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Good
news for motorists today.

The earthquake-damaged
freeways are now repaired

and open ahead of schedule

thanks to a million dollar
cash incentive skimmed

from taxpayer dollars.

Mudslides have
finally been cleared

from the Pacific Coast Highway,

but motorists are
warned to watch

for that occasional
leather couch in the fast lane.

And this, just in, at the beach,

it's another beautiful day.

♪ Some days
can scare the dead ♪

♪ Some nights
tying on my head ♪

♪ Looking back at
another empty day ♪

♪ Like a tidal
wave across the sea ♪

♪ Love comes
crashing down on me ♪

♪ Baby, please
don't ever go away ♪

♪ Looking for love
along the beach ♪

♪ It seems like
now it's in my reach ♪

♪ Don't rescue
me from your love ♪

♪ Although I'm
in the sea of love ♪

♪ And you're the
one I'm thinking of ♪

♪ You carry me
across every wave ♪

♪ I've never felt
like this before ♪

♪ I'm feeling like a
victim on the shore ♪

♪ I'm the girl that
only you can save ♪

♪ Looking for love
along the beach ♪

♪ It seems like
now it's in my reach ♪

♪ Don't rescue
me from your love ♪

♪ Don't rescue
me from your love ♪

Enrollment is limited
to six each summer.

Please list--

- Oop, sorry.
- No shoving!

Please list any previous
lifeguard experience you

may have had
in the past, if any.

Out of the
way! Incoming!

Oh Ty-Dy, this is gonna
be the best summer ever!

And I know we're
gonna be better friends, too.

Okay maggots, line up!

My name is
Ms. Woodrow

and I'm going to
be your instructor.

Now, lifesaving is
a serious profession.

I would like to
hear from each of you

on why you chose
to enroll in this class.

You first!

Hi, my name's Lucki and
I'm a native Californian.

And I thought this would
be a good way to meet guys.

- Cool.
- This is a lifeguard school!

Please tell me
you're in the wrong place.

Uh, no.

Before this gets out of hand,

let me remind you that
this not a dating service.

The beach is hardly a
place for fun and romance.

Ask my ex-husband.

Hi, I'm Ty-Dy and
I'm an aspiring actress,

and I thought
that being a lifeguard

would be a good
part-time job between gigs.

Surprise me.

Uhh, my name's Crucial.

I spend every
summer at the beach,

so I figure I might
as well get paid for it.

You people are pathetic!

Would anyone like to know
why I became a lifeguard?

Uh, no, not really.

- What the--
- Whoa, what was that?

Wow, beauty.

Hope I'm not late.

I had car trouble again.

Maybe I can help you with it.

Don't bother.

You wouldn't have a tool
large enough for the job.

And uh, we took
the last two applications.

And enrollment is limited.

Oh, really?

Well, I drove all
the way out here,

so who's gonna give
up their spot for me?

Wait a minute, I took
an extra one by mistake.

- You can have it.
- Thanks.

We were just
introducing ourselves.

I'm Bodacia, and
I'm from Silicon Valley.

Figures.

I'm a three-time
beauty pageant queen

and I won all events
except congeniality.

And I'm a model, you might
recognize me as Ms. Quickie Lube.

Was that you?

I didn't recognize you
with your clothes on.

I love your work!

I hate to bring this up,

but you don't seem
much like the lifeguard type.

You got me, I'm doing
it for community service.

You see, I just did
this little calendar

with the school's
mascot, the mule.

How was I supposed to know

that take was going to be called
obscene in twenty-seven states?

That was very nice, thank you.

Next!

I'm Derek.

I heard CPR's a
good way to meet girls.

Is it true they're
eternally grateful

if you save their lives?

I wouldn't be.

Hi, my name is
Brock and I'm from Iowa.

I wonder how he is at plowing.

What I really wanna do
is work near the ocean.

By the way, what was that noise?

It's the ocean, and if
you want a tour of the city,

just let me know.

I'd like to see
some of the sights.

Take a picture,
it'll last longer.

Oh, Brock!

He's taken, sorry.

That's enough for today.

Meet back here at 8 AM tomorrow.

Our best summer ever, huh?

Could you hand me that?

Ty-Dy, I'm talking to you.

Listen to this,

"Actress wanted, no
experience necessary.

Must like all kinds of people,

nudity required, and
no inhibition's a must.

Shoots for two
days in Simi Valley."

You auditioned
for them last month,

- it's a porno movie.
- Oh!

Could you help
me with a bathing suit?

Sure, what style
are you looking for?

You know, one
that leaves nothing

to the imagination.

I want to get as
much sun as possible.

I hear you loud and clear.

How about Northern Exposure?

If there were any less
fabric, you'd be nude.

It is tempting,

but I'd really like
something that lifts my cheeks

and separates them.

Then I'd recommend

the Butt Jammer.

Skimpy in the
back, with lots of lift,

but ever so
provocative to the eye.

It looks like two
teeth being flossed.

I never thought of it that way,

but it is one
of our best sellers.

You don't say.

Well, I have sacrificed
comfort for style before.

Let me try it on.

Hey, girls.

Hi?

Derek, Lifeguard School.

Oh, yeah, right.

You said you were interested
in meeting some new guys.

Well, here I am.

You must have misunderstood.

We were talking
about men, not boys.

- Oh.
- Oh, I see.

Could you help
me tie this in the back?

Certainly.

What do you think?

Should I hike it up more?

I'll take it!

Good choice. That'll
be twenty-three even.

Thanks.

Don't forget extra sunblock.

I think I just saw
the face of an angel.

Come again.

Check it out.

Like, hi.

Hello, young ladies.

I wanna introduce myself,
I'm Dek, head lifeguard.

If you ladies ever
have any problems,

just call the lifeguard
tower and I'll be right over.

Actually, I do have a problem.

I don't have a date tonight.

- Lucki!
- Well, he asked.

I'm flattered, but I
think that might be out

of my jurisdiction.

Well, think about it.

I live on PCH.

You could maybe
stop by after work.

I do work kinda late.

Yeah, yeah, and we have
to get up early tomorrow.

We're studying to be lifeguards.

What a coincidence.

I monitor that school.

I'm sure we'll be seeing

a lot of each other this summer.

I'm counting on it.

I live on the corner
of PCH and Heatstroke.

I get off at five.

Okay, I'll think about it.

Bye.

Oh my God, this
one is perfect for me.

What is?

Oh, you'll just try
and discourage me.

It's an open casting
call, I'd better hurry.

I'll see you later tonight.

Take your time.

Don't hurry back, I
may be sitting on Dek.

That bum.

He better show up if he
knows what's good for him.

Hi, Dek. I had
almost given up on you.

I wasn't sure if I
should come or not.

I made you a
drink, I hope you like it.

What is this stuff?

It's my own special blend.

It's tequila, rum,
and passion fruit.

It's 150 proof.

You could strip the
paint off a car with this.

It's also good at
removing inhibitions.

Let's take these clothes
off and go for a dip.

I think skinny dipping

is a little too much
for our first meeting.

You pervert, I didn't say
skinny dipping, we just met.

Maybe after one more drink.

Ready to take that big plunge?

Freeze!

What the...

I got a call back in this movie,

"Pistol
Packing Cheerleader."

It's a docu-drama taken
straight from today's headlines.

Can't you see I have company?

It's all right, I
think I should be going.

You just got here.

I know.

Maybe this wasn't
such a good idea.

Look what you did.

I was about to
ride the big tsunami.

Sure you were.

I need peace and
quiet to rehearse.

And then, in the big finale,

she blows away the entire
Yellow Squad vigilante-style.

I'd pay to see
something like that.

Quiet, people!

Now, line up!

Today is your first
chance to hit the ocean

and get a feel for it.

I can't go in the water,

I just put suntan lotion on.

Get in there!

- It's cold!
- It's wet!

Just rub some on your
body and you'll be fine.

Hey, can I help
you with that, Bodacia?

Get away from me!

Hey, Brock, wanna
join the mile deep club?

Now there's a fifty yard
marker out in the water.

I want you to swim
out to it, then return.

Anyone who takes
longer than one minute

will have to enroll in my
remedial breaststroke class.

Ready, and begin!

Very good, you
all made it in on time.

Hey, where's Ty-Dy?

Help!

Oh my God!

Help!

Mmh!

- Are you all right?
- Yeah, I'll be fine.

Class, I'm appalled!

Someone almost
drowns right in front of you

and only two people
try and rescue her?

We're sorry.

You're darn right
you're a sorry group.

Oh please, I've wrestled
larger toys in the bathtub.

The fact that it
took you three losers

to subdue one
squid speaks for itself.

What's that supposed to mean?

Stop it, you two!

Now, I want the rest
of you to each write

in the sand fifty times,

"Life guarding is
not a spectator sport."

Get to it!

You better be more careful,

you almost bought the farm.

Yeah, thanks guys.

Good work, you two.

You stood tall in
the face of duty.

How do you spell spectator?

- Hey, Lucki.
- What is it?

Listen, I finally
got to find out

what kind of person you are
today and you know what?

I hate teacher's pets.

Get lost!

You're just jealous 'cause

I'm a better swimmer than you.

Sure you are.

You're not better
than me in anything.

I challenge you
to a competition.

You choose the sport.

Fine, how about volleyball?

You're on.

Come on.

Whenever you're ready.

My serve.

Ooh!

Game point.

Oh!

Remember what I said.

You're not better
than me at anything.

Close game.

♪ One, two, put
a hole in you ♪

♪ Three, four, ♪

Okay, everyone,
quiet! I'm here.

Now, listen carefully

because I'm not
gonna say it twice.

This is a cheerleader
with a vengeance.

I wanna see and I want
to feel teenage angst.

First is Dawn Weatherbee.

Alright, you dumb jock,

I'm not the kind of girl who
puts out on the first date.

I'm gonna teach you a lesson.

I brought a real gun.

It kinda helps me
get into character.

You want me to do the scene

where I take out the
rival cheerleading team?

No! No.

Uhh, no. We'll
call if we need you.

Next is Ty-Dy Ducatti.

Hello.

Whenever you're ready.

I'm waiting. Bring
it to life for me.

I'm sorry.

Oh Lucki, what am I gonna do?

I just completely froze.

What if I'm not cut
out to be an actress?

And this was going
to be my biggest part

since I played
basketball in high heels.

This month's issue
of Saucy Magazine

has an article on
the exact same thing.

It says when you
fall off the horse,

you got to get right back on!

Has that worked for you?

I always did like putting
my feet in the stirrups.

But what if I'm not cut
out to be a lifeguard either?

Oh please, not
another flashback!

I'm sorry.

Don't worry, watch,

next time you get in the water,

it'll be like
nothing ever happened.

I hope so.

Look, there she is.

A special kind of girl,

you know, one who's
never heard the expression,

"I want you
for your mind."

Wow, I hear ya.

Would you do her?

Would I do her?

The question is, would I stop?

We need to advantage
of these California babes.

You know, one
hand washes the other.

Yeah.

Take this.

Hey, I saw her first!

Excuse me, Miss.

I'm from out of
town and I'm lost.

Oh, where are you from?

Venice, I mean Venezuela.

Oh, Buenos Nachos.

This is such a coincidence.

I'm studying first year
Spanish at Sea Sun.

You could really help me
with my conversational skills.

- I could?
- Yeah.

Okay, imagine you're a
waiter and I'm your customer.

Now, ask me for my order.

Your burrito's ready.

No, in Español.

I think I hear
my mom calling me.

Dude, I should have thought
this out more carefully.

Man, watch a master at work.

You're still on level one.

I'm ready for the next plateau.

Oop!

- Ooh!
- Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh no, it was my fault.

I should be
watching where I'm going.

I'm just glad you're
not hurt or anything.

No, not at all.

In fact, I feel an obligation
to make it up to you.

How's dinner sound?

That's very sweet,
but you don't have to.

No no, I insist.

How about my
place around midnight?

Clothing is optional.

You pig!

You tripped me on purpose!

There's what I think of dinner.

Good one, dude.

Well, it doesn't
work every time.

I hope you like
your lunch, Brock.

It's

Hey, is there any corn?

I grew up eating corn.

Every Thanksgiving we'd
have corn with cornbread,

corn stuffing, corn syrup.

Sounds yummy.

Hey, guess what
we did for Halloween.

You bobbed for corn on the cob?

No, but that sounds like fun.

What I did is I took the
clothes off the scarecrow

and went trick or
treating in them.

Hey, why don't you take
a bite of this sandwich.

You're much more attractive
when you're not talking.

Oh, what is it?

It's my specialty.

It's liver-flavored
tofu, soybean cheese,

and sprouts in
cauliflower dressing.

Delish, huh?

Yeah, but I'm really
not too hungry right now.

I'm not hungry either.

At least not for food.

Bodacia, what are you doing?

Kiss me, Brock!

Make me see fireworks
like it's the Fourth of July!

Oh!

All right, who the hell
does this belong to?

Oh, uh, hi.

Like, you found our ball.

You better take it
back before I stick it

where the sun don't shine.

Like, hi, Brock.

Hello.

You got your ball, now
get the hell outta here!

Come on Lucki, let's
go get some corn dogs.

- Corn dogs?!
- Where?

Maybe I'll show you how
I take a whole corn dog

in my mouth at once.

Really? I can
do the same thing.

- Lucki?
- Oh, like hi, Dek.

Um, this is my friend
Brock from lifeguard school.

Hey come on, Lucki,

you promised to show me how
you can take the whole thing

in your mouth at once.

This isn't what it looks like.

Don't worry, you don't
owe me an explanation.

What's that supposed to mean?

Nothing.

I was looking for you.

I wanted to apologize for
leaving early the other night,

but uh, I guess you've moved on.

I can't wait to see
how she handles this one.

She hates possessive men.

Honestly, I was just
having lunch with my friends.

But if you wanna find me
later, you know where I am.

You could dip just
about anything in corn

and get me to eat it.

- Really. You gonna eat that?
- Help yourself.

Yeah, I like all kinds of
corn except creamed corn.

Something about mixing it
with milk really ruins it for me.

Yeah, I'll remember that
if I ever fix dinner for you.

How's it hangin', Ty-Dy?

- Huh?
- Oh, I'm fine.

I was wondering,

Lucki seems to have
her share of boyfriends.

- Are you seeing anyone?
- No.

I'm saving myself
for my true love.

I'm a thespian.

Ohhh. I get it, so you and
Lucki are more than friends.

Yeah. Oh
no, not that.

I mean I'm an actress.

My true love is the theater.

Oh, you lost me
there for a minute.

So, is there anyone
special in your life?

No, but someday
I'll meet Mr. Right.

I picture him as a
Hollywood director/producer.

Out on the town every
night, movie premieres,

substance abuse clinics.

Oh, what a life!

So, you don't think
there's a possibility

for a guy like me?

Well, you do remind me of
the cartoon brother I never had.

You could really
give a guy a complex.

I'm calling my parole officer

and giving him a
piece of my mind

of what I think about this
beach community service.

Maybe I can still clean up
manure at the racetrack.

Yeah.

- Oh God, would you just--
- I'm sorry.

Oh, no, no,

it-it was my fault, really.

Maybe you're just
what I'm looking for.

- Oh yeah?
- How's that?

You've had lunch yet?

No, it was a little crowded.

Oh, well, why
don't you share mine?

I have plenty.

I hope you like health food.

Ty-Dy, I have a problem.

Oh Lucki, sometimes
you are so easy to read.

You can't decide between
Brock or Dek, right?

No, actually I was wondering

which bathing suit brought
the highlights out in my hair.

Oh, sorry.

Well, now that you mention
it, I do have a problem.

Two guys, and you
know which one I want?

Um, the sensitive one.

The one that'll
remember your birthday

and bring you flowers and
send you special little notes.

No! Get
outta here!

I want the one Bodacia wants.

Let her have sloppy seconds.

Well, which one does she want?

I don't know,
she's just too fickle.

It's like when
we were in school,

if there were five slices
of apple pie in the cafeteria

and only one slice of peach,
you'd take the peach, right?

Uh,

you lost me, I was
never very good at math.

Which one does she want?

It's not important.

Watch out, tomorrow
it's every man for himself.

Are you
excited? Come on.

You're late again, Bodacia!

Ugh, it was worth it!

I got my parole
reduced by a month.

Tie this in the
back for me, would you?

Hey, don't
bogart those bikini straps, dude.

All right, pay attention!

When I call out your name,

I want each of you to recite
a lesson in beach safety.

And God help you if you
can't come up with one.

Lucki, you go first.

Don't go in the water
right after you eat.

Good. You
next, Crucial.

When you're
swimming and you're tired,

try it doggy style.

That's the dog paddle.

Wha.. I woulda had a
better one if you asked me first.

Bodacia?

Don't go in the water
when it's squid season.

That's right, or
shark season as well.

Your turn, Ty-Dy.

If you find yourself sinking,

grab onto something
that floats, like silicone.

- Good one.
- Go ahead, Derek.

Um, don't
roughhouse in the water.

That's right, and no
roughhousing on the sand either.

- Brock?
- Uh, don't pull a cow's tail

while you're milking it.

I was talking
about beach safety.

Nevermind.

I'd like to see
some jumping jacks.

Ready?
And begin!

Excuse me, Woody.

I asked you not to call me that.

I need to see
one of your students.

They're busy right now,
can you come back later?

This is it.

This'll only take a minute.

Out of my way, you bag of bones.

It's me he wants,
you two-bit slut.

All right, make it quick.

So, Dek, what
is it that you want?

She's confused,
it's me that you want.

He wants me, you piece of trash.

You talk to your
mother with that mouth?

Actually, I came
here to see Derek.

Someone turned your
wallet into the lost and found.

Oh, thanks. I didn't
realize it was missing.

A girl picked it up when
she ran into you rollerblading.

Said she had dinner on your
credit card since you offered,

and uh, she left
her phone number.

Oh, she left me her number?

No, she actually left it for me,

but it's against policy
for me to go out with her.

Too bad though.

Oh. Thanks
for my wallet.

Hey, just doing my job.

Dek, don't you have
something to say to me

- while you're here?
- Yeah, me too.

Uh no, not really.

See, you scared him away
for being so desperate.

Oh, shut up already!

All right, line up,

it's time to get
your lifeguard manuals.

Eleven chapters, everything
from CPR to the proper handling

of nude sunbathers.

This book is your Bible.

Learn it and learn it well!

Hey, Bodacia, now
that I got my wallet back,

do you wanna
go to dinner with me?

When hell freezes over.

Come on, at
least let us cop a feel.

Tell you what, if
I get you guys a date

with one of the
girls in the class,

will you just leave me alone?

But all the other girls
seem to have more scruples

than you do.

What's that supposed to mean?

You're the one who appeared nude

in that calendar last year.

If you knew how many times
I held that up with one hand.

Oh God, you're
gonna make me puke.

Just work with me here, okay?

All right, Ty-Dy,
uh, you got a minute?

Oh wait, I'm trying
to find the chapter

on when squid season is over.

Listen, I have this idea.

Why don't we all get
together for a study session,

you know, to
keep the tension off?

Uh, I don't know.

Yeah, we could
have a cram session.

Yeah, Bodacia's good with that.

Look how far her bathing
suit's crammed up her butt.

Hey, what are
you guys talking about?

We're gonna have a
study session tonight.

- You wanna come?
- Yeah!

Hey, maybe somebody can
explain those big words to me.

Count me in.

Great, thanks for
letting us use your place.

Uh, wait a minute!

See you there.

Lucki, where are you
gonna get money for a party?

I don't know!

Wait a minute, we
could make it a luau,

and I could get decorations
from the bikini shop.

Yeah, and I'll
get the leftover food

from my brother's graduation.

Perfect.

Lucki, this food
isn't thawed yet.

It's completely frozen.

Who cares?

I hope everybody
brings something.

Hey look, I brought some corn.

Thanks.

Anyway, keep
your eye on Bodacia.

I don't want anything stolen.

- Whoa.
- Remember what I told you,

you ask a lot
of stupid questions

and you try to look interested.

- Okay.
- Are those real?

Not me, you ask
them the questions!

Go.

Lucki, where's
the corn I brought?

Oh, it was just so
good we couldn't resist.

Hi, Brock.

Hello.

I was hoping to see you here.

Hey guys, come on,
let's get the party started.

Uhh, Ty-Dy, I was wondering,

what was your first acting job?

That is so nice of you to ask.

Well, you're not
going to believe this,

but I was in the
original "Woodstock."

Really? Aren't you
a little young for that?

Not really.

I was born there. It's
my first screen credit.

You can see it
in the director's cut.

Wow.

Uh, I was on a
television show once.

Huh? No way!

It was "Cops."

I ran from this police car,

but all you saw was my backside.

- Umm!
- So, Ty-Dy,

what's the most recent
part you've auditioned for?

Well, I just read for a part

in "Pretty Hooker:
The Sequel."

Really? I love that
charming Cinderella story.

Yeah, could you
do a scene for us?

- Oh God, no.
- I sure could.

I've been turning
tricks on this corner

for half of my life.

The motel down the street
gives me a discount rate

for the guys that have more
than ten dollars to spend.

I just wish my Prince
Charming would come along.

Thanks for sharing.

I thought that we got together

to study our lifeguard manuals.

Good idea, because I've
only looked at the pages

that have pictures on them.

I got a better idea.

- How about a limbo party?
- Woaah.

Yeah!

- Yeah.
- Let's do it.

See if you guys
can do better than this.

♪ How low
can she go ♪

♪ How low
can she go ♪

♪ How low
can she go ♪

♪ How low
can she go ♪

♪ How low
can she go ♪

♪ How low
can she go ♪

♪ How low
can she go ♪

♪ How low
can she go ♪

♪ How low
can she go ♪

♪ How low
can she go ♪

♪ How low
can she go ♪

♪ How low
can she go ♪

♪ How low
can she go ♪

♪ How low
can she go ♪

♪ How low
can she go ♪

♪ How low
can she go ♪

Okay guys, when I tell you,

you'll lower the bar
and you'll get some.

Yeaaahh.

What? Did I tell
you do that, you idiot?

Did I tell you
to do that? Huh?

You said that if
we got their tops off,

we'd get some action!

Is that what this is all about?

Get the hell out!

Ugh!

Dude.

Are you still angry about
what happened last night?

Only with Bodacia.

Yeah, I'm gonna shove her
overly made-up face deep

in the sand.

And then I'm
going to put my foot

where her bikini wax stops.

Hey, have you forgiven me yet?

Get lost, bozo!

- Coming through.
- What the hell's all this?

Hey, watch it,
don't get in my light.

I'm shooting my
new calendar today.

Twelve Months of
Halloween, yeah right.

Drop dead, you're just
jealous because it's not

your scrawny little
body being photographed.

Look at that vulgar display.

- Oh, who cares?
- No one in their right mind

would buy that calendar anyway.

I wonder when it goes on sale.

Yeah, I'm gonna get
me an advanced copy.

That slut, she'll get hers.

Oh man.

Woah.

Listen to this.

I've decided to
write a play for myself.

I'm going to play Sandos,
the hippy babysitter.

That's so five minutes ago.

What do you know
about the sixties?

Well, that's
the idea, it's retro.

Oh, hold that thought.

I see a customer.

Can I help you with that?

Yeah, where's the dressing room?

Over there.

Lucki, I didn't know this was

the seedy little bikini
shop you worked in.

Bodacia, what
the hell do you want?

I'm looking for a new
bikini for my calendar.

I'd like to see something
cheap and really slutty.

Yeah, well, the
mirror's over there.

You think you're
really funny, don't you?

Well, never mind,
I'll find one myself.

Hey Ty-Dy, get a load of this.

The owner of the
bikini shop is in the back.

He's looking for a spokes model

for his new summer
line of swimwear.

Oh hey, what
a great opportunity.

I wonder who
the lucky girl will be?

Just trying something on.

Hey!

I understand you're
looking for a new spokes model.

Actually, I was just--

Don't speak, just
take a look at these.

I really think you're making
some sort of mistake here.

No, wait, wait, wait.

There's more, there's more,
there's more, there's more.

Take a look at this.

Hey Bodacia, are
you okay in there?

Everything's just fine.

So, what do you think?

Do I get the job or what?

- You're insane.
- What job?

You are the owner of
this bikini shop, right?

What are you talking about?

I'm just trying
on this bathing suit.

Oh my God!

Oh my God.

I thought you said that
the owner of the shop

was in the back!

You must have misunderstood,

he's in the
back parking his limo.

Are you gonna
buy that suit or what?

No! I wouldn't be caught dead
in anything from this store!

I'll take it.

Now, pay attention!

I hope you've all been
reading your manuals.

Today we're going to be
learning "Chapter Five: CPR."

Yes! Giving babes
mouth to mouth!

Oh God, I'd rather be a hooker

at a Star Trek Convention.

- Any volunteers?
- Huh?

Brock, you come up here!

This isn't gonna
hurt, now is it?

Only if we're lucky.

Now, lay down to
simulate a possible drowning.

Who wants to
come and revive him?

- Oh, me!
- Out of my way, sea hag!

Lucki, you try.

We can all learn
from your mistakes.

Ha-ha, Bodacia.

What do I do?

You check for
any signs of blockage.

Watch out, she's gonna
try and steal your wallet.

- Not in his shorts!
- Check his throat.

Oh, sorry.

I smell corn.

I just had lunch.

Does anyone
have like a breath mint?

Must I do everything myself?

Stand back and let a
professional show you how it's done.

First, you block
the nasal passage.

This gives you a
direct route of breathing.

- Stop shoving!
- Shut up already!

Girls!

Pay attention for once!

Now, does anyone
know what is next?

You ask them if they
have medical insurance.

No!

Then you take a deep breath

and prepare to
blow it into his lungs.

Now, watch and learn!

Wow, it really works.

- Any questions?
- Where am I?

Class dismissed.

Oh, hey everybody,
my new play opens tonight.

It's called "Don't Tell Mom
the Babysitter's on Acid.'

I hope you all can make it!

You'll be able to come,
won't you, Ms. Woodrow?

Yeah, right.

What's going on?

Hey guys, come on now.

Whoa, thanks for bringing me.

I've never been
to live theater before,

except our barnyard musicals.

Hey, ask what character I play.

- Uh, a scarecrow?
- You're right.

Hey, watch this.

Mr. Rooster, what do you
have to crow about today?

Okay, that's plenty, thanks.

I wonder where Ty-Dy is.

Hey, guys.

I'm so glad you could make it.

Like, who are all these
people in the audience?

Oh, I called all these
important magazines,

like The Reporter, so
they could review my show.

That's how you get to Broadway.

Hi, I'm here from the
Marijuana Growers Weekly.

Thanks for coming.

I guess you got
the right audience.

Oh, I am so nervous.

I hope everybody likes it.

- Hi, Ty-Dy.
- Oh hi, Mom!

Ooh, I'm so excited for you.

I'm just sorry your brother
Butterfly couldn't be here.

Aw, that's okay.

Mom, I want you
to meet my friends.

This is Lucki and Brock.

Nice to meet you.

Do you like my costume?

Oh, it's perfect!

Did you know
that your babysitter

actually dropped acid once
while she was taking care of you?

No way. That
is like too radical.

It's true!

I like to think it's one reason

why you grew up the way you did.

Wow, that puts a whole
new light on my character.

Well, I'll see you inside.

- Break a leg.
- Thanks.

Good luck,
Ty-Dy, you'll need it.

Wait a minute, I'm not ready.

- What's my motivation?
- Not to upstage me.

All right, Lisa.

Now, you behave yourself
when the new babysitter gets here.

I'm old enough to
not to need a babysitter.

Just shut up and don't
embarrass me in front of her!

Like, hi.

I'm Sandos, your babysitter.

Wow,
what's going on, man?

You're late.

Now, let's go over a few rules.

- No problem.
- You got any munchies?

I'm sure we do.

Now, no boys over here tonight,

no loud music, and
no destructive games.

Got it, man.

I'm gonna be home at midnight.

You be a good little girl.

Bye, Mommy.

- Peace.
- What happened to the light?

What
happened to the light?

Dude, I've got a
gnarly headache.

What's supposed to be happening?

I think it
symbolizes a bad trip.

Shh!

All right, man!

Are you ready to
play some games?

I wanna hear a scary story,

like the one
about the babysitter

and the maniac who keeps
calling her from inside the house.

Stop ab-libbing.

No, we're going
to be butterflies.

Okay, first we're caterpillars,

and now we're
spinning our cocoons

and we're becoming
beautiful butterflies.

Now, we're ready to break
out of our cocoons and fly.

I don't feel like I'm flying.

Funny, I do.

Oh, poor Ty-Dy,
this really bites.

Someone
help her up, dude.

What was that all about?

Oh, there will be a
five-minute intermission.

Do that again.

- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I just couldn't see

the edge of the
stage, it was so smoky.

What else could go wrong?

Ty-Dy, the actor playing
your boyfriend just called.

He got picked up
on all his warrants,

he can't make it here tonight.

Oh my God, what am I gonna do?

All these people came
to see my big opening.

He's in the next scene.

Hey, how come your dressing
room's larger than mine?

I'm calling my agent.

Hey you, shut up!

I was in a
barnyard musical once.

Oh, that's more
than enough experience.

Here, follow me.

Hey, what are you doing?

Um, um,

just try to stall everybody
and sell some of these.

Munchies, anyone?

We're ready for the second act.

Good, I hope it's a short one.

Come in.

Uh, I'm here.

It's about time.

- Uh...
- groovy.

What a great actor.

He really looks stoned.

That's my daughter up there.

Oh, you must be so proud.

Ooh, thank you.

Are you on antacid again?

That's acid.

Uh, yeah, I am.

Let's lose our
inhibitions together.

- What are you doing?
- That's my boyfriend.

I'm home early.

Oh my God, what
is going on here?

Mommy, the babysitter
baked the dog in the oven.

What have you got to say
for yourself, young lady?

Hey, I'm tripping.

- Thank God it's over.
- At least we go some pot.

Wanna go back to my
place and see my etchings?

Well, I haven't
heard that line in years.

I could never
thank you enough, Brock.

You really were
a lifesaver tonight.

You're welcome.

You know, Ty-Dy, you're really
kinda different than your friends,

Lucki and Bodacia.

Oh well, only one
of them is my friend,

but how am I different?

Well, you kinda remind me
of those girls from back home.

You're not in such a
hurry to get a guy into bed.

Oh, you know, Brock,

Lucki and I have an agreement

that if one of us is
already seeing a guy,

that the other one
doesn't go after him.

Well, I'm not
seeing her right now.

I was hoping you'd say that.

You should have
seen it, it really sucked.

First, she fell
into the audience

and then she was making
out on stage with my boyfriend.

Whoa, I'm really
sorry I missed it now.

Don't forget I like extra
mustard on my corn dog.

Okay, I'll be right back.

- Hey, guys.
- Hi.

Smile if you had
some last night.

Hey, I bought just one.

I thought we could share it.

Oh my God, it's
worse than I thought.

What happened here?

Don't even bother asking.

Today we're going to learn
"Chapter Seven: Teamwork."

Teamwork, yeah right.

Lucki, shut up!

Now, I'm going to
assign you to work in pairs

at lifeguard
stations along the shore.

This will be your temporary duty

during which time you will
act like full-fledged lifeguards.

Yes, can we give babes
mouth to mouth if necessary?

Yes, but you're on your
own if they fight back!

Cool!

Now, choose your
team partners now

or one will be assigned to you.

That's the easy part.

Thanks a lot for
stealing my boyfriend.

Since when did he
become your boyfriend?

Since you started chasing him.

Oh Lucki, grow up!

You can have all the
rotten apples you want.

I just happen to have
taken the last peach.

Show business
sure has changed you.

I thought you were my friend.

Ew!

So, when she fell off the stage,

did she land on anyone?

Oh, who cares?

What a lousy summer
this is turning into.

If Ty-Dy gets Brock
and Bodacia gets Dek,

who does that leave me with?

Where am I gonna find
a guy to hang out with?

Who do I call when I'm horny?

Maybe you're just
overlooking the obvious.

Stop pointing to
yourself so much.

Do you think what
she did was right?

Well, think about that guy.

He can't carry on a
conversation unless it's about corn.

She'll tire of him
before the week,

hell, before the day is over.

Then you'll have him back.

I don't want him.

Then, what's the problem?

I don't want her to have him.

Augh! She
makes me so mad!

So, are we doing your
play again tonight?

No, it was one performance only.

Too bad, I was really
getting into character.

Yunno, next time
I'll remember to knock

before you say come in.

That would be a good idea.

Hey, you wanna
do something later?

Sure, like what?

Well, you know, I hear
there's this corn husking contest

down at the local
country western bar.

I don't know, it
sounds kinda dull.

Well, how do you know
if you've never tried it?

Lifeguard, I need CPR!

Call 911.

Someone help me!

Help! Help!

Help! Help!

Help!

Help!

Oh my God, what do we do now?

Mouth to mouth,
we learned it already.

- What happened?
- Where am I?

It's all right,
you're gonna be okay.

You saved my life.

All in a day's work.

Wait a minute, you're
that guy that tripped me

when I was rollerblading.

- I oughta--
- Hey, watch it,

I just saved your life.

Then I guess we've even?

So we can be friends now?

I guess you didn't get
your credit card bill yet.

- Friends?
- Friends.

Hi, Lucki.

I'm busy with the
new shipment of thongs,

what do you want?

I'm really sorry
about last night.

I hope it doesn't come
between us as friends.

I guess I just got all
wrapped up in my show.

Wrapped up my
boyfriend is more accurate.

I know, he was your date

and I had no right
to go out with him.

It's very adult of you.

What made you
come to your senses?

About an hour and a
half of hearing about

a corn husking festival.

He's all yours.

I've made other plans.

What do you think of this one?

Oh, that looks nice.

I'm helping Dek pick a new
swimsuit for lifeguard duty.

It's just one of
the perks of the job.

So I see.

All right, enough peeking!

Oh Dek, let me help
you with the next one!

Watch the counter, will you?

Lucki, what are you doing?

Don't tease me,

I've wanted you since
the first day you came by.

This is hardly the place.

Don't worry, I've got
everything taken care of.

What if somebody walks in on us?

Did you feel that aftershock?

As you know, this class
comes to an end next week!

There are only enough
positions on the lifeguard staff

to accommodate half of you.

If the decision were up to me,

none of you would be on it!

What do you mean?

I saved someone's
life yesterday.

Don't interrupt me
when I'm speaking!

As I said, the
decision is not up to me.

Well, is it, like, up to Dek?

Because if it is, then there
should be a slot for me.

What's that supposed to mean?

Actually, it's not
up to me either.

Oh, too bad.

Every year we have a
three-part competition

to select the next
group of lifeguards.

The winners get the job,

the losers get to pursue
other pointless careers,

such as mud wrestling
or working in a bikini shop.

Hey, I work in a bikini shop!

Yeah, and I used to mud wrestle!

Then you won't be
disappointed when you lose.

The first part of
the competition

is a fundraiser for charity.

Whichever team brings in the
most money wins that event!

Hey, Bodacia,

maybe you could sell
some copies of your calendar.

Oh God, and give
the proceeds to charity?

You've got to be kidding me.

The second event
is beach conservation.

Each team will determine
a problem that they see

and then they're gonna
go about improving it.

- Conservation?
- I don't get it.

You know, like if birds
are eating your corn,

you put up a scarecrow.

Oh, okay, now I understand.

The final event is
the obstacle course.

The two teams compete
head to head against each other

to decide the winner.

The obstacle course
is the most grueling

of all the events.

There's a possibility
one of your teams

may not reach the finish line.

That's right, but the
winning team captain

gets to take home
the victory medal.

Oh my God, that's it!

I can be photographed
with that medal

for the cover of
my new calendar.

I can see it now,

"Twelve Months of
Bodacia: Queen of the Beach."

Ugh, I'm gonna be sick.

Besides the medal, the
winner will work alongside me

throughout the
rest of the summer.

Oh, I'm feeling better.

So, who wants to be
the two team captains?

You're wasting your time!

Shut up, you beach hoe!

Okay, Lucki and Bodacia.

The competition starts
one week from today,

so choose your team members now!

Um,

we're gonna be
called Bikini Wax.

Oh, and Bodacia, good luck.

Well, we're going to
be called The Tidal Waves

and we're going to mop the
coastline with your bleached--

Knock it off, you two!

Honestly, if I can't qualify
for job-related stress,

then who can?

Okay, go for that one, bonehead!

Nice try, not!

Aren't you
worried she's gonna win?

You know how good
she is at volleyball.

Yeah, I already bet
five bucks on their team.

Thanks for the
vote of confidence,

but I have a secret weapon.

Dek's coming by later,

and I have ways of prying
information out of him.

Gnarly.

The hell with
sportsmanship and fair play.

I want that medal right
here where it belongs now!

Could I get another look
where you want that medal?

Knock it off, you pervert,
and just pay attention.

We have just three events

and we can't afford to
lose more than one.

I've already taken the liberty

of deciding on our fundraiser.

Hey, maybe we could have
people bob for corn on the cob

and charge admission.

Oh, get a clue.

No, we're going to organize
an organic food booth.

I'm sure the beachgoers
will love health food.

Hey, you're not gonna
make that same food

that you tried to feed
me the other day, are you?

Yes, much more.

With any luck,

stupid Ty-Dy is gonna
do some performance art.

Yeah, but what about
the conservation event?

Oh yeah, so let's see.

We're gonna have to think
of something really preachy

and self-righteous.

That way people can pretend
that they really care about it

and give it a lot of lip
service and do nothing about it.

Oh!
Oh, yuck!

Will you look at this?

- What is that?
- Oh God.

It's a fish
covered in crude oil.

It's disgusting,
it's vile, it's...

Wait, it's just what we need.

It is?

This could be
our conservation event.

Cleaning off sea
life from oil spills.

Oh my God, am
I a genius or what?

- What?
- I am gonna find out

who cleans off this oil

and that medal is
as good as mine, hah!

Ew.

Oh Lucki, please?

Just one encore performance,

of "Don't Tell Mom
the Babysitter's on Acid?"

It would be the
perfect fundraiser.

A thousand times no!

I wanna win this competition.

Gotta come up
with something better.

- Can you help me here?
- In a minute.

I just need a hand.

In a second.

That's it!
Hands Across Lucki!

Guys can pay five dollars each
to put their hands across my body.

Oh, I can't wait until
they reach the equator.

- That's disgusting.
- Thanks.

What was it that you needed?

I was looking for the
smallest legal bathing suit

that you have.

I wanna get an all-over tan
without getting arrested.

That's it! The
answer to our prayers!

Honey, you can have anything
you want on the house.

- Gee, thanks!
- You crazy woman.

- Lucki, what are you doing?
- Have you lost your mind?

She just gave us the idea
we've been looking for.

What? Giving
away bikinis for free?

Trust me on this.

If Crucial comes up with
a good conservation event,

we've got the
competition cinched.

Stop it,
Lucki! Stop it!

Oh please, just one hint.

I'm not gonna tell you
what's on the obstacle course.

Just one clue.

If there's swimming
on the obstacle course,

then roll your
head around like this.

And if there's mouth to mouth,

then pat your head with one hand

and your stomach with the other.

This is ridiculous.

Oh please?

You don't want Bodacia
to win and work with you.

Come on, you know
I wanna see you win,

but the decision is based
on who's the most qualified

for the job, not
who gives the best--

I get the idea.

I just have to win,
it's a personal vendetta.

So, what happened
to chasing Mr. Cornfed?

Maybe something
better came along.

Wait a minute, your psycho
roommate's not around, is she?

Don't worry, she's
gone for the night.

The water's fine, let's dive in.

Cut out the noise, c'mon.

- Quite a turnout this year!
- I'll say.

I've never seen two teams
more anxious to win before either.

Toss it here!

Step right up and
get the healthiest food

that you've ever
had in your whole life!

It's a taste sensation,

and all the
proceeds go to charity.

Uh, what's in this?

Oh, it's scrumptious.

It's a seaweed, carob,
and wheat paste shake.

Uhh, it doesn't sound very good.

Oh no, no, no, you
couldn't be more wrong.

Look, why don't you try some

and show them
what they're missing.

I'm not thirsty, really.

Drink it!

It's delicious, really.

See? So, who's
man enough to buy one?

- Not me.
- Go out there

and pretend you're a customer.

- What?
- You heard me, do it!

I'd to try one of
those drinks, young lady.

See, this weakling here

would like to try my
delicious health drink

and become big and strong,
just like you all should, yeah?

So, drink it all down.

Do I get a kiss first?

No, but you get a belt
in the mouth if you don't.

See? Don't you just
feel healthier already?

I was wondering,
do you drink this stuff?

I sure do,

every day.

If you look like that,
make mine a double.

Now we're
talking! Here you go.

Attention people!

Step right up to the smallest
legal bathing suit contest!

Bathing suits so small
you won't believe your eyes!

Smaller than
you've ever imagined.

It's not for the weak at heart,

so step right up,
tickets are going fast.

- Come on, let's go.
- Oh man, we cannot miss this.

Hey, hurry, hurry!

- I don't feel so good.
- Yeah, me neither.

Shut up, can't you see
we lost all our business?

I think I need to lie down.

Just do what you want,

but be ready for the
next event, you got that?

I'm gonna put a
stop to this right now.

Hey, bring us back
some pictures of the winner!

So, what do you
think of our contestants?

Merciful heavens!

Work
it, girl! Yeah!

Give me the microphone!

All right, who's in charge here?

Uh, I am.

Well, we received
an anonymous tip

that there was a smallest
legal bathing suit contest.

Is that true?

Actually, it's the
teeny-weenie bikini contest,

but I thought I saw a couple
over there doing the Lambada,

isn't that the forbidden dance?

Cut the crap.

Now, proceed as you were.

We will arrest anyone
who has a bathing suit

that is smaller
than the law allows.

And I hope no one in this
audience is drinking beer.

Uh...

Stall them.

Is there a Seymour Butts here?

Come on everyone,
I wanna Seymour Butts!

- Hey, hey, hey, you!
- Yeah, you too.

Give it. Come on,
come on, come on.

Let's go! Now!

I just don't understand it.

Who would be so spiteful
to call the cops on us?

I mean, what two-bit, conniving,

lowlife would wanna ruin a
harmless fundraising event

like this one?

- Turn around.
- Bodacia! I smell a rat!

Go ahead with
your little contest.

It'll just be more
official this way.

I'll get you for this!

All the girls on stage
are wearing bathing suits

from my bikini shop.

Oh, and by he way, officer,

she was sunbathing
topless the other day.

Isn't that a parole violation?

What? I never
sunbathe topless.

- Excuse me?
- You do in my dreams.

Let's get started.

Contestant number one, Ginger.

She is wearing the Eager Beaver.

Oh ho, butt
floss. Disqualified!

Young lady, what
would your mother think?

Oh, sorry about that, Ginger.

Our second contestant is Josie.

Doesn't she look
smart in Big Assets?

Oh ho, camel
toes. Disqualified!

Arrest her.

- You too, let's go.
- Come on, over here.

I guess you should have
done your research first.

Uh, next we have Heidi,

and she's modeling our
new suit called Double Vision.

That is smaller
than your bikini wax!

- Disqualified!
- All right.

- Aw.
- Sorry about that, girls.

We'll post your bail.

Oh, and next we have--

No, no no.

What are we gonna do now?

I'd like to be a
last minute contestant.

- What?
- You heard me.

You see, unlike the others,

my bathing suit is the
smallest allowed by law.

So, what do you think, guys?

Never less than a
half an inch wide.

Perfectly legal.

- Hey, watch it!
- Sorry.

Yeah, let's hear it
for Bovina the beach hoe!

- What?
- That is Bodacia.

And be sure to look for my
calendar out later this fall.

So, am I the winner or what?

Actually, the
winner is determined

by whichever team brought
in the most money for charity.

Your health food
booth earned six dollars.

The bikini contest earned $240,

so the winner of
the first round goes

to Lucki's team, Bikini Wax.

- Oh my God!
- What?

- Congratulations.
- Thank you!

- I want a recount!
- Yeah, well,

we won and you're a dumb slut.

You are really gonna get it.

I can see why you
didn't win in congeniality.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Come on, girls, break it up.

Save your energy
for the next event.

- Let's go.
- You wait here,

I'll go get the paddy wagon.

Isn't there any way out of this?

I'd do anything
not to go to jail.

- Yeah, you tell him, Ginger.
- Come on.

- I don't feel so hot.
- Me neither.

Shut up!

I hope you researched this well.

No problem. We'll
win it hands down.

Well, are you gonna
tell us what you made yet?

No, I want you to be
surprised like everyone else.

I don't like the sound of that.

Beach conservation
is important to all of us.

Every year, our water
becomes more polluted

and our shores
more covered with litter.

Something has to be done
to save our planet, damn it!

Okay, could you explain
what we have here?

Certainly.

What we have here,

these fish were pulled out of
the ocean just moments ago,

hopelessly covered in crude oil.

We are cleaning them and
giving them a new lease on life.

- With a kitchen brush?
- Mine's a toilet brush.

It's not their fault
that they're the victims

of an oil spill.

They're God's creatures too.

Ow! God, get this
dumb thing off me!

Get it off!

Now I see that
as the perfect photo

for the cover of your calendar.

You go to hell!

Oh God!

Come on, show us what you made.

Okay, I know
you're gonna love it.

Oh my God, what is it?

It's a collage of marine life.

See, there's shells,
shells here, and--

Oh my God, you moron!

It's starfish! You glued it to
the board, it's still alive!

Yeah, and this thing over
here's still moving too.

Help me!

Didn't you know
it was still alive?

I thought so when I
was gluing it together,

but then I figured I
was just hallucinating.

We can't show this,
it's cruelty to animals.

If we don't think
of something quick

we're gonna lose this event.

Okay, let's see what
the next team has to offer.

Could we have a minute?

Our exhibit crawled away.

It did what?

- We made this and--
- Our entry for

the beach conservation
event is this performance art.

Oh no, anything but that.

Oh yes, now we've got it won.

I am an oyster opening
my shell for a grain of sand

so that I can make a pearl.

Won't somebody
please take my pearl

and make a beautiful necklace.

Oh God, we're sunk.

Thank you, that was fine.

But I'm not done yet.

Oh yes, you are, and the
winner of the second event

is Bodacia's team, Tidal Waves.

- Yeah!
- Yes!

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

One more to go.

I thought I told you
no performance art.

It's like public access
television without a camera.

Well, I thought I
did a really good job,

especially considering it
was only a cold reading.

I wonder if there were any
Hollywood agents in the crowd.

Well, I liked it,
especially the part where--

Shut up!

Okay people,
line up by the water.

Our final event, the
obstacle course, is next.

You two better be ready to swim

like you've never swam before.

Don't worry, Lucki,
we won't let you down.

Hey, you think I have
time for a quick beer?

All right, line up!

- The new teams.
- This is it,

- I can taste victory already.
- I think I need to lay down.

Yeah, I need to
get to a hospital.

Will you two knock it
off, you big crybabies?

Hey, Ty-Dy, we washed
the squid off earlier

and put it back in
the ocean just for you.

You shut up, sea hag.

Okay, okay, ladies, listen up.

This is it, this is
the obstacle course.

You're gonna run to a
marker down the shore,

you're gonna swim out to
a point posted in the water

and you're gonna
return right back here

to the starting point.

The first teammate to return

will win the event
and the competition.

Then, let's do it!

Just a minute!

You must follow your
lifeguard manuals completely,

or you will result in
immediate disqualification.

That's true.

This is the final event,
it's the tie breaker,

so wish each other luck.

- Eat my dust.
- Lick my shorts.

And begin!

Oh, I think I need to
have my stomach pumped.

What's the matter?

I had a really
rancid drink earlier

and I feel like I'm dying.

You'll be all right.

Come on, let's
get into the water.

I don't think I can make it.

- Go on without us.
- The hell I will!

Come on, let's go,
let's get in there now!

Hey, come on,
you guys, let's go!

Stop wasting time,
they're gonna win!

- This is a dilemma.
- What's a girl to do?

Looks like we got a winner.

Yeah, I knew it would be me.

Just give me my medal,

I have a photo session waiting.

Stop!

Wait, here comes the other team.

Wait!

What happened here?

They were
passed out in the water.

We couldn't just leave
them there to drown!

But they're not
even on your team.

We know. Bodacia
just let them there.

Yeah, Ty-Dy gave me
CPR and saved my life.

You mean you people
actually learned something?

Watch this!

He just touched me in a place

where I've never
been touched before.

You mean to tell me

that you just left your
teammates down there to drown?

Yeah, what's the problem here?

You were supposed to
follow some very basic rules,

and you forgot the
most important one,

life guarding is
not a spectator sport!

- You're disqualified!
- What?

The winner of today's
competition is Lucki's team,

Bikini Wax!

Oh my God!

You like me, you really like me!

I've got
something for you later.

Oh man, I've got a date tonight!

Poor baby, let me
nurse you back to health.

Yeah, and I got one too.

You see, Lucki?

I knew you could do it
without any help from me.

And look at all
these fringe benefits.

I think I need to see a doctor,

but I got a great
idea for a new play.

We could call it "The
Scarecrow and the Oyster."

Oh, that is brilliant!

Wait a second!

You mean to tell me
that everybody here

has got a happy
ending, what about me?

You are going
to write in the sand,

"Lifeguarding is not a
spectator sport," 5,000 times!

- Yeah?
- Make me.

Thanks to you, I've
been throwing up all day.

And you, you
almost got us arrested!

And our beer got confiscated.

Let's go beat
the hell out of her!

- Yeah!
- Uh-oh!

♪ Oh yeah ♪

♪ Some days
can scare the dead ♪

♪ Some nights
tying on my head ♪

♪ Looking back at
another empty day ♪

♪ Like a tidal
wave across the sea ♪

♪ Love comes
crashing down on me ♪

♪ Baby, please
don't ever go away ♪

♪ Looking for love
along the beach ♪

♪ It seems like
now it's in my reach ♪

♪ Don't rescue
me from your love ♪

♪ Although you're
in the sea of love ♪

♪ And you're the
one I'm thinking of ♪

♪ You carry me
across every wave ♪

♪ I've never felt
like this before ♪

♪ I'm feeling like a
victim on the shore ♪

♪ I'm the girl that
only you can save ♪

♪ Looking for love
along the beach ♪

♪ It seems like
now it's in my reach ♪

♪ Don't rescue
me from your love ♪

♪ Don't rescue
me from your love ♪

♪ Don't rescue me,
baby, from your love ♪

♪ Looking for love
along the beach ♪

♪ It seems like
now it's in my reach ♪

♪ Don't rescue
me from your love ♪

♪ Come to me
and take my hand ♪

♪ Walk along
the summer sand ♪

♪ Don't rescue
me from your love ♪

♪ Looking for love
along the beach ♪

♪ It seems like
now it's in my reach ♪

♪ Don't rescue
me from your love ♪

♪ Come to me
and take my hand ♪

♪ Walk along
the summer sand ♪

♪ Don't rescue
me from your love ♪