All language subtitles for The Real Housewives of New York City – S15E11

Previously on The Real Housewives of New
York City.

Where's Rebecca?

She has an accessory award.

I didn't know Nordstrom Rackets got an
award.

Oh, wow. That's a good one.

Do you guys want to go to Puerto Rico? I
would love to go to Puerto Rico. I'm

going to text the group.

I'm so happy, Jenna, for the first time
you are getting gaslighted. Wait, what

do you mean? Who's gaslighted? Who's
gaslighted? We're not going to say who.

I'm telling you, she's gunning for me.
And you know what? I'm not going to

engage in that. Uber's just been making
these comments about my character,

calling me a gaslighter.

Like, what the f***?

Erin told me that she thinks you're
coming out with her. No, she wants

with me.

I'm going to tell you, it hurts.

She texted me and told me I was pathetic
because I said... Is she coming for me?

I would like to have a conversation with
her, but I feel like if I do, I don't

know how it's going to be perceived.

She's trying to make whatever I'm saying
not to be credible. Now I have to

figure out Puerto Rico. Yeah.

Maybe you and Aaron will talk finally.

Why date their dad when you can just be
mother?

In the cocktail of life, a New Yorker is
never shaken or stirred.

Just like a painting, you need a couple
of looks to figure me out.

I may be hungry, but at least I'm not
thirsty.

I'm not up and coming. I am already
there.

Love looks good on me, but darling, what
doesn't?

Not everyone can be Jennifer Lyons, but
they can try.

Today's the day that we're going to
Puerto Rico, and I'm feeling a lot of

things. On the one hand, I'm excited.
It's a gorgeous place, and Puerto Ricans

have the biggest heart.

On the other hand, I haven't seen my
mother in six years, and so I'm also

feeling a little bit anxious.

Going into Puerto Rico with Uva, there's
a little bit of tension. All I want is

for us to settle into this trip and Uva
and I to immediately squash this so we

can have fun together.

I do not want Anguilla 2 .0. Mm -mm.

Mm -mm. I'm a little, like, annoyed at
Aaron going around saying that I'm...

Coming for her, it's like, what are your
intentions, Erin? Why are you being

messy? And it hurts me that I'm in this
entanglement because one part of like,

let's try again, and another part of
like, are you crazy?

Good morning!

We're done.

We're going into TSA. Where are you?

We're still checking in. Why don't you
guys just go check in on the computer

then drop your bags off?

I'd like a human to check my bag in this
campaign.

We'll meet you guys at the lounge.

I don't know where these peasants fly,
but, like, they're self -checking. Seems

like the rest of them haven't flown
since 1992.

I'm so confused.

All right, now we got to run.

Woo! There we go. Get ready.

Get your bags, bitches.

Got it, got it. Get it, get it, get it.
Oh, sorry.

Come to mama.

Why does Jenna look like she's got the
worst wedgie? Leave it in Puerto Rico

three minutes. Jenna's ass is just out.

Listen, Jenna has great style, but...

This just looks like a yeast infection
that's waiting to happen.

All right, ladies, you ready?

We are ready. You ready?

Let's have a good time.

Yes.

Oh.

Oh. Oh, my God.

Uva, please take your jacket off.

I love weather that when I come out, my
hair just goes, shh.

That's the kind of heat I like. If I'm
not smelling, my skin is burning. It's

not hot enough.

It's hot just.

Fuck. Oh, my God. It's the humidity.

I've been getting hot flashes, and they
do not compare.

You're going to sit up in front?

I get sick. No, no, no, no. It's okay.
I'll just sit by the window.

Raquel, just take some Dramamine.

Fuck you.

Will you shut the door?

Everyone's in the car, but I don't want
to.

All right, ladies, so there's going to
be food there when we arrive.

We can pick our rooms. So how shall we
do this?

There are six bedrooms, so two people
have to share.

Jenna and I are going to take the
primary room so we can share.

I'll share. You'll share? I'll share.
You'll be a tribute? So who's going to

your roomie?

Who wants to share with me?

Silence is, uh... Okay, well, then I
guess it's picking, sharing, too, then.

I always share a room. I shed in
Anguilla.

I'd rather sleep in a living room than
share.

I have shed in the Hamptons. I will have
my own room so I can poop in peace.

I'm not rooming with Rebecca.

I'm not.

So no one wants to share, but we need at
least one other person to share.

Hi.

You guys can fight amongst yourselves.
We're sharing already. This is some

sh**. Jenna and I have agreed to share a
room. And we're both the oldest

freaking people here.

Like, if we can do it, come on, lady.

There's a room with two double beds.

So that room has to share. That's a
share.

I'll volunteer for the room if I can get
my own room. Rebecca, why don't you

share with that? And then Uba, John, and
Aaron get the nice regular room.

Okay. We're in act.

Like, she's the boss of everyone. She
takes it upon herself to assign my room.

Here she goes again, trying to get me to
give her a reaction. Guess what she's

not going to get from me? A reaction,
because this is petty ash.

Wait, if Rebecca, if you're not okay
with it, say something. Oh, I'm not

bothering right now. Oh, okay. I wish
she'd stand up for herself a little bit.

She's clearly very scared of Bray.
There's no other way to say it or put

It's, like, very obvious.

Now let's try to enjoy this trip.

Welcome to our property.

Stunning.

You know, the only thing we care about
are the rooms, so.

I'm getting this one.

I'm getting this one.

Okay, everyone's running.

Everyone's scattered because they want
to get the best room. I just need a

comfortable bed. But these ladies are
running like roaches at night when you

turn on a light.

I got this one. Oh, our next studio. Oh,
yay.

Hi, girl. Come here. Hi.

Is this the primary?

Damn. Fancy.

I don't understand why these 40 -year
-old women are running around like we're

immigrants. They just let us in.

Like, all right, find your own way.
Like, no. I already told everyone that

not going to share, and I'm not running
around looking for a room.

This is not Da Vinci Code.

It looks like it's the children's room.

I'm just going to assume that the room
that has like a children's bed in is the

room. Oh, wait, is there another
bedroom? Yes. Next to the laundry.

It's cozy. It's private. It's very, very
comfortable.

I kind of want to take back my promise
that I'll take this room because this

room, it's basically a utility closet
with a cot in it.

I'm not staying in that room. And since
Uba gets her own room, this is going to

be Uba's room.

I'm hungry. Me too.

Wait, where's Uwe?

Do you have any vegetarian sandwiches?

We do not, but I can, like, ask the crow
to, like... Yeah.

Can't have, like, mayonnaise?

It looks like jizz to me.

I mean, I love jizz, but... I can't
stand it. I think it's so gross.

I need my luggage, so I'm gonna go get
my bag out of the car.

Everybody got a room they like? I
haven't got a room yet.

It's... This big. I thought she was
taking it. She sacrificed herself. I

thought... That was a plan for us not to
run after her or something. She saw a

better room and she took it from you,
Uba. I really don't care.

I'm just happy to be here with you guys.
If we could all have that attitude,

that would be nice.

Guys, it's going to rain. It's raining.

I love the Caribbean rain. Maybe we
should use this time to unpack

Do it.

Look, this is my gigantic khaki skirt.

I'm kidding. Bye.

Bye, baby.

Where's my tiny room?

All the way around the corner. The
corner? Okay. Can I come with you? Yeah,

yeah, yeah.

You good? I just really didn't want to
share a room because poor kids. I agree.

That's why I said to you, say something.
Like, I gave you the opportunity in the

car. Are you unpacking?

Yeah. I'm going to.

It's okay.

Rebecca keeps saying that she's above
all of this, but what it really is

is... freshman during Hell Week getting
abused.

Give it back to her a little bit.

Is this where the X was on it? Yeah.

It's tiny, scary.

The feng shui is very awful.

I wouldn't even put bananas in there.

He said no. It's N -O. He said no.

How do I get to the hotel from here?

The hotel?

Yeah. From here? Yeah.

Walking? Yeah.

Uh, maybe. Yeah, 10, 15 minutes.

What is that?

Raquel? Yes?

I'm going to the hotel. Yeah, I'm going
to go. What's going on? I don't want to

sleep in that tiny room. Oh, you're
alone.

There's no way I'm sleeping there.

I have too much money to stay here.
Prefer the hotel.

Wow, girl.

Five minutes ago, she's telling me she
doesn't care. She's just here to hang

with her friends. She saw a better room
and she took it from you, Uba. I really

don't care.

I'm just happy to be here with you guys.
And now I'm getting this?

I'm absolutely perfectly fine. You know,
that was supposed to be the room that

Bryn had.

She's a snake.

She said she wanted that room. What
happened?

Yeah. It's okay. I have more money than
her, so I'll get in the same region.

This here?

Oh, it's truly the nanny's room.

Ah.

Honey, don't tell me this room is too
small.

I've seen your apartment.

That's why I only vacation with the
person I'm sleeping with.

Okay.

I see the room.

I see Uba.

They don't go together, do I understand?

Definitely.

I'm the girl who flew business because I
didn't want to fly coach, remember?

I'm going to go to the hotel.

Yeah, I am.

I'm not staying in a room. I'm going to
a hotel.

I don't want to do this.

I'm not sleeping in a tiny room. I'm not
staying home. I made this very clear to

everybody. Where is Uba?

I don't know.

Uba?

Uba is complaining a little bit too
much.

I just need a car to go to the hotel.

I mean, come on. We literally just got
here.

I need to go. Like, immediately. Either
Sun Region or to airport.

I'm not playing this game.

Coming up.

I'm not sleeping in a tiny room. I'm not
sharing.

I'm not playing this game.

What's happening? What is going on?

I just need a car to go to the hotel.

She doesn't want to share.

I'll take this room.

Is Uber being a diva?

She is, but in her defense, she really
won't fit on that bed. I'm short. I fit

on the bed. Plus, I have my own
bathroom.

I have a walk -in closet.

I don't have to share a room with Becky.
It's a win for me.

What's the plan? So Cy thinks she would
take that room. No, Cy, you can't. The

closet is huge compared to where we are
right now. No, I know.

It's tiny.

I mean, no one deserves to be in that
room. So I get it. When I was eight

old, my dad booked a three -star hotel,
didn't have a pool, and

I made him the next morning.

book us into a five -star hotel. So I
completely understand where Uber's

from. The tantrum is justified.

We're standard.

I'll take that room.

You sure you're okay with that? It's
better than that, I think.

Damn. I'm basically done.

I'll just leave with Rebecca.

All right.

Thanks for being a trooper, Si. Anytime.

You can't leave us.

Given that things are...

Spiraling a bit, I'm now sharing a room
with Rebecca.

Enjoy your bed. How luxurious.

With Uwe, I feel like I go to extra
lengths to make her feel supported. And

want her to realize that instead of
being mad at me, I care about her.

I love you very much.

If that makes any sense.

I mean, a little.

It saves me $4 ,200.

Thank you, Erin, for giving me a room.

Thank you. Sorry, not sorry.

It's like musical chairs here. Yeah.

Off to everyone.

It's a game where you're kidding.

I'm missing a suitcase.

Oh, wow.

Wow.

Ooh, look at you. Oh, hi.

Hey, lesbian.

Hi. Your third one's here.

Thanks, babe. We're saving room for you.

Hi. What's going on?

Oh, well, now everything is going. I
just want to come to my face, please.

Bye.

Here comes boring Becky ruining the
vibe.

She's a lady boner killer.

You okay having a roommate, Rebecca?

I don't want to share, but I'm being a
bigger person and I'm sharing.

What's the sharing thing?

Just that I have four kids and I shared
with Jess the last time and I was just

looking for like a break.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it. We all have,
I mean, it's the same thing. It doesn't

matter if you have kids or not. It's a
little different. You'll know when you

have them.

It's like I have people sleeping in my
bed all night. Are you serious right

I'll know when I have those?

I'm saying you'll know when you have
someone sleeping in your bed. No, no, I

know because I'm very busy. I'm
extraordinarily busy.

I'm not discounting that. I'm just
saying when you also have bodies piling

you, it's sometimes nice to just... But
I know what it's like to be busy. Has

anyone seen my... I didn't say busy. I
said bodies.

You'll know when you have kids?

I don't need to know kids. I'm very
busy. No?

I didn't say busy.

I said kids.

Very different.

Literally, like, all I see is red. The
worst thing someone could probably say

me is, you don't understand because you
don't have kids.

We don't need you, Becca, coming into
the Puerto Rican villa with your giant

fallopian tube, swinging it around in
our face, reminding us that you have so

many children.

She's now bitchy, Becky.

Has anyone seen the cream suitcase?

The one, the cream one? No. Sorry, say
it again? Cream, like a cream, like,

like this?

No. Do you have, um, Wi -Fi? Do you know
the Wi -Fi password?

I don't.

I need to find my suitcase.

I have something a little bit more
urgent to deal with, Brynn. I know you

to check how many likes your post got on
Instagram. I don't care. My bag is

missing. You didn't pull anything off
the conveyor?

No, yeah, that was off the conveyor. It
was on the... Okay, maybe it's still in

the car.

If anybody's going to lose a bag, it's
going to be Jessel. How did you lose a

bag?

But then again, she... Cool it. I
mean... Is this the car?

Is this where the luggage is?

I'm not going to run around the house
looking for this suitcase.

I mean, is anyone here to help?

Okay, guys, not filming, but where is my
fucking suitcase?

It's, like, got my passport. It's got
everything in there, so it's just not

funny. This is the worst thing that can
happen to me.

Like, where is it? Where the fuck is the
bag?

She is outside. Did she think someone
threw it in the river?

My bag! I need my bag!

Coming up.

You hate her and Aaron's a bitch.

She's never going to gaslight me ever
again. Real talk, they're talking shit.

Really?

My bag! I need my f***ing bag!

My f***ing bag!

My f***ing bag!

Is Juffle looking for her suitcase
outside?

Where the f*** is the bag?

Of course.

I got it and then hid it.

Luggage is here. Cy, steal Jethel's
luggage.

You're going to freak out.

What is this? Is this tequila?

She never saw anything.

Just going to let her freak out for like
45 minutes. Oh my God, I'm dead.

So there's one thing that we know will
give Jethel Wiener's nosebleed is if she

loses her luggage.

I need my... I have looks to put
together.

You know what? I need to talk.

Yeah. Let's go outside, yeah.

Oh, it's kind of nice with the rain.
Have you ever danced in the rain?

No, no, I'm not doing that. I'm going to
sit right here. I'm a little nervous

walking into the conversation with Uba,
but I just gave Uba my room, so I feel

like she's probably in a really good
mood, and hopefully this is the olive

branch that we need to put everything to
bed and have a great trip.

My love, so rumor has it that you going
around and tell Brynn and Jenna that

I'm coming for you.

Jenna? I kind of understand. We are so
happy that we can welcome you to the

gaslighting errand crew, where we have
all experienced being gaslit and our

asses on fire. That was really enjoying
her being confused.

Right. I was like, welcome to club.

She gaslight you and... I don't
gaslight, but... I really think you do.

don't. It's not like in the definition
of gaslighting. It's not what I do.

We can agree to disagree.

Yeah, she does gaslight.

If you go to a dictionary and you look
at the word gaslight, Erin's sitting

there like, all pretty and cute.

I get it for Jenna, for her to say that.
What threw me off is Bren.

She said that all the time.

She's been telling me for a couple
weeks, and she'll be like, she's coming

me, she's coming for me. She's a little
paranoid about it. She called me every

day. But what hurts me is, why didn't
you come to me? I was very hurt.

Because I was like...

Erin and I talk all the time. Yeah. Why
would she think this way?

I get that. Next time, I will come to
you, like, right away, and I'll just be

like, do you have an issue? So I know,
and then we can be done with it. I'm not

going to hold on to this and take it any
further.

Let's just move on. We're here to have
fun together, not to fight. You have

lair, your special room, and you can
just calm down.

By the way, do you really think you have
to come tell me if we have an issue?

I am zipping it.

I'm going to literally lose my... Okay?

Yeah, yeah, it's good.

Come on. You okay?

Yeah, I know. We were just... No, we're
good. I was telling Aaron, I'm hearing,

like, you saying one thing, but I was
like, I'm good with you.

Yeah, I did. With me? Yeah. No. Oh, with
Aaron. So let's just leave it at that.

Wait, did something happen? No, I
just... It's so stupid.

Has anyone seen my cream suitcase?

No, I don't think so.

I'm hyper -focused on figuring out where
my suitcase is.

And the more people are ignoring the
situation, I heard the food's here, the

more frustrated and irritated I'm
getting.

Do we want to go outside?

I'm just only going to walk over for the
evening.

Does it fit there? I have no shoes, you
guys.

Are they all fried?

This is an AC unit.

How are you going to wear a gown and
sneakers?

Oh, thank you.

Whoever has my bag, I need it now.

What are you talking about?

My suitcase.

I'm panicking. It's got all my shit in
there. Buy my bidet. I hate you.

That's disgusting.

Oh, my God. I would never even have
found that. It's under your bidet with a

towel over it. Now I have to sanitize my
suitcase as an extra step to unpacking.

Yeah, thanks, Bryn.

Monster. How's the fish?

It's actually good.

Is it?

How's everyone feeling?

Oh, my God.

I'm sure Rebecca didn't mean to offend
Brynn, but I probably would not have

down that avenue knowing what Brynn's
going through. I want to be a mom. Okay.

love that you're steadfast in that now.

Yes, right? Yeah. I got to figure my
shit out.

I'm not 27 anymore. Act like I'm not.

Every little thing is a reminder that
someone else has something.

You should be able to have two.

Hard. This is delicious.

Hey there, Mama.

Hi. Hi, Mom.

All right.

Who are we missing? Jekyll. What's going
on with Jekyll?

I'm bored of unpacking. She's just
laughing around in her private room.

If we can just agree that we're going to
be happy from this point on.

Yeah. No more drama.

Oh, Jekyll came out with a look. I came
out with a look.

I'm going to go change, and then we're
getting in the pool, right?

Yeah. He changed that attitude, too.

I'm going to push you in the pool.

Don't push me in the pool. I can't get
my hair wet.

So sweetheart, now that Erin's not here,
do you guys talk through things or no?

You do? Wait, who, what, where, when,
why? She was asking about Erin, and I

said, are you and Erin good? I said,
yeah, we are. We spoke.

So you hate Erin. So that's why we're
here. So you hate Erin, Erin said.

No. You know, I told you that she
gaslighted and stuff, but I did say this

before. It's not new information.

So then she's like, no, I don't. I said,
listen, how about we agree to this

increase? That's my new favorite thing.

So you think that she's a gaslighter and
she thinks she's not? Yeah, and it's

fine. She's never going to gaslight me
ever again because I know how to trade

now. But if she tells me the story, if
she tells me a business, I just tell the

truth. I'm the voice of reason. Oh, I
think there's a lot of voices in Uba's

head. I don't think that any of them are
reasonable.

I'm going to get another drink.

Will you guys be upset if I open the
door? I'm so f***ing cold.

Okay, so real talk. What just happened?
Real talk. They're talking s***.

Really? Yeah, I got to pee. You can't
come in.

Where's Prince?

It's Prince.

It's Prince.

Like,

after I just gave her the room, she
still has s*** to say. Well, you know,

a gaffer.

I'm actually, like, really disappointed.

We literally just agreed to put things
to bed, yet she's still calling me name

in front of everybody.

She's a sensitive thug.

So she hasn't moved on from it. It's
giving mean girl.

If you call me with a story, I'll tell
you exactly how I feel.

I just heard that everyone was talking
about me.

Like I walked away for a minute and...
Wow.

I just heard everyone was talking about
me.

That's perfect.

So quick, so quick, so quick, so quick.
Like I walked away for a minute and,

wow. I need one more lemon. No, no, we
just got to go. Whatever's in that, you

throw it in the cup and I'm, it's fine.
I just heard that you were talking, like

that everyone was talking about me.

That's what I just heard.

I was just drinking a drink.

I'm just saying, that's what you just
told me, that everyone was just like

saying, talking.

No, I didn't say, no, I didn't say
talking. I didn't say talking.

Real talk, they're talking.

I don't get it, though. Why? What did I
do?

Why are you shaking your head? She just
doesn't like me.

Even after everything I just did. Why
are you saying this? Why are you being

negative about everything I'm saying?

You had a captive audience with us
talking about Erin. I didn't talk about

First of all, don't put words in my
mouth. I didn't talk about Erin. You

talked about Erin for 20 minutes. You
literally told us how she was a

gaslighter. But she is.

I have said that from day one.

Campaigning about how someone is a
gaslighter is not talking about it. I

told you that it hurt my feelings. I was
not campaigning. Please, please,

please. Put words to other people. You
don't think she's a gaslighter, no?

If Brynn is the leaky pigeon, then Aaron
must be Heihei from Moana. You know,

that chicken who just never learns its
lesson.

Brynn is going to feed you bullshit.

Do not take the bait, please. That
chicken was so dumb.

It's a dumbass chicken.

She's sort of defending you and she's
sort of stirring the pot.

She's putting words into his mouth.

No, I'm not. How am I putting words in
her mouth? You're saying she was

campaigning.

That's putting words in your mouth.
Campaigning. I said this is what I have

always said. I am going to keep saying
it when it has to do with me.

Right?

Why are you wheezing like that?

I'm just not campaigning.

I'm not.

I'm still going to say it. No, I said
it. I'm still going to say it. I cannot

change how I feel.

I actually don't even think I'm the only
one.

Okay, who else thinks I'm a gaslighter?

How did I gaslight you? I think you
gaslight everyone.

How? You do very bizarre things.

You do weird things.

I do weird things. I've seen you do it
to her at the picnic.

How did I gaslight her? I've seen you do
it to her. I've seen you do it to her.

How did I gaslight her at the picnic?
The whole prank situation.

Oh, my God.

She didn't know anything about the prank
situation. What do you mean? She didn't

know. She turned and pranked about
Brynn. She didn't know that Brynn was in

it. She said she didn't know that Brynn
was in on it. I didn't know you were in

on the prank. No, you told her.

Are you dumb? Do you not know how jokes
work?

They're calling me a gaslighter for a
prank that doesn't fit the definition of

gaslighting because I didn't manipulate
anything, which in turn is gaslighting

because they're changing the actual
event and misinterpreting them and

it to us as truth. Like, move on. It's
not that serious.

Am I going insane here?

There's a difference between knowing
about a prank and being in on a prank.

did she whisper to me and say it was a
prank? Because she knew that she wasn't

pregnant by other men. Who believes
that?

How dumb are you guys? You think she's
sleeping with other men and getting

pregnant?

You know what? I am done.

This is, you guys love to do this to me.
I thought we were done outside and now

this is all being ignited again. Like, I
don't get it. It's weird.

I'm not going to continue to be like the
lamb here.

The sacrificial lamb.

You know what? You guys too. I'm going
with Aaron.

You know, my best friend. I'm not lying.

I'm not lying.

Give me the room. None of you bitches
give me room. Don't come outside.

Wow.

I think that deserves a standing
ovation.

I don't know what's going on. Like, what
is happening?

I like just one of my vacations
horizontal.

Particularly nicely when someone's
serving me anything.

Guacamole and tip.

You're being mean to me. Stop. I'm going
to cry.

No, I'm not. Yeah, but she comes up to
me and she tells me you're talking shit

about me. It hurts my feelings.

Stop. I don't want to play with you.

No, it's not true. I promise you. Why
the fuck did you tell me this? Do you

your thoughts from Fox News anymore?

You're not.

You're not. You're not. You're not. I
wasn't talking about Aaron. I was

the information to this pigeon.

But again, Brynn, she makes sure she has
a little fabric of truth.

And then she goes, add whatever she
wants.

I wish if someone lied, their nose shows
up like Pinocchio. We're done. We're

done. Do you want to fit in with us?

Should we get in the pool?

Let's get in the pool.

You guys drive me crazy. Why am I always
like this? It's good to be talked

about, baby.

I think Aaron's actually genuinely
upset.

Let it go. Just let it go.

Is it so easy for you to let things go?
Give me a minute. Let me vent.

Don't vent, okay? There's no vent to
let... Do you see how hot it is?

My intention is never to hurt Aaron.

Maybe the hood gaslight should not be in
my mouth because it feels like a little

trigger. But at the end of the day, I
love her and, like, we'll be fine.

We're good?

Yeah, but enough now. Enough. Come on.

Come on. Okay.

Oh, my God!

Not with you.

Go do bizarre things by yourself in the
pool.

Go be bizarro by yourself.

Coming up.

Oh, you don't have children yet, so you
don't understand something. Bitch, I

know everything about life.

She's like going through the whole
thing.

Oh.

Come, it's so nice, you will love this.
Get in the water.

So nice to have braid.

Yeah. Yeah. You guys make up?

She just told me to let it go.

Sorry I called you a gaslighter. Also,
let it go.

Brady, okay, so I want to apologize to
you.

I'm still going to call you a
gaslighter. Oh, and I think you should

all this go.

It's like the Donald Trump of apologies.

Oh, she's in the water.

You're not going to wet your hair.

No, I'll wet these titties, though.

You're waving to, like, some 54 -year
-old, like... Whatever.

She doesn't care. 54? You act like 54 is
old.

Just for the record, I'm 56, Jessel. I
mean, you know, they're young old

Young -spirited.

Oh, there they do. Look at her.

Well, hello.

Come on in, honey bunny.

I'm going to get in the hot tub.

Oh, my God, this is so weird. Look at
all the black girls in the pool.

These are popping off. I don't want to
touch your breasts. I've touched them a

million times.

This feels like you got the perfect boob
job, and they haven't even dropped yet.

Boobies? Boobies?

I just want her boobs.

How do I get those boobs? The boobs are
really good. I walk around like a 21

-year -old.

Oh, you are a 21 -year -old.

Why is it off?

It's not mine. It's Brynn's. Oh, no.

What did she say to you in your room?

What did she say?

Oh, right,

right, right, right.

Her comment was, when you have children,
you'll understand.

That's better, huh?

No.

No. You just were, like, trying to make
her understand.

Having children and being busy is very
different. But I think for her, and to

her, not.

So, okay, tell me, and you can be
honest, tell me from her acting.

I was in Jenna and your room. You were
there. Yeah, yeah. And we were talking

about, like, sharing the rooms or
whatnot.

Rebecca was like, yeah, but also, you
know, like, I have kids. I was like,

kids have nothing to do with it. Like,
we all are grown up. We don't want to

share a room. What's the problem with
it? And she's like, you'll understand

you have kids.

I just think that, like, don't be like,
oh, you don't get that part of life

because you don't have children yet.

I'm very insecure about not having
children. I get it. I'm 38, and I need

have children, and I want them. Honey,
I'm two years right in front of you.

Well, like, you don't need to remind me.

I don't think Rebecca made that comment
in the way that Brynn took it. I think

if I had said it or if Jenna had said
it, she might have laughed it off and

brushed it off and been like, okay,
girls, but you guys have teenagers.

I think it being delivered from Rebecca
made it worse.

I think it's an emotional thing to say
right now. She's, like, going through

whole thing, you know?

Except I said it.

Oh.

Okay, she's got it in.

Oh, okay.

I was giving her a little jab, but I did
not know that it was going to draw

blood. But I will say, how does it feel,
Bryn, to get a dose of your own

medicine? Don't be like, oh, you don't
have children yet? You don't understand

something. Bitch, I know everything
about life.

Bryn's pushing butts, you know? I feel
like you're way too nice to her.

I'm just biding my time.

Nine lives.

And I still land on my feet every time.
Don't be like, oh, you'll understand one

day when you have children. I understand
everything.

Will you bite back at some point? I
think she's trying to see how long it's

going to take me.

What is going to be the thing that will
make you go off on her?

I don't think it's a what.

It's a when.

Okay, what am I doing?

Mira, Mira.

On the wall.

Who is the pretty?

Of them all.

Is anyone ready?

Hot bitch.

It's hot as shit out here.

All right. These ladies are a lot.

Lesbians have nothing on straight women
when it comes to drama.

Is anyone hungry?

I think we should get in the car because
we're running late.

Good idea. And you know what? There's
air conditioner in there. Yeah, there

go. The one silver lining in all of this
is I haven't had a second to even think

about how nervous I am to see my mother
tomorrow.

We're going to Mediterranean tonight?

Why are we going to Mediterranean?

We're in Puerto Rico.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

Wait, we're missing someone.

No, we got it. Where's Uva?

Uva's here.

Thank you for having my back, love.

Coming up.

It was what you said.

I think you've been saying some really
stuff to me since we met.

Oh, God, it's hot.

All right.

Is this the restroom?

Yeah, that's it.

Thank you.

I'll go here. Yeah. Okay, I'll come on
the other side.

Thank you.

May I start sending water for you before
sparkling or still water?

Still for me. I have the best video of
you in your bed.

Who's sitting up?

So good.

You look like a vampire.

She's like Johnny Cash at his own
weight. She's just sitting there. I

I had multiple procedures on my face and
I cannot move.

I sleep like this, like, and then, and
she's like this. We're that age. We

afford to, like, wrinkle our faces.

Why do you need sunglasses on when you
sleep?

Maybe she has a bright future in her
dreams. The vampire's wife taking a

Oh, excuse me. Any cocktail or drink for
her? Can I do 1942 straight?

Can I have a dirty martini with
Belvedere? Oh.

Party's getting started. Should we get a
bunch of ass? Does anybody want cheese?

Cheese? I love cheese. You guys should
have some cheese. We need to order

My blood sugar is, like, low.

Aw. Her blood sugar's dropping. Does
baby Becky need a bottle?

I wouldn't have one of those, Becky, but
I don't have kids, so sorry.

There's so much good stuff!

There's really good deals here, guys.

How much money did you raise for your
teeth?

For my teeth?

When you put that on social, I'm sorry,
it was funny.

I don't think anyone realizes how much
my teeth cost. I've

had seven years of work on my teeth, and
it is incredibly expensive and not

covered by insurance.

And so in my mind, I was like, listen,
I've spent a lot of money on clothes. I

should spend money on my mouth. I still
am paying it off.

They were, it was insane.

You just bought a Bentley.

Oh no, I didn't buy that car.

They lent it to me. Okay. I was like,
great. They didn't ask me to do an ad or

anything. They were lovely.

I thought that was her Bentley.

Oh my God. The engagement ring. What if
it's CZ?

I mean, go back to the hoopty that broke
down.

I mean, what's next, the lemonade stand
to pay off her, like, tube problem?

Oh, my God.

Is she poor?

Maybe Erin wasn't lying.

Thank you. That's for her.

That's all she's having.

She's such a freak.

Eat your cheese.

Awesome. Thank you.

You like sardines, right?

It's the best.

That's a white anchovy.

Okay, what are we doing tomorrow?

My mom is coming for breakfast.

Can't wait to meet her. Are you excited?

I'm very excited.

When was the last time you saw her?
About six years ago.

Wait. Wow.

And you're going to see her tomorrow?

Yep. That's so exciting.

Oh, my God.

I'm excited to see my mom, obviously,
but I'm also feeling anxious. I think

you're gay and your parents don't fully
accept it, do you hide that part of

yourself just to continue a relationship
with them? Or do you just...

Let that relationship fall by the
wayside and just say, you know what, I'm

willing to be someone else for you. I
feel like I should not feel the need to

hide anything, to have a relationship
with a parent. I just shouldn't. Oh, my

love, I'm so happy for you.

And she's bringing her boyfriend.

The boyfriend's coming too?

Mm -hmm. He's a little too old for you,
girlfriend.

If they're not on a ventilator.

Excuse me, Rupert, no man. Oh, wow, that
looks great. Thank you.

I can't wait to go into my little room.

It's actually kind of cozy. It's cozy.
You know what?

I don't know why I ended up sharing a
room.

My thing is I don't like sharing. I
know. Neither do I. But apparently I

understand that because I don't have
kids yet, so I don't understand.

No, I'll tell you what she meant. Tell
me. Tell me what she meant.

What she meant is that...

When you have kids and they come into
your bed at night and they bother you,

it's like not full sleep.

You think I don't know full sleep?

I have puppies, I have Russian
billionaires calling me. I have, like,

throughout the night.

Russian breeders or Russian dealers?

Russian billionaires.

Puppies and Russian billionaires.

So you're like, this is where you lose,
Brynn. She's full of shit.

We need to give her some crone.

She's a billionaire, plural.

Like, how many are there? And can you
share the love? Brynn, you live in a one

-bedroom apartment, baby. There's no
Russian billionaire calling you. I have

developers calling me. No, I know. I've
been on it all day. I don't think she

meant that.

I don't need to physically have children
in order to understand that it's

difficult. We can disagree to disagree.
It's a great... Or we can disagree that

it was what you said.

I think you've been saying some
really...

stuff to me since we met so i don't
think that you should so then instead of

addressing those you can just basically
tell me that because i'm not a mom i

don't understand something no i
literally said when you have kids you'll

understand the constant this that this
that must be real i don't you're right i

can't understand that please enlighten
me really yeah really don't tell me that

because i don't have kids i don't
understand something I understand

So, no, I do understand. Then I don't
need to explain it to you. Exactly. You

don't need to explain to me.

I'm the teacher. You're the student.

No, thank you. You can't teach me.

You know, you seem to thrive off being a
bully, and it needs to end.

Next time on The Real Housewives of New
York City.

Wow. Out of a movie.

Hello, Puerto Rico.

Here's a cute little pigeon.

You showed your male dick to them? It
was a tasteful nude. You have been rude

almost since we met. It's about time,
Rebecca. Let's clap it up for Rebecca,

everybody. Are you excited about your
mom?

I'm so excited.

I'm very hopeful that we can take the
good step forward. Oh, my God.