All language subtitles for The Real Housewives of New York City – S15E10

Previously on The Real Housewives of New
York City. Did you all get my invite

for the engagement party? Yeah! So the
theme is ballroom. So if you watched

or Paris is Burning.

I've never seen it.

It's too bad your mom can't come.

She hasn't been involved in my life for
a very long time.

The conservative, religious right has
taken over my mom.

I know that you want a date. Like, is
there any prospect at all? No.

You're not serious.

You know how I have those eggs. Crazy
idea. We could make an embryo.

I love the idea.

Yeah? Yeah. I don't know.

For Aaron to behave that way towards
Raquel, I understand. She does it to me.

everyone. I will never tell her a
secret.

Never again.

Aaron. You actually told Brynn. You and
Rebecca had decided to try to find the

leaky pigeon.

She was in on the prank. She wasn't in
on the prank. I was in on it. How

am I the bad guy in this situation?

And I actually am really annoyed with
you, Raquel, for, like, targeting me.

I'm really pissed that you didn't just
ask me. You came at me with an

assumption.

Why date their dad when you can just be
mother?

In the cocktail of life, a New Yorker is
never shaken or stirred.

Just like a painting, you need a couple
of looks to figure me out.

I may be hungry, but at least I'm not
thirsty.

I'm not up and coming. I am already
there.

Love looks good on me, but darling, what
doesn't?

Not everyone can be Jennifer Lyons, but
they can try.

I got to show you these. This is crazy.
This x -ray.

All right, so I got glass.

This is all the skin, and it went all
the way through. That's glass?

These two pieces are glass. It got
through your whole bottom of your

and everything?

Freak accident.

I decided I was going to clean up my
sample closet, which is Cyphora.

I was getting rid of some old products
and some of them were glass.

And I put the bags and I put them in my
elevator to bring them downstairs to

recycling. The bags began to fall out of
the elevator. So I decided to karate

chop the bag back into the elevator.
However, once I kicked the bag, the

glass shot into my foot and it hit the
bone.

You're going to miss your appointment if
we don't hurry up. So let's go. Should

I put on sweatpants?

You look great. That's how most people
go to the podiatrist, I find.

Upper East Side? Yeah, we're going to an
Upper East Side podiatrist? Let's go.

How do you put your shoes on? Here.

Ew.

What is that, doo -doo? That's gross.

That is disgusting.

That's messed up. Is it doo -doo? That's
s***.

All right. Is everyone ready?

No.

It's time.

We're going to start bringing people up.

What started as a stoop sale has turned
into a major thing.

The lines around the block, I am
completely blown away.

Yeah, so they're going down. They're
like, it's hot. Can you bring down

I'm like, I wish I could send water down
to people.

I'm not a business. It's not like I'm
like Zara.

The first person I knew who did, like, a
massive, like, sale of their personal

closet was June Ambrose. And June is Jay
-Z's stylist. Getting ready for the day

show. Oh, there she is. Can't you just
show up?

Can't you just show up?

He was the one who really started the
game. And then I know Chloe said I

to. And so I sort of took my cues from
all the girls who are fancier than me.

Okay, here we go.

Should I just hide?

It's so exciting. There's so much good
stuff.

There's really good deals here, guys.

You're the first to go through the back.

Wait, I want to know who... Hi.

What's your name?

Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Sorry.

I'm eating your lunch. Oh, my God.

This is so fun. Thank you for coming.
I'm so happy you came. Oh, my God. No,

thank you for having us. No, thank you
for coming.

I'm so happy you're here. Please, send
away. I started selling my clothes

on Instagram, but when I realized that I
needed to do a bigger sale, every time

I started to edit, it was like, why
don't I just sell it all?

Beyonce wore that one, guys. I put it on
here.

Beyonce. Just take one dress Beyonce
wore.

That's a good one. The cover charge is
just to make sure that people who are

coming really want a shot. They're not
there to just look around. I know how

this looks, considering all the past
allegations about my...

and I just have some really expensive
dental work I need to pay for. How did

even fit into this?

I don't think I could fit into this. I
was so tiny. But your shoulders didn't

change. No, I did, because I'm like,
I've got more beefy here.

I'm just beefier everywhere. She's been
bulking up with Pilates in here.

Oh, God.

Beyonce has this too, people. The
Beyonce.

Not the smartest decision I ever made
because when I had to go to the bathroom

with a med ball, I wanted to kill
someone. Can I ask you a question?

Yeah. Do you feel like it's hard for you
to let go of this stuff?

It's very hard. Okay. I'm definitely
pretending it's not happening. Okay, I

that. I'm almost there.

Oh, my God.

It is emotional and hard at the same
time. I want to make room for new things

and new experiences.

Having Cass move in has been like one of
the best things to happen. I want to be

with her every second of every day. I
want to be doing everything together.

I want to move my shoes. I want to move
my clothes. I want to make room because

I really love having a partner.

It's bargain basement over here. I mean,
some of the prices are insane.

I'm like, it's a little, it's a little
crazy. Okay. We have one Met Gala look

sold. One Met Gala look sold.

Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

It went way better than I ever would
have expected. I never in a million

thought I would have people lined up
around the corner.

No,

I don't.

Who are these?

J .Crew.

20? Yeah.

That's expensive.

For these J .Crew?

Oh. Did you say expensive?

Oh.

Yeah, it's a 10. Okay.

Hi. Hey. I'm meeting Erin Leachy here?

Yeah, right this way.

Between the Sancerre and the Chablis.

Sancerre, definitely.

Okay. I'll do that.

Hello. Wow.

We're twinning.

It's like the Memorial Day energy here.
You look very tan.

And I do a Sancerre.

Thank you so much. Enjoy. Have you been
here before? No. Oh, okay. Perfect. I've

actually never been. The menu looks
good, so I think it'll be fine.

Erin is my girl, and I'm upset about
where we're at.

So I really want to fix it. With this
group, one little thing can turn into a

year of not speaking to each other. Can
I get you anything to drink?

You know what? We'll just do a dirty
martini. Do you know what you'd like to

have this evening? What about the
grilled halloumi? Do you like halloumi?

yeah. Grilled halloumi salad?

Yeah, yeah. Yes, of course. Thank you.

Thank you.

Cheers. Cheers to this stupid -ass,
annoying shit that I want over.

I've been overwhelmed for some stuff.

I think that's why that day was so hard
for me. Listen, we should talk about

that. I may have come across a lot
harsher than I probably would have

I had just been with Brynn the day
before, and she was really going on

you guys had this conversation. She was
in on it. It was like, okay, wait a

minute. This is bizarre to me then.

We were hanging out, and she was like,
so tell me, like, is it true?

I wasn't going to double down on the
creepy story and be like, honestly,

sleeping around. So I was like, no, not
really. Like, whatever. But she's

pregnant. You know, I still think she's
pregnant or whatever. It was like very

casual. It wasn't a deep conversation.

That's how I remember it. I don't think
I realized the extent of what Brynn had

done before we all sat down. And I think
she embellishes.

I have heard about her embellishing
team.

I hear you both out. I guess, listen,
time will tell, honestly, like what the

situation is here with all the ladies.
No longer getting involved.

Erin and I had some differing opinions
and it was like, okay, we can move past

it. We hashed it out. We aired it and
we're good. I actually love and respect

Raquel even more.

Because we were able to have an open and
honest conversation. She was able to

express how she felt, but also see where
I was coming from. And that, to me, is

a true friendship.

Have you spoken to Uba?

Uba has this thing with me since last
year.

I don't think Erin is rude. I think
she's a store.

Yeah.

She gaslighted. When she came in and
then she started saying something about

gaslighting. I'm so happy, Jenna, for
the first time you are getting

Wait, what do you mean? Who's
gaslighting you?

We're not going to say who. I'm
gaslighting you. But no, no, no. I'm

No, no, no. No, I'm leaving. No, I know.

I didn't say it to you. Which I really
don't like because it's not applicable

this situation. I don't know how this
could be a gaslighting situation.

Right. I don't get it. Uwe was calling
Bren a snake.

And Cy was calling Bren Satan.

And now all of the sudden, they are
riding for Brynn so hard that they are

to tear me down like I am the direct
target.

It all comes out in the end. Yeah. Yeah.

Adrienne. Well, I'm glad that we've had
a chance to speak because the engagement

party is coming up. I would love for
this to be over. I want us to just all

fun. How are you? Hi.

Hi. Oh, perfect. Thank you.

The table.

I'm so excited, by the way.

But I don't know what to wear.

You don't have an outfit yet? Not yet.

Madonna could be fun.

Madonna could be a lot of fun. I'm very
confused about this theme. There's like

10 people you can dress like, but then
you can also dress like a man. Also,

ballroom? What are you doing?

I'm most likely doing great.

Ooh. When I hear ballroom, I think of
Beauty and the Beast dancing at that

scene. Does that know what we're going
into?

We went to a sex shop, Mel and I, the
other day. You did? Yeah. And we got me

collar with like a leash on it. You're
going to wear it? I might.

Grace Kelly in a collar and a leash?

I love it.

Grace Jones, honey, not Grace Kelly. You
thought it was going to be Grace Kelly.

I'd say you go with Grace Kelly. You
don't know who Grace Jones is?

Whoops. Whoops.

Oh.

Oh.

Of course I know.

Coming up.

Oh my God.

Hi.

Are you hungry?

Cory, you're good?

I'm good.

My Aunt Diana's amazing.

We had a very special bond growing up.
And when I told her that I'd gotten

engaged to a woman, there was no
hesitation.

It was immediate, like, okay, are you
throwing a party? When? Where? Tell me.

I'll be there. All right, we're sitting
in the middle.

I also invited my mother, but she
couldn't come.

She said, congratulations. I would love
to come, but I have obligations here

that I can't get away from.

And so she couldn't make it.

Did you understand what we're doing?

No, I didn't understand it at all.
That's why I want to grab this.

Okay. So it's all about the like
ballroom culture, the queer culture of

I mean, seriously, why not?

Oh my God.

Congratulations.

You look amazing.

My name is Natalia for tonight.

Natalia is a beautiful redhead who lives
in Moscow, Russia.

Natalia likes to dance.

Natalia loves to get to know people.

You can look, but you can't touch.

Turn around. Turn around.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. This is amazing.

The invitation says be somebody who you
normally aren't. So I don't often play

like the hot, sexy, pretty girl,
clearly.

Jenna, walk towards me.

Just walk a bit. Yeah, yeah.

So I'm dressing like Prince tonight.

I do really want to take your bra off.

No, I can't. My boobs are so big because
I'm getting my cute. That's amazing.

I'm dead.

Hi.

Oh, my God. You said Madonna, right? Oh,
my God. It's so perfect. As soon as you

walked in, I was like, Madonna.

Congratulations, you guys.

Stop it.

I'm obsessed.

You can have it when I'm done? I did buy
a butt for it. What does that mean?

These are not mine. I could touch that
all day. What is that?

Underwear that has, like, a butt pad in
it. I'm shocked that you don't know

about this. Can I just say, you look
kind of amazing. Thank you, but nothing

real. Like, literally, my hair's not
real, my eyelashes aren't real, my boobs

are not real, my butt's not real.
Welcome to being a chick. Like,

real. Are you kidding?

We were hoping that you would push it
up.

But you don't own anything butch. Do you
know what a soft pack is?

No. A soft pack is essentially a fake
flaccid penis.

Oh. Pack that you insert. You're not
into that?

I mean, I have a super.

Does that count? Oh, what?

Fat of a pussy area.

That's what it is. I don't really. I
have a very tight pussy area.

Jen,

I think I should take it off.

Oh, take your titties out?

Yeah.

Okay. Where's Robert?

He's putting the kids down. So I don't
know what he's going to wear.

Jenna, help.

Okay, sorry. Put the other thing on
there. It's this. Oh, okay.

I'm a model.

I changed in the party.

Oh, honey. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

Outfit. Outfit. Hold on. I got it. I got
it. I got it. This is, I mean, babe.

I know. So much better.

My boobs are going to be off. I'm
telling you. Let me see. No, no.

It's perfect.

Wait, give this as a party favor to
Raquel.

You.

Spicy tonight.

Do you have plans for after the wedding
yet?

No, we don't. Why, do you want to do it
together?

Do we have a date set for the wedding?

Um, we don't. Lock her down. She's a
runaway bride. I tease her all the time.

all stems from something Chris Rock told
her. We were at the, what was it? The

Chanel Met Gala party. Right. And he
just went on a... about how she's an

international heartbreaker and that was
her reputation when they're hanging out

at like 19.

Thank you, Chris Rock. Yeah. Thank you.

Don't be annoying, okay?

I'll try.

I'll try.

a totally hot guy, especially because
the way she talks and the way she's like

holding herself.

She's like so into it. Abe, I'm not
going on a date with.

Hi, girl.

Oh, Aaron.

Hi,

honey. My God.

It's amazing.

You really have to change the way you
touch yourself.

I definitely have to change the way I
touch myself.

Erin said, do you want to go in drag?

And I said, I'll do it, but only if we
do full glam and not half -assing it.

she had her assistant pick up a dress,
picked up the wig.

If it were up to me, I would have picked
something a little sexier, but hey.

Did she get a hair and makeup test?

I purchased these. Wait, wait, wait,
wait. They're fake eyebrows?

Oh, these are not pencil nails?

It says a lot that I'm the only one with
balls big enough to

dress like a man.

I want a Paloma, okay? Go get her a
Paloma. Go get her a Paloma. I'll be

What kind of cup are you? Like a C?

Are you eyeballing his bra? He's moving
them. I don't know.

No, I think he's wearing a sports bra.

I'm not wearing a bra.

I literally thought you were a lesbian.

You guys are crazy.

I'm great.

Congratulations. I want you to meet my
friends.

He's like, when can I leave and go play
basketball?

Hi!

Tonight I'm Natalie.

Funny.

I'm so glad you're not here. And I'm
upset about your foot.

I'm literally wearing a white sequined
dress, and so is she.

What is this? It's brown. It's gold.

We're just showing off. We're just
showing off. Show how you are.

Jenna Lyons has a booty.

She got a little black in her.

Oh, no, no. You have to see the middle.
I lost one. Oh, my God.

Imitation is the highest form of
flattery, especially when the person

imitation is Jenna.

Do the brim.

I did. Do the brim. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

My ass would be at the city corner
filing for divorce.

That's what he thinks she looks like?
She is hot.

My AIDS owner is officially gone.

He lost the babeness.

He's just AIDS.

Don't tell her.

Oh, my God.

This is my whole fun and games, you
know.

You can learn.

Oh, my.

He doesn't do that.

No, he doesn't.

I was trying to find out. Excuse me.
You're on my skirt.

Oh, I'm sorry.

What is this look?

What is this look? Madonna?

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I don't really know
what Jekyll's wearing.

I feel like sometimes she does so many
looks.

That, like, she forgets to look down at
what she's wearing before she leaves the

house. But this is not giving ballroom.

Desperately seeking Susan is desperate.
It's not ballroom. It's totally Madonna.

It's great.

You look great, by the way, with this
hair. Shut up.

I'm so attracted to you as this blonde
bombshell of a woman.

Last year, Jessel propositioned me for a
threesome.

Would you like to have a threesome with
me and my husband?

You guys haven't had sex in a year and a
half. I don't think I should be your

entry point. Yeah, you're right.

My answer still stands.

I don't think you're ready for it.

I think I would be doing all the work.

Why do you think Uba is not hanging out?
I feel like she's not hanging out.

Jessel said Uba got very upset about the
whole rumor. She was like, this is

terrible. We talked on the phone, and
there was, like, a lot of, like,

me.

The way that she's thinking about it
is...

I'm telling you, she's gutting for me.

And you know what? I'm not going to
engage in it.

Uber's just been making these comments
about my character, calling me a

gaslighter. When we were at Dodgeball
and I said I have secrets on everyone,

was like, well, you don't have secrets
on me, bitch.

I have a secret about almost every
person here. You got no secret on me.

you do, tell it to the group right now,
you lying bitch.

Like, what the?

Let's call people over.

Hi. Hi.

The House of Mulan is going to France.

Woo! Samantha, what, what, Samantha?

Samantha, what, what, Samantha?

Samantha, what, what, what? When I hear
House of Mulan, I think Disney

movie.

I'm very behind, clearly.

Snuggling up against the mat. I didn't
smell my cologne. I did. I have fibroid.

I'm figuring out my shit.

Leave me alone.

It's ridiculous because Erin and I talk
all the time.

Why are you telling them I'm coming for
you when you and I talk like the night

before? I'm like, she's not coming for
you.

Why would I come? I come every night
with my men.

If you feel that way, come to me face to
face and be like, Uba, why are you

doing this to me? For her knowing that
I'm going through all this shit and she

still want to...

Add more stuff to me. It hurt. I got to
tell you, it hurt.

No, she wants something with me.

Hello, everyone.

All right, we want to say thank you to
everyone for coming. We feel so blessed

to have you all here.

Mel is going to say a few words because
I am notoriously shy about this kind of

thing. Today's theme, which is like
ballroom culture, which is just like

Another way of saying for the queer
community, chosen family.

Sometimes chosen family steps up and
becomes like just our family. So today

represents people who have supported us
in all sorts of ways, all iterations of

ourselves over the years. We're so like
incredibly blessed to have all of you

guys here. And I'm so excited, most
excited to start a new life with Corey

Alex.

This is such a privilege to be in your
lives.

As a mother, we want so badly to have
someone who loves your children as much

you do. I love you unconditionally.

How lucky am I? Really, like, isn't this
what people dream of?

Cheers. Have fun tonight.

Coming up.

She texted me and told me I was
pathetic.

And also she called me a gaslighter and
Janet told me that. At her picnic.

At her picnic she did. We have two
active volcanoes.

One is saying it's size. It could be.
And a bigger one.

The size of like Mount Olympus is a
bunch.

have a book deal with Simon and
Schuster.

It's like a self -help memoir is what my
book agent is calling it. So now it's

time to start writing.

Hannah is a really amazing writer.

She currently writes for Glamour
Magazine.

Last year wrote a really, really lovely
article about me. When I read the

article about me, I was like, that's how
like the way I want to see myself.

Okay. I have like Diet Coke. I have
Olipop. This is actually Open and it's

fresh. Oh, I mean, I wouldn't turn down
a little chamomile.

It's a vitamin, really.

See, this is why this is going to be a
really easy working relationship. I

This is easy. Each chapter has two
parts, and I'm going to be tackling the

personal part, the story, the narrative,
the antidote. And then the second half

of each part, she's tackling how the
tools, the tricks, the resources, the

books, the podcast, the gurus helped me
get through that. It's more like the

self -help part, the research and the
tools and things.

To help people. I would love to sort of
have each chapter kick off with like a

longer sit down type interview.

Like have you tell the story in your own
words. Yeah. Record it so I can like

get some of that tonality. Okay.

Little jokes maybe that you throw in. I
want to like capture all of that. Okay.

So what do you think? What do you think
about the alley? Okay.

That one.

Sugar.

She is so soft.

If you're going to. I know she sells her
puppy coat. Oh my God. Yeah. Yeah.

You guys look so good together. We're
best friends.

But yeah, so I'm thinking kind of like,
let's shoot for 12 chapters. Okay. And I

really love the runaway bride idea.

I mean, you literally gave me like an
opening scene already, which is you on

phone with Passages Malibu. Oh, yeah,
yeah, yeah. Like, I need to check myself

in. I need rehab.

Yeah. They're like, what are you
rehabbing from? I'm like, my heart.

The breakup with Gideon was really
tough.

Like I've had horrible breakups, but
then that one was like, you don't want

break up, but you know, you have to,
something's not working.

They're like, you don't have a coke
addiction.

You can't join. Yeah.

So yeah, I went to Bali to do my eat,
pray, love or eat, pray, poop. Cause I

drank the water.

I realized on that trip, like.

When you feel like shit inside, the last
place you want to be is one of the most

beautiful places in the world. I think
it made it worse than I was miserable

because I was so sad about the
engagement, and I just literally cried.

Gideon and I had gone a little further.
Like, I sent out emails, our organizing.

I had bridesmaids.

I was afraid of other people's opinion
of me. I felt like I was too old and too

smart to not just going through with it.

I'm at this place in my life where a lot
of things that happened, the good, the

bad, and the ugly, now it's all starting
to make sense, like, why it happened

and that it got me here.

And I feel like you've made reference to
some, like, heavy things in your past.

I'm like, readers are going to be
surprised just how deep we're going

What did you think? What was the most,
like, shocking one that you... I mean,

probably your willingness to talk about
an assault. Yeah. That happened to you,

like, your Me Too story.

Are you willing to describe your
emotional state after it happened?

I just felt dumb and embarrassed and
blamed myself.

It's like none of this is supposed to
happen to me. You can't pick up the

and tell your 87 -year -old grandma you
were sexually assaulted. Like, you don't

just be like, oh, hey, that's why I'm
not returning your calls, Mimi. I didn't

know how to even, like, she's older.

Like, I don't know how to explain
something like that to her, you know?

And I think I finally learned in, like,
the worst way, like...

Regardless of what you're going through,
you have to, like, tell people because

you never know how much time anybody has
left.

In my mind, I didn't lose her three
years ago. I lost her four years ago.

I didn't tell Mimi.

She thought I was really busy.

So I feel like that experience, like,
robbed me of a lot.

It robbed me of, like, wanting to get
married. It robbed me of

whether or not I might have children.

But then at worst, it robbed me of,
like,

the last year with her it's crazy just
in like the few chapters and stuff that

start hashing out and sharing with you
letting my friends and family read it

then i'm having conversations with them
that either haven't ever had before or

that yeah you know revisiting those
topics you're the only person i told i

yeah you're the only person in this role
and i don't trust anyone anymore i mean

we've had many conversations about this

There's no playbook with how to talk to
someone about that. Every time that you

open up and tell me what you're feeling,
it gives me insight into why you are

the way you are in a lot of ways, and
that's very good for a relationship,

right? It sucks for you because I'm the
only person who you trust.

It's already been like therapy in
itself.

Absolutely. I remember after all of it,
it's so stupid, but I remember it was

like 10 or 11 months, and I made my
first dick joke.

And I was like, she's back. She's back.

Are you dating now?

I'm not dating now. Every time I start
dating someone, I'm like, I'm going to

have to tell them about what happened.
Yeah. I'm just not ready to do that. Do

want to? Yes, so badly. It's going to
just take like the most incredible,

incredible patient person.

The past year has been hard. I have felt
like a liar every time that

people. Ask me why I'm single.

I smile and I say, oh, there's not
enough billionaires in the world. Or

dated them all. But, like, it's like a
knife that keeps going in.

And I just feel like I'm f***ing lying.
And I want to feel better.

Because it's not going away.

And I'm running out of time.

This might take me time to be able to
trust another person.

I don't want to wait to have a child
until that happens.

So I'm like, I can have a kid in the
interim.

It's great.

I don't have the luxury of taking the
next 10 years of healing. I want to have

children. So on this time crunch to like
heal my heart and find

love again, you know, I feel like I
hacked it. I feel like I found a

I think so too. You're still getting
everything you want.

I think I'm still working on it, you
know, but, but that's why this means so

much to me because I want to share it.
And like, I think I need to prove to

myself that like, I can turn this one
into something good too. You know, like

can turn all of it to something good.

Yes, of course. I brought stuff. You
don't ever shop. Good morning.

Morning.

Here's your green tea. Oh, thank you.

I didn't know if you wanted ice or not.
I'm sorry. You know what? I think ice

would be good today, especially if we're
going to sit outside.

I don't have any fucking ice.

You don't have ice?

Ah!

Hello.

How are you? I'm good. Good to see you.
Good to see you. Thanks for coming back.

Oh, my God. Of course. This is my
favorite place in the Bronx. My friend

is actually going to come help us pack
today.

Great. City Meals is an amazing
organization. It's basically Meals on

but in the greater New York area. And
they provide meals to 60 ,000 at -risk

senior neighbors.

Where can we put Brent?

Tell me where it needs to go so it all
fits in.

I volunteered with them. I helped them
deliver meals. And now I am here to pack

some of the meals.

Remove this up.

Stick it in the corner there. In the
corner. Okay. And then assembly line.

I'm holding up the whole thing now, you
guys. Don't fire me.

Good morning, my queen.

Hi, my queen.

Dr. Ivo is here. And I needed a doctor.
What a lovely morning.

Isn't it? This is worth driving here.

Thank you. Come on. It's so beautiful.

It's a little oasis in the back.

I am not getting it. No way. Try.

Lift it, baby. I will not try.

She wants to put me on her back and go
down these stairs. Everybody picks you

up.

It's like I'm some small child. I'm a 40
-year -old woman.

How is your foot doing?

Oh, my God. It's gotten so much better.
The laceration is healed.

Oh, wow.

But he said not only is the glass on the
bone, but the glass is right next to

the artery.

So I'm going to see what the MRI says. I
have an appointment tomorrow because he

said if it is near the artery, things
like driving and slamming on the brake

could be an issue and the artery could
be sliced.

Isn't that horrible to think about?
Listen, I've dealt with foot pain. I

we've all walked around in a Louboutin.
So, Kate.

talk about pain, but the good news is I
could take those off. Okay, everybody

just grab.

There's no amount of foot pain that
would keep me from wearing heels.

Well, you missed my engagement party.
Yes, I did.

Oh, my God. Did your mom come to the
engagement party? No.

I wish.

You know, she still has this thing about
traveling, and Mel suggested that

I... That we go visit her. You know how
my mom is. I would love to visit her in

Puerto Rico. She might not answer the
bell.

I don't know. I'm like so kind of. I
mean, I think that's a great idea to go

visit her.

Yeah. Yeah.

She's on vacation mode. I think she's
inviting herself.

I think I am inviting myself. Are you
really? I'm seriously on vacation mode.

You guys would want to go to Puerto
Rico? I would love to go to Puerto Rico.

I'm going to text the group.

My family's Puerto Rican, but they are
Nuyorican, so most of them were raised

New York. My grandmother was from Puerto
Rico. It's just always something that

we celebrate.

And then we have two local.

I don't know if you consider us local.
They will let us know that pretty

quickly. Yeah, they're going to be like,
honey, don't even try and speak

Spanish.

Family, food, music, dancing, these are
all my favorite parts about being Puerto

Rican. Food is a very big part of our
culture, and we're also very judgmental.

About people's cooking, especially your
rice and beans. But at the same time,

it's what brings us all together.

Did you speak to Aaron?

Hi.

Hello, hello.

Hi.

Oh, my goodness.

All right, put me to work.

I love it. Thank you for saying you
would come and bone with me. You're the

one out of the girls when you saw that I
posted that on Instagram. They were

like, I want to come home. I got you,
baby.

Feels good to give back, though, right?
At the beginning of this year is when we

all found out that Erin's mom has
cancer.

I was literally shocked.

And obviously I feel horrible for Erin
and what she's going through with her

family. So to me, this is really, really
nice where we're sharing and we're

closer and we can support each other for
things that matter most to us in life.

How are things with you and Uba?

Fine. Great.

Yeah. Great. Wonderful.

It's awesome.

It's so good.

Squeeze the juice. There's no issues.
There's no issues at all.

We were hung out. We had a good time.
But here's the thing. Jenna comes to me

and say that Aaron thinks you're coming
after her. Five minutes later, Brynn was

like, oh, yeah.

And he's saying that all the time. She's
been telling me for a couple weeks.

And she'll be like, she's coming for me.
She's coming for me. She's a little

paranoid about it. She called me every
day.

During your picnic, when you came back
with Jenna. I said she's gaslighting.

Gaslighting, exactly.

I think you used the wrong word. And so
she was like, I don't understand why

she's coming after me.

Gaslighting is a manipulation where the
person doing it has an ultimate goal

they're trying to achieve.

But I don't think Aaron is trying to
manipulate a situation with the prank. I

don't see what Aaron has to gain from
that. Here's my confusion.

We talk all the time. I consult her. I
listen to her. So I don't understand why

you're telling other people I'm coming
for you. Right, when you're having great

conversations and everything is
wonderful. But it's not right that she's

creating this conflict for me for no
reason. But I don't understand what she

gets out of it.

Right. Just wait. Watch. Right.

How are things with you and Uba?

Fine. Whenever I say that I'm like, I
love Erin, she's like, why?

I don't know. Uba went through a whole
phase. She's a snake branch. She's a

horrible person.

I think she thinks Erin's spoiled.

She's made those comments before. Like
she's just a little bitch who's had

everything and whatever.

Yeah.

After Raquel, she texted me and told me
I was pathetic because I said, is she

coming for me?

She's like, I don't know what's like
real and what's fake. And like, this is

just pathetic.

Also, she called me a gaslighter.
Instead of her coming to me and saying,

know, hey, babe, do you feel like I'm
coming for you? What's going on? Is

everything OK?

I get a text calling me a gaslighter.

And pathetic and messy and blah, blah,
blah. It's girl mess. She sent me mean

texts. You got in my face in public.

She's coming for you.

We have two active volcanoes.

One in St. Messiah.

It could be. And a bigger one.

The size of like Mount Olympus and Uva.

Her having this narrative that I'm
coming for her, which is absolutely not

But I have to tell you, it really hurts
me. Right. It really hurts me. Because

it's like, what narrative are you doing?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That is not true.

Right. I didn't do anything to her.
Yeah.

Are you going to talk to her and be
like, hey, that text was weird. Why are

saying that I'm going to come for you? I
would like to have a conversation with

her, but I feel like if I do, I don't
know how it's going to be received.

And I wish I could just say to her,
listen, you've called me a liar. You've

called me a gaslighter. This is still
going on somehow from last year. I

we moved past it. Why do you still have
these feelings about me? Right. But I

feel like if I say it, she's going to.

Like tell me that I'm a piece of like a
new thing is gonna come up You know like

something new that I didn't know about
that case scenarios when I Kumbaya and

hug each other and love each other like
we should Worst case is that this gets

dragged out and we end up in a terrible
fight No, I think they're done screaming

at me. I can tell in their faces. Yeah,
it's my turn now. I'm going to protect

you I got you back to

Do you feel it's worth speaking to Erin
about these mixed messages? No, it's

not. No, it's not. It's not worth it.
It's really not worth it because I'm not

going to get anywhere.

What do you mean you're not going to get
anywhere? She's just going to tweet

something. She's going to give me
another story.

I completely understand where Uba's
coming from. Because even if you do talk

out, she's listening, but she's not
understanding.

Right. And you get nowhere.

I just think she believes her own lies.

Don't do it. Don't fall for the trap
then.

It just sucks that you can't be like...

real with your friend right that's weird
if we like can't talk about things

because we're afraid like is she in a
good mood and tiptoeing around is a

volcano gonna erupt on us be like is
someone gonna rip my head off while

on a girl's trip it's also like how why
do you think you can talk to me this way

but the minute i say one thing

A reply. A reply. It's just so
hypocritical. It's like, you can call me

gaslighter and a liar and all these
things to all these people, but I say,

she coming for me? Like, deal with it.
And it's like, you bitch. You know I

Uba. But I'm done.

I know what she's trying to do. Right.
She's trying to make whatever I'm saying

not to be credible.

Now I have to, like, figure out Puerto
Rico. Yeah.

Maybe you and Aaron will talk finally.

Trips bring everyone together.

Or they could tear you apart.

Next time on The Real Housewives of New
York City.

Hi, boys.

You're waving to, like, some 54 -year
-old, like, whatever.

Just for the record, I'm 56.

There's no way I'm 56.

I have too much money to, like, stay
here. Don't tell me this room is too

I've seen your apartment.

I have four kids. I'm just looking for a
break. It doesn't matter if you have

kids or not. You'll know when you have
them.

It was what you said.

You seem to thrive off being a bully,
and it needs to end.