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Oh, those are
beautiful pastries.
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Yeah, right? I got them
from this amazing bakery
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on Abbot Kinney.
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I thought this was a cream puff,
but it's got meat in it.
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You know how you get your mouth
all ready for something sweet,
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and suddenly there's ham?
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I don't like mouth surprises.
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Malcolm, is that your floor
making that sound?
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Uh, yeah,
mine's got a few quirks.
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Son, your floor
shouldn't be mushy.
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It's fine.
It's just a old house, Pop.
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Whoa, Marty, no!
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What? What?
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You cannot go near
the fireplace.
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What's wrong?
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There's a gap in the floor
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right where you're standing.
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-A gap?
-It's a small gap.
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-But do not move.
-What...
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Look, I had to put a rug over it
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'cause I didn't want Mama
to see it.
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So you rather your mother
watch her son fall to his death?
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Okay, babe,
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it's one foot down
and just sand.
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Yeah.
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Well, it's not just sand.
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It's a family of crabs
under there.
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Crabs?!
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-Daddy, please...
-You-you gonna be okay, son.
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You gonna be all right.
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-You can do this.
-Mar-Marty, look at me, okay?
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Step towards the plant.
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Come on.
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Step to the edge of the rug.
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Okay, now jump.
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There you go. See? Yay.
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Get off me. Get off me.
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See? Look, we all good.
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We are not all good.
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When people come to visit,
they shouldn't have to
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be a American Ninja Warrior
to go to the bathroom.
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You know what?
You need new floors.
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Oh, no, no, I can't afford
new floors right now.
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Well, can you afford a lawsuit?
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Oh, please,
Marty is not gonna sue me.
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-I would sue you so fast!
-See?
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Uh, uh, no-nobody's
suing nobody.
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Listen.
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We'll get you new floors.
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It'll-it'll be
our housewarming gift.
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-Yeah.
-Whoa, no, no, look, look. Thanks, y'all.
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But-but new floors?
That's a fortune.
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Eh, not necessarily.
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You know what? I'm gonna
call my cousin Crutch.
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Oh, Crutch?
That's the one who always has
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his shirt off
in the Christmas cards?
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Yeah, I don't even open
the envelope anymore.
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We haven't seen Crutch in years.
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Look, the point is
is that he owns
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a flooring company in New York.
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I'm sure he can get us
the materials wholesale.
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-Oh.
-Okay.
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I'll just call him right here.
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What up, cuz?
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Okay, C-Crutch, could-could you
put a shirt on, please?
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You called me
during my naked time.
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Eh... Oh...
Okay, Crutch, listen.
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Hey, my son Malcolm
just bought a house, and, uh,
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he needs new floors, so...
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we thought maybe
you could hook us up.
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Of course, cuzzo. I got you.
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Well, all right.
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I can't believe Malcolm
is old enough to buy a house.
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It feels just like yesterday
you was wearing pull-ups
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and eating glue.
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Y'all let me eat glue?
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Me? No. Your father
let Crutch watch you.
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You kept trying to open up
your little mouth.
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It was adorable.
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Okay, well,
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a-all right, all right, cuz,
thank you so much, man.
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We appreciate the help, though.
Thank you.
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Look, don't mention it.
As soon as I place the order,
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I'll get on a plane.
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A plane?
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What... Why-why you
getting on a plane?
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It's a long drive from New York.
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You know I got
banned from Amtrak.
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They don't joke around
with them quiet cars.
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You know, uh, Crutch,
there's no need
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for you to travel
all the way out here.
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We just, you know,
we thought you could just
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kind of help us
with the materials.
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-That's...
-Hold on for a minute.
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You want the Crutch discount
without the Crutch?
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No. No, no, man,
we want the Crutch.
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You know we want the Crutch.
We love the Crutch.
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Yeah, we want
the Crutch. Hey, hey, hey.
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Hey, hey,
thank you, Cousin Crutch.
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No problem, Sticky Lips.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪
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Hey! Sorry I'm late.
I'll get dinner started.
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Already taken care of.
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Wow!
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I'm sorry you lost your job,
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but coming home to a home-cooked
meal is pretty great.
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I love having
all this free time.
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You know, just today
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I uploaded all of Grover's
baby photos onto the cloud,
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I marked all 761
of your unread emails as read,
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and I finally canceled
that gym membership
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we still had in Michigan.
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Huh. How can I repay you?
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I can think of a few ways.
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Mmm.
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Can you not?
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-Why do you hate love?
-We barely touched!
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I-I'm sorry. I'm just wiped out.
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It feels like I've
been silk-screening T-shirts
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-for hours.
-Ooh, let me see that.
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What have we got here?
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"Capy time, vibing hard"?
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Did you mean for it to say that?
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Okay, boomer.
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'Scuse me. I-I am not a boomer.
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Tom Brokaw is a boomer.
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I don't know your friends, Dad.
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I guess we're just confused
about this shirt.
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Well, you're the only one,
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because everybody in my class
loves them.
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I've already sold a bunch.
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Oh.
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Looks like we have
a budding entrepreneur
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-in our house.
-Mm.
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Yeah. I-I just don't know
how I'm gonna get
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all these T-shirts made
and my homework done.
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You're in luck, buddy.
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I have all this time.
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Please, take advantage. Use me.
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-R-Really?
-Yeah.
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That'd be great, Dad.
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But, uh, at your age,
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are you sure
you have the energy?
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-At my age?
-Uh...
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I have got to teach you
how to quit while you're ahead.
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Morning, babe.
I don't know what you're doing,
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but this turkey bacon
smells like real bacon.
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Oh. Yeah,
you're smelling my bacon,
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because my cholesterol is great.
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Oh.
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Well, can I rub my bacon
on your bacon?
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Ew.
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-Don't be nasty.
-Ain't nobody being nasty. I'm talking about bacon.
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-You're being nasty, you know you are.
-You... No, you were being...
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Hey, I'm talking
about breakfast, girl.
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I wasn't even trying to do nothing.
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-Hey!
-Cuz!
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Crutch, man!
Wh-What are you doing here?
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I told you I was coming.
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Yeah, but, uh, you know,
I thought you'd tell me
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when you were coming.
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You know you didn't have
to drop everything.
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Drop what?
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My wife Jeanette
been gone five years,
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God rest her soul.
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Kids are out of the house.
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I'm all yours.
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-Well...
-Oh, there she is!
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-Bring it in, sis! Whoo!
-Hey! How you doing?
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Ooh, you smell like bacon.
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-Oh.
-Oh, it ain't you.
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There is bacon.
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Oh.
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I'm starving. Do you mind?
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No, no, go ahead. Help yourself.
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-Mmm.
-You already have it
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in your unwashed
airplane hands anyway.
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Hmm.
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You know, every time I see him,
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I can't help but think about
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how much he looks like
your brother Curtis.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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I don't see it.
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These bacons is good.
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I can't wait to soak up
some of this L.A. sun,
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meet some celebrities.
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Oh, before I forget,
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here's the receipt
to my airplane ticket.
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Oh, I'm-I'm paying
for your flight?
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Yeah, I'm supposed to pay
to come fix your floors?
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Crutch, this is a lot.
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Well, it's a business trip.
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That's why I flew
business class.
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It's in the name.
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Where's the commode?
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-That way.
-Yeah.
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-Right here?
-Yeah.
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-Really, Calvin? Really?
-I know, I know.
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I know, I know, babe.
But, you know,
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just think about all the money
we'll save on Malcolm's floors.
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-Mm.
-And just think about it...
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I get to hang out
with my favorite cousin.
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You know, back in New York, man,
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we would spend summers there.
It'd be such a good time.
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And I remember he was just a...
And it was a...
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-Ooh, good morning!
-Oh.
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Tina, I'm bringing back
your Crock-Pot.
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Just another way I'm using
my free time to help Gemma.
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Oh. Well...
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Ooh. Are your hands blue?
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Oh, yeah.
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I'm also helping Grover
silk-screen some T-shirts.
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Oh, man.
Them little soaps are whimsical.
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Uh, Crutch,
this is my good friend Dave.
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Oh, this man right here
needs no introduction.
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Calvin, have you been
talking me up?
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David Schwimmer.
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What?
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Why didn't you tell me
you was friends
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with a Friend?
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Oh, no. Sir, no, no, no, no, no.
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That's not... It's not...
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-I'm not... -Da-David.
-Dave.
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-Don't bother.
-Just go with it. It's better.
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See how these boards
are all warped?
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-Yeah.
-That's from salt air.
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Your house is too close
to the big ocean.
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Well, Crutch,
it's a beach house.
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That's actually
considered a positive.
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Go figure.
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California.
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Anyway, I ordered you
some oak wood flooring.
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But now?
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I think that you might want
some engineered hardwood.
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But don't worry about it...
I'll get it for you at cost.
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-Okay, well, that's good, right?
-But it might take
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a day or two
to arrive from the warehouse.
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But don't worry.
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I have someplace to stay,
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and I'll have time
to go see the big donut
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and the place where Whoopi
Goldberg put her dreadlocks
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in the cement.
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Okay. Well, uh, now
that my floors are all torn up,
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-I guess I need a place to stay, too.
-Mm.
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Well, you're welcome to bunk
with me at your pop's house.
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Uh, you should know that he
likes to sleep in the nude.
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And go to the kitchen
that way, too.
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-Hey, Dad.
-Hey!
251
00:09:29,502 --> 00:09:30,904
-Are you taking a break?
-No.
252
00:09:31,038 --> 00:09:32,940
Actually, I've already done
seven this morning.
253
00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:34,040
Oh, that's great,
254
00:09:34,141 --> 00:09:35,609
'cause I just got
an order for 24.
255
00:09:35,709 --> 00:09:37,344
Ooh, that's exciting, buddy.
256
00:09:37,444 --> 00:09:39,479
Yeah. Um...
257
00:09:41,381 --> 00:09:42,299
Hey, is...
258
00:09:42,382 --> 00:09:44,417
is this one, uh, for practice?
259
00:09:45,385 --> 00:09:46,954
There something wrong with it?
260
00:09:48,155 --> 00:09:49,857
No, uh... it's fine.
261
00:09:49,957 --> 00:09:51,458
Like, I can tell
you were tired, so...
262
00:09:51,558 --> 00:09:53,894
What? Okay, you know,
look, I-I can redo it.
263
00:09:54,027 --> 00:09:56,063
Oh, could you?
That'd be great. Thank you.
264
00:09:56,196 --> 00:09:57,530
Uh, that one, too.
265
00:09:58,298 --> 00:10:00,300
Hey, Dave.
While you're at the drugstore,
266
00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:01,902
I need you to get me
some concealer.
267
00:10:02,035 --> 00:10:04,021
Well, I'm gonna need
a little more detail than that.
268
00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:05,584
You know what kind
of concealer I use.
269
00:10:05,673 --> 00:10:09,176
I'm only vaguely aware
of the concept of concealer.
270
00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:11,779
Just get my old one
out of the cabinet.
271
00:10:11,912 --> 00:10:13,113
Come on, Grover. We got to go.
272
00:10:13,246 --> 00:10:14,114
Love you. Bye.
273
00:10:14,247 --> 00:10:15,315
This one, too.
274
00:10:19,653 --> 00:10:22,255
Crutch, were you up early
watching TV?
275
00:10:22,389 --> 00:10:23,523
Yeah.
276
00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:25,759
I'm on East Coast time.
277
00:10:26,927 --> 00:10:29,663
Well, what was so funny
at 4:00 in the morning?
278
00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:32,432
Your boy David Schwimmer
on Friends.
279
00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:35,402
He look different.
280
00:10:35,502 --> 00:10:37,304
I think he had work done.
281
00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:39,940
Oh, my goodness.
282
00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:42,109
What the hell, Calvin?
It's freezing in here.
283
00:10:42,209 --> 00:10:44,477
The thermostat's at 62 degrees.
284
00:10:44,577 --> 00:10:46,379
I'm a hot sleeper.
285
00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:51,551
You know something? You two
have been so gracious to me.
286
00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,037
How about letting me
make you breakfast?
287
00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:55,756
Who wants some
of my famous waffles?
288
00:10:55,856 --> 00:10:57,224
-Oh...
-Oh, okay. Well, that's
289
00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:58,826
nice of you, Crutch. Thank you.
290
00:10:58,959 --> 00:11:00,427
It's the least I can do.
291
00:11:00,527 --> 00:11:02,162
-Oh.
-Yes.
292
00:11:02,295 --> 00:11:05,098
-Oh, babe, I remember when we were kids.
-Mm.
293
00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:07,835
Crutch's waffles... fantastic.
294
00:11:07,935 --> 00:11:08,802
Ooh, okay.
295
00:11:10,403 --> 00:11:11,705
Oh.
296
00:11:12,472 --> 00:11:14,341
Yeah, it's, uh,
the delivery truck.
297
00:11:14,474 --> 00:11:16,043
I think
the engineered wood is here.
298
00:11:16,143 --> 00:11:18,378
Oh, hallelujah.
299
00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:21,081
Where's your toaster?
300
00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:30,490
You know, I don't think
all this stuff is gonna fit.
301
00:11:30,590 --> 00:11:31,658
That's okay.
302
00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:33,326
We can make another trip.
303
00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:34,694
Maybe tomorrow.
304
00:11:34,828 --> 00:11:35,829
Oh, hell no.
305
00:11:35,929 --> 00:11:37,447
Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
306
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:38,698
No!
307
00:11:38,832 --> 00:11:40,934
No, let's get this done today.
I mean,
308
00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:44,371
let's just load up
my beautiful Subaru Solterra.
309
00:11:44,504 --> 00:11:47,140
Look, she got all kinds of room.
S-See?
310
00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:50,260
Huh. I never pictured you
driving a EV.
311
00:11:50,343 --> 00:11:51,845
What is that supposed to mean?
312
00:11:51,979 --> 00:11:53,546
Electric vehicle.
313
00:11:55,515 --> 00:11:56,383
Calvin?
314
00:11:56,483 --> 00:11:57,951
All right, all right, all right.
315
00:11:58,051 --> 00:11:59,436
Come on, let's just load it up.
316
00:11:59,519 --> 00:12:01,188
Yeah, I don't know.
317
00:12:01,288 --> 00:12:03,556
You sure this car can make it
all the way to the beach?
318
00:12:03,690 --> 00:12:04,691
Are you kidding me?
319
00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:06,093
With the range on this baby,
320
00:12:06,193 --> 00:12:08,645
I could drive
all the way to Mexico.
321
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,530
We should go to Cancún.
322
00:12:11,698 --> 00:12:12,983
Do floors tomorrow.
323
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:15,702
No. O-Okay, o-okay,
how-how about this?
324
00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:17,437
You do the floors today
325
00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:20,573
and then I take you
to Roscoe's in East L.A.
326
00:12:20,673 --> 00:12:23,376
You won't know the difference.
Okay?
327
00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:24,711
-Deal.
-Okay.
328
00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:27,214
Even though they waffles
ain't as good as mine.
329
00:12:30,650 --> 00:12:32,052
Ah!
330
00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:34,321
This is the life.
331
00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:38,658
How many fish
you think are in there?
332
00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:42,830
I don't know, Crutch.
It's the Pacific Ocean.
333
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,482
How about you come in here
and help us
334
00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:47,534
-and we can count fish later?
-Yeah.
335
00:12:48,335 --> 00:12:49,937
Malcolm, you owe me for this.
336
00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:52,339
I am not built
for manual labor. Ow!
337
00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:53,573
See? Splinter.
338
00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:55,742
-Ow!
-Okay, okay.
339
00:12:56,543 --> 00:12:58,211
I'm gonna say two million.
340
00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:09,422
I see what
you were trying to do.
341
00:13:10,757 --> 00:13:11,925
So you don't like 'em?
342
00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:13,377
They're getting better.
343
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,045
It's just...
344
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,529
When people buy a Grover,
345
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:19,299
they expect
a certain level of quality.
346
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,535
Okay. Grover,
I'm doing the best I can.
347
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,288
I mean, look at my hands.
They're all cramped up.
348
00:13:24,371 --> 00:13:25,772
They look like blue claws.
349
00:13:25,873 --> 00:13:27,540
I mean, I get it. I get it.
350
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,476
It's just...
351
00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:31,644
These new orders
are from juniors.
352
00:13:31,778 --> 00:13:35,482
Okay? So it's one thing to sell
subpar shirts to freshmen,
353
00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:37,117
but this...
354
00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:38,402
whatever this is,
355
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,687
it's-it's not gonna fly
with the juniors.
356
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:45,225
Hmm.
357
00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:47,494
Oh. Let me guess...
358
00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:49,079
the concealer's wrong.
359
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:50,497
Well, it's just the color.
360
00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:51,932
This is frosted linen.
361
00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:53,833
I use almond pearl.
362
00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:58,271
They looked exactly the same.
363
00:13:58,371 --> 00:14:00,107
I have peach undertones.
364
00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:02,976
But it's okay.
365
00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:04,777
It's okay. You didn't know.
366
00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:08,648
Well, I can only do so much.
367
00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:11,284
Okay, this one's
definitely a freshman shirt.
368
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:14,521
Oh, God.
369
00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:16,189
Oh. What now?
370
00:14:16,323 --> 00:14:19,492
It's fine. It's just I asked you
for a shampoo and conditioner,
371
00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:21,694
and you got me
shampoo-conditioner.
372
00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:23,863
What am I missing?
373
00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:25,632
The "and."
374
00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:32,439
I'm sorry that your husband
is not Vidal Sassoon.
375
00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:35,308
Is that another one
of your boomer friends?
376
00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:37,510
I am an elder millennial!
377
00:14:37,644 --> 00:14:39,964
And you are taking advantage
of my generosity.
378
00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:41,514
But no more!
379
00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:48,922
I did not mean
to slam the door that hard.
380
00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:51,724
But I am still quite upset.
381
00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:02,135
It's like whatever I do
for them, it's never enough.
382
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:03,253
Get the dry cleaning.
383
00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:04,871
Make these T-shirts.
384
00:15:04,972 --> 00:15:07,574
Become a shampoo expert.
385
00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:10,177
So you ran away from home?
386
00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:11,544
No, Tina.
387
00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:13,646
Running away from home
is for children.
388
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,182
I stormed out.
389
00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:16,483
Like a man.
390
00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:19,519
Ah, ah! Don't move.
391
00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:20,804
This area is still wet.
392
00:15:20,887 --> 00:15:23,390
Man, I tell you,
these floors are solid.
393
00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:25,309
Ain't no crabs getting in here.
394
00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:26,726
Great.
395
00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:28,295
Malcolm, you owe me a mani-pedi.
396
00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:30,597
What? Why am I getting
your toes done?
397
00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:32,465
It's cheaper to do the set.
398
00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:36,903
Once all that sealant dries,
Malcolm,
399
00:15:37,004 --> 00:15:39,123
you'll be able to Cha-Cha Slide
on these floors, man.
400
00:15:39,206 --> 00:15:41,508
-Hey!
-Oh, yes!
401
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:43,510
And look at the time!
402
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:44,844
Crutch, you are in luck.
403
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,496
You could be able to catch
your red-eye.
404
00:15:46,579 --> 00:15:48,081
-Oh.
-Yeah.
405
00:15:48,215 --> 00:15:49,516
Flag on the play, guys.
406
00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:51,618
What-what-what flag? What flag?
407
00:15:52,419 --> 00:15:53,786
This ain't gonna work.
408
00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:56,389
-Why?
-The sealant was for the original wood.
409
00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:58,425
Look at the streaks.
410
00:15:58,558 --> 00:15:59,743
What streaks? Uh, what streaks?
411
00:15:59,826 --> 00:16:02,429
I don't see no streaks. What?
412
00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:05,265
You can't see,
because when it come to floors,
413
00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:07,400
you don't have
the professional eye.
414
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,902
But that's okay.
It's gonna take a few days.
415
00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:13,340
I'm just glad I'm getting used
to your hard bed.
416
00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:16,109
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait, wait.
417
00:16:16,243 --> 00:16:17,527
You staying?
418
00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:19,079
-He's staying?
-Okay.
419
00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:21,814
All right. Let-let-let me
just talk to him.
420
00:16:21,914 --> 00:16:24,384
-Crutch, what's going on, man?
-Get on that.
421
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,653
Nothing.
The floors, they just not right.
422
00:16:26,753 --> 00:16:28,621
Come on, these floors
are beautiful.
423
00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:30,457
And-and when it comes
to flooring,
424
00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:31,958
you don't make mistakes.
425
00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:33,426
Not on the East Coast.
426
00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:34,927
But due to the time change
427
00:16:35,028 --> 00:16:36,429
and your house being so hot...
428
00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:38,298
Oh. Oh, no, no, no.
429
00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:39,716
I know what this is.
430
00:16:39,799 --> 00:16:41,801
See, this is what you always do
431
00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:43,553
whenever you don't want
to do something.
432
00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:47,640
What? You crazy.
433
00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:49,893
Am I?
434
00:16:49,976 --> 00:16:51,962
I mean, you've been doing this
since we were kids, man.
435
00:16:52,045 --> 00:16:54,898
This reminds me... when you were
afraid to play tackle football
436
00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:59,018
and told your daddy
you had geriatric arthritis.
437
00:17:00,387 --> 00:17:02,206
You were nine.
438
00:17:02,289 --> 00:17:03,573
Fine.
439
00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:05,224
-You got me.
-Okay.
440
00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:06,659
The truth is,
441
00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:08,161
been running from my problems,
442
00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:09,862
just like TV's Ross.
443
00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:14,032
You guys, again, I stormed out.
444
00:17:16,069 --> 00:17:18,070
Been married so long.
445
00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:20,307
When Jeanette passed,
446
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:21,925
just got lonely.
447
00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:23,843
Aw, Crutch.
448
00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:25,512
I'm sorry.
449
00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:27,680
I mean, well,
what about your kids?
450
00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:29,549
My daughter's in Minnesota.
451
00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:31,384
My son's off in law school.
452
00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:34,787
We don't have
what you have here.
453
00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:38,525
I got used to
being around family.
454
00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:41,027
Guess I was just trying
to make the feeling last.
455
00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:43,496
-Come on, man. We got you, cuz, man.
-We're your family.
456
00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:45,532
-You can always FaceTime us.
-Yeah.
457
00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:46,899
Yeah, man.
458
00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:48,707
So my floors are finished?
459
00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:50,603
Wrong with you?
460
00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:52,456
Um...
461
00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:54,107
we love you, cuz.
462
00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:55,708
-Yes.
-Yes.
463
00:17:55,842 --> 00:17:57,877
Crutch, you know what,
take your time.
464
00:17:57,977 --> 00:17:59,946
-You can stay as long as you like.
-Yeah.
465
00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:01,448
Till Sunday.
466
00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:05,885
-Okay, come on, y'all. Let's get out of here.
-All right.
467
00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:09,439
No, no, no, no.
Not you, David Schwimmer.
468
00:18:09,522 --> 00:18:11,608
You have to wait
for that sealant to dry.
469
00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:13,226
How long is that gonna take?
470
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:15,027
About two, three hours.
471
00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:18,215
All right, now, we gonna see you
at the house, Dave.
472
00:18:18,298 --> 00:18:19,866
Yeah, see you later.
473
00:18:24,371 --> 00:18:26,873
You know, your cousin Crutch
can be a handful,
474
00:18:26,973 --> 00:18:28,074
but I'm-a miss him.
475
00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:29,993
Yeah. You know, me, too.
476
00:18:30,076 --> 00:18:32,545
And he did save us a few bucks
on those new floors.
477
00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:35,965
I just don't know how he managed
to spend $300 at Roscoe's.
478
00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:37,450
I do.
479
00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:39,986
This suitcase is full
of chicken and waffles.
480
00:18:40,086 --> 00:18:41,221
What?
481
00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:44,891
Hey, Dad.
482
00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:46,426
Um...
483
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:51,598
Look, I-I really felt bad
when you ran away from home.
484
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:57,020
Grover, I stormed out.
485
00:18:57,103 --> 00:18:58,805
That's not really
how it came off.
486
00:18:58,905 --> 00:19:00,240
But...
487
00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:01,825
regardless, um,
488
00:19:01,908 --> 00:19:04,844
I'm sorry I rode you so hard
about the shirts.
489
00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:06,513
I was not a good boss.
490
00:19:06,613 --> 00:19:09,416
Son, you were not my boss.
491
00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:12,452
Well, not to worry,
492
00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:14,621
because I fixed
my production issue.
493
00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:16,589
Um, I'm outsourcing
my silk-screening
494
00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:19,992
to a bunch of eighth graders who
will do it for 50 cents a shirt.
495
00:19:21,228 --> 00:19:23,796
Grover, that's, like,
two dollars an hour.
496
00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:26,433
Yeah, that's why I didn't
go to the math kids.
497
00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:32,772
Dave, I just want you to know
498
00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:35,608
how much I appreciate
all you've been doing for us.
499
00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:36,976
And if I haven't said it...
500
00:19:37,109 --> 00:19:38,511
You haven't said it.
501
00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,248
Well, I just said it.
502
00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:45,785
Okay, well...
503
00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:46,886
I forgive you.
504
00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:48,988
-Aw.
-Can you not?
505
00:19:49,088 --> 00:19:52,576
-How do you think we made you?
-It's so normal.
506
00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:54,627
Hey, hey, cuzzo!
507
00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:55,912
You ready to go?
508
00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:56,996
Yep.
509
00:19:57,129 --> 00:19:58,798
Been fun, but I got to go home.
510
00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:00,567
-Aw.
-Need to feed my snake
511
00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:02,001
or I won't have a cat.
512
00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:05,171
Wow!
513
00:20:05,272 --> 00:20:07,139
Lisa Kudrow!
514
00:20:09,776 --> 00:20:11,595
You guys are friends
in real life?
515
00:20:11,678 --> 00:20:13,546
-Just go with it.
-Oh.
516
00:20:14,981 --> 00:20:17,100
It's been great
seeing you, Crutch.
517
00:20:17,183 --> 00:20:19,919
Yeah, you know, I hope it's
not so long till the next time.
518
00:20:20,019 --> 00:20:22,239
Well, it doesn't have to be.
You know, my son Jake
519
00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:24,291
is graduating from law school.
520
00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:25,525
Y'all two should come.
521
00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:27,560
Oh, my God. To New York?
522
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:28,578
Oh, yeah. I'm in.
523
00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:30,697
I mean, shopping, Broadway show,
524
00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:32,432
room service, shopping.
525
00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:33,417
-Well...
-Oh, my God.
526
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:34,751
I mean, you know,
527
00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:35,852
I already spent a lot of money
528
00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:37,136
on these new floors, so...
529
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:38,588
-Oh, come on.
-I mean, it's got to be
530
00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:40,440
the most expensive hookup
I've ever gotten.
531
00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:43,009
But Calvin, you keep saying
how important family is.
532
00:20:43,109 --> 00:20:44,110
Right, Crutch?
533
00:20:44,210 --> 00:20:45,128
Absolutely.
534
00:20:45,211 --> 00:20:46,279
Huh.
535
00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:47,797
I'm gonna go book it right now.
536
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,048
Ha!
537
00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:52,051
See what you did?
538
00:20:52,184 --> 00:20:53,353
You know what?
539
00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:55,121
I hope TSA confiscate
every breast,
540
00:20:55,221 --> 00:20:56,756
thigh, and wing
you got in there.
541
00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:05,882
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542
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543
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