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Okay,

let's go. For years, I've been hearing, I would love to see all the Housewives

come together.

This is Housewives on crack.

Woo -hoo!

Can I do the woo -hoo over? The Bravo universe collide.

What drama in New York is the dramatic cosmetic surgery?

I've heard Kenya can be a little difficult and a little tough, but I

be a little difficult and tough, too. Let's do the work.

And let's get to really know each other, and not just be sir.

Kyle and Melissa will be the most fun. Alana goes for the juggler, but I love

Ramona Kahn.

They're not all OG.

Melissa's not an OG.

Just saying.

This dress is totally seer and see -through. It looks like a bathing suit

underneath, but to me, it's a dress.

You need to make sure you get the master.

How am I going to do that?

Just tell them that I set up the...

property for you, and that, you know, it is what it is. What am I going to do,

be funny and run and take it? They'll be like, that's not funny, bitch.

Out of the group, I know Luann the least, and I would say Melissa or Ramona

most. You've met Ramona in New York. I know Ramona. She used to date a friend

mine a long, long time ago.

Well, of course, until you put your foot in your mouth, then you're on your own.

How do you really handle Teresa, like, for long periods of time? Because she's

not exactly... She reminds me a little bit of a scarecrow. She only had a

I... I will always tell you

the truth, and I'll always be up front with you.

I'm such a cool mom.

I'm going to, like, a gorgeous villa. All housewives together.

I'm a little hoarse today. I'm going to have, like, a hoarse interview.

My voice is hoarse. Teresa and I are, obviously, go way back.

Kyle and I have been on vacations together. We've had a lot of double

our husbands.

And Ramona, we've done a couple work things together. I think I'm the only

who can honestly say that I'm good friends with all of them.

Hi, girl, everybody.

He's making fun of me. Are you mocking me, you little cutie cutie?

Oh, my god. What did you bring me?

What is this?

A bracelet?

Yeah, because you're on your journey.

Eight cards to open up each day.

Babe, I love you.

Oh, my god. Look at the villa. That's so beautiful.

This amazing villa even comes with a concierge.

Concierge. Concierge. Concierge.

Concierge. Michael seemed really sweet, and I guess he's going to be our butler

for the week.

Hi, it's Ramona.

Oh, hey Ramona, yeah.

They didn't tell me you're this good looking. How many bedrooms are there in

house? Six bedrooms.

Six? I heard there's one small room that has like bunk beds.

Do you have a preference?

I definitely don't want the bunk bedroom.

I'm getting the master bedroom. I don't care what anyone says.

Yeah,

mommy has to go on a plane.

But this time, mommy is not going on a plane with you, okay?

Let's call Auntie Cynthia.

Yeah?

We're going on this trip, and it's eight days.

We're all going to get to know each other better.

Pretty much all of these ladies called me, and they were like, ask me

about Kenya.

I think you're going to love her. She is. There was a little trepidation

Well, no, she is an acquired hate.

They watch the show. They see the shade assassin at work.

I don't know her. Do you know Ramona? No, sorry, not Ramona. Not Ramona. I'm

sorry, what's the one with the crazy eyes?

Oh, Ramona. Okay, I'm saying the name right.

I'm going to go right into the pool. It's going to be amazing.

I know.

Hi,

honey. How did you sleep last night?

Aw,

I had a hard time falling asleep last night also.

Okay, I need some lotion.

I got you a good strong oil.

Does it have a scent to it? It does. It smells great. Yes, Cynthia.

Right? Aren't you so happy your sister -in -law's with you?

So happy.

When we're old ladies, we'll be like, remember we did all that stuff and we

really didn't like each other, but we tried hard and then we liked each other.

I have to say, I really enjoyed my flight over with Melissa and Teresa, and

got to know Teresa better, and I really like her. Because you were like, I don't

know about Teresa.

Yeah, I wasn't sure what I would think about her.

She's been through a lot. She's been through a lot.

And I'm just so happy she's happy now. Me too. She's got that nice man.

There's one thing I want to tell you. I didn't want to tell you until you were

in this car and coming, and you're stuck, and you have to come.

Why?

Well, it's nothing really bad, but Kyle called me while I was packing, and she

said she spoke to Ramona, and that Ramona, like, she called you the

And, like, do you get it? Yeah, no, I don't get it.

But she was saying basically, like, the scarecrow has no brain.

Like, if you kind of look at her and the way she acts, like, she looks like she

doesn't have a brain. She's a little out there.

No,

she looks like the tin man that needs a brain. The tin man has no heart. How

does a tin man have a brain?

No, but I mean, I'm saying the same thing. Tin man and the scarecrow, to me,

have no brain. They're empty. They're both empty.

All right.

Oh, there she is. Oh, here you are.

Oh, look at you all dressed up. Thank you.

Thank you. It's been comfortable.

Cheers. Cheers. It's been a great trip. It's been a wonderful trip.

Yeah, take your mask off.

Hi.

Nice to see you. How are you doing?

Yeah, right?

Hi. How are you doing?

Oh, my God.

Wow. How long did that take?

Does anyone want a muffin? I always need a carb.

In the morning. I'm heavy right now. You look great. You know what it is? I'm

125 right now. My low weight now is like 121. My high weight is 125.

So I go down to 121, only go up to 125, then I go down again to 121. But yeah,

it's tough. It's a battle. I'm very hard on myself. I know you are now. You're

upset. There's a side of me that's very shy, which people don't know.

Who's shy?

I have a very shy side of my personality. People would never believe.

I'm the same, and I can be a little socially awkward, too. Like, I don't

lot of attention when I go, like, because I want to go, but very much

can you put me in the corner?

It took me years to admit that I was celebrity, somebody famous. I don't get

that. I don't understand it.

Ramona! We're on a TV show! You're on a TV show! That makes no sense! How long

have you been on the show now? I started in 2006.

So you're 13 years?

I've been around with her from the beginning.

It started with Orange County, but no one knew who Orange County was.

You and I, with New York City, put Bravo on the map with the French guys, okay?

Kenya,

I know my facts. One thing I know is facts. Our show came on, and you know

We were in, first week, Wall Street Journal, Daily News. We were called the

Water Show. People get up the next morning and talk about it by their water

cooler. Water cooler, not cool water.

Like saying, because of me, you're here right now, which is not a good way to

start. Call me when you invented a move that defines a franchise.

I literally invented table flipping.

New York. Maybe she got them confused. Maybe it's her dementia.

Right now, Beverly Hills has the highest ratings, so.

Excuse me, everyone. I would like to have everyone's attention.

This is Brooklyn.

This is the first time Kenya has left this little girl in two and a half

I have been through it with her. I've seen the evolution of this beautiful

relationship. This is a big deal because this is really the first time this

woman has left her child. And I know all the mothers here can relate to that.

So Kenya Moore, in celebration of you cutting the unbiblical cord.

Say I'm proud of you, love you, and we're going to have a bomb -ass time in

Turks and Caicos.

We've got eight days together.

Don't use these same scissors to cut me later.

All right? You can cut the cord. I might have to cut a bitch with these

scissors.

Cynthia with me definitely makes things a lot easier.

I have so many sources of stress in my life, and she knows them more than

else. In the spirit of Kenya, not only leaving her baby for the first time,

she's also going through a divorce.

I have a court date this week.

Court date while we're here. It's just a lot. It's just a lot. So I would like

to request that we think about considering giving Kenya the master.

I think it's a little bit out of left field. I mean, everybody could sit here

and say they have a reason why they should have the master bedroom.

I'm fine, so you give up my room to make sure you have a nice room. Wow, Kenya,

that's a girlfriend right there.

I didn't realize they were such great friends.

I don't know, Ramona, I don't know if she would do the same.

I remember when I was getting divorced, I think I lost like 15 pounds, I

couldn't eat. It is traumatic, I mean, going through a divorce. So yeah, I

agree, give it to Kenya, and I'll take one of the next best rooms.

I just want to tell you about tonight, what's going to happen. I know

doing something different every night. I contacted my friend, John McDonald.

He owns this really great restaurant. It's on the ocean, beach, whatever.

And he has great music. It's called The Conch Shack. Actually, Luanne and I were

there like four, five, six years ago. Uh -huh.

I'll never forget it. Don't tell them.

This is the one that you cock -block everybody?

She went in and said, I don't give a shit about these girls. I might marry

guy and live on this island.

No, I don't know. I was into him. I was flirting.

I was into him. Oh, okay. Wait a minute. What happened?

That was when I decided I couldn't be with my ex -husband anymore. It was

You were married at the time?

Yeah. So you were flirting with this guy? No, I was getting divorced. He was

cheating on me for a year. You just said you were flirting with him one minute

ago. Yeah, because I was getting divorced.

Wait, what?

Because you don't understand anything I say.

Why are you calling me a bitch? Because you don't understand anything I say.

That's unacceptable. What you're not going to do on this trip is call me a

bitch. You just

said you were flirting with

him. Yeah, because I didn't divorce, bitch.

Excuse me? Because you don't understand anything I say. Why are you calling me a

bitch? What's wrong with you? That's unacceptable.

What you're not going to do on this trip is call me a bitch.

Okay, I don't even like being called a bitch on a normal day, but from a near

-perfect stranger?

Bitch, please.

This is insane.

All right, Ramona, apologize for calling you a bitch. I'm sorry.

Maybe I'm taking it wrong.

Take that back. And I apologize. You're taking a lot wrong.

Wait, how did that just go south? She apologized for calling you a bitch. By

way, the flight attendant just left the building. The flight attendant just

left.

even landed yet, this is not a good sign.

Alright, I'm going to let it go.

I'm going to be the bigger person.

Fasten your seatbelt, girls. This is going to be one hell of a ride.

Okay, first of all, that whole thing of her calling me out of my name was

intense. But the funny thing is I was looking at, like, things online about

of us coming here, and they're like, she's going to start calling Kenya

And I didn't know what that meant, and then today she did.

I actually think Portia should get the map.

Portia's not here.

I meant Kenya.

Why do you call Kenya Portia? I don't know because I don't really know Kenya.

just know Portia. I didn't really watch the show recently.

I think it was an honest mistake.

She should do it again.

So who do you get along with on your show and who you don't?

I pretty much get along with everyone for the most part, but I'm the closest

Kenya and Kandy. And you? I get along with Cynthia, Kandy, Marlo, Latoya,

Fallon.

Everyone but Portia. Right.

I'm so excited just to be on an island right now.

The water is breathtaking.

I don't like that.

No, there's nice fish. They're cute little ones. I don't like no fish

me. They're like little Nemo's fish.

Patrick, can you turn the air just a little down?

I wonder how big this island is.

It's not that big.

Patrick,

right? It's a small island, right?

He's listening to somebody else.

Oh, your nipple's showing. Oh, great.

They're always showing. It's going to happen. I knew it was going to happen.

At least they're pretty.

Thank you. Yeah, they are pretty. Thank you very much. I had a good time. Thanks

for coming, too. Hold on.

There's our house.

Here, forward, forward, forward. Keep going, keep going, keep going. Okay,

they come, guys.

Here we are.

Oh, wow.

Nice.

Oh, my God. It's beautiful.

Home sweet home for the week.

Hey, guys. Welcome, welcome to Triton Villa.

Is that Michael?

Hi. I'm Teresa.

So nice to see you. Are you Michael?

Yes. I'm Kyle. So nice to meet you. Hey, Kyle. So nice to meet you, too. Welcome

to Triton. Thank you so much. Michael. So nice to meet you. Luann.

Talking to Michael on the phone is one thing, but actually meeting him in

is a whole other experience because it's quite cute.

He's got to eat the omelette.

I kind of got my eye out for my girl Kenya.

Hi, I'm Cynthia.

Are you a cutie pie?

I know that voice.

How was your flight?

I mean, Michael seems like a great guy. I'm also very scared for this man.

My boobs look good. That's all that matters.

Where's the nearest ladies room?

Teresa, Kenya, Melissa, Cynthia, Luann.

Kelly.

Oh my god, Ramona's already in the house. No.

What is she doing?

She's trying to get her room already.

Ramona wants the master bedroom. Of course she wants the master bedroom.

living together. She's my husband. I already got my stuff in his car. She

does this. Where is Ramona?

She's probably getting her room right now.

I'm peeing on my territory. We should have one of the nicest rooms. Are you

serious? Okay, well, we'll see about this. I know the layout already. Master

bedroom, three bedrooms. Welcome. Welcome to Triton.

Wow, wow, wow, wow.

Did you find Ramona?

I'm claiming a room. These are the two best rooms. Maybe.

Girls, can we take a tour and at least see the house?

What's this?

Can't claim a room. You can look and not claim. How about that? Yeah, we just

look.

OK, this is it.

Done. Is this the master?

Yes. This is the master. Oh, man.

This is amazing.

They all have oceanfront views, except that one room downstairs.

Oh, let's see the other two rooms.

So would they share the bath?

So whoever's here shares this bathroom.

Oh, so we put Ramona in here.

Yeah, so let's just do that. You think Ramona's going to come here? She doesn't

have a choice.

I deserve the best room. Why should you get the best room?

Listen, as I said before, I'm the most senior here, and all my fans are saying,

you better get the best room. Well, maybe I should get the best room. Maybe

should care. I mean, I got to support what my fans think.

I was over it. You ladies can fight over these rooms as long as you want. We

don't play like that in Beverly Hills.

Ramona. Ramona.

Ramona. I took one of the bedrooms, not the bedroom. I'm taking this bedroom.

Get your ass out of the bedroom. No, no, no. It doesn't work like that. Sorry.

There's other women here. I'm so excited to make you the boss because I'm the

eldest. The eldest rules. I'm so used to being embarrassed by Ramona that it

kind of doesn't phase me anymore. So it's kind of nice to see her getting

out finally.

karma of the pit, isn't it?

This is my room.

Portia, you get the other mate. Her name is not Portia. Her name is Kenya. Oh,

my God.

Portia don't like each other, Ramona.

Oh, that was a big faux pas.

Diana. Are you talking to me? I meant Diana.

No, I'm Michelle. The fact that she's stopped seeing Brian. Brian?

Who's Brian? Bruce. Oh, Brian.

Hello, boat man. How are you?

I appreciate the boat man.

Maybe I knew that down deep and that's why he said it. Who knows?

I don't know. I don't think so, though.

You're being ridiculous.

Come on, Ramona.

I'm going to need you to act properly, darling.

You're putting your dirty feet inside somebody's sheets already.

Get out of the bed. You're not special.

Come on.

Yeah, I am.

I have a feeling Ramona is my roommate in the bunk room. Holy Mary, Mother of

God. I know I'm Jewish, but still.

Can they bring my luggage up here with the gold thing?

I just want to have lunch.

Guys, I can't be fighting for a room. It's beneath me.

She can have it. Is this six?

Let's just do that. I don't care. I'm not going to fight with people. I don't

care. We have beautiful homes in that room.

This will be our suite. Me and Kyle, we're going to share this as a big

What she's not getting is she cannot do all the things that she's done and then

feel like she gets the best room.

Ramona!

Romana. Pardon?

Romana? She's in the shower.

Romana. Can we talk to you for a minute?

She's naked. She's in the shower.

I haven't known this lady a day, and now I've already seen her naked.

Give us some privacy.

Really?

Oh, my God.

We just got here, and we got seven more days to go.

Kyle and Melissa are taking downstairs.

You can have the room. We're good.

I like the last one to the end.

Michael did

you

like what you saw?

You didn't sign up for a senior citizen, did you?

There's an old saying, you know, when you show your ass, we've literally seen

Ramona's ass.

Yep.

We're sharing this bathroom tile.

Oh, my God, it's so hot.

I kind of feel like I'm with college girls and we're dorming and this is my

or something.

I just had a lock on the side, I remember.

Hey, Sean, so listen, thank you for putting a lock on my luggage, even

you know it did have a lock.

How do I open it? You never sent me the code.

928.

She's sleeping? Okay, call me when she wakes up. Bye.

I would love a margarita on the run.

Light salt.

I'll do the same.

Yeah,

I need one after that. Oh, my God.

What pisses me off is I literally, like the whole ride here, took up for Ramona.

It's only been two and a half, three hours.

We haven't even gotten there yet. I'm going to push that button and give

another chance.

Thank you. It's unacceptable for what she's doing. Or we need some ground

Or it's going to suck because the worst is to be in a group of women and nobody

wants to hang out with you.

She's literally going to be on an island by herself. No pun intended.

The whole, like, you know, seniority thing. I'm like, I've been on this show

11 years. I started my show.

I need my phone, sweetheart.

Who's more popular?

You or Ramona?

Based on Instagram.

Ramona has 869 ,000.

Let's see how many I have.

2 ,000 ,002.

If you are the oldest, you are the grownest, you need to act like you got

most sense. Right. How old is she?

I have to Google it. I didn't bring my phone. Is she close to 65, I heard?

65? I don't know. I don't know. Does that whole dementia thing start

Oh, Lord.

Yeah.

I don't know.

I'm taking a poll.

We're on a TV show. I am the longest running original OG.

You know, I've been filming since 2006.

But Kenya, she's going through some really difficult times.

So I said, you know what? Give her the best room and I'll take another.

Explain what I did wrong because I'm not getting it. You come with a very direct

approach. Well, isn't that good? Shouldn't we be all direct? No, I think

what makes you so wonderful.

And you just met me. Wow. Thank you. I understand. And I think and I think I

think that's your son.

Yeah, this is my mother.

Oh, all in the family. I love it.

Oh, my God. She's naked.

Her butt is hanging out.

Why do I have to see her ass crack when I'm eating right now?

She's an exhibitionist.

Is that him? I think it's a thong.

Wow, this is nice.

Is that her asshole?

Are you naked?

No, I have a cover up on. What's underneath? Is that your underwear?

Yeah, her underwear and nipple covers.

I don't see a nipple cover. I see nipples.

She has some nipple covers.

Hey, girls.

I was going to go first. I'm looking. I'll go with you. I'll go with you,

Wow, these New Yorkers, they don't see beaches often. I want to go swimming. Me

too.

I am going to go for a swim and then sit down. Well, that's why you look like

that.

My mom used to put a lock on it for security. They gave me the code, but the

code doesn't work. I can't open it. That's not right.

I never start a fight like that.

And we finish it. I know I never started.

And she threw the first punch by saying the scarecrow thing, but something about

me not having a brain or something. We didn't even know about the scarecrow

thing. Clearly she doesn't care. I don't think she wants to make friends. I

think she doesn't even care.

Probably warmer than the pool.

I can't. I got nothing on.

I don't know if this is washable or dry.

It could shrink in the salt water.

Oh, you didn't change?

No, I was right.

You okay?

Maybe I'm good.

Are my eyes black or no? No, you look gorgeous. You look like Sophia Loren.

Aw, thank you, baby.

But I don't look like I'm naked naked, right? I just look sexy.

Like sexy something, right?

Oh, wow, that ortho looks amazing.

Do you call this conch or conk?

Conk. Conk, like conk, right? Not conk.

What are we wearing tonight?

I mean, can we wear, is it bare in a fan? Look at how beautiful. I don't

This place is beautiful.

Michael's fan.

Can you describe what tonight looks like?

Yeah, the conch shack is, it's on the beach.

Okay. Yeah. So we should wear like flats?

Definitely wear flats.

Okay. Uh -oh.

What? Uh -oh. I don't have many, though.

All right, I'm going to get ready.

This is like interesting.

I always wondered how it would be with all of us together.

Right? And it's almost like the way they act on their own shows, it's kind of,

it's what you get. It's the same.

Like, from whatever you want. Well, we're being themselves, and yeah. Then

that's that.

Here, let's own a show, Joe. Maybe I'll FaceTime Joe.

FaceTime Joe. Let's say hi to Joe.

I haven't seen Joe since we did a double date in Vegas.

I know.

Well, we saw you in Beverly Hills that night, too.

At Mr. Chow.

Right.

Hi.

Ramona wants to say hi.

How are you?

Good, nice to see you.

He's in LA holding down the fort.

Ramona's on the beach right now in a thong with just nipple covers on.

I swear.

She's normal.

They say I'm the normal one. I'm sick of my girl over here.

What we thought of it was not normal. The normal ones stay together.

We're a little off.

We're a little off.

We don't have our say in normal.

Hey, Cynthia. It's Michael. Hi.

Hey, just to let you know, the taxes are ready, and we're ready to take you out

to the concert. Okay. All right. I'll be down in a second.

Call Sean.

Johnny. Johnny.

It's Ramona.

Hey. Hey, are you like me? Are you just, like, out of the shower?

I just stepped out of the shower, and I just got to get over there.

Well,

I got out of the shower, and I just had my hair done. What do you think?

The last time I physically saw John was years ago.

So tonight, I feel like making a bit of an entrance. I want to just kind of look

really good for John. It'll be interesting to see if any sparks will

The girls are ready. We're going to be there, I think, earlier than later. I

think we're going to get there probably like 6 .30.

Well, you can just go naked, baby.

Okay.

No spots for my shoes.

Where are you?

Here.

I'm going to do my own makeup the whole time.

Me too.

Your necklace is on backwards, by the way.

Melissa? Yeah.

No, it's not. In the mirror, it's not.

I was like, is that English?

So it goes this way. You put it backwards. Oh, my God. Thank you.

I know that Melissa and Teresa are not blood related, but there's something in

the Jersey water.

Are you seeing? that somebody is literally writing on Twitter every

What we've been doing?

Verbatim.

Somebody's talking.

I don't know who.

I mean, it's not me.

It's not me. I don't do that. I don't do that either.

Okay, look, look.

Okay, it says, the housewives have arrived at the house in Church and

I'm told Ramona instantly ran to the bathroom and has pissed off the other

women. She's already called Kenya a bitch and they haven't even been there

an hour. Buckle up. That's, that's bull. That is word for word.

Come on. Well, someone's talking.

Who is it?

Like, who is the guy saying it? Well, here's a picture of this guy. Well, he's

with Kenya here.

And this is the guy that's writing everything.

So hold on. Let's see who follows him.

TMZ.

Kenya.

Yeah. Come on. Someone's telling him.

Are you going to ask her?

Sure.

I'm just saying someone is telling the guy where he follows and he follows her

that has all the suits.

And there's a picture of them together.

And a picture.

And they're saying that Ramona called her a bitch.

Okay, well, we're going to find out.

All right, girls, we got to go because we're going to be late.

This is the light right here. We have three in this taxi here, four in this

here.

Four in this one.

I'm reading this one, yeah.

I'll get in this one.

Just sit here.

I'll sit in the back.

No, no, go sit in the back. Can I sit in the back? Yeah. No, no, I'll sit in the

back.

Oh, my God. Okay, wait.

So, oh, God. I picked the car with the asshole in it. I wonder how long this

ride is going to be. And I know I can be tough and controlling, but even I would

not be that way to someone I met the first time.

book how ridiculous is that i know it's so stupid i know i wrote a book too and

i'm like that's never gonna happen i was like looking outside my window and it's

so beautiful i have no window oh you don't no i have no balcony i have no

i am okay i don't have a balcony i'm just saying like it's eight days it's a

long time to like whatever oh my god ramona's with the two people that she

having an issue with it's sunset like what 7 30.

I hope we can get there by sunset. It'd be nice to see the sun.

Wow, this place is poppin'. Pop it up!

Party!

This place is poppin' up. Come, Sean. Here we go. Just want to party.

Ramona doesn't even need us here. Like, she doesn't even notice. If we all left,

she wouldn't notice.

Excuse me, miss.

Hey, you! How are you? This is so cute.

Oh, my gosh.

How gorgeous is that? Beautiful.

All of a sudden, I'm in a very good mood now.

Excuse me, ladies.

So there's appetizers on the menu, but I love the shrimp. Does anybody else want

grilled shrimp? Yes, love grilled shrimp. Yeah, that would be great.

Hey, ladies.

Ramona? Hi.

I know what you like.

What do I like?

It's the chila you like.

Seeing him for the first time in six years is nice.

He has a rock -hard body.

He has a beautiful smile.

And he's a good flirt, so what's not to like? This is your restaurant?

Yes, it is. It's beautiful. So beautiful. These guys say the sweetest

it really is. So nice. Love this.

Turks and Caicos.

Ladies. Cheers.

Cheers, cheers, cheers.

So, are you happy to be back on island?

I mean, I love this island. I mean, it's like a small, intimate.

It's got friendly people.

You know, it's beautiful.

The water is more beautiful.

And it has you.

You're a man of many titles.

Thank you.

Is she flirting? Is this flirting mode?

No.

This is her game right now. Are you watching her game? This is her game.

her game.

She's like... Oh, right, right, right.

I'm, like, embarrassed for her. It's so awkward, and it's funny.

Hi, John.

She's thrusting her chest out.

Thrusting and thrusting. It's so natural now. I don't even realize I'm flirting

that way.

I know.

I know what I'm doing.

Thank you.

Yeah, that's selfish.

Okay, so you guys, I'm curious. Well, Ramona's too busy with her boyfriend.

But I have a question.

Where do we think these stories are coming from that are leaking online

all of us? All right, I'll circle back. I don't want to interrupt further.

They've been leaking a lot of stuff.

Well, there's one specific guy. What was his name? That is from TMZ.

The TMZ guy. What's his name? Anthony.

Anthony. You know Anthony from TMZ. I know Anthony.

You have a picture with him on his Instagram. I know Anthony.

But you're not talking to him at all. No. Why would I call him from Turks and

Caicos?

The people in the press love me. Doesn't mean that I give them information.

I ain't saying Kenya leaked it. All I'm saying is I know that she knows Anthony.

Awkward. Whenever a story like this comes out, you always have to think

who does this benefit.

Getting my detective hat on now.

As Ramona did what she did with the room, it was written on Instagram in

time. Yes.

It literally writes out that Ramona ran and got the best room. I heard she does

that. All the time. No, no, no. You heard what all the time?

You don't know me. I don't talk to the press. I hate the press.

It was written on Instagram in real time. That Ramona got the best room. I

she does that all the time. No, no, no. You heard what all the time?

You don't know me. I don't talk to the press. I hate the press. No, no. I'm not

saying that.

Someone tell me you run to the room every time.

Bottom line, you got the best room that's gonna count.

I have a question. Yeah, what?

Not all your friends are on the TV show, so what do you do when you're with your

friends? They always give me the best room. Why?

Because I'm Ramona.

Because you are Ramona? I'm very lucky.

I'm a blessed girl.

I'm a blessed girl.

Ramona, you came in looking on the high for the room.

I have a bad delivery. I admit it. I apologize for my bad delivery and bad

behavior. I'm sorry.

I owe you the biggest apology.

Don't you know I'm the apologizer? I'm sorry you got hurt.

Apologizer, that's me.

Ladies and gentlemen, the one, the only, Ramona, the apologizer.

Seriously, I am really sorry.

I am really sorry. I don't know what came over me. But you know what? I'm

You want people to think you're a complete asshole?

I'm not an asshole.

Well, you have behaved like one.

Well, I'm sorry you feel that way. No, it's not how I feel. I think everyone

feels that way. You are being an asshole.

I'm saying that you're behaving like an asshole. So if it looks like an asshole,

walks like an asshole, talks like an asshole, it's an asshole.

Well, I actually said you should get the best rooms. Is that being an asshole?

No, Ramona, but you disregarded everyone else.

Yeah, that's the real issue. I think what I don't like, everyone to come at

I respect that and I will listen to her.

Cynthia is always the peacemaker in our group, but I just think she's wasting

her time. Ramona can't see herself. I don't know if there's any peace to

be made with her.

Ramona does not know how to read a room.

She needs somebody to say, friend, you're f***ing up.

Some of us know each other, some of us don't. I've told every person over there

that you've always been nice to me. I feel the same way. Without question. But

once we got here.

You just went into this whole other thing that was, like, not really

trying to get to know everybody.

And I understand, like, you and Kenya went at it. You know, I do think that,

know, the way you handled the situation on the plane and, you know, calling her

a bitch or whatever, that didn't have to happen.

Well, you know, I called my girlfriend a bitch, you bitch. I know, but you guys

don't have that relationship.

No, you're right.

You know, this is a group situation, but today...

You just weren't being a team player. In my mind, I don't think I did anything

wrong.

But now hearing you, I did something wrong, so I'm taking it in. But you came

the house, got in the bed of the room that you chose. Well, I'm trying to be

funny.

I'm just saying.

We kind of came together to actually try to get to know each other. I'm not

disagreeing. You know, we all have these things out there that people think

about our personalities, about who we are. But I think it's unfair you go on a

girl's trip together and not just kind of give people the benefit of the doubt.

Do you think Ramona's okay right now? She doesn't care. I would be mortified

right now. I don't know what's happening.

So how can I rectify this? All right, this is how you can rectify it. You can

back and say, hey, you know what, guys? I had the best of intentions, but maybe

I didn't handle today the way I could.

Yeah, I always have the worst delivery.

I will be your wingman. No, I have the worst delivery. If I feel like you're

going, what? No, I have the worst delivery.

And I admit, I'm tough. I grew up tough.

I had to be tough in my marriage. I had to be tough in life. I'm self -made. And

sometimes I just go, you know, I steamroll.

It's not that I want to be mean or aggressive. It's just the way it

So you're going to go over there, and what are you going to say? Okay, here we

go. Let's roll play.

Ladies, I now realize I started off on the wrong foot, and I created a little

animosity. So I want to make it up to you all, and can we start fresh

Please allow me the opportunity to do that. Please allow me to do that. Okay,

that's good.

Humble. Thank you.

One thing about Cynthia Bailey Hill is everybody gets a chance. So I'm still

trying to be good in Ramona, trying to understand this woman, because I'm

confused.

Ramona would like to say something to everyone that's here.

All right, Cynthia, what'd you do, Cynthia?

No, seriously, I'm being really serious. I'm going to take you serious. I really

started off on the wrong foot when we got to the house, and I made the energy

bad. We're all here together. Have a good time. And it wasn't my intention to

like this person that you are feeling receptive to. And please forgive me. And

want to start fresh.

And I did put my, I did the wrong thing. I did the wrong thing. I'm so glad that

Cynthia's getting in there. But, you know, I'm not holding my breath until

makes another profile.

Yeah, what about the scarecrow thing?

Please forgive me. And I want to start fresh. And I did put my... I did the

wrong thing. I did the wrong thing. Yeah, what about the scarecrow thing?

I didn't know you. But to say that about someone is horrible, Ramona.

I never said anything terrible about someone that I didn't know.

I would have to care about you to get my feelings back. Got it. Oh, Cynthia.

Where do you get all of these strays from, honey? The fact is you are a

Okay, yes, I have said things that are terrible to people, but it was always

justified after I got to know them.

Case closed.

I appreciate your apology. Thank you, Kyle.

You said it, and now all the girls heard it. No, no, because you know what?

We were like, I was like talking about every girl on the trip, and I really

smart women. I only surround myself with smart women. Get closer. And I wasn't

really sure how bright you were. You can't hear.

I'm talking to you. It's not you and I. Okay, okay.

It's not about her. No, but they all heard this comment now.

I didn't have to clear the air with you. Okay, okay, okay. Okay, I want to have

a conversation with you. I don't really care about them. It's not you and I.

But you said it to Kyle.

I will tell you. All right. So go on. I just don't sugarcoat things. And when

you're doing an apology, sometimes you have to do it a little softer.

It's all right. It's the way it is. I don't care. I don't care.

Told you.

On your show.

They say all these things like you're not smart. And I heard all these, like,

little noises. Then, when I was on the plane with you, I realized, holy moly,

you have your stuff so together.

You are unbelievable.

You have overcome so much. And on that plane ride here, I learned about who

Teresa is.

I'm a four -time director and best -selling author.

I don't have to prove to you anything.

And I admire you tremendously.

And Teresa is a strong woman,

caring.

And smart.

Thank you. Okay, you are. Thank you. Okay, I changed my opinion. I told you

yesterday. Okay? Thank you.

It's like, whatever.

Sometimes you've got to accept people for how they are.

I'm a New York Times bestselling author.

I wrote six books, so I know I definitely have brains up there.

All right, let's all start fresh. We all have preconceived notions from both.

Let's just start fresh and get to know each other on a new leveling plane.

Level plane. Yeah.

Level.

Did I say it wrong? Did I say it wrong? Yes, you did.

Fine. Fine.

Fine.

We had the best time at the contract, but there's always drama when you have

seven women together. I figure seven days, we're bonding together and

drinking a lot together. Bring it on.

Let's have some fun.

happening you need you need soap i mean you can't put this kind of stuff on your

vajayjay it's too like smelly and fragrant are you sure you don't want a

poke of this for your vajayjay i don't like this i don't like all this like

fragrant stuff on my vajayjay do you have a green soap in there for your

vajayjay okay record we did that here

Ain't nobody got time to just be mad at Ramona. And I'm really glad that I

stepped up and had a real conversation.

And it worked.

You know, I'm a little mad at my wife. So it was like, okay, that was like a

paper cut.

I don't know. No, I'm telling you. Well, I have issues with eating my body up.

But you're always in your life.

No, not now.

So, like, growing up, like, did your mother, did she just kind of be

by your body?

No, but my sister's really skinny.

That's right. Well, I'm skinny, and I wasn't. I think it settled for me to do

that. Like I said, the body style, like, probably being a little skinny. I don't

know. I have big boobs, right?

I have a bigger butt.

I do feel like I was chubby when I was a kid.

I was in a movie when I was about 11 years old, and I went to school, and a

bunch of kids said, oh, we saw you in the movie, and you looked fat.

But all I could say was, I know.

You're curvy.

No, I also have, like, stuff. Like, I have, like, you know, meat.

All right, you guys, stop.

I'm really getting upset with you.

This is the side of Ramona that I was hoping really existed.

I've met a certain thing, and I figured, you know, she's going to offend

someone. That's just a given. But everything she's saying to me tonight

like a very good girlfriend.

I'm happy to know that she has this in her because the other side of Ramona is

little...

Be with us. This is maybe something you can work on. Because now you're with

women, women who care about you and like you. And maybe you can work on your

body image with us and slowly show more of your body as you're comfortable over

the next seven days.

Okay. I'm going to try.

I'm going to try.

Good night.

You can drip me down in Gucci.

Or you can drip me down in Prada.

So I want to thank John for allowing us to do this. Thank you, John. Oh, my

pleasure. Thank you for coming. I spent some time with you guys, and I was

expecting a little more drama, and you guys all seem to like each other. You

should have seen what happened on the yacht the other day.

What happened on the yacht the other day?

We both want to hear.

Do we have to repeat stories? We're all on such a good page right now. Oh, my

God. We just had a crazy night. Do we have to really talk about it right now?

They were talking about it.

Ramona tried to blackmail.

Actually, no, it's not true, and you're wrong.

I would never blackmail anyone, so why are you making it live, Tanya?

Wow.