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Ah

See, Shorouk, where have you brought us?

Turns out there are two more than the five

Now we have seven kids

Curse you, Shorouk

Where is my leg?

Where is my leg?

Oh my leg

What's wrong with her, people? Where is she?

No, no, no, don’t worry, it’s just hallucination from the anesthesia

Give her fifteen minutes

Half an hour at most and she’ll wake up and be fine

And where did you take my leg?

Where is my leg?

Here is your leg, Shorouk

My children

Where are my children?

At the nursery, at the nursery, Shorouk

Yes

The doctors are checking on them and they are coming now

Yes

Yes

Yes

Yes

Where is Mohamed?

Where is Mohamed?

I am in front of you, why?

Is she hallucinating or what?

Where is Mohamed?

You’re hallucinating, you’re hallucinating

Are you Mohamed then?

Yes

Looks like she loves you a lot, man

As long as she’s under anesthesia, she keeps saying Mohamed, Mohamed, Mohamed

She never stopped mentioning you

Mohamed

Here I am, Shorouk, here I am

Here I am, Shorouk, here I am

Dad, have mercy

Leave him alone then

Mohamed’s nose isn’t even big

What is that?

No, no

Actually, there are several Mohameds in the family; she means Mohamed, her cousin

His nose

Oh dad

Dad

Mohamed hasn’t been circumcised for six months

Six months, dad

Wake her up already, or what?

Wake her up already, or what?

She’s waking up

She’s waking up slowly

Six months and she hasn’t been circumcised, dad

Alright, Shorouk

Please, go ahead, because you’ll probably say other things now

You probably shouldn’t listen

Go ahead, and if we need you, we’ll let you know

There’s no need for these moves, what’s going on?

Six months

And you’re waking up now, wake up now

Good evening, peace be upon you

Peace and God’s mercy be upon you

Peace be upon you

Peace be upon you

Are you the hero?

Hero? I’m Mohamed

Yes, Mohamed, you’re really a hero, but what’s with this mischief?

Yes, Mohamed, you’re really a hero, but what’s with this mischief?

What’s this sweetness and mischief, Mohamed?

What? I didn’t do anything

Seven, mashallah, what’s this?

Excuse me, a question

Yes

Who are you?

I am Dr. Esmat El-Hout, hospital director

Hello

Honestly, this hospital, you made it, mashallah

It’s in the global statistics for multiple births

Honestly, we have proven our efficiency to deliver such a huge number of children without any risk to the mother, the children, the doctors, or myself personally. Honestly, you amazed me

What risk to the doctors? I don’t understand

What risk to the doctors? I don’t understand

Or children having problems, of course

The important thing is that you’re happy, this means the world to me

To the extent that I allocated you four beds in the room

No need for more

And I assigned three nurses to serve you in the room and take care of the lady

So, how are the kids? Any news?

They’re good, they’ve been moisturized

Moisturized?

No, they were applied creams, bathed, I changed one twice myself

Honestly, may God bless you, people like you are rare

No one else like me, so please don’t have many kids. Go ahead

Sorry, sorry

Sorry, sorry

Honestly, I’m happy for you

Girls

Girls, you will have more girls too

I will give you more girls; you’re a problem, you’re mischievous, that’s not allowed, of course

No, the nurse girls just want to tell you there are four blue syringes here

Why? Because of envy

And three pink

I keep coming to visit you all the time, me and the lady. Honestly, you’ve put me in a difficult spot.

The lady is surprised by me, I mean.

Why do you come to visit us? Sorry?

No, just to see this creature, this creature who is the father of seven kids. God bless you, you’re amazing.

No, just to see this creature, this creature who is the father of seven kids. God bless you, you’re amazing.

Peace be upon you.

Doctor, am I upsetting you or what?

What’s this, Mohamed? Is there such a thing? I’ve never seen anything like him before.

A man who is a balm. God provides us with good children for our situation.

Thank God, thank God.

What?

What’s this, Mohamed? What’s this six-month talk?

What’s this, Mohamed? What’s this six-month talk?

What?

Six-month talk?

Wake up now.

Wake up.

Mohamed.

Yes?

I’ll get up now, trusting God, to leave early by car.

And I’ll stop by the back seat to take you home.

Alright, my dear.

Thank you for your effort with me today.

Son, what effort? Are you silly? There’s no such thing between us, we’re brothers.

And don’t be upset with me today when I laughed in front of the operation room.

And don’t be upset with me today when I laughed in front of the operation room.

It was against my will, my brother. What? What’s with these seven, Mohamed? Are you all like this?

Come on, sir, congratulations a thousand times, may you have more.

Get lost, go away, come on.

Well, why don’t you go away with me too and rest your body at home?

I’ll bring you back in the morning.

Son, didn’t the nursing staff tell you no two companions in the room? What are you doing sitting here?

Man, it’s not possible. If Shorouq needs anything, I have to stay with her.

I’m not your protector, son, and your sister is with her, and the hospital has everything, thank God.

Sorry, tomorrow, God willing, when I go home, I’ll rest.

Sorry, tomorrow, God willing, when I go home, I’ll rest.

Rest tomorrow?

You’re laughing again, Shawky... You’re good, Mohamed.

Why? God willing?

Son, you won’t see rest again in your life until you die.

Don’t get your hopes up about that.

Alright, sir, peace be upon you.

He said he’ll rest tomorrow, son.

You’ll see, Mohamed’s days.

Don’t worry, it’s not bad.

You’ll see colors we haven’t seen before, I swear to God.

Come on, Shawky, get lost already, come on.

Come on, Shawky, get lost already, come on.

Come on, my dear, see you tomorrow.

Goodbye, my dear.

Yes.

So the bill is forty-five thousand pounds.

Yes.

Why forty-five thousand?

That’s for the night we spent.

It’s per night, sir, we’re not in a hotel.

There are fees for opening a fully equipped operating room.

There are medicines before and after the operation.

There are medicines before and after the operation.

There’s the doctor’s cesarean fee.

And there’s also a fee for opening a master room.

And the master room has a bathroom.

I didn’t ask for a bathroom in the room.

All the hospital rooms are master with bathrooms.

And then I want to ask you a question.

Didn’t you ask about the hospital prices before the delivery?

Sir, we were actually agreed with the doctor.

We were going to deliver in a completely different hospital.

But my wife went into labor in the middle of the night.

We called the doctor and found her here at the hospital.

So there was no time, and we had to come here.

So please excuse us.

So please excuse us.

I have seven kids, sir, seven.

Where am I going to get money to support them?

I’m an employee, son.

I can’t do anything for you.

Who can?

Where’s the manager? Should I go to him?

He’s a respectable and decent man, and he will surely reduce this amount.

No need.

Don’t bother yourself.

He came yesterday especially.

To add the price of the seven balloons that were hung on the door.

What balloons?

The ones hung on the door.

Who did that?

The manager.

The manager, the kind, gentle white man?

Yes.

Yes.

He added the price of the seven balloons?

Yes.

So this means that the extra beds for the children, the nursing kit, and all the things he's charging for,

I have to pay for them out of my own pocket?

What else did you think?

That balloon alone costs a hundred pounds.

That's helium.

Not just anything.

Not ordinary balloons.

So seven hundred pounds for balloons?

No.

Seven hundred and thirty.

Why?

Because the pink balloon is more expensive, each one is one hundred and ten.

And the bill is made out to her so she can be reassured.

And the bill is made out to her so she can be reassured.

Cash or Anista?

Take your time, take your time.

Get your leg in, come on.

No, Mohamed, put that seat back.

The wound is tight, I can't.

Shorouq, I told you yesterday the chair is broken and doesn’t recline.

No, I can't bear it anymore, Mohamed.

No, I can't bear it anymore, Mohamed.

No, find me another car or anything.

Come on, Shorouq, come ride my special Uber.

So you brought a special Uber?

Forget that broken car.

Besides, it won’t fit all of you.

Come on, come on.

Alright, go with my uncle, come on.

Come on, come on.

Come on, come on.

I want my children.

What children? We've already lined them up. Come on, Shorouq, come on, mama, come on, my dear.

No, Mohamed, I want them with me.

Shorouq, come on, it’s only half an hour and we'll be home.

Take them in my arms, Mohamed.

Sorry, my dear.

We'll walk one after the other.

God help you, Mohamed.

I don’t want to leave them.

Alright, sorry Shorouq, sorry.

Alright, sorry Shorouq, sorry.

Come, my dear, please.

Get in.

Slowly.

Forget that broken car over there and get in.

Uber, I brought an Uber.

Yes, your Uber.

Yes, your Uber.

Take your time, take your time.

Safe travels to you.

Take your time.

There’s no space.

No.

Balloons.

Balloons or your kids?

Uncle.

Yes.

Please keep them with you like that, I’ll put them in the back.

What’s this nonsense, son?

What’s this nonsense, son?

What nonsense?

The balloon costs 100 pounds, uncle.

And the pink one is 110.

Be careful, don’t let them pop.

The pink is 110.

Alright then, let’s go.

Wonderful.

History repeats itself.

You know, Shorouq, my daughter,

your mother too,

after giving birth to you,

was crying.

She wanted to hold you in her arms.

While we were going home,

she couldn’t wait until we arrived.

A mother’s heart is something

very beautiful.

Dad.

Yes.

Mom died giving birth to me.

Oh sheikha.

Yes, really.

Yes, ma'am.

Yes, ma'am, at your service.

I’m just telling you memories to comfort you with them.

Can you walk a bit faster, sir?

You’re behind them, why don’t you get ahead, man?

Let the girl rest in her bed.

Then we’ll take them with that broken car.

Yes sir, at your command.

They turned me over in the hospital, the pain was unbearable.

Imagine they charged me 70 pounds for a cup of tea.

Imagine they charged me 70 pounds for a cup of tea.

70 pounds? The hospital tea is tea with cardamom.

I know.

And they wrote on the bill 8 teas,

though I only drank two.

No, that’s too much.

Did you drink tea, Shawqi?

Yes, a cup of tea, did you drink it?

Or two, I don’t remember.

Don’t remember?

Answer the phone

Okay, hold the kid quickly

What kid? Who should I hold?

Hold the kid until I answer, Shawky

Alright, take it easy, hold the kid until I answer

Hold, hold quickly

Hold, hold quickly

Slow down, slow down

This won’t work, man

What, Shorouk?

Shorouk, the kids are fine, Shorouk, and they say hi to you, dear

Why would I want to hear their voices when we kidnapped them?

Alright, Shorouk

Mohamed

Yes, dear, yes

Mohamed

Yes

Okay, hang up

Mohamed

Hang up, Shorouk, bye bye

How are you carrying a child while driving?

No, sir, I’m carrying a child and driving what?

His father just gave him to me because he was taking something out of his pocket

Sorry

Sorry

Mohamed

Show me, son, all the amulets

The previous amulet, I lost half of it in the photos

It’s visible, sir

You’re not planning to tell me where you got all these kids from?

You’re not planning to tell me where you got all these kids from?

Sir, I already told you the truth

I mean, where else would we have gotten them from?

I swear by God, they’re my kids

Again

Son

What about you?

Father of seven?

Isn’t there anyone else having kids in Egypt?

Where did you kidnap these kids from?

Sir, I swear we didn’t kidnap them

Look, sir, this is a rare multiple twin case

A rare condition that happens to people

Unfortunately, it happened to me

A rare case?

Take care, son, the kids don’t need anything

Take care, son, the kids don’t need anything

Come here

Come here

Come here

You will sit

Stand like that

And where is their mother, God willing?

I think you’ll tell me she’s their mother

No, sir, no

I’m Mohamed’s older sister

Their aunt, I mean their aunt

Their mother went with her father in a completely different car

Yes, sir, really

Their mother got into another car with Mr. Saeed, their father

What’s your role in this conversation?

I swear to God, I have nothing to do with it

I’m an Uber driver, sir

I’m an Uber driver, sir

I found them a humanitarian case, so I felt sorry and took them

A humanitarian case?

But actually, these kids are his kids

I was present at the birth myself

And you

Why did you take the Uber captain with you to the birth?

Well, sir, he’s not just an Uber captain, he’s also my friend

What’s the matter, Shawky? Don’t you say he’s your friend?

At work

So you’re determined on this story?

Sir, I swear this story

Is what really happened

He’s their father

Yes, what proof do I have?

Where are their birth certificates?

What certificates, sir?

They were just born yesterday

So you didn’t have time to get anything

Good

Good

Then stay here

Until you bring proof that these kids are yours

Or their real families show up

Sir, I swear we are their real families

Silence these kids, soldier

Where’s the kid’s bottle?

Get well soon

Hello?

What?

What?

How did this happen?

Okay, okay, okay

Hang up now, I’m coming

I’m coming right now

There is no power nor strength except from God

What’s wrong, dad? Did something happen to one of the kids?

Fool

Your husband is a very stupid man

He and the kids got caught in a checkpoint.

What a terrible day, why?

They thought he had kidnapped them or something.

It’s unbelievable, a man with seven kids

claiming to be their father, no one would believe him.

There’s no proof, idiot.

I will come with you, Dad.

No, my dear.

No, my dear.

No, you stay comfortable.

I’ll handle it.

You’re tired.

I’ll go get the birth certificates from the hospital,

then go to the police station,

and get him and the kids released.

I’ll call you to reassure you.

Stupid, stupid, stupid.

Reassure me, Dad, please.

God willing.

Get out.

You’re beautiful.

You’re beautiful, everyone.

Take it easy now.

Go and take her there.

And bring me the one who’s crying.

Sir, every time I put them to sleep,

Sir, every time I put them to sleep,

one cries and wakes the others.

I’m fed up, sir.

Mind your job, soldier.

Don’t you have children or what?

Be a little compassionate.

Yes, sir.

Sir, I can help you

and put them to sleep.

I’m their aunt; I’ll know how to handle them.

But, Welya,

Welya,

no one will touch these kids

as long as I’m alive on this earth.

Come in.

My father-in-law has arrived.

My father-in-law, thank God.

Here are the kids’ birth certificates, sir.

They contain all the information you need.

Review them carefully.

Exactly.

They include the father’s and mother’s names,

date of birth,

and place of birth.

and place of birth.

Thank you, father-in-law.

Come, rest, uncle.

Rest.

Well, I’m very sorry.

But you have to excuse me.

I’m just doing my job.

Of course, sir.

We appreciate that you’re doing your job.

The mistake is on our side.

We forgot the certificates with us.

Anyway, sir, it’s all good now.

Let’s go, everyone.

Go where?

We’ll take the kids and leave.

No, of course not.

Why, sir?

Don’t you have the certificates right here?

What else will we do?

Procedures say you can’t release children

except with their birth certificates.

So you kindly will go to the health office

So you kindly will go to the health office

next to us and get their birth certificates.

And the teachers, thank you,

will stay comfortably in my office.

All right, sir, understood.

Understood.

Come on, uncle, let’s finish this conversation quickly.

You go.

I’m tired from the trip.

Rely on yourself, brother.

Stop patching things up like this.

What should I say to you, Your Excellency the Pasha?

I’m flattering you.

You are one of my students.

Actually, all my students are

Actually, all my students are

officers,

doctors,

engineers,

something like that.

No, it’s the first time I see you.

My son,

My son, I’ll handle the kids gently.

Isn’t that right?

Don’t be late, Mohamed.

Don’t be late, may God ruin your house.

Sit down.

Thank you.

Please.

Thank you, thank you.

Stay standing.

I’m standing, sir.

Oh, my leg.

Actually, there was

I mean,

I need to focus on what I’m doing.

Please

I want to get birth certificates

Where should I go?

Do you have the birth notifications with you?

Yes

The room over there at the front, ask for Mr. Reda

Thank you very much, Mr. Reda

Thanks

What are all these notifications?

You brought me all the hospital's newborns

That’s not allowed

Every father must come in person

But I am the father of all these notifications and stuff

You will find the name written with you

Damn your years

What’s this?

It really is the same father's name

Are you Mohamed?

Shokry

Miss Mayada

Help, there’s a man who gave birth to seven

Seven?

Mashallah

Subhanallah

There is no power nor strength except with God

Mashallah, God is great

This is a miracle

Do you have pictures of them?

Pictures of what?

Please hurry, Mr. Reda, the kids are at the department

Department what?

The police department next to you here

The police department next to you here

Why?

Hurry

They were just born today, fresh

Oh my God, what happened?

They made content other than likes on TikTok

What could they have done? They were just born yesterday

The officer at the checkpoint suspected him

He thought I kidnapped them

And I didn’t have anything proving they are my children

There is no power nor strength except with God

Sorry

Everyone nowadays is suspicious of each other

But what did you do to have seven at once?

Exactly what you did to have one

It’s normal, nothing new

Surely he takes stuff from the young people these days

Mr. Reda, please don’t chase him

Mr. Reda, please don’t chase him

I want the birth certificates so the kids don’t have to go to the prosecution

Sir, please, I have the kids' names, here are the certificates

Their names?

Yes

Oh my goodness

I completely forgot about the names issue

Shorouq told me about it but it slipped my mind

Is Shorouq your wife?

Yes, she’s my wife

Then call her and ask her, better than upsetting her

We women care a lot about these things

How can I call her? They took my phone at the department

What should I do now, guys? What should I do?

What should I do now, guys? What should I do?

Calm down, calm down, try to remember slowly

What did she want to name the kids?

Don’t stress yourself at all

Sir, Miss Mayada is calm

Finish up because we’ll leave soon

What do you think?

Instead of naming them, just number them

Faster this way

Is your job here just to say jokes?

Guys, help me, please

Laila

Hala

Nora

Marwa

Eman

Amira

You guys aren’t helping me, by the way, calm down

You guys aren’t helping me, by the way, calm down

Calm down for a second

Look, Shorouq wanted a girl, so her name would be

Aysel

Aseel

I don’t really remember exactly

Okay, I named you Aysel and Aseel to be safe

What does the third want?

No problem

Name the third one Nabila after my mother, may God have mercy on her

No, Nabila is an old-fashioned name

Okay, what do you suggest?

Okay, what do you suggest?

Habiba, I really like the name Habiba

Habiba, alright, let’s go, Habiba is fine

Okay

Habiba, done

What about the boys? What do we name them?

The boys, yes, name one Ibrahim, I love the name Ibrahim

The second boy

Shorouq wanted the boy's name to be Nadim

No no no, Salim

Salim, okay, final word

So it will be Ibrahim and Salim so we stay consistent

So it will be Ibrahim and Salim so we stay consistent

Alright

Salim, done

That's much better

Better what?

We named five

Still two left

Two what?

Ah

The two extra ones that came at the end

What should we name them? Let's name them

Peace be upon you, everyone

Peace, mercy, and blessings of God be upon you

Please, Mr. Amjad, dear respected

How are you, Mr. Amjad? We missed you

Name him Amjad since he's so loved

Don't name him a bad man

That's bad luck for your kids

I'll tell you, name him Rashad after my husband

I'll tell you, name him Rashad after my husband

Okay, is your husband good?

Just like that, you're better of course

I mean, is he good morally?

Look, the name Rashad suits both young and old

It's a beautiful name, you won't regret it

Alright, alright

Name him Rashad

Rashad

Done

Rashad

So you have one more name left

One name left, yes

Name him

Name him Ibrahim

No, we named that a while ago

Do you really have Ibrahim?

Do you really have Ibrahim?

Yes, tell me a name

Okay, name him

Name him

Name him

Look

Name something to your taste

I'm good

To my taste?

Yes

Labib

After my uncle, may God have mercy on him

Labib, alright

Come on, come on

Labib

Since you're naming him Labib, you should name Najib

So the two go together

Labib

Najib

Aysel

Aseel

Yes, why not name Najib? It's seven anyway

Yes, why not name Najib? It's seven anyway

Alright

Remove Salim

Okay, remove Salim and put Najib

Alright

Here

Put Najib

That's perfect

You relax for five minutes, I'll print the certificates and hand them to you

Thank you, thank you

Congratulations, Abu, honestly, what should I call you?

Father of seven

No, seriously, what do you do for work?

No no no

What does he do here?

He makes a living, makes a living

He makes a living, makes a living

Give him the bottle well, Mohamed, he can't drink

Honestly, I've wanted to drink for an hour and I can't

Did you name them correctly?

Named them what?

The names we agreed on

Of course, the ones we agreed on

I'm talking about the two extra ones

We didn't discuss

No, I named the extra ones

I dealt with it, meaning

I named them Ashraf and Nabil, I think, I honestly don't remember

I named them Ashraf and Nabil, I think, I honestly don't remember

Ashraf and Nabil

What is this Ashraf and Nabil, Mohamed?

I refused to name him Saeed so I don't confuse the kids

You tell me Nabil? What Nabil?

Of course, what else can I do? The seven came suddenly

I wasn't prepared for anything, honestly

No, Mohamed, they don't fit their siblings at all

Why? They fit, and no one noticed anything

How?

How can Ashraf and Nabil fit with Sirin and Karma

and Tamim, Zain, and Salim? How?

Sirin and Karma

Look, my dear, look

These names are all superficial

The important thing is that you are well, thank God

The important thing is that you are well, thank God

And all the kids are fine

These are really old names.

I'm sorry.

In the name of God, Mashallah.

God is great.

My darlings.

My darlings.

Come on, uncle, have some.

No, sorry, I’m...

I've been tired since yesterday.

I’ll go rest, if you don’t mind.

Come on, uncle, come on.

Are you serious or joking?

Are you serious or joking?

Well, aren’t those the kids you dreamed about every day?

Look now.

Kids at this age smell bad.

When they grow up, God willing, and each one is

four or five years old,

I won’t leave them at all.

My dear.

If you need anything, I’m here.

Don’t worry.

Peace be upon you.

And upon you, uncle, you are my uncle.

Dad, dad.

What’s this? He really left.

Isn’t this the one who acted like Mama Nona, my grandchildren, and my darlings?

Isn’t this the one who acted like Mama Nona, my grandchildren, and my darlings?

And I won’t leave you for a single moment.

He took his hand off the matter in a second.

What can I do, Mohamed?

Mama, may God have mercy on her, if she were alive, she wouldn’t leave me for a moment.

May God have mercy on her.

By God, God have mercy on her from my uncle.

Enough, Shorouk, don’t turn it into a fuss now.

Thank God, God compensated us with my sister Hiba; she’s not neglecting us.

But, but...

How’s motherhood and fatherhood going?

A good girl, really, you came at the right time.

Just wait a second, I’ll go to the bathroom and come back.

No, no, where are you going? I’m leaving already.

By God, Mohamed, I have a lot on my plate.

But don’t worry, I made food for you.

But don’t worry, I made food for you.

Food that will last three days, I put it in the fridge.

And the food for today, you guys eat it.

How are we going to eat? Hiba, Hiba, are you going to leave us?

Together, I swear on my eyes, Mohamed.

But you know, they called me

53 times so far. We haven’t eaten, mom.

Come on, mom, and the man, you know, he swears

right and left, sorry.

At night, I’ll try to free myself, God willing,

and come a bit. I don’t know what I’ll do, but I’ll try to come.

No, Hiba, don’t leave us, please, please, Mohamed, for my sake.

For my sake, I want to see you all, please, Hiba, don’t mess around.

I swear on my eyes, my dear.

I swear on my eyes, my dear.

God be with you.

Thank you, my dear.

You removed the IUD and relaxed.

Happy?

Now get dressed.

By God, Abdel-Mutalal,

it’s something very beautiful, my brother.

A beautiful feeling.

To be a grandfather, Abdel-Mutalal.

It’s a nice thing, and not just any grandfather.

What kind of grandfather is this?

A grandfather of seven grandchildren.

God, just imagine, Abdel-Mutalal.

When seven grandchildren

When seven grandchildren

call you

“Grandpa.”

Seven of them say “Grandpa” to you.

You’re going to get a headache, man.

No, but it’s a beautiful headache, a nice headache.

Sir, sir.

You’re next to them now, of course, holding them in your arms, right?

No, I’m going to watch the series.

Because kids at this age are boring.

When they grow up, Abdel-Mutalal.

God be with us now.

Better than everyone.

Better than everyone.

Enough, Mohamed, they’re full.

Take off the bottle now.

Okay.

I’ll tell you what.

I’ll go have lunch and rest a bit.

What do you mean rest?

Mohamed, I swear to God, I won’t shout at you.

My Caesarean wound still hasn’t healed.

When will this wound heal?

Mohamed, I need some things.

Go get them and come back to help me.

What things? I just bought things yesterday.

Present.

Present.

I'll go change and bring the things.

No no no, not that type.

It leaks and causes rashes.

Who leaks? The little boss?

Yes, even the name is suspicious.

So you left all these brands and chose this one?

Sir, it’s on sale.

Look sir, 80 diapers for 270 pounds.

Because it’s a bad type.

Okay, get something a bit more expensive.

Okay, get something a bit more expensive.

Anyway, the pack lasts you two weeks.

Sir, you only have one child for sure.

Then how many children do you have?

Sir, I could finish two packs in one day.

Why? What’s wrong with the child?

Nothing wrong, it’s just the child.

Please keep each one in their condition.

This type is really bad, sir, don’t get it.

Sir, whether it’s bad or good, we have it.

In the end, what will it fill?

In the end, what will it fill?

Enough, enough.

Okay, I’ll take two packs then, what do you think?

I’ll take two more packs.

,

,

I seek forgiveness from God Almighty, oh Lord.

I really don’t know.

I really don’t know.

How will we manage and where from with all these kids?

Who said two can take care of seven, how?

Just stay by my side until the wound heals.

God willing, He will enable me to handle them alone.

You know your wife is like a hundred women.

Lady, if we say you can take care of seven,

How will I afford to provide for them?

Even Cristiano himself didn’t have seven.

God will provide, Mohammed.

I seek forgiveness from God.

Shorouq, do you know how much I paid for the Pampers and those silly things?

We only have a few thousand left from the money we saved.

We only have a few thousand left from the money we saved.

At this rate, the expenses won’t last us two weeks.

What will we do after that?

Because I told you not to sell my gold two years ago.

We would have sold it by now at a good price and solved this crisis.

What gold? It was my choice.

We had to sell it then to pay off the furniture installments and finishing that broke my back.

No, you’re taking the easy way out, Mohammed.

You could have pushed yourself a bit more at work.

But how? You have to stay calm.

Yes, that’s right.

I am really the cause of all this because I take the easy way out.

I am really the cause of all this because I take the easy way out.

Because I was the one who removed the IUD.

The IUD, that’s what you’re so good at, Mohammed.

This thing doesn’t stick.

How does it not stick? Everyone told me it’s the best type on the market.

Just press it firmly.

I swear it doesn’t stick.

Where is that sound coming from?

Did you give birth to another one today?

That’s the seventh, I put him on the chair.

So no one wakes him up.

Bring him to me, please, he looks like he needs changing.

He needs changing.

He needs changing.

I’m telling you, in a month you’ll teach these kids to go

to the bathroom by themselves, okay?

From next month, I won’t buy Pampers anymore.

Come on Mohammed, you haven’t seen anything yet.

Shorouq.

When the kids grow up, where will we seat them?

I don’t know.

Honestly, I haven’t thought about that.

I thought we could make them a bed.

Seven floors high.

But I found the ceiling won’t hold them.

Maybe we could ask permission.

From Mr. Haggag upstairs.

We could hollow out the ceiling and make the bed there.

That’s an idea.

But the kids—

They’d be the only ones in Mr. Haggag’s hollow.

My daughters would stay with us here.

My daughters don’t grow up

outside the house.

What if one of the girls is late?

What would you do with her?

You’d fight with her, of course.

You’d fight with her, of course.

And show her a side she’s never seen from me.

What if another one

came back late the same day?

You’d fight with her too.

Anil from the first one

What if the third one is late

If it's on the same day

I will be tired

Let her sleep then

And argue with her in the morning

Looks like we will be very tired

Looks like we will be very tired

We will be tired

We are already tired

Don't you see what we're saying?

I'm afraid, Hassan, we have gone crazy

Looks like that's true

I'm going to sleep for 10 minutes before any of the kids wake up

Okay, my dear

Good night

What’s this, Shorouk?

What’s this, Shorouk?

You put it next to me

Sorry, Mohamed? I tried to throw it in the basket but it fell, it didn’t go in

Don’t put the basket next to you

The one next to me got full, Mohamed, so I tried to throw it in the one next to you