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It was not supposed to be like this.

I've been poisoning you since last year.

You were supposed to die in a few months.

Slowly, until now.

No one would have realized it was me.

Everything would've worked well.

It all went smoothly.

'Cause?

'Cause I heard the news all morning and I don't have any more time.

I'm sorry, it was going to be better.

But we had no time.

I can't get to sleep.

But its almost...

Almost eight.

Go to your room.

I'll be right there.

What do you want?

My parents have lent me the house with one condition.

Let's do nothing.

Look, Xo, you should sleep.

Being a child is a bitch, I know, but that's how things are.

But in my home I don't go to bed until 10.

Look,

in this neighbourhood children go to bed early.

'Cause otherwise...

The Abominable Snowman comes.

But there's no snow here.

Tell him that when he comes to pick you up.

Your uncle is wrong.

He's my cousin, not my uncle.

Yes, my dear, it does not snow in Mexico City. Any idiot knows that.

But many, many years ago, there was a snowstorm that covered the city.

It came from the distant region of Nepal and stopped here.

For 40 days, the sun barely came out.

Snowing every day. People could not get out.

And therefore it took them so much time to understand what was happening.

Many children disappeared from their homes.

You know what happened to them?

But your uncle knows, right?

They were found... dead.

Dead, of course. But that was not the worst part.

Their hearts were torn out.

Then they realized that whoever had done it only ate hearts of children.

When they finally found him,

one of the bloodiest battles in history took place.

The battle was so long that in 1958 the government had to make a truce.

Benito Juarez agreed with the Snowman

that he could live in a cold-storage container. But on one condition:

He could only go out at night.

And take the kids that were not in bed after eight.

They don't need to be asleep, but they must be in bed.

They have to show good will if they're not asleep,

and at least be counting sheep.

And how do we know it's him?

He sounds a bell and has a cart where he puts the bodies of children.

And shouts!

Sure...

Is he the Bogeyman?

If you had to choose, choose the Bogeyman.

That kind of being will only abduct you.

The Snowman from Mexico

rips out your little heart and before you die, you see him eat it.

Did you hear?

Fast, Xochitl, close your eyes.

Close your eyes.

Do not make any noise.

If you have to do something, do it well.

She won't come out.

Oh, the garbage man...

or my mother will kill me.

Scare her with the garbage man... you're a bitch.

Goodnight.

97 sheep, 98 sheep, 99 sheep...

One sheep, two sheep, three sheep...

Bruce?

All right?

I heard a noise.

I heard a noise. Go see.

Bruce?

Bruce, did you see?

Alice?

Alice?

I heard a noise.

I heard a noise. Go see.

Alice?

Alice?

Bruce?

All right?

Japan, we have always believed, was a country protected by the gods.

But I do not believe there is a God.

Also, if there really is a God,

sensitive girls

wouldn't be ashamed so, if they had to fart.

Good morning.

Miss Yumi, were you looking?

Oh, no! I'm so embarrassed.

I saw that you did!

Instead of God, I believe Miss Yumi is protecting me.

When I'm with Miss Yumi, I feel very happy.

And uncontrollable itching sensation grows in my breast.

So gentle and pure...

I wonder if Miss Yumi can make a noise so shameful.

Just then, we felt the anger of God toward us.

An earthquake!

The ground started to shake!

- Gas! Here comes the gas! - Run!

Or maybe the black gas was a fart from God?

Miss Yumi!

I do not want to die in the gas!

If I must die...

it's your gas I want to die in!

Okay.

As long as you don't mind if it stinks.

Miss Yumi! What a nice ass!

Here it comes!

Miss Yumi, it...

It stinks!

Miss Yumi and I have the same kind of animal smell inside.

I'm so happy!

The land of the dead is not a place for things pure and clean.

Let us pass beyond the boundaries of good taste and become one.

Miss Yumi!

I think I have to fart.

I am

not an intruder,

nor a stranger,

nor someone else.

Ironic, is it not?

You've changed.

You've changed.

Marked.

And you know?

You are not brave.

Neither unique nor original.

You are so trivial.

So primitive.

I don't even remember how I ended up here.

I...

I came involuntarily.

Without worry.

Now?

I give up?

I haven't considered this aspect.

I didn't know this would happen.

I...

The one who has ceased to exist.

The one who isn't anymore.

What's wrong, Kawabe?

Help me, please.

Not yet!

Fucking sick!

Fucking sick!

Don't you dare!

Wait, wait. No!

Give me another chance!

Here! Beautiful, isn't it?

You brought something else, Shane?

Don't. I'm scared of bird flu.

Come on, there was a lot of traffic and I took this bird.

Why buy it then? Was it expensive?

Do not tell me that you have spent all my money.

Not expensive, look.

So what?

Watch!

Spin.

That's nothing.

All the birds know it.

Do you have something to say to mom? Go.

Hello, Anne. You are beautiful.

Boring. Tell me something I don't know.

I got it just yesterday and I spent the whole night teaching him to speak.

Will you marry me? Marry me, please? Marry me, please?

Will you marry me?

Do not be afraid, Joy. My girlfriend doesn't know anything.

Do not be afraid, Joy. My girlfriend doesn't know anything.

Who's Joy?

What the hell... must have learned from a movie.

Mine is big, might hurt a bit.

Mine is big, might hurt a bit.

Mine is big, might hurt a bit.

Oh, Shane! It great!

What the hell! Say hello to your mother you bird!

Oh, how nice! Shane, you're fantastic!

Damn, Shane!

Heck, I do not believe...

Fucking fat girl.

So, so.

- Look. Hey, gelatin. - Hey, wait.

Miss, excuse me.

You have to do something after a while.

- I know. Thank you. Thank you. - You see.

Have you starred in Jurassic Park? You were the Brontosaurus?

Go, Go.

Oh, God, look at her.

Hey, take a break on the peanut butter.

Oh my gosh, if I were her, I wouldn't go out.

Oh, my God, it's true.

For sure. She can't climb up the stairs.

Take a ride to the gym!

Me, with my cereal, I can manage my summer slimness.

Slimness, flat tummy.

Get ready for the summer.

With low dye.

Say no to fat!

Rich in vitamins.

My body loves it, as you can see!

Diet cereals make me lose weight

and help me stay in shape.

Me, for my hair, I use Protif!

Me, with my cereal, I can manage my summer.

With low dye, rich in vitamins...

My body loves it, as you can see!

Our technology is simple. Even an inferior nation can use it.

It is fully automatic and indestructible.

Our talented personnel are totally talented.

And our shitty bastards are perfectly shitty.

White means white-skinned human. Not black, nor yellow, nor red.

Ever since Kunta Kinte was abducted by America,

the blacks have harbored a hatred for the whites.

We yellow people love tangerines!

Japanese are superior sons of bitches!

My Emperor!