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Good morning. Day number two. We're here in Kirko's.

I had a lot of tequila last night.

Today is Lou Anne's catamaran day and my shady Bailey cue.

Trying to get it together.

We have a big day today.

We can make sure that the table's all set for breakfast.

Right. And then let's take this tray up to the lady, see if they want any

coffee.

Did you put butter in the egg? A little bit. I used to don't put butter in it.

Good morning.

hey morning how you doing i'm wonderful how are you good oh my goodness this is

so beautiful would you like coffee yes please we're getting breakfast prepared

we're gonna go out to the deck have breakfast overlooking the ocean and then

10 o 'clock we have a tennis instructor coming over i heard ramona wants to do

that by herself are we all good morning honey don't let ramona scare you out of

tennis I want to play tennis with you. Good morning.

What are you wearing? Nothing.

You want to see?

Oh, my God!

Jesus Christ, can I get some coffee first? Michael, we're so sorry to be

inappropriate. I just saw your little foot.

That's so cute.

And I haven't seen hair in such a long time. Do you take any creamers?

I do, but I'm going to get a spoon and a larger cup. Okay.

Wow!

Hello Kitty!

She's been flashing us.

Alright, you face that way, they'll blur you.

Louis gave me a card for each day of day two.

Go on with your day knowing that you are loved and adored. Love you forever,

Louie.

Aw, he's so cute.

I'm really tired.

It's three hours earlier for me. I can hear everybody out there screaming.

Ooh, is that turkey bacon?

I'll take another coffee, too, please.

Morning. Good morning.

Were you up early? Do you get up early?

Not really, no.

Basically, I wake up around 8 o 'clock. I just lull in bed till 9.

I'm a person who believes in second chances.

Some people can just have a bad day. I don't really know Ramona that well, so

I'm going to wipe this slate clean and let her prove to me who she really is.

Good morning.

How are you? Did John call you last night?

No. Did you want him to? No. So what's the deal? I sent some chemistry.

You think?

Are you into him a little bit? No, I think he's a nice guy.

You don't think he's attractive?

Yeah, he's nice, but, you know, we'll see.

Well, we have, what, six more days? I think you should shoot your shot.

Pardon? Mimi, you should go for it.

Yeah. But jokes aside, are you actually interested?

You know, I don't know. He was really nice. Something happens, right?

does and it doesn't. How long were you married?

Over 20 years.

long marriage. Thank you. How did you guys meet?

He used to watch my butt in the gym.

Nice. No, that's what he said because I was always working out. Anyway, I was at

my local restaurant, Child Bell. It was like the hot spot in town. So I was

waiting at the bar for my table and he said, I know you from the gym.

Hi, how are you?

Because you're the girl who wears the black jeans with the green ruffle. I was

trendsetter. So whenever I would get like the neon color.

I was. True.

I was in the fashion business.

I mean, I see so much money.

You know, I was Mr. Fashion. Whatever outfit I come in and all of a sudden I

everyone. I would start with a crop top like that. No one was wearing it. You

started wearing crop tops first? Very fast.

In the gym. In the gym. Got it, got it, got it. Great.

Ramona looks amazing for her age, but she's definitely not a trendsetter. You

started a global trend because you wore it at your local gym.

Okay. It's Ramona's world, and we all just live in it. Wow. You have very high

self -esteem.

Good morning, everybody.

Sunshine. Are you guys dressed in clothes? Oh, my God.

In order for me to be able to say I like you.

fun today. I had to be able to sleep a little bit. You came to farther, so

understandable. Good morning.

Hi. Are those tennis gloves?

No, tennis to protect my hands.

Wow. All right, guys, I'll see you in a little bit. Oh, go play tennis.

Not with me. You don't want to play with me. For the last 20 minutes. Well,

Kenya and I are going to have a match together. Okay.

All right, I'm going to change. I'll meet you back down here soon.

I'm going to be 10 minutes. Okay. Melissa, I'm using the court for the

minutes. You get the last 20.

Ramona. Oh, my God.

Everyone is, like, in shock over how Ramona is so about Ramona.

Are you a major player?

No, that's why I want to play.

She won't let me play tennis because I'm not good at it. I need a workout. Oh,

sorry, I'm being selfish now.

We're all on vacation together. We are not at Ramona's villa.

Like, she needs to share. You didn't book it, I did, so I'm doing it first.

can do it after. And if you want to arrange a pro, speak to the concierge.

Who made this one the boss of tennis?

It's concierge, not congeered.

It's a French word, concierge. Thank you for correcting me. Who raised her? A

pack of wool?

Exercise is very important to me. I need 40 minutes straight.

I didn't know which way to go.

So I offered them my last 20. That was Jugger.

What's the way to get out to the tennis court? I forget.

All right, yeah, I see. I mean, excuse me. I asked Melissa, do you play singles

or doubles?

I didn't even know what I did with my tennis racket.

She's like, well, what's doubles? I'm like, oh, my gosh, I can't share a

with her. She doesn't even know what doubles is.

Hello. I was looking for you over there.

How are you? I'm good. I'll just give you a little wait.

I just want to start hitting because I have to get ready to go on the boat.

Cynthia, do you want to go for a walk?

Are you ready to go now? Yeah.

So are you having fun? Yeah. Is it like what you expected? Because I didn't know

what to expect.

Did you ever go away to college?

I did not. Neither did I. I moved to New York. This is like going away to

college and getting to know girlfriends.

I didn't know who I would kind of organically connect with.

And you are like the sweetest, coolest.

Like, just good vibes.

You're one of my favorites here, to be honest. Aw, thank you. And I feel the

same way about you. Like, I'm all about energy.

Yeah. And, like, I feel the love from you. Yeah. Like, I love that. Well, it's

intention. I want to have a good time here. I know it's going to be some,

drama and stuff here and there. But I was really glad last night that we were

able to reboot. Yeah, that was awesome what you did with Ramona. No, because

like, pissed me off. I was like, we cannot start this trip like that. I

we're on an island, but you don't want to be on an island. An island by

yourself. Like, by yourself. That's us.

You know, I feel like, you know, she has good intentions, but she just, this is

who she is. It is just what it is.

Well, don't do it that far over.

No,

I wanted another long shot. Kenya was upset about it, which, you know, I have

say, I never had anybody stick up for me. Just say that about someone is

horrible, Ramona.

Well, that's the thing about Kenya. You know, if she's with you, she goes. That

meant a lot because even on my cast, I don't have that.

But it feels like you and Melissa are like... No, I don't feel it from her.

And with us, there was a lot of turmoil, like, in the past.

Now,

like, I'll never go to that place with Melissa, you know? We are in a good

place. But, like, Melissa could have been like, Ramona, you really don't know

Teresa. I live by the Godfather movie, and I'm all about loyalty and respect.

Yeah, Melissa never watched it.

like really touched me yesterday she really did i feel bad for her like she's

going through a divorce and i know how it feels and her leaving her child for

the first time like the first time i left my kids is like when i went away

i went to jail and like that was like the hardest thing you know i mean 11

months. 11 and a half months. And then I came home three months later, Joe went

in. And then he never came home. Not to be too personal. Yeah.

Did you think that you guys were going to work it out when you got out? Or were

you guys pretty much done? I went in. I thought I was still going to work out.

When it hit me, like after my mom passed.

I got so resentful because I was like, I lost time with my mom. And if I didn't

go away, I would have never lost that time. And then when he got out, I was

like, when I see him, this will be my true test when I see him. What was it

when you saw him?

Hi.

How are you?

I didn't feel anything.

I hate to even say this. I mean, he laid on top of me. But like with our clothes

on. Right.

And he was trying to kiss me, and I just didn't, I didn't know, I couldn't even

open my mouth.

I never thought that Joe and I would ever get divorced, but we went through a

lot. And I was just disconnected, yeah.

Our marriage could not survive that.

I don't think people realize who you really are, you know.

Thanks. Thanks, God. You're so, like, strong, though. Teresa Judice is a real

one. I got mad respect for her. All the things that happened to her, and she

came out stronger, happy.

And in love.

I wrote six books, four cookbooks. I'm a four -time best -selling author.

So obviously I'm doing something right.

It's your time.

It's Teresa time.

It's a celebration.

The catamaran we're going to see through to the bottom. No, no, no.

It's a big yacht.

Okay. There's going to be a lot of activity.

We're going to have a ton of food. In about 45 minutes, we'll be hitting the

road. Okay.

Plug's not working there.

So I have to do hair like this.

Okay.

Oh, my God. My visor doesn't... It's two different brands.

God, I'm horrified. If you're going to kill me, I have Prada and Versace. This

is so illegal in Beverly Hills.

Teddy, not bad for a senior.

It's too small.

You're going to be fighting with your areola the whole time. I'm going to

another one.

I mean, it'll be fighting a good fight.

I'm always ready in time, and no one else is ready.

Did we manage to make some rosé? I'm just about to go check it. It's been on

for a while. Let's do the crushed ice, and then we can just pour the rosé over

the top. Yeah, okay. Look at me. I don't even drink, and I'm making cocktails

for the lady.

I just want them to have a good time, and we're going to need some rosé,

for sure.

I hope it's nice and cold in the car.

That it is. That it is.

Thank you.

Yes. This is nice. This is beautiful.

I definitely don't go out as much at all.

Yeah, I don't either.

People come up when I'm out and they go to give me a hug. They're like, oh, the

drinks. The drinks.

The marina.

Let the games begin. Let the games begin.

So nice.

Gorgeous. Look at this water.

Yes. Like there's food coloring in it.

Wow. I wonder which boat it is. I'm not even quite sure. Hopefully the biggest

and the nicest. I like these big yachts.

I think we all do.

Welcome, ladies.

Here we are.

We are so excited. This is gorgeous.

This is Garen.

Garen. Nice to meet you. This is your boat?

Yes. Everything's loaded up. We have plenty of food, plenty to drink. Go have

good time.

Enjoy. Thank you so much.

How beautiful.

Look at this, ladies.

I just wanted to say I love you. I love you, too. You like my bangs, too? I

look gorgeous, babe.

Hang on to your wheeze.

That's the money shot.

On the margarita, yes.

Let's have lunch, and then we can lounge around and digest.

Okay. This is perfection.

Look at this hard body. Oh, thank you, baby doll.

Melissa.

I love Kenya. She's absolutely fabulous.

I have completely fallen in love with Melissa.

Kenya, what are you going to drink, babe?

I'll try a margarita.

It's tequila though, right? She parties and we have fun together.

She just has a really good energy.

She's my kind of girl. Can I do one with vodka instead of tequila? I'll do the

same. I need one pick. I didn't get a pick yet. I know Kenya will get me a

one. I'll get you a good one.

I'm just really impressed with you so much. Oh, you're sweet.

So what was your first career?

I mean, I was a buyer. I was a buyer, too. I was a buyer for Macy's. Me, too.

was a buyer for Macy's. At Herald Square. Yeah, me, too. I worked right in

Herald Square.

Oh, my God. So did I. I worked in handbags. Yeah, I worked in handbags.

then I went on the other. I was a sales rep for Calvin Klein Handbags.

And then I went to the other side, and I worked for Calvin Klein Sportswear. Oh,

my God. Holy crap.

Yes, we're having lunch. Okay, all right.

Okay. Ramona and I started off rocky. I admit that I said Teresa is a scarecrow.

Teresa. She was a little bit of a scarecrow. She only had a brain.

So you are smart. I went to Berkeley College.

I know you're really smart. To be a buyer for Macy's is major.

It's crazy how much Ramona and I have in common. You know what?

She has braids. She just needs to get to know me. You have to be really smart to

be a buyer. I mean, there's a lot of math involved there.

I don't know what it is. Every time I have one drink here, I feel like I had

three. Every time I have one, I feel like I need three more.

Really? No, like, Kenny and I only had one drink last night, and we were

You're a lightweight?

Yeah. I am definitely a lightweight. She's a good drunk, though.

Who's a drunk?

Are you talking about me? No, no, no.

Being on a catamaran, it's super sporty, and I love being on the water, so it's

kind of easy not to drink.

God knows a lot of people get sloppy when they drink, so when I get tempted,

just think about those moments, and it's not so attractive.

Let me ask you girls this. Who do you feel like you knew the least coming in,

and now you know them better? I feel like I knew Luann the least, and I adore

her. Oh, I like you two. Oh, this is so pretty. I knew Luann the most and King

of the Most. I pretty much know everyone here.

I would love to get to know everybody deeper and build a friendship.

Susie, I know really well. And Ramona, girlfriend, she takes getting used to.

But to know her is to love her.

I don't know anything about Kenya except for what I kind of Googled.

She Googled you. I Googled.

Because that's who I am. I like to research things. No, but you get a

preconceived notion of people. I'm not into Googling people.

I have a great story for that.

So I was in Miami.

And two separate girls were like, Luann, you have to meet this guy.

He's perfect for you. He's older. He just got divorced.

So I was like, wow, I'm so excited. I get a call from him. I missed the call.

And in the interim, he Googled me.

And he saw that I had been arrested.

Don't touch me. I'm going to kill you. Never called me.

I stayed home that night.

And I was just in tears like the whole night. I was so heartbroken.

Because you were hopeful.

You're going to get it, Louis. You're so beautiful. You're so smart. You're so

elegant. You're going to find the right person. It'll be the right guy. Yeah. I

think it's very difficult to maintain a relationship in a normal life, never

mind being on a reality TV show.

Being such a public person, it's very scary for men.

Sorry, I'm having like a day. I know, it's okay.

We've known each other for years at this point. She was at my wedding to Tom.

Yeah. So what happened with that, Luann? Because I don't want to go by what we

were doing.

I'll be back.

Ramona, where are you going?

I'll be back. All right.

Ramona, we want a fellowship with you. Like, I'm going downstairs.

You're going downstairs?

She's cheering.

Why are you going downstairs? Yeah, because I know the story.

Well, that's okay. She's still cheering.

Let me go down. I'll come back up.

What the hell is wrong with her?

Why are you going downstairs? Because I know the story.

Well, that's okay. She's still standing.

Let me go down. I'll come back up.

Luann's too nice. Like, she puts up with a lot that Ramona does. Like, all

right, I get you heard it already, but don't be rude. Like, I don't know. I

would never act that way.

I want to hear Luann's story. I want to hear Luann's story, too. Were you madly

in love with him? I was madly in love with Tom. Everybody told me not to marry

him. Is that the one that Bethany said she saw? Yes.

I have to tell you something.

Don't let it be about Tom.

It's about Tom.

I'm going to show you some pictures.

Don't do this.

He cheated on me when we were engaged, and I still marry him. Oh, my God. He

just didn't know how to be a husband.

I really kind of married my drinking buddy.

I hate to say it.

You drank a lot. Yeah. I was with him for like a year, and I really loved him.

And I thought, you know what?

He needs a woman like me. We always think that we can change him. You and I

not alike.

I can relate to Luann.

Sometimes we are so in love with someone, we feel like we can somehow

bad away.

And it just doesn't work like that.

I'm going to take this up. Are you sure you're not going to drop that? No, I'm

fine. Are you sure? I do that every day.

Oh, here she comes. Here she comes.

So I have a gift for everyone.

Oh.

This is like lip gloss. We all need lip gloss. My girlfriend just came back from

the company. I want a gift of like being.

I was married for 22

years. You don't see me crying over stuff. And she was married to Tom for

less than a year.

Sorry,

but not sorry.

Well, listen to me. She just complimented you. She said how amazing

then she's crying, so maybe you should sit and listen to her story.

The whole thing about Tom D 'Agostino, it kind of, like, pushes buttons because

it was in the press that I dated him and I really did date him. And that's why I

left. So that was a trigger for you? Yeah, it was a trigger.

Wait, wait, wait. That was a trigger for you? Yeah.

Ramona is acting like a self -centered little monster.

I think she thinks she's on this vacation by herself.

And maybe she will be pretty soon.

Ramona, the level of your selfishness right now is just beyond.

I was married to Tom.

Okay, he broke my heart.

Okay, now you're going to make it about you? I didn't make it about you. You

made it about you. I just left to get a goddamn drink and to get her a drink.

And now you're turning it around and making this a big thing. And I'm so

you feel all this way. But you know what? I don't care.

I just think it came off wrong. You get it. We have to be together 24 -7 all the

time talking. I can't get up to go to the bathroom, go get a drink. Oh, my

Here's the problem. Ramona, you're not even hearing what we're saying. No,

you're saying I got up at an inopportune time. You just said you got up because

it was about you. She was triggered by my divorce. I call out bullshit.

Excuse me. It's about me, so I'm just going to leave. Excuse me. Sorry.

not enough lip gloss in the world to cover up her rudeness.

Girls, don't move, okay?

She's missing the empathy. She's missing the timing.

I can't. I can't either. You just took up for her, made her seem like she

a horrible person. I know, I tried.

Then she shows herself to be a horrible person.

I can't do it.

Can I just have a second?

I'm okay, but she's such an asshole.

I hope you think of it as constructive criticism.

No, I'm listening to what you're saying. You know, I think maybe I have a little

bit of ADD. I just can't, like, you know. I mean, I have it, too. But, I

try to do the right thing. You're like, right now I want to get up again.

But I'm just going to stay here. I get it. You definitely are, like, all over

the place, though.

Well, now I think it's the appropriate time to disperse, and I'm going to go

in the sun.

We have this beautiful blue water.

I cannot talk about the Ramona situation anymore. I just want to

have fun.

Yeah, I'm going to go swimming. Who's coming?

I potentially will.

Oh, my God. You guys, if you see any little creature, please.

Shut up, can you? What's that?

Three. Are you kidding me?

Is that bat dangerous?

Only if you bother them. Can someone look out for the stingray?

Let me see.

You see it?

What does the stingray look like? I've got Ramona on the boat, a stingray in

water. I mean... No, I just see... I'll take the stingray. Esther Williams,

watch out.

Oh, my God, a stingray! What the fuck?

You know, she's so gorgeous and everything.

Wait, come on. Wait a minute. Are we modeling?

Okay. Come on, Luann.

Here we go.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, this booty.

Oh, yeah.

Melissa has an ass fetish.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Okay, get around.

Now, honey, at this point, it looks like I better stop getting close to these

new friends because my old one.

Man, that is like unedited magic.

Seems like.

She's busy making new friends as well.

Can

I speak

with you, please?

Oh, for sure.

I know you've been with your husband for 25 years.

I've been married for six months.

This is my second marriage. I would really like for it to work.

I don't want to be one of those people who are married.

just to be married, and I can't stand my husband.

You know, he's not my best friend. So much of that. I feel like it's settling.

Yeah. With the world now. It's so different, especially with Instagram.

posts sliding in people's, you know. Oh, my God.

Sliding in my man's DMs every five seconds. Oh, yeah. And it's like young,

girls. It's the same thing. And, you know, it's so funny because my husband

doesn't know how to work Instagram. So he didn't even know that existed.

Right. He was like, can you post this? I don't know how to do it.

And I look at the DMs and I'm like, are you kidding me?

Don't think it doesn't mess with my head.

And meanwhile, I'm getting mad at him. He doesn't know they're there.

And it's like I get so protective because I love him so much. And I'm

never knew I could have a relationship like this. My parents were divorced.

It's the most important thing in the world to me. You guys seem really

compatible. I know, like, communication is really important. And that's

something that Mike and I are working on. We don't have the best communication

skills.

Tone is something I have to work on when I get irritated and frustrated.

Really? Oh, yeah, 100%. You have to remember, like, I sit there and I think,

okay, this is annoying me.

I want to strangle him right now.

But would I want anyone else's husband?

No. Hell no.

Right. The best advice I could give is it's really important to surround

yourself with other happily married couples.

Because, you know, you have that one guy that's not happy.

She's on the wife. You don't want that person hanging out with your husband.

No. Right? No.

And there's going to be things that are annoying and things we don't love.

But our common goal is we want to grow old together.

The fact that you care so much says that you're putting your whole heart and

soul into this. And he has to feel that, too. Yeah. And he does. He does. And I

can't wait for you to meet him. I want the opportunity to get to know you

and definitely hang out with your man, too.

I'm excited to get to know Kyle better. He is just being so open and

transparent. Like, I really dig her. Good luck.

to love yeah i think today's the beginning of a beautiful friendship

like i i see there's a see that's like the girls coming in the dm what

a day i can get used to them

whether

you like it or not whether you like it or not i'm gonna make my mark

Do you like it or not? What do you like it or not?

I'm gonna still be me. It's my destiny.

You can't take my spot. Do you like it or not? What do you like it or not? You

can never take my spot.

No!

I posted a story to my Instagram without knowing.

No, you did not. Delete, delete, delete.

What story?

An ugly picture.

Just delete it. Just delete it. 58 ,000 people saw it already.

All right, so just delete it. What's the picture of you?

A picture of me, like...

bank account, but I'm going to stick it in my Instagram.

She posted her whole bank account.

I'm dying. I saw that. Oh, my God. I'm going to post something so we can get

people thinking about something else. Oh, my God. That's hysterical.

Okay, fun shade.

My favorite kind of shade.

Shade at your own risk.

Oh, boy.

But I hope it's more fun shade.

Don't shade below the belt.

Okay,

so we have loose lightning, non -alcoholic, the shady champagne, the

margarita, And the vicious vodka.

Oh, it smells so good.

Cynthia, I made this for you.

Oh, my gosh.

It's lit.

I love it. Thank you so much.

I've hosted maybe three Bailey Q's in Atlanta.

Who do you guys think in the group is the best worker?

Come on.

And now we have taken it to the island.

Oh, my God.

Did you put some sugar on it?

I'm going to put a few more pickles in here. My cast members in Atlanta call

Bailey Q the shady Q because they can get a little shady.

The next award is the thirstiest person.

I nominate Marlon.

Me? Who's the freakiest?

She's freaking trying to keep it a secret.

Don't do that door.

You mean you don't do it anymore.

But.

This is like an icebreaker. We're getting to know each other. And not just

surface level, like really going in there and digging a little deeper.

How you doing?

Hi. Can I come in? Yeah.

Look at you.

I think you may not have came around today.

I don't even know what it means.

I'm doing the Bailey cue, but you need a red outfit.

You got to come ready to read or get read.

Basically, it's telling someone off in a really, like, clever way. So you either

wear red or you're going to get read.

Oh,

there she is. Read or get read.

Oh, my God. You look gorgeous.

I'm ready to get read.

Let's open up.

Oh, my God. Glorious.

Can we have three fabulous margaritas again for us? I'm going to have a glass

Cayman sweet.

She's going the elegant route. I'm going the party route.

We're all the other ladies. We're always the first one. I know. I'm always on

top. Who knew?

Beverly Hills, low maintenance, shocker. We're all in red, so does that mean

nobody's getting red?

Well, someone may get red. Oh, my God.

I don't want to be shady. I have to be drama -free tonight. And if she asks me

shady question, I'm just going to say, I pass.

This is actually your day you're allowed to be shady.

Don't hold back tonight. Tonight is not the night to hold back. I don't believe

them, because I'll say something and they'll get pissed off. So I'm zipping

tonight. Hi, guys.

So pretty.

You girls look gorgeous.

Who are we missing now?

Has anyone spoken to Kenya? No, where is she? I went to check on her. She was

still doing hair and makeup.

Did you have a person helping her? Two.

Two people helping her? I did my own hair and makeup.

It's like, you know.

Okay, so we're going to go ahead and get started. First of all, welcome you guys

to my third annual BaileyQ.

King has played the game before.

Oh, okay. So we won't start without her, but I will at least start to explain

the rules.

She's played it like a million times.

If I showed up like an hour late, I'd be dead meat so quickly.

In this very unattractive envelope are some shady awards. For each award, we

decide as a group who gets the award.

Okay. All right, for example, this is the sexiest award. The sexiest. So we

to decide who is the sexiest.

Okay.

But to me, sexy isn't about who has the best body. Well, it depends on who

you're asking. Because we all have different definitions of what we

sexy. It would be really hard to pick in this group because everyone is a very

sexy person.

There's 17 more.

I know, but I'm just already thinking about it. We're all sexy. Okay, okay,

fine. We're all sexy. The next one is the smartest.

This is the pettiest of all.

That's getting shady now.

Who is the prettiest?

Oh, this feels weird. You can say, you know what? I pick Cynthia because... I

could never say that, though. Not only is she beautiful on the outside, she's

beautiful on the inside. I don't know.

It's 2021.

Who has the best butt? And we've seen a lot of asses.

We're going to vote who the prettiest woman at the table is?

I'm not comfortable with that. We need Kenya, no? Yeah. We can't start it

without her. But can we eat, though? Because I'm kind of hungry.

Can somebody check on her? Kenya's having her hair and makeup done by three

people.

We can have apple pie.

I don't know. You're the host.

Oh, my God. It smells so good in here.

Can we get a little burger? I just want to grab something.

I'm starving.

I feel weird about saying who's the prettiest, whatever. It's like saying

your favorite child.

No, there she is. I'm going to figure it out as we go along. Because it's your

game. Wait, what's going on?

Oh, hi, gorgeous woman.

No, we're talking about the questions, and I'm not that comfortable with the

questions. Like, who is the prettiest? Like, everyone here is gorgeous.

It's like... Kenya's played this game before. She knows that it's never my

intention to make anyone uncomfortable.

So for Kenya to jump on Kyle's bandwagon instead of saying, you're in a safe

space, it's like a slap in the face.

What is that?

My sugar level is low.

I stole it from the table. I'm so hungry. How long they do?

And then my friend, the one friend I knew I had coming on this trip, twirls

in, helps herself to some macaroni and cheese.

No apologies. Like, we haven't sat here and waited a whole hour for her.

Thanks, Spring.

Okay, well, they're putting out the food, and King has already started

have low blood sugar.

The food's just being served at the buffet now. Kenya's already started

so should we just make a plate?

Let's make a plate and then we can play.

Yeah, sounds good.

I can tell Cynthia's really annoyed by the fact that Kenya was late. It was her

night. That's her good girlfriend.

But I don't think anybody really wanted to make a big deal of it.

Hold on. I just want to read you what some of these things seem to be.

Who's the smartest?

That's kind of weird, right?

I don't want to diss her game, but sexiest. It's marginalizing us. That's

This is my potato salad.

Hope you guys enjoy.

Oh, this is some Southern nice cooking right here.

I'm really liking this. That is a nice little barbecue.

Yes. We got some cornbread.

Bon appetit. Thank you so much.

Do you want to grab something to eat, Kat? Okay, yes.

God, is she okay?

Here's the thing. You've played these games before.

It can be what you want it to be.

My intention is for it to be fun and for us to get to know each other a little

better. Can we play Taboo?

Maybe on your night we can.

Maybe we can play it on the yacht.

It's not the nicest game, but Atlanta, we throw shade like it's nothing. And

it's cool, but here, it's just maybe not.

Taboo is everything.

Taboo, I used to play that all the time. Oh, I love Taboo.

So I think that Cynthia just needs to give these ladies a little pass on this

one. So how do we play?

Everyone's going to pick a question. So now if she picks the question, she

answers the question? Correct.

Okay. Okay, and these come last or what? The awards will be last. All right, so

let's get the party started.

Pass it down to Ramona.

Okay, Ramona. Pick one.

Uh -oh, I'm scared of these questions. So curious. I want to know.

I'm changing for new questions.

Oh, no, you're not allowed to draw, Ramona.

No, no, no.

No, I can't. I can't.

It was going to create shade for me, and I didn't want the shade.

I know, but this is the shady room.

Please be a team player.

Pick one, and then whatever you get, you have to do.

Is it the same question? No. Who has the best butt in the group?

Actually, we all have great butts. And which one is your favorite?

When we were leaving the boat.

Teresa, you had that thing on, and you're kind of shimmering, and your butt

kind of bouncing. I'm like, Jesus Christ, her butt looks good.

Boom, boom, boom. It's like, wow.

So, Teresa, this was your favorite bit.

And we're all still alive.

The question was not that complicated.

Have fun with it.

Who's next?

Who would you sex, marry, kill in this group?

All right, who would you have sex with first?

Okay, but you have to think about this. Like, if you win.

Oh, no.

Sex with the win.

I love it. Well, because I saw her today. She kind of turned me on.

Yeah. Mary.

Let's see. Mary.

Cynthia. She's like, she's very touchy feely. And so am I.

And who would I kill in this group? I mean, I mean, she did say something mean

about me without knowing me.

So now you do know me.

Ramona. But I wouldn't kill her. It's a game. She knows you're not going to kill

her. And I accept. Although the knife is young.

Thank you. Thank you for being a team player and answering the question.

No, Cindy, I'm very upset right now.

Upset about what? I'm not upset.

Let me just be very clear about that.

I know for sure that I'm a team player.

So I was a little irritated because I was excited about putting this together

for you guys.

But if you guys are uncomfortable, we can have that conversation.

But I would like that same respect.

Cindy is taking this far too seriously.

Can we have fun and just do the questions again?

You're the host.

You're not making this fun.

Let's go. Let's move. Who is the most disrespectful? Well, hands down, that's

Ramona. Duh!

I have body image issues. I had an eating disorder when I was younger. I

anymore.

But it never really leaves you. And then when you're in the public eye, when

people say things, then I get more self -conscious. And I look at people like

Luann who can just, like, run around and be free. And I just am not that person.

I don't think I'll ever be that person. I really like this question. And if you

guys are okay, I would like to... actually pass that question around the

thought we were trying to keep this light i kind of fear getting older just

things that change with your body and everything that does make me a little

insecure my biggest insecurity was before brooklyn was never

finding unconditional love but now it is never finding that in a man oh

yeah one of my biggest insecurities

What's fun in love again? You know, I have a great life.

And none of it's fun by yourself. It's not, you know? I come off as if I'm

confident, I would say.

But the truth is, I'm very insecure about leaving my husband alone.

And I've never caught Joe ever doing anything wrong. But it's a real problem

me. And I think it relates for me back to daddy issues.

I saw my dad cheat his whole life. I watched my mother suffer, and she taught

not to trust a man.

And I'm always worried that my family is going to break.

And I'm envious when you walk out that door and you enjoy your girls' night

without any stress, because I can't do it.

You're not alone.

I am f***ing crazy.

I am a psycho!

Ever since she married my brother, they were both very jealous of each other.

They both were not allowed to go out with their friends.

They were always together.

But you know what? Every relationship is different.

I don't like to cast judgment on anyone. Whatever works for your marriage,

that's what you should go with.

Ramona, what is your biggest insecurity?

My body image.

What? My body image. I don't feel good about my body. Ramona, did she come out?

Did you stream Casey?

Ramona, I would not say you're insecure about your body.

Is that her asshole?

They're here, yeah. She's an exhibitionist.

Sometimes when people are insecure, they put out.

The opposite.

If that's what you say, you're insecure about everything. Luann, what's your

insecurity? I'm just terrified I'm going to grow old with Ramona, and I'm going

to have to push her around such a perfect wheelchair.

In my opinion, this is amazing.

Like, everybody started opening up, which is why I had to bail a cue in the

first place.

I personally am loving this.

Me too.

I love this.

And I'm really sorry if I took it too seriously.

I appreciate that.

These ladies are finally getting a glimpse of 50 Cent.

I didn't realize you were actually upset.

Were you upset?

I was a little irritated.

By me?

Yes. Well, you kind of kicked it off. Yes.

Beware and be very afraid.

You just seemed very unwilling to go with it and have fun.

Okay.

Were you upset?

I'm not upset. I was annoyed and I was a little irritated.

By me?

Yes. Well, you kind of kicked it off.

I don't know why Cynthia's really upset. I think that she just might be just a

little bit jealous that I am connecting with some of these ladies.

Okay, I'm sorry.

Do you understand why I was irritated?

I do, but do you understand why I thought it was weird to do an award

looks prettiest?

No. I do, but it's a game. And, you know, we're just having fun with this.

I think it's a thing with me with four daughters. It's like when I hear, who

the prettiest this or whatever, I just go to that place. So I don't mean to

the fun away from it. Let's do it. Let's do the awards. I'm not going to be the

person who says that's our fun. No, no, no. You already said it. It's fine. And

we've had the conversation, and it's okay. We can move on. I did not mean to

a buzzkill. I'm so sorry. All right. I accept your apology. Thank you for

apologizing. Okay.

Totally fine.

So anyone that feels comfortable will give the award.

Go ahead, Ramona. You go first.

Okay.

Sweetest.

Who's the sweetest? Oh, my God. You know what? Who is the sweetest, Ramona? I'm

giving you the sweetest.

I'd like to just take this moment.

I'd like to share this award with Miss Cynthia because I feel sweet can be

underrated, but it takes a lot to be sweet. So I'm wearing this with pride.

Ramona, I'd like to thank Jesus. I'd like to thank God.

I'm taking this win.

Thank you, Jesus.

Okay, the smartest.

Miss Kenya.

Oh, this is easy.

Kyle.

Luann. To be sober in this group takes a lot of strength. Ramona, you have a

great butt.

It's a butt award.

You're just a fashion icon, baby.

You are amazing. I agree. The award is the sexiest. So this is very difficult.

What are you going to say? Who's the sexiest one here, Kenya?

I don't know.

I'm sorry.

Do you guys want?

I'm keeping my mouth shut.

Whatever you want. It's your thing.

Well, you know, it's not whatever I want, obviously.

It's whatever we want, and I'm fine with it.

Cynthia is so salty right now, and she's pointing me.

It's fine, but are you kidding me? I'm sorry that I was such a buzzkill. I'm

sorry. She's not fine.

This one. Here we go.

Shadiest.

We want to toast you for our beautiful, shady evening. Well, this was the third

annual Bailey Q, and it may be the last. I'm sorry.

I appreciate everyone's honesty. I really do think it was powerful.

Cheers to shady bitches.

Shady bitches.

It's so funny to me that a group of women that can be so petty had such a

problem with talking about being petty.

Since he was being a little shady toward me at the Bailey Q, I was disappointed

that Kenya was late.

I would never be late to anything that she's doing. She definitely was being

short with me.

It's kind of a trigger for me because I do feel like people sometimes take my

kindness for weakness.

No, I feel like everyone truly wants the right award.

For real. And I honestly, I do feel they're smart.

I'm going to have a conversation with her. It's about the respect.

Synthesizing is just a little jealous.

For all the petty people out there, I accept this award on their behalf.

I mean, since I am the shadiest, Cynthia's potato salad probably

shouldn't have stayed in Alyssa.