is.
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Trevor: - No. - I'm
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Morgan: 1
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Trevor: - Okay.
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Trevor: Okay, alright. Well, don't listen to me. I'm a big fat idiot.
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Trevor: Wait for me.
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Trevor: No, no, no. No, no.
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Trevor: Try this.
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Trevor: - Oh, yes.
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Trevor: - Get out of here.
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Trevor: Ugh, here.
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Trevor: Ugh.
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Trevor: Ugh.
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Morgan: - You all right?
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Morgan: You look a little bit woozy.
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Trevor: - Ugh.
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Trevor: Ugh.
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Trevor: Ugh.
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Trevor: Ugh.
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Trevor: What?
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Trevor: That was like a white squall.
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Trevor: Is this made of human
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Trevor: flesh?
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Morgan: - No, it's like cow or goat or something.
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Morgan: Why would it be human?
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Trevor: - Oh, I don't know, it's just a shot in the dark.
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Trevor: Are you sure it's not human flesh?
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Morgan: - Well, no, but no, no, no, I'm sure it's not human.
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Amber: What is that?! Oh, hey Trevor
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Morgan: - We found this in a secret room in the basement.
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Trevor: - Mum's the word.
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Morgan: - Bob's your uncle.
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Trevor: - His name is Touchy.
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Amber: - Wait, a secret room in the what?
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Morgan: - Yeah, we have like a whole set of rooms under the house.
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Amber: - We do?
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Morgan: - Yeah, it's awesome.
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Trevor: - Stop talking!
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Amber: - So what is that?
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Morgan: - I think it might be the original sorority pledge book.
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Morgan: - I don't know, I'm not sure though. It might be something else entirely.
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Jenny: I wanna take it to the school and look it up.
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Amber: - If that is the original Omega Zeta pledge book, I want it now.
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Trevor: - It's literally right here.
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Trevor: We're not holding the hostage.
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Amber: - Give it.
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Amber: Give it!
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Trevor: - It's right here.
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Morgan: Yeah, literally just walk over here and look at it.
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Amber: - No! Ugh! Give it to me. I'm taking it to my room to read.
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Morgan: - UH What?
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Morgan: First of all, it's like in Latin or something.
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Morgan: And second of all, we need to examine it.
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Morgan: - We should call Angela and tell her.
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Angela: Tell me what.
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Trevor: - Jesus!
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Amber: - Angela, hi.
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Morgan: We found this awesome book
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Morgan: and we have like a whole set of rooms under the house.
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Angela: - Thank you, Trevor.
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Angela: - Well, this is very interesting,
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Angela: but I think we should leave it here for now.
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Angela: And Amber, if you wanna read it,
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Angela: and I mean really read it, you should do it right here.
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Amber: - No, no, I wanna take it to my room to read. It'll be fine.
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Angela: - No, no, no, no, it's very old.
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Angela: And it's getting late.
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Angela: Trevor, whatever you're doing here to maintenance,
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Angela: you can do tomorrow morning. You may leave now.
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Trevor: - What, no, I'm, hey, no, I wanna, I'm also--
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Angela: - The book will be here tomorrow.
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Angela: Girls, clean up and do your homework.
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Morgan: Really?
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Morgan: Really.
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Angela: Trevor.
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Angela: Thank you so much for finding that book.
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Angela: It'll finally help the girls understand their reasons for being here.
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Trevor: How long do you think it was down there?
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Angela: Too long.
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Angela: It's time I set things right.
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Trevor: Okay.
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Maura: You have a boner.
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Trevor: Who doesn't?
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Trevor: Am I right? That was hot.
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Trevor:
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Trevor: - Reynolds, I'm writing you to inform you
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Trevor: that we have failed.
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00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:33,460
Trevor: Some of us did not make it out,
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Trevor: including Harvey and Heidi.
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Trevor: I'm truly sorry.
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Trevor: - Hence it came of courage and grace,
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Trevor: for the magic they bestow is from an ancient place.
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Trevor: - What?
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Trevor: - They are not to be trifled with. They too are magic born.
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Trevor: If it is evil you cast, that shall be your last.
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Trevor: The of the name did not be harmed to the protectors of the cursed,
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Trevor: for they have stopped many.
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Trevor: What?
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Trevor: They be named Harmony.
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Trevor: Then I'm the stoned one... Okay, yep. You're right. You're right.
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00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:23,200
Trevor: I'm the stoner. I'm the loser.
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Trevor: Thank you very much. Thank you.
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Trevor: I'm dreaming.
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Circey: What?
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Circey: You have an erection again.
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Trevor: It's a compliment.
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Grace: Thanks.
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Trevor: You're welcome.
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00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,840
Trevor: Hey guys, the floor is still wet.
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Trevor: Okay, thank you.
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Amber: Wow, this place is intense.
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Angela: I like it this way.
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Angela: Have you never seen my room before?
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Speaker 5: No.
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Speaker 5: I would have taken you for a blue kind of person.
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Angela: What do you mean?
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Speaker 5: Like your aura.
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Speaker 5: I feel like you're blue.
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Speaker 5: Like you seem blue.
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Angela: Why blue, dear?
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Speaker 5: I don't know.
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Angela: Do you see everyone's auras?
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Speaker 5: No, I don't think so. But I think Morgan's a lesbian.
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Angela: That's not the same thing.
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Speaker 5: Well, she has that vibe. Like, when I see her, her aura's like yellow. Like sunburst. Like I see a sunburst when I look at her.
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Angela: That's very interesting.
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Speaker 5: I know, right?
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Angela: - Well, do you believe in magic then?
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Speaker 5: - Yes, yes, I believe we all have magic inside of us.
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Speaker 5: Like we are one with the universe.
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Speaker 5: Like we can talk to the earth.
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Angela: And why do you feel this way?
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Speaker 5: Because I have since I was a little girl.
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Speaker 5: This one time my mom caught me talking to a ghost.
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Speaker 5: I can like see things.
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Angela: Ghost.
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Angela: Looking
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Speaker 5: Yeah, I know. It's stupid. I just thought I was meant for bigger things.
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Angela: Maybe you are.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe.
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Angela: I want to show you something.
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Speaker 5: Okay. Wait, I don't know if I'm ready for this. No, no, go ahead.
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Angela: This is called...
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Angela: - The Book of Shadows - What?
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Angela: What did you think was happening?
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Speaker 5: Nothing.
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Speaker 5: That's like a journal, right?
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Angela: It is.
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Speaker 5: Good job.
498
00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:41,740
Speaker 5: I had one when I was a little girl.
499
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:44,180
Speaker 5: But my dad didn't like it, so he threw it out.
500
00:36:45,460 --> 00:36:47,340
Angela: Men can be so destructive.
501
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:48,500
Speaker 5: Right?
502
00:36:50,580 --> 00:36:51,460
Speaker 5: Do you like men?
503
00:36:55,140 --> 00:36:56,680
Angela: Well, that's a hard question.
504
00:36:58,660 --> 00:37:00,540
Angela: I've been with men before.
505
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:03,940
Angela: But I never want to get attached to one for too long.
506
00:37:04,940 --> 00:37:06,020
Speaker 5: I was with two guys.
507
00:37:07,859 --> 00:37:08,800
Angela: How was that?
508
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:12,260
Speaker 5: Well, I don't know. Clumsy.
509
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:14,120
Speaker 5: They thought they were amazing.
510
00:37:15,340 --> 00:37:16,260
Angela: They always did.
511
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:23,480
Angela: In this book, I can show you great things,
512
00:37:25,740 --> 00:37:28,040
Angela: but sacrifices will have to be made.
513
00:37:28,340 --> 00:37:29,360
Speaker 5: - Nothing's free.
514
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:32,740
Angela: - That's very true.
515
00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:36,680
Angela: How many pledges do we have tonight?
516
00:37:37,700 --> 00:37:38,180
Angela: - All of one.
517
00:37:39,619 --> 00:37:41,040
Angela: - That's all we need.
518
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:43,960
Angela: And then we can grow exponentially.
519
00:37:46,540 --> 00:37:48,280
Angela: I'm gonna show you so much, Amber.
520
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:52,920
Angela: But I know it's gonna seem kind of weird.
521
00:37:55,220 --> 00:37:57,720
Angela: But I feel that you're open to some suggestions.
522
00:38:15,620 --> 00:38:16,980
Angela: - Hey, Char, where you going?
523
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:18,000
Trevor: - I was just leaving.
524
00:38:18,020 --> 00:38:21,760
Trevor: - You better run, 'cause I'm about to fuck up some shizzit!
525
00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:22,100
Trevor: - Shit!
526
00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:26,900
Angela: - I will cut you like a fucking pig!
527
00:38:27,420 --> 00:38:28,500
Trevor: - Ah!
528
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:28,600
Trevor: - Stop!
529
00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:32,520
Amber: - I do what she says and get the fuck out.
530
00:38:36,340 --> 00:38:37,380
Angela: - Now let's have a little fun.
531
00:38:39,460 --> 00:38:41,700
Jenny: Well, I guess we don't have any pledges.
532
00:38:42,460 --> 00:38:43,060
Morgan: - That's normal.
533
00:38:43,420 --> 00:38:45,500
Maura: - I can't believe our one pledge didn't show.
534
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:04,400
Morgan: - Is she acting weird to anybody else?
535
00:39:04,980 --> 00:39:05,080
Circey: - Right?
536
00:39:06,410 --> 00:39:06,560
Grace: - Yeah.
537
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:10,320
Grace: What is that?
538
00:39:11,580 --> 00:39:12,960
Morgan: - Um, I think that's the original pledge book.
539
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:16,340
Angela: No pledges?
540
00:39:19,620 --> 00:39:23,040
Angela: Okay, well, Jenny, you're up, sweetheart.
541
00:39:24,420 --> 00:39:25,720
Angela: It's your lucky day.
542
00:39:26,980 --> 00:39:27,700
Morgan: What's happening?
543
00:39:28,220 --> 00:39:31,320
Angela: Come, girls. Let me show you what I've done for you.
544
00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:46,960
Angela: Stop!
545
00:39:55,240 --> 00:39:58,940
Angela: If I tell you to stop, I mean it.
546
00:39:59,650 --> 00:40:02,620
Angela: The hazings go like this.
547
00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:03,980
Angela: Jenny, start.
548
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:06,180
Angela: Strip her down to her underwear.
549
00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:10,000
Jenny: What? No, no, no, no, no, I don't think I'm ready for that.
550
00:40:10,110 --> 00:40:12,020
Angela: Come on, It'll be fun.
551
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:14,140
Jenny: Eh, define fun.
552
00:40:15,220 --> 00:40:15,720
Angela: Huh?
553
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:17,520
Jenny: No.
554
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:20,500
Angela: Amber, make Jenny cooperate.
555
00:40:24,140 --> 00:40:24,520
Jenny: Oh okay
556
00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:26,000
Jenny: What?
557
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:29,280
Amber: You have no idea how much you like.
558
00:40:29,980 --> 00:40:31,600
Jenny: Oh, uh...
559
00:40:34,580 --> 00:40:37,080
Speaker 5: It's just hazing. It'll be fun.
560
00:40:39,380 --> 00:40:40,980
Speaker 5: Don't worry. Nothing will happen.
561
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:43,620
Speaker 5: Wait, are you Menzies?
562
00:40:43,640 --> 00:40:44,500
Jenny: What? No.
563
00:40:45,380 --> 00:40:45,520
Angela: Good.
564
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:46,080
Jenny: Okay.
565
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:47,020
Angela: Let's go
566
00:40:47,020 --> 00:40:47,280
Angela: do it.
567
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:48,100
Angela: Pants.
568
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:52,920
Jenny: I got it. Thank you. Thank you. I can do this part.
569
00:40:54,260 --> 00:40:55,040
Angela: And get on the table.
570
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:58,640
Angela: It will all be over soon.
571
00:40:59,140 --> 00:41:02,180
Angela: And you will be free as it does.
572
00:41:02,300 --> 00:41:02,700
Angela: Yes, yes.
573
00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:04,160
Angela: I'm sorry.
574
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:05,280
Jenny: Now!
575
00:41:10,820 --> 00:41:11,300
Jenny: No.
576
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:18,940
Angela: Grace, hold her wrists tightly.
577
00:41:20,740 --> 00:41:21,100
Angela: Grace!
578
00:41:21,720 --> 00:41:24,020
Angela: I said hold her wrists tightly now.
579
00:41:24,420 --> 00:41:25,480
Angela: It's Hazing! Fuck!
580
00:41:27,240 --> 00:41:28,540
Circey: Are we not all getting naked?
581
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:31,180
Jenny: No, put your clothes on, dufus.
582
00:41:32,740 --> 00:41:34,160
Angela: Cersei Maura, you hold her feet.
583
00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:36,640
Angela: Amber, hold her down.
584
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:39,240
Jenny: What is that noise?
585
00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:42,620
Jenny: Is that screaming coming from outside?
586
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:43,660
Angela: I don't hear anything.
587
00:41:43,820 --> 00:41:44,300
Angela: Oh, my God.
588
00:41:44,790 --> 00:41:46,660
Angela: But after tonight, we'll all be sisters.
589
00:41:47,740 --> 00:41:51,760
Angela: And we will be more powerful than you could ever imagine.
590
00:41:53,240 --> 00:41:53,980
Jenny: What is happening?
591
00:42:03,580 --> 00:42:09,300
Angela: By way of the three and the power of three,
592
00:42:10,380 --> 00:42:13,460
Angela: I unleash thee from your tomb!
593
00:42:15,420 --> 00:42:17,400
Angela: Come forth, O Great One,
594
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:22,260
Angela: and give your power unto me!
595
00:42:28,860 --> 00:42:29,680
Angela: Are you ready?
596
00:42:30,380 --> 00:42:30,580
Amber: Yes.
597
00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:31,560
Jenny: I'm not.
598
00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:35,680
Jenny: What the fuck?
599
00:42:39,820 --> 00:42:41,000
Jenny: What the shit are you guys doing?
600
00:42:41,780 --> 00:42:43,240
Amber: Jenny, you'll all be dead soon enough.
601
00:42:44,300 --> 00:42:45,820
Jenny: What? Did you just say?
602
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:46,800
Morgan: Okay.
603
00:42:47,720 --> 00:42:49,360
Morgan: God, why is everyone getting naked?
604
00:42:49,660 --> 00:42:51,600
Jenny: Cersei, put your fucking hands on!
605
00:42:51,780 --> 00:42:52,620
Morgan: God, guys!
606
00:42:53,170 --> 00:42:54,460
Morgan: It's getting a little nuts in here.
607
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:58,840
Angela: Girls! Follow suit.
608
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:00,940
Angela: Cersei first.
609
00:43:06,140 --> 00:43:07,020
Jenny: - Ow. - Squeeze!
610
00:43:07,820 --> 00:43:09,100
Jenny: Yeah, I'd like to get up now.
611
00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:11,020
Jenny: Can someone please hand me my fucking clothes?
612
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:26,740
Grace: I'm not drinking that.
613
00:43:27,510 --> 00:43:30,900
Grace: I was at a party once, only there was a bunch of dudes and...
614
00:43:30,900 --> 00:43:32,320
Grace: Let's just say I'll never do that again.
615
00:43:33,819 --> 00:43:35,440
Grace: Because now I have genital warts.
616
00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:37,940
Maura: Gross! Ew, Grace.
617
00:43:39,060 --> 00:43:41,060
Maura: Wait, you used to date my boyfriend.
618
00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:44,080
Maura: What the fuck, Grace?
619
00:43:44,260 --> 00:43:44,340
Maura: Ah!
620
00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:45,180
Angela: Okay.
621
00:43:47,700 --> 00:43:48,460
Angela: Good girl.
622
00:43:49,660 --> 00:43:50,180
Angela: Good girl.
623
00:43:50,620 --> 00:43:50,920
Angela: Ah!
624
00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:51,440
Angela: Oh, man.
625
00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:52,520
Angela: Oh.
626
00:43:53,220 --> 00:43:53,700
Angela: Oh.
627
00:43:54,220 --> 00:43:54,700
Angela: Oh.
628
00:43:54,700 --> 00:43:54,980
Angela: Oh,
629
00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:55,260
Jenny: my God.
630
00:43:55,460 --> 00:43:55,880
Jenny: Is that a--
631
00:43:57,880 --> 00:43:59,060
Jenny: Is that a human heart?
632
00:43:59,200 --> 00:43:59,440
Jenny: Oh.
633
00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:00,080
Jenny: Oh,
634
00:44:00,240 --> 00:44:00,420
Angela: my God.
635
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:03,320
Angela: No, my dear. It's a lamb's heart.
636
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:04,640
Morgan: Oh, that's better.
637
00:44:35,100 --> 00:44:35,120
Amber: - What?
638
00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:36,280
Speaker 5: - What?
639
00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:36,440
Jenny: - What?
640
00:44:38,700 --> 00:44:39,900
Jenny: - Stop it!
641
00:44:40,500 --> 00:44:40,720
Trevor: - What?
642
00:44:41,140 --> 00:44:42,000
Jenny: - What the fuck?
643
00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:43,400
Jenny: Shit is happening!
644
00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:44,060
Angela: - Shut up!
645
00:44:44,720 --> 00:44:45,380
Angela: Shut up!
646
00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:49,180
Jenny: - Can someone please give me my fucking clothes?
647
00:44:49,500 --> 00:44:49,660
Morgan: - Yeah.
648
00:44:52,900 --> 00:44:54,100
Angela: I summon the sisters.
649
00:44:55,300 --> 00:44:59,940
Angela: I summon the four sisters of destruction.
650
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:03,260
Angela: Come to us.
651
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:08,240
Angela: Use us and your children.
652
00:45:09,330 --> 00:45:11,800
Angela: They will fulfill our destinies.
653
00:45:12,260 --> 00:45:12,840
Jenny: Can I get up now?
654
00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:14,480
Angela: I said, shut up.
655
00:45:15,780 --> 00:45:18,680
Angela: And you will drink from the chalice, the blood.
656
00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:19,400
Angela: Mm-mm.
657
00:45:22,599 --> 00:45:25,160
Angela: So my sisters can enter this realm.
658
00:45:25,420 --> 00:45:25,580
Jenny: Mm
659
00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:32,500
Morgan: Oh, oh.
660
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:36,520
Jenny: What is happening?
661
00:46:09,380 --> 00:46:10,780
Angela:
662
00:46:18,660 --> 00:46:21,220
Witch: You dare summon us?
663
00:46:22,420 --> 00:46:23,280
Angela: My queen!
664
00:46:25,980 --> 00:46:26,980
Angela: I am your servant!
665
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:30,360
Angela: I summon for the sake of evil!
666
00:46:40,180 --> 00:46:44,040
Witch: There are none other than us.
667
00:46:44,110 --> 00:46:45,860
Angela: I have awaited your return!
668
00:46:48,780 --> 00:46:49,980
Jenny: Well, we have returned.
669
00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:13,260
Witch: I like this one.
670
00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:26,540
Trevor: Okay, so my parents are dead.
671
00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:27,800
Trevor: My grandpa's dead.
672
00:47:27,940 --> 00:47:28,800
Trevor: I have no answer.
673
00:47:29,140 --> 00:47:31,680
Trevor: There's a hidden room and some book wrapped in flesh.
674
00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:35,660
Trevor: And everything's leading to one impossible answer.
675
00:48:08,360 --> 00:48:09,040
Trevor: Demon Hunter.
676
00:48:15,820 --> 00:48:17,100
Jenny: Where are our bodies?
677
00:48:17,240 --> 00:48:17,460
Grace: What?
678
00:48:17,740 --> 00:48:19,880
Jenny: Our bodies, our true forms.
679
00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:21,760
Speaker 5: Jenny, it's me. It's Gra ce.
680
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:22,780
Speaker 5: Ah!
681
00:48:23,220 --> 00:48:23,400
Circey: Ah!
682
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:25,260
Maura: Ah!
683
00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:28,240
Morgan: Ah!
684
00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:29,960
Jenny: Ah!
685
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:17,320
Music:
686
00:49:27,740 --> 00:49:28,760
Witch: What year is it?
687
00:49:30,820 --> 00:49:32,660
Jenny: According to this one, it's 2020.
688
00:49:34,099 --> 00:49:36,220
Jenny: About the right time to turn the world to shit.
689
00:49:37,340 --> 00:49:38,540
Jenny: Won't have to do much work.
690
00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:41,660
Circey: We have company.
691
00:49:55,840 --> 00:49:56,640
Music:
692
00:50:02,140 --> 00:50:04,400
Trevor: In case you haven't caught on by now, I'm the-
693
00:50:06,060 --> 00:50:06,680
Circey: Hey, Trevi!
694
00:50:12,440 --> 00:50:15,280
Circey: Where's your boner now? Huh? You dead? Alive?
695
00:50:17,980 --> 00:50:20,140
Trevor: That hurt a lot!
696
00:50:20,230 --> 00:50:20,900
Circey: Poor baby!
697
00:50:22,440 --> 00:50:24,280
Circey: shh...It'll be over soon. Just like that.
698
00:50:31,960 --> 00:50:34,840
Trevor: There's my boner right beside your head, biatch!
699
00:50:35,940 --> 00:50:37,460
Trevor: What's wrong with your foreheads?
700
00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:39,500
Amber: Trevor, you're always such a...
701
00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:42,140
Amber: Loser! That's the word.
702
00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:47,260
Amber: God, this girl's got all kinds of emotions going on up here. Like, crazy.
703
00:50:49,340 --> 00:50:50,400
Trevor: Amber, what the hell?
704
00:51:03,260 --> 00:51:04,040
Amber: Kill him now?
705
00:51:04,180 --> 00:51:07,280
Jenny: This one has a soft hearrt for him. Leave him.
706
00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:09,480
Jenny: He'll die tomorrow when we end the world.
707
00:51:10,280 --> 00:51:11,380
Jenny: What did you say?
708
00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:16,060
Jenny: Bye, Trevy.
709
00:51:20,359 --> 00:51:20,920
Trevor: Morgan!
710
00:51:21,860 --> 00:51:22,300
Trevor: Amber!
711
00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:24,400
Trevor: Cersei!
712
00:51:25,820 --> 00:51:25,960
Trevor: Jenny!
713
00:51:26,060 --> 00:51:26,140
Trevor: Hey!
714
00:51:49,580 --> 00:51:50,300
Trevor: What the hell?
715
00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:23,960
Ken: Hey, you ladies lost.
716
00:53:25,320 --> 00:53:26,080
Ken: You want a ride?
717
00:53:27,119 --> 00:53:27,640
Witch: Amber.
718
00:53:31,940 --> 00:53:34,100
Amber: Do you know where Rebook Cemetery is?
719
00:53:35,220 --> 00:53:39,420
Ken: Well, babe, I'm Ken, and this is my dog Levi.
720
00:53:40,190 --> 00:53:42,660
Ken: And what's going on with your forehead?
721
00:53:42,770 --> 00:53:45,540
Ken: You wear like a hat too tight or something?
722
00:53:45,740 --> 00:53:46,860
Speaker 5: Well, do you know?
723
00:53:49,140 --> 00:53:50,800
Ken: Me? I..I don't know.
724
00:53:50,940 --> 00:53:51,800
Levi: You mean Old Town?
725
00:54:05,660 --> 00:54:06,640
Jenny: Bow to me.
726
00:54:10,520 --> 00:54:11,820
Jenny: Do you know where the cemetery
727
00:54:11,820 --> 00:54:12,300
Jenny: Do you know where the Cemetery is or do you not?
728
00:54:12,660 --> 00:54:14,720
Levi: Yes! Yes! You crazy bitch! Yes!
729
00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:20,700
Witch: Take us there.
730
00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:26,840
Amber: Gross!
731
00:54:39,940 --> 00:54:44,740
Reynold: It's about time, loser. This is your destiny. So don't fuck it up!
732
00:55:07,820 --> 00:55:09,560
Trevor: and Bob's your uncle.
733
00:55:11,020 --> 00:55:13,280
Trevor: I guess destiny does find a way.
734
00:55:18,720 --> 00:55:21,740
Witch: Amber, perhaps one should not kill a victim
735
00:55:22,630 --> 00:55:25,320
Witch: until the resources of said victim have been drained.
736
00:55:26,240 --> 00:55:26,700
Amber: I know.
737
00:55:27,170 --> 00:55:29,440
Amber: At first I was all like I wasn't going to,
738
00:55:29,620 --> 00:55:31,120
Amber: but then I was, so I did.
739
00:55:32,080 --> 00:55:33,600
Amber: I'll focus and try harder next time.
740
00:55:34,540 --> 00:55:35,080
Witch: That's fine.
741
00:55:35,980 --> 00:55:37,780
Amber: Levi, you really need to hold it together
742
00:55:37,860 --> 00:55:39,840
Amber: and stop being such a little bitch
743
00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:40,960
Levi: - Well, why can't I stop driving!
744
00:55:41,720 --> 00:55:42,420
Witch: *laughs
745
00:56:12,760 --> 00:56:13,100
Witch: Get out.
746
00:56:21,960 --> 00:56:22,820
Levi: Please don't kill me.
747
00:56:23,480 --> 00:56:25,480
Levi: Please, please, please don't kill me.
748
00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:27,100
Witch: Levi.
749
00:56:28,960 --> 00:56:29,820
Witch: What did Amber say?
750
00:56:31,740 --> 00:56:33,300
Witch: Don't be such a bitch.
751
00:56:34,600 --> 00:56:35,420
Levi: I can help you.
752
00:56:37,080 --> 00:56:37,460
Witch: How?
753
00:56:38,839 --> 00:56:40,240
Levi: I don't know.
754
00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:43,640
Levi: and, um, bring you coffee or do your laundry or something.
755
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:44,360
Witch: Fine.
756
00:56:54,980 --> 00:56:55,620
Jenny: Come, Servant.
757
00:57:56,640 --> 00:57:57,680
Jenny: Where is the cemetery?
758
00:57:58,770 --> 00:58:01,260
John: Right through there, but I said we're closed.
759
00:58:01,590 --> 00:58:03,040
John: You gotta come back around 9:00 AM.
760
00:58:03,620 --> 00:58:04,060
Jenny: Morgan?
761
00:58:07,080 --> 00:58:10,100
John: *stuttering
762
00:59:30,680 --> 00:59:31,240
Trevor: What are we doing?
763
01:00:45,799 --> 01:00:46,960
Trevor: Well hello handsome.
764
01:00:49,120 --> 01:00:49,620
Trevor: Harmony.
765
01:01:32,380 --> 01:01:32,980
Witch: Welcome home.
766
01:01:39,960 --> 01:01:41,080
Trevor: Not so fast, ladies!
767
01:01:43,860 --> 01:01:44,420
Witch: Attack!
768
01:01:54,060 --> 01:01:54,780
Trevor: Fuck!
769
01:02:10,440 --> 01:02:12,240
Amber: Stronger than a trashcan.
770
01:02:12,500 --> 01:02:13,460
Amber: Noted
771
01:02:20,500 --> 01:02:21,280
Trevor: Jenny!
772
01:02:24,780 --> 01:02:26,180
Trevor: Get. off. me!
773
01:02:29,680 --> 01:02:30,920
Trevor: I don't want to have to kill you girls!
774
01:02:39,580 --> 01:02:40,180
Trevor: Okay.
775
01:02:48,260 --> 01:02:49,340
Amber: - Can we kill him now?
776
01:02:52,200 --> 01:02:53,580
Jenny: - Just can't yet.
777
01:02:55,900 --> 01:02:56,660
Jenny: So adorable.
778
01:02:59,620 --> 01:03:02,400
Jenny: Wow, this girl is like really liking this guy.
779
01:03:03,240 --> 01:03:03,580
Jenny: Come on.
780
01:03:08,660 --> 01:03:11,140
Circey: Is he gonna be okay?
781
01:03:12,800 --> 01:03:14,880
Jenny: He's not alive. Technically.
782
01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:30,860
Trevor: Ow!
783
01:03:48,640 --> 01:03:51,760
Trevor: Ladies, seriously, Morgan, I don't want to have to kill you girls.
784
01:04:00,920 --> 01:04:01,680
Trevor: Didn't hurt.
785
01:04:04,819 --> 01:04:06,560
Trevor: Well this isn't where I saw this going.
786
01:04:12,480 --> 01:04:13,260
Trevor: Seriously, guys!
787
01:04:13,440 --> 01:04:14,880
Witch: - No! - No!
788
01:04:20,260 --> 01:04:22,340
Jenny: - You are resilient.
789
01:04:22,340 --> 01:04:25,860
Trevor: You're welcome. Cunt punch!
790
01:04:30,960 --> 01:04:31,200
Witch: Hey Janitor.
791
01:04:54,900 --> 01:04:55,500
Trevor: That was intense.
792
01:04:58,640 --> 01:04:59,620
Trevor: Want to help kill some demons?
793
01:05:04,220 --> 01:05:05,440
Trevor: What the fuck?
794
01:05:06,020 --> 01:05:08,160
Statue: Offering...Accepted!
795
01:05:18,720 --> 01:05:21,440
Statue: Trevor harmony has summoned me to destroy evil.
796
01:05:22,140 --> 01:05:23,580
Statue: Lead me to the evil.
797
01:05:24,580 --> 01:05:27,820
Trevor: - Yeah, all right, cool. Come on.
798
01:05:36,960 --> 01:05:41,060
Witch: - Three by three, bring thy souls unto thee.
799
01:05:41,880 --> 01:05:45,500
Witch: From hence we can, shall we return.
800
01:05:47,200 --> 01:05:51,080
Witch: bring back the darkness to watch the world burn.
801
01:06:24,760 --> 01:06:26,140
Amber: This tastes like pure shit!
802
01:06:35,700 --> 01:06:38,480
Amber: When do we stop fucking puking!
803
01:06:43,540 --> 01:06:44,640
Trevor: Yeah, why not?
804
01:06:44,820 --> 01:06:47,060
Trevor: Witches? Walking statues? Sure.
805
01:06:48,420 --> 01:06:50,900
Trevor: Ah, shit! I thought we killed you!
806
01:06:52,900 --> 01:06:54,100
Statue: Die, demon!
807
01:06:54,580 --> 01:06:56,760
Statue: I would like to banquish you!
808
01:06:59,980 --> 01:07:01,340
Statue: Banquish! Banquishing!
809
01:07:02,840 --> 01:07:03,520
Statue: Banquish!
810
01:07:05,080 --> 01:07:06,060
Trevor: Okay. Fair enough.
811
01:07:12,300 --> 01:07:14,580
Trevor: Oh Yeah, take those bodies back, you idiots.
812
01:07:18,960 --> 01:07:20,840
Statue: Time to kill the witches, Harmony!
813
01:07:20,840 --> 01:07:21,560
Statue: Witches!
814
01:07:22,120 --> 01:07:24,660
Trevor: Yes, kill the witches, but don't kill the girls.
815
01:07:24,840 --> 01:07:26,620
Trevor: Don't kill the bodies the witches are in.
816
01:07:26,740 --> 01:07:27,940
Statue: The Harmony is confusing.
817
01:07:28,160 --> 01:07:30,100
Trevor: Why are you stonewalling me? You're like talking to a w-
818
01:07:30,140 --> 01:07:32,480
Statue: Stop! Your lips are buttery and full of lies.
819
01:07:33,720 --> 01:07:36,620
Statue: Enough! I am made to kill witches, you fat Harmony.
820
01:07:52,060 --> 01:07:55,080
Statue: I will squash them like bugs! Hello evil bug!
821
01:07:58,060 --> 01:08:01,480
Witch: Now you will see the execution of the world!
822
01:08:03,400 --> 01:08:04,800
Statue: Harmony, one has escaped!
823
01:08:05,660 --> 01:08:09,060
Statue: Rrrr, let go of me, you tentacle witch!
824
01:08:10,860 --> 01:08:12,680
Statue: Rrrr, let go!
825
01:08:13,580 --> 01:08:15,680
Statue: Rrrr, I shall destroy you!
826
01:08:24,980 --> 01:08:29,060
Witch: I will take great pleasure in killing you.
827
01:08:29,200 --> 01:08:30,240
Trevor: Ah, get in line
828
01:08:42,940 --> 01:08:44,660
Angela: You'll pay for that.
829
01:09:00,460 --> 01:09:02,000
Trevor: Cersei! Get out of here!
830
01:09:06,180 --> 01:09:08,920
Witch: You must succumb to death, quietly
831
01:09:17,560 --> 01:09:19,400
Trevor: How do you like it? Weed killer!
832
01:09:21,359 --> 01:09:21,819
Trevor: Ah!
833
01:09:32,619 --> 01:09:34,220
Trevor: Fuck you, Treebeard!
834
01:09:35,620 --> 01:09:37,240
Trevor: I'm fucking Frodo!
835
01:09:42,199 --> 01:09:43,200
Trevor: Statue man!
836
01:09:43,620 --> 01:09:43,779
Statue: Freedom!
837
01:09:44,759 --> 01:09:47,160
Trevor: Save Morgan and the girls. I'll fight these witches.
838
01:09:47,600 --> 01:09:50,040
Statue: As you wish, soft compatriot!
839
01:10:10,080 --> 01:10:11,260
Morgan: What the fuck are you?
840
01:10:12,440 --> 01:10:13,500
Jenny: Your death.
841
01:10:21,720 --> 01:10:25,100
Statue: Air Witch, prepare for DEATH!
842
01:10:30,900 --> 01:10:33,380
Statue: There is no match for stone!
843
01:10:41,340 --> 01:10:42,240
Statue: You are weak, Witch!
844
01:10:42,580 --> 01:10:42,880
Statue: Witch!
845
01:10:43,860 --> 01:10:44,380
Statue: You
846
01:10:45,940 --> 01:10:47,020
Morgan: What the fuck are you?
847
01:10:47,520 --> 01:10:51,540
Statue: Have no fear, for Trevor Harmony has sent me here to protect you.
848
01:10:57,540 --> 01:10:59,140
Morgan: Okay. You've got a name?
849
01:10:59,520 --> 01:11:01,520
Statue: I am nameless from the darkness.
850
01:11:02,140 --> 01:11:04,500
Morgan: Okay. I'm Morgan. You're Slater.
851
01:11:05,220 --> 01:11:06,020
Morgan: Ow, fuck!
852
01:11:06,480 --> 01:11:07,200
Statue: Be careful!
853
01:11:16,440 --> 01:11:18,820
Amber: We're in a fucking cemetery?!
854
01:11:19,920 --> 01:11:20,640
Circey: Where's Morgan?
855
01:11:21,700 --> 01:11:23,180
Amber: Cersei! You're alive!
856
01:11:24,320 --> 01:11:25,380
Circey: What the hell?
857
01:11:26,060 --> 01:11:27,220
Jenny: You guys, what's going on?
858
01:11:28,280 --> 01:11:29,460
Jenny: I have a fucking headache.
859
01:11:30,420 --> 01:11:32,380
Jenny: She chewed my brain like Hubba Bubba!
860
01:11:33,600 --> 01:11:36,260
Amber: Um... What do we do?
861
01:11:44,400 --> 01:11:45,340
Jenny: -Where's Morgan?
862
01:12:03,720 --> 01:12:04,960
Amber: We have to do something.
863
01:12:05,390 --> 01:12:07,140
Amber: I feel like this is all my fault.
864
01:12:07,680 --> 01:12:09,340
Jenny: I mean, it's not entirely your fault.
865
01:12:10,090 --> 01:12:13,020
Jenny: How are you supposed to know that Angela was a witch?
866
01:12:14,120 --> 01:12:16,540
Speaker 5: Well... She told me.
867
01:12:17,660 --> 01:12:20,740
Speaker 5: I thought she was kidding. I thought she meant she was a lesbian...
868
01:12:22,120 --> 01:12:22,620
Amber: Like me.
869
01:12:23,900 --> 01:12:24,420
Circey: Finally.
870
01:12:25,510 --> 01:12:26,920
Circey: How long were you gonna deny that?
871
01:12:31,360 --> 01:12:34,180
Jenny: okay okay guys. We have to do something.
872
01:12:37,940 --> 01:12:40,820
Jenny: My soul hurts. Does that make sense?
873
01:12:42,060 --> 01:12:45,400
Witch: And is anyone gonna talk about the fact that Trevor was fighting a tree back there?
874
01:12:46,360 --> 01:12:47,560
Circey: It's been a long night.
875
01:12:48,820 --> 01:12:51,020
Trevor: Ah! Fucking Jesus! Ah!
876
01:12:52,000 --> 01:12:54,260
Trevor: Ah! Fuck! Ah you need a breath bit!
877
01:13:01,920 --> 01:13:02,200
Morgan: Hey.
878
01:13:03,640 --> 01:13:04,600
Amber: Where'd you get a gun?
879
01:13:05,740 --> 01:13:06,180
Morgan: Dead Levi.
880
01:13:06,800 --> 01:13:07,840
Amber: What the fuck is that?
881
01:13:08,080 --> 01:13:10,020
Morgan: No, no, he's cool. He's cool. This is Slater.
882
01:13:11,300 --> 01:13:14,000
Morgan: Slater, this is, um, Jenny, Amber, and Cersei.
883
01:13:14,840 --> 01:13:16,240
Statue: It is my pleasure, ladies.
884
01:13:18,520 --> 01:13:19,600
Circey: Do you have genitalia?
885
01:13:20,240 --> 01:13:22,380
Jenny: Cersei, what? that's a personal question.
886
01:13:24,180 --> 01:13:25,400
Jenny: But, I mean, do you?
887
01:13:26,540 --> 01:13:29,260
Statue: I am a blood oath activated automaton.
888
01:13:29,280 --> 01:13:31,960
Statue: I am here to defend the Harmony.
889
01:13:32,350 --> 01:13:35,140
Statue: In his time of need, he has sent me to protect you.
890
01:13:53,739 --> 01:13:56,100
Amber: So that's a talking statue?
891
01:13:56,960 --> 01:13:58,500
Morgan: I don't know. I'm...
892
01:13:58,860 --> 01:13:59,280
Amber: - Where's Trevor?
893
01:14:01,270 --> 01:14:01,660
Jenny: - Holy shit!
894
01:14:10,280 --> 01:14:11,460
Statue: - The soft one approaching!
895
01:14:12,420 --> 01:14:12,940
Trevor: - I'm fine.
896
01:14:13,880 --> 01:14:15,600
Morgan: - Trevor, what the hell is going on?
897
01:14:15,740 --> 01:14:16,360
Jenny: - Are we dead?
898
01:14:16,470 --> 01:14:16,980
Jenny: - Where are we?
899
01:14:17,140 --> 01:14:18,060
Jenny: - Where did he come from?
900
01:14:18,320 --> 01:14:20,180
Jenny: h-how does he work?! Where those witches?
901
01:14:20,840 --> 01:14:21,440
Circey: - Does hell exist?
902
01:14:21,720 --> 01:14:23,140
Circey: - Oh my God, are vampires real?
903
01:14:23,240 --> 01:14:24,540
Amber: - Yes, what is real?
904
01:14:24,780 --> 01:14:25,400
Jenny: - Is heaven real?
905
01:14:26,640 --> 01:14:28,400
Circey: Does anyone's mouth taste mouth taste like hobo semen?
906
01:14:28,910 --> 01:14:29,040
Jenny: Yeah.
907
01:14:29,750 --> 01:14:29,880
Amber: Yeah.
908
01:14:30,400 --> 01:14:31,440
Statue: Evil has returned!
909
01:14:40,300 --> 01:14:42,880
Trevor: My name is Trevor Harmony.
910
01:14:43,150 --> 01:14:44,420
Trevor: I'm the last of my bloodline.
911
01:14:45,180 --> 01:14:47,440
Trevor: For over 200 years, my family has fought evil.
912
01:14:48,280 --> 01:14:52,500
Trevor: I vow from this day forward to rid the world of you.
913
01:14:52,500 --> 01:14:54,440
Trevor: You ain't bringing back the darkness.
914
01:14:54,440 --> 01:14:56,180
Trevor: You ain't bringing back shit.
915
01:14:56,660 --> 01:15:06,200
Trevor: I'm gonna hunt each and every one of you evil motherfuckers down on this planet and extinguish you.
916
01:15:07,640 --> 01:15:08,320
Jenny: Yeah, bitch!
917
01:15:08,660 --> 01:15:09,920
Witch: Are you done?
918
01:15:15,880 --> 01:15:16,080
Trevor: Yeah.
919
01:15:46,180 --> 01:15:46,800
Jenny: Hey!
920
01:15:47,260 --> 01:15:49,200
Morgan: I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
921
01:15:49,680 --> 01:15:50,060
Jenny: Ow!
922
01:15:52,380 --> 01:15:54,800
Statue: Bring on the day! I love to fight!
923
01:16:00,060 --> 01:16:02,660
Statue: I'll kill you!
924
01:16:05,900 --> 01:16:08,580
Statue: Squish!
925
01:16:10,560 --> 01:16:12,160
Trevor: Fuck you, dickfingers!
926
01:16:16,500 --> 01:16:18,740
Amber: I was a cheer captain for six years.
927
01:16:42,980 --> 01:16:44,540
Statue: Air Witch, we meet again!
928
01:16:47,380 --> 01:16:51,180
Statue: Your weak wind will never defeat me, Air Witch!
929
01:17:03,260 --> 01:17:06,020
Witch: Cut his head off! My pleasure!
930
01:17:06,190 --> 01:17:06,720
Trevor: Fuck you!
931
01:17:09,740 --> 01:17:11,340
Circey: Amber, that was awesome.
932
01:17:11,740 --> 01:17:13,540
Amber: I'm really discovering myself today.
933
01:17:13,840 --> 01:17:16,480
Morgan: You, you, I think I have the hots for the statue.
934
01:17:17,500 --> 01:17:18,620
Circey: Talk about rock hard.
935
01:17:20,760 --> 01:17:22,300
Witch: Cut his head off!
936
01:17:23,260 --> 01:17:24,260
Jenny: Okay, we should go, we should go, go.
937
01:17:27,719 --> 01:17:28,280
Statue: Catch!
938
01:17:37,780 --> 01:17:39,840
Statue: Oh, yes, Harmony
939
01:17:40,800 --> 01:17:42,180
Statue: Smash her with my instruments!
940
01:17:43,300 --> 01:17:44,080
Statue: Smash the evil!
941
01:17:45,820 --> 01:17:46,440
Statue: Smash her!
942
01:18:17,140 --> 01:18:20,400
Witch: Behold! I am the bringer of death!
943
01:18:20,760 --> 01:18:22,260
Trevor: Oh, shut up!
944
01:18:30,840 --> 01:18:32,120
Trevor: You girls okay?
945
01:18:34,280 --> 01:18:35,020
Morgan: No.
946
01:18:39,540 --> 01:18:44,120
Statue: I'm afraid it is time for me to return to the darkness, round one.
947
01:18:44,580 --> 01:18:45,940
Morgan: Wait, really?
948
01:18:49,680 --> 01:18:52,060
Statue: Ladies, it was my pleasure.
949
01:18:54,080 --> 01:18:56,980
Statue: Call me again should you idiots cause the apocalypse.
950
01:19:07,400 --> 01:19:10,940
Jenny: Okay, so now what?
951
01:19:13,600 --> 01:19:15,860
Trevor: Well, now that you're all caught up.
952
01:19:17,380 --> 01:19:20,180
Music:
953
01:20:15,660 --> 01:20:16,580
Trevor: Suck on this!
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