All language subtitles for The.Real.Housewives.Ultimate.Girls.TripS01E4

Oh,

it's already done.

We were just going through it. Oh,
wonderful. I'd love to hear it. So we're

going to be serving breakfast in about
20 minutes. Okay.

The art of flirting

is almost extinct.

And I love the fact that Michael has
polished his art.

11 o 'clock, the taxis are coming.
They're going to take us out to the

And we have little land tours in these
cute little...

Fun. Yeah, okay.

And then we have a special sushi chef.
Let the games begin.

There we go.

You know, it's great to have somebody to
speak French with because my French is

getting rusty and who doesn't love to
flirt?

Are you

married? I am married, yeah. Yeah, and I
just saw your wedding band. I'm

married. I didn't know he was married.

Housewives in the island, baby.

So let the party start.

Them women beautiful as ever.

This time it's hard, boy. Are you ready?

Are you ready?

Feel it. Can you feel the island fever?

Feel it, ma.

Fever.

jump on your bed because we're having
breakfast.

Oh, we're having breakfast?

We're having breakfast. Look at the lady
of leisure.

Yeah, come in.

Knock, knock.

Come in, come in, come in. Hi. Good
morning.

Do you want to go for a walk or
anything?

You look pretty. I love that color on
you. Oh, thank you. Oh, cards. Let me

the cards. Yeah. Oh, my God. I know you
were sleeping. I didn't want to bother

you. I know. I always sleep. I need to
find out who was playing music in my

speakers last night. Oh, probably
Ramona. She's the queen of putting the

last. No, I don't think this. This was
not her kind of music. No? No, it was

all, like, rap.

So you put it by your bed, and the first
thing you do is wake up and be the

teacher. Yeah. Like, I just wanted to
show you.

So this is, like, the first one he gave
me. Oh, my God. Look at how pretty all

the kids are.

This is the second one. Oh, my God.

The person who loves you more than
anyone else in the universe.

XOXO. This is the third one.

I feel like Ramona's kind of lonely, and
I feel bad for her. I would love a man

to write me love letters every day that
I was gone. I think Ramona needs some

vitamin D in her life. I think that'll
definitely mellow her out.

This is day four.

Oh, little cute little cats.

Oh.

You give me the chills all over. I want
to cuddle with you forever.

Okay, this is so, so beautiful. You are
one lucky girl. And then I have day

five, six. I love it. I love it. It is
just so, so special.

What are you wearing today?

That's a good question. I was actually
going to go see everything right now.

No, no. Shirt rush? No.

I've gotten to know you. I think
you're...

beautiful person inside and out. I think
you have so much love to give.

I know you're going to find it. I know
you are.

And I want to give energy. I hope so.
Give me that energy. You're going to

your love because I did. I never
thought.

No, this is what you're funny. I don't
think you even had to judge.

No, I didn't. And I just want you to
know you're special and you're going to

find the love of your life. I'm ready
for that. For you, Luann, and Kenya.

I actually did put it out in the
universe. So I'd like a man in his 50s.

Someone who's semi -retired. Someone who
doesn't hold a grudge. Someone who

makes me laugh. Someone whose children
are older.

A partner.

Let me get Ramona down here.

People coming to like for a reason.

I think John.

You know, I really like this guy too.

Church and cake.

Ladies. You know what, but maybe you
should let him know.

Just be like, you know, how come you're
not with someone.

And see what he says.

You're doing the right thing. Take it
slow.

Yeah. He should come to you. But I can
live anywhere.

Right. I'll have to bring that up in a
conversation. I can live anywhere. Yes.

So just let, I would put it out there
somewhere. Actually, you know what I say

now? I go, where do you live? I go, I'm
not really sure where I live right now.

All right. That's good.

Girls, breakfast, because we're leaving.
Let's go.

Leaving? I don't have time to work out.

Bam. 11 o 'clock, we need to be out. I
know. That's why I'm trying to rush

everybody along. It's already, what time
is it? 10?

Keep pictures of your boyfriend in your
post -its. I miss him.

No kidding.

He's taking a picture of a hammock last
night with his big smile. He goes, Louie

loves hammocks. And I'm like, no.

I had a conversation with my guy in
Tulum this morning. What were you guys

talking about?

He's coming in May to the Hamptons.

Oh. I've always wanted to have a Latin
lover, and now I have one. And we see

each other when we see each other.

There's no strings attached, and it's
easy breezy. I think it's important that

people enjoy their sexuality and have
sex, because I think it's very good for

the soul.

So I'd love to take him to, like, some
sort of exotic, something, like, really

swanky, sexy.

Want to see your show?

He hasn't seen my show because of COVID.

Did you guys get to see her in Chicago?
She looked like she just transformed.

That's a lot.

NeNe did it on our show. Yeah. And Candy
did it. And we got some talent in

Atlanta. I know.

On Broadway.

Yeah. They asked me to play Mama Morton.
I mean, and now that you brought up

NeNe, do you guys still talk?

Not really.

I just don't enjoy talking about it, and
I get asked about it all the time.

I will always have love and respect for
her. No, is that her? But I'm fine with

not being friends with her.

What I've learned with my relationship
with Nene is that communication is key.

Last night, for my bail -e -queue.

Yes.

What are you doing?

I just went to my feed -off. With Kenya,
you know, the energy seems weird. Like,

I don't really know what's going on.
That's tough. You know, I... Survive

I don't know if I can survive Nene and
Kenya now. That's a lot. I think it

reminds me of you and Nene with me and
Jacqueline. And me and Jacqueline were

really close. Like, we were friends
before the show.

I mean, I'm the most loving person there
is.

You know? I mean... Quit when you're
ahead.

Jacqueline, tell her this. I've known
her nine years. I would have never

her, and she crossed me.

Somebody could have been putting that
story out, and they did, about the jail

thing. But can you understand how was I
going to know better?

I can't. You put it in a tabloid. You
were going through legal issues. I never

asked you a question.

Mine wasn't a criminal case.

I wouldn't file a fraudulent bankruptcy
like you did. See, that's just a low

blow. That was it. And I was so
heartbroken. It was really hard for me

with that because it was like... No, I
was so hurt. Devastating. Yeah. I really

was. Like, I was really hurt. I
literally talked to Nini probably 30

day, every day. Yeah, being hurt, too.
We just had... Yeah, we used to talk for

hours. Yeah. And I'm like, I don't
understand why.

The biggest problem in these friendships
in reality television is some of these

women care more about what the audience
thinks than what their friends think.

The show does put pressure on you, but
if you allow it to put pressure on you.

So if a relationship goes sour, it's not
the show's fault. It ends up exposing

people that are really not there for
you.

She brought up my legal stuff.

A true friend would have never brought
that up on national TV, right? It's not

your real friend. She's my best friend.

You're close to Erica, right?

And if she tells you, don't bring up my
legal stuff, you're not going to bring

up her legal stuff on TV, are you?

No, but the thing is, they know that
she's going through that. That's coming

no matter what. So then I ask questions
that I know will give her a chance to

explain her side. You know what I mean?
This is a great topic. I love this topic

because we know it's out there in the
papers, right? So how much can we guard

our friend?

I know it's coming. It was so bad. I
know the red dots on my head, and it's a

terrible feeling. At least you know it's
coming.

At least you know it's coming instead of
just getting your head blown off and

you didn't even know. Well, like I did
with Bethany. She showed me a picture on

camera that I was not expecting that my
husband was kissing somebody else. I

remember that. It was terrible.

I think I'm going to throw up.

And then it's Wednesday night.

That's whatever you want to know. So
you're saying that Bethany should have

you first, like, hey, I have this,
obviously.

It broke my heart. She's your best
friend, yeah.

Well, she claims to be my friend. That's
not a problem.

Bethany's agenda has always been to have
the spotlight on her. It was really

more about her than it was about me. I'm
glad that...

Bethany showed me the picture, but I'm
not happy that she showed me on camera

because it was a very tough thing to go
through the whole world. You would have

never done that.

I'm not doing this.

Never.

This is your husband. I was at your
wedding. I know. I know.

Because you're a good human. Good humans
don't do that stuff. I don't care if

it's for the sake of television. Good
humans don't do that.

Is everyone ready to explore the island?

I'm ready to explore.

Of Turks and Caicos.

Today's the Melissa Gorga Day, and I
decided that we're going to start off

on a buggy tour.

It's kind of just like something
different, something a little active,

out of the house. Bye, Michael.

Are you coming? Bye, thank you.

I want to see the island. What are we
going to do? Just keep lunching and

brunching and... No. I want to get in a
buggy.

Buzzy thinks they won.

What if they need it?

You know I'm not done yet.

I'm sitting in the back. Oh, my God. I'm
going sideways.

You know I'm not done yet.

This is good. I'm really glad that I'm
getting to spend some time with you and

get to know you. Me too. We're just,
we're cool.

Mm -hmm. Like, not uncool.

Not like all uncool. No, not like all
uncool. That's why I think I'm

towards Teresa, too.

Well, because she's in love now, too.
Well, she's completely in love. My gosh,

she's cuckoo. But I would like that with
my husband. So that's why I relate to,

you know, I'm connected to her. Well,
you've got a good one, too.

Start your next loop.

Yes, it is.

Teresa's going to put out that energy
for us.

Waking up in the morning, thinking about
so many things.

What's the next word? I just wish things
would get better.

Now I made up another song, especially
for my mom

and Zio Joe.

Oh. Waking up in the morning.

Thinking about so many things.

I just wish things would get better. I'm
trying to get rid of them. Who would

have ever known that Gia's song would
have gone viral? Like, we have Will

singing it, and so many other stars, and
it's, like, so amazing.

And then you have Kyle and Melissa
singing it. Do you want to sing it? I'm

good singer. We could leave that for
Melissa.

You know, you see things on the show,
obviously, like we all do about each

other. And I was like, ooh, can you give
me shady or this and that? You are so

lovely. I literally was saying, I love
you.

Aw, I love you too.

So sweet and so fun.

But you know how some people on the show
that you're with try to make you look

bad. That's my whole issue.

It's a consensus. Like, let's just keep
making me the villain.

But I have to tell you, and I know how
you feel about LVP. So I'm not.

commenting on that part of it but where
she put you out of that house you know

what sweetie i believe you we're done
get the out of my house i swear to you

done with it goodbye kyle goodbye kyle
goodbye kyle iconic

goodbye kyle i'm done with it goodbye
kyle People will

yell, goodbye, Kyle, out of a taxi. I
mean, there was bye, Felicia. Now

goodbye, Kyle.

You said you're brown and you didn't
back down. You kept saying what your

was. I saw both sides.

Everyone knows that I'm close with LVP
and they're like, Kyle, ask me. Kyle,

you saying that you don't think LVP has
ever done that or would ever do that?

Have you ever known her to leak stuff to
the press? I mean, everybody here

knows. Kyle, answer the question. Have
you ever known her to leak stuff to the

press?

In your heart of hearts. Have I thought?

Absolutely. You're not going to lie to
them. So I was like, I can't say that. I

just couldn't. I may be a lot of things.
You can accuse me a lot of things, but

a liar is not one of them.

Oh,

Lord. They don't have a helmet big
enough for my giant head.

Seven fine ladies hanging out with us
today. Yo, the luckiest guy alive. How

you ladies doing? Amazing.

My name is Marvin. Marvelous Marvin. I'm
sorry, just Marvin right now.

Marvelous Marvin?

At the end of the day, you decide if I'm
Marvelous Marvin or not. Kyle, you

would come in a heel to ride a buggy. I
know.

Who trusts me to drive them? I do. Who's
daring? I don't like daring stuff.

I'm a crazy person. Oh, hell no. Come
on. Come on!

Lord have mercy. You ready to have some
fun? Yeah. So before we get heading out

on the street, we're going to get you in
some helmet.

Make you cool. Don't worry, guys. It's
nothing crazy. It's just for fashion.

you say it would make us cool? Yeah,
make you look cool.

Lord have mercy. It's just for fashion.

Don't worry, all right? These sanitized
helmets.

They're all clean and sanitized, guys.
We ain't afraid to show you the inside

them, all right?

That one fits you perfect there.

How do I look?

I want one with the thing.

I mean, I couldn't have picked an uglier
helmet in the lineup. I mean, it's not

as nice as my hat, but it's okay.

This is definitely not Christian Dior.
All right, guys, so we're ready for

Good vibe, good vibe.

Ready yet? Okay.

Stop, stop, stop, stop.

Oh, my God, what's happening here? How
do I back up?

We got one more professional on our
hands, guys.

Where's the horn, Melissa?

Oh, great, bottom left.

Does anybody want to go shopping?

This way, ladies. This way, this way.
Attention.

This way, ladies. This way, this way.

Amazing, ladies. Amazing. If you keep
this up today, we'll have the most fun

paradise. Amazing, ladies. Right on,
right on, right on. Beautiful.

With all the dust flying and the dirt
and the heat, I'd rather be, you know,

the beach.

I'm not a fan of being on highways in
tiny little cars.

I needed this to be over an hour ago.

Kenya almost

put

us in jeopardy several times by cutting
us off.

She was like a wild chick. I don't know
what she's thinking. She just killed us.

I just want to let my hair down and have
fun, okay?

Can we please go home?

Can you get the spanking?

Oh, okay.

I love me a good daredevil.

Oh,

great. This is nice in the shade. I'm
loving it.

Y 'all want me to start up anything to
nibble on? Oh, we want to order. We're

just going to order.

The network is always so serious about
getting your order. The drink needs to

served. on camera so that we can see the
drink coming into the shot. When we are

out and dining on the housewives, there
are always amazing restaurants in great

locations, so I can see why people would
be interested in what we're ordering.

I think sometimes we have some palates
that are adventuresome, and a lot of

people just eat the same thing, you
know? We go to some exotic restaurants,

exotic menus, and yeah, that could be
it.

I'll go first.

I'll start. We're going to share the
Peking duck. I was giving her my order.

Okay. Yeah, so allow me to finish,
please. Please do. Can I just have an

of the tacos?

Yeah, the fish tacos?

Mm -hmm. Okay. We're going to split the
duck and the mashed burger.

That's too much, no? No, I'm sorry.

Okay, and a mashed burger?

This mashed burger is the best burger on
the island.

Well, that was fun. That guy, I feel
like that guy, did he over -talk you

and you could have zero conversation?

That was a lot of talking.

Oh, you have that little bag I gave you.
So, girl, I brought this game called

The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.

what your thoughts are on the good, the
bad, and the ugly parts of being

housewives, reality, television, etc.

Are we supposed to answer what's good
and what's bad and what's ugly about the

question you asked us? Just pick a
question. Okay.

Hopefully the cocktails will come before
you answer.

Why don't you go first, Kyle? You look
like you're ready to go. She's bright

-eyed and bushy -tailed. Okay.

Question is, how has the show affected
your relationship?

Being on the show, yeah. Well, you know,
people always say, what do you think

about the housewife's curse?

So many people get divorced and the
housewife.

I really believe, you know, that it made
my husband and my relationship

stronger.

But I think that a lot of women end up
doing the show because they're not in a

great situation.

And they're thinking it's going to be,
they're out, like to give them some

independence.

and there's already cracks in the
relationship, and that's why they do the

and then it crumbles.

100%, so I don't really believe in the
curse.

It doesn't ruin your marriage. You came
into this show with problems to begin

with. If you come in like that, I give
you...

one season, two tops.

You go through these issues, even with
my own husband, Joe and I had an

argument, a real argument on the show
one night. We're watching it and I'm

looking at him and he's looking at me
and I'm like, I can't believe like

something could feel like, not that it
could break us, but like it's scary.

And then the Twitter starts and then the
Instagram starts and I'm like, my heart

drops because I'm like, I will never let
this show

take over. I felt like I had the perfect
life, I swear to God.

Perfect marriage, perfect life, and then
it all came crashing down.

If you could go back in time 12 years,
would you sign up to do the show again?

I always get stumped on that question,
but my life is really good right now,

I don't think I would go back. I think I
wouldn't change a thing.

I mean, the only thing I wish is that my
parents were still here.

I wish I just had more time with them.

But everything else, I guess, is the way
it was supposed to go.

Ladies, I'm going to leave some of these
candles here to keep any bugs away,

okay? There's no bees here, right?

Not that I know of.

Ramona's looking out for me with the
bees.

I feel like I need to bring my EpiPen.

You have to learn how to do this
yourself.

Push the... Oh, my God, I'm scared. What
is that?

I didn't do anything yet.

All right, babe, what you got? What
perks have you experienced from being a

housewife? Well, you know, there's a lot
of perks.

One of the things that comes to mind is
just meeting women that I would normally

probably end up being friends with.
Like, I think that was the first thing

me to, like, put myself in a friend
circle of people that I just honestly,

wasn't a housewife, I don't think I
maybe would have met these women.

Thank you, Cynthia. That's perfect.

Okay, Ramona's up. Okay. How do your
kids feel about you being on the show?

daughter, when she was 11, she said,
Mom, Mom, why am I not on TV? I should

on TV.

So when I got on the show, she said to
me, Mom, I'm the one who's supposed to

famous now, not you. I was supposed to
be famous.

I just want you to be my mom. Why do you
have to be on the show?

She did not like me. Can't you just be a
mom like everyone else?

I think it's fair to say most kids just
want a typical mom. Like they don't want

you to be flashy.

They don't want you to come downstairs
with like the outfit. But there's

something to be said for freedom of
expression. And sometimes it depends on

you want to teach your daughter.

All right, Tanya, you're next.

Let's see.

How have you been affected by comments
on social media?

Oh, yeah. My first season was the
hardest because I didn't know about

media. Even now, I rarely post because I
think it's the devil. People try to say

that I paid a man to be my boyfriend.

Someone accused me of that, and then he
said something because he was mad.

Walter did a radio interview, and he
said,

Hired him to portray your boyfriend on
this show.

Absolutely not. I would not waste my
time pretending to be in a relationship

when I have a worldwide stage to find me
a man.

My answer, God, I've never paid a man.

I want people to know and my daughter to
know this is not real.

What's the worst thing that happened to
you on the show? And I've been thinking

about all.

the crazy, horrible things that happened
to me on the show. But I think in

total, and I'm hearing you all, it is
keeping your sanity.

I mean, keeping your head looking in the
right direction and not falling

victim to these people that try to take
you down for whatever reasons. Because

they're jealous.

Because, you know, they'd like to have
your life. They, you know, want to see

you fall.

You know, it's just...

Really hard to keep level -headed and
what we do and not let the haters and

let you know the Relationship the family
you know suffer because of what we do

so the worst part is really just trying
to stay alive as women and support each

other and and Knowing that you're good
enough. No mother can tell you you're

I am a real housewife from Beverly
Hills.

I know a bad boy. He a scammer. Threw
the top of me. He got the hammer.

He be stuntin'. That's for the camera.
He keep me icy, but he couldn't handle

it. Yeah, Ramona.

Are you taking a shower?

Taking a shower.

You did not.

Are you kidding me?

I thought Ramona was more modest. She
doesn't like to talk about her sex life.

Oh, really?

I love your show.

No, she did not.

I don't think I've ever even been up
here. My God, it must be nice to have.

Oh, there's her room.

I'm like, I've never even been up here.
It must be nice to have a regular

bedroom. Do you feel like you're in a
hotel?

We're just going to have like a good old
-fashioned girls' night leap over.

Look, they all have their letters on
them.

Kaya, Melissa, Kenya.

Aren't these adorable?

God, these are like what I would wear.
You guys are 40 -year -old women.

Hey, Antonia, we are hot.

Women. Some of the most intimate moments
I remember growing up were in high

school. Hello, Miss Queen in the queen
suite. You get deep at a girl's

sleepover. And we are going to look so
cute in these PJs. May I please enter

your room?

I've come with your clothing.

Hi. I've come bearing gifts to the
queen.

I just came with for what you're wearing
tonight.

Everyone has the same? Everyone has
exactly the same. Oh, it's slippers?

Yeah, there's really cute slippers I
think you'll love. Okay. You're welcome.

You're welcome. You're welcome.

Let's go to game night and you know no
one else is ready yet because they're

getting full glam to put on pajamas.

I just want to laugh tonight. Maybe
let's put it up here so nobody steps

me. We are going to do shots.

We are going to play a ridiculous game.
You know, I'm going to represent Jersey

in every way possible. Throw your hair
and ponytails and let's go.

Can I take up these dresses from my
clothing line?

Hi.

Welcome to my slumber party.

It's so cute. You look so good. They fit
you good? I love them. Good. Oh, my

God. I love them. And I love that
they're stretchy. That's what I asked

love it. You're my first guest.

Welcome to the slumber party.

I think Ramona's not going to like it,
but I don't care. Why won't she like it?

She doesn't like to talk about sex.

Ramona?

Yeah, she doesn't. She says, I don't
kiss and tell, she says, all the time. I

know, right?

That's what the girl says. She doesn't
play kiss and tell games. I mean, we

don't like that either.

Oh, my gosh. What's going on here?

Hi. Are you ready for a slumber party?

You know what? I'm just saying to myself
upstairs in the room, I feel like I'm

like 16 again or 13. Remember, it was a
big thing to have slumber parties. And

you're here like in a pony. Yeah, like
I'm ready to have a slumber.

Can you?

Can I come in without camera? Should I
shut the, should I not? Okay.

You okay? I'm okay.

Oh.

What's happening?

What's wrong? What happened?

What's happening?

Listen, you don't have to think about
the fact.

He doesn't get it. Like, something's
wrong with him.

I was texting with my ex, and he said
something about going back to the

first time we met on a date, being those
hopeful people that we were.

It just really pissed me off that he had
the nerve to, like, the audacity to

feel like, you know, after all the hell
that he's raised in our marriage and all

that havoc, we're here because of you.

It just was a trigger.

I don't know why. It was just a trigger.

Let's just say it just has not been a
good marriage.

I felt initially, for the sake of my
daughter being happy, I needed to stay

together for her.

And now I understand that my happiness
will be her happiness. So whatever that

looks like for me is what I have to
pursue, and that means being single.

I don't want to.

Honey.

It's just like, he is a horrible
husband.

I forgot to tell you, I'm sorry for any
pain I caused you.

That's what made me upset.

I was like, you caused me nothing but
pain.

I know, it's really so hard.

We've only been here four days, but
there's some people you can know for

and not want to share anything with.
Other people you meet and you feel safe

with them. And I'm feeling like I have
that with Kenya.

I didn't want anyone to know that I was
breaking down. For Cynthia to walk in

with cameras, I just would have really
preferred her to check on me as a friend

first, regardless of where we're at at
this point.

you know, and our friendship on the
trip, I don't want to see, can you cry

be in pain?

Like, you just have to keep fighting
him. He's just not going to give you

anything. You just have to fight him the
whole way. It's like a power. That's

what our marriage has been the whole
time. I know. I've been there the whole

time. Poor communication, you know. Then
he has these epiphanies, like, oh, I'm

sorry. I forgot to tell you. You forgot
to tell me you're sorry you ever hurt

me. Get out of here.

The girls are late, though. I'm going to
text them right now.

I'm ready.

I'm going to have a cocktail.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God, you're doing sexy, Tommy.

Doesn't it feel like a real slumber
party?

It does.

I feel so bad.

I feel like she cares about him a lot.

You know, he's not a bad guy. He's not a
bad person.

They're just not good together.

Kenya is one tough cookie. But I feel
like for some reason when it comes to

Mark, there's a lot of blurred lines.

Like there's a reason why they just are
not together and they can't figure it

out. Maybe it's because they're just not
meant to be together. But that's

between them and God, yeah.

I have a question. Do you guys have
ginger for the sushi?

What are they doing up there?

Kenya was having a little moment.

She got a text from her ex.

What did it say?

It was just something that set her off.

If you were sorry, you would have been a
better kid. That's what I'm saying.

It's like, and then it's a text.

How does she get shorts?

Are they supposed to be shorts?

Yeah, I think so. They are.

All right, ladies.

I have the first game for you guys.

So we're going to put a couple shots on
the floor.

Melissa's going to kick it off with a
green shot.

Be careful.

You just got to spread yourself out.

We made it up as we're going.

You just made this up yourself, Michael?

Oh, my God. All right, this is what
you're doing. Oh, you're born for this

OK, beautiful.

There you go. No, you have to keep her
hand on the blue.

I thought you had to keep her hand on
the blue. How do you take it upside

OK, Teresa, show them how it's done.
We're going to do a blue.

You just got to make sure that either
your feet.

Teresa's got it.

Ramona, you gotta do one. If I vomit
tonight, it's your fault.

I'll hold your hand for you. I'm being
serious. That's what girlfriends do.

Stretching my lips over big, wide,
circular objects.

This one's for Luann.

This one's for you.

But I'm going to make it easy for you,
okay?

I'm going to put it in my mouth. Yes.
And then I'm going to sit up, and you

to try and get it from my mouth.

a lot of trouble. If that were Mauricio,
I would chop off his penis.

I told you I like to play games.

We get to eat sushi now!

Dinner lights get the party up in here.

Speakers roll and get to eat.

Unbelievable.

Everybody's flooding it downstairs.

Um, all right, girls, so we're going to
play a bunch of games.

No, this is going to be really awkward
and fun.

So we're all going to put one of these
in our mouths, which is going to make us

look a little funny, like when you go to
the dentist.

Okay. And then we have to say what your
card says, and we have to guess what

we're saying.

Oh, that's fun.

I have problems with oral things.

That makes no sense.

Because apparently this is contagious.

I'm glad to know that Ramona and I are
in the same boat.

Great. Lisa, Brenna, where are you when
we need you and you're to pin?

How's your pee doing over there? Good?
Are you sitting on the couch with that

pin? I love you.

No.

We're going to play Prosecco Pong.
Everyone grab these glasses if you can.

so we're moving on. Okay, great. Yes, we
are moving on. Everyone grab these

glasses. Okay, thanks.

The losing team.

Let's get the party started in here.
Let's go.

Kenya said this is the losing team.

What?

Really? If one of you get it in, this
team will pick a card, and you all three

have to answer the question on the sexy
situational card.

Okay. You guys are in trouble. I'm
focusing.

Teresa,

go, girl. No.

Why are you going to the right?

Ramona, have you ever used food in the
bedroom?

Actually, Mario, my ex, and I used to
use food in the living room from the

fireplace.

We'd be called cannoli, and he's like,
are we going to have cannoli night

tonight? Because we love cannoli. So I
put it on his, you know, on his thing.

Joe is going to be so annoyed at me
because he's going to be like, Ramona

the cannoli cream.

That's what he's going to say.

Okay, let's go, guys. Okay, Teresa,
you've got to kill it now.

Wow, there's only three left.

Oh, my God.

If you were allowed to sleep with anyone
you wanted, who would it be?

That is a good question.

My husband already knows that Lenny
Kravitz is my guy.

All right, Teresa, yours? I don't know.

Teresa, you have no choice but to
answer. It's Louie. Yeah.

I just, I want to show him what the
leaves look like outside.

Oh, gosh.

You have to pick someone.

I mean, I used to like a long time ago,
but he doesn't look that good anymore.

Antonio Sabato Jr.

Bradley Cooper.

Luann, pick Bradley Cooper.

I mean, I don't know. I said Antonio
Bato Jr. because that's who I thought

hot when I was in my 20s.

Yes, my pirate days are over. I'm
getting a little bit more sophisticated

taste in men.

Absolutely on the beach. Yes. On the
beach? Yeah. Good. Fair.

Kyle? I was at a black tie at a table
for 10.

At the table.

No way. You're lying.

How did you do that?

She sat on his lap, and nobody knew, and
she was just having a moment.

And it looked like she was dancing on
his, you know. Wait, did you have a

dress on or a long one?

Probably short.

But it was long enough to cover the
front.

Like, you got to.

I would never imagine her doing
something like, never.

And is the zipper hurting, you know? Is
it hurting? Because that's rough.

Like, is the zipper hurting him and you
both? Because all I can think about is a

little zipper, right?

You got to move that thing.

You know what I'm saying? Who's not
going to notice all of that?

Like, really?

And your VJJ's got to have little, like,
zipper marks on it or something.

Because that would hurt, you know?

That was so much fun.

Thank you. That's how we party in
Jersey. You all drink.

You all do good.

Thank you. I love you guys. That was so
fun. Thank you. That was so much fun.

Oh, my God, you guys. That was really
funny.

I know way too much about you now.

They didn't believe me.

I told them about Vegas that time.

They didn't believe me.

A

black

pie dinner, getting your freaking nasty
on, like that is impressive, girl.

In a short dress?

Well, if it was short, how is it a black
guy dinner?

Oh, my God!

Oh,

my God!

You're not going to lose it. I'm not. I
just knew I was going to lose it. I'm

going to lose it.

I'm going to lose it.

Night,

night, night, night.

I already think it's going to be bad.

I really did. I just washed my makeup
off. Now I'm back out?

Okay, go to bed.

Waking up in the morning, thinking about
so many things.

I just wish things would get better.